Girl at a Bar - SNL 

what does that even mean?

That sounded weird LOL 😂

@@innag6888 smart move in your part lmao

Eyes close as if he’s simulating the nut lmao

Inspired from deep within his dark side hahah

this is funny as hell

The best part of the whole video 😂😂

That was the best line 😂💀 10/10

Sameeeee

Perfect delivery lol, Beck is one my favorite cast members

Yeah, that was one of the funniest parts. He just points and says “Bitch” in this flat, calm tone. Like he’s describing the color of someone’s hair.

@@Redorgreenful I also laughed at he was also the whiniest, simply begging.

@@berryreadable “PLLEEEEEAASSE!”

The way he fcking points at her 😂😂😂😂

ugh my ex did that to me grr...well he is ex for reason🤓

Tbh that’s way more than following Kamala Harris on Twitter so maybe Kyle is worth a shot

Andrew Foreman the way he moves when he says that 😂

He was the best Kyle Mooney

The crotch grab/facial expression really made that pop lmao.

Hey, she's not into it man , back off !

Sadly:/

Unfortunately Men treat Women like trash but Women also do alot of shady behavior and still blame their problems on Men. If a girl cheats a guy it can really fuck him up psychological and alot of people don't get help afterwards.

SDsurfNFun wow it’s almost like anyone can commit wrongdoings and poor character is unrelated to gender

SDsurfNFun Did you really just do a ‘whataboutery’ 180? Sheesh.

@@SDsurfNFun I get what you're saying, kinda, buuut imo all humans are pretty trash and its funny that you think we can all be friends. Be nice to eachother? Pfft.

Best scene in it

Quote of the decade

Kyle Mooney part was best

😅😂😂

What the friiiiiiiiick!!!

Do you want to eat my butt…. Says while in front of 20 strangers. haha he looked like the flair guy from office space.

She’s had supporting roles in quite a few movies, and has quite a significant role in the ensemble film The Female Brain.

@@davidsinnott7160 I just heard about that one! I’m thinking of checking it out.

@@songbird6414 It’s not the best movie in the world, but the cast is decent, and Cecily is great as always.

i said all the right things, will she finally let me tap that?

I enjoyed how the dude she passes on the way to the bar is giving her the once-over

Almost as if she wasn't really acting

years of real-world experience

@Jay D I think you missed the point

I was literally thinking, how is she SO good with the reactions. Perfect acting

Yes…her acting. That was acting you were watching.

john asshat he is one of my favorite easily

He’s like, the third-best cast member

He powered up for that line 😂

I will forever say nut like this

OK BEUITCH!! Hahahaha

That's what I heard too... I fell out😂😂😂🤣🤣

It's pronounced "nyeeeuuutttttt!" 😅😅😅

@@itshammertime5036 naah, you killed it... 😑

I come back to this clip just for that line....every week... and I love it. Lol. Comedy genius.

NoHo_Hank “I followed all the rules...”

franco stoppardi wydm? you sound like the person who should be happy that snl called this slimy “male feminist” behavior out.

Durrrr

Yep... you are right on...the facade and the mask comes off easily and the true self is revealed.

True. If a dude wasn't massively insecure and entitled, he'd just say "have a good evening" and be on his way.

Exactly and they are the same who say "nice guys finish last" but they are not even that nice when it boils down to it

Lol, Kyle is great in this

Man/Woman. Genius show

@@tiagolopes4965 Well remembered! Nick Frost, Daisy Haggard et al. 2005 - 2 seasons.

Oh I thought you meant Snuff Box with Matt Berry. Have you seen those "boyfriend" sketches? I won't spoil it, but his timing is brilliant

Simp

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haha best line of the sketch hahaha

🤣🤣

That is honestly my favorite part

This is hilarious

😂😂😂😂

They are making fun of both groups The men who think they will get laid by supporting women’s rights And the women who believe these guys support women’s rights

I literally just heard that as soon as I saw this comment

🤣🤣🤣

And most men are too afraid of hitting on anyone . Definitely not US culture or men

Also, people could never converse at a normal volume in any bar anywhere.

@@eva_eva6724My comment was about seating availability. Let’s keep on topic.

Except at shitty bars with only guys looking at dating apps on their own shipping Japanese whiskey

His delivery at 1:14 is literally perfect.

It was absolutely perfect. The way he switched gears within a fraction of a second.

😂😂😂

Yes, perfect feminist he is

Girls love him, he saved Narnia after all.

🤣🤣🤣👏

thats why hes a chad

jon: Can I buy a shirt that says that?

Opinunate ted facts

Classic

Best part

wHaT tHe FrAaAaAaCk?!?!

and his "matter of fact" pointing at her and monotone "bitch" killed me...hahaha.

EDS2314 Lmao

I was a year late with the exact same comment 😂

I know right.. so what’s going on man? Nice profile picture. 👀

So you won’t reply now…. 🤬…. 😂👍🏽

Underrated

Lol

If you were a female and went places alone you'd know it's just real life and not reddit.

@@aurora8749 Au contraire my friend, I am a tall good looking man who exercises, and I have been hit on by women AND gay men many, many times in my life, often when I'm simply trying to exercise and I'm minding my own business. I know all too well what it's like to be hit on by creeps. So I'd appreciate if you'd stop acting like you know something I don't.

@@danfred7127 you cannot compare being hit on a couple times when you are out to being followed an sexually harassed almost every time you go somewhere alone. I'd appreciate it if you don't pretend being an attractive man is comparable to being a small attractive woman. I haven been followed home, cornered, groped, at least forty times and was kidnapped and raped once. It's not the same as a couple girls and a gay dude asking you for your phone number once....

It's crazy how little self awareness most men have. Literally every time I've talked about domestic violence some butthurt guy instantly comments, "What about when women abuse men!?" It's not even close to being as common as the reverse women are 6x more likely to be victims of DV and if you bring up statistics they claim it's all women making false reports 🙄 oh yeah? What about all the women that are murdered by their partners during acts of DV? Is the morgue and forensics fabricating those as well?;Almost every woman I know has been in at least one abusive relationship and almost every woman I know has been sexually assaulted. Men in general have a huge issue with self control, another fact that's proved by science as they have lower function in the prefrontal cortex but it can be fixed if mother were more involved with their sons and disciplined them more and if more men stopped abandoning their sons and stick around to be a role model.

Yeah let's push some hate towards men!..

As he's wearing a pink hat and vest covered with political slogan buttons, lol, could not be more overtly creepy.

@@yellowblanka6058 whats wrong with the pink hat lmaoo

The grossest line was definitely “I love Hillary”

@@balloonfiesta15 At least he admitted it and calling it with its name...unlike some men who go against their friends only when they are "too" supportive and decent with women ,both in a locker room and in public. I think you were disgusted because he betrayed the rule of brotherhood ,and not because he said he was a scumbag with women and sorry. Nice man was that Marlon Brando ...especially towards women.

@@itsmeyaboi4386 look up “pussyhat”

She’s not going to let you nut dude

Hey Melissa you wanna hangout? Maybe have coffee or dinner sometime?

I'm not one of those creepy guys. I'm real deal.

Bitch I went on multiple feminist rallies and you won't even reply?

@@Ying-yang6969 Apt username, lol, also, there's a dude in her profile pic with her.

@@yellowblanka6058 i asked her when she was single. In the profile picture atleast.

I totally agree with you! Maybeeee you wanna grab a drink sometime?

Valeria E ...BITCH!!

Jason Lane, back the fuck off, dude. She's not into you. Fucking asking a girl out on the internet is so desperate and lame.

Jason Lane 😂😂

Sorry about that Valeria E. Some guys are horrible, right? So yea... Where do you live? We should hang out sometime.

how do you know a white guy didn’t write this?

Yawn

@@khoavo5758 How do you know i meant a white woman wrote this? But I see your point

@@carlosmanuelbolanos7210 Of course I don’t know for sure (and it doesn’t have to be a white woman, could be a black woman), but you said “when a writing room is more diverse, we get skits like this”. Which means “If the writing room wasn’t diverse, we wouldn’t get this skit”. Which means “if the writing room was full of white guys, we wouldn’t have this skit.”. Which means “White guys couldn’t have written written this skit”. Is that chain of reasoning correct?

If that were true they why are so many recent movies, shows, and SNL skits so terrible. Diversity just to virtue signal produces garbage. I think we should just appreciate good writing no matter who is writing it.

Em, excuse me, but it's "NEEEYUUUUUUUT!"

For once in my life I'm not sorry I read the comments.

Richard Cano IM CRYING THIS COMMENT

I LOVE U

Richard Cano, ew no

this is the funniest comment ever

that's not what that phrase means...

Not what that phrase means, at all. That phrase actually encourages aggressive behavior...it basically means “non-aggressive”, non-assertive guys are the ones who get left behind.

I know what the phrase means.That's why I put quotes around nice guys - to indicate the alternate usage of the expression.

@@Ay-B yea they think being nice means they're entitled to everything.. so uhh.. would you like to grab a cup of coffee sometime?

@@rshawn4303 Lol!

Not a single character said that.

OMGWTFLOL Not exactly, but the first guy said he’s not a gross guy looking to hit on her, and then immediately hits on her. So.. same exact concept.

Also he doesn't stare at cue cards and doesn't break

bbooii 23 I’m pretty sure that’s the main reason guys were at those marches

+ Nike Honestly the march was horrible. Freezing cold in DC and because twice as many people showed up as expected the crowds were atrocious and there was no cell service because the towers were jammed. Any guy who showed up for that deserves a handy... at the very least.

+ Cory Schmidt Lol.. jk!

Fucking hilarious

Cory Schmidt I want to say something rude but I won't.

The joke was funny once. It wasn't funny four times.

J Shepard exactly

J Shepard oh god are there four of these?

Hayden the eeeeeeeeeeevil male eukaryotic organism 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Then the crowd was realizing... what?

The way she screams "BITCH!!" so loud it can be heard over the din of the bar, bwahahaha!

You won't even let me nhuut?

Beck bennett is really good in that one

It's my favorite part of the skit, and I've been waiting for somebody to mention that! xD

@@trever2244 I almost want that on a T-Shirt lmao

What a plot twist

SuperHappyNotMerry Women also get angry when they are rejected and they seek revenge, Have you never seen it?

ブレードランナー These people are called assholes, most men and women are not like this

@@johnsreactions6658 not at the capacity that men do lmao in some parts of the world men actually KIDNAP women they want to marry and its allowed so dont ever bring up "men have ti bad too" under a woman video. bring up a man problem at a man video

@@MKOFT3N Did she murder you though?

@@johnsreactions6658 clapping

Changed your mind...so you guys got down like james brown? Makes it a better story.

@@thatbitchnoemie your reply confuses me so maybe I can clarify ; I didn't know him and I was getting hit on in general, wasn't feeling anyone. But after he was respectful and showed genuine interest in me throughout the night after rejection, that indicated to me he was worth my time for a good time. I wasn't trying to 'not let him go' by any means more like I reconsidered his offer after he caught my interest by just maintaining good Convo etc it was a green flag that made a good impression

@@xaesalyszimpkee so you let him NYEEUUUUT

@@avasdv him ignoring me and giving me space would have been a red flag because it showed that he only had interest in getting to know me to fuck me. Him backing off from flirting but still trying to be friendly and getting to know me because I was clearly receptive to it was a good move cuz it showed he actually had interest in who I was and not just getting in my pants because I was pretty to him. Some women don't want to be approached at all. They will be skeptical of your friendship and getting to know them whatsoever because they think you're just trying to get into their pants. It's going to vary, you have to figure out how receptive that person is to you talking to them. Rejection sucks, but it's not the end of the world and you don't need to completely ignore or write off that person because they said no to your romantic or sexual or flirtatious advances

i'd probably go and secretly cry in a bathroom what does say about me?

+Kino D Not just the "nice" Beta males, but the "nice" besty lesbos who just happen to compete with them.

ChiliContestWinner Leave her alone dude. Some guys am I right? so I volunteer at an animal shelter. Would you want to get drinks sometime Pixie? You said no?.... bitch

Maathiu Ra Yin, fuck guys who are dicks about being interested in women. Fuck guys who think that he has a right to have sex with whomever he pleases and gets pissy when she doesn't reciprocate. Fuck people who are xenophobic, sexist, homophobes and who still think that bullshit behavior is okay in 2017.

It's not about the universal rejection of female & male companionship idiot, it's about the sense of entitlement to sex and inability to accept polite rejection

Unicorn Films Hi, Im a xenophoebic, racist, sexist, transphoebis guy...did I hear you say you wanted to fuck? Wait, youre not like, FAT or ugly or anything, right?

Maathiu Ra Yin I think you're confused bud. Those things don't go together.

i mean you kinda asked for it :)

I can pull out almost all my pubic hair by hand if you give me 4 hours and 3 months of grow time. Trying to beat my record, but gotta wait a month.

“Badman’s” 1. Her comment was from a year ago. 2. So are you saying that you yourself are indeed hot? (Strange) 3. Are you saying she’s not hot? (Strange) *notes and reflection* (Strange)

Yeah! I totally agree!

Hahah yeah totally guys are lame. Not me though I try my best to be more like un-lame lol! I mean just because I have a massive dick doesn't mean I have to BE one riight? lol

TRUE!!!!

Chicken Nuggetmaster360 Not really

b king if you honestly believe you can buy sex for the price of a couple of drinks it's no wonder you get rejected. Even hookers have a price point. And standards.

Love the fact that he's wearing a pink hat and vest covered with political slogan buttons, haha

BITCH!!!!!

One of the most underrated lines next to “touch my tit” 🤣

@@Calicocutpants that *BITCH!* at the end caught me off guard, lol.

Chris Melberger wow chris love your FRESH CONTENT, weird i just randomly came across your comment 😂

Nice pun

Agreed 👍

Sure, if you like predictable and shallow.

Chris Melberger you can't spell disappointment without men

that's why you man up and deal with being alone until you meet someone in real life...instead of riding the brave new world bandwagon

Talbert Humperdink lmao ur a loser dude stop trying to tell people how to live their lives

that's what tinder is for. it's literally a hook up app.

Are you okay man? It was a joke. Chill please. Obviously Tinder is mostly for hooking up but who says I have to hook up with a disrespectful sexist? That was the point in case you missed it. @talbert Humperdink

holy shit the replies to this comment are fucked

And same way, sad too.

Literally writing a paper on male sexual entitlement and referencing this sketch 😂

Nolan Murphy you’re joking right? The paper wouldn’t be based on evidence or facts.

Brandon Mcdade you know papers can reference multiple sources, also it was literature class so none of the things I was referencing were "facts"

Nolan Murphy no but basing a paper off it to show everybody what a nice guy you are sure does. You're as bad as these "nice guys" in the skit. "I'm writing this paper and you won't even let me nuuuuttt"

I know a chick just like her. "Bitch" lol

@@rict.4938 Me, too. Tried to block my exit. Oh, no.

Yes, lesbians are aggressive too

Same lol

They do.

Duno A Gross.

Duno A here's a participation trophy for you...

lol i wish someone would called me gross to my face hahaha omg let that person be white

mark: Hey, if that's your fantasy, whatever floats you boat.

I love that line!

Lol, she should have taken her jacket off and put it on the chair next to her after the first guy, then told them she was saving the seat for a friend.

@@yellowblanka6058 tat doesn't go well in some places

@@yellowblanka6058 You shouldn't expect paying customers to stand because you are holding the last seat for someone who isn't even there.

@@yellowblanka6058 Than there would be no Skit lol

@@yellowblanka6058 Nah, doesnt work, like at all.

It wasn’t funny

@@kieransoregaard-utt8 go cry about it

I think a lot of guys are probably more reluctant to approach women because they don't want to be perceived as one of these disengenous guys, but as a guy I don't envy women in their task of basically having to become behavioral scientists to suss out the PUA creeps from genuinely decent guys.

@@yellowblanka6058 Yep! It’s a nightmare either way you look at it.

The fact that he says it in a Pee Wee Hermanesque voice makes it all the better, lol

No, you just found it right now. These stereotypes have always been there.

ThePopushi always

Old news old concept.

Extremely cringe more like

They even mentioned Kamala Harris.

Unlocked i should have expected it and yet I'm still somehow shocked and repulsed

Do you want to eat my butt? Loooool was that line actually on live tv?

I see more people rightly pointing out that men dont bahave like that. Its all in feminists head.

MRostendway let me guess, you're a man?

Unlocked Ofcourse. As a man I know this is a made up strawman in feminists head.

Jak The only way they could make it more accurate is if the men tell her how ugly she is after they get rejected.

If i have issues then we are in the same boat 🤝

@@klavicus2276 OMG grow up, woman aren't a fricking trophy you get for being "nice" to them, "that's what girls do nowadays blocking" how old are you??? And nice one assuming their partner is a man

@@sugaredwards6207I'm a "real" feminist and I'd completely condemn this act. Fact is men in large numbers either creep very openly or go subtle with it

@@klavicus2276 there is a reason she got a bf.

Brian Wagenaar almost like..... it’s not the first time he’s said stuff like that.

Jesus H. Christ, if you think this is the best SNL sketch ever then you really need to broaden your horizons. The show hasn't been funny in 10+ years and I'm not exaggerating.

@@RU-vid.Algorithmic.Nonsense damn, Triggered by someone expressing their opinion on a comedy skit. I'd be surprised if your horizons extend beyond your own colon

So, you watched the video...cool

@@davep4211 yes i did. how did you know?

lovefangirling Purple because you’re quoting it

That's the reason you should never support rights that are not yours ☝️

@@kevindagod so you would support rights of peole who treat you like shit? 🤔 What a masochist...

Yep, the creep guys ruin it for the decent guys. Decent dudes see the bar where every woman is with like 4 of her gfs and doesn’t approach because of the anxiety of trying to carry a conversation with 4 women he doesn’t know when Just one can feel nerve wracking

@Jesper Jansen They're fake 90% of the time.

​@@deedee-es4vg *scoffs* and weasels. GAAWWD. I can't believe how some men act, that's why I volunteer at a battered women's shelter every day after work. I uh, work as a divorce lawyer for women who have been cheated on. So... deedee, you maybe wanna go on a date sometime?

HERE-HERE!!!!

👌👌👌

Definitely gotten laid online off of accepting a rejection by giving positive feedback. She said I'm cute but not normally into short guys, I said I don't normally date single moms but there was just something about her and if she changes her mind hit me up.

Puds Deroiste You're doing the Lord's work.

Nice try but that's sex appropriation. You don't have nuts, so you can't use that phrase.

Thanks to this sketch, as a 25 year old man, i find myself saying “touch my tit” waaaaay too often now