Girl Don't Do It! 

IF IDA CLOCKED HER ASS LIKE THAT... THEN I WOULDVE BEEN WRONG!!!! ... "Hi, this is monica pearson...." i'm dead

"No tea no shade, just clocking the damn tea where it needs to be clocked, and clearly it WASN'T". Love this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Qaadir has been saying all the lingo u hear on tv now years ago!

Dang 11 yrs pass by really fast.i was 17 when I saw this vid..now I'm 28 looking at this video again 11 yrs later.

The horn part had me rolling already LMAOOOOOo

"KNUCK IF YOU BUCK SHAWTY UNOO TOROOOO CA CA CA" hahaaaa

"OH YOU KNOW WHAT?! KNUCK IF U BUCK GIRL" love that part1!

"And here goes this old damn witch, this old fucking corpse!" LMAO!

lol, Brings back memories...I come back to it from time to time and it NEVER gets old

he was giving me sleeptytime tea I'm looking for jasmine chai lmaooooooo

This video is soooooo funny! I miss these fast-paced rants

this video is added to my favorites and watch it every time im sad and down and it makes me LAUGH

I watch this at least 3 times a day xD

lmao@ "this old f**cking corpse" LMAO!!!

4:10-5:16 I'm HOLLERING! One of the funniest things I've seen on youtube. I'm laughing so much I'm almost slobbing. Your reenactments are priceless!

"this old lil WENCH" classic video

"I stepped on your damn presence bitch..." LOLLLLLLL

"Yeah Gurrrr Yeaaaaah Gurrraa" 😂😭

"Bitch no ma'am, nooo.. oh no ma'am" lmaooo

I'm just now watching all of your videos and you are hilarious !!!

I love him too much lmaoo

The legend speaks. Paving the road of popular vernacular with his/her brilliant oration skills. Love you Qaddir! ❤️

Do you realize how much I'm rollin' right about now?! I'm weak.

Coming back in 2018. Love you Qaadir!

He crazy I love him.. I stay cryin.😂 I'm on a binge.

This is giving my depressed ass life. I seriously couldn't without you :) you're the best

“Knuck if you buck honey, knuck if you buck honey” 😭😭 man I was 15 when I found you I’m 26 now I keep watching your old videos makes my day

This is my favorite video on RU-vid.

I always come back to this video every now and then. I am hollering!!! Sooo many iconic quotes from this video! Qaadir is the legendary RU-vid storytime king!

HHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNKKKKK!!!!!!

Qaadir makes me happy

"but in real life I don't have the option to band a bitch, so that's when you BEAT A BITCH!" most legendary line. i cant. lol!

"Knuuck if you Buuuck shawty...uno torrro cah-cah-cah"! I watch this everyday! lmao

So happy I found this again! Still as iconic as ever.

"Oops up side ya head said oops up side ya head"! ROTFLMAO!!

HOOOLAAAAAA COMO ESSSTAAAA!! lmfao dead !!!

"That tea had nooo flava!!!" hahahahah

makes me smile every single time...takes away my bad mood...love it.

10:52 “Gurrrrll look a hymmmmm💀💀💀💀💀

He reminds me of a young chris tucker on 1000! Love this man.

This is literally my favorite video.

3 years later and I'm still dying at this video 😭😭😭

omg every time i see one of your long-ass videos i hesitate, but once i start watchin--ooooooo gurl do you make the time fly by!! you crack me up and i just love listening to your stories!! keep 'em coming!!

Those classics give me liiiiiiifffffeeee, I swear I can never get enough of them

I love your impressions of other people Qaadir, it cracks me up - like the ones in your video "he looked like the texas chainsaw massacre" my favourite one in this video is when you were talking about the guys reacting and going " Oh! Oh! Oh! shawty! Oh Shawty!" LMAO!!!

I've had this video liked and saved for about 10 years now. Still makes me laugh 😂😂

"don't talk about it's hershey's bitch it" s dookie..it's kah kah!!" lol

"If I hadda' clocked her ass like that!" LMFAO

qaadir you make me laugh so much, you captivate me with your stories. completely bring me into your world like a book haha i love listening to you please dont stop whenever you have something to say, say it cuz i won't stop listening.

This mess is HILARIOUS! I actually got weak laughing at this because I could picture all of it big time. Best stories on RU-vid, hands down!

I think you are the best, you make me smile when I am at my lowest. God Bless

Literally my 100th time watching this and most of your videos! They seriously never get old!

I totally agree with your 'show and dance' hypothesis.

lol "smellin like funyon rings" hahahahaha epic

This is the funniest of Qaadir videos

SWEAT OUT MY PRESS. JASMINE CHAI. IT"S A POSSIBILITY.

"she wanna act like she was lookin at the sky like .... 0_0 it's a beautiful dayy" LOL

"If I hadda clocked her head like that..." - LOL - God I love you. You must have cool parents.

“Girl u already know who I am.. mmhhmm yeah girll yeahh girllll” LMAOOOOOOO

I've watched his more recent videos and he's grown a lot

you are iconic

lol you're the only person who can have me sitting on the computer watching a youtube video for twenty minutes straight on something that wasn't assigned to me. love it.

lmao. "it grazed the back of her cranium"

“HHH-RANCID” 🤣🤣🤣

PUNGENT... RRRANCID SOMEBODY OUTLINE ME WITH THE CHALK BECAUSE I HAVE DIED

I love the long videos, i watch every minute of it! lmao! This put the cherry on top of my lovely day!

"Cloked her ass" LOL.. your so crazy and funny.. your videos are so long but i dont even notice it i get so wrapped up in your stories.. They are fantastic!

"It's A possibility! Yes ma'am." Lmfao.

you have the best stories!!!!

LMAO you the only person on youtube I can watch for 20 whole minutes without getting bored!

He had that one good song but girl anyway good day...LOL

Your hand gestured on how you just move a conversation to the side is tripping me the hell OUT! Omg Qaadir you are definitely the comedian of our generation. A whole story, comedic with your emotion and you are so serious right now! You don't even know how funny you are. ahahahahahaha

“Now she wanna look up in the damn sky like ... It’s a beautiful daaaaaay !! “ That part has always made me holla !!

I could listen to you all day! I love ya!

Ball head small head ass !!!! Dookey stain 😂😂😂. Was having an annoying day at work Qaadir so I had to come to your archives on my lunch break . Thanks as always for the laughs 😂😂😂

I love this video

Still here 2020 !!!!

Your videos are the best. I check youtube every other day for them. Keep doing what you do and don't let others discourage you.

lmao "look at ur doookie stain!!"

i am so dead at "old corpse" you are too much boo! lmao!

Skype probably sold my email bish LOL

i love him, i can not get enough. i wish he had his own talk show!!!

"I will not sweat out my press" LMAO!! I know that's right. That is the worst.

This is too funny..I love ur videos!!! Luv da hair!!

LOL "don't be surprised if you get slapped in the head" Love it. And very true.

LMAOOOO! sammme ! i've been watching his videos for HOURS! ahahah

This made my night !!! lol .

You're the BEST thing that EVER happened to RU-vid!! I love you!!!! And you need your own show on TV!!!

i love you boo

youu areeee theee cutest! i lovee your personality and how you stick up for people who are different! comee too australia! lovee you!

Lmao it sure could :'D the escalator tho

LOL you are a mess!!! I loved this video, you keep it so REAL lol love it!!!

You are the best thing since pockets on pants! I love your videos and music, keep up the good work!

That Diva said the Kee Kee and the Slit Slice... LMAO... Oooo I luv him.... :)

I'm 6'5.. Kidding =P Im 6'0 -Qaadir

The face at 0:18 is too funny. I love it.

I’m so glad we live in a better world today. Qua you deserve better. But I can so relate to this in hs.

You're a great story teller!

The 'Knuck If You Buck' Part Is Funny. Haha.

He's not angry, he's just being real.