Carl Winslow Drag Queen 

"i fired you! You clocked in and your clock in number was Invalid" hahahaha!

"Gurl I'm a size 8!" Size 8? Put a ONE before that 8, SIZE 18!!!

"You might as well go barefoot!!!" That pitch! I am at work hollering!!!

Do not watch this at work! I'm at my desk with headphones on, trying to be d.l and I can't stop laughing. Pumba lookin ass! Quadir is gonna get me fired...♥

"You're 55 @ the club. It seems you dont know what YOU"RE doing." lololololol

lmao he said "no shade to my homely brothers and sisters" lol

"Bitch you should've took that 10 dollars and got yourself some Gold Bond Intensive care cream for heavy duty heels" LMAO HAD ME DYING!! I Love you Qaadir!! You're the only reason I come onto RU-vid anymore.

LOL @ "those shoes were screaming"

with her damn toes scraping the floor lmao

"You could barely swim there!" 😂😭

I know I'm new and I binge watch but I'm kinda glad Im late cause this is breakfast lunch and dinner. I literally say to myself I NEED a meal from LEGENDARY Miss Howard!

You are wayyyyyy too funny. I love you so much. Thank you for being yourself and making my days better. I can go back and watch all of these vids.

“Yeah you’re turning heads.... for all the wrong reasons” 😭😭😂😂😂😂

....still watching in 2019!

`She was so extra for no reason WITH THESE FEET TOO ` 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Every now and again I come back to watch this video. It’s still funny as hell every time.

vegetable oil 😂😂😂 im deadd

Tamia will forever be missed, the o.g dog with you from the start. and always in your heart

vegetable oil gurl

"Beef up security with these ugly bitches." XD OMG!!!!

no let me tell you honey! I had a 50 something year old woman threaten to cut me for parking in her driveway. AT 3 AM. What are you doing up?? Girl bye. It was a shared driveway at that. I think some people just like to fight. smh

I dont know why but the line "Like she's THIN, You're NOT thin sweetheart." always has me DYYYYIIINGGG.....

Carl Winslow in Drag !!!! bwahahahahah I DIED !! im always going back in time to your old videos I love them all (ArmaniDae from IG)

You done ran into your Judy, your Kate and AngeLUH from- times gon byyyyy LOL

Yoooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this fool has me on the floor

I fucking love you!

I honestly don't know how he comes up with these clever sayings and comebacks on the spot but... I love it!!

Hello? What..?? NO MA'AM LMFAO

"Ms BeetleBorgs in the face lookin' bitch" ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Flintstone feet....Big N Tall section...hahaha!

citi trendz lmaoooo

OH MY GODDD! I need to stop watching these while I'm drinking something. I nearly spit up my drink all over my computer from laughing so hard.

I fell out when you did the remote and dance! That made my night.

THE DOG START SMILING MADE ME SMILE!

Lmao! I got my life.

LMAO them shoes were screamin

LMAOO "clearly you were trying to go to Target" had be dyiiing! Don't give them too much tho, they really do have some cute clothing from time to time lol

pumba looking ass 😂 these videos have me dyinnggggggg. i go waay back n watch the old videos too. my favorite RU-vidr to this day

Carl, Carl!! 😂😂😂😂

Hit it to the big and tall section LMBO!

I ended up paraphrasing the part around 1:30 with bitches having family reunions in the most crowded part of the nightclub...

i literally love youuu ! i sit and watch your video's while im doing my hair, or painting my nails . i feel like im having a conversation with you :) i absolutely love your videos :L love from Australia xx

I love your videos they give new life. Your videos also broaden my vocabulary every time I watch. Keep doing what you're doing boo

i love your videos!! Been a fan since the beginning! Keep it up Qaadir!!!

Stick your feet in the fishtank lol

from your hand to my hand to the damn trash! Qaadir, lately your videos are the only reason why i've been smiling at all. thank you for that.

omg i just wanna hug you......lmaooo you have me WEAK...her feet scrapping the floor lmaoo

i love the analogies you give.. it is too funny!

I....can't...breathe....hahahahaha!!! Qaadir! I love your stories! Thanks for making me laugh. I needed this today :) ((hug))

Awww your dog Timaya seems like such a gentle girl!

LMFAO!!! I CAN NOT TAKE IT............ YOU BROUGHT ME TO LIFE WITH THIS VID...... DEF CAN TURN MY DAY AROUND IM IN TEARS LOL... TOO MUCH.... YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Your stories give me all and everything

she should of got that can of pam and sprayed all that ash off her feet before she stepped out in her city trends outfit.

awww I love how you talk about Timaya like she is your child. You were too serious and she's looking at the camera like she knows what you're talking about it. As always love the rant video *hugz*

"...and then you look at their fashion, and it's like... but how?" lol. Timaya, I live 4 ur videos lmbo

I love your analogies!!!

This is my seventh time watching this...I know it's sad SMH!

'She was giving you just killed my child realness' LMBOOO I DIE!!!!!

Lol, another priceless video I can keep coming back to again and again. Love you Qaadir!

With her and her damn Flintstones sized feet Ms. Bitch

aw haha your dog is SOOO beautiful! I miss my dog... really want him here with me. can't wait to bring him over.

Q! You are absolutely hilarious, I love you! This video gave me everything

omg the fish tank remark slayed my spirit! x3 luv ya Q!

I miss these kind of videos from you.HAHHAAHAHHA! Thank for the post....

girl you're in denial lmao

also, i've been following you for years and i love when you get really worked up and start talking fast - i do that too, haha.

and a potential date, GET INTO IT! LMAO

Lol, now Carl Winslow shows up in the related vidsXD Good vid Q!=)

"pumba-looking ass" hakuna-matata lol I died. I love you

DEM SHOES WAS SCREAMING! LMAO

ur amazing! u need your own show! for reals! oh, cute dog btw! xo

Woooooooow. I totally didn't know Lil Romeo was in a Citi Trends commercial lmfao I had to look it up. I did see him in a bullcrap community college type commercial though!

heavy duty heels! lmao!

lmao this title made me laugh before i even clicked on this vid

u be goin off i luv it!

Was already like YASSSSSSSSSSS at the title LOL.

I've noticed from your videos that you have quite the gift for expression and analogies...

You're videos are so good in so many ways, We have you're inspiring videos, like the walmart terriot about being yourself and not altering, then we have you're story telling humour ones, I hope one day when I'm older I'll speak my mind like you. I'm 13 and I just want to say you do make people laugh and you're inspiring videos, espc you're DREAM fuck the haters one and your boom section is going so well Could you post you're dream fuck the haters lyrics on youtube LOVE YOU QUAY QUAY!

i luv ur videos !!!!

qaadir is going in! lmaaaoo 3 years later and im still a subscriber

"No shade to my homely brothers and sisters" lol you keep it real but respectful too. Looking forward to the campagin

your hair looks fabulous! :)

Floored me !!😂😂😂😅

When I Saw The Title I Just HAD To Click This Vid... Im Mad You Said "Carl Winslow Drag Queen" LMAO

Glad I'm not the only one who still wears my shirts from middle school!

Vegetable Oil girl! LOL, love it!

That's so sweet. I wish I had a dog, and lived in Atlanta. I would love to meet you. You seem like you and your dog would be a lot of fun.

omg this video is everythinggg!!!!

Life...at the injured/ ugly anecdote....killing myself with laughter!

I hope to see you when I visit Atlanta in May :D

"ONE WOMAN SHOW." - too much! keep up the good work!

I just spit out my juice at 8:48. " You need to be searching the ugly Queens....LMBO

Awwwww love your dog.

I had a similar situation in Houston! Thats why I dont do the black sweatbox clubs anymore! I go to the techno club with AC!

Im late for class watching this but I cant stop.BAHAAAAAA

I just laughed my ass off at this video. Good to have a new video! :D

qaadir! so glad to hear from you, although it isn't a pleasant experience but i agree with what you are saying, the not so cute ppl always hate on the cute ppl (both boys and girls, straight an gay)! you are looking really good!! you need to make a video about your workout routine! :)

looool omgosh shouldn't of been drinking while watching this, your hilarious.

Your doggy is adorable!

Chile you read this gurl right out of the history books...LOL