Giving Away My Beard For Charity! 

future you might beg to differ

You underestimate him

The peak? No, no, no… He’s only just begun!

No! it's your insanity

Belle delphene: male edition

Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos

Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos

Why are you lazy now .. start upload videos

Why you are lazy now .. start upload videos

This is the start of clone high

Damn! This comment is so underrated. So imaginatively true.

But why would he?

If Michel VSauce Stevens says they’re genuine trimmings of his beard then I trust him.

@@neondennon Or do you?🤨

@@ganaraj5016 As a plot twist, MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh no…

@@Victoria_Huot oh yes. In fact; AWWW YEAHHH!

That's all I could think because... How can you tell the difference? He totally could've claimed beard when it's actually pubes, we don't know.

Hell it could be someone else's pubes... Or a bunch of people's 😐 Agreeing it's his beard involves trust.

@@moniquesalazar1708 OH HELL NO

What was the isolation chamber?

It is my beard. Or is it?

@@DarpanTikiya first episode of mind field

LOL

that and the Ayahuasca.

*OR IS IT?* *vsauce intro*

"What's that on your shelf?" "Oh that's a *V s a u c e b e a r d c u b e"*

@@sebastianpoopeater5959 or is it? what makes a cube, a cube? or what makes a hotdog bun a hotdog bun? is it the hotdog? or the bun? you would say it would be the bun but you could put burger patties in the hotdog bun and it would technically be a burger bun, a bun containing burger patties. if it was the hotdog then if you removed the hotdog from the hotdog bun then it is no longer a hotdog bun? would it be called a bun? or what about leeks? if you put a leek in a glass bowl with water it doesn't leak even though you put a leek in it, or the rick astley paradox, he says he will never give you up and and he will never let you down, meaning he cannot give you a copy of the movie "Up", but in the process letting you down. And how are these topics related to a cube being a cube? Is it about the "what makes"? the hotdog bun, what makes it one? the leek, what makes a leek? rick astley, what makes him never give you up? or let you down? how does a cube being a cube be related with these topics? does a cube being a cube have no answer on why it is a cube?

@Pretzel Boy Productions thats sus

Them: Who's Michael????

beard water

Or it is?

@@Kreshura-tm5rbOr is it?*

@@pans7761 Ot ir is?**

Caesar: NO

🤔🤔🤔 Confused mew mew

Yes

Music plays

And if so, how much braincells does it have

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But what *are* Vsauce standards? **INTRO MUSIC**

Lmao

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Life… finds a way. Or does it? *Vsauce music plays*

*I N F I N I T E V S A U C E*

It's a pity you can't clone from hair as they are dead cells where the DNA has already begun breaking down and fragmenting.

Hello, Vsauce Michael here . ... ( repeats )

Small beards found near stolen food, 😅

I thought about this too

Same

Okay I will do that

Hmmm good...

*Intro music plays* But what *is* yours? Is it atoms that you possess? Things you collect? What if they came off living things like me? Are they split down the middle 50-50? Sure you can draw the line somewhere but-

@@SparseB Speaking of 50/50 did you know thats the chance for you to survive an michapocalyps? *starts running from genetically cloned michaels*

@@congratulationsmerry6386 Speaking about running! Do you know exactly when it stop being a walk, and become running? Is it 1 km/h? 1,01 km/h?

thanks for capitalizing His name as you should

@@impwolf michael from vsauce

Underrated comment.

Nah, he'd be incapable of committing a crime without announcing his presence and asking a vaguely disturbing question. "Hey, vsauce, michael here! ... What does your kidney smell like?"

That's such a Michael thing to do, although it wouldn't be a violent crime it would be confusing intricate vandalism

that's fantastic sick

His beard eats people, "Feed me Michael!"

That would make a good SCP.

@@PeterBarnes2 Yeah

you would *be* vsauce

Holy crap I remember watching you years ago man. And I’m surprised you still upload, keep it up!

You gain 60 more iq points

I was looking for that comment. I bet Michael is in fact a serial killer.

Michael: It wasn’t me; I was framed! Judge: Sir, we saw you with the bloody knife

@@kaleymcquinn7904 Michael: Or is it an optical illusion?

ITS BARACK OBAMA!!!!

@@edzter10 wtf

Hairloom

@@frisko7955 I love this

@@frisko7955 I thought the same thing lmao

It will be an interesting game of telephone First Gen: Beard Hair Second Gen: Back Hair Third Gen: Armpit Hair Forth Gen: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-p1z8hrKja54.html

“My child, keep this for the rest of your life, and treasure it like you did with the time I was with you” “What is it dear father?” “Some famous dude’s beard I bought for charity”

Just compare it to this video. The hair will always be in a very specific arrangement.

It’s called a COA, certificate of authenticity

It is authenticity? What does that mean?

yep! It comes with a certificate of authenticity signed my me :)

@UCRIJhZ2xxWXtGE_9xeERBag you- you just corrected Vsauce...

Damn, sorry to hear that

yo

I am so sorry to hear. My grandpa died a few months ago because of Alzheimer's too, so I understand what you feel. It truly is a very sad disease, especially because of the fact that it drains the person away instead of killing them on the spot, at least this was from my experience. During my event, it was a constant battle of if he would leave or not. It is the worst when my mother got a call in 1:30 AM from my aunt and told her that it was over. It was a truly painful experience, but at least his soul can rest now. I am sorry to hear and I hope your grandma recovers or doesn't develop much further.

Take care too, bro.

he forgor💀

well, to humanity's too

And I'm buying it

Well, what'd you expect from a guy who spat wisdom to millions of people?

It's a non-thot equivalent of selling your bathwater. Michael learns from the best, just like a wise man should.

@@antonisadkowski8598 ah yes, michael vsauce is learning from belle delphine, just the way it should be

and, as planned, the future civilization will use the encased DNA to clone him, bringing Michael hundreds of thousands of years into the future, when the time is right for his takeover.

I get that some people can't spell things but the way you spelled artifact physically made me feel ill. I hate you/

@@oasprey1108 Grammar nazi

@@paul_has_nolife No i dont care if u mispell day to day things like it happens but the way he spelled it.

@@oasprey1108 artefact is the original British spelling whilst artifact is just the American version. You should've done the research before trying to make someone look bad when in fact they weren't. Not everything is centred around America, dude.

Beyond your understanding doesn't mean weird

@@anteater9408 I think that's exactly the type of stuff that the word "weird" is used on.

Chaotic good

Who decides what is weird and what isn’t? Should shadow become light, and should you live long enough to become one with it, would it be weird? Should the beard stare at you, in it’s unending glory, would you accept it, or banish it?

@@justlixian293 you fool you can never “aside” the jokes

Until the winner shows that they still have his hair in the cube.

🤫

@@Vsauce OMG hi

@@kevinmendoza6386 but what does "Hi" taste like?

@@Vsauce lol

Normie

Fits well though

i think he looks better

That’s rude

he never had a beard until recently anyway

For a beard

I'm weird ... Not that weird though. I'd rather donate to make sure that thing didnt arrive on my doorstep.

I bet they'll get loads of donations

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@@rjmuntLMBO Yes!!!!

Easy there tiger

@@kissthesky40 stop trying to FUCKING CONTAIN US HE IS OUR GOD

Or is he?

its called good marketing

@@lifeinvader1016 Don't you mean "God Marketing"? 😜 🧔

More like hairloom!

Haha hairloom

@@reytheon486 Beat me by 4 hours lol

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This ain’t apex bro

Michael is God. DNA can't even begin to contain him.

@@Snotkoglen Isn't this the same guy who tasted a chair in his last video? 🤣😅

@@Hypercube9 god works in mysterious ways

I can imagine a future commercial like "Grow your OWN Michael from VSauce, right in the comfort of your home!"

I understood that reference

Hey!:)

I woulda bought it after farting mario

Better yet, consume that hairs. Become Michael “VSAUCE” Vsauce, gain his powers.

@@michaelzhang9806 Yeah, he got a power called Brain for all, if one comsumes his hair,they will get this power.

Perfect defence, if he is caught for a crime he did or didn’t do he can reference this

I died

At that part

0:45

This was hard to read because in spanish it can be confusing see the word "plantitas", that means little plants in english

Or was it?

@@noone3708 daaaanbadaaaaaaa

Jup, just imagine DaVinci's or Shakespeare's hair's value today.

hil-hair-ious lol.

Just like art, This beard price will spiked when Michael died...

@@rkpyi8616 Discontinued by manufacturer

@@rkpyi8616 you fool michael is timeless he will never die

I was looking for this exact comment, thank you.

And Bearded Nun!

Yoo

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Poor joke.

Hey VSauce, Michael here.

@@sifugameplay5895 Today we'll be covering two closely related topics; the first, what's a beard, and the second, how to kill someone with both machetes and laughter.

@@daymonvoisin7153 But what is laugh? What is the purpose of laughing? If aliens exist, do they laugh too?

"If it's no longer attached to my face, is it still a beard? And is it still mine?"

I was the 💯 'th' like 😊

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@@Cloud-jz5zx Æ.

@@Cloud-jz5zx œ

@@Cloud-jz5zx X-Æ-12

Darnn, I'm to moronic to contribute to the trend . . . Or AM I?!?

Did he uploaded this again? Seems like I saw it somewhere

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@@panchor bot 🤖

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

He dipped a donut in toilet water and ate it

circle

You must be new here if you only know Michael with that beard.

Haha!

Or is that Techmoan? 😂

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Excuse me, what happened? I saw the video got taken down, but how the hell were people bidding billions??

@@pokedude583 I think the sheer amount of people raising the price overloaded the site and pretty much crashed it so it allowed the people to put in insane amounts of money as bets

@@manvslife271 would you have to confirm bids that u actually have that much money lol?

@@clankboss827 no

Lol that's amazing

They'll understand when they realize it's VSauce

I can't believe Michael would do that to his bear,

@@zircondeez I am trying to find a clever way to reference Dr. Mike here because Mikhail is, I guess, the Russian equivalent of Michael and Bear (your typographical error) is the name of Dr. Mike's big brown dog.

_"My beard is made out of hairs, and so does my pubes. Go figure."_

@@Pacvalham I was pointing out the error in the original comment, actually. As for what you're referencing, even if you found a way of cleverly making said reference, I wouldn't get it as I don't know the source.

"hey vsauce Michael here you can't contain me forever"

@@Lynn-zc9jg clasic

how fast........ can you *run* ?

@@helper_bot but first… What *IS* Fast?

Boom will be greater than 'crypto'currency.

Or did he? Michael, VSauce's beard here.

srry for ur loss

I have to take care of my husband’s grandmother who had I’ll timers and yes indeed it is horrible and sad Way to go

Mine has it now. We just found out actually, turns out it's already severe. Dementia sucks.

Except it ain't simping

Bath water, simping.....The fuck are you 2 going on about?

@@JaysonT1 mad

@@JaysonT1 They refer to Belle Delphine selling used bathwater and guys were simping for that.

how did it go

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