Giving Milk to Drunk College Students

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These drunk college students need to get some milk in their system! I present to you, the milk man video. Kids these days aren't drinking enough Milk, so JehBerDeh went on a quest to start feeding these kids some good ol' milk.
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About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
Ted Nivison is a RU-vid entertainer / Filmmaker / voice actor / comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on RU-vid making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, RU-vid, and instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well.

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10 июн 2018

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@iheartkiecats 5 лет назад

“How many milks can you give me, legally?” I like how this implies that there is an illegal amount of milk to be given

@TedNivison 5 лет назад

Varies by state. There’s no federal law mandating the maximum amount of milk to be given but most states have a sale limit per person due to the milk shortage in NYC in 1979 during the Cold War.

@apple9913 4 года назад

@@TedNivison History

@Shlumpty12 4 года назад

You state that with the confidence of someone who does not understand the illegality of milk overdosing

@yoongisoup 4 года назад

Cøllin Biggs hello, fellow clikkie

@spiringvt 4 года назад

@@TedNivison Thank you for the history lesson Mr. Nivison.

@flonkfarrychair2562 4 года назад

"Some gremlin stole some milk" Proceeds to tackle random person and pour milk on them in front of police.

@yzabella9260 3 года назад

I didn’t see the sheriff car, maybe it WAS the sheriff

@itsgalaxylizard 3 года назад

@@yzabella9260 im not sure how tf ted isnt in jail for assault

@kinkil9356 3 года назад

@@itsgalaxylizard because Ted didn’t do it, The milk man did and he’s above the law

@bobsterr6144 3 года назад

@@kinkil9356 truuu

@huterboy5206 3 года назад

While in the process of screaming “*get him*” with murderous intent XD

@theoverlordofochremoat 4 года назад

**Six year later** Somebody to their friend: "hey remember that weird tall guy that came over and just started chucking milk at people"

@jlemonplayz8386 4 года назад

Ameramerillo lol

@MissMatched 4 года назад

That was a good day

@tmtmtg 3 года назад

Lol

@tabboty 2 года назад

that sounds like it would be an amazing memory

@ghostgobrrrr8918 2 года назад

"Ah yes, Ted Television, the milk man."

@andypandy8584 4 года назад

"Here we are with Michelle Obama" "I'm Michelle Obama"

@bornofpixels 3 года назад

I mean, she said she was. Cant argue with that

@Nonessentialsquid 2 года назад

@@bornofpixels exactly

@katherinebell8176 3 месяца назад

@@bornofpixelsHer delivery was perfect

@Painless_ 5 лет назад

Intoxicated middle aged man throws bottles of milk at children (1952, colourized)

@devenisfat9189 4 года назад

Painless lol

@SeahorseTrash 4 года назад

Missed the opportunity to make it the Great Depression

@darrenhutcheon9323 4 года назад

Middle aged?

@u_idiotkid425 4 года назад

middle aged??????

@vanzyl2547 4 года назад

Middle-aged???????????????????

@solid_milk 5 лет назад

"You want some milk?" *HURLS MILK WITH THE STRENGTH OF 100 MILK MEN*

@theviciousvoid2772 5 лет назад

any milkman has the power of throwing milk unhuman distances

@actionjackson448 4 года назад

Mlik

@sebasitanroberts2378 4 года назад

Yeet

@TheIRSWillNeverCatchMe 4 года назад

U need strong bones if you don't want them to snap when you throw with the strength of a greek titan

@dannyboy6476 4 года назад

The milk men's strength is second only to the gods so a milf h thrown with the strength of 100 milk men is stronger than a god

@silverdrawingsyt6331 4 года назад

Imagine being one of the people in the Walmart and seeing a grown man dressed as a milk man grabbing gallons and gallons of milk just desperate like he is escaping from the FBI with a cameraman behind him following him as fast as he is.

@Jambion 3 года назад

Tbf, that's just walmart on the best possible day.

@geekzombie8795 Год назад

@@Jambion true!

@MrBigNicholas 4 года назад

ted is probably known as a legend in that college now, the milk man just joining the party.

@RM22201 4 года назад

NickTheGuy they will erect a statue of the milkman so everyone that passes can remember him

@christiansolla7796 4 года назад

Ted created a cult of college students to drink milk

@coleisinthewoods620 4 года назад

As someone who lives right down the st from the college, he is a bit of a local celebrity. He is seen quite a bit around town and a couple of my homies have even gotten pics with him!

@tomtombb1437 4 года назад

As a person who goes to Ithaca college, he has definitely made a mark on the school

@tomtombb1437 4 года назад

It’s really weird watching Teds videos and knowing exactly where he is because I go to the same college

@AlexHeineCSB 6 лет назад

Michelle Obama woke af

@dystrakshyn4627 5 лет назад

G. A. Heine Michelle Obama white af😂😂😂

@drawgeta8647 5 лет назад

Milkchelle obama

@ploopybear 4 года назад

Michelle Obama is hot

@Hyajae 4 года назад

@@dystrakshyn4627 she's white cause she drank a lot of milk

@MitsubishiLancerEvolutionMR 4 года назад

@@ploopybear because she's white

@ashbe2864 4 года назад

i love how this GIANT 6'5'' behemoth of a man just runs into school grounds carrying 2 bags of m i l k im laughing so hard help

@bighatchad1234 4 года назад

Well... Milk does help bones so...maybe he doesn't want be alone up there

@somemagellanic 4 года назад

@@bighatchad1234 can confirm, i drink loads of milk and i'm 10 meters tall and have 20 cm thick bones

@aborealisglfry 4 года назад

Isnt he 6‘4 though?

@limlamlemlemons9093 4 года назад

ABorealis Glfry that doesn’t make him less lonely

@skooter__ 4 года назад

Or when he fucking tackles a dude to the ground and drowns him in milk

@godbutbased6863 3 года назад

Alternative title: deranged man dressed in milk man outfit, poisons an entire college campus, leaving 227 fatalities

@Jarednet1 3 года назад

Schlatt: "You want to know why they call me the milkman? In 1999..."

@TobeEvans 4 года назад

Bro I was thinking “man too bad I can’t have milk” and then he whipped out the almond milk and I felt cared for.

@jjjjjjjjj69 4 года назад

WHOLESOME

@NaNo-fd7ey 3 года назад

I see we've got another fuckin liberal drinking almond milk

@TobeEvans 3 года назад

Na No nice assuming, asshole. I have IBS and am sensitive to lactose. Gtfoh with your dumbass.

@NaNo-fd7ey 3 года назад

@@TobeEvans ...it was literally me quoting the video.

@TobeEvans 3 года назад

Na No fml it’s been a minute since I’ve watched the video, I’m sorry.

@MeraikiArts 4 года назад

“I’ve been preparing for this for *months*” Me: I’m not so sure I would trust that milk :-/

@KrazyKyle-ij9vb 4 года назад

He's the cheese man now! There's no whey to make this up.

@thefishyminer3572 3 года назад

@KrazyKyle1024 no please

@zenikiatareal 4 года назад

if i had a wife and that was our milk man, i would understand if she cheated! in fact, i would cheat on her too! look at that pretty milk man! please give me some milk, please give me some milk, my wife wants some too.

@loog8621 4 года назад

Zenikia Ta Real we all want milk from the milk man

@jasbep4118 4 года назад

loogaan koolsen except for me Because I’m lactose intolerant *bUT I’LL DO WHATEVER TO GET THE MILKMAN’S MILK*

@jasbep4118 4 года назад

*chugs milk*

@skiesoficarus 3 года назад

@@jasbep4118 He offers almond milk, too, according to the video. The milkman caters to all.

@Ellefsen97 4 года назад

Thank you RU-vid for recommending this to me. Funniest shit I've seen in a while

@bruhbanan1702 4 года назад

I saw this dude turn himself into a milkman, funniest shit I’ve ever seen

@stiygiel9069 3 года назад

@@bruhbanan1702 rickle pick

@mererabbit1785 4 года назад

"You want some milk" *Immediately YEETS milk*

@mikegecawicz3426 5 лет назад

Its like im watching the child of Eric Andre and Filthy Frank... a fine combination Ted 10/10

@zedaddy3530 4 года назад

You could in fact say that it's a ten out of ted

@deftrascal1626 4 года назад

I really wanna see him with some members of SMP or even with max and Ian make a cake together, that'd be incredible

@chezcake256 4 года назад

Filthy Eric

@sverenagain 3 года назад

@@zedaddy3530 slow clap of appreciation

@YouTubeChannel-xf6ms 4 года назад

So you’re telling me that this man took time out of his day to give random college students milk and even gaining respect? *what a mad lad*

@abilightner2199 7 месяцев назад

It wasn’t random college students, it was his own fellow students XD I went to that college and heard about him XD

@hansvangrunsven2073 4 года назад

Just imagine those students waking up the next morning thinking "wait was there really a milkman yesterday?"

@veinfish 2 года назад

LMAO

@adlei8131 3 года назад

the fact that ted can walk up to random college kids that he doesn’t know and just pour milk on them is absolutely hilarious

@ulysses-101- 6 лет назад

This channel is so underated

@TedNivison 6 лет назад

Appreciate ya

@Nathan-rc3gc 5 лет назад

Ulysses Morales update: it’s 2019 and it’s still underrated

@moondancer89 4 года назад

I've never heard something more true in my life

@myrenos6589 4 года назад

@@Nathan-rc3gc facts

@ghostgobrrrr8918 2 года назад

2022 and still underrated smh

@vicbode7293 4 года назад

I'M THE M I L K MAN, MY M I L K IS DELICIOUS.

@MankDeems 4 года назад

Ah yes, milkotov cocktail

@duxmorotai 4 года назад

"Are you afraid to die?" What an innocuous question, Mr Milkman.

@wheatstack5018 4 года назад

I love how years later he’s still hearting comments, so wholesome

@SUPERSO1DIER 5 лет назад

I look unimpressed in the video but you were a godsend that day Milkman

@JPmax4ever 2 года назад

Do you know, THE MILKIN' MAN?

@paige_greene1963 6 лет назад

Remember that podcast you did with racc, carson, and bearrator? Yeah. That's why I'm here. I'm highly undisappointed.

@switzerlandmk2859 6 лет назад

Paige me too

@TedNivison 6 лет назад

Glad you guys are undisapointed I aim to not displease

@unoriginal_mp474 5 лет назад

Paige the memories

@eduardomontano9538 4 года назад

which podcast was this?

@RaccBoi98 4 года назад

I still re listen to the solitairy confinement podcast, I love it

@lucagaibazzi2157 3 года назад

Imagine you go around the city offering milk to strangers but instead of calling the police they gather up in hundreds and all hail you while you dance in the middleof the crowd while spilling a circleof milk on the ground. This is the very definition of charisma.

@rontanamo_bae 2 года назад

Mad lad vibes but then accidently became the milk god

@drperkyreal4686 4 года назад

"Who is your favorite superhero" My friend: Batman My other friend: Superman Me, an intellectual: The *M I L K* man

@RyanD808 6 лет назад

Nice to see you got Lin Manuel Miranda to be in the vid

@TedNivison 6 лет назад

RyanD808 incredible that he chose to collaborate but that’s the kind of guy he is

@josiahmcelhinney1673 4 года назад

Hamilkton

@CallMeCarson 6 лет назад

This video is incredible, thank you

@ToyotaCamry-eh9kd 6 лет назад

CallMeCarson milk

@switzerlandmk2859 6 лет назад

CallMeCarson, milk me

@ToyotaCamry-eh9kd 6 лет назад

Aiden Truitt I will mill you

@ToyotaCamry-eh9kd 6 лет назад

Fuck

@colbymitchell3643 6 лет назад

carson crawl back into your hole

@turb303 4 года назад

3:42 I would SHIT MYSELF if a 7 foot tall milkman started chasing me at that speed

@andrewruffin7082 4 года назад

“these kids don’t get enough potassium, so we’re givin them some milk” he’s got the right idea

@handle9998 4 года назад

Y’all wants some **CRAM**

@trppstar 4 года назад

We got very berry and mixed berry

@Solphuruz 4 года назад

@@trppstar no its RASBERRY, BERRY and VERY BERRY

@f1sh26 4 года назад

@dancinbob3367 4 года назад

*milk

@cationicgolf385 4 года назад

hi sheev

@eggbug2244 5 лет назад

This is one of the greatest videos I've ever seen

@TedNivison 5 лет назад

Thank you BRAH appreciate that BRAH keep it spicy and nicely BRAH

@kylieg6584 3 года назад

this would've been a covid nightmare but it was back in the good old days where they only had to worry about the regular diseases

@lemontoast3989 3 года назад

Wheeze my thoughts exactly

@NathanTheMan 4 года назад

Someone: *steals milk* Ted: So you have chosen death.

@frankheaven_ 5 лет назад

this was a fever dream ; I am so happy right now ; the cult circle chant of “milk man” really made my day

@crispycomrade7614 4 года назад

"Do you have milk?" Ted: L A U N C H T I M E

@madraun 3 года назад

not entirely sure what’s going on here but it’s a vibe

@r1r148 4 года назад

Never thought i would see someone get waterboarded with milk

@OfficialGamecube 6 лет назад

This was surprisingly hilarious. Hard to believe you don't have many more subs.. look forward to more content

@1stVOID 4 года назад

Imagine those people the next day. "Bro, so I went to this party and everyone was drinking milk!"

@microwaveablenukes1492 4 года назад

3:52 I wonder what those sheriffs thought lmao

@goblinofmossandmud1794 4 года назад

I vibe with the guy with the dandelion behind his ear

@digitalcowboy1819 5 лет назад

i gagged when you threw the milk in the back of your trunk

@zuwiqq 4 года назад

My dad sent me this video and said "I really hope that when you get older you'll be doing this and not drugs" Edit: people in the comments be saying why not do both?.... I already did🤣

@pearcie6277 4 года назад

A wise man

@admiralzaalkorisvasqwib-qw2547 4 года назад

Do milk not drugs

@iranoutofnames6444 4 года назад

that sounds like an insult

@smallrackshrly 4 года назад

Potato Pleb :p im sure in order to do this you’ll needa do drugs

@kalm_tree 4 года назад

The two _most related things ever._

@shaneverse 4 года назад

The proffesers are probably wondering why everybody has milk on them.

@ohboy1113 4 года назад

Homie: can I have a sip Me: sure, just waterfall it Homie: 4:29

@megamiteexplosion 5 лет назад

"HELL YEAH DUDE I HURT MY TAILBONE"

@Imbobbydean 5 лет назад

I was so confused on why you reminded me of Carson. Now I know.

@foxsin4331 4 года назад

Carson also commented on the vid

@ohboy1113 4 года назад

1:56 I’d like to imagine that’s her brother.

@jblen 3 года назад

This makes me miss the time when you could actually see crowds on campus. Now the streets are barren and in their place is just sorrow and gloom

@maskangel 4 года назад

Preparing for months...? How expired is it?!

@seanterri 5 лет назад

I really enjoyed this video even though I’m lactose intolerant. Thanks for recommending this to me, RU-vid!

@LaurenTheorist 2 года назад

Hey, he had almond milk! 😂

@clankcc7410 4 года назад

There’s something really satisfying about watching ted give people milk

@dr.blauerkraut 2 года назад

That lady in the store, pretending to mind her own buisness, small but golden part of the video

@DrJohnZoidberg 5 лет назад

*_Mega Milk_*

@lapirinolaepica1876 4 года назад

I ser you're a man of culture aswell

@NintegaDario 6 лет назад

1:03 Dem driving skills tho. :v

@FBI-sr2eg 3 года назад

Imagine you’re in walmart and you see some tall ass dude dressed as a milkman run in and start shoveling milk into his cart

@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 года назад

He is the milkman. *his milk is delicious*

@tybernation 6 лет назад

Here from the Solitairey Confinement Podcast. This is amazing. xD

@TedNivison 6 лет назад

welcome to the channel!

@devenisfat9189 4 года назад

F for the podcast though

@superbrb4273 4 года назад

Holy shit it’s the fabled TLombard

@covi0195 6 лет назад

This was amazing. I do not regret a single second of watching this. Loved the podcast episode as well :)

@TedNivison 6 лет назад

welcome to the channel!

@covi0195 6 лет назад

JehBerDeh Thanks dude! Thanks for the

@camisntr3al 3 года назад

3:39 if Ted EVER ran at me like that I think I would simply pass away

@dylanphilpott8698 3 года назад

I love how the McDonald's employees call him mr milkman

@HJEM13 6 лет назад

that's some good good

@AMnotQ 4 года назад

“Some milk was stolen by a gremlin” might be the one thing I didn’t expect from this video.

@luvlyghost900 4 года назад

they are gonna wake up tomorrow like: wtf happened yesterday... all i remember is a strange white man pouring his liquids in my mouth... and it was great!!

@ureiwlp2 3 года назад

2:02 nice

@errorate6785 4 года назад

You look like the guy who would be on Peeta watch list for cow abuse

@schiff7y441 4 года назад

Peeta

@Thedragon5881 5 лет назад

Wasn't really a milk guy, but after watching this video I am definitely more into that milky goodness

@themaggiehill 3 года назад

watching this in the time of coronavirus is a real trip

@lemontoast3989 3 года назад

Honestly yeah

@zanedotter9250 3 года назад

3:03 Lin manuel miranda went back to college to worship the milk man

@anklethief7896 4 года назад

People who can't drink milk: *encounter this man* Haha *I'M IN DANGER*

@vasaus 3 года назад

Thats why hes got the almond milk

@gwood22 6 лет назад

So glad I came, very high quality video, you earned a sub

@rancidworkplace 4 года назад

"You want some milk?" group of girls: "Yeah!" *Throws gernade* "granata!"

@JPmax4ever 2 года назад

This video proves that content this abundant can be CRAM'd into 5 minutes and feel longer. A true phenomenon.

@kc9755 4 года назад

remember to drink milk for potassium and eat bananas for calcium

@channnnnnel 4 года назад

3:32 Dude: Its the least weird option Him: But who are you marrying and who are you killing? Dude: Who am I Mar.... Oh shit you're right

@joeyfumia5525 3 года назад

Ted seems like he's awesome at parties

@cretinhisterian 3 года назад

Milk in a store: Exists Ted: I'll take your entire stock

@elijosel810 6 лет назад

Purple Dude’s better.

@TedNivison 6 лет назад

Eli Josel be gone gremlin

@crisrose9707 6 лет назад

I would watch this but my headphones and speakers are broken and i don't have a screwdriver long enough to fix them :( i'll watch this when i get it sorted XD

@TedNivison 6 лет назад

cris rose don’t worry the video will still be here lol but thanks for stopping by to let me know homie!