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@RinAldrin
@RinAldrin 3 месяца назад
F-22 is like Hellsing Abridged Alucard. The most terrifying thing he can say is "I'm going for a walk"
@VegetaLF7
@VegetaLF7 3 месяца назад
*Very* enthusiastic walks
@kirstinmarsh6422
@kirstinmarsh6422 3 месяца назад
I came here for this comment. I knew it had to be here!
@sparkplug1018
@sparkplug1018 3 месяца назад
Iran better have that guy who can stop him ready, what was his name again? Oh yes, Michael McDoesne’t Exist!
@eviehaven5775
@eviehaven5775 3 месяца назад
F22!!! go for a walk.
@Atlas3060
@Atlas3060 3 месяца назад
*America Hellsing screaming for him to answer the damn phone NOW!* *Britain as Police Girl* : "He's not able to answer the phone, he left the room" America: "Goddamn it!"
@Rotorhead1651
@Rotorhead1651 3 месяца назад
"I just wanna go for a walk...." Old barroom fight wisdom. It's not the arrogant, loud-mouthed, jerk you should fear. It's the quiet guy, sitting all alone in the corner.
@master582
@master582 3 месяца назад
yup been that guy a few times walked up behind a guy I knew that was getting a little antsy to fight "If you start something I am going to kick your A$$ sit down and drink your beer." The rest of the evening was remarkably quiet.
@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2
@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 3 месяца назад
F22: I just wanna talk to him. *Loading a double barreled shotgun*
@joeycampbell940
@joeycampbell940 3 месяца назад
​@@master582and then everyone clapped.
@Heavenlyhounds96
@Heavenlyhounds96 3 месяца назад
I mean if the arrogant, loud-mouthed jerk suddenly goes quiet and reserved, you should absolutely fear them.
@damiannichols1250
@damiannichols1250 3 месяца назад
With his big black trench coat anime shirt and fingerless gloves right
@WyvernsBlade
@WyvernsBlade 3 месяца назад
Remember, the best way to restrain the Raptor is to let him watch Adventure Time on a 70-inch plasma widescreen TV.
@sonofjack6286
@sonofjack6286 3 месяца назад
Or the Hallmark channel.
@discordweapon5495
@discordweapon5495 3 месяца назад
with Netflix
@TheSequimKid
@TheSequimKid 3 месяца назад
Just make sure some blonde wanna be doesn’t stroll in and destroy said 70 inch plasma widescreen tv that has Netflix.
@prymus141
@prymus141 3 месяца назад
@@discordweapon5495 but without 3d, as this is a stupid fucking gimmic :D
@williampagonis8124
@williampagonis8124 3 месяца назад
@@discordweapon5495 should it be 3d as well
@TheSlimCognito
@TheSlimCognito 3 месяца назад
F22 has that toddler effect. When they are loud and obnoxious, you know things are fine, but when they are quiet, you are immediately worried.
@BT293HG
@BT293HG 3 месяца назад
Quiet children are scariest children
@bamacopeland4372
@bamacopeland4372 2 месяца назад
One of the scariest things as a parent is when your child goes from being extremely loud to dead silence. Definitely been here before.
@DragonKnightJin
@DragonKnightJin 2 месяца назад
@@bamacopeland4372 "Speaking is silver, but silence is golden. Unless you have small children. Then silence is *very, VERY* suspicious."
@realcokejam
@realcokejam 3 месяца назад
An F22 being calm is like a Drill Sergeant being calm. A Drill Sergeant is scary AF when calm.
@Rotorhead1651
@Rotorhead1651 3 месяца назад
SERIOUSLY 😳
@rohesilmnelohe
@rohesilmnelohe 3 месяца назад
IF Drill Sarge is calm, someone just unleashed the storm and this is the "eye" passing over you
@richardbossman9875
@richardbossman9875 3 месяца назад
Maybe to a trainee, to someone with a half dozen deployments under their belt drill instructors/sergeants are about as bothersome as gate guard duty in Kuwait.
@Bluecatte
@Bluecatte 3 месяца назад
eh. our drill sergeants were always calm even when they were yelling or smoking us. it's remarkable how one can be completely composed and still project their voice like that. it's why they never really fucked with us, we had brains in 09 and they realized we were, gasp, listening to what they were saying and not the volume they were saying at. I got a genuine laugh out of one of the ones screaming his ass off nonsensically during the initial shark attack by pointing out no one ever sings the 2nd 3rd and 4th verses of the star spangled banner anymore, and that honestly, they really should.
@shadowlotus6189
@shadowlotus6189 3 месяца назад
It's even scarier when he unsheathes a calm knife hand to use it on someone
@makinwaves8147
@makinwaves8147 3 месяца назад
When crazy goes quiet.... RUN! "You guys should go home now." gets me every time 😂
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible 3 месяца назад
"When crazy goes quiet.... RUN!" was literally, _word for word,_ what I thought re: the Kid.
@phillip6083
@phillip6083 3 месяца назад
That...and the "temper, temper" story gets me every time.
@ConnorSinclairCavin
@ConnorSinclairCavin 3 месяца назад
“Its to late to run… im already here” is what you hear quietly whispered into your ear… but yes, when the crazy ones get calm, or the quiet ones become active, you are already a lost cause.
@cruisinguy6024
@cruisinguy6024 3 месяца назад
I’ve dated a couple crazy chicks and that is soooo true
@shadowdevil126
@shadowdevil126 3 месяца назад
dont bother running you'll just die tired
@BigTexJ
@BigTexJ 3 месяца назад
The Zumwalt's first captain was actually named James Kirk. If you ever do a Zumwalt character, it has to be a William Shatner impression.
@thomasgeorge4384
@thomasgeorge4384 2 месяца назад
... we try not to talk about the Zumwalt. It is an exercise in what fiduciary misconduct, graft, fraud, waste, and abuse looks like.
@dixiecyrus8136
@dixiecyrus8136 17 дней назад
But still... a real Captain Kirk? Yes, Shatner will do.
@octavigoose
@octavigoose 3 месяца назад
"Other air defenders, we're just going to leave that alone." Banger line. I like being on the side that *under*states its capabilities. Still out here speaking (relatively) softly and carrying a (really really) big stick, they just don't realize that our stick is so big that we whisper louder than they scream.
@borttorbbq2556
@borttorbbq2556 3 месяца назад
Yeah, I don't think we have ever actually used much of our equipment to their maximum capabilities.Yet. Though I am genuinely curious to just how absurd our equipment Is actually is. Our basic equipment is lackluster. The thing ISIS our technology is among if not the best in the world. Which is kind of interesting when you consider are standard? Foot soldiers don't have that much that that's impressive like don't like the Army and the Marines really don't have anything that scary. And then you go look at what the navy and the Air Force have. And that's when things get really scary. And that's just the lack luster information that even civilians have. Cause if I remember civilians actually know more about or military tech than other nations typically do. By the way. For a long time, I thought I might have seen a B2 when I was a kid but now I'm starting to realize what I was seeing.I don't think was a b2. Because what I remember honestly looks a bit more like the b21. Unfortunately, I will not mention what base I would have been near it during that time though, you know no need to give people information on tnah but yeah, I think I saw one of those when I was a kid.Well let me just tell you that thing has capabilities Some serious capabilities
@sew3521
@sew3521 3 месяца назад
BRB going to go to the War Thunder forums to find the real numbers :D
@operationblackout2511
@operationblackout2511 3 месяца назад
@@borttorbbq2556infantry is getting aimbot scopes, armor that’ll start to protect their limbs from shrapnel and a COD heads up display on top of goggles which outline your enemies. Our infantry, is their SOF, think about it.
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible 3 месяца назад
@@sew3521 Funniest part of that is all you have to do is start an argument over whose AA defense is better, insist it's Iran's latest and greatest, and let Cunningham's Law work its magic - some knucklehead over on the WT forums would no doubt post the numbers.
@TheAttacker732
@TheAttacker732 3 месяца назад
​@@operationblackout2511 Damn, they're actually making ODST's VISR a reality... Can I get a version that outlines deer, raccoons, & opossums at night?
@MildlyOCD
@MildlyOCD 3 месяца назад
There's very few things more terrifying than a calm man's wrath or an wrathful man's calmness.
@Rotorhead1651
@Rotorhead1651 3 месяца назад
It's not the loud jerk, it's the quiet guy in the corner.
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible 3 месяца назад
See also, "When A Good Man Goes To War" by Steven Moffat.
@user-pe4bv7vm2y
@user-pe4bv7vm2y 3 месяца назад
Yup, been there. Adrenaline is a helluva drug. Long story but it involved a strange man and a kid. Thankfully for the other guy I am not prone to violence. It only took one punch. I've never seen anything so clearly. I sat down, waited for the cops, he left in an ambulance with a police escort. If I was the other kind of crazy, we both would have left in cuffs.
@PutinKhuilo331
@PutinKhuilo331 3 месяца назад
When a Southern woman says "well bless your heart" in a calm tone with "the look". RUN AWAY. JUST RUN AWAY. DON'T COME BACK FOR A FEW HOURS. Especially if you've used her sewing scissors to cut anything but fabric. Just go to the professional sewing store and buy her a replacement pair of $100 scissors.
@timewarpchronos3795
@timewarpchronos3795 3 месяца назад
And woe be upon you if both the quiet man’s wrath and the wrathful man’s calm are directed at you.
@CJBerdomas
@CJBerdomas 3 месяца назад
When hope is gone, undo this lock, and set me forth, on a moonlit walk. Release restrain level.......Zero.
@Revenant2747
@Revenant2747 3 месяца назад
(Insert captain america pointing meme) I got that reference!
@smoothmasterz
@smoothmasterz 3 месяца назад
Party_party_party playlist has started.
@antonytheocharidis9576
@antonytheocharidis9576 3 месяца назад
Very enthusiastic walks.
@renedereus1877
@renedereus1877 3 месяца назад
Better get ready to diiiiieeeeee *music swap* PARTY PARTY PARTY
@MichaelSHartman
@MichaelSHartman 3 месяца назад
Steady deliberate quiet thoughtful unseen steps are scarier
@texpelt8858
@texpelt8858 3 месяца назад
"I'm going for a Walk" -F22 and Alucard (HSUA, TeamFourStar) The scariest line to those who know.
@irrelEvant5352
@irrelEvant5352 3 месяца назад
The look of sheer terror when 22 said he “just wants to go on a walk” is priceless 😂😂
@TheSequimKid
@TheSequimKid 3 месяца назад
What? He just so happens to love taking very enthusiastic walks. Where he can murder homicidal vampire priests, and turn big tittied police girls into vampires. What’s so wrong with that?
@irrelEvant5352
@irrelEvant5352 3 месяца назад
@@TheSequimKid oh nothing XD
@celestialrenamon
@celestialrenamon 8 дней назад
@@TheSequimKid😂😂😂 F-22’s new theme song is this: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-h0U6rYDKx9M.htmlsi=RKzCFiuXgVTRqEwB
@TakoyaKyono
@TakoyaKyono 3 месяца назад
The Kid takes walks. VERY enthusiastic walks.
@harrisonlichtenberg3162
@harrisonlichtenberg3162 3 месяца назад
*lights up cigarette and takes a long drag before exhaling slowly* Kid. Go for a walk.
@davidgray3061
@davidgray3061 3 месяца назад
This man just pulled the Illusive Man act
@food_toobs8333
@food_toobs8333 3 месяца назад
Release restraint level…zero
@josephbenjamin6426
@josephbenjamin6426 3 месяца назад
It’s called walks “with EXTREME prejudice” 🤣
@blakehorner2949
@blakehorner2949 3 месяца назад
Alright, you can’t be mad! I was minding MY OWN business!
@positron3887
@positron3887 3 месяца назад
Why do I get the feeling that USS Carney is one can of spinach away from making Operation Praying Mantis look like a block party?
@Rotorhead1651
@Rotorhead1651 3 месяца назад
😂🤣👍🇺🇲😈
@GearGuardianGaming
@GearGuardianGaming 3 месяца назад
i hear old popeye trumpeting
@Mrhalligan39
@Mrhalligan39 3 месяца назад
I hope the folks on the Carney appreciate this. 😅
@thesimplesaguaro
@thesimplesaguaro 3 месяца назад
Omg yes! Lol😂
@David-cv2cz
@David-cv2cz 3 месяца назад
HOOOOOOYAH i'm here for it
@Knights_Oath
@Knights_Oath 3 месяца назад
Oh God, the F-22 is the Team Four Star version of Alucard. He likes to take long very enthusiastic walks.
@shadow-lz2uz
@shadow-lz2uz 23 дня назад
And kill homicidal fighter jets?😂
@solowingborders3239
@solowingborders3239 9 дней назад
He also has vacation days
@azzlecorsaire
@azzlecorsaire 3 месяца назад
The F-22 is going for an enthusiastic walk. *A very enthusiastic walk.*
@afrozen10-02
@afrozen10-02 3 месяца назад
If the F-22 is Alucard does that make the F-35 police girl?
@ardantop132na6
@ardantop132na6 3 месяца назад
​@@afrozen10-02Never expected a Hellsing reference here.
@Boop__Doop
@Boop__Doop 3 месяца назад
"when he's a nutcase he hasn't figured out exactly what he needs to do, When he's calm he has figured out exactly what he is GOING to do"
@williamcox2025
@williamcox2025 3 месяца назад
Perfect way to describe a ADHD personality.
@blackdoug5302
@blackdoug5302 2 месяца назад
Yay I'm no longer alone
@dom-hx7ki
@dom-hx7ki 12 дней назад
​@williamcox2025*bangs hands on table* "THANK YOU!"
@EnderMalcolm
@EnderMalcolm 3 месяца назад
The F-22 is the definition of "Good men don't need rules. Today isn't the day to find out why I have so many." said in a very calm, very cold voice, without so much a hint of a "Nailed that line" behind the deadpan gaze. Likewise, he also feels like Dumbledore when angry. No screaming or shouting, no outward rage. Just a cold fire in the eyes.
@TheShinyFeraligatr
@TheShinyFeraligatr 3 месяца назад
"F22, did you shoot down those planes?" Dumbledore said calmly.
@Spiritofeowyn
@Spiritofeowyn 3 месяца назад
Ah a doctor who quote.
@SirMike02
@SirMike02 3 месяца назад
Demons run when a good man goes to war
@jaeannehidalgo4300
@jaeannehidalgo4300 3 месяца назад
​@@TheShinyFeraligatroh gaddamit the Dumbledore reference... 😅
@FlinnGaidin
@FlinnGaidin 3 месяца назад
​@@TheShinyFeraligatr Now let's see that in movie form... 😏
@SkyKingAzure
@SkyKingAzure 3 месяца назад
F-22: I'm going for a walk. Alucard (Hellsing Abridged): I'm going for a walk. Same. Energy.
@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end
@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end 3 месяца назад
Imagine if those two met 😂😱
@cursedimage.mp415
@cursedimage.mp415 3 месяца назад
When hope is gone... Undo this lock... And set me forth... On A Moonlit Walk
@malumkishin8608
@malumkishin8608 3 месяца назад
@@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end That crossover would be fucking awesome
@badbloodkiller3471
@badbloodkiller3471 2 месяца назад
@@cursedimage.mp415 Release Restraint Level... Zero...
@blazewing2343
@blazewing2343 Месяц назад
@@cursedimage.mp415 When fuck arounds gone Hangars unlocked Send me forth On a Iran walk Release restraint level: Find out
@elitely6748
@elitely6748 3 месяца назад
When the kid isn't on his "i'd intercept me" craziness and actually makes sense for once... *THAT'S WHEN YOU RUN*!
@SallySockPuppet
@SallySockPuppet 3 месяца назад
There's no escaping The Kid.... You only die sweaty and tired!!!
@Thesourolivew
@Thesourolivew 3 месяца назад
“He became self aware” got me
@tearstoneactual9773
@tearstoneactual9773 3 месяца назад
Fortunately, Russia is nowhere near as effective as SkyNet. Thank god.
@Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking
@Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking 3 месяца назад
HL makin' an Hellsing Abridged reference? Now that is an ambitious crossover! 🤟🔥
@AustinBlack28
@AustinBlack28 3 месяца назад
what was the reference?
@ZergOverlord9374
@ZergOverlord9374 3 месяца назад
VERY enthusiastic walk.....
@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma
@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma 3 месяца назад
When? And how could I've missed that?
@The_Burrito
@The_Burrito 3 месяца назад
"Going for a walk" isn't exactly a HUA-specific thing, dawg.
@AdmiralStoicRum
@AdmiralStoicRum 3 месяца назад
Stoic...mmm...
@TheLooterArmy
@TheLooterArmy 3 месяца назад
Hey HLC, just wanted you to know that in the past few months I was able to show some of your shorts to my Dad (both of us former Navy) and it was one of the few times I was able to share a laugh with him since he'd begun his final fight with cancer. He left us on April 3rd. Now everytime I see your content (and that of the FatElectrician) I am reminded of those happy moments with my Dad, laughing together as Grandpa Buff is talking shit.
@KnawedOne
@KnawedOne 2 месяца назад
Special times to remember. Sorry for your loss. 😢
@kencoon2472
@kencoon2472 2 месяца назад
God bless
@murdocnichols15
@murdocnichols15 3 месяца назад
Ok show of hands, how many others immediately thought of Hellsing Abridged?
@ianyoder2537
@ianyoder2537 3 месяца назад
To quote the best abridged series on the internet: "Fuck it! Alucard. Go for a walk."
@AustinBlack28
@AustinBlack28 3 месяца назад
F22: When hope is gone,Undo this lock,set me forth,on a moonlight walk,release restraint level....Zero
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible 3 месяца назад
"Fuck it, dropping the formalities. Alucard! _Go for a walk._ " _::Alucard unlocks his internal restraints and goes mode zero...::_
@robinjameson4261
@robinjameson4261 3 месяца назад
when hope is gone, undo this lock and set me forth on a moonlit walk
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible 3 месяца назад
@@robinjameson4261 "Release restraint level... _zero." ::Party party party! ensues...::_
@crabman2010
@crabman2010 3 месяца назад
It's his... * ugh * #lifehack
@michaelsolomon3496
@michaelsolomon3496 3 месяца назад
The kid casually channeling his inner Peter Griffin 😂 "I just wanna talk to him, I juuust wanna talk to him..."
@prymus141
@prymus141 3 месяца назад
Both Peter, and Alucard. Which is terryfing.
@simonemancini5550
@simonemancini5550 3 месяца назад
Nothing in this world is scarier than the Kid when he speaks soft and calmly. And Uncle Sam knows that very well.
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible 3 месяца назад
Air Force, lock the fucking hangar doors _NOW!!!!_
@gilmadreth680
@gilmadreth680 3 месяца назад
I have never clicked a video so fast. I watched Hellsing Ultimate: Abridged and "Go for a walk" has a _very_ specific meaning to those of us who know.
@naaron39
@naaron39 3 месяца назад
If you know then you really know!
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible 3 месяца назад
"Lace makes me feel confident."
@ghostreborn8766
@ghostreborn8766 3 месяца назад
DON'T LET HIM GO FOR A WALK!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@ZergOverlord9374
@ZergOverlord9374 3 месяца назад
He just left. Said he was going for a walk...
@levievil9220
@levievil9220 3 месяца назад
@@ZergOverlord9374dammit someone stop him
@cakerberg1735
@cakerberg1735 3 месяца назад
@@ZergOverlord9374 NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
@Rotorhead1651
@Rotorhead1651 3 месяца назад
No, no.....let him. He can use the fresh air and "exercise". 😈
@SpcKringUSA
@SpcKringUSA 3 месяца назад
Let the kid stretch his legs it's never good always being cooped up all the time 😉
@mbterabytesjc2036
@mbterabytesjc2036 3 месяца назад
"I just want to go for a walk and talk to him." Amen, open the hanger doors.😂 😊
@YinYangAngel55
@YinYangAngel55 3 месяца назад
That gave Hellsing Abridged vibes. Alucard: I don't have to take this. I'm going for a walk. Integra: oh no you don't! Alucard: what are you gonna do? Get that guy who can stop me? What was his name again? Michael McDoesnt Exist?
@masonborden5594
@masonborden5594 3 месяца назад
The accuracy. The f22 really do be like that. There is nobody he can't beat. Even the f15 struggles in every category to touch the f22, other than thrust to weight ratio. And still yet, it's not enough of a difference to matter
@mateuszbanaszak4671
@mateuszbanaszak4671 3 месяца назад
Kid wants to go for a walk. *A very enthusiastic walk.*
@PortableDuke
@PortableDuke 3 месяца назад
You know the air force is on high alert when there very own hangers become a SCP containment breach scenario just for the F-22 😮
@carsoncasmirri3874
@carsoncasmirri3874 3 месяца назад
F-22. Take a walk
@vollied4865
@vollied4865 3 месяца назад
Truly a man of culture making a Hellsing ultimate abridged reference
@gobokinje9183
@gobokinje9183 3 месяца назад
"I just wanna go for a walk" yeah, just like Alucard in Hellsing Ultimate lmao
@ShuRugal
@ShuRugal 3 месяца назад
"crazy when not knowing what to do, calm when having decided what and how to do" I used to know someone like that. His name was Caleb Barnes. Last i checked, he was still making big rocks into little rocks at Leavenworth.
@NovexusNui777
@NovexusNui777 3 месяца назад
That last bit had me wheezing and rolling, let the Raptor have a talk, he's gonna be proportional and appropriate, I promise
@davidkueny2444
@davidkueny2444 3 месяца назад
"Proportional." Assuming USAF logic is like USN logic, that means that the kid is going to shoot half of Iran's airforce out of the sky.
@infinablade1687
@infinablade1687 3 месяца назад
You wanna be responsible for 9/10 of Iran going missing? Then be my guest
@MythicalGrape27
@MythicalGrape27 3 месяца назад
one of the most reliable military news source!
@mirandigriffin9879
@mirandigriffin9879 3 месяца назад
After watching the news I wait for his videos to se what actually happened The 2 go hand in hand
@boxervseible3174
@boxervseible3174 3 месяца назад
I do it in reverse I come to him first and then I go see what he's talking about through the news
@iamGabby
@iamGabby 3 месяца назад
​@@boxervseible3174 holy mother of buff. I do the same thing. I won't even know that happened if it weren't for the shorts. 🤣
@MellowGrunt10
@MellowGrunt10 3 месяца назад
F22: Hey kids, how’s your health plan? F14s and MiG29s: *incoherent screaming* F22: APPARENTLY IT’S GREAT!
@mattlies7426
@mattlies7426 3 месяца назад
If someone could splice together a 5 minute or so montage of grandpa buff going off would be awesome. Him talking about dropping payloads and panties while telling the u-2 to fuck off is pure magic.
@Rettie2Play
@Rettie2Play 3 месяца назад
"I went for a walk." "A WALK!?" "A very enthusiastic walk."
@TheSequimKid
@TheSequimKid 3 месяца назад
“Where you killed a homicidal dictator?”
@marseldagistani1989
@marseldagistani1989 3 месяца назад
F22: I am at half mast I NEED to hear this
@CrisisHedgehog
@CrisisHedgehog 3 месяца назад
“Fuck it, dropping the formalities… F22, *Go for a walk…*
@kibathemechanic4967
@kibathemechanic4967 3 месяца назад
"Houston, we have no problems."
@DeadRobit29
@DeadRobit29 3 месяца назад
"Ah, the return of the 'why' boner. WITH A VENGEANCE!"
@AustinBlack28
@AustinBlack28 3 месяца назад
FINE...YOU WERE RIGHT!!!
@slayerdearly
@slayerdearly 3 месяца назад
Alicard reface XD
@Belial1125
@Belial1125 3 месяца назад
"I just wanna go for a walk" Gives me Hellsing abridged Vibes Alucard: "Is it going to be an enthusiastic walk?"
@lemonhead1571
@lemonhead1571 3 месяца назад
This... has GOT to be. The *funniest* way to catch up on world events. Thank you for all that you do.
@Damen178
@Damen178 3 месяца назад
The 22 being chill reminds me of a video I saw of a recruit out in the field during a training exercise. He was asleep so hard that the guy filming was able to sneak up on him and take his weapon before he woke up... and that was when we found out the person filming was his drill sergeant and the DI was... very, very calm. I've never been in the military, but even I knew that kid was so deep in the shit that he was going to need more than a snorkel.
@Rotorhead1651
@Rotorhead1651 3 месяца назад
I was, and he DID.
@warmachine8741
@warmachine8741 3 месяца назад
A calm DI and knife hand is the scariest thing for a recruit
@adamkemper4708
@adamkemper4708 3 месяца назад
I woke up when I was in the field to my DS trying to take my weapon. He said “what the fuck are you doing awake trainee?” My answer was “I just woke up Drill Sergeant.” His response “go the fuck back to sleep.” Before he released my weapon, I tucked it back under me and went back to sleep scared shitless because I never heard him so calm.
@Sgtnolisten
@Sgtnolisten 3 месяца назад
Alucard:…I should have asked Integra for a 22 instead of a 71…
@enderborn6860
@enderborn6860 3 месяца назад
can you imagine the boat scene with a 22 though bro just crashes and no one detected it
@xxpoisonblxx
@xxpoisonblxx 3 месяца назад
@@enderborn6860 We've sorta tested that scenario by misplacing a '35...
@grantharriman284
@grantharriman284 3 месяца назад
"Go for a walk" is triggering Hellsing Ultimate Abridged flashbacks, and I AM HERE FOR IT!
@AlexDuos
@AlexDuos 3 месяца назад
The raptor being calm is the equivalent of him leaning forward in his chair
@gamingsasquatch3357
@gamingsasquatch3357 3 месяца назад
Getting Abridged Alucard going for a walk in the moonlight vibes here.
@kibathemechanic4967
@kibathemechanic4967 3 месяца назад
When all hope is gone, Undo this lock, And send me forth, On a moonlit walk...
@machinist7230
@machinist7230 3 месяца назад
RELEASE RESTRAINT LEVEL: ZERO. 😱
@mirandigriffin9879
@mirandigriffin9879 3 месяца назад
Beautiful
@PikachuLittle
@PikachuLittle 3 месяца назад
*PARTYPARTYPARTY!*
@schaddenkorp6977
@schaddenkorp6977 3 месяца назад
For just a moment, I thought someone was being legitimately poetic. Then I realized it’s another fucking TFS meme. Sigh. “Yumi, say something in Moonspeak!”
@kibathemechanic4967
@kibathemechanic4967 3 месяца назад
@@schaddenkorp6977 "Hai."
@Ange1ofD4rkness
@Ange1ofD4rkness 3 месяца назад
All I can think of is Hellsing Abridged, "I'm going for a walk" ... maybe the F-22 has been the wrong character all along
@StudleyDuderight
@StudleyDuderight 3 месяца назад
"I just wanna go for a walk" And now I am imagining "The Kid" being voiced by Chris Arnott(voice of Cell in DBZA and Alucard in Hellsing Abridged). "F-22! Go for a walk."
@TheSequimKid
@TheSequimKid 3 месяца назад
It’s Curtis Arnott otherwise known as Takahata101.
@Fyrebird721
@Fyrebird721 3 месяца назад
I've only ever known him as Taka, takahata101, or, and this is my personal fave, The guy who kicked LittleMissHoundoom's ass in Yugioh master duel with a tutorial deck
@Argento_Wolf
@Argento_Wolf 3 месяца назад
The comments be pulling out all the Hellsing Abridged quotes for this one. Great video
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible 3 месяца назад
The Kid: Do you even _read_ my Christmas list?
@kwondo5668
@kwondo5668 3 месяца назад
"I just want to go for a walk and go talk to him" Said in a very calm voice... Yeah that's your clue that sugar honey ice tea is about to hit the fan big time.😂
@LincolnMiller-di8qv
@LincolnMiller-di8qv 3 месяца назад
Using the southern phonetic alphabet. Didn’t catch that for a sec
@Victor40998
@Victor40998 3 месяца назад
Ahh the kid turned into Alucard from Hellsing Abridged. Trust me he'll have a VERY enthusiastic walk with Iran.
@iyehovaixboxgaming9855
@iyehovaixboxgaming9855 3 месяца назад
Well at the very least, the Kid is not a gargantuan-sized mammoth of a man dressed in a red suit going on a "Very Enthusiastic" walk. -And that Uncle Sam knows how to keep him chained and locked up tight in the basement hangar... Unlike Integra Hellsing in the abridged...
@imglidinhere
@imglidinhere 3 месяца назад
The F22 here is essentially Alucard from TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. "I'm going to go for a walk" is the single most terrifying thing he can say.
@TheRedAuditor
@TheRedAuditor 3 месяца назад
"HOLY FUCK. AIR FORCE, LOCK THE FUCKING DOORS, NOW!" 😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: 90!? fucking likes in 7 whole fucking minutes? I know where to grind comment likes now _DAYUM_
@mikekoch9259
@mikekoch9259 3 месяца назад
I agree completely, I have never laughed so hard in my entire fucking life, HLC is absolute comedy gold!!!! when the kid makes the comment at the end, I would have absolutely roared with laughter if HLC looked at the camera eyes wide and either the Halloween or Psycho themes started playing, would have topped off the video beautifully, but still world class content HLC keep it up bro.🤣🤣🤣
@sharkdentures3247
@sharkdentures3247 3 месяца назад
I love the fact that the F22 actually scares/ worries America itself! Sort of a, "Good Lord, what kind of Monster did I create?!?".
@muntuku
@muntuku 3 месяца назад
113 in 10 minutes now
@JerryKosloski
@JerryKosloski 3 месяца назад
Yeah, quoting the video we all watched tends to get shit loads of like for some reason
@TheRedAuditor
@TheRedAuditor 3 месяца назад
@@JerryKosloski ik right? I didn't even expect this bit everytime I comment something early on one of his new vids I get a shit load of likes in minutes
@ReaverPrime
@ReaverPrime 3 месяца назад
Just gonna go for "a walk", like REAL f'n stealth fighter. 😂 Alucard would be proud.
@redskinsman10
@redskinsman10 2 месяца назад
The F-22 was already my favorite fighter jet. Now i love it even more with the personality these videos have gave it.
@DJdoppIer
@DJdoppIer 3 месяца назад
Alucard (from Hellsing abridged): _"Oh ho ho, I see he also likes to go for a walk."_
@ronmaximilian6953
@ronmaximilian6953 3 месяца назад
The F-22 should scare our enemies, but it isn't an Eldritch monster
@damaged_good7666
@damaged_good7666 3 месяца назад
@@ronmaximilian6953 It might be to our enemies, you don't know...
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible 2 месяца назад
@@damaged_good7666 It legitimately is, actually. Of the publicly available specs, which the US loves to _understate_ as is noted frequently in these videos, the F22 is arguably the best modern fighter ever invented. It's tough to detect, tough to shoot down, extremely maneuverable, carries a punchy selection of weapons, and heavily overbuilt for its role.
@Hy3jii
@Hy3jii 3 месяца назад
"I just wanna go for a walk" Getting some big Alucard vibes.
@ASmileSuitsYou
@ASmileSuitsYou 3 месяца назад
"A tennis racket and a pair of binoculars" I'm CRYING 😂😂😂
@victorhale
@victorhale 3 месяца назад
“Walter…be honest with me…how much in terms of collateral?” Walter: well…the alucard amount…”
@jloiben12
@jloiben12 3 месяца назад
Iran: Says they have an air defense platform that can see the F-22. Also Iran: Where did my air force go? Why are all my planes debris? Nothing showed up on the radar. F-22: Say stupid things, win stupid prizes.
@anthonyrogers3027
@anthonyrogers3027 3 месяца назад
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of Hellsing Abridged, so many bodies....
@syntheticsleep
@syntheticsleep 2 месяца назад
"Alucard: Go for a walk." -Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingate Hellsing Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
@gilliganallmighty3
@gilliganallmighty3 3 месяца назад
The Kid being calm is like dad getting quiet. He knows who did it, and exactly how they are going to make them pay, in the most efficient manner possible.
@blueleader102
@blueleader102 3 месяца назад
"Fuck it, dropping the formalities. F-22... *go for a walk.* "
@tearstoneactual9773
@tearstoneactual9773 3 месяца назад
"That's it! Killin' ya both! BIG BANG ATTACK!" - Same energy. :D
@blueleader102
@blueleader102 3 месяца назад
​@@tearstoneactual9773"What's that, brat? I can't hear you; try sign language!"
@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 3 месяца назад
America: AIR FORCE, CLOSE THE DOORS! Air Force: He just left something about going for a walk? America: NOOOOOOOOO! (Source Hellsing Ultimate Abridged).
@tearstoneactual9773
@tearstoneactual9773 3 месяца назад
"HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR! HOL' DOR... HOLD ... DOR ... HO'D'OR... HODOR..."
@TheSequimKid
@TheSequimKid 3 месяца назад
The Kid: Hey guys! How’s your air superiority? *Enemy starts shooting* Apparently it’s great!!
@AndrewDeLong
@AndrewDeLong 3 месяца назад
There are two...eh-hem...things....that you should never let out for any kind of walk, moonlit or otherwise. The F22 and certain, crimson-clad nighttime hemoglobin enthusiasts.
@jmanj3917
@jmanj3917 3 месяца назад
3:24 Dang, Brother! Finally!! These are the words I was lookng for the past few days...lol Perfect 😎
@whyuhatan
@whyuhatan 3 месяца назад
I have now a picture in my head of a bunch of hanger technicians frantically running to close the doors 😂
@thereallasre
@thereallasre 3 месяца назад
Gotta say that USS Carney deserves all the mad props, but don't forget Arleigh-Burke is over there, too. She is keelhaul, hanging you from the yardarm old school Navy. But she's been upgraded into something, just wild! It's like you handed Chester Nimitz a Federation phaser in WWII and said, "well, just don't do anything too permanent, Chet."
@terrellconstructionservices
@terrellconstructionservices 18 дней назад
I laugh out load on all your skits, hilarious
@atigerclaw
@atigerclaw 3 месяца назад
*_"RAPTOR!!!!!!?"_* "WHAT?!" "...Go for a Walk." F-22: ... "When hope is gone. Undo this lock. And send me forth. On a moonlit walk. Release restraint level... _ZERO."_
@1gient
@1gient 3 месяца назад
["Party Party Party" remixed with "Ready To Die" starts blaring while everyone just zerg rushes each other while prioritizing F22... If they can see him] Still prefer the canon Ripley Scroll quote. "The Bird of Hermes is my name; eating my own wing, to keep myself tame"
@ShneekeyTheLost
@ShneekeyTheLost 3 месяца назад
SAC: You know, that's the first time he's ever followed an order without giving me sass. It's simultaneously satisfying... and disappointing
@ReficulDrakul
@ReficulDrakul 3 месяца назад
not gonna lie even hearing that from a solider would be terrifying XD
@ForgottenHonor0
@ForgottenHonor0 3 месяца назад
I cackled like Alucard after he tilted an entire hallway worth of paintings at this vid!
@theblackrosedaughter
@theblackrosedaughter 3 месяца назад
If Hellsing Ultimate Abridged taught me anything....one should always be afraid when your best man is "going for a walk"..
@Pywacket69
@Pywacket69 3 месяца назад
Priceless, just priceless.
@imapopo2924
@imapopo2924 3 месяца назад
A very _enthusiastic_ walk...
@FoxGod
@FoxGod 3 месяца назад
The kid has taken a page from Alucard and is about too enjoy a very enthusiastic walk.
@ChaosArchives667
@ChaosArchives667 Месяц назад
"When hope is gone, undo this lock and send me forth on a moonlit walk, release restraint level.....zero" - TFS Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 9
@technewsfortechnoobs
@technewsfortechnoobs 3 месяца назад
"Aww, he became self-aware." I am DYING over here!!!!
@Drocksas
@Drocksas 3 месяца назад
The Kid being calm is like when Spider-Man stops cracking jokes. You KNOW shit's about to go down
@MikMoen
@MikMoen 3 месяца назад
The F22 is going to go on a VERY enthusiastic walk.
@onerider808
@onerider808 2 месяца назад
This is comedic, geopolitical gold.
@Harrison9090
@Harrison9090 Месяц назад
The last sentence out of nowhere got me laughing 🤣 *randomly at the end* “I just want to go for a walk and talk to him”
@PopEwLair
@PopEwLair 3 месяца назад
Linecrosser never fails to put his accents inside us [our eardrums] 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯
@mitchs5627
@mitchs5627 3 месяца назад
Can't stop imagining Peter from family guy, loading the shotgun and walking towards the house with Meg saying he just wants to talk
@VoltBolt1984
@VoltBolt1984 3 месяца назад
The fact that the kid was so calm when he talked took me by surprise but then I was rolling over laughing after I just want to talk to him reference.
@dean9265
@dean9265 3 месяца назад
Dude, you make me laugh after a crap day!! Love this channel!! 👍
@sparkplug1018
@sparkplug1018 3 месяца назад
So the kids an Alucard fan, very nice. And we know, when he finally gets the chance, he is going to take a VERY enthusiastic walk
@TheSequimKid
@TheSequimKid 3 месяца назад
Not just an Alucard fan. But an Abridged Hellsing Ultimate fan.
@sparkplug1018
@sparkplug1018 3 месяца назад
@@TheSequimKid They so need to get with TFS and do a crossover, show us why the F-22 doesn’t play well with others. I’m thinking a police girl and Girlycard.
@TheSequimKid
@TheSequimKid 3 месяца назад
@@sparkplug1018 Imagine Taka playing the Canadian F35 asking the F22 why he is why he is. Then have Nick and Scott playing the engineers behind the 22.
@sparkplug1018
@sparkplug1018 3 месяца назад
@@TheSequimKid We need this! Get em on the phone! I want them on the phone right now! We are literally at half mast here on this, we NEED to see this
@golden_7899
@golden_7899 3 месяца назад
Holy shit I literally just watched Hellsing Abridged yesterday the timing could not be better
@cop91919
@cop91919 14 дней назад
"It looks like Patriot off of wish"...lol. Died at that line.
@foolishsparky
@foolishsparky 3 месяца назад
"I just wanna go for a walk." Flashbacks to Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.
@D3vious113
@D3vious113 3 месяца назад
A VERY enthusiastic walk...
@jacob_90s
@jacob_90s 3 месяца назад
A very enthusiastic walk....
@birdmandave
@birdmandave 3 месяца назад
LOL. Love your videos, keep up the great work
@TemptationsEnd
@TemptationsEnd 3 месяца назад
That last line gave me mad Peter loading a shotgun to go talk to quagmire about sleeping with Meg. Kind of energy 😂
@rt6544411
@rt6544411 3 месяца назад
When I heard that line from the kid about going for walk my first thought was Hellsing Abridge you know very enthusiastic walks and "When hope is gone Undo this lock And send me forth On a moonlit walk Release restraint level 0".
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