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A variety creator, full time soldier, husband, and dog father. I go live Friday evenings so hop in and join me, or just say hello. Whether you're here for the country and military content, news, gaming updates, or just want to chat and hang out everyone's welcome. Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe. Gimme a chance to make you smile!
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"Would you intercept me?"
Rocket man
4:06
7 часов назад
ahhh capitalism
3:24
12 часов назад
USA VS the World; China
36:37
16 часов назад
get it together HLC
3:55
19 часов назад
Jet gun
4:04
День назад
the president of Iran
2:43
День назад
USA VS the World; Iran
32:31
14 дней назад
so many bugs
5:03
14 дней назад
Franz Ferdinand
2:37
14 дней назад
Turkey shoot
3:47
14 дней назад
Cable plus
4:02
21 день назад
The clapback heard round the world
3:47
21 день назад
Heat seeking missile boats
4:29
21 день назад
Conflict of interest
5:17
21 день назад
The Bad Man
4:11
28 дней назад
They are back
2:36
Месяц назад
Trapped with me
3:58
Месяц назад
Got his hopes up
4:10
Месяц назад
9th rock
2:29
Месяц назад
He'll eat anything
2:07
Месяц назад
Nose beard waxing
1:38
Месяц назад
Go for a walk
3:38
Месяц назад
Karma
4:05
Месяц назад
All you can eat
1:43
Месяц назад
America's new Hypersonic
5:05
Месяц назад
Hawk and F16
2:39
Месяц назад
Комментарии
@ArmUkraine
@ArmUkraine 2 минуты назад
Nah that comet is obviously dah greyt Chinahh’s satellites which can destroy the whole US in five minutes.
@jthablaidd
@jthablaidd 2 минуты назад
People will say anything American is a hoax
@thumper1273
@thumper1273 5 минут назад
ROFLMAO!!!
@ImALeadFarmerMF
@ImALeadFarmerMF 7 минут назад
im lost here
@theGameClown93
@theGameClown93 8 минут назад
New HLC video? Today was a good day
@eldorados_lost_searcher
@eldorados_lost_searcher 9 минут назад
Devil comet? What in the name of Carl Sagan happened?
@lastswordfighter
@lastswordfighter 10 минут назад
Who names this crap?
@Jason_Nighthawk
@Jason_Nighthawk 4 минуты назад
The same idiots that named a county in Turkey "batman"
@SoralTheSol
@SoralTheSol 11 минут назад
Soo.... Are we actually going after Yemen?
@elisamuel3179
@elisamuel3179 11 минут назад
US: *deletes Yamen* UK: "Temper Temper America"
@Steven-Etchart
@Steven-Etchart 12 минут назад
Hello
@JamirTheStupidAmerican
@JamirTheStupidAmerican 16 минут назад
Heh, living in a world with Devil Comets🗿
@jessa1895
@jessa1895 17 минут назад
Oh…I’m early
@Sky_EggYT
@Sky_EggYT 17 минут назад
What’s with the bots that have the interesting pfp
@QTownTruckspotting
@QTownTruckspotting 15 минут назад
I think it’s the 22’s alt accounts
@QTownTruckspotting
@QTownTruckspotting 18 минут назад
Tf are these bot comments it’s creeping me out more than the 22 creeps out buff
@RailsOfTheSouthProductions
@RailsOfTheSouthProductions 5 минут назад
And that says something 😂
@Degalfox
@Degalfox 21 минуту назад
I stopped playing EA games a decade ago
@garrettbrown6770
@garrettbrown6770 28 минут назад
RIP Yemen
@WarhawkTalon
@WarhawkTalon 28 минут назад
I'd just like to point out, it's amazing how well it is known what "glassing" is in this context. Halo Pop Culture reference that has stuck around because of how *fucking terrifying* the concept is.
@Norwegianidiot
@Norwegianidiot 29 минут назад
Russia’s entire existence was a mistake
@TheOvermindStarcraft
@TheOvermindStarcraft 30 минут назад
But, serious question now. Can munitions expire? Would be a waste just to trash them if so. Just sayin'.
@desert_druid_xD
@desert_druid_xD 35 минут назад
How I just now see
@donbaker6129
@donbaker6129 35 минут назад
Your awesome dude!!@@😂
@Xeverous
@Xeverous 35 минут назад
One of the best episodes recently. Also great accents.
@powerbalancevathelastkitsu2504
@powerbalancevathelastkitsu2504 36 минут назад
Glass me? What does that mean?
@Tiewaz
@Tiewaz 38 минут назад
From my time serving in the Army and now a civilian for the Navy, universally, smart officers NEVER mess with a high ranking NCO. Especially if they've been in near 20 years. They know how to hurt you and NOT get court martialed for it.
@lindaboatwright2558
@lindaboatwright2558 47 минут назад
"Shaved version of Kung Fu Panda" Perfect description! Excellent post as always.
@TheBlackAndDeckerBootyWrecker
@TheBlackAndDeckerBootyWrecker 54 минуты назад
*Hello Habitual Linecrosser I was hoping you'd enjoy an old Soviet Song about a KGB officer and his men, being attacked by mummies in Egypt for disturbing a lost tomb. What the KGB were doing in a lost tomb in Egypt, I'll never know, nor would my great grandfather ever fully explain* In the scorching Egyptian desert, where the pharaohs once roamed, Our Red Army Choir found themselves in a most peculiar home. A mummy, ancient and worn, with wrappings of linen so fine, Humped our brave soldiers, leaving them in a state of decline. Verse 1: We marched through the sands, with our boots and our pride, Seeking the secrets of the pyramids, side by side. But little did we know, a surprise awaited our eyes, A mummy’s grasp, that left us in a state of surprise. Chorus: Oh, the desert’s secrets, they whispered in our ears, Of a long-forgotten past, and the pharaohs’ tears. We sang of our homeland, of the Motherland’s might, But the mummy’s hump, it took our breath away, in the night. Verse 2: We tried to resist, but the mummy’s grip was strong, Our voices silenced, our songs turned to a mournful song. We thought of our comrades, back in Moscow’s snow, And the battles we had fought, for the Red Army’s glow. Chorus: Oh, the desert’s secrets, they whispered in our ears, Of a long-forgotten past, and the pharaohs’ tears. We sang of our homeland, of the Motherland’s might, But the mummy’s hump, it took our breath away, in the night. Bridge: As the sun rose high, the mummy’s hold did break, We stumbled away, our dignity at stake. We vowed to tell the tale, of this strange and mystic night, When the Soviet Red Army Choir, met the mummy’s ancient might. Chorus: Oh, the desert’s secrets, they whispered in our ears, Of a long-forgotten past, and the pharaohs’ tears. We sang of our homeland, of the Motherland’s might, But the mummy’s hump, it took our breath away, in the night. Outro: Now we return, to the Motherland’s shore, With tales of the mummy’s hump, and the secrets we abhor. We’ll sing of our adventure, of the desert’s mystic might, And the Red Army Choir’s, unlikely encounter, in the night.
@LadyGrace
@LadyGrace 55 минут назад
uhhh the icbm isnt from the US its from the V-2 rocket program xD and theres 281 a-10s left alsoooo 6th generation aircraft is from the UK not the US the US's lockheed martin and beoing DID do 5th gen but so did china and russia in 1978 vs the 1990 5th gen us variant :P as for the largest navy tonnage the us has 4.5m and a larger variety of armaments on their ships while china has a larger fleet with 2m tonnage and russia has a 1.2m tonnage with an even older fleet than most including having an 100 year old ship called the kommuna in active service xD NOTE: im well aware its satirical in nature and still find it amusing
@battletoads22
@battletoads22 56 минут назад
Japan and Buff with the one liners in this one.
@michealdrake3421
@michealdrake3421 58 минут назад
Just want to point out, the new submersible is actually a submersible, not a soup can controlled by a PS5 controller. It's been independently tested and evaluated, and is rated for a depth of I think 4000 meters. Oceangate wasn't rated for a swimming pool.
@DewskyDillshineMoonpickle
@DewskyDillshineMoonpickle Час назад
This aged like milk.
@christopherhuff5040
@christopherhuff5040 Час назад
Please please please move Tim Horton to Dodge city KS I miss it from when I lived in Springfield Ohio loved the Bengals and soups and lil sandwiches I miss Tim Hortons
@StuckonStupid84
@StuckonStupid84 Час назад
"America, let me ask you something. Why do you always pick a fight?" Germany Japan Russia One of the countries in the middle east because honestly I haven't been paying attention.
@Anrilor
@Anrilor Час назад
The Saudis are about to have a new southern shore line
@anthonytippett5997
@anthonytippett5997 Час назад
So the C word is normal in Australian vocabulary? I’ll keep that in mind if I visit
@duphasdan
@duphasdan Час назад
That last comment slaps hard.
@KM-bv3fp
@KM-bv3fp Час назад
How many takes did it take to get grandpa buff’s line that good?! 😅
@BrokenMedic
@BrokenMedic Час назад
Can we for the love of god bring back mental hospitals because jails and emergency rooms aren’t the answer.
@TURBOMIKEIFY
@TURBOMIKEIFY Час назад
Hoax? Weird way of spelling Hoe.
@lynngriffin2106
@lynngriffin2106 Час назад
It’s so much scarier when granpa says it 😅
@GiladNoy-ip1pe
@GiladNoy-ip1pe Час назад
That did not age well
@DefaultProphet
@DefaultProphet Час назад
What happened to all the other Chinese rotary wing?
@donaldliverance2597
@donaldliverance2597 Час назад
"I'd glass me hard"
@SXsoft99
@SXsoft99 Час назад
"better quality of living" i mean it's comparable
@usf22raptr1
@usf22raptr1 Час назад
The kid is ready, put him in, Coach.
@JeremiahStone-kx6wc
@JeremiahStone-kx6wc Час назад
Ctrl+Alt+Delete Yemen
@Tmob78
@Tmob78 Час назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@Sanderlee
@Sanderlee Час назад
I'm surprised there wasn't a joke about The Kid intercepting gravity.
@jameskernan4848
@jameskernan4848 2 часа назад
Love it. Grandpa buff taking a quote from the kid.
@thebumblebeemovie3514
@thebumblebeemovie3514 2 часа назад
That’s called cronyism, not capitalism.
@ChargeAh
@ChargeAh 2 часа назад
Fallout: They Touched The Boats