God is Dead! | A Review of Reaper's Creek by Onision (Part 1) 

Here we have the legendary onion boy, one of the few creatures whom can dive down into the abyss. We've strapped the highest grade of surrvaliance equipment science has developed and we found that the onion boy can go through rock bottom into an entirely different realm. We dont have much data on this zone but so far we've given it the name, the Daniel Zone.

@@rorrim0 **distorted, ear rape twilight zone theme**

@Digicraftmon the Crystal Gem Only Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann can trully destroy onion boy.

Stones seems like the writings of Shakespeare compared

*Vegetarian body scream*

Kristin Moody what?

*WHAT.*

Like some SERIOUSLY cringy and gross ben 10 fanfiction

Also, isn't the 16 year old HIS FUCKING SISTER?! Did I miss something? Like gross on so many levels

Greg done fucked up!!

lmfao

Good one

Lol

Not bad.

Oh no, come back. We aren’t mad. Good job.

Greg likes his girls prepubescent and/or so underweight that their cycle stops

NAURRRR

The way this sent me

for so so so many . . . like guys get grossed out by unused, still wrapped in plastic hygene products and act like they carry a pathogene and act like having to buy them for a girlfriend will make their equipment to fall of . . . not all, some are decent, but the fact you have to celebrate someone acting normal about it it fucking sad

*Insert black people "OHHHHHHH" reaction meme* Your comment genuinely made me laugh. Thank you.

Cloudy lolol gregniel

GREGNIEL

greniel: The Chaos Dimension

"Gregniel" sounds like if an angel were a comic relief character.

But they all get laid so they can't be those things lol

@@sanfransiscon Ehh. Neckbeards are basically the first two combined but with bad facial hair.

I don't remember which names for were for which books. Thanks greg.

Daniel was a 'Mary Sue'

I mean, maybe he is? Head-canons are allowed afterall

Underrated comment

I believe the average age for a girl to go through puberty is like 11 or 12, so this checks out

@@freindlyspicerun4424 12 is average age for starting a period, not starting puberty. Puberty usually starts earlier rather than at the same time. As long as they haven't finished puberty (i.e they're under 16), Onion will be happy

Bold of you to assume he’s ever had a romantic relationship with anyone of any gender ever.

YIKES

The Mr. Bean profile picture is really the cherry on top of this comment.

@@bardaaa1483 It actually is narcissistic. If what he writes in his books is actually how he thinks, then he needs serious help.

@@bardaaa1483 He thinks in a way that can be--and has been--extremely harmful to himself and others. His actions can't be excused just because "he thinks differently."

@@bardaaa1483 except he's wrong, lmfao

@@bardaaa1483 the fuck?

Believe me when I say you don't want to know Onision. You really don't. If you decide you do despite a warning, Repzion has talked about him a lot. :P

@@psychsoma after watching both these videos I can proudly say I have no intention on watching any of his content lol

Maria Elisa Nasso I wish I could go to an alternate universe where my brain has no idea of what an Onision is....

@@stefannydvorak7919 SAME, omg he is just so creepy

What’s your first language?? :)

It like the kids who say "i blocked that with my forcefeild" but in an actual "book"

Daniel is basically "Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god AND anime on my side!"

God killers are actually pretty cool. Soulsborne protags, Kratos, etc. Yes, I know. Onision's self-insert doesn't count, just wanted to be nerdy

@@anaionescu8913that kid has more self awareness AND coolness than Onision and his self-inserts.

Major props for that comment. Got me to remember the whole coke bottle fiasco in there lol

@@ItsMeVolatility What was the coke bottle fiasco?

@@KaiKrimson56 a dumb as hell escape plan Norman used in the book to save his main character

Titus Uno, Certified Public Accountant, Forensic Certified Public Accountant, and Chartered Global Management Accountant: Hold my 256 bombs and explosives.

*Handbook for Mortals and the accounting book.*

That was non-piquing.

The noise was UnLiKe AnYtHiNg HeArD On EaRtH.

The thing is, this could work out perfectly if you write a severly insane protagonist...

@@dangerjoe8911 Good point - perhaps Onion could include it in an autobiography

Half the stuff he says in this book could be a surreal meme honestly

I wonder what the next one is going to be, "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here"?

Lmao I thought God is Dead was the title of the book at first, this is golden

@@ChilledNeon Me too! X'D

This is abysmally off topic but I love your icon

@@charlienot-my-real-name3123 Aww thank you!

You need to engrave your entire comment on a plaque. You then need to send the plaque to Onision, and ask to watch him open it. Say it's something that's been commissioned by the US gov't to thank him for his service. Just so you get to watch his face fall and his soul crack beneath the weight of his failure.

You’re fiancé is brilliant lol

I want this on a shirt... ASAP

im in your house and i have a gun

@@katatonikbliss fun fact: I am in your walls

No, it aged like kombucha

@@NinjaSox7 But how does it smell?

@@theironmonitor819 worse than pee

@@NinjaSox7 WOOO, WOOOOOOO, WOOOOO, OOOOH MY PATREON'S DELETED, WOOOO MY PATREON, WOOOO

Like milk

Who is he? Max from Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

Blake Gilbert No he dreams better

“I can dream better than anyone.” Luigi would like to know your location.

@@smugalice6206 dream dream dream dream dream dream

@@johnnygreenface4195 I have a video that would go well with this. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-I4rc-x6Cyqs.html

Is that a reference to Mumkey Jones' Vincent and Duane Trilogy?

It's not that big of a deal

@@Mr_Mistah It is when you actually know what his...preferences....are.

@@Mr_Mistah it is that big of a deal when a good chunk of the reason people detest him is because his favorite thing to do is toe the line on grooming minors. He very narrowly avoids breaking the law with young girls, but that doesn't make it okay.

Greg's stupidity is truly unmatched

Predationship

nicki minjaj, god has forbidden me from liking your comment for it has 69 likes. I apologize for the sudden and painful inconvenience. I give my Sincerest extenuation for my Horrendous behavior. Although, I believe that it is my duty to worship and admire the superb number that is 69. Have an illustrious day.

@@kayleenoel3248 This is the weirdest reply I have ever gotten

Well it's not 69 anymore ( ; - ;)

shows us *the cat*

@@kayleenoel3248 marry me

😂😂😭

Get this poor man to a therapist

With the amount of braincells you loose and the mental harm definitely XD

And yet, instantly more gripping and relatable. If there were more scenes like that, I might not have been as harsh on the book.

@@KrimsonRogue That's high praise! Holy shit, thank you, my man!

@@ObeyBunny Honestly apart from one lil typo, that was actually really well written. :D (Not trying to be a dick about the typo. Just saying that it's there. ^^)

It’s sad when a random RU-vid commenter can write a scene better than this so called “Author”.

@@KrimsonRogue It's better than those "LENTILS FOR DINNER"

Oh, same. back in 2020 when I was still in High School or something, I began working on a mecha story cause I couldn't find any and was too lazy to watch mecha anime. A year and a half later, I've written a grand total of 2 chapters, with both of those chapters having so much stuff I need to fill in that I may as well have a single unfinished chapter. I also have no clue how to continue it beyond that, cause despite my ability to plan ahead, I'm bad at writing out the words and procrastinate way too often. Yet, this 1/30th or so of a book with very little editing (and probably a lot of mistakes) is infinitely better than whatever Onion guy made.

I have dyslexia and I still believe I make less mistakes when I write my stories XD

When I was in middle school I used to write Y/N Hetalia fanfiction and I think that is ALSO better than anything Onision has ever written

ive written fanfic since around 6th grade, i’m 21 now. i’m confident in saying i’m a good writer now, and my fics are good. my very first wattpad fanfic where i didn’t know to break up paragraphs with line breaks was better than reaper’s creek.

@@shark4330who asked?

Bersa Brie Unless Greg proved that don’t take his word for it

Right?!

Bersa Brie Shit now I feel like an idiot

@Bersa Brie that or be chained for a week in is basement with a sign around her neck apologising (to Kai) for lying

@Bersa Brie ah, okay ^^*

God! This is the funniest thing I ever read in 3 days!

@@shosty575 LOL, glad you got a good chuckle out of it. 😁

@@cyanide_lollipop3264 Tq

i dont know i think he meant the first one

"Let's help your uncle, Jack, off his horse." "Let's help your uncle jack off his horse." Why by the spiraling bouffant of me great Uncle McManus, you may be onto something!

In every book of his, has he called most characters humans or insert anything you would never call people, it's like all his mc's are aliens on earth while being a humongous narssasists and psychopaths.

Or maybe... He is one of the Aliens from his book? dum-dum-dum! O.o

oh no

@@blueshell292 hopefully onion boy is lying

It might explain why onion boy is so messed up. If it's true it could have actually traumatized him

Still astonished how Chris Hanson failed so hard trying to chop this onion.

@@monstrosity6738 maybe because he's a greedy lying fraud? That's propably how.

But anyone could do it, hell I could but I would have to try since my eyes bleed at the slightest typo I make when I'm writing.

@@dragenfire68 no writing garbage is an art in itself

@@lop90ful1 well, it takes skill to write garbage but accidentally make something of worth IE jaws which was supposed to be B-movie hot garbage.

Everybody's reaction to George Lucas when Star Wars Ep. 3 released

I don't think any of his books were published. I think he was self publisher (for first one it was for sure)

All of Onion boi books are self published

Nextralife dude actually same though

Pretty sure it is self publish. No publisher who wasnt drugged into agreeing would ever say yes

@@ilopominecrafter that's a catch 22. The amount of drugs it would take to make you agree to publish this would almost certainly kill you first

This comment is a year old, but I hope you're doing well, internet stranger. Remember your body sheds all its cells in 7 years- one day, you will have a body untouched by that filthy individual. I hope your mental state remains stable and you are able to one day trust men and masc people(who are worthy of your trust) without reliving that pain.

I hope you're doing better❤

I'm sorry to hear what you were put through. I hope you are feeling better.

Same- it was my uncle. The ONLY people who believed and supported me were my mom and dad. The rest of the family accused me of "wanting attention" and "lying to get sympathy". Hearing Krimson rant on that felt.... Almost empowering! Also my uncle died in 2016- in prison for child P and various other charges connected. It was validating, but devastating, because had people listened to me, my cousin's kids (uncle's own grandkids) could have been spared. I share this NOT to make your thread about me but to let you know that we may be internet strangers, but we share that, and I pray you find the peace, solace, contentment, and happiness you so richly deserve. 🖤

AND THE FACT that Greg doesn't acknowledge that this is a bad thing means one of three possible things; 1: This didn't really happen to him and he's full of shit, or 2: Something is just THAT wrong with brain already. Or 3: He's really in denial about the trauma and that played a factor into how messed up he is. I know everyone deals with abuse differently, but very few people make cults more insane than Westboro Baptist Church over it.

I’m wondering if the whole alien/God/superpowers thing wasn’t intended to begin with, it was meant to be just about this normal self insert kids life but then onision got distracted and wrote a self insert power fantasy.

He's probably writing about hallucinations he had.

Now! I know this is coming out of left field, but I feel like most of this book is made up

the fact that the only thing that feels like it’s “grounded” in reality is the stat r*pe is really concerning.

and gives every woman vaginal teeth!

Lol, nice!

He looks like a nerdy Jesus too

Natasha Peaches I usually go with nerdy, good-looking Jesus. XD

this a god tier comment

Thanks, now I can't unsee it

When fanfic writers (not counting the exceptional ones) have higher standards than you, you've reached a new low.

sarah p. I’ve read more good fanfics than Onision has written good paragraphs.

I write stories on Wattpad and my friend helps me edit and even points out if any of my characters do something out of character and she helps me worldbuild (something I need to definitely work on)

@@bea4828 every writer of any caliber wants a friend like that. I'm jealous. What type of stories do you write?

@@left-2-write28 I like to switch from different genres. But mostly fantasy. I hardly ever do romance, its just not my cup of tea.

Maybe he was such a bad god, he accidentally reversed the whole thing

Strange a qt idk what onionshit is talking about

Remember when he rated her an 8.6 in one of his videos? He can't even mock her for being unattractive because we know he really thinks the opposite lmaoo

Strange is hot as fuck, the onion is just mad

Probably a sign of misogyny, when you think about it He will gladly talk trash about the young woman who is at least civilly trashing his book But is radio silent about the fellow man who has made hour long rants basically saying he does not know how the world works when it comes to writing

​@@frootsnacc6790Onionboi transcends misogyny and misandry. He sees all men as nonentities, and women as objects made to worship him. He's hateful and evil to both, but since he thinks a woman's role is to fawn over him, he takes particular offense to hearing one criticize him.

This needs to be pinned.

“Go commit rapidly cease existing.” Literary genius. Honestly, I don’t know how onion boy does it!

I like this comment but it’s on 420 so take my appreciation here

That is an actual quote? Did the man not have an editor who speaks English?

It's Christmas in April

Right? Good times!

@@cameronpeterson6734 Hey, no need to be hurtful. I know lots of kids whose crayon art is wonderful.

I wholeheartedly concur.

Then ep 3 s 8 finally comes out and you get just sad 😭 why D&D whhhhhyyyu

"don't worry partner, I'm not going to rapidly cease to exist" - Gol D Roger

Onision book #4: it got worse.

Exceeds expectations sometimes. Just in all the wrong ways.

Onision book #17: It cannot possibly ever in a million years get any worse

Onision book #128: It’s going to get worse

@@no-man_baugh #300 So bad it's Banned by governments across the world and now has become the main method of torture.

Plus a lot cuter because orange cute cat

It's amazing too. It's entertaining, and I feel a connection to the main character.

@@radiatorbacon5239 the main character being the cat of course

Spoiler alert: it was

@@theoledicktwist6247 why of course. The plot was amazing. When his tail curled I felt as if I had read 1000 books 1000 times over

He recently changed his daughters name to abbigale 😳

@@alice-8566 You don't think he's gonna...... right??? 😟

@@alice-8566 HE HAS A DAUGHTER???

@@alice-8566 Hol' up-

I think those are the names of his underage fans on his discord,also they all hate eugenia cooney for some reason...and is ''ashley''ashley weill???she's obsessed with eugenia.

Koda Paws Which gives me hope

Koda Paws J.R.R.*

Preach

At least Wattpad stories have semi-likable characteristics akfjgkakf lmao

As a Wattpad author of an admittedly not-so-amazing story.... I resent that. There are people on Wattpad who are legitimately better than LOADS of actually published authors. Not saying there's many of them, but they do exist.

Onision must've taken a huge amount of the rhymester's share (If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out the story of the Mead of Poetry).

Me tho lol

He gets more violent and murdery?

@@jonsnor4313 Suppose so. There are two types of people who get more violent and murdery and they are onion boy, apparently, and actual murderers. I'm a little concerned about him now

@Agent Bubble consider that we know this book is not written from the perspective of a child, but that of the gross adult that is Onion boy. Thats why this irony is so blindingly obvious.

I feel that an actual lizard person would probably connect to humans better than Onision would.

@@crowdemon_archives true

Illuminati confirmed. Hes using terrible books to distract us from the ever consuming secret society

Jeez, even his feud with Billie Dawn Webb is bleeding into this shitty story.

because he is.

that got an audible chuckle from me

Same Then I graduated 4th grade

i am sure they were not that bad XD

-With the sex scenes and everything-

Honestly the prose reminds me of when I was 8-10 years old

7.5/10 for this book. There was no skating and no school shooting that Greg, I mean Daniel, stopped. Points for edge, tho

Linkin park doesnt deserve this

They're his friends that don't leave him until he bulldozes them down and has the government have to step in to stop him.

"I don't need friends, they dissapoint me."

Maybe thats why he destroyed those trees, he got into a fight with his frienda

Almost a year late, but I hope you’re doing much better now

Hope you're doing OK now. Take care of yourself.

I hope you’re doing better!

Thank you for writing this all out. In many ways I feel that I can relate to this. My mother spent many years in an institute and I helped her through all of this from 9 -16 (when I left for good). Through the drugs, electroshock, all of it, I did everything and was told how terrible my father was. Unfortunately I was going through my own kind of grooming and becoming her caretaker/surrogate spouse. But it gets both complicated and dull from there.

Woah. That's messed up, not gonna lie. And it's sad that things like these have to happen in the first place. In all honesty, I hope you're in a better mental place now, and I wish you the best.

"Oh, husband dearest, I am asking you- nay, BEGGING you, to aquire some of the cow nectar."

@Salivar Ravilas :)

@@theolddeus9672 How do you favorite a comment?

@@tirzxh remember it? Idk

S. McGraw is he back yet?

Non audible noise, thats, something

maybe he’s trying to hint to us that he’s a dog?

47:47 well remember he also has a heart condition that doctors can’t identify and aren’t sure even exists- It’s fine, it’s just that grog exists on a different plane to the rest of us, his intellectual musings just aren’t *understood* yet!

Have you ever heard of Ernest Cline and Chris-Chan?

I mean, Dante's Inferno is a self insert fanfiction

*The God Narcissus has entered the chat.*

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 At least Dante’s Inferno was well written.

Self insert fanfic/writing is fairly common, but it's not _usually_ this painfully blatant.

just like rick sanchez?

uberpwner48 yeah but at least Rick is smart

@@uberpwner48 yeah except in hit case, he's given reasons to think so highly of himself (or at least so lowly of everything else)

I don't understand why is onision so hated.

@@uberpwner48 The main difference being that ricks narcissistic personality is seen as one of his biggest flaws

and not the Prince of Egypt God more of the 10 commandments god

He’s writing a FOURTH?! WHY?!

It's all one 400 page long sex scene

@@sanfransiscon With a minor, we can't forget the minor. It's Greg's signature.

@@hazelmykitten1067 during a school shooting

@@theoledicktwist6247 that he roller skated into

Amelia James i know, me too! the only time that having an 11 year old use such sophisticated language like that is if they’re established to be an extremely intelligent and wellspoken person. but for one daniel isn’t established to be that, and second that only really works in cartoons and things that aren’t trying to be realistic. for example, edd from ed edd n eddy was very smart and had a very wide vocabulary, but because that cartoon wasn’t trying to be realistic and dramatic they were able to make edd, a young boy, as intelligent as an extremely clever adult, because the intelligence is emphasised for plot purposes (such as jokes and having him invent stuff for them to use). but with this book it just doesn’t work when daniel talks like an intelligent adult. idk, sorry about this very incoherent rant XD

@@chaoticcake390 I talked that that as a child, but I didn't have all of the edgy bullshit, I just had a large vocabulary that I liked to use effectively.

Khanay Udash yeah, that’s fair enough. i know that some people in real life are very eloquent at a young age, but with daniel it doesn’t seem like he has the intelligence (at school or with his actions) to be that well spoken. also he doesn’t really ever do it in his dialogue - i noticed in his dialogue he was just direct and simple with his language, and the contrast just doesn’t work. if it was more consistent and he was consistently shown to be an intelligent young boy it probably could have worked. but alas, that didn’t happen because onision wrote this book XD

seems stable and consistent

@@chaoticcake390 you don't need to be all that intelligent to have a decent vocabulary, you just need to be pretentious/ interested in language enough. I used to like using big words a lot when I was Daniel's age and I have the brain cell count of a dust bunny.

"And Nothing Came of It" Is to good of a title for something like this

You basically just described dirk gently, but solid idea.

@@kanenorris9164 Has this idea already been done?

Tales from the gas station

This seems like a pretty good idea.

PMMM power dynamics, literally the definition of "either dying a hero or living/suffering long enough to become a villain"

I love that show. I love the magical girl theme entirely like transformations, magic, outfits, everything that leads up to how and why they become one and PMMM takes a turn when you realize it's not this happy, bubbly Mahou Shoujo. It's dark, and beautiful in a scary, sad way.

In the same vein, the anime Yuuki Yuuna is a hero deals with a similar premise. While I still prefer Madoka for how blind I went into watching that anime at the time and how truly well executed it is, Yuuki Yuuna still devastated me.

Same!

Madoka started out cute and then had me sobbing by the end

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You were only wrong because Greg didn't capitalize aliens

bongos mcDongos that comment deserves about a million slow claps.

I thought monkeys so you did better than me 😅 it was just the first thing that came to mind for some reason.

*sighs*

Nawww dude, I dunno WHERE you’d get THAT idea 🙄

Wrong

I wonder if he'll use his last name in his next book.

Oh no, he wouldn’t be THAT transparent, would he ???? Sigh, shaking my head vigorously....nooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣👿

Dude are you my soulmate or something? We're the same!

I'll read it.

God, but I know that feeling.

I used to be like that, too. Too much the perfectionist. Just remember that nobody else can stop you from making bad art. Is the art police going to break down your door and arrest you because you didn't write a perfect story on the first draft?

Just like Chris Chan! He's created viral videos (Virgin with Rage song, I'm workin on it, etc) He's delusional and embraced occult behaviors He poorly talked Sarah May out of ending it all He knows heck all about politics (he voted for Lisa Simpson in 2020) And need I say anything about Sonichu?

​@@opalyasu7159 Sonichu is a futuristic masterpiece

@@opalyasu7159 Don't forget severe sexual deviancy...

@Eli Esh Yeah but onision is more of a pedofork. CWC kept it in the family and liked older women

A good reminder that you can apply to anything really. No matter how bad you are at something, onion will always be worse

Same sometimes I'm like hmm... is this line coming across right.....Eh better then stones to Abigail

I'm writing a story of my own right now. Sometimes I get discouraged and worry that my writing just isn't good. Then I remember, I will always be better than onion boy because I'm actually putting in effort.

Thanks, writing now gonna use that advice along with the advice in the video

Yeah. Just remember, so long as you’re putting in effort, you will always be better than Onision. It’s just another fact of life at this point 🤷‍♀️

Austin Knox uh

Austin Knox You must be thinking highly of him to assume he didn’t just write this in Notepad

More like no I dont think I will

Numbers spelled with symbols and letters hurt to read 4our 7even 9ine See?

@@Firefly07 Fant4stick Fantfourstick Fourour Seveneven Nineine

@@EllaAngeli I hope you take pride in your malicious actions

@@Firefly07 I Do!!! :D

Answer: I couldn't pronounce it, so I put it in to sound smart.

Even a tasteless taste makes more sense.

It could work if it was used in a situation like a tree falling in the woods with no one around to hear it. We know it should make a noise but we cant hear the noise if were not near. But Onision used the actual sentence “HEAR a NON-audible noise” and it just... no

Onision needs to rapidly cease existing.

“iT oBvIoUsLy NoT aUdIBle tO hUmAnS, aS a FaN aNd TrUe SuPpOrTeR YoU WoULd KnOW!”

Lies.

That's saying a lot. I mean, 9 year olds could write a better draft. I'm not kidding.

boo Same. i’m by no means amazing, but i’m good enough to confidently say that this is crap and my writing is not.

SAME GIRL What country are you from??

Muhammad Alshammari Hmm, okay??

Don't do this...you'd die of alcohol poisoning.

I want to attempt this. But I also don’t have a will soooooo...

I'm pretty sure that even if I did that with water I'd die

@@VicXIIIHow try this one then. Take a shot everytime Krim gives a compliment in the video regardless of who or what is directed

@@isdrakon9802 I feel like you would watch all of the reviews of Onion king’s books and still be sober if we are doing shots for compliments

Haha I do that

@gamewizard I sick as in cool or sick as in disturbing?

@gamewizard I I think its because youtube doesn't ways notify you when someone replies to one of your comments, at least its happened to me

@gamewizard I I think she's replying to OP about sometimes disappearing because of being a sister.

My older sister does that too.

“There’s not only a body in the trunk.” “There’s not a body only in the trunk.” “Only, there’s not a body in the trunk.”

I hate to eat toes Only I hate to eat toes I only hate to eat toes I hate only to eat toes I hate to only eat toes I hate to eat only toes I hate to eat toes only

Only I I you loved said

You missed I said, Only I love you.

Thanks, now “only” doesn’t look like a word to me anymore.

So... Where can i read this book? Because that description alone already hooked me into liking the character

@@kawakir the majority of the story is told through animatics on my channel :) character i described can be found in 'flints ordinary life' if you wanna know abt him

Wouldn't be surprised if he came after this one too because onion fragility.

Oh God he's so insufferable

He legitimately couldn't, though. For one, Krimson isn't using any clips of Onision himself outside of maybe a still or 2 & talking about him. Second, this is an actual review with deep criticisms. Onision only strikes down videos that he knows he can try to do that to. He would have NO legal stance of which to back up any of his claims that these videos violate copyright because it's just Krimson talking about the book. Frankly, the copyright owners of the clips Krim uses to exsensuate his points or comedy would have more of a right to claim parts of this video than Onision would.

Scsigs I know, I was being semi sarcastic. I wish it was full sarcasm, but onision tries to do a lot of things that he can't do. I'll take a gofundme page to pay for government fines for 500, Alex.

@@insertname193 He claims to be quitting RU-vid

underrated comment

Rapidly.

You now, that actually almost works

maybe the title should read: Maeby Gawd are Rapitdly Caesnig to exist: by Onion given his bad typos

Congratulations, this comment might have become the title of the next part.

And why self-inserts are bad. How are the aliens smart enough to give Greg powers and dumb enough to let him kill them!?

@@KaiKrimson56 I don’t think self-inserts are universally bad, write what you know after all. You just need to be aware of your own flaws so you can still make an interesting character. Onision is not aware of his myriad flaws.

No speed would be rapid enough

/fill ~ ~ ~ ~ ~1 ~ minecraft:stone

@@thenderyoshi i get that joke i like that

same. Not an impossible characterisation, but just a very poorly realised one.

Even local necro*, Jervas Dudley, would look down on -Greg- our protagonist for that.

I think if anyone starts to anthropomorphize trees to the point you consider them genuine friends, they've got bigger problems than just loneliness

Onision: the world’s first tree furry

@@XamiNaxamis that just sounds constant drug use.

If it makes you feel better, this book was self-published on Amazon. Which is why it's so poorly edited.

@@SpringTigress1 that does make me feel better, thank you.

He does have kids

The gross relationship between "Daniel" and Julia MIGHT be real. Check this out: Greg talks about his ex girlfriend Julia: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sdfjjW5C0ow.html time stamp: 0:52

O_O

@@yusufkadar those poor things

@@TigequenChan Poor them??? Poor us!

I am just in the comments for my ticket to hell because I had a good laugh over that comment.

Ba dum tsss

I cant get this out of my head - Sammy quietly sniffled as he stumbled through the underbrush, his feet sore and his heart aching Mum had forgotten to pick him up from school, again. The fourth time this week. All the other kids had laughed at him while he waited for his mum to show up until after only an hour they had all been taken home. He hated it at school, no one was nice to him! Even the teachers would sneer and bark at him when he couldnt find his voice to answer a math question. But he thought he might hate being home more... at least at school someone *noticed* him. His mother had barely said a word to him the past 3 days and he had had to make himself his own dinner. Sobbing now he limped over to the stream he would have to cross to get home, he could of walked along the road instead of through the forest but then it would of been really dark by the time he got home and he hated the dark. Partway across the stream he froze, unsure if he had heard something or if the wind had been playing tricks with his ears and cries. As he waited, his tears dripping from his trembling chin and his shoulders shaking he heard it again. A voice. 'Can you hear me?' The voice said, seeming to raise from the air around him like a ghost. At Sammy's surprised hiccup the voice continued, 'are you sad?' "Yes," Sammy whispered, his throat sore from his tears, "who are you, Im Sammy." 'Oh im the steam! Why are you sad? Are you hurt?' The voice sounded genuinely concerned upon hearing Sammy's distress. Sammy considered how to answer, his mum had always said Dont Talk To Strangers, but was a stream a stranger? "Im sad because my mum forgot to pick me up from school and everyone hates me there and makes fun of me and my feet hurt and i dont want to go home but im scared of the dark so i have to go home and and-" he cut off, unable to get anything out around the sobs that had been building up throughout his explanation until he was wailing and couldnt stop himself. As he cried he was sure he heard the voice trying to sooth him but he couldnt be sure until two damp arms came around him in a tight hug. The stream had risen up into the shape of a young boy in a tunic and trousers, around Sammy's age and only a little taller. The stream boys arms were strong and steady and Sammy didn't think, he just threw his own arms around the boy and sobbed until he had run out of tears in the first embrace he had been given in so long. When it was over and he could speak again he croaked out a question. "How did you know i was sad?" 'Your water. When it fell into me it tasted so so sad...' The stream replied still holding on tight. "I don't have any friends..." He whispered, suddenly ashamed at his loneliness but desperately hoping this stream would hear his plea. The stream took so long to reply that Sammy begun to think it had rejected him and tried to pull away, only to be stopped when the stream held on tighter. 'I do not have friends either, maybe we could be friends?'

Sammy would be 10 and i was trying to base it around books i remember reading when i was 10

Please please PLEASE be a writer!

@@GoodWormDoctor im working on my pwn thing but like an idiot i need to get character down first

@@validark I *feel* that

Spin-off where you play as a detective/private investigator with this power, uncovering crime scenes for the lawyers to deliberate on along with Gumshoe and Ema Skye.... Ace Attorney: Interrogations!

Devil Survivor is kinda similar? But instead of a glow, it's a countdown. (It's been a while, so my memory is a bit hazy on the story.)

@@Pandachu123 oh I’ve been meaning to try out an SMT game, it looks pretty cool lmao

@@samkuperman9035 Devil Survivor and Persona are my favorites. SMT(4) kinda gave me PTSD due to the extreme difficulty curve. But they're still very enjoyable games!

Ther are rumours he's writing again.

thats a quote from phineas and ferb from the second dimension if i'm not mistaken

@@oscarthemoon it is. Come to think of it I would much rather watch that than read a single chapter of this

It aint much but it’s honest work

@@samt3412 its a good movie honestly

Only if they’re willing to feed his ego and satisfy his sick desires.

Oof shots fired

OH SHIT.

I shouldn't be laughing at this 😂😂

OH SHIT YOU AINT WRONG-

That's an amazing idea!

India Fox Aww, thank you!

We're talking about onion bitch. While that is a great idea, *do you think onion bitch's smooth brain will be able to think of this idea?*

Chaotic Hooman Fair point. Might as well take the idea for my own. But knowing Onion Boy, he'll sue me...

@@totallynotajellyfish4503 it's okay, just say you were inspired by his wonderful writing. He's narcissistic as it is, flattery would expand his ego enough to let you get away 👍

I mean, Greg married a trans person who came out as that after they got together & abandoned his ex-wife & their 2 kids to do so, so maybe.

Scsigs i already know that

I know. I was joking around.

Scsigs lol how would you know that I know

We're int he comments section of an Onision-related video. I assume most people that watch videos on him know at least SOME of the basic shit about him.

You poor, poor soul. Also did he do this on stream?? How did he get away with reading that part

@@crudeblue7886 By saying it was a beautiful experience with a hot chick. I turned it off midway through and reported it.

@@scotthurr5925 WHAT?? I'm so glad you reported it, that's absolutely awful of him to say especially about children

@@crudeblue7886 Yeah... When he said, "Blame the 11 year old," I (somehow) managed to suppress my gag reflex and used that as the time stamp when I reported it. I didn't say the genders because I was worried about misandry though.

@@scotthurr5925 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh……….. that is a very bad sign, especially for a father to say.