Transcript:
(Barbara screams)
Adam: Barbara!
Charles: Lydia! What did you do?!
Lydia: I don’t know!
She was supposed to be my mom
Adam: what’s happening to her?
Beetlejuice: Exorcism, death for the dead!
Hey guys, AWESOME seance! lots of good old fashioned chaos. You lose, In your faces, cause look who’s holding all the aces!
Adam: You did this!
BJ: no, she did. Yeah, you really wanted your mommy, but mommy’s gone. You go to the netherworld, you don’t come back.
Lydia: what do you want?
BJ: I want to LIVE. So, if you want to save Barbara, then I need you… to marry me!
Everyone: what?
BJ: I know, left turn, allow me to explain. The handbook for the recently deceased, chapter 49. Where in the ghostly groom, that’s me, shall come alive if the cursed bride, that’s you, submits to be bound for lifetime in unholy matrimony
Charles: You’re insane! She’s not marrying you!
BJ: hey, it’s great that you ate up my plan. Now the pooch has been screwed, and shit’s hit the fan!
You wanted me gone-
Lydia: (spoken)I didn’t have a choiceBJ:You wanted your mom-lydia: (spoken)It's my fault she's dying!BJ:You messed with the wrong book - now look what you've done!(Barbara screams)Lydia: (spoken)Okay! I’ll do it, I’ll marry you!
BJ: YESSSS!
Adam: Barbara!
BJ: there’s…gonna… be… a..
good old fashioned wedding like they used to do Yemen, where the bride is young but still above the legal age of seven! When I finally say “I do” I’ll be alive and born anew! And I’ll be boring just like you! Oh boy, I’m on my way!
(To Adam and Barbara) See ya, suckers! You’re going to the netherworld.
Adam: No!
Lydia: Wait!
BJ: Yes, dear?
Lydia: you have to let me say goodbye.
BJ: make it snappy, I want cake.
Being dead sucks, rent me a tux, I want to look like a million bucks. BJ’s getting married!
Lydia: hey, beetlejuice. See ya sucker, Im going to the netherworld!
BJ: what?
Charles Lydia!
BJ:…okay, new plan, I’m just gonna kill everybody… (sung) today!
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Have a wonderful day!
12 сен 2024
