Google I/O 2018 keynote in 14 minutes 

AkIRA_22 we like taco

American's...

haha who needs health care when we have taco's!

TACO 🌮 > health

What's a "health care?"

Cody Oak SIRI might just be dead by now huh? 😂

Raul Rivero maybe but google gather more info with that and I dont like that

hey cortana ask alexa to ask goolge what the weather is like outside

I'm an iPhone user and I admit Siri is really, really stupid. Embarrasingly so.

Computer

Sabith Pkc Mnr lol IMAO - 2050

that Mm-hmm is so adorable . Whose voice is that ?

"Whose voice is that" This isn't Siri. It's not pre-recorded replies. It's deep learning analyzing many petabytes of recorded language and processing it to be able to reconstruct it artificially. Whose voice? Our voice. Everyone that Google has ever recorded.

wavenet

Sabith Pkc Mnr I

Google still hasn’t figured out how to manage and control text messaging

1984

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😂😂

Tacos is the food of the future 🌮

Aditya Sriram Agreed i enjoying these extended highlights.

Aditya Sriram, agreed!

Nice idea 😂

😂

Haha cool

Android Z: Your phone can now interact with other people's phones and make friends like that, so you can live peacefully in the matrix, while your phone lives for you.

release date please...

Casshern hysterical

you forgot about alexa

Tiffany Nguyen Alexa is alive and well. She even integrated with Cortana awhile back.

😂

Bixby-Did someone talk about assistants?

yeah, they nail those type, but others aren't that bad also

PNathan next level

next level spam calls incoming soon

scott nsiah ikr, my thoughts exactly

...Skynet is born

PNatha

adam salhi omg you are right

adam salhi Right. I'd also like a Samuel L. Jackson voice

Abdul a cursing Samuel L Jackson google assistant voice would be hilarious 😂😂

jalal majid Exactly what I had in mind 😂

they got john legend. Don't know why they left that out

Arya Jonathan HIMYM references

I hope there are lot of people who understands this meme.

Arya Jonathan hahaha

Arya Jonathan lol

APPLE: You pay more! and You pay more! Everyone poor, *I'M RICH*

man, I double checked the calendar. It's not the April 1st. That is nuts!

Humberto Neto I don’t see it working very well at all

Pravin Ramana: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lXUQ-DdSDoE.htmlm56s mind=blown

I have my doubts.

Humberto Neto but who use

Primarily Pluto verily

I was just thinking that !

This is but a small milestone in the history timeline of Google's path to world domination.

Primarily Pluto imagine 20 years from now

Was Google a search engine? Wow... You learn new things every day!

TopEvt it always has been!

Personally, I think this is a bit excessive tbh even though it is a huge step in AI advancements as that call only took about 30-40 seconds which can be expended even in someones very busy day. Moreover, where do we draw the line with this technology in terms of making phone calls with family or friends when it's not actually us? In terms of medical scenarios where the user is incapable of calling the emergency room or doctor, then the technology seems to have a place and may actually be useful but a hair salon appointment..doesnt seem very necessary.

"Ok Google, Call mom and inform her that Im going for a movie with friends and wont be able to talk until afterwards" How is that a bad thing? Ofcourse it has its own unique voice and not mimicking your own. I know it may be able to mimic our voices too, one day, but as long as its us making that choice, its fine.

Nahush Bhat that's fair if it wasn't possible to have a few seconds to call her and let her know or even message her instead. I think the point which you've made applies to more critical scenarios where it would put something detremental at risk such as a job or so where this would be a more than welcome addition. Hopefully this doesnt lead to people choosing not to speak to their close ones in the future because theres an easier and quicker option :p.

"Ok Google, call me Nut Burger from now on." "OK Google, make a reservation for Chili's at 7:00 tomorrow." "Hi, thanks for calling Chili's. How may I help you." "I would like to make a reservation for Nut Burger."

Dibyadarshan Pati nokia...

Dibyadarshan Pati the new ones aren't that bad

But ntn comes close to pixel

EJ Tech RIP Samsung 😓

Xiaomi

TheoDeo I think the joke is referring to the fact that he is a samsung user, in which case I feel his pain..

Tetri Volt Even worse... LG.

Yep us samsung users will have to wait. I don't mind my S8+ but these new features are pretty nice.

Already on the beta program right now #pixelornothing

tremot Nit of you have a google Pixel mate? Having a phone where the company designs the hardware and software is pretty amazing.

Samuel.ne :/ feelsbadman

there are actually already apps that do that lifehacker.com/5470697/fonolo-skips-automated-customer-service-phone-trees-now-on-iphone its pretty neat. the future I mean

Charles Eye good question

3 for Duplex

probably the device's default language if it's available in the automated menu

Looks like that.

It doesn’t think for itself, it’s just a disembodied voice of an AI that goes down a phrase map. If you say A then the AI says B and so on, it’s not thinking.

No, I don't think so. Here a quote from wikipedia on the Turing test: "Turing proposed that a human evaluator would judge natural language conversations between a human and a machine designed to generate human-like responses. The evaluator would be aware that one of the two partners in conversation is a machine, and all participants would be separated from one another. The conversation would be limited to a text-only channel such as a computer keyboard and screen so the result would not depend on the machine's ability to render words as speech.[2] If the evaluator cannot reliably tell the machine from the human, the machine is said to have passed the test." If you're honest, in case you know beforehand that one of the two conversationalists is a computer, you'd recognize it in the example in the video. HOWEVER, as the speech rendering should not be included in your decision, it might pass the test, but then again, it might have passed it already years ago.

I don't think so. They are trained for those specific scenario's.

tunkor So are we. Each decision we make is also dependent upon what we've learned, not much deviation. The problem I see with people's expectation of ai is that it's dangerously unrealistic, and is the precise reason why skynet will be born.

Calvin Zhang That's were you're wrong, kiddo

Calvin Zhang doesn't have ability? They're making closed source OS's, custom chips etc.

😂😂👌🏻

Calvin Zhang they can but don’t do it. Because protect privacy is priority.

TechPassion I think its more of Nokia's app instead of the Windows Phone itself, though these street view overlays are not new, but we got it better now because of added implementation of AR techniques, which wasn't much of a thing before. Shame that Microsoft just can't get head around consumers consistently and executed well on the mobile front, despite their capability. Oh well, at least some of the good things from them are now available to other platforms that most people use, which is a win-win.

KornKernel Hence why I mentioned the old Lumias in particular! ^^ But yeah, Windows Phones did have quite a number of things going for it! But being first to do something won't mean anything if the person who created it isn't gonna work on it. Right now Windows Phone feels abandoned by Microsoft, at least in my opinion, hence why I'm on Android now. I'm assuming you used a Windows Phone before too?

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought it looked familiar. Likewise, I'm also a former Lumia 720 user!

it was windows phones since it was on my m8 for windows

HERE Maps was pretty cool

Find My Phone will still function in shush presumably, and many people already put their phone on the table without leaving it

farfromsensible just said it was 'easier' not 'definite'. Chill out bro. Just a joke

It will probably have 2calls within 2mins to let the call through. Like on OnePlus phones and some other phones have similar

You could always add yourself as a starred contact so the phone will ring.

Andrew Markhus google used to own moto

VeryNuclear don't like it? Don't use it... SIMPLE!

Hahah good one 🤣

LOL 😂

Dennis Schmitz no its not. It's so amazing. How can you think that??

Scary cool!

But yeah, it could be utilized wrongly...

Thomas DeMers Name something that can't be abused or utilized incorrectly.

Thomas DeMers Yeah, I was thinking that at first, but changed my thoughts since the Assistant is configured only for certain actions like setting up an appointment in this case. You can't tell it what to say, and if you're thinking about prank or maybe even stalk calls, there's already voice changing technology for that 😉

TheoDeo Because it's incredibly invasive. With this Google knows more about you than you do yourself. I don't know if giving a private company that much power is a good idea. I think the technology is amazing but there certainly are some worrying elements to it.

We're all basically putting bugs in our homes, cars, offices, everywhere. It's all voluntary too. Crazy, 20 years ago (even 10!) people would be trippin if they knew what we would become.

John Smith well I'm not important so it's fine

John Smith sadly we are all creatures of habit which is why AI learning is accelerating so quickly in this area. It just goes to show how much information Google knows about you. Law enforcement must be very very happy! Ditto for hackers.

In the end youre gonna die , it does not matter .

great right?

If u can afford it.

You your phone and .....google

The problem is that computers are better than us can do calculations much more faster so the most logical decision is to let them do the works we can't do. Now they are only replacing simple jobs but once they get smarter there will be almost no need for us working. I hate that idea but is possible that in the next 100 years there will be almost no need for even programmers because they will be able to program themselves even better than we did

iancs all I’m waiting for is hardware design that actually competes with the likes of Samsung and Apple. I really want to try a Pixel too

Sucker

iancs nice bait

Bye Privacy 👋

Capitaine Haddock lol that moment when you realise android p is way more secure than your ishit.. 😂😂

I'm fine with this AI helping out with medical related stuff but if it is gonna make entire conversations and maybe even RECORD them then I'm out.

agreed.

Oh we're just now really getting started. Wait another 10 years and you'll feel like today was some distance point in the past.

INDroid hot singles near you!

Soon people's heads will have their Facebook profile above it

Satyam Kumar Siri is such trash. I wish I had google assistant on my iPhone X

George Geeyen aah my good friend, you can download it. Look it up in the istore.

Siri won't ever get as advanced as Google Assistant. It's because Apple doesn't know that much about you. It's a matter of privacy.

Siri after this: Should I search for images of spaghetti?

siri : i don't know how to respond to that

Candi Soda it's the AI

100% synthetic. The person on the salon's side is talking to a computer.

they passed the Turing test with that call.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it used a voice bank though.

The voice sounds more natural than those 6 robot-sounding voices shown earlier in the video, so I'd say this is just illustrative. I'd like to see a real demo though.

Conor Reay source?

The rise of machine learning is in part thanks to big Data. Without Data it may take decades to replicate the same results. Understand that machines are building models from your interaction with it and learning from those interaction. Humans are not looking at your particular interaction, your definition of privacy is insufficient given the context.

They literally knew everything about you already. What's the point eh. That's the reason Google is free and you pay with your data privacy

Chrissel L exactly.

Giving your face away to apple is more private .

Phil ip No extra charges. Only your network normal charges.

I mean, a business will be able to pay google to ensure the assistant will phone them when someone requests that service.

Phil ip good point. 'I want pizza' ....'calling pizza-hut'

It will probably just ask you or just choose the nearest option.

X88X yeah - I agree. Right now, if you say "take me to a hair salon," it'll ask"which one?" And provide a list of options. I don't see why it'd be any different now

Is that a joke? If not then Can I have your credit card info and your social security number?

PyrexVII ' when a dictator comes in power you will ask for privacy, and you won’t get any, you will live in N Korea status

GLR - The US under Trump is bad enough ;)

GLR If we live under NKorea, then privacy would be the last thing I'm worried about.

Dominik Lynton Sir I'm afraid that you don't know what you are saying. Economy is BOOMING right now. www.investopedia.com/trump/

no. it just pays attention for 8 seconds and then goes back to normal. you can also disable this feature. you still must say hey google or okay google for the first request though.

Eric Waweru is google they always capture it:

Brian Green if that's the case can you please explain how when I go to the Google settings and look back at my voice notes it also manages to record the hey Google part of my voice note if it was not recording before I said it. (Not trying to be rude just curious)

JadoPlays it does record. It just deletes audio it doesn't need if you haven't called for the assistant.

Eric Waweru recording doesnt mean storing data so it doesnt really matter Even when it only uses “hey google”, it also has to record everything you say to know when you say it Adter it is recorded, it is checked whether you are requesting the service or not, after thats done, the recording is disposed

You're lying it's actually 13:58

Michael Narlidis actually you're lying it's 13:59

Michael Narlidis it actually 13:59

THE VERGE EXPOSED

Ethan Sanchez no, youtube adds a second to every video, so its 13:58

SlippyFox nope, the code is buggy af google saying they need around 10 to 20 years to perfect it

I didn't say it would happen right away. But if you think it wont happen then you are deluded.

10 to 20 years to perfect it ? Are you joking or what ? Why would they announce this and then make a statement like that.

Akram Choudhary because its true as many developers have known for tine

SlippyFox as a programmer i know that true artifical consciousness is impossible

They are collecting everything you ask from Google, everything you point your phone's camera at, they know what is in your home, what you eat, what you drink, what's in your home, what you like/dislike, what you think...

See 2:43 ⚠️

"Isn't it annoying for us that you need to say 'Hey Google' every time before we can listen in and monetise your conversation? Now, we won't have to wait for you to say 'Hey Google' every time. We call this 'continued data mining'." That would have been more honest.

Every single new predictive feature they show here is reliant on collecting your data in new ways.

why are y'all complaining? you have a Gmail account lmao clearly you don't care about your privacy you're just acting like you do to look cool on the internet lol

Well, not everything is free

JamoWaffleSponge - This isn’t an Amish farm conference.

probably.

Alex Hein It already is at certain things. A human will never be able to beat an AI at chess now for example.

MrManBuzz well my friend beat the ai at chess.

Alex Hein I can't tell if that comment is being facetious or you're young and naive or what but you're wrong. An AI will never lose to a human at chess now if it's playing to win. Hell that's been true since the late 1990s.

Ghost In The Shell is set in 2029. Co-incidence?

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I do too but also all of this is just more ways for Google to collect data about you to sell to companies and profit or use to control more of our lives tbh. Amazon is doing something similar

@@123rtXd don't use youtube or Google or Amazon then.