@@hauntedhistoricparanormal yeah I know that's why I said that lol but I said it like that because Im pretty sure they know and they were making a jokeand i was making a joke to their joke.
"why is there a twilight book in the sink" she asks after eating some weirdly cooked meal after walking in on her boyfriend and a goat pissing in a kitchen covered in foil
Like blowing brown sugar out of a window, setting your food on fire, running at and then hugging his oven, and didn't he try to fight his fridge at one time
I love how he interacts with us (the camera) knowing its gonna make the video so much better. Sometimes i feel like i can smell his food too. It never smells good.
TRUE LOVE, HEFTY WALLET, MANY LAUGHS, NEVER BORED, GREAT MUSICIAN.(just noticed caps being on... cant bother redoing it. caps is cruisecontrol for coOoOoOl....
Just watching you put the axe spray on launched me back to 5th grade when we had PE with the 6th graders. My school had to make a few rules saying you: 1. Couldn’t bring perfume/body spray 2. Could only bring deodorant 3. Any deodorant you wanted to put on, you had to go outside in a group with a teacher Everyone felt like we were suffocating in boy stench and testosterone. The guys would put so much on because they thought it made them hot when all it did was make girls wanna stay away from them so they could breathe😂
I didn’t put body spray on during high school but I did put on cologne one day. A girl I’ve known for about a decade by that point grabbed me from behind just to smell what kind of cologne I was wearing
That's normal for goats to ram their heads into stuff, and I can promise you they doo regurgitate food from their stomachs to chew it up again, it's cool that you have goats too😊
11:37 Garlic is often used as a natural supplement for goats and is believed to have a number of potential benefits. Some people use garlic as a natural dewormer, as it is thought to help control intestinal parasites in goats. Garlic may also help improve the immune system and prevent respiratory infections in goats. Additionally, garlic is sometimes used to improve the taste of feed and stimulate appetite in goats. However, it is important to note that garlic should not be the sole treatment for any health issue in goats. It should always be used in conjunction with proper veterinary care and a balanced diet. Additionally, too much garlic can be harmful to goats, so it should be used in moderation. It's always best to consult with a veterinarian before introducing any new supplement to your goats' diet.
This is my absolute favorite video of yours! "Lest he get the strawberry again". I totally lost it at that point and we hadn't even gotten through the intro😂😂😂
*Original Pie Recipe (don't need to read):* For the crust: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Crush the cookies until they're fine crumbs. Pour the melted butter over the top and stir with a fork to combine. Press into a pie pan and bake until set, 5 to 7 minutes. Remove from the oven and allow to cool completely. For the filling: Beat the peanut butter with the cream cheese until smooth. Add the powdered sugar and beat until smooth. Add in the thawed whipped topping and beat until smooth, scraping the sides as needed. Pour the filling into the crust, evening out the top with a knife or spatula. Chill for at least an hour before serving. Cook’s Note Warning: This is ultra, ultra-rich. Cut small slivers-your guests will thank you! *Pie Recipe once translated:* He was buried in the skin. Preheat the oven to 350 ° C. Press until the bread is baked. Pour in the melted butter and mix with the crumbs. put in a cup and cook for 5-7 minutes, stirring occasionally. Remove from oven and dry completely. Add soil and salt to taste. Add flour and sugar and mix well. Add lamb if needed. Wipe with a cap in a spatula or spatula. Change clothes 1 hour before eating. the Chef says: PART. Big Little: Thank you, my friend.
Having a goat in your kitchen isn’t crazy I do it all the time (I’m actually serious I have a baby goat living in the house plus the grown ones will come inside for captain crunch)
The best part is that none of the things Brandon does surprises anyone, we are just in hysterics with a slight amount of concern for everyone involved🤣🤣🤣
This man makes so much effort and this guy never stops making me laugh so hard, he should be known as youtube's most hilarious guy ever! fucking hell i love him
I just can’t cook too well and the kitchen would be destroyed as soon as I walk in it- I’ve already broken 3 can openers by touching them when they worked before I did- had to get a mechanical one- thankfully it still works- surprised my mom could eat my salmon croquettes 💀
Okay so I have to tell you, I work in a lab using live cells and every time I put them in the incubator I tell them they're going to do great... because of your Google translate videos
This is so obscure but Gloria saying "you sit next to me and I mean forever" is a quote from Louise in Bob's Burgers! "Nat, you sit next to me and I mean forever." I love Bob's and I love Gloria for quoting it!
Brandon needs to make a video like this with comments about Gloria like that and then do a raw reaction video with Gloria because the behind the scenes and Gloria's reaction to some of this would be awesome. also if autumn was there too! Love your content Brandon keep going!
omg this was so great! morpheus was the star of the show this time, sorry brandon!, and your girlfriend/wife was adorable as well! love your videos! you make me laugh so hardcore every time!
Twilight wasn’t the best series but it still hurt my soul to see a new book be destroyed… it shook me to my core, but worth it for one of Brandon’s videos.
I swear I love how much you guys just gel with your humor. Gloria just going along with it all honestly just makes it even more funny. Also, she is already such a mom being super impressed at poopies
Farris, you have activated my boyfriend’s Siri speaker and she has set a timer for 23 hours. Now she wont let me turn it off. 😂 I might have to thank you for this unintentional prank or leave the state and change my name.
@@susansewall6632 Bahahhahaa! My Son normally watches Brandon with me. He just wasn't really paying attention this time. He is familiar with Brandon's shenanigans.
Now THAT was a hot mess unlike any hot mess I have ever seen! Brandon has officially reached 'next level'! I'm not sure exactly how they aren't so sick all the time from tasting all of his randomness. Maria Gloria is a perfect match for him, because she puts up with, and even participates and engages in Brandon's silliness! I love them together!
