Google Translate Sings: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson 

Malinda Kathleen Reese great video💗💗

Malinda Kathleen Reese SAUCE

Malinda Kathleen Reese Happy Halloween too 🎃

I have been loving the sneak peek on patreon so much that o downloaded it to my phone so I can later put into my Spotify playlist lol I loved the video just as much

This was hilarious, as always! Great job Mindy! XD. ...I don't know why I just said that.

Ana Zakidalskaya With a hint of erotica.

Ana Zakidalskaya How did you do that??

Lindsay Crosser *Asterisks*

I always thought of it as a romantic song about watching a zombie movie.

😂

Sounds about right

Makes sense

Well, moonlight is sunlight, if you want to get specific.

@@GuitarGuy057 😳😳😳

@@jeohranalfhir8366 Use your big boy words. I do not speak hieroglyphics.

@@GuitarGuy057 r/woosh jkjkjk

@@Cupcakkes2girlsand1cup Woosh would imply you're being smarter than me. This is incorrect.

I didn’t come here for you to call me out but ok 😂😂😂😂

Me being a teenager that's not in a goth phase: 👁👄👁

@@pupperssong4778 Me being a teenager in a Mario phase:

@@_-onidaacca-_9371 this was me before and this is still true

Google Translate is Bernie Sanders confirmed.

why do you love it when it just translates to a synonym? it isn't that exciting....

we all knew that tho

Lmao same

Well, most CEOs are full of sh◆t, so…

That's because you didn't hug her back!

Virgil: No don't hug me, I'm scared.

I died from day

Then you sit naked. I mean, what the hell?

@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma WAIT WHAT

You left out the fact that pines are alien.

Yes. Yes indeed. But also space terrorists and all of us dying

Also drunk animals... that too

Minecraft Maniacs but its impossible to die so... how does that work? XD

Oh..... riiiiiiiighhhht...... uhhhhm

I know, i wouldn't mind paying to see her at a concert!

And how she switches from being goth to badass to wholesome in moments

pfft seems I'm back

"happiness is bad"!

She has another, more serious account

Casey Boyack "HAPPINESS. *IS.* *_BAD._* "

"This is the CEO in the air"

"The animal is drunk"

"He is sitting naked."

*Then enter the condoms eye into the body*

So a Drow elf and a Wood elf...

I'd go with a cheerleader with personality conflicts, teen fever and political correctness.

and the goth is an animal rights activist

Why can’t it be a cheerleader hippie?

Enemies to friends to lovers au

Exactly

Also, in the moonlight is in the sun ☀️ what

this is thriller, thriller night turned into it's a beautiful and beautiful day

😂🤣

my social anxiety

Oop-

lol

My two moods when talking to my friends:

Bipolar much

Yes...Hiw we feel after 10 seconds of talking to your friends

Luna this definitely means Karens are probably forty years old

Hey. Don't blame MY generation. I blame the boomers.😜

2:08 "A 40-year old girl would kick your ass!"

@@seantheshimp5296 don’t say their name aloud. They’re coming! Don’t let them speak to my non existent manager!

@@baileyryan6958 I thought she said, "A 40-year old girl would be ridiculous." lol

This comment in two words: Very underrated

This is true

This is why you should eat some meat sometimes.

I actually know a bipolar vegan and this is actually not completely inaccurate?

Ikr

"Parents fear your face!" was told to Rosemary's baby.

@@jonathasmarques5725 this is an underrated comment

She’s been waiting there since she was 20

@@singingofsilver The restaurant was already burned down by the society of Karens by then

It's been 80 long years

and still, she waits

it ganggarita

This is wonderful, this is funny

And no one cares about wild animals

Lol, well, I must have been living my life all wrong before now.

deeeeeeeep

...mkay?

I don't know if you know Just Between Us (if you don't go check them out, they're awesome), but this sentence makes me think of Allison SO MUCH.

Blueberry. Blackberry.

INGY

It's like that one friend who tries to stay positive despite everything crumbling around them. 😂😂

I think this was in reference to half of the piece that Was 'cheerful' in nature. The other half was rather morose.

Pramheda Good luck with that

Welp just saying... Mom knows best

Maybe it will make your parents fear your face.

Lol XD

sólveig Diðriksdóttir happiness is also the opposite of depression and bad is the opposite of good by the transitive property depression is good

Didn't know my depression is google translate lol

Look at Polish priest Natanek XDDD

Lmao

Me in 3 words.

I wish I could 'Thumbs Up' this comment ten more times! I can't stop laughing!

Jaely12344 truth be told, I didn't even know it had likes until I saw your comment, thank you for the update

i was bored so i translated your comment into many different languajes and this is the result: This is the greatest story in history

Jpinturo radiator23 sounds about right

Glad I could help! :) Yeah Comments have Likes, just as the Videos do. The more likes a comment has, the longer it stays at the top of the comment pile. (Unless it Highlighted by the one that owns the channel. I guess then it will stay at the top anyway.) So, If anyone Likes something, just press the THUMBS UP. that's right under the comment; to show you like what they wrote! And don't forget to give Malinda a THUMBS UP on her Videos. They are just awesome and highly deserves all the THUMBS UP we can give her!

yes

No I did too because it makes no sense lol 😂😂

uhhhh, did anybody else think of something else?

C,,, CONDOMS HAVE EYES?!

@@artisticalex1206 condoms get slipped on a dude's [REDACTED] and goes inside a woman's [REDACTED] when the man has and an [REDACTED] but the condom prevents the [REDACTED] from impregnating the women

0-100

Just Some Random Person I laughed when she sung that part

Seconds*

0-1000000000 in 2 secs

Zoé Clos lololololololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

Zoé Clos don’t forget the lasers gliding on cats.

It's even funnier when you think about it that way lol :)

Google Translate understands the concept of movies.

Colm Saunders nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnnnomnnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnnomnomn

Colm Saunders "Ummm popcorn nom nom nom" 😆

You mean Coco?

*sings* Hello~Darkness my old friend. I've come to talk with you again.

@@sakurafan771 Because a vision softly creeping left its seeds while I was sleeping...

But the witch Thiana Gian seems to be a nice sky.

I mean she missed the opportunity to use this kitten 2.bp.blogspot.com/-aXAOahDaETY/UfLx7LO-OtI/AAAAAAAAEjU/MPHSz3YBOI0/s640/Cute+Black+Cat+Wallpaper+6.jpg

Hey, dark, hi!

Six Winged Phoenix Wolf I was done at "popcorn" part😂

Dark Emperor Gamer time stamp?

Lucky Clover 4:17 ?

I don’t see why your confused. It seems straight forward

@@mysticdragonwolf89 nO-

cool

Your cat isn't orange anymore.

@@ceski3255 its lemon. *And my sense of humor is perfect.*

@@supersaturn4742 How can a lemon be so dark? ;-;

@@supersaturn4742 It's just a lemon.

I eat, Jon, it's what I do.

Logic.

She's right. The song can't decide whether to be dark, happy or just plain informative about death and saving animals. XD

Don't worry, it's just the rough draft of the song.

barbaro267 The song is just so random.

OMG! a Merlin fan! Hello!!!

Hello fellow Merlin fan!! :D

also: "it is a beautiful beautiful day" definently is, and no birds are singing and no flowers are blooming this time.

ok one more: "the animal is drunk" are you sure *the animal* is?

Lol

Happiness is bad.

Google hates happiness got it

GT: Happiness? Ok! Actually, how about *Death.*

Yay death.

Random Giraffe 😂😂

The sun was playing

@@yurivillanueva9337 The animal is drunk

@@jentonlarry3619 to form a space terrorist,and how are you ?😀

@@catfish1616 The spirit did not come! Seeing eye dogs before...

Zosia Badaczewska yus

Thriller: “hiding under the moonlight” Google translate: “hiding under the sunlight”

Google logic!

*LoGiC*

The G.T. A.I. just got done watching _Eyes Wide Shut_ and let that affect her.

popcorn

Out animal cruelty

1:55

We should all think about women that are thinking.

Eh, close enough.

I will smite you. Am I the only one who thought of the trials of Apollo?

about a *woman* who is thinking.*

R.I.P 😂

@@Weeee439 BYE-------

Offf se mai intanmpla

I do too. I can't see how Romania got translated and from what language...

It's very inaccurate to even itself.

BiPolar Translate

OK now I want to hear a G.T. version of _Sunshine Day_ from *The Brady Kids*

That weird obsession over geese and uterus XD

The demons hang around the toaster i guess...

Demons snack on pop tarts. Gotta keep their energy up in case of a fortuitous possession.

This may sound crazy, but I have a theory: Demons live in Hell, Hell is associated with fire, fire is hot, and what device heats things from the sides? The toaster. Coincidence?

@@edslushie570 you are the new Albert Einstein.

Think of what that poor defenseless slice of bread is thinking. It is being held in place and tortured to death by hot coils.

Sorry for seeming like a spam comment right now. Can you make a collab emma blackerry by translating one of her songs? I got the idea from the part “blueberry, blackberry”.

achu11th I've been watching her for over two years, so these videos don't confuse me anymore

^^^^^^^^^ 666 likes...

Shane the Stegosaurus well dang, 3 more likes in 1 day..? And thank you.

I was gonna comment that, but I forgot what line it was.

I translated your comment: "My father was very interested in cinema. One day when I was playing a big event, I started making music. He turned around and gave me a video clip "

@@saskia4219 omgggg

@@saskia4219 "My dad loves movies and expects him to play the day I start singing, so I don't want his heart laughing at me."

@@fogtheghost "My dad loves movies and expects me to play the day he starts singing, so his heart doesn't want to make me laugh."

@@ajd508a My father likes to play movies, looks for men and women and doesn't laugh.

Hellchen777 Yeah XD

AWEtistic no this is the BPD version of thriller; the song was literally splitting. Thank God I'm not boarderline I'd rather be an Aspie

ANTIJPUG I am an Aspie and the only problem is that you're happen to live in a world that is designed by neurotypicals. The common thing is both autistic people and people with BPD have to live with extreme high levels of stress. I'm still thankful I am not borderline, it must be so tough.

So true 😂😂

AWEtistic yep

Amazing.

Karen will not stop

So the prophecy WAS true!

When i first watched this i thought the exact thing

I'm only 39!! (And yes, my name really is Keren. With an 'e'. :D )

P O P C O R N

Bill Castello it's impossible to die

Haha

To Bill Castello: but, as said death is impossible!

Blackberry, blueberry..

Chloe Eaton How on Earth did half of this stuff translate to what it did? It's just how Google translate is

Night translates to day..

The same way that "And there's nowhere left to run" turns into "Popcorn." #JustGoogleTranslateThings

The moon is the sun

and You close your eyes became Open your eyes. For this one, Google translate became Google antonym

Wow 69 likes

Good thanks. How are you?

Loose ee, im loose too.

I’m well, thank you for asking. How are you?

Oh how the tables have tabled!

Oh how the turntables...

The Darkness is a kitten

Literally the comment I was looking for hahaha

DUN DUN DUN!!!!! Yes, indeed.

yeah man xD

Mother Knows Best is one of them. I don't know which is better

What about gradually watermelon?

Oh... You should see the Havana one...

Some Random C

Even space terrorists?

Ashna Nadesan that long 4 alien

Some Random Cat I'm the 500 like!

I disliked you 😁.

I love Popcorn!

U know Michael loves his popcorn!!!! 😂😆

Have fun! And enjoy being sunny in the day!

OH MY GOD I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED!

Do you watch Hyanna's videos? Because that profile picture is made by Hyanna! *u*

EROTIC EXCITEMENT!

Im Flare Yup! ^^ She gave me permission to use it, so don't think I'm an art thief or anything.

Kirai The Skele-cat so do I! , I was born there, not living there now tho xd

:))))

Is it true that it's killer

I live in Romania

@@itz_ashane6886 No

I did!

I totally did. :D Hugs are the best! Even if they're actually screen hugs. :P

I did

i was too busy being a space terrorist created by a drunk animal

Sending virtual hugs! ^-^

Next candidate for an interview with Siri.

???

I think we need better sex education classes in school...

*sparkle* *sparkle*

emily's world Wowza

The Rainbow lord sniff *

muhammad shazad "The man's sitting naked.."

Dream Cookie so we can conclude that he's alive, since the dead began to put on beautiful clothes... 🤔

Karen is the 40 year old girl

Fun fact: Michael had an actual friend named Karen 😆

Keren*

Fine, but what was that about the space alien condom, and how is Keren/Karen involved? Well, I guess if Karen and the space alien like it....

Karen is the intelligent and moody COMPUTER-WIFE of plankton in spongebob. That cannot be a coincidence.....