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GOP Pretends T**** Isn't Racist | Ukraine Takes Back Territory After Russia's Annexation 

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@RR-qr8on
@RR-qr8on 2 года назад
Anyone still Remember trump said he would not help the state which did not vote for him?
@kellidinit3725
@kellidinit3725 2 года назад
Or give pandemic relief to any Democrat run cities….
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 года назад
*They're not my people.*
@carsondees7175
@carsondees7175 2 года назад
Shut up you like where we are at ? Lol democrats are the worst do your research read a book republicans freed slaves
@ScottishRoyal1
@ScottishRoyal1 2 года назад
He said ALOT of vile scummy things. Truly an evil pervert.
@dwaugh2215
@dwaugh2215 2 года назад
or let the forest fires burn california?
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 2 года назад
Remember when Ron DoucheSantis voted against federal aid for the victims of hurricane Sandy? Yes? So do I.
@blackdove5940
@blackdove5940 2 года назад
Remember when Andrew Cuomo killed thousands of senior citizens with COVID during covid rather than accept aid from Trump .
@laubowiebass
@laubowiebass 2 года назад
True . These people are the worst , and their voters have no memory and no idea .
@nicholasmurray936
@nicholasmurray936 2 года назад
Love it... DoucheSantis... Lol.
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc 2 года назад
Voters will be taking their thoughts and prayers to the polls in Florida. If DeSatan allows them to.
@chriswright8114
@chriswright8114 2 года назад
Pepperidge Farm remembers.....
@iruskas
@iruskas 2 года назад
As a Ukrainian I tear up every time I hear the audience cheer for Ukrainian soldiers 🇺🇦 Thank you! Glory to the Heroes!
@Cilantrchef
@Cilantrchef 2 года назад
I met a former Ukrainian solder here in AZ. He was at our food pantry he showed photos of his regimen. He cried as he recounted the current images and his own. Fight. It brought me to tears. The idea that men women. And children are losing their lives because of the whim and need for power by a mad man. We will share that fate if the GOP come to power in the U S
@vyrdera
@vyrdera 2 года назад
I cannot cheer for the nation but but my entire soul does. I pray for your nations sovereignty and peace✌️
@forgenorman3025
@forgenorman3025 2 года назад
Your people are strong and resilient in the face of a monster clinging desperately to power and his life. It is my hope someday to visit your beautiful country and learn more about your history and culture. Slava Ukraini!
@greenderp
@greenderp 2 года назад
yeah because you know theyre all white lol
@michaelschweigart3517
@michaelschweigart3517 2 года назад
Bless-ed Be to you and your people's 🇺🇦🇺🇲
@skunkrat01
@skunkrat01 2 года назад
How dare you Stephen! Beaker and Dr Honeydew's love is pure. It could never produce such a creature as Mitch McConnell.
@jenna6149
@jenna6149 2 года назад
You know kids rebel against their parents values.
@yogadr6
@yogadr6 2 года назад
So. You. Thought!!
@geekdivaherself
@geekdivaherself 2 года назад
_Thank_ you. I am so glad somebody else had the guts to say it! However - lab accident involving the two? Now, _that_ I could buy....
@thebasketballhistorian3291
@thebasketballhistorian3291 2 года назад
Colbert usually goes all out with his McConnell "looks like" jokes but I felt he was kinder this time as Mitch was a victim of Trump's death threat and racist words towards his wife. Also, the crowd didn't instantly boo McConnell's picture (as they usually do) as they already knew about the news.
@skunkrat01
@skunkrat01 2 года назад
@@thebasketballhistorian3291 that's a great point. Hadn't noticed it, but on second watch, you're right.
@IAmSuzyQ
@IAmSuzyQ 2 года назад
If you voted against Trump in 2020, then please vote against the 2022 midterm candidates who support him! Trump may not be on the ballot but Trumpism will be. 🇺🇸 *VOTE BLUE IN '22!* 🇺🇸
@kathybyerly7904
@kathybyerly7904 2 года назад
I'm voting blue 22
@blackdove5940
@blackdove5940 2 года назад
I'm sorry , team blue has gaslit the country for years now on everything, it's their fault everything is screwed . Voting for blue at this point is a vote for more failure in everything. It's foolish.
@IAmSuzyQ
@IAmSuzyQ 2 года назад
@@kathybyerly7904 👍
@barbaralamprecht5784
@barbaralamprecht5784 2 года назад
Philadelphia
@Hirnlego999
@Hirnlego999 2 года назад
If a coup effort and the Christian Taliban can't make Americans try to make the Republican party close to extinction then something is truly and utterly wrong
@cryssiLOVE
@cryssiLOVE 2 года назад
Ya know, with so much change over the last few years, it's almost comforting to hear the "I like him because he says what he means" crowd still trying to pull the "That's not what he meant!" card.
@tonapittman
@tonapittman 2 года назад
Yes, and invoking the "hope" card, years after mocking the left for having it! 😆
@notchomomma239
@notchomomma239 2 года назад
They think Nazism is the new red.
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 года назад
It's obviously not what he meant. What Trump always means is "waaaaaaa, change my diaper, waaaaaa, i'm butt hurt, waaaaaa, my ego got bruised." He's just a big baby, throwing tantrums whenever things don't go exactly his way.
@nenmaster5218
@nenmaster5218 2 года назад
@@tonapittman I thought about it and if you have Parents or Grandparents who watch Fox-News or Children who watch R-cists like Ben Shapiro, and they start to wonder 'Ok, if Systemic-Racism isnt real, then why are Blacks falling behind? Could it be they are just inherently worse??', then show them the History-Videos and Racism-Videos of 'Some More News' and 'Knowing Better' as well as the 1 Cuba-Video of 'Second Thought'. The Jim-Crow-Video of SMN literally adresses Racism-ITSELF and how people can break free from it. It breaks Tunnelveision and clears-up Myths.
@tonygrowley5275
@tonygrowley5275 2 года назад
Yeah, it's hard to believe that some people are so stupid, they still like trump!
@LadyDoomsinger
@LadyDoomsinger 2 года назад
Putin: "I call dibs on Ukraine forever!" Ukraine: "That's not how dibs works."
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 года назад
@Van Bus 👈Last Fart
@camillemayers103
@camillemayers103 2 года назад
Putin is akin to a r-pist. Ukraine: No means no!😳
@Kamamura2
@Kamamura2 2 года назад
Well, first who called dibs on Ukraine was John Brannan, director of the CIA, who organized personally the Maidan uprising in 2014. All the rest including the war is just a consequence.
@michaelboyce9373
@michaelboyce9373 2 года назад
Stop Trolling.
@robertspencer6320
@robertspencer6320 2 года назад
You can thank the us for the current war going on
@lifeamotha3975
@lifeamotha3975 2 года назад
Whether you think good or bad about Biden we know he won't be throwing paper towels at storm victims.
@robertspencer6320
@robertspencer6320 2 года назад
Bidens still trying to figure out how to get out of bed
@TheDanorte
@TheDanorte 2 года назад
Can't believe that actually happened in the first place. It's literally like Idiocracy. He even was a character in WWE. Is this even real life?
@amyreynolds3619
@amyreynolds3619 2 года назад
@@robertspencer6320 , and yet the twice impeached disgraced FORMER president can't hold a water bottle or fold an umbrella 🤔 🙄. Drink your covfefe and eat your hamberders dear.
@CSpad
@CSpad 2 года назад
Also won't be making up his own path of a hurricane with a sharpie
@kirkmarshall2853
@kirkmarshall2853 2 года назад
@@robertspencer6320 stop conflating Biden with your mom
@uribensh
@uribensh 2 года назад
Glory to Ukraine - Glory to the brave Ukrainian soldiers
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 2 года назад
Ron DeathSantis: No federal aid for victims of hurricane Sandy! Ron DeathSantis after hurricane Ian: Please, please, evil president, we need federal aid!
@wonkothesane8691
@wonkothesane8691 2 года назад
If Governor De Santis had not requested federal aid, what would you be saying? By the way, he voted against the Hurricane Sandy package because it was loaded up with pork-barrel spending that had nothing to do with the needed relief, and would have been a big benefit to the Politicians who wanted the package passed. You know, "Never let a crisis go to waste." Especially, if it can make you a few million.
@tinkerstrade3553
@tinkerstrade3553 2 года назад
Florida Leaders: No money for Hurricane Sandy. America: Then no money for Florida. "Vote stupidly, pay the price."
@andreaslundberg2978
@andreaslundberg2978 2 года назад
@@wonkothesane8691 I agree he did the correct thing by requesting federal aid. The claim that the Hurricane Sandy relief was filled with "pork" is a lie of course but that's how the GOP operates nowadays.
@karltodd7313
@karltodd7313 2 года назад
@@wonkothesane8691 it was not read the damb bill !!!
@wonkothesane8691
@wonkothesane8691 2 года назад
@@karltodd7313: I did.
@atiredfloridian777
@atiredfloridian777 2 года назад
Thanks for your thoughts Stephen, you're clearly thinking of us more than our governor who... is potato. He certainly isn't an orange, he's too sour and he's defintely not sweet.
@talscorner3696
@talscorner3696 2 года назад
And definitely not improving, even if fried
@AbstractM0use
@AbstractM0use 2 года назад
Trump is one of those oranges you get out of season and it's not juicy, is bitter/sour and full of seeds.
@Trund27
@Trund27 2 года назад
I’m so sorry for what you guys in Florida are going through.
@LoveMusic-pd5iz
@LoveMusic-pd5iz 2 года назад
@@AbstractM0use Great One!! :)
@leighhunt6331
@leighhunt6331 2 года назад
Admitted leftists that can be associated with known Democrats say things like that.
@michaelmcmullen7613
@michaelmcmullen7613 2 года назад
No fair Stephen you have to let us finish laughing at the first joke before you start a new one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nenmaster5218
@nenmaster5218 2 года назад
HOW TO BEAT R-CISM? I thought about it and if you have Parents or Grandparents who watch Fox-News or Children who watch Ben Shapiro, and they start to wonder 'Ok, if Systemic-Racism isnt real, then why are Blacks falling behind? Could it be they are just inherently worse?', then show them the History-Videos and Racism-Videos of 'Some More News' and 'Knowing Better' as well as the 1 Cuba-Video of 'Second Thought'. The Jim-Crow-Video of SMN literally adresses Racism-ITSELF and how people can break free from it. It breaks Tunnelveision and clears-up Myths.
@robvangessel3766
@robvangessel3766 2 года назад
Florida GOP: "We don't believe in socialism! Our civilians can look after themselves. Self-sufficiency and some paddles is all they need to steer their homes in the water. We don't need your stinkin' Commie money, FEMA! Oh, btw, if you COULD see your way, we DO have a few corporations that could use some bail out money. Our CEOs need bonuses to deal with rising travel expenses."
@donaldwilliams4161
@donaldwilliams4161 2 года назад
I was wondering if Florida GOP would vote against helping their citizens. Pathetic!
@RomeGod177
@RomeGod177 2 года назад
Sounds like North Korea to me
@EvieDoesYouTube
@EvieDoesYouTube 2 года назад
@@RomeGod177 In what sense?
@bigjess1644
@bigjess1644 2 года назад
What's really sad is their voters will continue to vote for them. The GOP fuels their fear and hate for their fellow man and that's all they need.
@eelnoops5200
@eelnoops5200 2 года назад
@@RomeGod177 North Korea doesn't have the money, and if they did, they wouldn't use it to provide relief.
@IAmSuzyQ
@IAmSuzyQ 2 года назад
A tale of 2 Presidents' hurricane responses... Biden: “I've directed that every possible action be taken to save lives and get help to survivors. Because every single minute counts. It's not just a crisis for Florida. This is an American crisis. We're all in this together.” Trump: "Whose boat is this boat?"
@y_fam_goeglyd
@y_fam_goeglyd 2 года назад
T$$$$ "Hurricane? What hurricane? I'll give them paper towels. The best paper towels."
@jasonjimerson7046
@jasonjimerson7046 2 года назад
Classic.
@curbmassa
@curbmassa 2 года назад
And paper towels. Remember that?
@katsong3302
@katsong3302 2 года назад
mango mussilini: what if we drop a nuke in it?
@kaiza6467
@kaiza6467 2 года назад
Trump: “I don’t feel like sending aid to the states that didn’t vote for me.”
@susanfisher3655
@susanfisher3655 2 года назад
Please please PLEASE...never quit this show. Stephen. Laughter IS the best medicine 💊
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 2 года назад
Loved how Rick Scott stuttered and sputtered, then lies.
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 2 года назад
It’s what they know!
@mrwascallyt9865
@mrwascallyt9865 2 года назад
.. and then the 5th the snake knows a lot about that too
@powell4661
@powell4661 2 года назад
Rickhead's head was about to explode
@starscarrednyx
@starscarrednyx 2 года назад
Omfg I lost it at that McConnell Muppets image 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
@rebeccaainslie4637
@rebeccaainslie4637 2 года назад
The two old guys in the balcony should be doing commentary on Congress! They'd be spot on with every comment!
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 2 года назад
@@rebeccaainslie4637 Wouldn't be fair. I'm pretty sure they are in the senate. 😉
@techfoolcasey4348
@techfoolcasey4348 2 года назад
It's gonna make some hits on rule 34, pronhub. Eek.
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 года назад
@Van Bus 👈Last Fart
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 2 года назад
@Van Bus - *reported*
@patricialyons491
@patricialyons491 2 года назад
OMG! Stephen is so fucking funny here! Totally spot on his game! I am so grateful for his Magic Touch of comedic timing, true Wit, gifts of sarcastism, satarization, & slapstick. He's got it all & more, buckets of energy, a huge charisma, true talent with a Huge Heart! With his astute, sharp, intelligence, his natural actor's skills, Stephen Colbert has given me reprieve from the daily news to the extent that, I must now Bow Down to the Master of the Ed Sullivan Theatre. And to the best host of late night comedy since Johnny Carson! And, he's Catholic! Thank you so much for this morning's dose of full belly laughs! My favorite way to start the day, after the night before's oppressive nightly news. I am saved from myself, renewed & energized!💌 ❤️‍🔥 🙈 🙉 🙊 🤯 😱☠️ 👹 😇 🥸 😎 🤓 🤠🥳 🔔 💯 💢 👏 🏹 🎯 🥰
@drcowan3468
@drcowan3468 2 года назад
Nothing at all funny about that POS.
@IAmSuzyQ
@IAmSuzyQ 2 года назад
Rick Scott dodged that question like Trump dodged the draft!
@tomcostello8220
@tomcostello8220 2 года назад
Wacko Trumper Rick Scott is against being for anything.
@barbaralamprecht5784
@barbaralamprecht5784 2 года назад
Scott flaccid y pathetic
@stephenjacks8196
@stephenjacks8196 2 года назад
Trump's original dodge was "deep buttcrack" which could get infected under field conditions. Desk job with sitting makes it worse.
@karltodd7313
@karltodd7313 2 года назад
@@bradthompson5383 not exactly the same might wanna look up story off bolth there lives. Then figure out who really dodged!
@docdirtymrclean3610
@docdirtymrclean3610 2 года назад
You mean 5 times? Cause that's how many times I've read that Yellow backed Donny dodged the draft.
@erikam9519
@erikam9519 2 года назад
♥️ go out to Ukraine and it’s people
@nelsonrodriguez5942
@nelsonrodriguez5942 2 года назад
I wish they made a video recapping all the submitted names for the former president (#HeWhoShallBeNamed). I particularly liked the Count of Mostly Crisco from a few days ago.
@FirstLast-di5sr
@FirstLast-di5sr 2 года назад
Same, hopefully the day after he gets sentenced!
@rosalie4797
@rosalie4797 2 года назад
Great idea! They're part of our historical record.
@thomasakagi7545
@thomasakagi7545 2 года назад
Here's a few of them: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CudW24OUi10.html
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 2 года назад
@Van Bus - *reported*
@citypavement
@citypavement 2 года назад
Please, no. The public is not funny.
@raymonddagostino6118
@raymonddagostino6118 2 года назад
I love a good Muppet reference and that Bunsen and Beaker one was perfect 👌
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 года назад
@Van Bus Last Fart
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 2 года назад
@Van Bus - *reported for spamming*
@meidasbj9116
@meidasbj9116 2 года назад
I'm about choking on my dinner 😂 " I hope Bill didn't die"😂 the writers on this show are INCREDIBLY funny and deserve a raise 😂😂😂♥️♥️🤣
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 2 года назад
Trump: Want to see Biden in Prison Biden: What makes Trump believe I would visit him in Prison
@notchomomma239
@notchomomma239 2 года назад
@Bryan Kirby along with Berry Obama (no relation to the former president) and all the other criminals. Stop pretending a politicians coke head son and a Nazi that tried to overthrow America are the same thing. Only the dumbest people alive would make a comparison like that, the LITERAL stupidest people to walk the Earth today.
@Kpimpmaster
@Kpimpmaster 2 года назад
Lol
@thelong-hairedleapinggnome7939
@thelong-hairedleapinggnome7939 2 года назад
Fantastic!
@thelong-hairedleapinggnome7939
@thelong-hairedleapinggnome7939 2 года назад
@Bryan Kirby How's it feel to suck?
@drcowan3468
@drcowan3468 2 года назад
Biden: "mamma dog face to the banana patch!" FIXED
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
"... Political rather than literal." 'Cause y'know Donnie... all about the subtlety, that guy.
@sheltongolden4394
@sheltongolden4394 2 года назад
Spouse: "I f***ed your best friend." Other spouse: "What?!" Spouse: "Don't worry, it was political rather than literal."
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 года назад
I guess "political death wish" wasn't in his dictionary.
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 года назад
@Van Bus 👈Last Fart.
@nipa9685
@nipa9685 2 года назад
4D chess genius...
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 2 года назад
@Van Bus - *reported*
@A_A_K_123
@A_A_K_123 2 года назад
Colbert and his writers are a national treasure :D
@wolf17238
@wolf17238 2 года назад
I hope Floridians finally see that the republican party does not have their best interests in mind.
@alxsend8045
@alxsend8045 2 года назад
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah sure, they will definitely do that this time!
@scottdoesntmatter4409
@scottdoesntmatter4409 2 года назад
Florida does not have a reputation for intelligence of any kind, to put it mildly.
@kamala7101
@kamala7101 2 года назад
@@alxsend8045 Did you read the hurricane relief bill?
@DarkRider1768
@DarkRider1768 2 года назад
I wouldn't count on it. Their self image is too wrapped up in their "team". Republican party could start rounding up republican voters and toss them in internment camps and they'd still bend over backwards to "own the libs".
@ellengrace4609
@ellengrace4609 2 года назад
Of registered voters in Florida, only 36% are republicans vs 64% who are not. There are almost as many registered democrats at 34%, 28% no affiliation, and 2% minor parties. So please stop acting like Florida is mostly republican. It’s not!
@Shatterverse
@Shatterverse 2 года назад
Putin: That's ours now, we made them vote it that way and we call foreversies. Ukraine: Yeah let us tell ya'll how that'll work out for you.
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 2 года назад
@n - *reported.* There's better ways to grow your crappy channel than spamming people with better content than you, Chuckles.
@darcy5761
@darcy5761 2 года назад
Of course people voted to be part of Russia. They were convinced by a soldier sticking a rifle in their faces and mentioning their families.
@blackdemonknight
@blackdemonknight 2 года назад
A prime example of an Uno Reverse card XD
@CutesyBubblez
@CutesyBubblez 2 года назад
That fish bit was comedic gold (or at least lead bc that's what they put in the fish)
@Progressiveforlife
@Progressiveforlife 2 года назад
"Russia is Pototo" line just makes me laugh my ass off everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jembozaba4864
@jembozaba4864 2 года назад
It’s the accent he puts on
@atiredfloridian777
@atiredfloridian777 2 года назад
If Russia goes under, it'll be a happy day and a sad day as Stephen will never be able to make that joke ever again. That day... will be potato.
@bsing2u
@bsing2u 2 года назад
🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🍠🍟
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 2 года назад
@@atiredfloridian777 Perhaps, but that day shall be baked potato.
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 года назад
@Van Bus 👈Last Fart
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 2 года назад
Here in Minnesota, cheating in a fishing tournament leads to death by lutefisk. ...which, is like, two servings of lutefisk.
@Kevmaster2000
@Kevmaster2000 2 года назад
That smell something….. suspicious joke got me 😂. Everyone expected him to say fishy. He got us with that twist!
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 2 года назад
GQP pretends it’s not a cult.
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 2 года назад
America* Rudy Guiliani, Bill Barr (whose Father hired Epstein at Dalton's Girl's ) and Pat Cipollone are Opus Dei, meaning "Great Work" a Masonic reference. Trump's Pastor Norman Vincent Peale was a 33rd Degree Master Mason, and the Queen's Brother in Law was the World Freemason Grandmaster until he turned 81, the age Albert Pike died. Knight of Malta and Epstein associate Robert Mercer has used his financial data-driven background to tap into the political data economy by investing in outlets focused on targeted messaging. He has been vocal about his dislike for mainstream media, an opinion he shares with his former political advisor, Steve Bannon. With investments in Breitbart, the production company Glittering Steel, and an election management firm specializing in “psychographic” profiling, the Mercer’s are shaping how information is packaged and what information people receive. Guardian reporter, Carole Cadwalladr describes it as a “multi-million dollar propaganda network…waging war on mainstream media." 33% of the Senate is Roman Catholic, vs 22% of the population. The founders of the CIA, FBI, DC and the designers of the Pentagon were all Catholic, so too Tucker Carlson, Beck, Prager, Hannity, Spicer, O'Reilly, Ingram, Pence, Hawley, Blasio, Manafort, Prince, Devos, Kavanaugh, Barrett, Thomas, Gates, Fauci, Abbott, Manchin, Comey, Rogan, Jones, Dore, Kulinksi, Rubin, Pool, Peterson, Dice, Cernovich, Crowder, Molyneux, Fuentes, Yilanopouse, Rumsfeld, Pompeo, Spencer, Bolton, Abrams, Stone, Desantis, Bezos, Cuomo, Pelosi, Biden, Harris, Maddow, Maher, Colbert, Hayes, Cooper, Toocy, McEnany, Collins, Rubio, Cruz, Gutfeld, Mattis, Richardson, Ryan, Huckabee, Gingrich, Cotton, Sessions, Guiliani, Flynn, Bannon, Barr, Christie, Richardson, Melania, Kelly, Conway, Gionet, Johnson, May, Blair, Thatcher, Trudeau, Merkle, Tusk, Farage, Morgan, Cowell, Ventura, Bolsanaro, Putin, Posobiec, Corbett, Robinson, Woods, Icke, Camp, Duke, Kirk, Watson, Iverson, Ball, House. 7/9 Supreme Court Justices are Roman Catholic Pro life is a foundational Roman tenet. Someone paid over half a billion dollars to install Kavanaugh and Barrett on the Supreme Court. DC was even called Rome on the Potomac, or New Jerusalem when it was founded by Francis Pope. Baron Mayer Amschel Rotschild (1744 -1812), was a court factor to the German Landgraves of Hesse-Kassel in the Free City of Frankfurt, Holy Roman Empire, who established his banking business in the 1760s. Mayer Rotschild sent sons to establish banking operations in London, Paris, Vienna, Frankfurt, and Naples. Wikipedia "The NWO will begin Sept 17th 2001 during Rosh Hashanah Feast of Trumpets, Resurrection of the Dead, the year 6000 of the Great Pyramid Calendar, in order to cleanse the Earth and Humanity in preparation for his Kingdom on Earth" British Israel Foundation memo 1922. Same year Boris Johnson's Great Grandad and Architect of the Armenian genocide Mustafa Ali Kemal sent Trump's Grandad Baron Don Von Drumph to America from Vienna Bavaria, Capital of the Holy Roman Empire. At plus 2 degrees we can't grow grain at scale, 9 billion people will lose 90% of their food supply. The Club of Rome did a study in the 80s predicting plus 5 degrees, and covered it up. Oil giants Shell and BP are planning for global temperatures to rise as much as 5°C by the middle of the century. The level is more than double the upper limit committed to by most countries in the world under the Paris Climate Agreement, which both companies publicly support. Oct 27, 2017 (BP and Shell expecting catastrophic 5°C global warming by 2050) Methane from Beef farming makes up 52% of all greenhouse gases, and is 90% subsidized. Banning Beef subsidies could stall climate change overnight, but guess who runs the Beef Racket... Suffering of the infidel (unbaptised) is considered Holy in Catholicism, just ask Saint Mother Teresa, who denied anesthetic to her patients... "If any one saith that true and natural water is not of necessity for baptism, and on that account wrests to some sort of metaphor those words of Our Lord Jesus Christ. 'Unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Ghost...' Let Him Be Anathama." -COUNCIL OF TRENT Sess VII Canon II On Baptism 1545AD Matthew 3:11: “I indeed baptize you with water unto repentance: but he that cometh after me is mightier than I, whose shoes I am not worthy to bear: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost, and with fire.” The fire in this passage refers to the fire or inspiration of the Holy Spirit. "Furthermore we declare we proclaim we define that it is absolutely necessary for salvation, that every human creature be subject to the Roman Pontiff" Pope Boniface VIII, "Unam Sanctam" (Rome 1302) "There is no graver offense than heresy... and therefore it must be rooted out with fire and sword" Catholic Encyclopedia volume 14 (1911): 767-768 "A heretic merits the pains of fire... by the Gospel, the canons, civil law and custom, heretics must be burned" American Textbook of Popery p164 (quoting from the directory for the Inquisitors) "The true baptism is not by water but fire." Prophyry of Tyre 300AD "I propose an Aryan Semitic Alliance to create a superior Caucasian race" UK PM Benjamin Disraeli 1890 "Today I declare the Crusades won" General Edmunde Allenby upon capturing Jerusalem 1917 "The New World Order will be ruled from the rebuilt Temple in Jerusalem" Ben Gurion, Israeli PM to the London Scionist Foundation 1945 "But they want nothing but Palestine, because Palestine constitutes the geostrategic center of world control" Dr Nehum Goldmann, 1957, founder of the World Jewish Congress and President of the World Zionist Organization Trump and Hitler literally come from the same town, Hitler, Stalin, Lenin, Trotsky, Tito, Franz Ferdinand, Orwell, Freud, Johnson, and Trump all come from Vienna Bavaria capital of the Holy Roman Empire. Pro life is a foundational Roman tenet. Trump used Hitler's book of speeches _My New Order_ verbatim at his rallies. He has friends who greet him with a hail Zeus and click of the heels, his name in Gematria is _Messiah_ Baron is the same word as _Fuhrer_ denoting a Knight of the Holy Roman Empire. Donald (King) John (the Baptist) Trump (G.O.A.T) was born during a Super Wolf Blood Moon 7 days before the Summer solstice under Orion the Mighty Hunter, 700 days before the founding of Israel. He was inaugurated on the Centenary of the Bolshevik revolution and the capture of Jerusalem aged 70yrs 7 months and 7 days, he moved the embassy to Jerusalem on israel's 70th anniversary and lives on the 66th floor of 666ft Trump tower with a giant mural of Zeus on his penthouse ceiling. Seig hail is the Greek salute to Zeus, or the Sun In October the Supreme Court will give States electors rule over their own elections, and have their own electors on standby. They're going to edge democrats out of power altogether, and you can't stop them by playing according to their rules because the system is rigged, it was always rigged, that's why we need to demand Direct Democracy without parties or politicians Representative Democracy hasn't worked in over 50 years because politicians will always come from the monied classes and be beholden to their Corporate Donors, only way we avoid this apocalypse is to stage a Velvet Revolution to install a Scaled Direct Democracy. Citizen Initiated Referendums with thresholds and a Social Contract using Blockchain technology means communities can vote their own policies without parties or politicians. Banning Beef, Oil, and Fishing Subsidies would stall climate change and habitat degradation overnight. Thorium Energy renders their global oil monopoly obsolete. Police can be actively policed by an independent public authority with the power to prosecute bad actors in our own courts. Or we can bend over and accept our Orwellian future
@Kpimpmaster
@Kpimpmaster 2 года назад
And their members are afraid of being excommunicated or worse
@thelong-hairedleapinggnome7939
@thelong-hairedleapinggnome7939 2 года назад
@Neil Deep Today's score at the coliseum: Lions: 75 Christians:0. Go Lions!
@matthewbesson5367
@matthewbesson5367 2 года назад
Russian history in 5 words: "...and then it got worse."
@geofflepper3207
@geofflepper3207 2 года назад
Well put.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 2 года назад
I don't know if that's an original expression of yours or you got it from somewhere else -- either way, it's flat-out funny.
@vanvanvan1703
@vanvanvan1703 2 года назад
Thanks for the support to all people of the US! And I wish for sooner recovery for people who suffered from that hurricane in Florida. Take care guys!
@karenconroy-3dogma
@karenconroy-3dogma 2 года назад
Stephen Colbert monologues make me LOL every time. Best way to end my day with a laugh. 🤣😂 Is potato 🥔
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 года назад
I see the punchline coming, but I still laugh every time!
@JorgeSalazar-zf5hq
@JorgeSalazar-zf5hq 2 года назад
Who is Colbert?
@MsWarriordiva
@MsWarriordiva 2 года назад
I know, right? "Is potato" cracks me up every time!!!
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 года назад
@@JorgeSalazar-zf5hq why are you commenting?
@remonm990
@remonm990 2 года назад
Where does that potato joke come from?
@traildoggy
@traildoggy 2 года назад
Every time Stephen makes the Is Potato joke all of Ireland sheds a tear.
@rodolfoleyva5157
@rodolfoleyva5157 2 года назад
🙃
@sprootown
@sprootown 2 года назад
Tears of joy...
@shadowminor
@shadowminor 2 года назад
And the thing they use those salty tears to cook? Is Potato.
@jennifermcgoldrick6323
@jennifermcgoldrick6323 2 года назад
I’m an Irish and Ukrainian American and I made potato soup tonight. Everyone loves potatoes.
@Shasha-yg1mm
@Shasha-yg1mm 2 года назад
@@jennifermcgoldrick6323 Yes, yum!!
@seangelarden8753
@seangelarden8753 2 года назад
I'm in Puerto Rico and things were still bad from the last hurricane let alone the one that just happened
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 2 года назад
At this point the cult is pretty much gaslighting themselves. Crazier and crazier...it's both funny and terrifying. Cults never end well.
@williamcrowe2576
@williamcrowe2576 2 года назад
Just ask the survivors of Jones Town. Oh wait, there aren't any.
@rosalie4797
@rosalie4797 2 года назад
Where's the koolaid?
@williamcrowe2576
@williamcrowe2576 2 года назад
@@vajrayoga I wouldn't wish that on anyone, even if they're blindly following that walking Cheeto.
@Opus313
@Opus313 2 года назад
Often a lie is told about the fish that got away... now they are lying about the ones they caught!
@richard1472
@richard1472 2 года назад
Imagine being a fish who was caught and released talking to his other fish friends. "I'm telling you, I was in the boat!" I know, it's an old joke.
@OrlanoFanis
@OrlanoFanis 2 года назад
@@richard1472 i don’t get it
@Evehawk87
@Evehawk87 2 года назад
Movin on up
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 2 года назад
@Van Bus - *reported*
@OrlanoFanis
@OrlanoFanis 2 года назад
@Sonomacats thanks 😊
@nathanielcarter7984
@nathanielcarter7984 2 года назад
That subversion of expectation of a fish pun was amazing 😂
@jeanvignes
@jeanvignes 2 года назад
Never underestimate Colbert's super power: tweaking our noses until we howl with laughter.
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 2 года назад
“My political ideal is democracy. Let every person be respected as an individual and no person be idolized.” Albert Einstein, 1930.
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 2 года назад
_"I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or my grandchildren's time when the US is a service and information economy, when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries, when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues. When the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgably question those in authority, when clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide almost without noticing back into superstition and darkness."_ _"The dumbing down of America is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content and the enormously influential media. The thirty second soundbite, now down to ten seconds or less, lowest common denominator programming, credulous presentations on pseudo science and superstition, but especially a kind of celebration of ignorance."_ Carl Sagan 1995 Representative Democracy hasn't worked in over 50 years because politicians will always come from the monied classes and be beholden to their Corporate Donors, only way we avoid this apocalypse is to stage a Velvet Revolution to install a Scaled Direct Democracy. Citizen Initiated Referendums with thresholds and a Social Contract using Blockchain technology means communities can vote their own policies without parties or politicians. Banning Beef, Oil, and Fishing Subsidies would stall climate change and habitat degradation overnight. Thorium Energy renders their global oil monopoly obsolete. Police can be actively policed by an independent public authority with the power to prosecute bad actors in our own courts. Or we can bend over and accept our Orwellian future
@barnabuskorrum4004
@barnabuskorrum4004 2 года назад
Einstine was a socialist
@stephanieolds7608
@stephanieolds7608 2 года назад
Perfect! It's like the truth! Huh? Like a fine wine! Love it!
@lucasmagnet4859
@lucasmagnet4859 2 года назад
hard not to idolize Stephen 😬
@trycethomas939
@trycethomas939 2 года назад
@@uncannyvalley2350 I agree I just don't know what to do. How do we advance education far enough that enough people understand we don't live in a fair democracy? My plan thus far is that I know I'm talented and I know other countries where I would feel safer and my abilities more appreciated so I'm just looking at moving.
@anzaca1
@anzaca1 2 года назад
5:51 Putin: "...have become our citizens, forever." Zelensky: "Hold my vodka."
@karenb.nickelson1184
@karenb.nickelson1184 2 года назад
Good one, lol
@anzaca1
@anzaca1 2 года назад
@@karenb.nickelson1184 I thought so.
@S00rtA
@S00rtA 2 года назад
"Hold my horilka" will be more correct in this case(ukrainian word for vodka)
@malissahyatt2425
@malissahyatt2425 2 года назад
The vodka never even got warm.
@Shellib19
@Shellib19 2 года назад
Just immediately sent this to my dad, who lives in Ohio, fishes every free moment, and loves the Bass Pro Shop. Actually I sent it to my mom because Dad never checks his texts. 😂
@RansomBallard
@RansomBallard 2 года назад
The Scamdalorian!!! LOL I wish I came up with that.
@HaroldElbowmanIV
@HaroldElbowmanIV 2 года назад
4:36 Russia is also quiet quitting the hell out of their war.
@scheldon2244
@scheldon2244 2 года назад
And that war… *I S P O T A T O.*
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 года назад
Yes. Yes they are.
@enough_about_me
@enough_about_me 2 года назад
😂😂😅
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 года назад
@Van Bus Last Fart
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 2 года назад
Not all quite, there were several explosions in voyankoms around the country 😉
@JeffreyGillespie
@JeffreyGillespie 2 года назад
Stephen is getting so much mileage out of that potato joke 😂
@LowLight420
@LowLight420 2 года назад
Lead fish has to be the metaphor for any GOP America first pledge.
@gazz3867
@gazz3867 2 года назад
They are merely ahead of their time. De-regulating environmental restrictions is quite popular in the USA. ;)
@freewilly1193
@freewilly1193 2 года назад
@@gazz3867 on one side, sure. You're talking about citizens of a nation divided by a demagogue. One half may as well not even be considered real citizens anymore, they attacked their own capitol.
@Astrobrant2
@Astrobrant2 2 года назад
Yes, Ohio's expected gerrymandering legislation should be titled, the "Lead Fish Bill."
@susancoddington6393
@susancoddington6393 2 года назад
Go Ukraine stay strong 🇺🇦💪
@emeraldkaysgarden
@emeraldkaysgarden 2 года назад
Go to Ukraine! this is America not Nazi Ukraine
@antiminer2422
@antiminer2422 2 года назад
❤️
@rothloaf1980
@rothloaf1980 2 года назад
Marco said he'd vote for the FEMA funding if it supported Florida's meth and oxycontin merchants. Jobs jobs jobs... Edit: Will never tire of the Is Potato callback.
@gladlawson61
@gladlawson61 2 года назад
As the son of a Hungarian immigrant who came to America because of russian aggression... nothing has changed in the behavior of russia in Ukraine. I hope the world can rid itself of their behaviour. It will never go away, but the scale of a so called super power behaving the way it it has. I believed we were above it as a planet.
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 2 года назад
If only one of dudes with Putin had a poison finger to rub on him
@byanymeansnecessary9329
@byanymeansnecessary9329 2 года назад
amerikkka does no different
@jonbyron38
@jonbyron38 2 года назад
They're only a "super power" cause they have nukes. If The Ukraine can kicked their ass who cant?
@tarkov666
@tarkov666 2 года назад
@@byanymeansnecessary9329 ah yes, we all remember america doing wide spread bombing of towns and cities with white phosphorus.
@jimvega1410
@jimvega1410 2 года назад
please see: 'Confessions of an Economic Hitman' by John Perkins
@arthurmontana8791
@arthurmontana8791 2 года назад
Stephen Colbert is a tremendous talent and a fine man. He has helped me survive this era of the Orange Disgrace with his keen wit and truthful elucidation of the decadency of MAGATRY.
@moniquebish
@moniquebish 2 года назад
Facts
@squalley
@squalley 2 года назад
I Concur 😎🥃
@UberLummox
@UberLummox 2 года назад
GREAT word, magatry. Complements "my" word trumpery very well!
@JorgeSalazar-zf5hq
@JorgeSalazar-zf5hq 2 года назад
Haha..... Survive? Haha....
@ethelredhardrede1838
@ethelredhardrede1838 2 года назад
@Van Bus spam
@dennislively1852
@dennislively1852 2 года назад
For years we have been saying that the GOP couldn't possibly go any lower. Each and every day they prove us wrong. Very wrong.
@aleksandrakora
@aleksandrakora 2 года назад
Hahaha.... I finished his sentence too! I totally remembered that: "... is POTATO" 😝😂
@piesho
@piesho 2 года назад
"[w]hich in Russia..." Is potato. "Is potato" Yes! I finally saw it coming. I'm so proud of myself.
@fredherfst8148
@fredherfst8148 2 года назад
Me too
@citypavement
@citypavement 2 года назад
It's not funny anymore.
@piesho
@piesho 2 года назад
@@citypavement 😭
@eazy8579
@eazy8579 2 года назад
The Russians looked at Enemy at the Gates, and said “You know, we didn’t actually do that back then, but it seems like a good idea”
@abegilbert5113
@abegilbert5113 2 года назад
Hope no one says anything racist? That navy battle group has sailed Repubs!
@magnummax78
@magnummax78 2 года назад
Don’t.🙄 It’s a phishing scam, more than likely.🤦🏾‍♂️
@xinpingdonohoe3978
@xinpingdonohoe3978 2 года назад
@@magnummax78 you don't say.
@flackstar007
@flackstar007 2 года назад
It's straight up insane that the republican party members still support trump despite him systematically turning on them in a constant rotation. At some point they must realise that this spells the end of the GOP/republican party yet they march on to their certain doom. That said it is definitely entertaining to watch their slow self-destruction in progress and the final curtain event will be popcorn worthy.
@barath4545
@barath4545 2 года назад
I would not put it past Trump to suddenly use the N-word online and get away with it!
@peterbelanger4094
@peterbelanger4094 2 года назад
That word has no meaning anymore. We do not care if you call us racist anymore. Dems don't understand the definitions of words and just toss insults.
@markjazyk3934
@markjazyk3934 2 года назад
Eh, Honeydew and Beaker are both men of science, and I'm pretty sure McConnell thinks Jesus rode dinosaurs 🦕
@helenpatterson3858
@helenpatterson3858 2 года назад
Younger generation always rebels...
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 2 года назад
I'm pretty sure it was McConnell doing the riding.
@SpiritualSchmuck
@SpiritualSchmuck 2 года назад
No he doesn't but he supports that to be taught in schools.
@sedagivemusic5078
@sedagivemusic5078 2 года назад
Beaker + Dr Bunson Honeydew? Comedy genius ❤️ Kudos to your writers!
@jamesweekley1087
@jamesweekley1087 2 года назад
'Marco Rubio was not present for the vote." Sorta reminds me of Cancun Cruz.
@charlie-obrien
@charlie-obrien 2 года назад
Rubio is "not present" for more votes than any other Senator.
@tigerlily6763
@tigerlily6763 2 года назад
The majority of the GOP is a total disappointment to this country and humanity.
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 2 года назад
They are not good people!
@peterbelanger4094
@peterbelanger4094 2 года назад
As if many don't say the same thing about the DNC. I suggest you find one and say it to their face.
@dominichubert9928
@dominichubert9928 2 года назад
100%
@guysabol8743
@guysabol8743 2 года назад
hate to agree with this statement but I must agree.
@arthurduncan5838
@arthurduncan5838 2 года назад
So are the majority of Democrats. 😅
@sasentaiko
@sasentaiko 2 года назад
I was mad about the Epcot slander, but then the Beaker & Bunsen joke was so good I forgot how mad I was.
@nikobatallones
@nikobatallones 2 года назад
Whoever thought of the Beaker/Bunsen joke ... must have been scarred for life in the process.
@khill8645
@khill8645 2 года назад
Let's be honest, all the late show writers have been scarred by the last few years...we can only hope that their holiday bonuses are enough to cover therapy for the next year
@tysonthomas7094
@tysonthomas7094 2 года назад
Why? That joke was freakin' hysterical!
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 года назад
@Van Bus Last Fart
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 2 года назад
@Van Bus - *reported*
@robo5013
@robo5013 2 года назад
Surprised they have writers old enough to know who the muppets are
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL 2 года назад
With every crazy thing going on in this world Stephen Colbert is here to relieve us of comedy laughter and the news he's the best host ever.
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 2 года назад
Never mentions Trump's settlements for assaulting children, or the Truck Bombers Guiliani covered up on 911 But go on about how your synthetic media are entertaining...
@ellenorchid66
@ellenorchid66 2 года назад
Well said!
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 года назад
@Van Bus Last Fart
@yogadr6
@yogadr6 2 года назад
Every night these comments are incredibly similar. Seems like suspicious corporate shills! We all know Colbert is excellent. Can't you be more creative???
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk 2 года назад
No, not the best one currently, which is Seth, or even the best one to have his exact job, which was Letterman.
@The_One_In_Black
@The_One_In_Black 2 года назад
"Someone cheated! Obviously this requires an armed gang to be called in!"
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
Really, we should be saying Florida is 'even more of' a disaster area 'than usual'.
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 2 года назад
Build the Wall
@khill8645
@khill8645 2 года назад
@@uncannyvalley2350 Look, let's at least get them aid before we wall off Florida
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 2 года назад
@@khill8645 nah, let them pull themselves up by the bootstraps, sick of bludgers leaching off the govt.
@thelong-hairedleapinggnome7939
@thelong-hairedleapinggnome7939 2 года назад
Florida is the nation's septic tank. Texas is our toilet.
@Junkinsally
@Junkinsally 2 года назад
Graphics department needed to do a “potato toast” graphic for that “It’s Potato” joke!
@randall517
@randall517 2 года назад
To be fair, those guys cheating in the fishing is a huge disgrace. Those fisherman have been suspected of cheating for years. They even filed a defamation suit for being accused. Also, they won over 300k and a new boat last season while presumably cheating. Not only was it disrespectful to fellow competitors, but from a wildlife standpoint it was very disrespectful to the fish. Just picture them wrapping lead weights in fish fillets, then forcing them down the neck with pliers. They ought to be in jail.
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 2 года назад
I agree. This is a big money sport. Those guys need to be charged
@iwill6002
@iwill6002 2 года назад
The writers of this show are just 👌🏾
@daviegriffin3539
@daviegriffin3539 2 года назад
🔥 #TooDamnFunny 🤘🏽 *They are the best writers of Late Night along **_Last Week Tonight._* 🔥
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 года назад
@Van Bus Last Fart
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 2 года назад
@Van Bus - *reported*
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 2 года назад
@@sweett2185 - We can only hope.
@marijkegroothuis3814
@marijkegroothuis3814 2 года назад
Great monologue Stephen! Just what the world needs right now - a good belly laugh.
@wtfisthishandlebullshit
@wtfisthishandlebullshit 2 года назад
Redhatters have a constant struggle with reality.
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 2 года назад
Americans*
@pickledragonrebel
@pickledragonrebel 2 года назад
They dont struggle with it, they ignore it.
@ttacking_you
@ttacking_you 2 года назад
@@uncannyvalley2350 * - _see also Terrorists_
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 2 года назад
@@ttacking_you I don't know why they're complaining, it's just their foreign policy coming home to roost..
@ttacking_you
@ttacking_you 2 года назад
@@uncannyvalley2350 I don't mean all Americans but the ones that make anon threats to elected officials definitely are
@jesseherrera999
@jesseherrera999 2 года назад
I like when the band gets more involved with the monolog
@Blasted2Oblivion
@Blasted2Oblivion 2 года назад
Considering how Florida is hit by natural disasters pretty much EVERY YEAR, I would think that everyone would agree with the idea of natural disaster support.
@thanospatrick9093
@thanospatrick9093 2 года назад
@Sonomacats So people should stop living in Detroit
@williamcrowe2576
@williamcrowe2576 2 года назад
But NOOO! 🙄
@missingmissmoss
@missingmissmoss 2 года назад
@Sonomacats maga brain rot is real
@joanneperry8021
@joanneperry8021 2 года назад
There are just some places that should be left as natural parks...Mother Nature doesn't seem to take notice of dispensation for developers and their projects.
@decordova.
@decordova. 2 года назад
In Russia they have largest potato competition. But sometimes cheaters fill potato with potato.
@joanies6778
@joanies6778 2 года назад
While entire neighboring FL communities are suffering from hurricane Ian devastation, the Groping Grifter continues to reach out to his base for donations... for him, of course. We should throw rolls of paper towels at him!
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 года назад
Marco Rubio is often absent from congress. I think he has the worst attendance record.
@kellidinit3725
@kellidinit3725 2 года назад
Yes, he does.
@ttacking_you
@ttacking_you 2 года назад
-And intuition regarding dossiers- wait that sounds like support for the P.O.S.otus t***p nvrmnd
@wgooetrik
@wgooetrik 2 года назад
Working hard for his constituents is the last thing you would hear about Rubio
@zylinderkatze
@zylinderkatze 2 года назад
The writers were especially on fire this time. All thumbs up.
@Matt_Villines
@Matt_Villines 2 года назад
“GOP Pretends t****** Isn’t Racist” What is this, 2015…?
@adamstilwell4209
@adamstilwell4209 2 года назад
I missed the "is potato" jokes soo much. This made my day!
@joyl3926
@joyl3926 2 года назад
Awesome monologue as always Mr Colbert & team 😘😘
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 2 года назад
@@bradthompson5383 Did he skip out on the duel you challenged him too?
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 2 года назад
@Van Bus Last fart
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 2 года назад
@Van Bus - *reported*
@joyceedwards3336
@joyceedwards3336 2 года назад
You’re a life saver! We Need your humor daily! Thank you!!! 🫶🏻
@cow4094
@cow4094 2 года назад
Watergate animation had me flopping on the floor like a fish
@outlawbillionairez9780
@outlawbillionairez9780 2 года назад
Gubbernor MoRon DuhSatan won't turn down a single "Brandon Bucks", will he? What about fiscal responsibility??
@AlyxiSistahTweaky25
@AlyxiSistahTweaky25 2 года назад
Disrespecting Beaker and Bunsen. Wow. Not cool. :P
@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850
@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850 2 года назад
Bad things happen to good people. Bad people don’t look out for anybody but themselves.
@seshat1111
@seshat1111 2 года назад
Thank you, Stephen. Your humor helps get us through these stressful times. 💙
@tonygrowley5275
@tonygrowley5275 2 года назад
You don't need Colbert or even TV to get through stressful times. Believe in yourself!
@seshat1111
@seshat1111 2 года назад
@@tonygrowley5275 I agree with you, but humor helps. :)
@curtisliberty3125
@curtisliberty3125 2 года назад
The GOP is too worried about gender reassignment and the word Gay!
@willalstonjr
@willalstonjr 2 года назад
Look out, Stephen Colbert is on a ROLL tonight! I love it!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
Man... I have to monitor the mercury AND lead in the fish I eat now?
@zangmo
@zangmo 2 года назад
Hilarious! Omg. Ten stars out of five. Stephen, you outdo yourself 🤣🤣
@tubedoggo
@tubedoggo 2 года назад
You should have Bernie Sanders on every night explaining to the people what’s going on
@thelong-hairedleapinggnome7939
@thelong-hairedleapinggnome7939 2 года назад
Right on! Nice to know someone else feels the way I do! Peace and love!
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 2 года назад
Just imagine the groans if Stephen said “fishy” instead.
@gqsmooth1969
@gqsmooth1969 2 года назад
Right as Steven said "smells", it immediately cut to a Dr Squatch ad. I hate ads in general, but the timing was too perfect.
@aalexandrowicz
@aalexandrowicz 2 года назад
Unbelievable. I cannot understand why the voters there stand for this.
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 2 года назад
Stephen and company, you have no idea how much the smiles you bring me at night mean to me. My life is so very dark that any little bit of joy from anywhere means so much to me, and you manage to bring me joy every episode! ❤️❤️❣️
@rosalie4797
@rosalie4797 2 года назад
I hear you.
@chegeny
@chegeny 2 года назад
Wishing you better days ahead, Mary Ann.
@a.m.708
@a.m.708 2 года назад
Dovetailing on Chegeny’s message of wishing you joy, here’s to better times, finding the joy and humor in the little moments and gratitude to and for those that give us light in the darkness.
@tonygrowley5275
@tonygrowley5275 2 года назад
That is so sad. Maybe try therapy?
@metal4lifewp
@metal4lifewp 2 года назад
You have to search for happiness. I should too.
@calistopholies830
@calistopholies830 2 года назад
I never thought they would actually show Mitch McConnell’s actual parents😮
@ese_cholito
@ese_cholito 2 года назад
Seriously, why do people watch Colbert anymore. Trevor Noah fell off a long time ago, its time for Colbert to retire.
@KealohaHarrison
@KealohaHarrison 2 года назад
Stephen really needs to talk about the prostests in Iran #MahsaAmini
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 2 года назад
Trevor did it.
@arianvc8239
@arianvc8239 2 года назад
@Neil Deep The more reasonable explanation is that Biden is making deals with Mullahs and they don't want to bring attention to the issue.
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 2 года назад
@Neil Deep odd response as Colbert is capable of finding humor in all the worlds insanity
@pickledragonrebel
@pickledragonrebel 2 года назад
Agreed
@chazblank2717
@chazblank2717 2 года назад
A culinary joke about Russia where the punchline was not only NOT potato, but a left-field home-run dead baby joke? … simply perfection
@chuckheart41
@chuckheart41 2 года назад
Stephen C is a trip. No matter how my day went watching this guy picks it up!
@TheMrMeng
@TheMrMeng 2 года назад
I'm old enough to remember when that 'suspicious' punchline would have been followed by a CSI: Miami cutaway.
@maxvosper9420
@maxvosper9420 2 года назад
Yeeess the YAHHHHH!!!!!
@pickledragonrebel
@pickledragonrebel 2 года назад
Lol
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