Quite Possibly The Dumbest Military Game Ever 

62% of the reviews for this game are positive, the popular tags for this are, "walking simulator, action, singleplayer, *anime*"

This is the actual description of the game. I'm not kidding. Stressful situations are everywhere in our life and unfortunately we sometimes can't avoid them or even predict where and when they'll find us. People don't like to be stringed up and of course they prefer to relax after such stressful working days. Have you got the same problems in your life? We have great news for you: the solution is to do something very active while spending your spare time. Why not shout, run and jump to shake off the sense of weariness and have hours of entertainment? Still that's not all Operation Alpha Zylon provides you with. It's a complicated game with an interesting plot and capturing gameplay. There are fights and missions to be completed - everything you know from your favorite games, everything you like, actually. And what are the objections of Operation Alpha Zylon? You'll find yourself in the Middle East or you'll have to beat the enemies somewhere in Africa. Nobody knows what will be the most difficult thing in the operation. Liberation may take a lot of time and you should be prepared for every sudden situation. If you're ready for the battles with jeeps, gun turrets and traps then take the knife and begin. The game is really challenging and you'll even have to make use of such things as machine gun to accomplish the goals. But nothing can be too difficult for the real professional. Just show your abilities and prove yourself the enemies have no chances to survive. Lots of opportunities are waiting for you in Operation Alpha Zylon. I really want to know who wrote this.

He didn't even read the best part. The gang member whose car he trashes is fucking called "12 Cent"!

Blows up car with baseball bat and kills self in process "Mission Accomplished".

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain Alpha version .00001

Dude, I hate when I get hit by a car and get blasted to Jupiter too. It's the worst.

Sometimes you find bugs in videogames And sometimes, the bugs find you

You know it's a good FPS when they can't even put the crosshair in the middle of the screen.

The progression in this game is incredible let me tell ya. You go from the dense forests of low poly, lumberjack Korea, to a park quite literally in the middle of a city crossroad with angry driverless hummers, to inter-dimensional travel. Welcome to hell enjoy your stay

"Why is this a yum-lumber yard? why are we at a lumber yard?" BECAUSE ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU LAY DOWN THAT LUMBAH!!

I'm actually surprised they have a fall damage mechanic.

That ending can only be described as "2014: A Jerma Odyssey"

Is it bad that I think a game about falling through levels when you die would be pretty cool.

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare leaked gameplay footage!

"Sometimes you find a bug in a game, and sometimes you just interdimensional time warp through every single map that they made" -Jerma 2014 Good lord I died of laughter, this game is amazing.

Jerma didn't go to another dimension when he got hit by that car he died and that whole falling through the void was his passage to the next life

The ending looks like it belongs in The Stanley Parable. Maybe it's the Jerma Parable. "What Jerma, you don't like my game? I have spent time and energy creating this narrative where you deliver justice to hardened criminals, and you laugh? What about this is funny? Fine. Let's try another game, then. I think I have something here for you. Right. Here he go! This is a story of a man named Jerma. Jerma was fat and ugly and really stupid, and couldn't shut his mouth for 2 seconds and appreciate an intense shoot-out scene with heavy emotional weight. Anyway, Jerma woke up in the forest, a hardened marine with amnesia. He walked towards the military complex. I said HE WALKED TOWARDS THE MILITARY COMPLEX. Jerma, you're going the wrong way. You're even worse than Stanley! Jerma, the story isn't IN that direction! No, Jerma, I didn't build that section of the map yet. Besides, look at your health. I guarantee you that you'll die if you fall off. You'll die and this'll all restart! Now can you please just take a moment to appreciate my game? I MADE this, Jerma. I spent time and energy creating this game, and you're going to mock it? I worked hard on this! This is the only thing that's mine and you're spitting in it's face! What are you doing? Don't jump! NO! You'd rather fall to your death than play my game? Fine then. I suppose I'm the fool now. I only wanted to share something beautiful with you. I apologize if the physics and graphics haven't had billions of billions spent on them. This was beautiful. And you've mocked every second of it. Go ahead then. Upload this to your 'You Tube'. Share my story. Then laugh your ridiculous laugh and wish your fans to take care and make an obnoxious noise at the end. If you want to ruin my story, you have my complete permis-" *splat* *Game Restart*

Now I understand why jerma needed that new computer, these games are too much

4:24 clever girl....

Was drinking soda during the "interdimensional time warp" line. Most painful laugh-sneeze ever.

That last part, near the end. I swear we were infinite

Getting hit by a car should always send you flying through dimensions.

The AI in this game is fantastic. 10/10

FISSION MAILED

Screw the actual name; I dub this "Military Mike saves the day".

100/100 "Like Skyrim with guns" -IGN

They should make a game where you purposefully can fall through the map and enter another type of game and map entirely. You could get as immersed as you want in the current map, and if you found it boring, you could just leave and do something else.

The bridge doesn't even explode, it get's pushed. I don't even....

Wrecks a car to the point where the roof is torn out and the engine is smoking, mission failed. Smashes the car where it explodes and severely injures every part of his body, mission accomplished.

You know you have a bad engine for a game when for an explotion you literally have to use another prop to make the bridge "explode".

You might even find Gilgamesh in that giant void.

4:25 he was the first one to discover backrooms, but no one realized.

This game: Starts as a 2D side-scrolling fighter, Ends as a 3D Soul Search..... 10/10 -IGN

"In Columbia, E Ocin is bringing drug cartels together to form one, big, unstopppeabe drugs export-machine" 10/10 - IGN 1:13

Seriously late to the party but your videos always make me laugh so much.

2:45 Even the time doesn't understand how he failed the mission.

i love it when he dodges the car coming towards him, but it just bounces off the wall and starts coming for him again

i bought 100 copies of this game because it w as only 50 cents

GOTY, right here ladies and gentlemen!

Reasons I subbed: 41% STAR 45% your old man voice 14% this video

5:14 Is that the moon? Or is it a desert? Is that INVISIBLE TRAFFIC I hear?

"Soul searching" thing made me lose it

I really enjoy watching these low quality indie games :)

THIS GAME IS 49 CENTS RIGHT NOW ON STEAM WHY IS IT ON STEAM

Jerma couldn't comprehend the space-twisting reality of the Great Void. He deteriorated from existence.

Except for the terrible pathing, the insane cars flying at you actually looks like it could be really fun.

1:35 Boston moment

Had a bad day. Sees Jerma vid in sub-box seconds before im about to go to bed Laughing so much im in tears and my mouth hurts from smiling

"12 cent."

Hey man! I put a TON of effort in to this game! Its one of the best games of our generation, and I for one can say its a work of art. Said no one ever.

"No! My precious car! This means WAR!" wonderful plot.

some real 700,000 games energy going on here

Metal Gear Jerma V: The phantom rats

1:24 is the best fucking part, his coughing as he realizes what happened.

4:43 I played this game. This is the level that loads after beating the first stage. You are actually standing on top of the watchtowers and shooting at enemies until a five minute timer runs out.

This was the first Jerma video I’ve seen

No better way to end your day than laughing your ass off with Jerma. :)

Apparently, "trash" means somethign different. crumpling the hood, crushing the engine, breaking all the windows, and setting the cab on fire isn't good enough for this game, instead, "trash" is a synonym for "fucking *_ANNIHILATE._*"

Is this Black Ops III gameplay footage? Looks pretty dope. CoD has stepped up their game.

And this is what.. $19.99 on steam?

2:25 Cross-hair visable in background awesome HD bad flipping animation. [can't do that myself] 10/10 car beating up animation 10/10 Would play once and never touch again

Jerma, I think I can explain the so called "clay brick" thing that happened. I think that the bridge and the "brick" were two different physics objects, and the brick would slam into the bridge when the bomb exploded, making it look like the bomb blew up the bridge, but they didn't know how to make it invisible, so they put a transparent filter on it and said "Fuck it".

Looks like this game was made with blender

The leader of the gangsters calls himself "12 cent". Such creativity. 2:02

Upload more of this, you know, for soul searching reasons.

You deserve more subscribers

1:45 "HEALTH: 103%"

"Yup, definitely an 8/10" - IGN

wouldn't it be cool if jerma became a creature?

Is this a DLC for BF4? (Sarcasm).

I think we can all agree that with a little polish, this could've been a good game. The concept's cool - lots of different gameplay sections and some stupidly-hilarious stuff like explode-baseball batting a car. With the right moneys put into this, that could've been really funny. Buuut it isn't. oh well.

bro i been watching all of this dudes videos all day. i think he should start a twitch channel this shit is funny

more please, this is hilarious XD

That glitch at the end was essentially the story of a man dying and seeing his life flash before his eyes before succumbing to death.

"I'm sorry, are you making this up?" Star_'s dry, almost annoyed tone gets me every time

Did Jerma break the game, or did the game break itself?

This whole game is a fever dream and could easily pass as a horror game. We don't have a game where people are locked on to you and running you over in their vehicles. Then when we see how glitching out of the map doesn't work as we are used to in video games where the sky box is endless, we die, or hit the invisible end. You end up on a whole new map. Which, could had pass as a game feature. Honestly, this video game designer is secretly a genius. I mean who decides to make a cutscene playable without a flashing button on screen telling you what to do?

thats what happens to cars irl when theyre blown up: they lose their textures

jerma's voice is golden

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN MY SUB BOX!? RU-vid. please fix your sh*t.

"In Colombia, El Ocin is bringing drug cartels together to form one, big, unstopeable drugs export machine" My god...rip english...

At 4:53 man infiltrates vietcong base after time warping through space

Dammit I was still expecting a noise at the end =.=

Damn, I didn't know they were distributing MGS 5 demos already.

Is there a video game were the Mexican drug cartel is your enemy AND the game isn't a total piece of crap!?

jerma you must confess... are you roommates with star?

this gave me ptsd flashbacks...very chilling depiction of war/military stuff

This might be a real old video but I'm so glad it was in my recommended

you know what the dumbest thing is ? that i actually have this game -_-

"Trash his car with a *baseball bat*!" *Car explodes!* *Car* *Explodes* "Trash this car with a *baseball bat*" *BASEBALL BAT* Mission accomplished!

Probably my favourite of your videos. The soul searching bit got me

I definitely need more of Operation Alpha Zylon gameplay, Jerma. Please go make more!

Nah, that's Call of Duty. All of them.

Still better than BF4 or Call of Duty.

Most realistic military shooter of all time! 10/10 IGN

This is and always will be one of my favorite Jerma videos of all time

5:07 Adam falling to the Earth to begin humanity

I think Star_ and Jerma should just form one channel. Pretty much every video they make they are both in it anyway.

These type of videos always cheer me up. Thank you jerma :)

Oh man Jerma, I love you man (no homo ;) ) Your laugh is brilliant and I love it when you do these random dumb games. The car part and the falling through the ground part was epic you're awesome!!