GRANNY: Chapter 2 

Mark: “Da fuq is dark mode?” Mark 2 seconds later: “OH SHIT WHY IS EVERYTHING SO DARK?!?!”

“I just need to walk quietly” *character sounds like a freaking tap dancer while walking*

Markiplier: *sees iron maiden* “that’s not a good thing” Also Markiplier: *goes inside the iron maiden*

i nearly pissed myself when grandpa jumped under the bed

_Grandpa hits very hard_ Granny: *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

Mark: *chooses darkmode* Game: *is dark* Mark: 'o'

Mark: **chooses dark mode** Also Mark: **confused about why it’s so dark**

No one: No one at all: These captions: “Kroeber”

Granny: prepare for trouble Grandpa: make it double

Mark: “Man look at your kankles” Granny: immediately stops Mark: “Uhh... I didn’t say anything”

Mark: Gets himself cornered in a small room, hoping no one will go in Also Mark: **LOUD NOISES**

“oH gOd GrAnDpY dOn’T Do ThE cHa-ChA sLiDe oN mEeEeEe” -Markiplier 2019

Markiplier: one more try 10 months later Markiplier: one more try

“I apologize for my existence” Same

Time Stamps for Jumpscares (Reposting so this doesn't get buried): 2:07 (Grandpa jumpscare) 3:46 (Grandma begins chasing you) 4:01 (Strange noise) 4:37 (Grandpa jumpscare) 5:38 (Sewer monster jumpscare) 6:44 (Grandma speaks) 7:15 (Grandma jumpscare) 9:44 (Grandma speaks) 11:11 (Grandma jumpscare) 12:26 (Grandpa speaks & laughs not too long after) 12:46 (Weird Mark thing) 14:15 (Grandma speaks) 16:04 (Strange noise) 17:55 (Grandpa jumpscare) 19:01 (Strange noise) (I think it’s Grandma but who knows? Maybe I everyone else does and I’m just an idiot) 19:45 (Grandma jumpscare) 20:52 (Grandma jumpscare) 21:36 (Grandpa jumpscare) 22:25 (Grandma jumpscare) (It really doesn’t get better) 26:35 (Grandma jumpscare) 27:18 (Grandma jumpscare) 28:03 (Grandpa jumpscare) 30:18 (Grandma jumpscare) 31:35 (Grandma laughs) 33:51 (Grandpa jumpscare)

Mark: **gets spotted** Granny: Prepare for trouble Grandpa: *Make it double*

Somethings I noticed playing the game: 1. Grandma will literally hear everything from anywhere. You could be in basement, drop a key and she'll still hear you even all the way upstairs. 2. Grandpa will occasionally sleep on the couch in the livingroom. I even tested dropping a key next to him to grab the Security key and he didn't even wake up. 3. Grandma plays the piano. This might mean she can't hear the sounds you make while she does. (This is just a theory.) 4. If you would rather find out where the gun case is by yourself by all means do but if you don't it is in the dinning room inside the bookcase.

Mark: Continually plays scary games that involve stealth, patience, and staying quiet. Also Mark: Runs everywhere full speed, rounds corners so quick and is suprised when the enemy is there, and yells everything he's doing at the top of his lungs.

“DON’T DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE NO CHA VHA SILDE ON MEEEEEEEE”🤣🤣🤣 I love Mark❤️❤️❤️🤣

The game: you need to be quiet unless you want to die Mark: Can I play the piano?

Grampy be like: "Sliiide to the left!" *DEMONIC SCREAMING*

Mark: Turns on dark mode Grampi: Its free relistate

Mark: Can I hide in the shower? Ima hide in the shower *Mark hides is shower* Granny:I SEEEEEEEE u *Mark slams door* Mark: no u don’t!

Markiplier: "Bold strategies..." Markiplier two seconds later: "Dies."

20:25 “I apologize for my existence.” That’s a mood if ever there was one.

Granny: I SeE yOu Mark: HAHA tHaTs fUnNy bC u DoNt!!!

This video is a little old but I couldn’t find one of these so here y’alls go. If you don’t need or want one of these, just move on. No need to be a jerk. I also might’ve zoned out in some parts of the video tell me if I miss any! 2:07 (Grandpa jumpscare) 3:46 (Grandma begins chasing you) 4:01 (Strange noise) 4:37 (Grandpa jumpscare) 5:38 (Sewer monster jumpscare) 6:44 (Grandma speaks) 7:15 (Grandma jumpscare) 9:44 (Grandma speaks) 11:11 (Grandma jumpscare) 12:26 (Grandpa speaks & laughs not too long after) 12:46 (Weird Mark thing) 14:15 (Grandma speaks) 16:04 (Strange noise) 17:55 (Grandpa jumpscare) 19:01 (Strange noise) (I think it’s Grandma but who knows? Maybe I everyone else does and I’m just an idiot) 19:45 (Grandma jumpscare) 20:52 (Grandma jumpscare) 21:36 (Grandpa jumpscare) 22:25 (Grandma jumpscare) (It really doesn’t get better) 26:35 (Grandma jumpscare) 27:18 (Grandma jumpscare) 28:03 (Grandpa jumpscare) 30:18 (Grandma jumpscare) 31:35 (Grandma laughs) 33:51 (Grandpa jumpscare) That was a lot. @-@ Well, have a nice day/night! Muah!

Mark in Granny: "ya can't bear trap your way to success" Mark in Bigfoot: "WHERE ARE MORE BEAR TRAPS, I NEED MORE TRAAAAPSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAA"

Markiplier: *Hears beartraps* *Vietnam flashbacks*

Mark: "im not a professional, im sorry im not" Me: mark you have 24.8 million people watching you and you call your self a non-professional

7:07 Mark: *Drops* *clothe* *hanger* Mark after Granny hits him: “wHaT dId yOu hEaR, tHe sAfE?!”.

Markiplier: That's not a good thing. Goes straight in it.

"Be Quiet. Granny hears everything Grandpa doesn't hear well but he hits hard." Sounds like my Grandparents.

This is a fine example that game doesn’t have to look great or have complicated story to be good. As a horror game Granny fills it purpose really well. It’s not just jumpscares and funny looking blood stains. This is psychological horror at it’s best. It makes you feel like you are actually trapped in spooky house with crazy serial killers and you have to outsmart them. You need to focus and remember several details and try to think of solution under extreme pressure. It really puts your nerves in real test ☠️

19:53 Mark: "This whole like... Mobile game thing... I wish it didn't exist. " His iPad: " I'ght, imma head out. "

Mark: *is seen while he’s hiding* Grampy: Now it’s time to get funky

Mark: Drops key "I didn't mean that" Mark: drops key again

Nobody: No one soul: Not one speck of dust: Not even God Himself: Markiplier: "sEcUriTaCkA"

I love how him turning up his graphics makes mine go down.

Mark: hides under bed "go awwaayy" Grandpa: *OH CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

my favorite thing about mark is when he’s rushing or freaked out he starts babbling without thinking, “bold morning dew on my nips..”

4:24 Grampy: *"T H E R E Y O U A R E !!!"* Mark: *Tries to hide under the bed, but keeps coming in and out from under it* Grampy: *Does the cha-cha slide under the bed* Me who's never been found under the bed by grampy: ⊙.☉

Markiplier: DARK MODE WAS A MISTAAAKE Me: ...AND so was IIII

Nobody: Mark: I can't see anything... GRAMPY: I S E E Y O U ! ! Mark: *screams in confusion*

Mark: *Changes difficulty to “easy”* Me: “Oh well, now Mark can easily beat this game in no time.” Mark: *Turns on “dark” mode* Me: “F-

Mark:*runs from granny successfully Grandpa:*magically comes around a corner and smacks mark. Also Grandpa:stealth increased over 9000

17:49 OH OH GOD NO GRAMPY DON'T DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE NO CHA CHA SLIDE ON ME

I can't believe he still has the same scary game outro after all these years. Respect.

Mark: *sees tentical monster* that's probably dangerous Also mark: *jumps in water with it*

Granny: *sneaky as shit* Grandpa: "hehe, skull go crack!"

22:08 I spat out my porridge cause I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣

Mark: "I don't know what *DARK* mode is, but I turned it on" * everything gets darker * Moments later: "oH dark mode was a mistake"

„Im finding all the ways to die that’s great.“ - Markiplier 2019

I love how he said “grammy”

the TRUE horror was Mark getting an ad.😏

Mark: **sees Grampy** Also Mark: **hides under bed** Grampy: **sees Mark hide under bed** Also Grampy: CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH! Mark: **dies**

Mark: *_sees weird tentacles coming out of the water_* Also Mark: ight imma head in

"Shat out another bear trap"

2:00 When grandpa finds you up past your bedtime, so he kindly puts you to sleep

Mark: "This whole like mobile game thing, I wish it didn't exist..." (1 second later) Mark: "MY PAD!!!!"

Mark: This whole like Mobile game thing. I wish it didn't exsist. Instantly I-pad falls off table. Me: Careful what you wish for.

Mark: *Turns on dark mode* Also Mark: *wHy'S iT sO dArK??* Grandpa: *I sEe yOuU* Granny: *i sEe yOuUuUu*

When it says to “Use headphones for best experience” they mean use headphones for PTSD level paranoia

The way mark plays this game makes me have anxiety

Markiplier: I think I should avoid those tenticals. Also Markiplier: *jumps into the squid monster's water*

No one: Game: Grandpa hits very hard but doesn’t hear well Also game: granny hears very well so look out. Markiplier: she shits bare traps

12:21 Mark: Walks upstairs Gramps: I SEE YOU Mark: WHATTHEFACK

"Just grandpa doing the cha-cha slide under the bed is, it's gonna haunt my dreams for the rest of my life." - Markiplier, 2019.

Full Jumpscare Highlights: "!! !!" means it's a BIG jumpscare. Attempt 1: 1:04 4:24 Doesn't like it Mark. !! 4:35 !! Peek-a-boo. 5:36 Nom Nom ^^ 6:27 Where aaareee you? 7:13 Yes Mark we did >:) 11:08 Dead. Attempt 2: 11:53 12:17 Darker Mode was an excellent idea. 12:43 A Heist With Markiplier Sneak Peak (October 30th). 13:20 If you can't see anything Mark, then why do you charge up the stairs like that. . . 13:57 But Granny can see YOU! 15:47 Close Call. 17:47 It's Grampys Turn 18:38 GRANDMA!!! 19:41 There's no getting past Grandma. 20:48 Don't look down too long. . . 21:33 I See You! 22:21 Cry louder Mark, wont draw in any attention. . . Mark does A practice session at 23:13 Attempt 3: 25:22 25:47 Yes, Grandad is coming down to check on you. 26:33 Nope. 27:17 I said NOPE! 28:00 The New Tag Team Champions Have Won! !! 30:15 !! Crowbar ain't gonna help you here Mark. 32:00 Your assumption were once again incorrect. 33:50 Two Time Tag Team Champions.

Granny: *walk around the cournor and sees mark* Mark: *gorila noises have been enabled* 6:27

5:44 Great, now I've got that song stuck in my head again... 🎶_Dumb ways to die~ so many dumb ways to die~ Dumb ways to di-i-ie~ So many dumb ways to die..._🎶

Mark: *Turns on darker mode* Also Mark: *Surprised pikachu face now that the setting is actually darker*

Mark: *sees an iron maiden* Also Mark: gets inside immediately

“You can’t bear trap your way to success grandma!”

There’s another iOS game called “Grannie”. Ya, it’s spelled exactly like that. It looks really good and I think you would like it. Like so Mark can see this and play the game.

Mark: "How DoEs ShE jUsT sHiT OuT A BeAr TrAp?!" Me: "One of life's many mysteries..."

Mark: Stands still when grandpa approaches him and dies Mark: “I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BEAT THIS IN MY LIFE”

Bro I died when he kept accidentally going in and out from over the bed 😭 “oh shit OH SHIT” 😭

“Grandpa can do the cha cha slide” Should not have laughed as loud as I did

Mark: Dark mode was a mistake Darkiplier: Am I a JoKe tO yOu¿

"Darker mode was a terrible idea, I can't see anything" Grandpa: I see you!

Markiplier: AHHH DONT HIT ME NO! me: MOVE RUN DO SOMETHING!

Hopefully we get to see Mark play Granny 3 with Grandma, Grandpa and their Granddaughter Slendrina (yes its actually a thing)

Nobody: Markiplier: Grandpa can Cha Cha Slide underneath the bed

4:10 - The patient seems to show signs of PTSD due to the sound of a bear trap being placed down. You can see their facial expression change as he gets into a defensive position ready to be scared.

mark: i am not a professional also mark: has a whole setup and almost 30 million subscribers

There's always something so funny about Mark's sheer panic at times

Mark: *drops something* Mark: "Oh god, did you hear that?" Mark: *gets caught* Mark: "wHaT dID yOu hEaR?"

20:00 Mark: I wish mobile games didn't exist His Pad: I'mma head out

warning at the start of the game: WARNING granny hears EVERYTHING Markiplier: *drops things and makes the floor creak* "did she hear that"? viewers: YES SHE DID, RUUUUUUUUNNNN

Anything: **drops** Mark: why do I hear boss music

"You can't just bear trap your way to success" -Markiplier

Mark getting the spark plug again is kinda poetic in a way 22:23

17:54 CHA CHA SLIDE BOIIII

Mark: Man look at your kankles Granny: *stops* Mark: Granny: *continues to walk* Mark: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

"I wish I didn't turn Darker mode on..." *Darkiplier slightly frowns in the corner*

Mark: no granny I’ve been a every good boy grandpa “Granny nods to kill mark” Also mark: oh $hit, eh whatever

“ oh crowburr “ 😂😂

Granny: *coming down the stairs* Markiplier: *AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT*

This guy trapped in a house: OK so i gotta be quiet so they don't hear me Also this guy dropping something: *YEEEEEEEET*