SCARIEST GRANDMA EVER | Granny - FULL GAME 

Markiplier: She's blind, oh she's gotta be blind, she's definitely blind. Granny: I SEE YOU.

Normies: "Shotgun." Mark, an intellectual: *G r a n d m a E x t i n g u i s h e r .*

Mark: Drops a minuscule object 20 meters from Granny's location. Granny: "Now all of China knows you're here."

Nothing like a bit of Markiplier therapy for when you're feeling sick.

Mark: "She's blind! She must be blind! That's it!" Granny: "I see you~" Mark: "....."

Mark: Who is this, Grandpa? Developer: Write that down, write that down!!

It’s almost 11:00 pm, I’m sick, and in the dark watching a five year old video of Markiplier bullying his grandmother. Great times right now

timestamping a markiplier video so you dont have to 0:00 Coming Up... 0:03 Intro 0:20 Settings 0:36 Tips 0:48 Context 1:03 Cutscene 1:46 *Attempt 1* 1:53 *Day 1* 2:48 1st Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Spawn Room *Item in Hand* -- None 2:57 *Day 2* 4:12 2nd Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Upstairs (Unspecified) *Item in Hand* -- None 4:21 *Day 3* 6:01 3rd Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- 1st Bedroom *Item in Hand* -- Brown Cogwheel 6:04 *Day 4* 8:32 4th Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Bathroom *Item in Hand* -- None 8:40 *Day 5 (The Last Day)* 9:13 5th Death (Game Over) *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Stairs (Main Floor *Item in Hand* -- None 9:22 *G A M E O V E R* 10:10 *Attempt 2* 10:12 *Day 1* 11:19 6th Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- 2nd Floor *Item in Hand* -- Shotgun Part 11:27 *Day 2* 24:10 7th Death *Progress Made* -- Completed Shotgun, Attached 2 Painting Pieces, Placed Engine Part, Shot Granny Once, Attached Car Battery *Location* -- Stairs (Basement) *Item in Hand* -- Shotgun 24:16 *Day 3* 25:57 8th Death *Progress Made* -- None *Location* -- Kitchen *Item in Hand* -- None 25:35 *Day 4* 28:37 9th Death *Progress Made* -- Shot Granny Twice, Unlocked Playhouse, Attached 1 Painting Piece, Unlocked Attic *Location* -- Attic *Item in Hand* -- None 28:45 *Day 5 (The Last Day)* 40:12 10th Death *Progress Made* -- Shot Granny Four Times, Used Winch Handle, Unlocked Master Key, Completed Painting, Used Meat, Knocked Down Screwdriver, Unlocked Screw Panel, Unlocked Safe, Cut 1 Wire, Knocked Down Planks, Placed Down Plank, Smashed Camera, Turned Off Fan *Location* -- 2nd Floor (Vent) *Item in Hand* -- None this already took me an hour to do so... there's no way i can finish this ur welcome

"You have five days." Five Nights at Granny's.

Granny: *Going to kill Markiplier* Markiplier: *shoots Granny* Also Markiplier: I feel bad...

37:24 - Me: Yay! Mark can take the plank off the door and escape! Mark: Let's go do everything but that!

As someone with an APD, turning on subtitles helps me understand a lot of things I'd otherwise miss! With that, whoever does the subtitles for Mark is absolutely lovely :)

Mark: EWWWWW DON'T KISS ME!! *A few moments later* Mark: SPANK ME Grandma

*"old people are the greatest, they're full of wisdom and experience"* Granny: **hits you with a stick**

Hey Mark, tip for future reference: You can lock granny in the sauna and knock her out by turning it on with her in it Also, the teddy goes in the crib

Just mark going “yeah where you at gradma, BOOOM” is priceless

Mark: she’s definitely blind. Granny literally a millisecond after: I see you 14:10

Mark reeling back as if Granny has actually hit him really adds to the experience

Mark playing a horror game by knocking the monster out and pretty much not letting it remain conscious for more than 30 seconds at a time for an extended period of time is amazing

Mark: "she must be blind!!" Granny: "I seeee you" Mark: (•_•) 14:12

"'Granny is now gone for 2 minutes and 30 seconds'" "That's all I get??" - mark people playing on extreme difficulty getting 15 seconds:

mark needs to come back to this game for the 1.8 update and explore all the new additions to the map since he played this

21:25 I don't know why, but that series of events was hilarious. Mark drunkenly hits his head on the ceiling trying to go up the stairs. Then, he stumbles off the staircase INTO A BEARTRAP. Then, he fumbles his shotgun onto the stairs, which procedes to block his attempts to get out of the beartrap.

*Loads shotgun with malicious intent* g r a n d m a!!!

*Mark shoots granny* Mark: “Granny come back I miss what we had”

Mark: "I'm about to beat grandma." Also Mark: *Opens door* "Nope." *Closes door*

49:07 the way Mark insult granny while she get shoot 🤣

Fun fact for those who don’t know: the teddy bear has 3 uses. 1) you can use the bear to track granny- you’ll be able to hear a heartbeat if granny is near 2) If u place the bear in the baby crib, “slenderina” a ghost will appear 3) if granny see’s slenderina appear, she disappears and runs away

Mark: I'm not a masochist! *Mark looks at a bear trap* Mark: Those look fun

38:12 I love how the more he looks around, the more he realises he's completely done

Love that he picked up the teddy bear, the KEY TO A MUCH HARDER GAME MODE, and decided to guillotine it. 👍

Mark: she’s gotta be blind- Grandma: I see you Mark: well that definitely pokes some holes-

Mark: has hammer Mark: has master key Mark: goes for car route

My whole family watched this on xmas and we were all screaming and laughing. Thank you markiplier

I think I’m addicted to this video. I can’t stop rewatching it. Shows how good an entertainer Mark is!

Mark out of context: "I'm going to beat grandma."

Slender: Made people afraid of the woods Fnaf: Made people afraid of robots Batim: Made people afraid of cartoons Baldi's basics: Made people afraid of school/ teachers Dead Space: made people afraid of space Granny: Made people afraid of grandmas...

“Gender is whats in ur pants!!” Granny: *pulls out a comical amount of beartraps*

When you died it cut to the Burger King ad 💀

I love how mad he is about the master key and how it isnt a "master key"

when mark plays granny: *casually plays while granny is chasing him* me when i play granny: *too scared to leave the bedroom*

5 years ago and I’m remembering how I used to love watching people play these classics as a kid ❤

"A gun! Gonna load the grandma extinguisher." A GUN WITH ONE BULLAT

mark: last day last chance last try we got this baby the video: has 20 minutes left me: *somethings wrong, i can feel it*

Mark: "She's gotta be blind, she can't see this." Granny: *Imma bout to end this man's whole career*

5 years ago.. wow.. i used to watch markiplier when i was a kid.. time flies fast

Hello Neighbour shoulda taken notes from this game now THIS is how you make a grown man shit himself

mark: *sets* *difficulty* *to* *easy* also mark: grandma won't be able to get me, no sir, no creaky floorboards, she won't be able to get meeee me: *sees* *that* *there'es* *46* *minutes* *left* *thinks* *to* *myself* : yeah okay mark

This game looked really cheap on a surface level, but it has way more puzzly aspects to it than I was expecting. I was first thinking it would be like "Find the 8 Shotgun Pieces! Hu-hoy!" But no, there are like six different puzzles all with their own pieces. The real mystery is why your character apparently only has one arm and no pockets. I mean, hell. Those keys I could even hold between my teeth if I had to.

Mark's newfound confidence from "Granny's medicine" killed me🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

Watching markiplier is a whole norther way of healing when you're sick or feeling down. Love this channel. I hope it helps everyone ❤

I like how Mark actually reacts to the “deaths” as if they’re actually happening to him. He tilts his head in reaction when she bats him. He started a panicked shouting when he fell through the floor. When he gets caught in a bear trap, he groans as if he’s feeling a sustaining pain.

Mark: It’s on baby I’ve got this We’ve got this Me: *checks how much time is left* he don’t got this

if you put captions on at 6:33 then it says (Giggling) (demons being released)

Markiplier: " *YEAHHHH.. GRANDMA YOU STUPID LADY YOU LITTLE STUPID LADY-* " Granny: " *Ok- so i took that personally-* "

Markiplier: THATS WHAT IT IS, SHE'S BLIND! Granny: I see you 👀 Markiplier: *INSERT SURPRISED PIKACHU MEME*

At the first 10 minutes Mark's crawling and hiding every second, 30 minutes in, he be running and shooting grandma every second.

0:50 "Get out of there! Who is this grandpa?" Little did he know grandpa was evil too

14:00 Mark: She _is_ blind! She must be blind, she must be blind! She’s gotta be blind. That’s gotta be the thing, she’s blind. Granny: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

Markiplier: “If I lose this after doing all this hard work i’mma be so fucking pissed” Me: *looks at the time* 25:45 out of 56:09.....yea he’s gonna be pissed

Alternate Title: Markiplier getting bullied by Grandma for 56 minutes straight

23:20 Made me laugh so hard Mark: Oh grandma you don't wanna test me... Wait where's my gun? Granny:*giggles* Mark: OOH GRANDMA NOOO!!

4:45 is my favorite part of the video

Every time Mark dies/gets knocked out 1:38 (cutscene) (hit by Granny) 2:48 (hit by Granny) 4:12 (hit by Granny) 6:00 (hit by Granny) 8:32 (hit by Granny) 9:13 (hit by Granny) 9:35 (kissed by Granny) 11:18 (fell through the floor) 24:10 (hit by Granny) 25:27 (hit by Granny) 28:38 (bit by asshole spider) 40:12: (hit by Granny) 41:26 (hit by Granny) 41:45 (beheaded by Granny) 45:16 (hit by Granny)

Mark: "She must be blind." Grandma: "I seee youuuuu." Mark: "Ok that definitely pokes some holes in my blind theory." Top kek

Nobody: Nothing: Not even a soul: Mark: I lOvE yOu GrAnDmA! gRaNdMa I lOvE yOu!

All deaths: -First week: 2:48 4:13 6:00 8:32 9:13 9:36 - Game Over -Second week: 11:18 24:09 25:27 28:37 40:12 41:25 41:45 - Game Over -Third week: 45:16 Last death

I love how he gets so confident in his plans and 2.5 seconds later he is screaming because it failed. Thats our Mark

"Maybe I can shoot grandma."- Markiplier 2018

Wait til he finds the secret out about the sauna.... lol

m:"shes blind for sure" g:"I SEE YOUUUU"

Mark: Granny’s blind, She’s so blind Granny: I seeee youuu Mark: ;-;

Markiplier: " she's blind! That has to be it granny is blind!" Granny: " I see you" Markiplier: " well that poked lots of holes in that theory" XD

51:58 fact: bats can actually see, they're not blind (they might have bad eye sight) but they have more better hearing, so they use their ears for lots of stuff. I know, people, you might know this already, then just ignore this comment if you already know this fact. I'm just reminding Mark at this time stamp that bats aren't actually blind. And I know 'blind as a bat' is something people say to things or people that they're blind but I'm just saying facts and I might sound like a smart ass and all, but that's how I am, I say the truth. (Sometimes I'll lie, but I'm honest most of the time!)

Funny how you mentioned Granny being blind, I believe that under the stairs there's actually pepper spray as a weapon that can blind her. Edit: Apparently this version of the game was before they added the pepper spray. Also, I find it impressive that (even though it took you more than a few tries) you went from a noob to understanding the majority of the puzzles in this version within the span of a single video. Great job, man!

Mark: giggling Subtitles: *demons being released*

“Last day, last chance, last try, here we go baby. It’s on baby! It’s on baby! I’ve got this! We’ve got this! I’ve got this!” Narrator: He, in fact, did not have this.

In the first five minutes of Mark playing this game, he already started to go insane 😂😅

Damn. . . five years ago.

“My cousin cutting pliers” Comedy gold

36:09 "Cutting Pliers" He missed an opportunity to call them "Marki-pliers"

honestly this is me when I’m staying with my grandma for dome reason. she’s not like granny at all but I’m terrified to wake her up while I’m walking around in the middle of the night because I’m afraid she’ll think I’m an intruder and shoot me. I feel like this was just me tell you in a paragraph that I’m terrified of my 87 year old grandmother-

14:23 "wow just casually toss that out of ur pants" got me lol

6:46 _Local hostage found in woodland cabin proclaims to rescuers that he’s “about to throw down with grandma”_

The funniest part was when he called the shotgun the "Grandma Extinguisher" LOL

cant believe it's been 4 years since this video. still one of my favorites :')

6:45 Mark:I’m about to beat up grandma! Also mark:*hears noise* NOPE!

This is why you always eat what Grandma gives you

anyone else watching this in 2024 lol

Hubby has just left me for 2 hours and this is what I'm gonna watch. Markiplier videos

Markiplier: She's Definitely Blind! Granny: I see you...

The way Mark shoots Granny with so much passion and hatred but also a victorious feeling is just too funny

>"i don't care about the car" >escapes in the car

i like how he is so confident on 10:28 in the video.

“Alright grandma, if that’s your real name” 😭

What happens at Grandma's. Stays at Grandma's.

"All right grandma, if that is your real name." 11:41

Him: “She’s blind, she’s have to be blind, she definitely blind. Granny: I sEE yOUuuuuUu

"Why can't I tell where she is? Why is she so tiptoe quiet? Why does Grandma not make noise? WhY DoES GrAndMa gET a +2 tO StEAlTh?" -Markiplier 2018

24:05 Mark: Calls her stupid. Mark:*DIES right after insult*