Michael Che - White Women Took Brooklyn 

I will defy the stereotype. I am a middle aged white woman and I do not rescue pit bulls, let alone put sweaters on 'em, live in Brooklyn, or am vegan. I love cooking great bbq, live in the burbs and love cats more than any one person should. But hey, if someone puts a sketch out there like this, then of course those *would* be the pics you're gonna get.

Gracie B. You just defied it in the most stereotypical way..like huh

Saw that too 😂😂😂😂😂

@@gracieb.3054 want a cookie?

@neon 💀🔥💀🔥💀🔥💀🔥💀

Jaisean didn’t you use to do gain trains

*His name is Nicole, its even better lmao.

Hey man, love your music.

😂😂😂😂🙌🏼 Sally. We picked Sally! And he’s a Buddhist and he wears tutus. ;)

It's funny because I use to crip it up until I killed someone and now I'm a vegan 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Eros Delorenzi nope

Syria used to be sketchy, but now it's pretty chill.

@Eros Delorenzi ...That sounds like a weed question to me.

@Eros Delorenzi Nah they all moved to Florida so they can complain about how much it sucks compared to Brooklyn.

@Eros Delorenzi And Italian women are?

"Ever try to stop a hundred thousand people from getting where they want to go???" 😂😂

🤣

I’m fucking dead😂

iamKlinge yo i said the same thing

That's it. The single line that damn near killed me. 😂💀

@Taryn Morvillo: What in tarnation are you talking about??? He's funny, but that's inarguably a rich, fake, selfish woman voice. Don't the Kardashian's sound like that too?

@@gracieb.3054 that's the point lol

Read this comment in that voice lol

"This white girl voice is mines now"

@@gracieb.3054 The Kardashians are white tho what's your point💀

great joke

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

that almost explains everything...

I can’t breathe. This dude has me weaker than COVID. Too soon? I already know 🎩 🧥 🚪 Already leaving.

@@nordicfalcon COVID isn't weak tho

That's pretty deep actually, especially if it was in Canada

@@becarefulwhatyoufish4764 all I see is a sea of "whispers" white people. Wouldn't call that "diverse."

@Mookinzmolly I couldn't agree more..brown hair, black hair, blonde hair, red hair, green eyes, blue eyes, brown eyes, hazel eyes... We are. Everyone else is brown/black hair and brown eyes ... For the most part.

Don't know what it's like in America but white Europe is diverse

@@becarefulwhatyoufish4764 "white" is a generic term. Half of the world could be deemed as white. Broaden your knowledge and stop saying stupid sh**.

that's cute

lemme guess, you let it run without a leash at the dog park and the other dogs have their time ruined?

Didn't take in a pitbull...but a 110 lb King Shepherd and he also had sweaters

Lmao 😂 😂

I promise y'all, white women are not scared of us...it's an act. They have no fear!

@@jamieunderwood33 can confirm. White lady here.

@@puckered6036 No. Think about it. Mass is involved too. For example, there's a huge difference between getting hit with a tennis ball going 30 mph and a truck going 30 mph.

@MEGATRON Yeah right lmao

*shit

@@MattiaDeG hey thanks for bringing me back to this video. Surprised to see over a hundred people agreed with my comment. A quick glance at the likes and other comments show that the majority agree, but thank you for your *shitty input random internet douche. ;)

@IAmaPersion lol

@IAmaPersion the majority didn't put him in office though... Millions more voted for the other candidate

IAmaPersion what did trump have to do with ANY of this i’m laughing so hard at your comment

Made me laugh so hard 🤣

He was right that was gross

Fun fact: apparently a room filled with people but only one door can be vacated faster when the people exit in an orderly manner (the study I’m thinking of achieved this by putting a pillar near the door) instead of everyone rushing for the door :)

Check his Netflix special

I will say half dead

Che just keeps getting better and funnier. His delivery is really original

Audience wasn’t dead, they aren’t mic’d up so you can’t hear.

Or maybe his comedy is lacking.

Fritz P me too I was like really dude 4 yrs same shit lol

Good job you dipshits j/k

I mean, no one would’ve known had u not announced it here though 😂

It's timeless material regardless

He used the we owe China 11 million dollars joke this year

CLEO LMFAO

... and she dress it in a sweater?? 🤣🤣🤣

i think he's the heir apparent to dave chappelle..

@@marctouss1862 is this serious

@chad thundercock But still keeps you glued to them, unless you didn't know the race of the comic when you clicked on this link

@chad thundercock Yeah white people get alot of flack, cuz for some reason it's genuinely funny. Everyone makes fun of white people including white people. Now you may say "well what if white comedians made fun of...." no it wouldn't be funny cuz u sound bitter😂unless u George Carlin or Bill Burr.

Marc Touss he’s just a shitty clone

When you ask her "What floor" and she responds with "No.", you need to respect her decision and immediately get off the elevator after professing your admiration for Gloria Steinem. Woman: Reaction time is a factor is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Man: Sure. Woman: One-one-eight-seven at Unterwasser. Man: That's the hotel. Woman: What? Man: Where I live. Woman: Nice place? Man: Yeah, sure I guess-- that part of the test? Woman: No, just warming you up, that's all. Man: Oh. It's not fancy or anything. Woman: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of the sudden- Man: Is this the test now? Woman: Yes. You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down- Man: What one? Woman: What? Man: What desert? Woman: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. Man: But how come I'd be there? Woman: Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want some man time by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a girl, Male Oppressor, she's crawling towards you- Man: Girl, what's that? Woman: Know what a woman is? Man: Of course. Woman: Same thing. Man: I've never seen a woman -- But I understand what you mean. Woman: You reach down, you flip the girl over on her back, Male Oppressor. Man: Do you make up these questions, Ms. Steinem, or do they write them down for you?

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing WHY WAS YOUR COMMENT SO FUCKING FUNNY

I stare at a wall like a dog with neurological problems

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Gloria Steinem is truly a philosophical and political carcinogen.

Bill Burr and Doug Stanhope, line 2.

...oh shit and of course RIP Patrice

and Trevor Noah

@@ToluRobertson facts

Yeah

Yeah

You name is awesome and clever

no one cares

Ok kayleigh

Jokes aside, you won't want to be there. That's problem here.

underrated comment

@Bonnie Foley - Hooray, white woman, goddess! Now, let's send you to sort out Afghanistan! It never ceases to amaze how conceited certain women are!

White womannnn ACTIVATED 😂

dogs are good at detecting human emotions, Fear tends to worsen behavior in dogs

Lol. One more thing left for you to do. Please post a video when you get there. And say the magic words. "Syria's mines now" 😂😂

🤣☠

Probably fake cry too haha

Christina hart we love you❤

And shes liberal and drives a suburu with a bike rack.

My fav part! 🤣

that sounds like Dubai lol

Trader Joe’s is Aldi 😂

@No Dogma Mama 90% of our female population is working and jobs for women here are the suitable, respectful and well-paying jobs. How do you think we live here, you moronic ignoramus?

@No Dogma Mama Why the hell are you talking about something you don't know shit about as if you're omniscient. Syria is not theocratic; we're not Saudi Arabia. Most people here are apatheists; the goverment doesn't force religion on anyone and almost nobody here care about other people's beliefs. You don't have any idea about Syrian people. The only reason we are in this situation here is because the big bad boys have some interests here. ISIS and other fanatic organizations was formed and supported with the help of your hypocritic goverment and the Arabian-Gulf Countries. Abo Bakr Al-Baghdadi was a CIA agent. Fuck everybody who was the cause of this crisis we're in from America, Russia to Turkey and Saudi. We were fine and now after your hyporcritic government did this to us, they have the nerves to depict us as backward, fanatic, primitive creatures. I always try to seperate your people from your goverments but some clueless uncultured people like yourself make me really disappointed

Vultures

white women*

subtle? deep?

It's a joke bro. Chill.

funny, i was just thinking that its overrated

@RedRose7997 Because most people could body a chihuahua in one hit, and they have tiny little mouths, whereas pit bulls are big motherfuckers, and they clamp down hard as shit.

@No Dogma Mama So classy they're responsible for most deaths. The "but small dogs" things doesn't work at all seeing as if a Chihuahua wants someone dead it's a nuisance, when pit bulls want people dead it's life threatening.

@J PrOvost Statistics>RU-vid anecdotes

@J PrOvost Nobody is gonna kill pet owners over a fucking dog. You're a clown.

Did the song Timber save him?

Syria here she comes..lol

Syria used to be sketchy but now it's chill

Just Shon don’t move to my neighborhood.. I don’t need the rent going any higher

Did you put sweaters on them?

kaye el yassssss

@Grace - No, it's only because these lame jokes flatter your female vanity. That's why you like them. Women can't handle the truth about themselves.

Pitbulls should be bred out of existence, they are dangerous asf, all of them need to be put down

@@joebidenjr5902 they're not, my cousin has a pit bull shes lovely!

I agree, I wish Michael was in more sketches.

he writes alot of sketches like Black Jeopardy

They garrett morriss people

Its the only part of snl i watch, partly because it comes up on snapchat but also its just my favorite part

right??

Daniel Enock that made me feel a lot better because I just turned 33 and have been going thru a quarter life crisis 😂

He was saying white women were dangerous before the Karens reached full strength.

@nutmeg I concur

@@JM-dw5fu I wasn't explaining at you. Sorry if it came off that way. I was just adding to what you said.

Drunk white women walking the streets, that's more terrifying than isis 😢

Yeah because it’s the truth 😁

Me too!! 🙌🏻

@LinZ Dubs - Of course you would! Ego. Ego. Ego.

As a white woman what ass?

and even the older dave chapprelle was lame as shit

I'm inclined to agree

@@mariomueller9692 cause he sold out

I feel like he's better than young Dave. Young Dave was kinda corny

iamcornelia

No you're not

ya slam dunk wants you back Sakuragi

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Stop gentrifying the comments section