GTA 4 - The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission #2 - Chinese Takeout [100% Objectives] 

00:00:00-00:00:46 Christopher Theoret Duarte: The problem with this guy is, I can't even think straight, he's always talkin'! Kyle Elliot Korver: Slow down Chris you take everythin’ too personal! Tiago Splitter: There he is! Welcome to the war council, pal! Kid Danger: Guys! What the hell happened?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Tiago Splitter: Nothin’ happened... we’re just discussin’ pest control! Christopher Theoret Duarte: Well, I've given you my advice, Tiago, you do what you think is best! Kyle Elliot Korver: I agree! Christopher Theoret Duarte: Finally! Kyle Elliot Korver: I mean I don't agree with what he says - I agree that you know best! Christopher Theoret Duarte: Excuse me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Edited: Kyle Elliot Korver: Relax... I didn't mean nothin’ by it! Look either we’re gonna make a right call or we all are gonna end up in jail anyway, where your crap ain’t gonna do me no favours! Christopher Theoret Duarte: Be careful - I'll see you later, boss, gentlemen! Kyle Elliot Korver: You're only an associate Chris ‘member that! Christopher Theoret Duarte: Yeah, yeah! M’kay tough guy! (Christopher Theoret Duarte leaves) Kyle Elliot Korver: Tiago - I gotta tell ya this, pal... he ain’t straight! Right ‘fore he came in here I just saw him talkin’ to your wife again! Tiago Splitter: You’d better leave! Eh, I need to speak to KD! Kyle Elliot Korver: Sure, boss, but uh...I just need ya to think ‘bout what I just said! Tiago Splitter: I will! Kyle Elliot Korver: Y’know?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Tiago Splitter: Trust me on that! (Kyle Elliot Korver leaves) Tiago Splitter: We got real problems! The Lost MC and the cops are all over us! Maybe you heard! I got served papers tonight! Chris yesternight! We got a couple’a boys in jail... I think they might squeal! Somebody's talkin’ - wants us out of the picture... maybe Wilt Chamberlain... or them Indiana Pacers! Somebody got to my folks! Kid Danger: So, whatcha gonna do ‘bout it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Tiago Splitter: I dunno... I gotta shut somebody up, and show everybody I mean business! I've known Chris a long time - he's straight, more or less... I know him and my wife are friends, but that don't worry me too much! Maybe he's too straight! Then there's Kyle Elliot Korver... I dunno, I don't trust him, but he's a good earner! I know he's got his eye on the big prize, but he's no dummy! Him and Chris hate each other! I gotta think ‘bout it! Kid Danger: M’kay, man! Tiago Splitter: I'll give ya a call... whoever I say to go so, go see 'em! And shut 'em up! 00:00:00 Dwayne Wade: Hey, man! Brice Johnson: Hey, bro! KD in?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Dwayne Wade: Yeah! (Brice just walks into my office where I am just talkin’ on the phone) Kid Danger: Kirk, Kirk - darn it, no no, Kirk! Kirk no - I-I-I just got the money, seriously! That ain’t the issue! Nah, I just wanna make ya happy! There anythin’ else my boys, The Lost MC can just do for ya?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Look, we just do events, parties... nah, nah, anythin’ you just like, just give it a think... alright, bye, sport! (I’d just hang up the phone) Kid Danger: What a good guy! Brice Johnson: So, what happened, KD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Kid Danger: I just don't wanna think ‘bout what happened, c’mon, bro, there's somethin’ I just gotta take care of, alright, think, think, ah, got it! (KD and Brice stumble into Michael Jordan as they leave) Michael Jordan: Hey, Mr. KD, you remember me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Kid Danger: Yeah, man, of course, of course, my business partner and my left hand man, Mr. Brice Johnson! Michael Jordan: Michael Jordan! What’s up, holmes?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Brice Johnson: Not much! Michael Jordan: Hey, you guys wanna join ‘em maybe for uh, a bit of this or a bit of that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Kid Danger: Ah, they’d like to, but they’ve gotta go deal with some business! Michael Jordan: M’kay good! Good seein’ ya! Take care, huh?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and if you ever wanna talk ‘bout franchisin’ this place, just gimme a call! Kid Danger: We will! We absolutely will! Michael Jordan: Alright! Let's go, Yusuf and I are in the mood, boys! Yao Ming: I apologize for our associate's uncouth manner! I can only say that our partnership with him is one of necessity, not volition! Please, you must be the one and only Kid Danger! Kid Danger: Ah! Notorious, maybe! This is Brice Johnson, my business partner! Yao Ming: Mr. Splitter and Mr. Pelosi have led us Chinese and Korean guys to expect much from this meetin’! Kid Danger: Yeah, ‘bout that! Tiago and Rocco have a tendency to promise more than they can deliver! They mighta been weaned too early! Brice Johnson: Yeah, or ain’t weaned at all! Yao Ming: As you can see we Chinese and Korean guys are already behind schedule on this project! We need you to... How do I put this... to 'clear thing' with The Planning Department and to east some licensing troubles! Brice Johnson: Hey, look! They ain’t lawyers! M’kay?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! They run nightclubs! Pretty badly, too! They’ve got enough trouble keepin’ the licenses on our own clubs! M’kay?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! They can’t do licenses! Yao Ming: Before my man and I were bein’ polite, Mr. Johnson, but we do not have to be! Mr. Splitter and Mr. Pelosi have made it clear that you ain’t in a position to chose who you help and who you do not! Brice Johnson: Yeah, well, that man’s got a big mouth, m’kay?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he ain't in no position to be writin’ checks for ‘em, m’kay?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! They ain’t gonna be able to help ya, period! (To his boss, Kid Danger) Let's go, KD! Kid Danger: Sorry to waste your time, Mr...! Yao Ming: He ain’t gonna go anywhere until we Chinese and Korean guys have an arrangement! Brice Johnson: No, I'm ‘fraid they are! There’s gonna be no arrangement! Have you Chinese and Korean bastards got a problem?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! You just need to take it up with your man Rocco! (Yao Ming aims a pistol at Brice) Yao Ming: You guys ain’t negotiatin’ column inches and bar tabs, you Goddamn weirdo! We Chinese guys are serious folks! Brice Johnson: Really?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Yao Ming: Yeah! Really! (Brice kicks the pistol outta Yao Ming’s hand and knocks him unconscious) Kid Danger: What the hell is wrong with Mr. Lopez?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Tony was supposed to be the irrational weirdo with anger issues?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Brice Johnson: Luis’s got anger issues?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! M’kay! The fella threatens to shoot him ‘cuz he can't arrange a liquor license for The Lost MC! Please give him a break, KD! Kid Danger: Oh God! Oh darn it, they're comin’ for ‘em! His guys are comin’! They did hear that darn shot! Brice Johnson: Dammit! Grenade! (The grenade explodes) Brice Johnson: You did not just do that...! YOU WANT SOME MORE OF THAT, ASSHOLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I’M WITH THE CHICAGO BULLS, MORON!!!!!!!!!! (To his main boss, Kid Danger) Boss, you’re free to c’mere now! Kid Danger: NO, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! Take me back to my clubhouse, will ya?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I just need to have a lie down! Brice Johnson: Hey, you need to look after yourself! 00:07:39 Fat Man: Now you’re going down in Torrington, Aspatria, Liberty Campus, Rockford, Newport, Bedford Point, Belleville Park, Fort Staunton, Cochrane Dam, Francis International Airport, Pike Creek, Cedar Grove, Wichita Gardens, Atlantic Quays, Callahan Point, Chinatown, Harwood, Hepburn Heights, Portland Beach, Portland Harbor, Portland View, The Red Light District, Saint Mark’s and Trenton, my friend! 00:09:08-00:09:09 Luis Fernando Lopez: Hey, you need to look after yourself for The Lost Brotherhood, The Military and The Republican Space Rangers in Torrington, Aspatria, Liberty Campus, Rockford, Newport, Bedford Point, Belleville Park, Fort Staunton, Cochrane Dam, Francis International Airport, Pike Creek, Cedar Grove, Wichita Gardens, Atlantic Quays, Callahan Point, Chinatown, Harwood, Hepburn Heights, Portland Beach, Portland Harbor, Portland View, The Red Light District, Saint Mark’s and Trenton! Listen to the man tonight, Tone! You just need to look after yourself for The Lost Brotherhood, The Military and The Republican Space Rangers in Torrington, Aspatria, Liberty Campus, Rockford, Newport, Bedford Point, Belleville Park, Fort Staunton, Cochrane Dam, Francis International Airport, Pike Creek, Cedar Grove, Wichita Gardens, Atlantic Quays, Callahan Point, Chinatown, Harwood, Hepburn Heights, Portland Beach, Portland Harbor, Portland View, The Red Light District, Saint Mark’s and Trenton!

If copyright never existed, people wouldn't have to put the music to zero.

The songs are copyrighted fams, that is why there is no audio in scenes in the night club.

This walk through doesn't appear to be quite as good, as the other two. Convos don't finish, and only headshots are taken. I still appreciate the lack of commentary, though.

4:00 wrong stereotype, Luis

this is my favorite mission

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7:49

Apparently Roman and Packie visit Luis' club...just so Roman can get a girl the easy way.

james bond?.

6:02

stilefty, are you lefty?

Hi