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@neilcic
@neilcic 7 лет назад
Once again, that URL. www.patreon.com/Guaranteed
@innerfire34
@innerfire34 7 лет назад
WHY DID YOU WAIT FOR THE DAY I QUIT MY JOB
@PokettoManStar
@PokettoManStar 7 лет назад
Dot net?
@FrankWasTaken
@FrankWasTaken 7 лет назад
Neil Cicierega just checked out the Patreon this morning, good chance I'll join! Funny stuff man :)
@KevinJamesVideo
@KevinJamesVideo 7 лет назад
PSVR frank Hey, I love your stuff! Get ready for some PSVR usage in our next video.
@illkitty
@illkitty 7 лет назад
For people new to Patreon, you can also set caps to how much you want to give monthly. If you want to give $5 a month max, or what have you, the option is there, regardless of the amount of videos uploaded. I just don't want people to be discouraged from contributing to the cause. Not that you can put a price on the video gold that these three entertainers deliver.
@pickles3128
@pickles3128 7 лет назад
Neil Cicierega is the poster child for what good things can happen when you let your child drop out of school to sit in front of a computer and play with video editing software all day.
@rat3905
@rat3905 3 года назад
HDKAHSKH
@キラキラ蛇
@キラキラ蛇 3 года назад
he's homeschooled. he dropped out before he started
@pickles3128
@pickles3128 3 года назад
@@キラキラ蛇 Really? I thought his parents tried him at school to begin with from his TED Talk-ish speech he gave at some con, but I could be wrong. The more you know. Arigato, my Nipponese Hamtaro Compatriot.
@meli_lemon_real
@meli_lemon_real 2 года назад
@@キラキラ蛇 no, his parents took him out of school and started "homeschooling" (using that term loosely) him in like 4th grade
@qw000pz
@qw000pz 7 лет назад
I can't directly donate, but if Neil broke into my house and stole all my stuff, I'd be cool with it.
@PokettoManStar
@PokettoManStar 7 лет назад
I'm pretty sure that's the setup for 2015's "Aaron".
@watchcloak
@watchcloak 7 лет назад
same
@Cieln0va
@Cieln0va 4 года назад
Same
@cryptid221
@cryptid221 3 года назад
Same
@gh6suyeh767
@gh6suyeh767 2 года назад
same
@mattomanx77
@mattomanx77 6 лет назад
*"Nothing has changed"* Understood, lord Neil
@dakotaaddison9059
@dakotaaddison9059 4 года назад
Seiko lmfao I just saw this and commented saying Lord Niel as well What the crap kind of hive mind are we becoming???!!! A very good one at that
@_.Dylan._
@_.Dylan._ 3 года назад
@@dakotaaddison9059 Neil has created a cult whether he is endorsing a belief in it or not
@samflames8480
@samflames8480 7 лет назад
These are my favorite adult children.
@elijahdage5523
@elijahdage5523 4 года назад
Love yourself
@largeboi4678
@largeboi4678 3 года назад
@@elijahdage5523 no
@tjiiik
@tjiiik 7 лет назад
I didn't know that Jesus was an embodiment of three people.
@goblintwo
@goblintwo 7 лет назад
The Father, The Son, and Kevin James
@redmantis3336
@redmantis3336 2 года назад
@@goblintwo which one is the father and which the son
@mikaroni_and_cheez
@mikaroni_and_cheez 2 года назад
@@redmantis3336 simultaneously both Ryan and Neil quantum superpositioned in the same spot. It is screaming.
@mikaroni_and_cheez
@mikaroni_and_cheez 2 года назад
I keep poking with a shovel, but nothing seems to change!
@dakotaaddison9059
@dakotaaddison9059 4 года назад
Thank you lord Niel, I really needed to hear from you that nothing has changed
@gavinknight2418
@gavinknight2418 Год назад
I have come from the future to correct your spelling. Neil*
@dakotaaddison9059
@dakotaaddison9059 Год назад
@@gavinknight2418 Fuck
@KevinJamesVideo
@KevinJamesVideo 7 лет назад
Our first Guaranteed* Video hits Tuesday, July 4th, for Patrons. Thursday, July 6th, for the rest of the world!
@DewMan001
@DewMan001 7 лет назад
Kevin J. James also to be clear, are the sketches going up on a Guaranteed* Video RU-vid channel, or on Neil's? if the former, what's the link?
@Y_5250
@Y_5250 7 лет назад
DewMan001 Neil stated what is up in the video. he said he would still do solo stuff on this channel
@KevinJamesVideo
@KevinJamesVideo 7 лет назад
The Guaranteed* sketches are going here on Neil's channel. We'll do them about once a month but the Patreon will charge by the video, not by the month. The Guaranteed* Video RU-vid Channel will be host to the podcast and unlisted bonus features for Patrons. Basically, bonus content goes there, the movies go here.
@DewMan001
@DewMan001 7 лет назад
Cool. Along with whatever wackiness Neil cooks up on his own as Russell Bagley said.
@KeenMurphy
@KeenMurphy 7 лет назад
Yes! Internet sketch isn't dead. It ISN'T dead!
@someweirdo9129
@someweirdo9129 7 лет назад
It just needs more MONEY!!
@owencoukell388
@owencoukell388 7 лет назад
Bustin makes me feel good
@mitchellnielsen2135
@mitchellnielsen2135 7 лет назад
Owen C bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin
@dylanr.976
@dylanr.976 7 лет назад
like a dragon fly
@shadow50011
@shadow50011 7 лет назад
Be careful of the soup du jour, it changes every day.
@alskndlaskndal
@alskndlaskndal 7 лет назад
I'm tired of the soup du jour!
@junkyardcrow1748
@junkyardcrow1748 7 лет назад
I want to end this prophylactic tour.
@samueljenkins3636
@samueljenkins3636 3 года назад
I think I'm only a spud boy!
@rudeboyspodcast
@rudeboyspodcast 7 лет назад
GOD, PLEASE GIVE US A PODCAST WITH YOU THREE. I WILL PAY WHATEVER YOU WANT
@holyflutterofgod
@holyflutterofgod 7 лет назад
+glove DutyFreeProductions I KNOW RIGHT That's literally the most exciting news here for me personally! I hope it's as shitty as they say!
@clamdove3292
@clamdove3292 3 года назад
good news!
@Thegorman679
@Thegorman679 7 лет назад
"Million Dollar Productions". I see you
@scootinand
@scootinand 3 года назад
Putting Ryan in the middle makes sense. He's what happens if you average out Kevin and Neil
@mikaroni_and_cheez
@mikaroni_and_cheez 2 года назад
Animorphs
@meli_lemon_real
@meli_lemon_real 2 года назад
EXACTLY
@helloofthebeach
@helloofthebeach 7 лет назад
Not going with "Oops! Bad Movies" was a real wasted opportunity
@sackydzNG
@sackydzNG 3 года назад
I mean, they aren’t bad movies. I’d even say they’re amazing movies.
@Byona
@Byona 7 лет назад
That would be like a fanart a month and I am so ready™
@KevinJamesVideo
@KevinJamesVideo 7 лет назад
Byona You're the best.
@Chazbc
@Chazbc 7 лет назад
[SMASHES A WAD OF CASH THROUGH MY MONITOR]
@emlapin
@emlapin 7 лет назад
love you guys and everything you make! I'll definitely become a patron and I can't even explain how excited I am at the prospect of a podcast.
@JameyDePluton
@JameyDePluton 7 лет назад
FUCK YES!!!! I have bee watching this channel for a decade, since 2007 when Ryan was making skits about The White Stripes on his channel. i can't wait for these new videos!! totally donating on patreon!!!
@Jesteresque20
@Jesteresque20 7 лет назад
I'll never forget the treasure trove of videos on the vicious channel, I still quote them to this day. I'll donate when I can, but keep up the good work. I've always loved your style.
@bobana17lsw
@bobana17lsw 7 лет назад
Ahhh! I owe you guys so much for the happiness your videos brought me, time to pay up! 💕 Hoping the best for you and looking forward to the new videos!
@MarkCliffeIsGay
@MarkCliffeIsGay 7 лет назад
There are news outlets and philanthropists on RU-vid. People who vlog about important things and share how you can easily save a child's life or save the planet earth. But at the end of the day it don't mean shit, cuz Neil is still the only channel I might ever consider using Patreon for.
@tobic5641
@tobic5641 7 лет назад
Basically, the 90s will never die
@roachdoggjr722
@roachdoggjr722 7 лет назад
If there's anyone I've ever wanted to support, this is it
@Chazbc
@Chazbc 7 лет назад
Well, this sure was a video. What a guarantee!
@whateverangeltaken
@whateverangeltaken 7 лет назад
I feel like just standing still at the end is so much more work than a still picture
@Champiness
@Champiness 7 лет назад
I can't believe Neil isn't using this channel for his own solo videos anymore. Everything has changed.
@ModSparky
@ModSparky 7 лет назад
this is the best news ive heard for a good while now. the boys are back in town
@ianbell5720
@ianbell5720 7 лет назад
I would donate a limb for more Ryan Creepypasta
@renetrograde
@renetrograde 7 лет назад
jesus i missed you guys and your crazy shit
@Rangernewb5550
@Rangernewb5550 7 лет назад
I just want more of Neil's spicy mixtapes tbh. But this is cool too
@Sol-hm7ol
@Sol-hm7ol 7 лет назад
Is this definitely a video?
@KevinJamesVideo
@KevinJamesVideo 7 лет назад
It's GUARANTEED*!
@ogust312
@ogust312 7 лет назад
No offense man, but from your profile picture you kinda look like the kevin in this video...you should probably change that shit yikes
@Arbiter099
@Arbiter099 7 лет назад
sounds like a company that would partner with Lightning Fast VCR Repair
@iamawesome09111
@iamawesome09111 7 лет назад
Cool. I Subscribed to the Guaranteed Video Channel and stuff. I'm sure that 300$ stretch goal will be reached by the end of the day.
@ryan.a.baldwin
@ryan.a.baldwin 7 лет назад
You guys are some of my favorite on RU-vid. Heck yes I'll Patreon you
@_space_cat_
@_space_cat_ 7 лет назад
'Gotta Puke Movies' sounds like a good name Sony could use right now.
@MultiSupersuperman
@MultiSupersuperman 7 лет назад
Could this be it? The triumphant return of comedy to the interwebz?
@DeesVlogs
@DeesVlogs 7 лет назад
Oh How I have missed you guys!
@yoshikawa_
@yoshikawa_ 7 лет назад
I need the last 20 seconds looped with the full song repeating
@crestonb5432
@crestonb5432 7 лет назад
I love your guys' channel. It's like a friendly MDE
@browngirlinaclownworld2077
@browngirlinaclownworld2077 7 лет назад
Neil only hates SOME of the minorities.
@ApocalypseMoose
@ApocalypseMoose 7 лет назад
Neil, Kevin, Ryan for President 2020
@urmom-zh6zs
@urmom-zh6zs 2 года назад
nothing has changed? alright cool good to know i will still be overruled by the almighty Neil
@US395Official
@US395Official 7 лет назад
glad to see the gang's back in action
@Androided
@Androided 7 лет назад
I sure do hope that this is a video.
@cutekittypetter
@cutekittypetter 7 лет назад
Hell yes my guys, backing for sure.
@spacebun5049
@spacebun5049 7 лет назад
Keep making those wacky zappy, guys!
@illkitty
@illkitty 7 лет назад
O_O You should make a $10 a video tier, and viewers will get access to live streams of your everyday activities, eating, sleeping, and coordinates of your whereabouts at all times of the day. If google gets to collect all that information, you might as well capitalize on it. However, I think I'll settle for the $2 tier, and see where that takes me.
@BrostessSnackCakes
@BrostessSnackCakes 7 лет назад
Yo Neil, we know you're reading these comments, so if you could release Mouth Moods on vinyl, we would all buy that.
@EasterWitch
@EasterWitch 7 лет назад
In six years, when I'm done with my education and have a steady job, l guarantee* I'll be sending you money monthly!
@paigev8913
@paigev8913 7 лет назад
Ah, goddamnit. I wish I wasn't broke. Maybe I'll contribute in a few months time. Sounds cool though.
@wafflescience_
@wafflescience_ 7 лет назад
welp, I know what video is getting the oscar for best score next year.
@silenceofthehills7610
@silenceofthehills7610 7 лет назад
go back to the days when Neil had longer hair
@redmantis3336
@redmantis3336 2 года назад
I'd say yeah, but he also wore fedoras in that period.
@BellaExclamationMark
@BellaExclamationMark 7 лет назад
God I'll give you my Soul
@Bam5000000
@Bam5000000 7 лет назад
Kevin kinda looks like the new far cry villain flag and all.
@SorasBF
@SorasBF 7 лет назад
Neil I thought you were trapped inside a skull
@naiomik6179
@naiomik6179 6 лет назад
Am I the only one who thought the end-bit was a still until they started wobbling?
@RaphaelGLEsguerra
@RaphaelGLEsguerra 7 лет назад
Kevin and Ryan are back!!!
@alskndlaskndal
@alskndlaskndal 7 лет назад
1:29 Neil has the best deadpan in the biz.
@Colorband
@Colorband 7 лет назад
I like Kingston House of Video. Sounds local.
@MiaMooreVibes
@MiaMooreVibes 7 лет назад
Will we still see long form videos occasionally? The McDonald's card collector is one of my favorite things ever.
@G_Genie
@G_Genie 7 лет назад
I'm a big fan of both you guys and Million Dollar Extreme - was that a shoutout to them amongst the rejected brand names? If so, that's amazing!
@neilcic
@neilcic 7 лет назад
No
@G_Genie
@G_Genie 7 лет назад
Dang😅 Curse those coincidences, bringing my hopes up! It's probably for the best that you & Million dollar extreme aren't interracting with eachother, you guys seem like you wouldn't get along too well (No offense intended there - MDE are kinda a polarizing bunch).
@browngirlinaclownworld2077
@browngirlinaclownworld2077 7 лет назад
+Genocidal Genie Million Dollar Extreme can be funny, when it isn't trying to essentially be the RU-vid version of Mein Kampf (Sam Hyde is a white nationalist).
@G_Genie
@G_Genie 7 лет назад
Vatsala काली Jhaveri They've got some offensive humour but I wouldn't quite go that far
@kiddopro
@kiddopro 7 лет назад
MILLION DOLLAR production on the list of names ;)
@browngirlinaclownworld2077
@browngirlinaclownworld2077 7 лет назад
I'm not sure if that was a shoutout or insult. If it's a shoutout, oh well. I guess that's another comedy show I like run by white supremacists. I oughta get used to that.
@digitalversatiledisc69
@digitalversatiledisc69 7 лет назад
I always pictured Neel Cienega being a buff dude.
@AzumangaDaioh1fan
@AzumangaDaioh1fan 7 лет назад
Song from 0:29 to 0:47 is delightful. Is there a full version?
@yorgle
@yorgle 7 лет назад
That ending felt very Devoriffic
@lindsayapplegate4887
@lindsayapplegate4887 7 лет назад
are you shitting me neil. i am so excited
@DontTouchMyCroissant
@DontTouchMyCroissant 7 лет назад
They're so old now. Oh no... I'm so old now!
@aaronfitzsimons
@aaronfitzsimons 7 лет назад
Guaranteed* Nothing Has Changed.
@Why_It
@Why_It 7 лет назад
Guys, we need to raise $50,000 to get Ryan to enroll into a clown college! They Guarantee* that they'll do it!
@ihartevil
@ihartevil 7 лет назад
yayers i hope you get all the funding you need you are all awesome
@maulanadwi7291
@maulanadwi7291 7 лет назад
Hell yeah
@urboybangs4473
@urboybangs4473 7 лет назад
Neil has the mannerisms of Gary Johnson.
@ameliawyeth
@ameliawyeth 7 лет назад
It's the holy trinity
@BruceWayne-fe4ev
@BruceWayne-fe4ev 7 лет назад
Supported! $5!
@SpeedyDrawMcGraw
@SpeedyDrawMcGraw 7 лет назад
Hey, 'member New Kids on the Rock?? That was a classic. Whatever happened to Hollywood east??
@KevinJamesVideo
@KevinJamesVideo 7 лет назад
Kevin Glass We made a new New Kids on the Rock episode in 2016, Computer Fighters! Definitely the best of the series.
@TheImpolitelad
@TheImpolitelad 7 лет назад
Will there be enough left over money to buy Ryan a razor for... just... all that hair...
@_BangDroid_
@_BangDroid_ 7 лет назад
I pledge to you my best wishes!
@213213yoyo
@213213yoyo 7 лет назад
Wow he's alive!
@sadiegibson5973
@sadiegibson5973 7 лет назад
PLEASE bring Potter Puppet Pals back!!!!
@JackDrewitt
@JackDrewitt 7 лет назад
RE-UPLOAD WITH THE RIGHT FLAG
@10kBeez
@10kBeez 7 лет назад
Looks like I'm getting back on Patreon!
@pearls-for-cats2709
@pearls-for-cats2709 7 лет назад
YAAAY! NOT ALL MY DREAMS ARE DEAD
@TheAfroMenace
@TheAfroMenace 7 лет назад
Hey, if I donate to Patreon can I reserve rights for Repugnance Made Flesh ltd.? I have a wicked ball bearings business, and I think it'd fit.
@GamaTech
@GamaTech 7 лет назад
I'm still in!
@cleniification
@cleniification 7 лет назад
Ah yeah, going back to the roots i see. I'll ask my mom for some money so you guys better wait.
@ndm13
@ndm13 7 лет назад
Only if I can get physical VHS releases.
@lilitheve638
@lilitheve638 7 лет назад
waiting for the bustin remake where it's all girls
@PokettoManStar
@PokettoManStar 7 лет назад
I know it's trite, but, take my money.
@yikes6758
@yikes6758 7 лет назад
hyped!
@bucc2742
@bucc2742 7 лет назад
tell that guy to do more viscous516
@lunacyriff
@lunacyriff 7 лет назад
Real old time chlamydia shorts!
@magentas6467
@magentas6467 7 лет назад
The Holy Trinity has a Patreon now?
@GateGeek
@GateGeek 7 лет назад
Is that a Homestar reference I detect?
@LenkyLad
@LenkyLad 2 года назад
I wonder what happened
@pacotaco1246
@pacotaco1246 2 года назад
You didnt feed the patreon monster and mommy capitalism
@katzchne
@katzchne 2 года назад
Fortnite.
@MattieCooper10000
@MattieCooper10000 7 лет назад
Neil is like my Daddy. If my daddy smoked crack and ate a lot of psychedelic mushrooms!! So, he's just like my daddy!!
@JonathanGorr
@JonathanGorr 7 лет назад
I thought one of the brand names was MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME.
@readordiefanatic
@readordiefanatic 7 лет назад
NOTHING HAS CHANGED
@MicolashHostOfTheNightmare531
@MicolashHostOfTheNightmare531 7 лет назад
Do you accept blood sacrifices
@wafflescience_
@wafflescience_ 6 лет назад
where can I get the music in this? especially need the very last tune
@TMVsacrophagi
@TMVsacrophagi 7 лет назад
Beautiful
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