The more recent version of “I don’t give a sh*t about your kids” that John might have been referring to was Sammy Guevara saying that to Ethan Page. Page was saying that his daughter had to be subjected to seeing Sammy and Tay Conti on TV or something like that and Sammy replied with the above line.
The thing about Austin 3:16 was he was explicitly mocking Jake as a born-again Christian quoting John 3:16. 10:45 I was thinking of the "Sheamus representing himself in court to prove the brouge Kick shouldn't be banned" storyline.
Really liked this one, especially trying to guess who it was said to. And as for what dante was saying about the Steiner math promo, it's either #1 or #2. Lex luger's "I don't know" promo is legendary and if you've never seen it, you need to because it is so horrendous that it can't be beat.
John was definitely right about the ‘kids’ quote making him think of something more recent - Sammy Guevara said it to Ethan Page about his kid. Another brilliant quiz video guys!
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12:07 best part about Kurt saying that to Sami and Kevin is the fact that TNA technically didn't exist at that point anymore they had shortened the name and had been rebranded as Impact Wrestling at the time. I'm not sure if it was an intentional mistake to make it a worse insult or if it was a genuine botch of lines but it was hilarious and I still laugh at that line
Dante, you were close with the Sunny Days line. It was rumored that Bret was having an affair with Sunny, which he wasn’t. Shawn said that line and almost broke up Bret’s marriage. Bret beat Shawn’s ass. But the kicker is that Shawn was the one sleeping with Sunny the whole time
Steiner Maths is and always will be the FUNNIEST promo to ever exist. Wrestlers will try to reproduce funny promos like it, but that level of hilarity cannot be manufactured.
I have to say that last one was EVIL! I'm loving these quizzes, and I'm still anxiously looking forward to y'all doing the quiz I sent in. Edit: I only missed a couple, and ended up with 50 total.
My favorite comeback iz what Paul heyman sais when he was talking 2 JBL on ECW. "THE ONLY REASON YOU WERE CHAMPION FOR A WHOLE YEAR WAS BECAUSE TRIPLE H DIDNT WANNA WORK TUESDAYS"
The "I should be a lawyer" comes from MJF challenging Moxley for the AEW title with Smart Mark Sterling as his lawyer/"campaign" strategist. There was a contract signing and MJF/SMS thought they had gotten one over on Moxley because of the terms of the contract but he revealed after the signing that he had added a final clause (to fight Sterling 1v1 if I remember correctly) and he schooled them something like "Don't sign a contract without reading it, you should know that Mark. I should be a lawyer"
I hate myself for not getting it because I love that feud. That Main event is the most underrated in AEW history. Most underrated match is mox vs Brodie Lee at don
I had 23 points wagered all of them but I was scared as soon as I heard “sunny days my friend” I could just hear Shawn saying that to Bret in my head and I knew I won
That Brock to Heath one had me dying. I actually met heath and asked him if it was planned. He said "I go out, say two words from my script, forget the rest and wing it since we are live. I said I got kids! Brock came up with that and actually apologized backstage after."
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at Dante's score and you look at John's score, and you can see that statement is not true.
Thought for sure they would know Austin’s famous line was directed at Jake The Snake when he first said it. That was one of the most awesome moments. God, I miss those days of wrestling.
Also yeah I think when Orton said that he hasn't seen Linda in awhile, he would've also dropped her with an RKO (or punted her). Let me tell you 2009 Orton was the PEAK of Heel Orton by far
I didnt do well in this quiz, but if there were to be a part 2, and within the attitude or ruthless aggression era, Im convinced I would absolutely kill it :) Great content Bros
Time to play along again!! I have no idea if I'll be good at promos, assuming it's all western wrestling. Promos can be hard though. Spoilers below. 1) Steve Austin, this should be the warmup round. Also, this was directed at Jake Roberts after the KOTR finals probably because at the time Roberts was quite religious, I forget what year, maybe 1996? (ez 2/2) 2) OOOH ICONIC PROMO!!! AJ Lee, towards the Bellas. Ima give myself a half point if it's only Nikki or only Brie though bc I forget, but this was an iconic promo. (4/4 :D) 3) Ok I've never hear this promo, but ima assume Jericho said it. Maybe towards uhhh Triple H? (Oh wow ok 5/6) 4) ANOTHER ICONIC ONE!!! MJF to CM Punk. MJF has such good bars, god damn (7/8) 5) I don't know this promo. Sounds like either a modern WWE promo, or something by Tanahashi. It's probably Orton but I'll play the safe guess and say Cody to Seth. (OHH RIGHT that one!! 7/10) 6) Another promo I've never heard in my life. But it's probably directed toward a legend. Roman towards Cena? (I totally forget this storyline... 7/12) 7) Ooooh this is a good one. Jericho towards Mox? (rip got the wrong feud again, I'm really bad with WWR 7/14) 8) It's definitely toward Seth but I forget who said the promo. Cena? (OHH it was Roman!! 8/16) 9) ICONIC PROMO!! Scott Steiner at Kurt Angle. I guess the other person is Samoa Joe, but he's referring mainly to Angle. The Steiner Math promo!!!! (11/19) 10) I totally forget who fought at WM21. HHH to Orton? (Ohh that happened then, 11/21) 11) Never heard of this one in my life. I'm throwing names too. Owens at uhh Miz, and... Danielson??? Shit I have no idea. (Oh I was thinking about the Mox MJF feud, and almost put MJF to Mox but couldnt think of a third. Mark Sterling makes sense, 11/24) 12) Vince to Shane? No clue again, sounds like WM X7 (I'll count 1, 12/26) 13) I'm confused who would be saying this... Uhh Nick Jackson to Jurassic Express? (I forget so much of WWE 12/29) 14) Samoa Joe to AJ Styles? That's a feud I kinda remember. (Wrong feud, makes sense though rip 12/31) 15) HBK TO BRET!!!!!!! Iconic (14/33) Oof I suck at promos
Yes the original 3:16 came from Austin to Jake the snake Roberts after kotr final. Jake was going through his born again christian part of his career and he would quote John 3:16.
Moxley saying he should be a lawyer was during the MJF rivalry where I think MJF was delaying the match to work in his favor. They did something where Mox last minute had it weaved into the contract that if he beat "Smart" Mark Sterling (who's character is he's a lawyer) in a match, he can face MJF in any match type he wanted if I remember correctly.
i can proudly say i got the 2 points for the i should be a lawyer promo cause i quite remember that segment😂tho i dont remember him saying it likenthat so it was kind of a hunch
How in the name of all that's holy did y'all NOT get that line from AJ Lee's pipe bomb on the Bellas? That was a PRICELESS promo. GOTTA go look it up, was funny as hell, and actually very accurate too
34 Wrestling Videos •27 Quizzes (26 title matches & 1 crowning first champion) •13 champions(12 title changes & 1 inaugural champ) •7x Champ Dante •6x Champ John •14 successful title defenses •Dante 12 successful title defenses •John 2 successful title defense •Dante 19 wins •John 7 wins ••1 Tie(tie gets u a successful defense but doesn’t add a win) •Dante has a 70 win % against John •John has a 26 win % against Dante .04% chance of a tie ( 1 tie/26 battles ) •46% chance of title changes(12 changes/26 title matches) Like so they see..these stats are only for the Lumberland channel not Mustache Bros Channel ( since they don’t play for title on their)
I'm pretty sure John was thinking of Sammy Guevara saying I don't give a **** about your kid to Ethan Page on an episode of dynamite or rampage recently
The first time Steve Austin used the 3-16 line was after he beat Jake Roberts at King of The Ring. Jake had just came back with man of God, Priest gimmick and 3-16 was a shot at the Bible verse John 3-16.
The big other "kids" line I can think of wasnt really a promo, more of a twitter thing. When MJF got heat for flipping off a kid during a meet and greet picture, he tweeted out "fuck them kids".
Angle to Zayn and Owens, idk why I thought of FTR (revival) that angle said it to. And the last one with bret and hbk. I was thinking it was reigns and cena when cena mentioned for reigns to learn how to do a promo
8:39 STEINER MATH!!!!! 100% agree greatest promo ever. the numbers literally dont lie and they add up as he says they do. dude is a college educated mathmatician.