I’d like to think that somewhere, in the depths of the Bed, a scrap of Bedman’s soul is ranting about gravitational forces and the concept of heaven, and it’s just being translated into garbage disposal noises
Truth is, terminal velocity is not enough to substantially harm the bed, that being said, its already damaged state will not sustain it as well as I expected, fairly played you muscle head, perhaps your lack of thinking has paid off, congratulations, your success is meaningless.
“I don’t see any reason to believe that your armor would sustain fewer injuries than my machinery even despite its evident disrepair. On impact with the ground your musculature and momentum demonstrated by the way you bend your knees to cushion your fall will similarly cushion mine and serve to only mitigate the amount of damage you will deal to it. Failing that, the amount of energy expended into calling your attack’s name will reduce your ability to fight further, which will be a necessity as I will be able to get back up and continue fighting, no worse for wear as my health bar will not be reduced to zero by the damage imparted by this attack. I would advise in the future that you return to your old technique of rotating your body such that your opponent is between you and the ground rather than the other way around, as while the way you do it presently will no doubt cause multiple vertebrae to suffer substantial damage and fractures, driving your opponent into the ground with your full momentum would be able to break just about every bone in their skeletal system, or at absolute minimum the ones beneath the point of impact between your palms and the ground, which given the way that I’ve seen you demonstrate this technique on other such opponents, would be their arms and legs, perhaps the most important parts of the body used to engage in the art of combat, although I am a prominent exception as my superior intellect is what allows me to fight even well after I have died. Perhaps you do not wish to kill them, and I certainly have done too much of that when I was alive, but against robotic opponents such as this dilapidated mech or those discontinued imposters of the retired King of Illyria, it should be an avenue worth considering. ”
"I doubt we'll even achieve terminal velocity" Well, your spine is still about to be cracked like a glowstick, so i feel like that would just be overkill. 4:55 Oh, and he says "two guys going stag", which is when a guy attends a social event without a female partner.
If you go frame by frame, Happy Chaos is WAAAY to excited for someone who's about to get his back broken Yeah-yeah, he's basically a god of GG universe. Still funny
Did you try with both types of Asuka? Sometimes real and clone Asuka have different dialogue. The dialogue mostly changes in intros, but I could see real Asuka panicking a little more considering how fragile he is canonically.
I don't remember which one I tested actually, I'll have a look I plan to make one of these again updated when the rest of the season 3 characters come out anyways so if there is any differences I'll be sure to note them
Why are the most powerful characters in guilty gear lore women or twinks? Like sol is up there kinda ig. And bedman and Delilah are just children, so they're kinda up there.
