I was in Charlie’s presence not too long ago; the only thing keeping me from pissing and shitting uncontrollably out of innate fear was his warm smile, his way of telling me “I have already spared you, now live.”
As a person that has been in Shotokan karate, the funniest part of this is the "instructors" sitting in chairs and stuff while teaching moves and they're not even old. In real karate I had 70 year old's kicking my ass.
Our teacher had us lie on the floor and he walked his enormous ass across our child stomachs to ensure we were engaging our muscles properly. If your spleen popped your abs weren't tight enough.
we need an entire fighting game like this, with just these regular ass dudes as the characters, all the stages are either gymnasiums, basements or back alleys, and all the button combo moves are just rapid turbo-slaps and flooring fingerblasts lmao
Slapkido is basically a motionfilled block to gain ground on your opponent whilst blocking any upper move.. mind you, you leave yourself completely open for mid and lower moves.
@@orlagskapten9829 There's an MMA fighter in China who has famously done this for the past few years. He's been banned off a lot of platforms because these masters that he destroys end up calling him a cheater, one guy said that he might have been drugged before their match. He has no evidence but he believes it doesn't make sense that he lost like he did.
@@headkickedhe's also on the social credit blacklist right? Can't use public transit or fly on planes now. I read it was due to "causing damage to Chinese Nationalism."
@@headkickedI saw that, the "master" said there was ether on his gloves or something. Because it's just not possible he could lose. Even tho in the vid he clearly never stood a chance. It was honestly embarrassing to watch how bad he got destroyed.
I did aikido as a kid for like 10 years. There’s definitely some stuff you can actually use but most of it would never be useful in an actual fight. The best thing I took away from it was how to fall properly. That’s actually saved me a couple times from slipping on ice and just instinctively going into a fall.
haha, I did Aikido for 2 years before moving on to BJJ and Muy Thai....100% with you that the falling was the most lasting skill! I also still use some of the wrist warmup stretches
Honestly i think breaking fall is one of the most important skills because unless you are either someone who actively looks for street fights, you live somewhere particularly dangerous or it's part of your job you are probably gonna fall more than you are gonna fight.
I want to see a legit "bull-shido" course where, instead of the art being self defense, it's acting like you're getting beat up and performing difficult stunts to make the other guy look stronger. Instead of "you will be able to do combat like this," it's "you will be able to look like you are being defeated by someone doing combat like this"
That is actually a thing in wrestling, people who do it are called carpenters. The term has a negative connotation so it's also known as "enhancement talent".
The Rapid Slap Attack Jitsu is actually extremely effective against all flying insects. You can stack the Carpal Tunnel status effect so you do have to be careful when using it.
As someone who has practiced real martial arts, that rapid-slappies move has actually been used on me in tournaments by green-horns, and it never works out. One good side-kick to the gut and they can't get near you, and you get like 2 points per kick.
Actually there is some basis for it to be used. Not the way it was used in the video mind you, that's total bullshit. But there is actually real application for it. As someone is throwing a straight punch or something similar, you can strike down on their wrist with your knuckles kinda like in the video, and that leaves them open for a quick strike to the head. Honestly it's more of a block then a strike (though if you're doing it right theoretically almost every block should be a strike, but whatever).
@@janitor1165because this channel is very popular so crappy bots flock to the replies section of top comments to try and grab attention to themselves even though collectively everyone hates them.
I never thought I’d laugh so hard at these fake martial arts videos, but Charlie, the way you described these with such a calm intellectual manner makes it even funnier.
For those uninitiated into the world of intense spiritual martial arts, there are three main branches of the art. The section of the video that shows them defeating multiple pieces of paper is one of the most impressive displays of sheer spiritual prowess I have ever seen, and that's because this is a rock based spiritual form, which usually loses to paper. Only a scissor art form can defeat paper, and up until this video was posted nobody had been able to defeat paper as rock. Somehow, these warriors have combined the precision of a scissor art form, with the power of the rock forms. We live in an incredible time.
I think you would have the most likes if people stopped to read this instead of scrolling on thinking it was just another, "actually..." lol. Best comment.
The ultimate form of combat. I heard with enough training and discipline you can even stop a bullet! "If you keep punching the air you'll be able to stop a bull with one punch!"
Hey Charlie there is a fighter in China who goes by mad dog who has a very interesting story. He got into MMA and he challenges these "experts" to a fight. He eventually beat so many of them and made a mockery of chinese arts that the government actually stepped in to discredit him and make his life a living hell i.e. lowering his credit score so he couldnt travel by plane/ train or even stay in certain hotels
At one point they made him wear clown face-paint and gave him a silly nickname to embarrass him, but instead what happened was that rather than a mediocre MMA fighter kicking these kung-fu masters' asses all over China, it was a dude with clown make-up called "Watermelon" kicking these kung-fu masters' asses all over China, because that's far less embarrassing for China lol
I actually went to get a lesson to an Aikido school. Guy did this lock on my hand and - apparently - expected me to help him and roll over, but I didn't. Instead, I just quit this nonsense. One of my all-time dreams came true in a very horrible way. I didn't know it's all fake, but I did suspect it and I've seen it by myself.
I took martial arts for a few years (because I am white, a nerd, and was at one time a child, so I contractually had to take karate), and we actually had a name for the technique at 3:53. It's called windmilling, and lots of people do it when they start to panic in a combat situation. It also... doesn't work.
We are lucky the lethal machine that is Charlie hasn’t come to do a mortal kombat style combo on us by watching these videos and learning those exquisite fighting techniques
You're talking about Bullshito ? Or the actual martial arts displayed ? Because there were a couple. Last one is "Systema" some Russia Vodka hardcore shit, that Vlad must have learned too (but at a higher Tetris level I guess).
As someone who actually does take martial arts, I love these types of videos. They’re hilarious to watch. Impossible to get bored Pointing out a bunch of things wrong. I may not be the best, but it’s still so amazing to watch these theatrics unfold
I've "learned" this type of stuff back when I was 12. Everyone but me felt the "force" from the teacher, so it was really embarrassing for me being the only one that sucks. The teacher even gaslighted me, saying I was too distracted to feel the "foece." Nevertheless, all of it was bull... probably
Nah there was no probably about that bro, the entire thing is completely fake, it's not fighting at all, it's much more like a coordinated stunt performance kinda like WWE
Can you explain to me why would people who arent the ones doing the scamming go along with it? its so fucking weird. I can understanding wanting it to be real. But thats completely different from turning into an actor who fakes being defeated. Please explain this to me.
@@johndor7793ever seen the video when a guy claiming he can manifest invisible force barriers get slapped in the face? Now Imagine being one of these stunt bullshido actors hired to make some "sensei" look like a god infront of all these people, but instead you just slap him in the face. How fucking funny wouldn't that be
@@johndor7793 maybe it's placebo, or something? I did it with my brother back then, and he said he felt the "force," like there was something invisible pushing him. There were a whole lot of people, some of them I respected at the time, but looking back at it now... It really is kinda silly lol.
I've always wanted to pay for one of these classes, go up to the guy, and just not play along and flip upside down like I'm supposed to and see if the entire crowd gives anime reactions like "NANI? He resisted our master's ultimate finger poke technique so easily!! How powerful is this guy?!"
Charlie isn't a darksouls boss. he's that one NPC that's just out there in silence, not even a theme song, just standing there silently... but he has the strongest weapon in the game. and every boss just sandboxes in place out of the fear of encountering him in the wilds. i'm scared pantless just at the sight of him and i pray everyday to never get on his bad side...
Me: (Wakes up at 3 AM to do my daily sensei-mandated finger-stretches, crocheting, and fitting of olives on my fingers. Finishes early and sits down to enjoy Charlie’s video while starting my next workout of peanut butter finger swimming.) Charlie: You’re not going to believe this fraud (sensei flashes on screen) Me:(Raises fingers from jar, peanut butter dripping on all surfaces) This is bullshit?
it's so funny how the news works.. you get someone digging a hole in the sand, some random weirdo who claims to be into astrophysics and very much willing to say some very silly stuff and a thirsty ass reporter in the same room and absolute MAGIC ensues. what a GRIPPING story the DUBLIN MCGUINESS news channel. keep up the good work.
bro i love seeing the room in older videos and then seeing it morph into the mega gaming mancave it is now. i cant wait for the claw thing to start working. keep up the good work
i'd like to see someone going along with these "masters" and doing fake falls and then all of a sudden, intead of falliing.. they give a swift punch to the face of the scammer
I lost my dog today and have been a mess since I woke up, I’ve been sitting silent alone with my thoughts for hours, thank you for making me laugh Charlie I really needed it
his secret power is the ability to make anyone have the irresistable urge to roll away when they touch his skin. his children give him a hug and then just start rolling like they are fighting a boss in elden ring.
Honestly the fact this was not about Karens is a shocker. And tbh Charlie my man I think if I looked over my shoulder after you walked passed me, you disappear with your innate ninja abilities of being like 5FT
