guitar store dad jokes 

Customer: "I'll beat you with a guitar if you make another pun" Jared: "Is that a fret?"

this physically hurt me to watch

Customer: Hi I'm looking for a guitar Employee: Hi looking for a guitar

Moral of the story: don’t let Jared work in any sort of instrument store

I love how he only has 3 customers to handle with... LOL

actual footage of me and why i shouldn't be able to work at a guitar store

1:34 me trying to make friends

Ok the “are you shure” was actually hilarious

How did the guitarist die? He crashed his pickup into a bridge and broke his neck. Had to do it.

Hahaha! "We have special financing. One payment. Right now."

Customer: "we have a complaint about one of your employees" Jared: "uke-an't stop me"

“Is Joe here?” I was expecting “joe mama” but we got *”BanJoe”*

"Do you have any Gibsons?" "No..." *Gibsons directly behind them*

That sweeping joke timing tho

7:03 he should’ve said “mind if I join in on your jam session?” As he held up a jar of jelly

5:54 was so unexpected i actually laughed

"I know WATT I'm talking about" that one was really bad like... It hertz a lot

I lost it at the Basement Joke

“Do you have Gibson’s?” “no” Gibson’s literally behind him.

"do you have any Gibson's here?" "No but there are some behind me"😂

I think Jared's favorite band is PUNtera

"Its just a joke, pedal down" *throws the pedal with no second thoughts*

*Comes rushing into the playing area, making explosion sounds* "Dude what's going on?" "The action is so hiiiigh"

3:51 Austin says “what happened with my uncle” 😂😂

I laughed a lot more than I should have at the strandberg joke lol

There just guitar puns, no need to FRET

“Well that’s not really the type of recorder I was looking for (whistle) not what would happen (muffled noises) *gags*” I died at that part😂😂

"Hello is this a guitar store?" "NO I AM PATRIC"

"Nice Stratocaster." "Did you just assume my FENDER?!"

I would’ve genuinely laughed at his jokes.

Netflix: are you still watching Someone's daughter: 3:51

These dad jokes are so bad they're funny. Just like real ones.

"Gibsons?... noooo, only Gib-Daughters" LMAOOOOOO I lost it at that

love the puns, now I wanna go use them on Guitar Center employees lol

“Hey does joe work here?” My brain: Don’t do it. DONT DO IT! Me:JOE MAMA!

What’s the difference between a guitarist and a refrigerator? Answer: The refrigerator can actually feed a family

I actually laughed at "We had to ban Joe"

the pause for the broom... yes

The Cable Guy: Guitar Store Edition Starring Jim Carrey, Jared Dines, and many other famed comedians!

the day windows vista ended support

What is a guitarists favorite car Pickup.....

God i could totally relate to this. Ever since becoming a dad i've been like this literally, corny jokes nobody else laughs about but me hahaha

don't take offense but I wanted to slap you after the 5th pun

I sat through 9 minutes and 22 seconds of bad Dad guitar jokes... and lived.

Jared's videos aren't really my cup of tea but that recorder bit where he slowly inserted it into that guys mouth and he just kept talking was gold.

give me bloopers noooow!!!!!!!

The shure one was good.

I expected a lot of drop D (D A D) jokes to be here, but... it was something i wasn't beware of

What did the Guitar say to Jared Pick on someone your own size

"ban joe" jesus :')

He should've done an " A minor" pun...get it?...

ohh man that Strandberg pun was a deep cut lmao

Is this the Guitar Store? NO, THIS IS JARED!!!!!!!

A Fenderbendertenderlendersenderpenderspenderslendergenderstander?

This is so dumb but so hilarious I love it!! 😂

We need a blooper reel. There's no way you guys got these in one shot lmfao

Don't like dad jokes about guitar? Don't fret, you didn't have to pic this video and watch it. But don't worry, I don't mean to treble you at all, input your feedback in the comments. Thank you, I'll be here all night

@3:00 I started tearing up in laughter! "Lot of A-PEAL!"

is it bad that I find these jokes funny?

When he shoved the recorder in his mouth XD

"it's not all about uke" **uke pops out of nowhere** ok that one was really funny

Wow, this video really resonated with me, its like it was Taylor made, it really struck a chord, they really dialled in the comedy, you can really tele, I can't seem to switch off these puns, it's really pushing my buttons, now I'm feeling like a knob, I need to stop jacking these jokes before people think I'm a nut, I'm trying to not fret about it, I can't tune them out of my head, they are really amping up, they are starting to blend in with my thoughts, I'm trying to tone it down but now it's all fuzzy and distorted, it's getting harder to bridge the gap, it's giving me the blues, I keep slapping myself for letting it get this bad, the scale of it is really getting to me, hopefully I can drum up some support for my pun disorder, and hopefully someone can find The Cure for my odd case, and stop the chorus of puns going through me, and then I might be able to fret less

JESUS CHRIST IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS

This is totally me, I work at a music store and I love doing this to people

strandberg... don't lose your head over... AHAHAHAH

8:11 I'd buy it just for the fret board

Still more helpful than Guitar Center

I laughed the most at the "one payment, right now" financing.

This is an obscene amount of dad jokes in one video. Thank you Jared

The best joke in this vid was, at 2:46, the: "Hey man, I know you're busy."

i was so sad when he did not say " Then why don't you Cape O way from me"

"we have some gib daughters" random dude: *gags*

“I have nothing to GAIN from lying to you”

In the beginning of the video the store is closed, yet they walk on in 😂😂

"Oh this is a silly little video, I'll just watch it real quick." *checks video length* "Oh Jesus lord..."

This video should be called "How To Lose Customers"

Dad jokes, aka puns. I laughed so hard it hertz.

I was not expecting character development in a skit. This is "low key" brilliant

Last time i was so early, Suicide Silence was still good.

The most of them are my humor

Friend:hey man can i borrow your piano? Me:Sure. (handling the letter P, O) Friend:What The Hell is this? Me:its what you ask for right? P and O (Get It?)

The strandberg joke was perfect

3:48 wtf xD

A woman beats her husband to death with his guitar collection, when she goes to court the judge says "first offender?" and she responds with "no, first a Gibson, then a Fender"

I made it through 6 minutes and I can't take it anymore I'm done bye guys

I'm sorry you don't like guitar puns. build a *bridge* and get it over it

One time I was at guitar center talking with an employee about an older guitar I own and about how its fretboard was worn to shit. When I asked him if he thought the damage warranted replacing any of the frets he stopped, looked at me, and said "I wouldn't fret about it"

You sir are a mad genius.

2:25 it sounds like he’s playing pray for plagues

Why didn't the guitarists get some real help?

8:48 I wanted him to pun really bad!

Gib-DAUGHTERS. Has me dead.

I laughed sooooooooo haard hahaha :D that's more like "guitar emplyees trolling"

1:48 is hilarious

when he said “i just picked your nose” i heard myself say “shut up, just, shut up”

i cant *pick* my favorite one

The Plini shirt

If I wasn't so awkward and my local store had a guy like this, he would be my favorite employee.

I like how they made the guitar experience real. I always go to one and I’m suddenly looking at everything

I laughed so hard! I can't wait to tell those jokes to my children.