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Комментарии : 43 тыс.

@laughingduck1000 4 года назад

Iron Man: "I am Iron Man" Goopeth Paltrow: "I am African"

@izzeypally 4 года назад

wakanda forever!

@LawTzuTao 4 года назад

To be fair. Technically, we're all African.

@ThatDudeWithBoobs 4 года назад

Maybe South African?

@libertyprime619 4 года назад

Gweneth paltro: I am Nigel west dickens

@valterfara5027 4 года назад

@@LawTzuTao Most Africans are Homo Sapiens Sapiens, but most of the world is a mix of Homo Sapiens Sapiens and Neanderthal. So, there's still a bit of difference. That's why there are medicines for Africans exclusively.

@ericrodriguez138 4 года назад

I respect that you actually went on location for that dope ass snake oil joke.

@rnbmeister 4 года назад

Jonathon Tronley don't play

@essenceofeddy6504 4 года назад

Jantrans still got it! But does this make up for that Walmart/EA add.. i mean "video"?!?

@RavenDericson 4 года назад

@@rnbmeister I see you have heard the stories of the Tronley clan.

@bludj992 4 года назад

Which video?

@DJ-gd7vn 4 года назад

Doesn't he already live in New York City?

@IdiotamSpielen Год назад

Fun fact: you cannot, legally, claim love as an ingredient.

@0riginal_zer030 Год назад

Honestly, fair enough. In this day and age, if someone tells you that they made their cookies "with a pinch of love", there's a small-but-above-zero chance that there's hair in it.

@Mister-Red Год назад

That's why it's the ingredient that's kept secret

@TheLakabanzaichrg Год назад

Unless is "love" (TM)

@colinsteadland Год назад

@@0riginal_zer030 im more concerned about the fact that there's FDA guidelines for how many insects can be in food. certain foods are allowed more or less bugs based on their chemical makeup and size

@maxbracegirdle9990 Год назад

@@colinsteadland Why is that concerning?? It's just bugs, it happens.

@JetSetDman 2 года назад

I love how when Jon says “they’re all real” you can just _feel_ his pure, unfiltered disappointment in the human race from just his line delivery alone

@bigkmoviesandgames Год назад

I like how him and his wife both just laughed after he said that.

@jackdaone6469 Год назад

@@bigkmoviesandgames You could hear the disappointment in his voice when Charlotte said she’d buy the book.

@bigkmoviesandgames Год назад

@@jackdaone6469 to be fair I'd be disappointed too lol.

@FloodlightGamingReal Год назад

timestamp for those who need it: 6:18

@trygveplaustrum4634 11 месяцев назад

So I make this comment two years earlier, and I only get 33 likes? The algorithm, man...

@elliegray8184 4 года назад

I kinda really respect that JonTron (and the team) basically set up a form of public protest against the store.

@BlueBD 4 года назад

and one of the most accurate form of parody.

@fabiomora6491 4 года назад

Yeah, that's actually awesome, I didn't believe when he shows that they were in from of the goop store

@drakoze9098 4 года назад

Truly a gentleman's sport

@masonawesome3176 4 года назад

Jontron always spitting out quality videos

@bookawoe2092 4 года назад

That's true. That is pretty cool. I can't believe Gwyneth Paltrow is behind a scam like that

@jflanagan9696 4 года назад

"I can't pretend to be someone who makes $25,000 a year." Isn't pretending to be other people literally her job?

@racheldilts7690 4 года назад

How dare you. Her "job" if you want to conform a lifestyle calling down to that simple 3 letter word, is selling LIFE SAVING VITAL HEALTH PRODUCTS

@scottvelez3154 4 года назад

I wonder if she pretends to believe her own bullshit.

@bearle97 4 года назад

Thats all tony stark paying her

@Fleato 4 года назад

But she always plays someone who's well off

@darrellcovello7917 4 года назад

She doesn't bring her work home with her?

@Cross177 Год назад

“$200 for god knows what? Even you’re not that stupid.” That cut to the woman, honestly, looks like she’s trying to solve a calculus problem.

@trxshmonke6590 Год назад

She looks like she about to fight jon

@samcross8532 Год назад

@@trxshmonke6590 yeah it's that new York charm

@Hungryghost01 Год назад

Conflicted between should I buy this or hit him

@SamRK-1000 Год назад

She’s calculating how to attack John without endangering her unborn child

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Год назад

She has a pretty mean Death Glare.

@I_am_box Год назад

This is the type of thing I love about JonTron being based in New York. Because Jon literally went outside, dressed and spoke like a shifty 1850 snake oil salesman as a way to insult and make fun of goop, and it probably wasn’t even the weirdest thing those people had seen all day

@missxmettastars5740 3 месяца назад

He really went out there to do that XD just funny how people standing there watching too

@twistedyogert Месяц назад

It's NYC. They've probably seen some pretty weird stuff.

@TMF979Resurge 19 дней назад

@@twistedyogertunfortunately, probably not the real Spidey swinging around

@huersmininuke7 4 года назад

Goop is like one of those joke ads in gta5 you can hear on the in game radio

@mallios13 4 года назад

"I'm out here at the Up-N-Atom Burger lookin at my phone, and I had bleets from Goop! Why is Goop even bleetin me? Who cares what a snake oil has to say on Bleeter! 'Hey hey, we got new psychic vampire repellent!' I'm not followin you, you a snake oil, leave me alone! Back to you, FlyLo!"

@tron2007 4 года назад

goop is lake appel

@AaronKaiMCDNLD 4 года назад

I just bought the latest jacket at Victim dude.

@manniacc2681 4 года назад

Very eloquently said.

@twentysecondcenturywoman 4 года назад

Shippmeh YESSSSSS

@txrmentt 3 года назад

Jontron has got some balls to start dissing a store while being directly across from them, and I respect that

@michaelknight9276 3 года назад

True dat

@Tunkkis 3 года назад

What are they going to do to him, really? Not much, I'm thinking.

@maxkoob 3 года назад

@@Tunkkis what are they gonna do? massage him?

@flygirl6048 3 года назад

Especially dressed in period costume with a literal carriage stall

@lacky19 3 года назад

They will give him a free bottle of carbonated dragon’s breath for the cart

@agata025 2 года назад

In Polish, 'g(w)oopy' translates to 'stupid'. So "how goopy are you" sounds just right 👌

@RockyPixel Год назад

Is that pronounced how an American would assume it’s pronounced?

@SuperHubert85 Год назад

@@RockyPixel what the person wrote is how to pronounce the word. AKA it's spelled "głupi" in Polish but pronounced "gwoopy" in English

@Mister-Red Год назад

Lol

@cursiveM Год назад

no wonder jon sounded so disappointed when charlotte said she would buy “how goopy are you?”

@daras.drummer 11 месяцев назад

Isn't ironic that Gwyneth Paltrow has actually some Polish roots?

@jamesprice2163 2 года назад

Him screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at a literal train is probably my favorite part of this

@digstrememcdingus1463 7 месяцев назад

Probably the opposite for Gordon or Daisy or whoever was chugging past that day

@jasperjazzie 6 месяцев назад

especially while in the middle of telling someone not to curse, perhaps the best possible timing

@NPC-gl8xp 4 года назад

"They're all real" That shit had me laughing so hard.

@gwynethpaltro5313 4 года назад

Why? What's so funny?

@amaanusmani6839 4 года назад

@@gwynethpaltro5313 what's funny is that they're selling mustard bath lmao

@TetaroSeth 4 года назад

I spit my tea out at that part.

@Luminousplayer 4 года назад

that one took me by surprise actually, i had to at least chuckle

@marbledgold0605 4 года назад

@@gwynethpaltro5313 What's funny is that they have a product with Cordyceps in it. For context Cordyceps has a sub strain that *Zombifies* ants called Ophiocordycepes unilateralis

@DammitSinged 4 года назад

_"Crushed Snakes, Gotta be Vitamins in there somewhere."_ _-Dr. Johnattan Tronley, PHD_

@Designandrew 4 года назад

still somehow more logical than any goop product

@lellel6531 4 года назад

what the fuck are you doing here singed?

@novavirus7497 4 года назад

I thought it was "trust snakes"

@F4lc0_Is 4 года назад

PhD in what, Sideburnology?

@nandoyosua8151 4 года назад

This doctor help me survive with high stadium cancer

@RasenKamehamehaX100 Год назад

"With Cordyceps" Well, if The Last of Us ends up happening, we can blame Gwyneth Paltrow.

@RVAdada 9 месяцев назад

Alright

@VorpalStorm 6 месяцев назад

Cordyceps are actually pretty damn tasty! I’ve had them in Hong Kong style food before.

@22martinez1 3 месяца назад

@@VorpalStormit's been two months since you posted your comment and you're in the process of becoming a Runner looking for your prey.

@VorpalStorm 3 месяца назад

@@22martinez1 I am but not because of the cordyceps. :)

@AlinaAniretake 25 дней назад

@@VorpalStorm because you are horny man?

@Shafd1 Год назад

You have to admit, the theragun doom part was hilarious

@Rowsy91 Год назад

i dont gotta admit anything.Ill never tell

@Scout-9301 Год назад

@@Rowsy91 we’ll make you admit it one of these days

@TheLakabanzaichrg Год назад

This wise here thinks we are all snitches here

@cursiveM Год назад

@@Rowsy91 hey you said it you gotta spill the beans

@juliansandoval8022 Год назад

imagine relaxing with the sound of a heavy duty breaker

@MrTony-rx7tk 3 года назад

The fact that I had no idea Gwyneth Paltrow was this unhinged really speaks to how good her acting skills are. She plays a very convincing normal person in movies

@yelloe 3 года назад

Yeah exactly. good actors are actually crazy af.

@ringo69420 3 года назад

@@arthurchong5271 isn't tom cruise related to the scientology

@Miklondk 3 года назад

@@ringo69420 yea

@bradyhill2390 3 года назад

@@ringo69420 Yeah Scientologys last name is cruise they're cousins

@lou2288 3 года назад

Indeed she does

@JanitoRiceMeister 4 года назад

Honestly, I'd take an entire series of Jontron, dressed like he's in Renaissance, reading dumb celebrity tweets to Skyrim ambient music.

@officialteamsombie 4 года назад

Honestly, I'd take an entire series of Jonathan Tronley, dressed in an 1800s outfit selling old-time medicine products.

@dr.prof.professionalphd4996 4 года назад

yes

@45-tejasmahajan84 4 года назад

I'll take your entire stock!

@terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад

I loved the Skyrim music in the background

@ultimateninjaboi 4 года назад

I just need more anachronistic Jon

@blurrylettuce4982 Год назад

Did anyone else notice that children were on the list of natural things that can harm you 😂

@__Insanity_ Год назад

"Kids are cruel, Jack"

@gamermanx3096 Год назад

@@__Insanity_ “And I’m very in touch with my inner child.”

@Mister-Red Год назад

I think he meant giving birth

@Kevin-McLaughlin Год назад

@@Mister-Red No

@BloodyBay Год назад

@@__Insanity_ "And I LIKE MINORS." /max0r 😛

@bkr1895 Год назад

I love how her cream literally has Fool’s Gold inside it

@carltonvonhammerstein 10 месяцев назад

I feel like she's trying to tell us something with that.

@asherrudick3912 Месяц назад

@@carltonvonhammersteinthat it’s foolish to buy this or that she’s the fool?

@carltonvonhammerstein Месяц назад

@@asherrudick3912 Either that or you're the fool for buying it.

@asherrudick3912 Месяц назад

@@carltonvonhammerstein well, if there’s one thing I’m not, it’s a fool. If she thinks I’m dumb enough to buy something like an overpriced bottle of gemstones that does nothing, I’ll make sure no one enters her stores again. Thanks to Flex Tape!

@CDKing_ 4 года назад

Stark industries sure got weird after Pepper Potts inherited the company.

@anirbasnoel649 4 года назад

😆

@kyle857 4 года назад

The world was better off with the missiles.

@eulalioramirez3053 4 года назад

CDKing I sub to you

@exchanegedtag 4 года назад

Yeah glad I sold my stock before all of this!

@michaelskoomamacher5652 4 года назад

Thanos snapped the wrong girl

@striderzer0 4 года назад

oh god she just took her initials, GP, and put two O's in between them

@ChitenBugMan 4 года назад

Gweneth Paltrow, oo!

@alexhb12333 4 года назад

Can't wait for Jon to open Joot!

@yaboichrys5148 4 года назад

@@alexhb12333 jooj (Jon Jafari)

@ellytrabread 4 года назад

Poog Gpoo

@5udimax 4 года назад

@@yaboichrys5148 sound like something from a YTP

@bzrklarz4295 6 месяцев назад

3:30 ok but Jon’s improvisation with jokes is amazing. He says not to swear, and then immediately tells a random train going by to fuck off. The fact that train wasn't planned and yet he still tied it in with the joke of not swearing is comedic genius

@thissitesucks905 Год назад

the part where he popped the yoga ball had me in stitches

@michaelgrant6284 Год назад

The yoga ball probably is now too

@juanestrada2776 Год назад

Dude it made me spit my coffee out🤣🤣🤣🤣

@unicornkitteh5332 Год назад

Same! I spit all over my phone 😂

@novidas1613 Год назад

someone's gotta find the Bring Me to Life Jazz Remix in there I need that

@Z4YK0T1K 10 месяцев назад

9:00

@gurvmlk 3 года назад

"I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year." That may be the single most arrogant sentence I've ever heard in my life.

@Flamme-Sanabi 3 года назад

@Oscar Wind My brainwaves are multiple levels above yours, not to be arrogant, but this fact is just an obvious things to know.

@cuppacofi1129 3 года назад

It's on the same level as people who claim that they have an IQ of 200 but she's not lying

@robertdearborn754 3 года назад

@@Flamme-Sanabi my brain waves are in the negatives meaning im brain dead

@user-ud9xc1hr3g 3 года назад

*I don't mean to brag, but I'm going to anyway.*

@babyzegeek5435 3 года назад

That sounds like something Tony Stark would say

@ponyglee 4 года назад

That snake oil salesman bit was absolute gold. What production value, and you even went near the store, that’s rad.

@Cuprite1024 4 года назад

It really was. Lol.

@GundamGokuTV 4 года назад

I kinda want it on the merch store lol

@sailorgallifrey1365 4 года назад

You can tell the cultists by their passed off faces

@josephnicholson 4 года назад

Epic gamer move

@doctorprofesor3876 4 года назад

-"hyaluronic serum whatever the fuck that is..." epic face Lost it haha

@noesunyoutuber7680 Год назад

"If we don't put a stop to Gwyneth Paltrow, Gwyneth Paltrow is gonna put a stop to us! Come on, people! Hannibal's onboard!" - Eric Andre

@robertcortez4956 Год назад

Charlotte: I really want that milk maker to be real. Jon: Well I got some good news for you!

@TheLichruler 4 года назад

Ok for realsies.... That snake oil salesman act was top notch.

@SweenusSwinginHisDingus 4 года назад

TheLichruler I would trust him over goop

@peterlopez2388 4 года назад

I'd buy that snakeoil just to help sponsor the show

@WTFyouDAMF 4 года назад

there's gotta be vitamins in there somewhere!!!

@ham-mantheman-ham634 4 года назад

Best thing I've seen in a long time!

@LUNCHMONEY4numbers 4 года назад

This dude legit rolled a wagon from the 1800s in front of her store just for a 3 minute gag. Gotta love Jon!

@FRISHR 4 года назад

“I am Iron Man” - RDJ “I am African” - Gwyneth Paltrow

@aydenulery9562 4 года назад

FRISHR this needs to be more popular

@overlordpoptart 4 года назад

@@aydenulery9562 agreed

@sinistrality 4 года назад

Avengers: Endgame alternate ending: Thanos: I... am... inevitable. Pepper Potts: And I... am... African.

@adrianelpro132 4 года назад

FRISHR Rdj actually has “You know who i am” in his bio 😂

@CitruSkeleton 4 года назад

I don't think that checks out

@remmietherat199thofmyname5 Год назад

If you pause at 12:40 there’s an oxygen machine of some kind that’s labeled “bulletproof”

@alvaro701 Год назад

I think that was the silliest part of that BS company lol

@lucascoval828 8 месяцев назад

What. The. Hell?

@karlallen330 3 дня назад

Bulletproof Oxygen, to be exact. Because Oxygen is is scientifically proven able to stop bullets.

@pepitomov Год назад

The real vampire repellent were the friends we made along the way

@claytondemny 3 года назад

The size of Jon’s balls for going in front of a goop store and role playing as a snake oil sailsman, while also criticizing their products is unbelievably funny as hell.

@tlomofficial 3 года назад

I would pay actual money to see him do that in person

@gerRule 3 года назад

That was impressive acting to be honest

@BlazingRoman 3 года назад

im only commenting because i snagged the exact 1000th like. I know that sounds dumb but I find that impressive.

@animatedarliss 3 года назад

That was a pretty funny bit

@mattnoodles9338 3 года назад

@II Romanmapper II Nobody cares and why would you comment like being the 1000th person to like a video is a reason to comment. You should get a life bud

@demon4256 4 года назад

“ONE ingredient!” “Crushed Snakes!” “...gotta be vitamins in there SOMEWHERE...” I love this one!

@squidyy2k 4 года назад

“Mustard bath?” “You ever heard of HEINZ?”

@theman76942 4 года назад

777 Likes. Go to Vegas.

@Mrs.Self.Distruct 4 года назад

and sued by NASA

@landonletterman831 4 года назад

The "which is real which is fake," segment really got me. Knew they were all real from the first time I saw the video (expected the joke, but the price of "How Goopy are You," addmitedly made me go "no way that's real," for a second), and I still laugh every time I see the reveal

@Rodoet001 Год назад

For those that are curious, the full ingredients list on the Psychic Vampire Repelant is: Sonically tuned water, rosewater, grain alchohol, sea salt, colloidal silver, theraputic grade oils of: rosmary, lavender, and juniper; a unique and complex blend of gem elixirs , including but not limited to: black tourmaline, labradorite, nuumite, black onyx, aqua aura, bloodstone, garnet, selenite, pyrite, tiger's eye, amethyst, lapis lazuli, ruby, and copper; love, mantras, moonlight, and reiki charged crystals. The more I look at this list, the worse it gets and the more questions I have.

@isabellacoccia7031 Год назад

How tf do you get a "gem elixir"??

@anwd8646 Год назад

Love? Mantras? FREAKING MOONLIGHT? Is this woman okay in the head? How do you put a mantra into a bottle?

@darkendheart1389 Год назад

@An Wd I wanna know how you get moonlight in a bottle…

@Rodoet001 Год назад

@@isabellacoccia7031 Seems they took the saying "squeezing water from a rock" rather literally. Though from the look of the product, they still failed and opted to just leave the rocks in there.

@Rodoet001 Год назад

@@anwd8646 Gwyneth? Well, I'm sure you have to be a little bit weird to be willing to pull off something like Goop. But I also suspect she also isn't fully buying the game either, but fuck if it isn't lucrative.

@madmanminkler1382 Год назад

I love how Jon set up a fake snake oil medicine wagon in the middle of the city and yet no one flipped out because it's New York, where crazy stuff goes down on the streets all the time.

@anthonybalista7421 4 года назад

Jon’s ability to keep a completely straight face and not break character when actual people are watching him is honestly astounding.

@L33PL4Y 4 года назад

That's what theatre experience will do for you.

@FanboyKisser 4 года назад

And yet break character in his own skits.

@Saxdude26 4 года назад

You should see barbeque salesmen at Costco... because by comparison, Jon is just having fun.

@koalifix6501 4 года назад

Who said he's a character?????

@catfree 4 года назад

Uhh you know this is scripted and done with many takes right?

@vpmashup 4 года назад

Robert Downey, Jr. : "I am Iron Man" Gwyneth Paltrow : "I am African"

@namesurname7172 4 года назад

@Pat Fry Pat Fry: "I am salty"

@JoeMama-ox8mh 4 года назад

iiSuperWomanii = I am bisexual woman of colour

@razenoid1554 4 года назад

Razenoid15: i am hungry

@herlocksholmes-uv5qw 4 года назад

Luisa Frugoli: i am a potato

@aviadabest 4 года назад

Stolen

@tapioca8436 Год назад

The FDA says “Love” cannot be listed as an ingredient.

@AndrewAmbrose Год назад

I only just now noticed that Linkara is in the psychic vampire's crystal ball

@vde1846 Год назад

So did you learn you lesson, hmmmm?

@BarokaiRein 4 года назад

The fact that he put a literal snake oil wagon right outside of Goop store made this a next level video.

@francescoferazza9341 3 года назад

I was in awe. That was brilliant.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 года назад

The beast way to roast a charlatan.

@naughtyskywalker9292 3 года назад

*Respect.*

@blunder7400 3 года назад

it’s fucking great 😂😂😂

@VJK102 3 года назад

If i worked at that store I’ll be fired on the spot because i would be laughing my ass off that shit XD

@Agent-47-eh 4 года назад

She's a facebook mom who has evolved into her final form

@ploed 4 года назад

thats a nice one.

@FloodlightGamingReal 4 года назад

@@ploed a super karen if you will

@thecoolestdaniel4554 4 года назад

Diana Burnwood : Agent 47 your next contract is Geweneth palthrogh cult leader behind the secret experiment with her sadistic and famous frequency torture many citizens in thousands as if they never existed eliminating her will not be easy she is constantly surrounded by a group of mega chads and karens many ICA agents have gone missing trying to eliminate her only to be found dead disembodied or disemboweld due to the testing of her various new products good luck and happy hunting 47 Edit : holy shit I got so many likes

@nanaazad 4 года назад

This isn't even her final form

@thecoolestdaniel4554 4 года назад

@@nanaazad like my comment

@hywelthomas7864 Год назад

“Ya ever heard of HEIIIIINZZZ?” 😂

@jacobmancel6700 9 месяцев назад

I love nobody pointed out the absolutely murderous look the pregnant woman was throwing at Jon when he was in front of the goop store.

@lucascoval828 8 месяцев назад

Maybe she was looking at the camera crew.

@pencilsduck81 4 года назад

"All online companies have two o's." So she took that, and just combined her initials to make "Goop." Truly a marketing genius.

@MELODE_TH 4 года назад

All you do is hating, your mad sheis most of an entremanure than yooll evre berewf!!

@innosam123 4 года назад

Duckarooni “Amazoon” “Twitoor” “America Oonline”

@marywinchester1322 4 года назад

Ha Ha ...Hahaha!😆

@oak9789 4 года назад

Nintendoo, Microsooft, Delloo, Hoop(hewlet packard), Samsoong, Loog, Gooe, Vizioo, Dailymootion, Discood, Eboo, Boong, Appoo....Yeah all of them have two O's somewhere.

@oak9789 4 года назад

Soopercell, Vaoolve,

@secondblackjack1051 4 года назад

"All big internet companies have two 'O's in their title" _JonTron_

@TheMysticS69 4 года назад

Joontroon

@fabiomora6491 4 года назад

@@TheMysticS69 you can say that JonTron already have 2 o, jOn trOn

@huntedapples722 4 года назад

@@fabiomora6491 so does microsoft or microsooft

@wildcrochunter6724 4 года назад

Scott the woz

@fedibenmansour6466 4 года назад

Lool

@stinkerpops Год назад

Fun fact: the ingredients on labels are listed in order of how much of it is used (greatest amount to least amount). So, in a product called "everlasting love", the amount of love is actually used less than most of the ingredients on the label.

@SirScroatyPeniasMcCheese Год назад

Jontron's inclusion of oxygen in his list of natural things that are bad for you is one of the most hilariously intelligent things he's ever done.

@crimsonstrykr Год назад

Yeah - try huffing pure oxygen - see what happens!!

@driftythekid 4 года назад

Jon has straight up went from “look at these wacky old games” to “we need to dismantle all of these celebrity scams”

@CircleHunter 4 года назад

@@unrealistic1140 Username checks out.

@ibeleaf 4 года назад

it mustve took him like 5 years to edit this? this shits long gone

@fenrir6200 4 года назад

@@judsongaiden9878 You said everything I wanted to say. I could imagine some pseudoscientist scam artist trying his best to shut this down.

@potaterjim 4 года назад

Except for flex tape

@joshuaclare4860 4 года назад

@@potaterjim surprisingly enough, you're right. Flex Tape is actually a decent product

@sauropods 4 года назад

He’s more committed to his bits than my parents were to their marriage

@Minimize501 4 года назад

If only they had everlasting love... *It's only 27$ plus shipping!*

@dennisalvarado5134 4 года назад

@@Minimize501 Nice one guys X)

@hoodclassicsofcalifornia 4 года назад

Haha for self deprecating humor

@4rfghu89oikjhgre3sdf 4 года назад

lol

@_______5345 4 года назад

Mood

@MB-qx9vn Год назад

We need more brave souls in the world like Jon, who will set up a snake oil booth outside of an actual goop store. Outstanding.

@entropynme Год назад

I feel so terrible for all the husbands whose wives have thrown away untold thousands of their dollars on this shit all the while gritting their teeth because they can't confront their spouse on how insane it is without ending up on the couch

@bentobias737 4 года назад

Jon. Jon is there just multiple hours of you standing in front of Goop shouting at them? I need this footage Jon.

@ToaKoran 4 года назад

We all need just the uncut footage of him screaming at pedestrians in that wonderful getup. That was fantastic, and it baffles me how more people weren't entertained. I seriously have to wonder nobody even cracked a smile.

@jonathanrivera8938 4 года назад

I'm into this as well. Please, Jon, for your fellow Jons in the world, release this content.

@joshuamay6977 4 года назад

@@ToaKoran Im thinking because it's New York and it's nothing new to them.

@chaoschashiro 4 года назад

@@ToaKoran I'm 90 percent sure this wasn't the first he did it,there prolly use to it

@notdelta9990 4 года назад

I'm sorry, Jon.

@dia3488 4 года назад

Jon is legitimately a very good actor. The snake oil merchant bit proves that.

@ArcturusOTE 4 года назад

His theater background payed off

@LetsTakeWalk 4 года назад

He is also a surprisingly good singer.

@jakehayes3466 4 года назад

Sure, that one bit proved it, not the years and years of other bits he's done...?

@twistedowl7459 4 года назад

i don’t know who jon is, that’s timothy brentwood

@dia3488 4 года назад

@@jakehayes3466 Then let me rephrase: The snake oil merchant bit proves it further.

@himesilva Год назад

"it's made of one ingredient: crushed. snakes." can't get more natural than that y'all

@BloodyBay Год назад

8:08 Okay, I was *_not_* prepared for that smash cut! 😆 (Also, Charlotte's adorable. More Charlotte, please! ☺)

@RRW359 4 года назад

"which by the way is $600" me: Wow, that's expensive. What kind of absolute idiot ever buy that? *next scene Jon is holding one*

@jffry890 4 года назад

Easily a $2,000 investment after the set light he destroyed with it.

@killerlobstermoth 4 года назад

Maybe he got it on Amazon for twenty bucks.

@awsumsas 4 года назад

After losing her husband, Pepper Potts quickly descended into madness.

@orangeinferno 4 года назад

AWSUMSAS just take My Like

@completelyforgettable1130 4 года назад

@SingedRat 4 года назад

😂😭

@Dracorex13 4 года назад

It turns out the one who needed rescuing was Rescue herself. :(

@lameshane1 4 года назад

She turns from technology and science because she believes it's the very thing that killed him

@vanillabryce2965 7 месяцев назад

2:15 here it is!

@wanderingwolf2606 8 месяцев назад

I love that Jon just goes around outside continuing on with his skits. The faces he always gets from people passing by are the best

@Videogamer-555 7 месяцев назад

They probably see the camera crew, so they know it's just a movie being filmed.

@magosmarechferracioli1128 4 года назад

It's not a JonTron video until he starts yelling at the public.

@gwynethpaltro5313 4 года назад

Right? What a crazy old grandpa. I liked him better on Game Grumps!

@MrNiceVoice 4 года назад

@@gwynethpaltro5313 he's much better off without Arin.

@flumphflumph6021 4 года назад

Seeing him do this gives me anxiety xD

@sirrmobreadings6978 4 года назад

ever heard of HEINZ!?

@MVPUnlucky 4 года назад

I lost it at that bit. Jon has the 1860s snake oil salesman act down pat. Might as well add him to Red Dead right now.

@themonkeyvivi 4 года назад

“We’re human beings and the sun is the sun - how can it be bad for you?” laughs in skin cancer

@anonanonymous2128 4 года назад

laughs in quite literally almost everything

@SkyAcerecon 4 года назад

Corona!

@h.p.wallnut9912 4 года назад

*Chuckles in Australian*

@sauceslayer5820 4 года назад

*laughs in hot giant hydrogen ball*

@CommissarMitch 4 года назад

Laughs in water. Yes too much water can kill you.

@SohrabTV 2 месяца назад

you know its good when you search goop and before the goop official channel we get to see jontron's video

@beeeennnnnnn 2 месяца назад

@hellandruby 11 месяцев назад

2:38 The inclusion of children in this list is just hilarious 😂

@christosvoskresye 4 года назад

At least with the vodka in a skull bottle, you get vodka and a skull bottle.

@Joelivingsten1667 4 года назад

You never throw away the skull bottle either. Because it's a skull bottle.

@victoroliveira6694 4 года назад

Underated comment

@makeda6530 4 года назад

Exactly

@thewelshdragon1567 4 года назад

Crystal head vodka?

@SirKibble15 4 года назад

I got a mini sized one as a bday present a year ago and I still have the bottle

@tidepodpadthai2633 3 года назад

"I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin." Explains quite a bit, really

@remarinracoon5309 3 года назад

Of I smoked more crack I would definitely eat cheese out of a tin

@i_teleported_bread7404 3 года назад

Wait, is tinned cheese a real thing?

@Mageman17 3 года назад

@@i_teleported_bread7404 probably just in some countries, but I definitely remember Kraft having canned cheddar cheese.

@nataliealphonse4634 3 года назад

Fr though i WOULD rather smoke crack than eat american cheese, that shit is straight up plastic

@remarinracoon5309 3 года назад

@@nataliealphonse4634 I enjoy the plastic

@scoaktree9575 5 месяцев назад

2:42 I showed this to my older cousin and now anytime we see each other we say “Always remember I’m African”.

@johnstanton1515 Год назад

The snake oil salesman was so impressive I now feel like you should start a legit acting career...

@alexanderkim5043 4 года назад

The look of disgust that people give Jon on the street is pure fucking gold.

@rando23232 4 года назад

I would be giggling my ass off if I was one of those people

@ELmeinz 4 года назад

Goop shoppers ... sorry goop shoppers

@dannythecursedone7091 4 года назад

They probably thought Punk'd got revived

@varungupta9020 4 года назад

that one lady that was going into goop

@miker.8743 4 года назад

15:06 is the best

@sebbyfergo 4 года назад

$120 for an Automatic Nut Milk Maker is pretty ridiculous considering about half of us were born with a free one

@rosemarybailey8364 4 года назад

n u t m i l k

@peepoobeepoo5842 4 года назад

*N U T M I L K*

@Mrsandwich9 4 года назад

Got to have that nut maker

@CaveraGamerzZ 4 года назад

Wouldn't be 2?

@miacasual1263 4 года назад

Wait but if it’s from humans it’s not vegan

@AnActualPersonInASeaOfIdiots Год назад

The funniest thing about this video is the train horn accidentally appearing at the right time when Jon said "Don't swear, Gwyneth.", it literally added extra comedic effect lol

@brumfieldone659 Год назад

I loved the little LInkara running in the crystal ball.

@th0nked 4 года назад

“I am african” *Pulls our giant 32x56 picture of Gwyneth Paltrow framed in spruce wood*

@ToxicSkull0 4 года назад

Yeah he has a problem

@sauron1414 4 года назад

ToxicSkull0 we found a goofy gooper everyone.

@oktsaring9506 4 года назад

"pulls our" YES COMRADE

@devonarmstrong7045 4 года назад

Mike Jarington funny Soviet Union joke, lets play anthem, funny ha ha hilarious

@zeebaka 4 года назад

do you think he still has it? asking for a friend

@theheadacheking4869 4 года назад

I'm sorry, are we not gonna talk about the "Bulletproof oxygen?"

@Linosek279 4 года назад

I didn’t notice it before but now I hate it

@scottland8698 4 года назад

What?

@Scarletthespud 4 года назад

@@scottland8698 where when why and don't forget who

@noobfratimiu4611 4 года назад

Excuse me what the fuck did you just say....

@user-uc4de4un2z 4 года назад

At 12:40 the oxygen tank is labled bullet proof oxygen

@ronaldmcdonald8912 Год назад

Linkara in the crystal ball made me weak 😂

@emocupcake13 7 месяцев назад

Seeing Jon accidentally break a stage light hurts my past theatre tech self lol

@mk1k 4 года назад

“They were all real” I don’t think I’ve laughed harder in my life.

@Undergroundtec 4 года назад

I'm sorry.

@gabrielbaima7891 4 года назад

first time I actually got worried I'd pass out from laughing

@Jetsaturn0210 4 года назад

and he said that with a straight face

@Roboshi2007 4 года назад

the worst part is one of those products has the FUCKING LAST OF US MUSHROOM IN IT!!

@samueldoiron1656 4 года назад

@@Roboshi2007 The one that basically zombifies ants?

@vizthex 4 года назад

If you list "Love" as an ingredient for anything, I'm immediately assuming it's semen.

@jayde4872 4 года назад

vizthex 🤣😂😄😆

@xMewWinx96x 4 года назад

The ingredients for Butters' Creamy Goo is literally just "love." What does that mean?

@InfinitusDominus 4 года назад

Uh clearly its Gweneth's coochy juice. You have no idea what pure natural substances are excreted from an african.

@ComicGladiator 4 года назад

How many bottles did you buy, Vixthex?

@seank1048 4 года назад

“And knowing is half the battle”

@flygo8665 Год назад

I had a bad day today, got it in my recommended and it genuienly made stuff better. Thanks man.

@brendont9296 Год назад

I've watched this video dozens of times. I'm just now realizing that it's called Goop because Gwen just put 2 Os inbetween her initials...

@Danof 4 года назад

I should have known this was just an excuse for Jon to start a cult again

@kazuyakenzaki1320 4 года назад

So how many does this make

@notamike4576 4 года назад

C'mon jon, we haven't named our last cult and there you go starting another one again

@NessaWyvern 4 года назад

Again? Darnit, I missed out on joining the first one!

@davedogge2280 4 года назад

when you cannot get movie roles anymore..

@gothnerd887 4 года назад

Again?

@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 года назад

"One ingredient: crushed snakes! Gotta be vitamins in there somewhere!" That one got me.

@tepidtamale 4 года назад

The pregnant lady staring was the best part xD

@tostie3110 4 года назад

I'm going to use that for DnD

@jiehfeng 4 года назад

It's now a meme, a popular one

@omrilevy8481 4 года назад

@@tepidtamale "even youre not that stupid"

@pussinboots838 4 года назад

@@omrilevy8481 spoiler alert; she is

@SephirothPhenyx Год назад

THE FLIPPIN SNAKE OIL SALESMAN IN FRONT OF goop made my day and also caused me to cry for ALL the right reasons. lol thx dude

@MidnightPausch 5 месяцев назад

after rewatching this a few times there was an actual difference in the before and after of the exfoliator.

@SomeHarbourBastard 4 года назад

The $2,000 Gnome is looking like a much more sensible investment right about now

@CocainePirate 4 года назад

Why get a gnome when you have Doofenshmirtz

@tootzy-the-roll 4 года назад

A 2000$ gnome is the only sound investment you need.

@Gojilynx 4 года назад

@@CocainePirate well i mean he'll just make a gnomenator that turns everybody into gnomes because hes was gnome in his childhood

@carto4028 4 года назад

There are sentences that have never been uttered before This.......IS NOT one of those situations.

@ArcturusOTE 4 года назад

It'll be much more expensive in the far flung future now that it's a prop in this show

@Arto257 4 года назад

The amount of disappointment on Jon's face when he says "They're all real." I felt that.

@bumbowumbo281 4 года назад

But "nut milk maker"? Why is that real? What does it do?

@MultiHi12345678910 4 года назад

@@bumbowumbo281 make nut milk

@CommanderViviax 4 года назад

I did too. He's like. What the frack is she doing. Lol.

@patrickchoque7720 4 года назад

Zackery Degonia to be honest, the nit milk maker was probably the MOST useful thing on that list. At least it ACTUALLY does something, technically.

@Mehrunes86 4 года назад

@@bumbowumbo281 Are you sure, you wanna to know😂

@finnish_hunter Год назад

Ironically the adverstized "body sphere massager" is known to apply SO much pressure towards your organs, some people had to be hospitalized for misplaced organs, someone apparently had the liver burst from the force. So yeah, good job Gwyneth!

@jstar3382 Год назад

the best part of rewatching this is seeing that Charlotte definitely has an engagement ring on in this video but is still listed as Claw in the credits, so yeah this was filmed mid-engagement

@Kevbo2040 4 года назад

I won't lie, this video is the first time I've remembered Gwyneth Paltrow even exists as a person.

@wanderingronin6462 4 года назад

i saw her recently, i a photo with bill clinton and jeffrey epstein on his island...

@MrPibb23x 4 года назад

I think that's why she does this. There's a certain number of people that get a little bit of fame and then obsessively need to foster it into something... more. Her, L. Ron, R. Kelly, probably way more that I don't even want to think about.

@Mayhzon 4 года назад

I had her prettier in memory, showing her ugly character immediately made her dislikable and ruined it all for me. :(

@polariize 4 года назад

I didn't know who she was before

@saintarthador4922 4 года назад

Gwyneth Paltrow is just an idea

@Durka-Durka 4 года назад

He deserves an award for bustin their balls in front of the store like that

@ArcturusOTE 4 года назад

He also deserves a reward for busting their undersized yoga balls At this point I'd rather use a bowling ball for it

@Durka-Durka 4 года назад

@@ArcturusOTE :D

@magoswes3588 4 года назад

Yayo' Ariowibowo It would definitely be sturdier

@ArcturusOTE 4 года назад

@@magoswes3588 in hindsight the bowling ball's material and density might actually work as a.... Lifestyle (?) ball, but rubber coated with some aeration to reduce hard impacts

@hotto-dogu5829 4 года назад

I’m just more surprised how he got that wagon I know he has like a professional team but like still that’s dedication

@Vbussolotti 8 месяцев назад

JonTron, I just wanna say that in one of my classes in college where we were talking about the different between science and pseudoscience, your video was used as an example and I remember watching this ages ago so when I saw it presented to my class, I died and we were talking about how Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop is pseudoscience and then there was a whole history lesson on “snake oil”…anyways, I hope you know your video is part of a class in my program in college 🤣 papa bless ✌🏼

@rileylikesboots4845 Год назад

"The sun is natural how can it be bad for you" "Skin cancer is natural how can it be bad for you"

@ADotBrad 4 года назад

"I can't pretend to be someone who makes $25,000 a year." You're an actress! Your job is literally to do that!

@disguisemallow4377 4 года назад

But is she a GOOD one?

@mallios13 4 года назад

She's admitting she's not a very good one

@albertzinger7132 4 года назад

That's also disguistingly condescending.

@cmb4488 4 года назад

If an actress in the MCU is make 25,000 she must not be very good.

@Weuigi 4 года назад

I think she was passing remark towards to us "normal" citizens

@voodoochile333 4 года назад

"Has Goop changed your life?" "Well yes, I am thousand of pounds in debt"

@VX300 4 года назад

Where we're from, they're called dollars, you filthy commie!

@MrSamulai 4 года назад

+Stephen Harper Well obviously you can't be in debt if you are using such a strong currency as dollar. cough cough

@LarsonLake 4 года назад

@@MrSamulai you're never truly in debt as long as you have more weapons than everyone else

@arachnesakura9375 4 года назад

@Cee_ Eisen thats probably why we're in a national debt crisis...

@mothermayihavesomebleach2129 4 года назад

Get out of here tea drinker.

@Quest4astro Год назад

This video made me laugh out loud more than a few times. Subscribed!

@MrWhatdafuBOOM 2 года назад

A food editor, also customarily referred to as a food writer, is the person who pens and edits articles and columns on the subjects of cooking, baking, restaurants, recipes and culinary techniques. They customarily work for a magazine, newspaper or web site. A food editor may be on the staff of these publications or work for them as a freelancer.

@goose1743 4 года назад

The “they’re all real” line shocked me more than anything this year.

@JohnnyNatrium 4 года назад

I think most of us saw that coming since before they started watching the vid tho.

@doopdoopdopdop7424 4 года назад

Wait, one with CORTISEPS?!?! THE MIND CONTROL FUNGUS?!?!

@TeaCeeSee 4 года назад

@@doopdoopdopdop7424 ...Cordyceps* is a wide group of fungi that includes over 350 species. Not all of them are endoparasitoid and no, none of them can affect humans. They are popular as nootropics and are frequently consumed in capsules.

@ChromiumDome411 4 года назад

EterniTea don’t mind him. I drove him nuts with a GT episode in fungi.

@abysmalben7616 4 года назад

Even the electric chair?

@HennryHammerhead 4 года назад

"I dont believe anything natural can be bad for you" The entire contenent of Australia wants to know your location.

@izanagisburden9465 4 года назад

Or the entire world in lock down due to covid?

@tristanhartshorn3726 4 года назад

@@izanagisburden9465 yeah but everyone knows that COVID-19 was created by the government so they could arrest Tom Hanks. Wake up sheeple

@izanagisburden9465 4 года назад

@@tristanhartshorn3726 hmm not sure if that's a sarcasm.....

@pek5117 4 года назад

He did list Platypus.

@FrostGlader 4 года назад

PeKツッ they are venomous... somehow.

@iNubpwn3r 9 месяцев назад

This one is the best. Ah John, thanks for making me laugh out loud in these hard times. Watching this my third time and still as funny as the very first.