THE FATHER OF JUICING - JonTron 

I love the part where he goes "I'm invisible."

The way you wrote “dead” means I must assume they all have erectile dysfunction.

Look at this celery Gordy. LOOK AT IT!

That sketch is going to get a massive amount of traffic because of this video.

Jay just juiced'em

I mean, so are they

@@aroniense21 lmfaoooo

Juice town

I literally just watched a documentary on that and that line fuckin killed me

Bro wtf is that profile picture 😭

Oh, thank God he didn’t I kept skipping that part.

For some reason I thought so too

He's chaotic good.

doctors never recommmended cigarettes to people. companies paid people pretending to be doctors to sell cigarettes

What makes you think they stopped? Do you really think that doctors are much different than they were 100 years ago? Same racket, same lack of care and concern.

@@trequor I mean they have changed a shit tonne. Look at all the medical advancements over time. Just because some countries can't figure out Healthcare doesn't mean the field is unchanged

@@East16 I said "doctors". Specifically. Which is almost the same thing as saying that "people aren't much different than they were 100 years ago"

@@trequor You used a blanket statement for a group of people based on their job which has massively changed and become more restrictive to get into since that time. Just by virtue of that the people in that field have changed because they go into massive amounts of debt just to get into the career field. I'm not saying that there aren't greedy, shitty doctors out there because there absolutely are but given the amount of crippling debt, time and work that it takes to become a doctor most of them aren't shitty people. Not to mention that the knowledge required to be a doctor has changed as well as common medical practices.

Probably followed up by putting him in the juicer too

@@austinbaccus he would have wished for that

You figured out the cult's practice

To be fair, it's what he would have wanted. Can't take the money you scammed people out of with you, though.

Fandom guy was the cancer all part of the scam or did he actually have it

Gaming

Gaming

He remembered once he saw that new password can't be old password.

ok

ok

@ 2:21 - that's the signal, take the shot!

I didn't think 3 sponsors would be possible but here we are. We got to save him.

We will know next year when he posts

@@samuelprince4719 *Takes the Shot* We did it boys Raid Shadow Legends is no more

overused joke

Do you drink it?

Your name is a joke. And a bad one at that

@@Gwyn1stborn You know WHAT, I DO drink it! And moments ago, YOU drank it!

@@Gwyn1stborn you make it incredibly hard to do this job Teri, do i drink it? That glass of juice, do i drink that?

While you're at it why don't you just fucking take over, huh?

There has never before been a more underrated comment.

i love your pfp so much

@@hollow8077 Thanks, I drew it myself.

@@Fubukio damn. that's pretty cool love the style

That the day of my birthday btw

Beat the game with just the juicer

@@coffeecrispy2673 shove the final boss' head into a juicer

@@unluckycatfish6866 *Put his family in the juicer.*

Its an achivement in cooking mama by using the juicernall the time

Cooking simulator has 'the ruler of juicing things' as an achievement for using a juicer on every item, and it's a reference to ruler of everything by tally hall

@Regdu Geht it’s true

i'm crying

Disease free until the end

What happened?

@@razikhickland3752 Watch to the end of the video.

I want to make a meme with the car salesman slapping the car. But instead of the car, it’s your old man neighbor and the caption says “ This human can fit so much juice in it”

WWII vet?

I like how this old man is unrelated to you. You just knew this stick weilding chaser.

@@1WEareBUFO1 This proves that every human you ever met, has a completely different depiction of you as a character. Its mindblowing to think about.

God I wish that were me

i'd freak out if i seen it ngl

She died disease free though...

Unless he was on the juice, in which case he would definitely live until 100, disease-free. You can avoid car accident by being on the juice.

Damn it stopping killing Kenny.

Jotnron

Jotnron

Jotnron

Jotnron

" splash "

All that cancer just came right out of him

Most juice will start the metabolism and make you crap

He shit out the cancer

@@KakashiLvr26 Doctor:sorry u have cancer. "Hold my beer" *CHUGS LAXATIVE*

@@samuellasky7771 that’s what I was thinking

He slipped a special ingredient

Honestly it might have been lol

great comment lol

Honestly, now that i think of it, yeah, it was probably scurvy.

Inthinkdickwartz

3:35 well, it is a serious illness

Oh yeah, it's all coming together

If the glove don't fit cant convict

4:26

What can I say Jon is committed

This man is worth all the subs and likes he gets

It was track suit washing day.

It didn't look very warm out either. Plus it's the ocean in New England which isn't exactly known for its warm currents.

That was probably his own boat in his backyard lake!

I live for this one bit. In my darkest moments I think back to this one excellently edited joke and realise…it will be ok.

Jontron:"I'm being held here! My number is 123-HELP!" Fans:"Lol." (Years later) Jontron:["Attempts" to "escape" twice, but is always sent back to "his apartment"] Fans:"Is he being held hostage?"

@@FloridaGuy53 Oh shit you're right..

@@Bigbagofgamer Now 5

Or maybe Raid Shadow Legends makes so much money exploiting the weakness of the human psyche that they can spam money at anyone and everyone and still turn a disgustingly huge profit. If I made 500k a year on RU-vid (idk what Jontron makes, it's just an example) I'm still not gonna turn down 25 grand to say "Yeah Raid Shadow Legends woo baby" for a minute and a half.

He’s trying to send us a message

And you wonder if he's in jail the rest of the time that you don't see him. "Uncle JonTron is 'upstate' again."

Yeah and like the uncle, you just gotta make sure you don't bring up politics 🤣

@@BaneRain beat me to it lol.

@@BaneRain and yet here you are, doing just that

@@pinio5132 seemed like they were doing the equivalent of speaking out of earshot at the other end of the Thanksgiving dinner table, where crazy uncle Jonson Trondle cannot hear. So yknow, chill breh

Gotta shit the cancer out

@@farkbett699 Cancer is stored in the shid.

Oh so that's why that Japanese workout video talked about diarrhea.

Cancer really get in there deep. The solution, flush until there is nothing left to flush.

he spent 2 years on a juice fast after being diagnosed with bladder cancer

She will outlive us all. God bless the queen and her new British Galactic empire when she makes it

So what you're saying is.... Werewolves can live off of carrot/apple juice?

So glad she’s single now 😍😍😍😍

She almost made it to 100, but before she could, the Juice Father managed to destroy his cage and escape into the night, never to be seen again.

❤rip

think he is. considering the concept is about 'living longer' and shit?

I'm sure he's fine, with the power of juicing!

@@SimplyEvan you forgot the ZING

Maybe that's why he threw a clearly realistic dead body off the bridge in the end. He needs to escape from Raid

*dying*

Ozzy?

Technically the latter is an analytic truth or tautology, whereas the former is a non-trivial meta reflective attitude. OK some people aren't tired of being sick and tired, such as the bravely depressed and Donald Trump.

Stfu

I am sick and tired, of being sick and tired. Every 1 second in Savannah a Zombie is killed

@@tieck4408 The shot at Trump got you 10 upvotes. Enjoy them.

To be honest, Jay saying that "We will all pass away, but we have to have a healthy and vigorous life" is true. Most people nowadays will scream at you for saying that when they were ordering tons of Subway and McDonald's for their f*t asses.

His once/bi yearly check up

But is Jacques?

@@Haunted_Jacolope good enough for me

Not before he tells you about his sponser!

More like yearly

Yeah 44 years 6 months stop trying to be a smartass

Not even Keith Richards looked that rough at 45

@@kaldo_kaldo If Kurt Cobain didnt shotgun hari kari he pros would have actually looked this bad...

Yeah, he has great production value.

he just buys them for the video dude

That’s just his bag of holding

@@ConfusedProud Well, by now he probably has a lot of random stuff he uses lol.

He has really good and somewhat big production team, so contents value probably wont ever go down. Especially when Jon's persona and jokes steer the ship

huh now that you say it like that...

Was wondering that myself. Like he would've been of age when WW2 kicked off, so how did he end up not getting drafted? Ah, cancer.

Then*

​@@AZIONG651Well you may want to learn that WW2 for the United States did not start immediately

He was diagnosed with cancer in 1948. Hint hint, that's 3 years after WWII ended.

Wow😅

That's unexpectedly wholesome and ngl as someone who has been suicidal and suffers from depression, I wish I had someone like you

He could have gotten a real job, but he really had a vision that he was going to see through.

Could imagine it would serve as a good comedy book, all things considered!

Ah well, they'll be allowed to cross the finish line and bail on this shithole some day, I suppose.

Underrated comment. That was very clever. 👍

lmao i didn't even notice 😂

Not irony

"Was" not not a murderer..... "was" not a murderer....

@Cony Budding how?

Oh. my. gosh. That's such a well done joke

Holy shit that’s so impressive. I’ve watched this video like 15 times that’s so smart.

Uhuh. Except Jay Kordich died at 93, not 94, so...

@@Frawt7% discount

@@If_i_flirt_its_on_accident And I bet you it had nothing to do with any illness, sickness, cancer, anything unhealthy related. His body itself just decided to retire. Over the years, it got tired of all the intense healthy living and was just like "You know what? I think I did everything I wanted to, there's really not much else I can get out of life. I dont feel like making it to 100, I'm close enough."

LOL nice one

"I'm tired of being tired of being tired!

Are you tired of being sick and tired of being sick and tired of being sick and tired of being sick and tired of being sick and tired?

🤣😅

*me trying to reach the word limit on an essay*

I'm from Guyana and for about 90% of the world I'd say this is all they know about the country.

A question you should ask at every social gathering!

@@matthewyeldig4608 "is that the poison?"

Yeah, I lost it when he threw the carrots at the camera.

What's the time stamp

@@keyboardwarrior___5077 11:31

@@RetroPiero thanks man

That gag gave me a chuckle when I first watched it, but now that I’m re-watching and seeing this comment, that bit actually has me struggling to breath at 1 in the morning.

*ADCEPTION*

@EasyCoast The natural state of man

@@patrickfrost9405 the natural state of man is primitive anarchy

Yas

@@gorbsupreme7555 yeah I’ll take capitalism over that shit any day

👁🕳👁 Live....Bodies

@@hellen9781 *Smacks lips* Until I get them

Many such cases.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aah didnt notice but now that you say it!

Ah yes, the true tactic to living to 100.

It's a shame he didn't discover the POWER of juice slightly earlier

haha nope

@@DyslexicMitochondria Sup bro! I watch your channeI. Absolutely love ur vids

@@DyslexicMitochondria Didnt expect you here

amogos edit: how the hell did this get 5 likes

HAH Looney tunes metaphor

Can't get old if you don't grow old, am I right?

Same here 😂😂

same it's called the " f it diet"

i won't live a day past 30.

That amount of salt can’t taste good... you gotta use your salt in small amounts, or you’ll get too angry and have a heart attack!

i laughed so hard man

She ain't PPT

Vegeta was right. Push ups and plenty of juice are the key.

I was wondering if that was his boat. Since he already made a video about getting an boating license so he can take his wife for a lake ride

underrated comment

I bet he had that doll specially made for this video.

And built a whole fuckin shrine to this guy

And the Nintendo Power gag

Yeah he also chooses times when the ad revenue is the highest which is smoart

True his videos are super rewatch able but if he upload like every 2 weeks he could have 50 million plus subs, he’s an amazing youtuber

@@Ruger34 Cant achieve good quality and perfection if he did it so fast

I literally watch all my favorites every time I remember he exists.

They never get old, its always good to go back over his stuff. For me I always relook at titenic first😂

Nice

Somebody get me the juice!!! hahaha

I forgot about that episode gonna have to watch that next

Haha 420 lol nice rofl lmao

nice

i'd be kind of offended tbh

@@thomascheckie2394 Right like I fucking felt that sting there lmao

That honestly sounds like a joke I would use in Junior High XD

“So anyway, I started juicin”

@@coleozaeta6344 "Rats with wings...do your thing!"

That's what cooking is, too, in a different way. And fermenting (for cheeses, breads, all alcohol products, and so forth).

I think "pro-biotic" kinda food is like that, but hey I'm not a doctor...also greek yogurt is really good so maybe that counts idk but I saw Jamie Lee Curtis once so yeah

Technically your mouth is part of your digestive system, so chewing and other similar grinding motions count as digestion.

so, vomit, basically.

That always peeved me. That is *clearly* "mechanically masticated to a ridiculous degree"

Have I seen you before?

I thought it was a vore reference.

Its funny, cause once you harvest a fruit or vegetable its slowly dying (rotting). So its more "Dying food, eat it before its rotten"

you sure it is not something about cannibal movie?

@@burnt968 Probably. My comments occasionally gain traction on Oney related content, as that's where my humor seems to land best. I'm surprised this comment got so many likes, actually, I kind of half-assed it. ;o

Cause He Died 6 Years Earlier Then He Said He Would.

OH I GET IT NOW

@@skarloey1214 thats the joke.jpg

@@skarloey1214 oh Thank you baby, i didnt understand op’s very clear comment untill your very clear comment

Lmao savage

Stfu

Sauce*

"Do I drink it"?

Especially as luke sawards dire dire docks was playing

Someone just gotta remember to juice him while the enzymes are still fresh

@@Protanly ok im on it

this is his final video

When did he put out crap?

@@MrMister1227 He doesn't mean the content was ever bad. It's just comparing to nearly literally everyone else on this platform.

@@MrMister1227 he's not forcing out crap just to put out consistent content

So many youtubers got destroyed forever by doing the opposite.

Hes getting back on track, Remember the episode that was just one big advertisement for a town ? He did put out crap because he tried to be more like these other youtubers.

I like my carrots how I like my enzymes: j u i c e d. And alive I guess????

Enzymes are just catalysts but organic

Your body makes all the enzymes it needs. You don't need more of em

Yeah exactly

I know right? They're the powerhouse of the cell!

Call now and get Sun n Run! The suntan lotion... that's also a laxative!

Nice.

@@ThePageofRage Join us next week when I appear on Man versus Nature, the Road to Victory!

I always assumed you put them in a brown bag and slammed them against a Wall

Ah nice Simpsons reference.

i was actually on another tab at that moment and honestly thought the juice man had said that lmao

Would you name him Juicing? Juicetron?

I like your videos

"…..ok?

I'm certain he would meme all the food you find. KFC seaweed what the hell? XD

You mean you wish he was your....Sonny?

"Order now and you'll also receive Sun & Run. The suntan lotion that's also a laxative!" ....O_O!! *WOOSH!!*

old people sleep half the day

He takes REALLY slow sips

Well he can’t drink in his sleep

@@djlilizzybeats how does he get 11 hours of sleep then

@@oolexer by sleeping for 11 hours 🤦‍♂️ idk why that confused you

It's 32 cause that was his number

@@moemuxhagi The more you know.

Why do you think they call him the Juice? Quick change, of course!

Like the muzzle flash was obviously fake, but his reaction to ot being a gun seemed genuine. Not sire if the qhole thing was a joke or not.(tbe reaction to the gun, not the gunshot)

@@matthewhebbert2751 his reaction was good, but the gunshot was definitely fake lol.

Yes

If we made that compilation we'd have to include that part in Disney bootleg where he hung himself still don't know how he didn't die for that one

I'm honestly surprised somebody hasn't already made this too

and then they peel them and then they slice them and then they eat them and then they repurpose the peels and leftover pulp and then they just pretend they have more lemons

I'm mad about the lemons!

Combustible lemons

I mean look at Nikokado. He became financially stable due to him being a degenerate

Onlyfans is loaded with huge juices lemons! You're definitely not wrong!

Some guy: "B12 cures cancer" FBI: "FBI, open up!" Jay: "drinking unreasonable amounts of juice cured my cancer. buy my dumb machine" FBI: "I don't see nothin' here. Have a good day sir."

food does cure cancer though. cancer is caused by shitty eating

If it tastes good its probably not a good idea to drink it every day

It doesnt taste good, but it is in fact good

it is a carrot, what did you expect

@@dofehino5444 Carrot Juice tastes great, because they are full of sugar

@@UserOfTheName disagree, its full of carrot, not sugar or it would be sugar, if you removed all the carrot from carrot juice, then it would be more sugary, because there would be no carrot!

Pretty sure it's a prop. That fall looks unsafe.

@@zap3231 yea its a prop dw

@@zap3231 nope, that was the real jon. jontron's fucking dead, show's over, everybody go home

Well, it was technically poison.

IM gonna live by this daily

I feel like that should be the slogan of pre-taco bell

Taco Bell food is like a gamble.

This smells of false advertising

More like "Sphincter loose, pants vamoose"

Raid SL doesn't deserve him

Wait he did what

@@nyanecoz1631 see flex tape 2

I know someone who went on a juice diet and literally shat their pants

For anyone who doesn't know, apples and carrots are high in fiber. Much like prune juice they help the body shit really good.

Time to become a poopshitter, then

It’s a miracle he didn’t give himself type 2 diabetes and go into a coma with that much sugar.

@@Caedus696 I'm not an expert, but if it's truly just carrots and apples, AND he didn't put any sugar into the drinks, I might know why. Apples have fiber, which doesn't get absorbed into the system, unlike apple juice which does because it has the fiber taken out. That's my understanding.

How do you feel?

And your still alive to this day :,D You know I used to juice. I didn’t need a juicer tho just some guy at the gym

Your mom owns a book with John's face on it? This is just the joke I know what you meant but still

If being a furry is the result then I'll just stick to soda.

And now youll live forever

Ah, the "Steve Jobs" cure for cancer.

@@vidblogger12 Maybe Steve Jobs followed Jay Kordich's advice 🤔

Which is plausible, spontaneous remissions happen, but probably not because he drank copious amounts of fructose, rather despite of it.

@@vidblogger12 Steve jobs did horrible job and in the opinion of certain other doctors he did not do enough also he put that on himself by being a workaholic and a horrible person, true story he was a piece shit, a genius but a piece shit.

No he did no follow his methods people who knew him would not say but he had other beliefs that led him that way

But I sure didn't! *Cue Seinfeld theme and laugh track.*

this comment is good but i still dont like it

I'm reminded of the guy on Archer who was always getting hit by bullets Classic Brett

Is it not?

Well, not many people juice, so wouldn't spreading the word be advocacy?

They have become one with the juice

💀💀💀

Jim fucking Carrey 🤣

Oh Jimmy boy, you're insane and we love you

They haven't come any further in that time either

@@amadhollow635 I feel like we’ve made a lot of progress in that field since the 1940s

@@amadhollow635 since the 1940’s? I’m no expert but I’m gonna say you’re probably incorrect

lul no radiotherapy began at the start of the 1900s and chemotherapy in the 40s

But still being able to drop the sun in japan 😂

Lol. Same...

WELP I GUESS I DON'T HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TOMORROW MORNING

That's me rn

It's 4pm

When he uploads, you watch it. Period.

Its a devil's proof

His eyebrows remind me of Heihachi from Tekken for some reason.

Honestly, he is giving me Jeffrey Epstein vibes but with less s@x charges.

He's a psychopath, help

The king of juice does not lie

Not for that long thooo

He drank the juice before he put the gun in his mouth so the bullet did absolutely no damage. It's the juice, man...

It zinged him back to life.