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Haathi Cheeti Jokes | Stand up Comedy by Aakash Mehta 

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Maybe I should've called this Why I want to Be Vegan.
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Комментарии : 2,2 тыс.   
@-deltajay
@-deltajay 4 года назад
i like how nappa valley has become a part of the intro
@OreOmod
@OreOmod 4 года назад
Lmao
@ShivamMishra-nh1ok
@ShivamMishra-nh1ok 4 года назад
Context?
@pratikshukla3680
@pratikshukla3680 4 года назад
@@ShivamMishra-nh1ok watch previous stand up of aakash
@034seca3
@034seca3 4 года назад
Mee too
@narayan2420
@narayan2420 4 года назад
Have seen this comment consequently in third vedio uploaded but any which ways NAPPA VALLEY!!
@adarsha3950
@adarsha3950 4 года назад
This guy made me to listen about hens and ants. And surprisingly I liked it. There's something contagious about his laugh.
@survival.5364
@survival.5364 4 года назад
@@arnabmondal3152 Besh Nacho tahole
@insidethebox9496
@insidethebox9496 4 года назад
Hati chiti wala joke wala teacher nya sonaya tha toh students were like.......... Hypocrisy ki bhi koi sema hoti hai😭😭😂😂😂
@sarumamthewhite2954
@sarumamthewhite2954 4 года назад
Reminds me of Seth Rogan
@sandarbhpandey8718
@sandarbhpandey8718 3 года назад
Should I make it 1k
@pnr2736
@pnr2736 2 года назад
✌✌✌✌
@shan_singh
@shan_singh 4 года назад
he's too good with goat jokes *hE eVen LaUghS iN GoAt*
@KuchBhiMehta
@KuchBhiMehta 4 года назад
I speak goat fluently it was 4th language in school
@shan_singh
@shan_singh 4 года назад
@@KuchBhiMehta XD
@akshayasaroli4618
@akshayasaroli4618 4 года назад
@@KuchBhiMehta 😂😂😂😂
@saumil0108
@saumil0108 4 года назад
he is G O A T
@jaishekhawat8724
@jaishekhawat8724 4 года назад
kind of...
@harshchaurasia5869
@harshchaurasia5869 4 года назад
Other comedians: I am extremely funny Mehta: *Hold my laugh..enhehehenn*
@multifandombish1855
@multifandombish1855 4 года назад
Yahi baatein to yaad ayenge
@gauridaga5847
@gauridaga5847 3 года назад
Denver
@sumitsemwal889
@sumitsemwal889 3 года назад
Yeh SpongeBob ki terah hasta h
@timer8420
@timer8420 4 года назад
I think he and his audience laughs in the same manner😂😂😂
@ciya-jc5sv
@ciya-jc5sv 4 года назад
Ha bhai, nursery rhyme chal rela hai; jokes ke saath... Par mast hai!!! LOL
@o_08_darshanbadgujar40
@o_08_darshanbadgujar40 4 года назад
Ohh God I didn't realize untill saw the comment
@bloatwarerejuvenation
@bloatwarerejuvenation 4 года назад
Hahalol
@sunnyvirk26
@sunnyvirk26 4 года назад
Fake hai Bhai
@akkshitadwivedi4585
@akkshitadwivedi4585 4 года назад
Now whenever the audience start laughing just can't control myself .
@AftabAnsari018
@AftabAnsari018 4 года назад
I was'nt Ant-icipating these jokes
@drabhishektambe1186
@drabhishektambe1186 4 года назад
Denver is sitting in the audience, you can hear him 😂
@tarunbhatia8652
@tarunbhatia8652 4 года назад
Abbe wo Mehta ki hi hasi hai !
@Entraidhi622
@Entraidhi622 4 года назад
That is 100% Denver 🤭😉
@ManishChaudhary-rx4nm
@ManishChaudhary-rx4nm 4 года назад
last wala epic tha... akhilesh ne tere state ki leli 😂😂😂
@ahhhdarsh
@ahhhdarsh 4 года назад
who don't know Denver is a character in money heist
@asopgaming4274
@asopgaming4274 4 года назад
This video is gonna make me a vegetarian again. Also awareness about global warming amd our ignorance so well layered with good comedy and that golden laugh. I am a fan pls continue on the good work and thank you🤗
@sparwaal
@sparwaal Год назад
Vegan also actually
@anuj_bhandare
@anuj_bhandare 4 года назад
Wow I just realised every male ant I've ever killed died virgin..!!
@alishapaul3952
@alishapaul3952 4 года назад
MindFuck !
@kalpanaadjlucknow3749
@kalpanaadjlucknow3749 4 года назад
Bro you stoned😂
@shaikhnoman71
@shaikhnoman71 4 года назад
Damn! I feel bad now...
@gketan30
@gketan30 4 года назад
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@meetaverma8372
@meetaverma8372 4 года назад
No wonder my karmas are the reason why I'd die a virgin
@sakshamjain6900
@sakshamjain6900 4 года назад
Friend: How do you know so much about ants? Me: **haathi cheeti jokes**
@santanukumarpatra615
@santanukumarpatra615 4 года назад
Anime fan Sasuke's pic made me curious
@chutkupradhan4941
@chutkupradhan4941 4 года назад
@@santanukumarpatra615 same here
@28_adityarekhe13
@28_adityarekhe13 4 года назад
Anime fan
@abhishekgusain1082
@abhishekgusain1082 4 года назад
Sasukesham jain
@nitishchaulagai3227
@nitishchaulagai3227 4 года назад
@@santanukumarpatra615 same here 😂
@mahitpatel2991
@mahitpatel2991 4 года назад
He's killing it on RU-vid..... comedians on Netflix should learn from his content😂
@HakikatBirSinghBhatti
@HakikatBirSinghBhatti 4 года назад
He said, bass insta followers ki hi wait hai Aur badheingey toh phir special daaleyga
@SLimSHaDyLFC
@SLimSHaDyLFC 4 года назад
"Fursat se hi toh Kand hota hain." - Akash Mehta, 2020
@Aman-vt7ze
@Aman-vt7ze 3 года назад
2021
@gamerwidemshades5141
@gamerwidemshades5141 2 года назад
ALMOST 2022
@adisaxena1009
@adisaxena1009 4 года назад
I really like your smart and witty humour which goes in and out of dark humour. EXACTLY the kind I relate with the most. In short, kaafi tight set Mangesh bhai!!
@metastephen8252
@metastephen8252 4 года назад
How does he tell such a basic "goat: meynnnn...." joke and made us laugh!!
@KuchBhiMehta
@KuchBhiMehta 4 года назад
🥰🙏🏼
@dakshsingh6568
@dakshsingh6568 4 года назад
Usne ki HAI mehnat
@manyasharma8811
@manyasharma8811 4 года назад
it's the delivery bro
@ARJUN-dp2be
@ARJUN-dp2be 4 года назад
@@KuchBhiMehta ants ki izzat alg he level pe h meri life m😂😂😂
@dexterslaboratory1272
@dexterslaboratory1272 4 года назад
@@dakshsingh6568 😂😂😂
@rupalijadhav1131
@rupalijadhav1131 4 года назад
His laugh is like Edie ( chandler's new roomate)from friends and he even looks like him a bit 🤭😄
@anuragsuter
@anuragsuter 4 года назад
Are yaar ye Friends ke Fans ka alag hi chal raha hai!🙄🤦🏻‍♂️
@krystalsaturnus5499
@krystalsaturnus5499 3 года назад
wtf..am i the only one who didnt watch FRIENDS!!😂
@luciferMorningstar666_____
@luciferMorningstar666_____ 3 года назад
Yaahi baatein to baad mein yaad ayegi
@Cosplayinghuman
@Cosplayinghuman 3 года назад
@@anuragsuter they think everyone else has watched every single episode 10 times
@unplannedwanderer6883
@unplannedwanderer6883 3 года назад
Trueeueueueuu
@dhvanitchampaneri5592
@dhvanitchampaneri5592 3 года назад
Dude your last two stand-ups haathi cheeti and city city are on next level ! It's perfection and experience speaking in these two videos !
@reenu8152
@reenu8152 4 года назад
Anyone else or it is just me That Adapted his Style Of laughing........ It's So Coool
@mightywolf3373
@mightywolf3373 4 года назад
Me:* trying to sleep RU-vid: haathii cheeti jokes
@meetaverma8372
@meetaverma8372 4 года назад
Same
@husainabbas_
@husainabbas_ 4 года назад
Same dude
@parthshah4992
@parthshah4992 4 года назад
I wonder about the guy who discovered milk. What was he doing with the cow?😂
@taheralukmani1164
@taheralukmani1164 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌👌
@ishaganediwal1709
@ishaganediwal1709 4 года назад
😛😛😂😂
@tokas-kb6rb
@tokas-kb6rb 4 года назад
He probably saw the calf drinking and somehow managed to have some too
@c0mpu73rg33k
@c0mpu73rg33k 4 года назад
2:53 ant is amazing *ANIMAL* ------KUCHBHIMEHTA 2020
@stilllearning6252
@stilllearning6252 4 года назад
Literally kuch bhi
@ashishpradhan636
@ashishpradhan636 4 года назад
Ab kingdom Animalia mai aata hai chiti to hogi hi na animal
@stilllearning6252
@stilllearning6252 4 года назад
@@ashishpradhan636 ohh accha mujhe pata nahi tha sorry
@herosclan6512
@herosclan6512 3 года назад
*Shayad fooka hua hun mai* Aakash Mehta
@kothonikamajumder3850
@kothonikamajumder3850 4 года назад
is it jst me or actually someone from the audience tried to emulate Akash's laughter?!🙄
@piyushdabas8421
@piyushdabas8421 4 года назад
Time stamp ?
@sumitpagar9004
@sumitpagar9004 4 года назад
7:15
@arjunaggarwal8175
@arjunaggarwal8175 4 года назад
8:17
@nilesh752
@nilesh752 4 года назад
i was there in the audience and this guy was sitting beside me..i don't think he was trying to emulate akash's laughter...it was his real laugh..😊
@sanjanabhattacharya5513
@sanjanabhattacharya5513 4 года назад
I heard that too
@Susanskritam
@Susanskritam 4 года назад
"Cheetiyo ko planet dedo,hme dia hmne hag dia"-Aakash Mehta
@aaddiis45021
@aaddiis45021 4 года назад
Not exactly invasive species hai chiti. Uski wajah se krab extinct hore
@Shreya-ld7ff
@Shreya-ld7ff 4 года назад
He seems like a guy who u can have deep, smart conversations with..And of course he is funny as hell..
@kyayaarmomo
@kyayaarmomo 4 года назад
9:11 mummy plessss ( you got me with your accent 😂♥️)
@EmanKhan09
@EmanKhan09 4 года назад
This guy did PHD on ants. 😂
@gaurangibajpai6372
@gaurangibajpai6372 4 года назад
Why is his laugh like Chandler's roommate Eddie?😂😂🤭Or is it just me
@rudraghosh8244
@rudraghosh8244 4 года назад
U mean mr beasts Chandler?
@sukhkesabsathidukhmenakoi8577
@sukhkesabsathidukhmenakoi8577 4 года назад
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
@vaibhavjaiswal9068
@vaibhavjaiswal9068 4 года назад
Good
@sargunkaur9359
@sargunkaur9359 4 года назад
Ikr
@UMMEED
@UMMEED 4 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZJrrYwmk_rw.html
@Notsoeasyphysics
@Notsoeasyphysics 4 года назад
Ants be like "That's how you survive millions of years" 🤣🤣🤣
@sumanverma1097
@sumanverma1097 4 года назад
Someone in the audience is trying to laugh like akash 😂
@idkbro8996
@idkbro8996 4 года назад
* Legends say those Doctors are still searching for akash to kill him *.!!
@siddharthdogra7866
@siddharthdogra7866 4 года назад
Homeopaths are not doctors 😂
@nehafarzana716
@nehafarzana716 4 года назад
@@siddharthdogra7866 really i didn't know so I thought they also read human anatomy n subjects are basically similar with mbbs
@siddharthdogra7866
@siddharthdogra7866 4 года назад
@@nehafarzana716 just sarcasm neha...
@rajkaran4729
@rajkaran4729 4 года назад
I think this guy had a depression before and now he just overcome with it like Tanmay Bhatt
@TrulyTech
@TrulyTech 4 года назад
Akash: watches 25 ant documentaries Also Akash: ants are amazing animals
@amitanshphogat2952
@amitanshphogat2952 4 года назад
For those who didn't understand, ants are insects
@sarvagyapandey3514
@sarvagyapandey3514 3 года назад
@@amitanshphogat2952 That comes under kingdom Animalia. Akash isn't wrong though.
@parthsharma9699
@parthsharma9699 3 года назад
You should watch some too Ants are Insects Insects are animals We are mammals Mammals are animals
@DhruvalBhinsara
@DhruvalBhinsara 3 года назад
@@parthsharma9699 damn
@deepsenpai6871
@deepsenpai6871 3 года назад
When you are dumb😂
@pratiyushkumar3690
@pratiyushkumar3690 4 года назад
Is this where the phrase "ch*t ka chakkar, maut se takkar" came from?😂
@angshumansarmah1305
@angshumansarmah1305 4 года назад
I am still looking for the UP guy who understood this joke
@premmeena1228
@premmeena1228 4 года назад
M not from up but mujhe phli time me aa gaya tha Because Baspa party ki mayawati k sath guest house kand hua tha wo sapa party k akhilesh yadav k baap ne kiya tha guest house kaand mayawati search karna youTube pr mil jayega.
@pragatipandey4829
@pragatipandey4829 4 года назад
Maine U.P. ka upar se Gorakhpur ka... Nahi aya joke apan Ki samajh mein
@ashudz3554
@ashudz3554 4 года назад
Bro it's all about guest house kannd😂😂😂😂🖕🖕🖕
@ikshasahu6118
@ikshasahu6118 4 года назад
I'm from UP but i dont 😅
@rainrain225
@rainrain225 4 года назад
This man is not as innocent as he sounds while laughing ..!! The Satirical Devil!! Keep it up! 👍
@Anima_cy
@Anima_cy 4 года назад
10:03 right when I started to think "Hathi kab aayega?"
@vibewithparihars
@vibewithparihars 4 года назад
I never imagined someone could make joke out of ant's life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too much thoughtful
@vedantvanmore3938
@vedantvanmore3938 3 года назад
It's weed
@anshsharma5514
@anshsharma5514 4 года назад
Petition to make Nappa valley as permanent intro
@sarveshsawant9564
@sarveshsawant9564 4 года назад
Unesco declared it as the best intro
@mirzacommentarywaly4276
@mirzacommentarywaly4276 4 года назад
I want him as my teacher or It's a good bye to my university.
@mainhoonsaffi4524
@mainhoonsaffi4524 4 года назад
50 likes
@siddheshzadey9714
@siddheshzadey9714 4 года назад
"Fursat se hi toh kaand hota hai" - Napa Valley vale Mehta
@devmanek
@devmanek 4 года назад
It's 5:30 in morning and I'm laughing with hand on my mouth bro you're too awesome for us
@BurpOutLoudly
@BurpOutLoudly 4 года назад
The way he says - Haati ka ma... 😂😂 so much observation 👌🏻
@chinmaykulkarni2462
@chinmaykulkarni2462 4 года назад
Firstly mental health and now environmental awareness... This guy is just killing it with his Witt 🥰🥰
@arslanahmad500
@arslanahmad500 4 года назад
no one literally no one Akash: eeyyeeyyeyeeyyeyeyeye 😂😂
@harshparwani2360
@harshparwani2360 3 года назад
4:42 I died laughing 🤣
@adityarathore4761
@adityarathore4761 4 года назад
I see people commenting about a 11 minute long video just after 6 minutes of upload. 😂
@SumanSingh-ri5bp
@SumanSingh-ri5bp 4 года назад
sometimes I'm sleeping and my brain cells shout, "Napppaa Vallllleyyy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SuhasNaikOfficial
@SuhasNaikOfficial 4 года назад
Kanan Gill had joked about Cow doesn't give us milk, we take their mill.
@BhoopeshBhola01
@BhoopeshBhola01 4 года назад
Yes,And also maheep Singh
@maniyardipen
@maniyardipen 4 года назад
Dudh nikalna aur gay khana bencho iska comparison kese krvsakta he koi?
@darshan934
@darshan934 4 года назад
@@maniyardipen you didn't get it. You are claiming that cows are giving you milk which is not true. The hypocrisy lies in how you are saying cow is god and hence can't be eaten but at the same time taking milk from it and claiming "cow wants us to have milk"
@Executor8
@Executor8 4 года назад
@@darshan934 hum cow ka milk peete hai isliye cow ko mother ka status milta hai as we drink our own mother's milk....and cow ka milk pine me koi problem nhi hai agar uske bacche ko bhi milk pine diya jaye
@YashSharma-wu7kr
@YashSharma-wu7kr 4 года назад
@@darshan934 vaise hmare gaanv me ghar pe sbke paas Cow or Buffalo h, log dudh nikalte h bt aisa nhi h hr koi ja kr nikal skta h , ya kisi bhi time pr ja kr. Mtlb jaise jis member pr trust krti Cow , jo daily nikalta h ussi ko deti h Cow dudh vo bhi jaise shaam ko 5 nikalte h tb hi , 8 bje nikaloge toh nhi degi Baaki aajkl modern daily toh business h toh vo toh abuse hi krte h
@Rainbow-fe3fi
@Rainbow-fe3fi 4 года назад
He does very different kind of comedy...no same jokes....it's like whatever comes in his head.. he just speaks out...no same jokes like others....as usual loved this set too......my cheeks are hurting🤣
@adityamishra9390
@adityamishra9390 4 года назад
I think I’ve already listened this one ( 8:57 ) joke in Kanan Gill: Keep It Real
@aditis.1539
@aditis.1539 4 года назад
True
@priyanshusingh9490
@priyanshusingh9490 4 года назад
Yeah he is the most unfunny star standup comedian right now He was better in past Now he is just some mumbai vala amit bhadana
@Ironaxis2293
@Ironaxis2293 4 года назад
@@priyanshusingh9490 thank god someone in this comment section feels that too
@kevinsolanki6232
@kevinsolanki6232 4 года назад
@@priyanshusingh9490 koi ae puchyu!?..Sui jaani chaani maani
@maverick4655
@maverick4655 4 года назад
@@priyanshusingh9490 Which comedian are you referring to?
@hiteshvermaa
@hiteshvermaa 4 года назад
3:27 when someone tries yo laugh like Aakash 😂
@kyayaarmomo
@kyayaarmomo 4 года назад
6:06 6:06 6:06 Apun log ne try kiya, hag diya...🤣🤣🤣🤣 Meanwhile inside*( bhenchod sach bol gaya ye banda...😶) Idk why i wrote 6:06 4 times🤣
@varunaggarwal9779
@varunaggarwal9779 4 года назад
6:06 🌝
@anirudhsethi636
@anirudhsethi636 3 года назад
Fook k likha hoga lol
@mortalrahu
@mortalrahu 4 года назад
Mark my words, this guy will go Vegan one day. - A fellow Vegan
@prachisingh7353
@prachisingh7353 4 года назад
That would be great 😻
@karansinhjadejavlogs3310
@karansinhjadejavlogs3310 3 года назад
vegan? 😂means
@borgir6368
@borgir6368 2 года назад
@@karansinhjadejavlogs3310 vegetarian extremists
@imbixu
@imbixu 4 года назад
**N A P A V A L L E Y**
@shubhshankar5819
@shubhshankar5819 4 года назад
"Akhilesh ki le li Aakash." was the favourite part bro🤣🤣. And being from UP that haathi cheeti joke felt totally on point. Lots of love and loyalty from Lucknow. 😍😘
@abhishekips07
@abhishekips07 4 года назад
And people say Denver's laugh is best.. . . . . Mehta be like: Let my laugh out😂
@GautamChauhanMusic
@GautamChauhanMusic 4 года назад
I like how nappa valley has become a part of the intro😏 - A Cute middle class singer whose voice is similar to Arijit Singh
@prakulpandita5343
@prakulpandita5343 4 года назад
Aakash kya massstt phook ke banaaya bro yeh 😂😂 mazza aa gaya 😂
@Cutechaotic
@Cutechaotic 4 года назад
He is so cute...even his funny accent makes me laugh♥️ One of my favourite stand up comedian...loads of love to you.
@ninadlunge2319
@ninadlunge2319 4 года назад
Itni khushi itni khushi mujhe aaj tak nahi hui.Has has ke pagal ho gaya boss.Maja aa gaya
@saumyatiwari1003
@saumyatiwari1003 4 года назад
It's 4:31 AM here and I am laughing my lungs out ( goat style )
@sukanyabaliarsingh204
@sukanyabaliarsingh204 4 года назад
"Fursat se hin kaand hota hay." 😂
@jessicak9399
@jessicak9399 4 года назад
Is it just me or watching Aakash’s show while being high makes it to anyone’s bucket list ?
@anubhavgulati151
@anubhavgulati151 4 года назад
🍀
@Sahil-vr3kb
@Sahil-vr3kb 4 года назад
💓
@swarnimtelang5091
@swarnimtelang5091 2 года назад
I love how your videos have evolved. I wasn't into your comedy much earlier, but as I watched more videos i was just hooked! Now i just love it with all my heart! can't wait to watch you live
@KuchBhiMehta
@KuchBhiMehta 2 года назад
Aajao mazze karenge!
@p25shubhamn
@p25shubhamn 4 года назад
Love how you're always enjoying your own show, own stand-up. The happiness of doing something you love.
@harshal8551
@harshal8551 4 года назад
aie mood me kon hai vo like meyyy i laughted so loud at night when everyone was sleeping and then my mummy ne muzhe ghar se bahar nikal diya
@KuchBhiMehta
@KuchBhiMehta 4 года назад
Oh no phir?
@harshal8551
@harshal8551 4 года назад
@@KuchBhiMehta love you bro hats off for your hard work
@UMMEED
@UMMEED 4 года назад
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@anishmohan3956
@anishmohan3956 4 года назад
@@KuchBhiMehta fir kya. Lockdown mn bahar jane par ya to police todti hai ya corona.
@cabit755
@cabit755 4 года назад
@@KuchBhiMehta phir kya.. charas gaanja usko pyaara 😂😂😂😂
@himanshumittal158
@himanshumittal158 4 года назад
That "ae supervisor ko bolega" punch was lit AF man 😂😂😂😂
@vatsalmaniar8098
@vatsalmaniar8098 4 года назад
I've watched this video about 20 times now and still every joke cracks me up. Akash definitely enjoys his own stand-ups and I think he takes a drag or two of ecs or some shit before every show coz that energy level is just mind-blowin"
@sparwaal
@sparwaal Год назад
Veganiam explained in a very subtle humour..hats off Aakash..hope people understand ur intellect in humor
@sarangkotwal7389
@sarangkotwal7389 4 года назад
8:30 Most Important message - "Cows dont lactate milk for Humans but for Baby Calves. We steal their milk and should imagine if a Human Mother's milk is just for the Baby it should be same for Cow." #govegan Thanks for Addressing this @KuchBhiMehta
@24.7hustlers4
@24.7hustlers4 4 года назад
Then you should not even eat eggs, meat, etc. Imagine someone comes in the road, snatches all your hairs and skin and eats you or take the embryo of a human and eat it. #DontCompare anything which is ridiculous and can't be implemented.
@oksowhat
@oksowhat 4 года назад
this is called lack of knowledge abe agyani if anyone in your family has reared cow or Buffalo then you should ask him this : the calf cant drink the whole milk produced by the cow and for for agyani aakash cow is called mother so we should not milk it?? WTF?? we milk cow thats why we call her mother ?? agyani
@sarangkotwal7389
@sarangkotwal7389 4 года назад
@@24.7hustlers4 F.Y.I. I'm Talking about Veganism. It's completely Healthy, Practical and Possible. Going vegan is not only preventing Animal Exploitation but is the Biggest Measure to prevent Global Warming and Prevent Future Zoonotic Diseases just like COVID-19
@sarangkotwal7389
@sarangkotwal7389 4 года назад
@@oksowhat Biologically Every Mother Lactates only when she gets Pregnant whether you take example of any mammal. So Cow produces milk only for their Calves just like Human Mothers.
@sarangkotwal7389
@sarangkotwal7389 4 года назад
@@oksowhat And The Extra Milk which the Cow is Producing is all because of the Adaptions they have gone through in their Evolution. Naturally a Cow/Buffalo can't lactate such Excessive milk. The Dairy Farmers/Industries practice injecting drugs to them which has a lot of side effects because of which they Give ... Extra milk. You really need to Rape a Cow regularly to meet the Demand-Supply of milk because of which they face Miseries.
@bhargavr5248
@bhargavr5248 4 года назад
That Nappa Valleeee in the beginning was epic😂
@ashutoshkumar88
@ashutoshkumar88 4 года назад
After a long time Laughed out long 😂😂😂
@chinmayvyas974
@chinmayvyas974 4 года назад
Awesome, ye khud hasta h tab kuch aur hi jada hashi aati h which gets add to earlier joke..😆😆
@ishikaagrawal8153
@ishikaagrawal8153 4 года назад
a chiti just came up on my mobile screen out of nowhere😂like literally
@anirudhsethi636
@anirudhsethi636 3 года назад
They know we are making fuñ about them. Lol
@akshatatalankar801
@akshatatalankar801 4 года назад
Everyone is asleep in my house n I'm controlling my laughter which is getting harder n harder😂😂
@Khushi-ve3bx
@Khushi-ve3bx 3 года назад
You know you're watching a great comedian when you're laughing at jokes about ants
@VENOM_KR
@VENOM_KR 4 года назад
Last joke when you say chitti Samajhwadi kei thi. Seriously mujhey shimei hassi aaye thei 😂😂😂😂
@paridhi4829
@paridhi4829 4 года назад
The last time I was this early covid -19 didn’t exist
@khushboogour6237
@khushboogour6237 4 года назад
Exist*
@paridhi4829
@paridhi4829 4 года назад
khushboo gour yes ma’am
@shreyaskhandare376
@shreyaskhandare376 4 года назад
*napavalle* ...awsome dude 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
@anandita5554
@anandita5554 4 года назад
8:47 to address this on stage alone, i feel very proud of what you are putting out there. And in such a funny and such an articulate way! Damn funny and damn right!
@riaa12
@riaa12 3 года назад
"Mummy Plissss"😂😂🔥
@EmanKhan09
@EmanKhan09 4 года назад
You had me with NAPAAVALLE 😂
@AryakalpaBhattacharya
@AryakalpaBhattacharya 4 года назад
Aakash :- Amazed by seeing that Ants are always busy with their work Also Aakash :- *Watched 20+ documentaries on Ants
@preetishdahikar509
@preetishdahikar509 4 года назад
Imagine someone being offended for ants joke like ppl being offended on cow joke 💀
@gayatrizalte4250
@gayatrizalte4250 4 года назад
When you watch this video in a good mood 😀 after eating chicken biryani, then realise u just helped chicken's suscide 😳
@krunalpandya458
@krunalpandya458 4 года назад
This person literally can laugh any person by his weird smile...
@sovietalien9976
@sovietalien9976 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@nbeditz9106
@nbeditz9106 4 года назад
The way he uses adult words..so smooth😂😂
@jatintanotra
@jatintanotra 4 года назад
loved it broo. haven't laugh like this from ages.
@siddheshsable972
@siddheshsable972 4 года назад
His laugh is very much addictive. 😂😂😂
@anubhavsaxena5982
@anubhavsaxena5982 4 года назад
I am binge watching your videos! I love you!!😂 You are underrated mann!
@siddhu6661
@siddhu6661 4 года назад
Akash: I watched documentary on ants for 3 months Also Akash: ants are amazing *animals* man
@vitocorleone7713
@vitocorleone7713 4 года назад
@Aadesh Gupta bhai yahi log ko samjhana padta hai ki Humans bhi animal hi hai .
@siddhu6661
@siddhu6661 4 года назад
@Aadesh Gupta ok boomer
@VadapavIQ
@VadapavIQ 4 года назад
@Aadesh Gupta insect bolte hai to insect bol na bhai. Bird ko bhi kya animal udd rha hai Ya fish ko ye animal kya ter rha hai...? If we go by biological term then to sab hi to animal hai Bt you should understand what top comment is really trying to say. We all respect your knowledge. Btw Inside Kingdom animalia, ant comes under phylum arthropoda then in that under class insecta... If you really want to be more specific To ease all thiss, human identify and label particular group in simple terms.
@gaurangprabhune
@gaurangprabhune 4 года назад
Bhai trippiest standup ever !!!! Bhai cheeti ke bare me kabhi standup nai dekha !!!!!!!
@smitkanakhara481
@smitkanakhara481 4 года назад
O also found that “ant is an animals” Ye sahi me fuka tha documentaries dekhte hue😅🤣🤣
@smitkanakhara481
@smitkanakhara481 4 года назад
aii filmz nahi dekhna hai mereko🤨😁🙋🏻‍♂️
@yashthorat69
@yashthorat69 4 года назад
ever thought that how PSD's logo is an elphant so have you ever seen Akhilesh's nose
@AryakalpaBhattacharya
@AryakalpaBhattacharya 4 года назад
*:- So.. Aakash... Tell us your perception about ants* Aakash :- *AMAZING ANIMALS* ok..
@shivamhanda8522
@shivamhanda8522 3 года назад
Somewhere in an alternate universe one ant is offended
@petersiddheshmoses2882
@petersiddheshmoses2882 4 года назад
Thank you aakash ji, aap ki wajha se hum log quarantine me bhi has rahe hai.
@wxr2960
@wxr2960 4 года назад
Akash:* makes a joke* Also akash: H a H a H a
@manishanegi7974
@manishanegi7974 4 года назад
The way he takes the jokes on himself 👌🏻👌🏻🔥🔥🔥
@Deepeshtiwari321
@Deepeshtiwari321 4 года назад
I just love how much you enjoy what you do aakash🤣
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