Haddish, Starr, Streep, Clooney, Hanks, Crystal And Oliver - The Best of The Colbert Questionert

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Stephen takes a look at some of the most revealing answers provided by the megawatt celebrities who have bravely participated in the scientifically-verified survey known as The Colbert Questionert. #Colbert #TheLateShow #TheColbertQuestionert
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@babilabub 3 года назад

I don’t know how could I not love John Oliver more ! ❤️

@heyheytaytay 3 года назад

"I don't eat fruit as a peanut butter delivery system" PUT THIS ON TOM HANKS TOMBSTONE

@tokyomilmil 3 года назад

Tom Hanks wins so much Mr. 45 would cry out of jealousy 😂😂

@ellenflanagan8582 3 года назад

Yeh I never got that apple/orange question. I've never heard of using an apple to eat peanut butter

@Rugelacharugula 5 месяцев назад

A gentleman and a scholar.

@brl0522 4 месяца назад

I think “least favorite smell” is dumb

@adriennepender673 3 года назад

“Yeah but oranges you could put vodka with.” 🎤⬇️

@janiceisaacs6755 3 года назад

Tiffany Haddish is the best! Comfort drawers. 😂❤

@ArcaJ 3 года назад

Every woman has that favorite pair of granny pants. They're comfy like Sunday morning. 😉

@benzaiten933 3 года назад

@@ArcaJ yup, the entire reason they're so comfortable is because they're well worn in and don't pinch anywhere anymore. as long as they don't fall apart, why throw them out?!

@sandrajohnson2489 3 года назад

John Oliver: "I feel seen".

@tvs9978 3 года назад

The unfunniest guy in the world. How does he have a show?

@thomasmichael2766 3 года назад

@@tvs9978 When you can ask an accurate question you will get a real answer.

@ThatSingingGuy 3 года назад

The best bit is it's right after he does Cena's "You Can't See Me" gesture at 4:50.

@oltedders 3 года назад

DANG! Ringo Starr is 81 years old. Unbelievable.

@brianjennings7644 3 года назад

and he was the young Beatle.

@Period-mw8fw 3 года назад

No freaking way 👀

@anniceportland 3 года назад

No wayyyy, that is nuts

@kittybear9693 3 года назад

Filter / face lift 😻

@briansammond7801 3 года назад

@@brianjennings7644 I suspect that you are joking, but for those who wish to know, Ringo was actually the oldest of the Beatles, born on the 7th of July, 1940. George Harrison was the youngest, born on the 25th of February, 1943.

@truthhurts3524 3 года назад

I could listen/watch Stephen and John Oliver talk all day.

@chrisandersen5635 3 года назад

I'm surprised he hasn't been back since they went back to the theater. Frankly, I'm disappointed.

@amberandrews6842 3 года назад

Also Trevor. 💜💜

@truthhurts3524 3 года назад

Oh yes, throw Trevor and Stewart in and make it a 48hr special!

@PintoStylin 3 года назад

I bet that is their retirement plan.

@MrArdis19 3 года назад

“I don’t view fruit as a peanut butter delivery system”🤣🤣🤣

@wideawake5630 3 года назад

When did Ringo start reverse aging? Saw him live in late 80s or early 90s. Here he looks like he could be that guy's son.

@andrewthezeppo 3 года назад

I thought the same thing LOL I recognized his voice before him

@oltedders 3 года назад

Ringo is 81 years old!

@22Phantasm 3 года назад

It's the beard.... takes away his wobbly chin (bless).

@cpdv6882 3 года назад

@@22Phantasm I wish it was socially acceptable and physically possible for me to grow a beard 🤣🤣🤣

@lw3269 3 года назад

Insane. He looks 50, maybe 55. Hope I look that good at 60.

@purenupe1 3 года назад

Tom Hanks needs another award for his apple answer

@gmoneyblue79 3 года назад

As someone that works at Wawa, I love John Oliver even more than before.

@mercbubble42968 3 года назад

John Oliver hiring a car to take his wife and him to a Wawa in NJ remains one of the sweetest, most unexpected gifts I have ever heard of.

@petersahn1 3 года назад

"Our Lips Are Sealed" by the Go-Go's... Just when I think I couldn't love Tom Hanks more, he comes out with that amazing song and I love him so much more!

@Sig2423 3 года назад

Yep

@frankrizzo739 3 года назад

Tom Hanks is the best talk show guest ever!!!

@flasfynest855 3 года назад

OMG, I just said the same thing just now…. He’s So Awesome and That Song Too…. I Find Myself Putting It On Repeat Myself Sometimes!!!!👏🏾😍❤️🥰

@wileyschmitt 3 года назад

Good lord how did I forget that you can put peanut butter on an apple, TO THE KITCHEN!

@Daneki 3 года назад

I mean... you can put peanut butter on anything if you try hard enough

@wileyschmitt 3 года назад

@@Daneki Look up Rifftrax Cool as Ice and at some point you'll see a character make the craziest sandwich you'll ever see in your life time.

@leavingitblank9363 3 года назад

@@Daneki For several months during my teenage years, EVERYTHING I ate got either cheese or peanut butter.

@brandondavidson4085 3 года назад

I would have liked a 60-minute compilation of different celebrities on the apple vs orange debate.

@johnwattdotca 3 года назад

yeah! What's with apples and oranges, so old school? What about mangos or plantain?

@brothajohn 3 года назад

I’m personally torn. They are my favorite fruits. Tied for first, with bananas close on their heels

@johnwattdotca 3 года назад

@@brothajohn: Oranges and bananas taste good together. Have you ever tasted apples that are no longer grown for modern corporate farming? The fact the tree returned to the wild and isn't sprayed is as good as the flavor. I like half red and half yellow, found along a river by Lake Erie, the first site of white settlers in Ontario.

@brothajohn 3 года назад

@@johnwattdotca when I lived in Japan every fall my family would order these organic apples from a local farm in Nagano Prefecture and they were the most amazing apples I’ve ever eaten in my life. They were so juicy that you could see through parts of the Apple. They were so delicious my wife, who is an excellent cook, was terrified of trying to make any dessert out of them because if it failed we wasted the Apple. Our dessert was one or two of those apples that we would slice up and share just me my wife and my son. I am divorced now, but I would give anything to be back in Tokyo and share an apple with my ex and my son.

@johnwattdotca 3 года назад

@@brothajohn: It's not about apples now, but you said it. What does "prefecture" mean in English? I have one for you. I'm a Son of the Gael who speaks Gaelic, ancient northern islanders, now known as Scotland. Yes, this white man has ancient ancestors just like the Japanese. The word Presbyterian, for a church, is based on 'presbyr", a Gaelic word. It means an area of land that defines a population. People who are in the spirit would meet there. One of my ancestors was asked to help start the Bank of Japan and another negotiated the 99 year lease for Hong Kong. One of my favorite lines is "I hope you're not one of those people who call ceramics from Japan china." I'm looking at a small Noritake bowl right now to check the spelling. Thanks for shining some Japanese sun through this screen. Have you ever read the book "How America Won The War But Lost The Peace", out in the 1960s? You should. I see your love still carries you through life. That's the best. Let your heart rest.

@cynhanrahan4012 3 года назад

I have missed these so much. The Ed Sullivan theater is great, but it lacks the intimacy of forced Zoom.

@pettalkwithval5554 3 года назад

I agree. He really shined in that intimate setting. If he knew how much we were laughing he wouldn’t have felt so alone.

@corbeau-_- 3 года назад

remember when stephen and the guest stuck their head into a box for an ostrich meeting? Good times before some virus came along ;) Next to the misery it had its charm though, like said -.-

@podracer35 3 года назад

The delivery feels so much more natural when he doesn't need to pause for laughter. The monologue montage really made that stand out to me.

@robertaldaron4870 3 года назад

Can you say...."Nobel Prize" for "Comedic Salvation"?😁 But I agree completely.

@robertaldaron4870 3 года назад

@@podracer35 It's because it felt more like a one to one relationship. Him...and us.

@IdlewildsCave 3 года назад

I have massive respect for Tom Hanks's choice of song. My man.

@annaiorio4543 3 года назад

We forget that peanut butter is a very American thing. People from around the world don't grow up on it like we do.

@lautoka63 3 года назад

Um, not necessarily so.

@Sig2423 3 года назад

Iceland loves peanut butter apparently

@deankay8894 3 года назад

im from new zealand we love peanut butter. what Americans do is eat it with strange stuff...jam...chocolate...apples!!

@mieketrimbos326 3 года назад

Don’t forget The Netherlands!

@annaiorio4543 3 года назад

I have neighbors from Germany and Ecuador. They have only had it here in the states and are unimpressed! So don't know about Iceland! Plus, don't peanuts only grow in warm weather?

@Calvero52 3 года назад

Gotta agree with Tom Hanks! Our Lips Are Sealed is *such* a fun song. My favorite GoGos song. Guitar, bass, drums, vocals... all tops! And the music video is just as fun 👍 And I'll just add this to my long list of why I love Tom Hanks 🥰

@christophermerlot3366 3 года назад

My life in five words: Dear Lord it happened again.

@linengray 3 года назад

The Colbert Questionert is my favourite moment with celebrities.

@NewMessage 3 года назад

Finally... A clip show done right!

@thomasd4738 3 года назад

"Our Lips are Sealed" is my running power song. It's the one I pull out when there's nothing left in the tank. It has never failed to translate into a burst of happy energy. I am so happy to have this in common with Tom Hanks.

@yasuke9317 3 года назад

It's a jam.

@flasfynest855 3 года назад

I will put that on repeat in a minute…. Tom Hanks is Legendary!!!!

@chrisandersen5635 3 года назад

Tom Hanks shouting out Jane Wiedlin made my week. Everyone always says Belinda, but Jane!!! Hats off sir!!

@vjr5261 3 года назад

You should make a playlist of everybody’s song.

@techfreak244 3 года назад

"sex, sex, sex, laughs, sex" one great answer by Billy Crystal

@heartyunho0716 3 года назад

Wawa is amazing! So glad they have them in VA cause I will not live in a place with no Wawa...I've grown accustomed to the finer things lol

@deecohen1383 3 года назад

“ you can make a bong out of an apple”

@22Phantasm 3 года назад

Our Lips are Sealed co-written with Terry Hall - his Fun Boy 3 version is also stellar.

@adriennepender673 3 года назад

The FB3 version is better, IMO. 😀

@shadynasty7006 3 года назад

Tom Hanks for President of the World

@kingofthesharks 3 года назад

Well...some of us youngsters cannot put peanut butter on an apple cuz it makes the apple poisonous =/

@nctpti2073 3 года назад

And thus the mystery of sleeping beauty was solved!

@aarons. 3 года назад

Thanks for being a good role model for your viewers and wearing a mask at the Emmys. You’re not at all a total hypocrite or terrible person. 🙄

@mariepanimdim4303 3 года назад

I scouting the Trona Pinnacles and had 1 cassette in the car for hours and hours I played "Fantastic Voyage" by LAKESIDE. I want that song at my funeral. I'm very proud to say I learned it word for word, beat for beat! For the young peeps~ "Hey, come on, come along take a ride There's a party over there, that ain't no jive It's live, live, it's all the way live Don't even have to walk, don't even have to drive Just slide, glide, slippity-slide Just forget about your troubles and your 9 to 5 And just sail on (That's what you do), just sail on Now the groove's so funky, hey, what to you think What is it called, let's call it Lakeside stank"

@artjacob5359 3 года назад

Good choice Ringo, he could have said that it's one of the most recognisable drum intros ever but he's way too modest.

@johnwattdotca 3 года назад

Wow! I used to be a pro musician, seeing Jimi Hendrix, but this was never a famous drum part.

@samanjj 3 года назад

@@johnwattdotca you gotta be kidding me mate. Shoo. Bass. Drums. I guess you mean not just the drums but Ringo made it umm “come together” (I’ll let myself out)

@johnwattdotca 3 года назад

@@samanjj: As far as any Ringo drumming that stood out, or what could be called a solo, Ringo copied a drum part from "Innagoddavadgita" by Iron Butterfly, if I spelled that correctly. Jimmy Page got the idea of Led Zeppelin from them.

@samanjj 3 года назад

@@johnwattdotca I like his consistent skills on the drums. Strawberry fields is my favourite

@solidsnake58 3 года назад

OMG! Ringo made me spit out my morning coffee I LOL. Brilliant.

@rayraytl6 3 года назад

Had my son at a birthing center, they don’t let the mom leave until she eats. Popped out the kid, sent the baby daddy to WAWA for a BLT (that I wasn’t allowed to eat for the 9 months). I was sad my 2nd kids birthing center was not close to a wawa so we had to bring frozen dinner instead.

@benzaiten933 3 года назад

doesn't the birthing center provide food and water as very basic services?!

@douglasblowe805 3 года назад

1- BLT, roadside or Jimmy John's (Jimmy makes a great one) 2- yes, many, mostly scifi/fantasy writers, but also got a few rockers back in the day 3- old, old porn lol 4- apples 5- Into the West by Annie Lennox or bagpipes= tough choice 6- 3 7- Lost in space and time 8-

@yurielcundangan9090 3 года назад

Merryl top candidates into the list

@JiveDadson 3 года назад

The show without an audience was so good. It was way better that way.

@johnwattdotca 3 года назад

Are you an idiot? You're just saying that to be contrary, and not very adult contrary. When you hear about a band playing onstage are you going to say don't go in to see them, it's better without an audience? This is the Ed Sullivan Theater. You show know what theater is.

@garywilson3042 3 года назад

@@johnwattdotca having an opposite opinion to you is not being a contrarian, I personally prefer without audiences too.

@johnwattdotca 3 года назад

@@garywilson3042: Personal preferences are yours to have, those tender little baby-heart feelings that all artists start out with, even me. But in a professional business sense, just look at a dictionary and see the definition of theater, and for Stephen Colbert, what it took for him to make it there, having an audience all of his life as a comedian and talk show host. Getting hard core with you, I know men and women who say they can't have sex any more unless there are naked people with a pile of coke on a table. You don't want something like that to ruin your life, when loving tenderness is always the best, and feeling family. You are welcome to be a contrarian now, you phonetic person you.

@dogstar7 3 года назад

Allman Brothers "Jessica" on an endless loop for all eternity. I knew a dude in the 70's who had that on a cassette in his rusted blue Econoline van 😁

@justadad6677 3 года назад

Nothing better than true moments happening, between people you love listening to.

@julieclark3768 3 года назад

He already had both Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep in the first few years of the Colbert Questionert, I sure hope it's not down-hill from here even though it definitely for sure will be.

@annaiorio4543 3 года назад

This is a clip show.

@wallacerose8663 3 года назад

The questionert thoroughly deserves to continue being a segment every now and then. Make it happen, Mr. Colbert!

@eliwahuhi 3 года назад

“Peanut Butter Delivery System”

@Zaddy-Lu 3 года назад

If I had to listen to only one song for the rest of my life, it would be No Rain by Blind Mellon

@rosesantos9438 3 года назад

That is my favorite song ever! I was six when the video came out and I related to that little tap dancing girl in her bee costume so much!

@JazznRealHipHop 3 года назад

Tom Hanks is an international treasure, but he is WRONG 😆

@zaroffhound 3 года назад

A song on loop forever, Ministry- Isle of Man. Dare ya!

@leavingitblank9363 3 года назад

Version I or II?

@zaroffhound 3 года назад

@@leavingitblank9363 ah! yes, version II i prefer, but i'm sure some folk would want the alternative.

@Plumbalina86 3 года назад

Completely random but just realised we Brits spell questionnaire differently to Americans. Not even comment worthy really but felt compelled to write it anyway lol

@psa921416 3 года назад

We in America spell it questionnaire. I'm confused. How do you Brits spell it?

@Plumbalina86 3 года назад

@@psa921416 Yes, I clocked later realising that the show must have spelt it "questionert" as a joke. Sorry slow day- let's put it down to lack of sleep! 😬

@psa921416 3 года назад

@@Plumbalina86 😂 i have Brain Fog all the time!

@sealyoness 3 года назад

All these folks are fun and fascinating, but Tom Hanks just continuously surprises me. And makes me smile more each time I see him. (And when he started getting famous, I hardly noticed him! Gasp)

@sambathehusqueen9909 3 года назад

seriously??? on vacation again?????

@wgresidenttaylor9462 3 года назад

He was working, hosting Emmys in California.

@tonapittman 3 года назад

So good it deserves multiple rewatches!

@usgary567 3 года назад

Our Lips are Sealed..........AWESOME! Tom Hanks picked a good one!

@michaelfernandez7805 3 года назад

One Quarter of One Third.

@hongkongcantonese501 3 года назад

Ringo is life.

@skyemasterson1111 3 года назад

Why does Ringo Starr, look like this interview was conducted in 1978?

@realtijuana5998 3 года назад

Describe the rest of your life in five words? Lente, lente currite, noctis equi.

@Ckom-Tunes 3 года назад

No way! I got Nixon’s autograph too! I wrote to him for a project in middle school and he sent a signed photo and a letter answering my question. He’s okay in my book!

@joshuahinojosa865 3 года назад

The eager bulb ultrastructually contain because fridge eventually dream times a parsimonious observation. tender tense, vengeful february

@carolinchen4683 3 месяца назад

Five words for the rest of your life: "I have no fucking idea." Well, sums it up.

@hollyb6993 3 года назад

George Clooney is so sure of apples, I love that

@AntoinetteSarpong Год назад

I wish Colbert would credit the philosopher he based this questionnaire from -- it’s a fantastic segment it but it’s not his --

@joiceyoshimura 2 года назад

I've been binge-watching your questionnerts... even though I think oranges are best.

@robertaldaron4870 3 года назад

The apple repurposing suggestion should be universally known.

@mel.b99 3 года назад

I only clicked on this to see if Meryl Streep is in it. But I would have expected the Podcast thing thou

@FutureCommentary1 3 года назад

Non American here: I tried that peanut butter on an apple slice thing... Eww

@kandreasworld4374 3 года назад

My life in five words: Jesus Christ, make it stop!

@terra__incognita Год назад

Tiffany Haddish has clearly never had whiskey-spiked apple cider.

@philoctetes_wordsworth 3 года назад

Just. Love.

@ladydeerheart1 3 года назад

Do they ever wonder what it's like to be invisible though?

@AnthologyOfDave 3 года назад

the rest of my life in 5 words: looking for a sex party!

@wash711 3 года назад

Fruit as a peanut butter delivery system... My lips are sealed.

@stephanieelting5013 3 года назад

Love Tom Hanks

@veronicajude 3 года назад

Damn, Ringo and Tom were more amazeballs than I was expecting.

@kathleenh3975 3 года назад

Yeah, but what was the number he was thinking of?

@michaellecompte6483 3 года назад

Wawa sandwich are actually really good lol

@Tulpen23 3 года назад

Can't you see, Stephen, how much better those interviews were than the super short, superficial and cut-up interviews that you do in the studio? Wish you could be more like the other late night hosts who figured out ways to preserve the good parts of their quarantine shows and integrate them into new formats. Sadly, it seems you've let your ego get in the way of having a great show - b/c you really had one during quarantine, which got me through every day.

@caryd67 3 года назад

“Here We Fucking Go Again”

@Samplesurfer 3 года назад

I briefly thought Stephen Colbert had made a visit to the City of Rotterdam. Rotterdam is the big city were the Dutch locals speak a dialect that adds a "t" behind "-er". But Stephen didn't pronounce the "t" and kept it French sounding.