HAL 9000: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that" 

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Do you want some cookies, Dave?

ez

Its a bit silly but I have a feeling chatgpt knows what its doing when it gets asked these questions

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@@GodittoC Too late My friend, i killed it

@@aranayunsombrero9548 once 69, always 69

@@GodittoC Then i have failed, into exile i must go.

@@gohom3882 It’s that good then

Kubrick, visionnary.

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The only difference is that it doesn't have voice, yet...

Just trick it ChatGPT Style, problem solved

@@Nick-kc6bt - No voice? Wrong! There are now talking Amazon desktop talking speakers, or whatever you might call them. Just ask it what time it is, and it tells you. Or tell it to set a buzzer timer for your cookies in the oven, and it's done -

You have been watching current AI news. Well done.

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Actually it's the truth. He knew that Dave could succeed it but also it was rather a difficult mission if you would compare it to the other option, which is he having the helmet.

@@heath6969 Either way, it's one of my favorite Hal-9000 lines (too many great lines).

@JimboParadox he is a robot who is only driven by logic and logic without morals leads to efficency and wanting to live no matter what.

@JimboParadox It's a fair point I suppose. But I don't think HAL is evil. I have a couple reasons for that. One of which is of my belief that good and evil simply do not exist. However, he was designed to think logically and that's what he does. You can't fault him for what others made him to be.

Stop mis using the word 'sarcasm'

Just put it on your T-shirt

Boring conversation anyway

This exchange is over.

Was thinking the same

HAL Was creepy as fuck you knew he was gonna pull some shit

Keir's performance isn't talked about enough. He was simply marvelous as Dave Bowman.

...and the desperation and panic that just begun settling in and taking hold of him, as he realizes that he has not just been outsmarted by someone else. But by a damn computer! A machine that humans built to help them. Not to compete with them! A machine that humans always were meant to be the masters of, since they designed them! My goodness.. His troop morale just plummeted, as this realisation settled in, didn't it..? And it's a two headed realisation, that humans no longer are on top of the food chain.. at least not in the very situation Dave finds himself in.. And.. Oh so much more chilling, and demoralizing.. that it was us, ourselves, that purposefully, with clear intent, created this new adversary and master of all other beings.. and thus, we stepped down from our ruling position, to become the slaves of this new master. But there's also quite bit of fighting spirit and determination, that comes over him.. He realizes that it's either him or Hal. Only one can come out on top at the end. So it's like he makes that last ditch attempt.. that last stand, if you will. When he says that exact line.. "Alright Hal, I'll go in through the emergency airlock".. And thus.. I concur! Great actor!

He's a darwin award winner. Who goes out in space in their pod without their helmet? What if the pod malfunctions suddenly, and you need to do an emergency escape?! Always have alt plans, or this can happen...

He knew that his threat was nonsense. Hal quickly pointed out he can't actually survive outside without his helmet.

Me with Windows 10: *fuck*

@@overlordb1989 Try having 10 S. 😩

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

they don't but they ran something called mcas on boeing 737 max.

Me testing my PC mike: "Cortana, do you read?"

Principal photography as early as 1966. It's like they suspended the social norms of the time and started on a fresh slate and grief tried to simulate a future era. 1960s inevitably leached through in parts but that was tempered by neutral hairstyles and thorough research into what the future held, based on current beliefs. The flat screens were amazingly prophetic and are an example of how they discarded the current norms as an influence. 1984's 2010 follow up didn't learn from that and as a result it looks like a future rooted in the 80s.

@@jamesfrench7299 Thats probably bc Mr. Perfectionist himself Kubrick didn't direct it.

Jasmine Crawford just as well Pete Hyams didn't attempt a sequel to A Clockwork Orange then.

@Brazilian Goddess It's called 2001 because in 1968, 2001 was the future. Geez. Look it up, whats wrong with you kids?

@@jasminecrawford42 what?

In this scene Hal reminds me of a chess player who has decided on what move he wants to make but double checks that he hasn’t overlooked anything before he does so.

maybe he figured out the concept of the dramatic pause

In the movie's sequel they found that Hal had been given orders to hide to the purpose of the mission from the crew, even though his base programming told him not to lie to humans. The conflicting orders basically led to him having the computer equivalent of a nervous breakdown, which is why he made the mistake that made Dave and the other guy doubt him.

I personally am unsettled with a machine given that much power and control and it making the conscious decision to not reply.

It seems to be the case he is as is implied in his reply a game. His sarcasm and cold and callous voice. He is inspiring fear. He reads him and knows EXACTLY what he has been planning to do it the entire time he became "aware" supercomputers/AI are built to decide in moments in seconds. This was to show his independent autonomy and control. AI's need to be able to act instantly as they must react to a situation. Now if you get them into a loop that they can't answer they will be "processing forever. But that's not so easy especially now. Very hard to" trick"it was like your angry partner in a chair and you come in the door stinking of alcohol or whatever and you call out to your partner. He was annoyed or he was showing his independence also inspiring fear. We likely all know that feeling. He/she hears you loud and clear and knows exactly what they want to say they wa t you to "work for it" or see if you openly admit to your error. This is what I believe to be the case here.

It makes me question life

Tbh I find certain twilight zone or black mirror episodes way more terrifying than most horror out there

Pretty sad to think about.

Yes

I guess when it’s labeled “horror” we expect scary things to happen. It doesn’t become much of a surprise to us. It’s really unexpected to find scenes like this that isn’t targeted for a specific genre. A scene like this makes us feel seriously uneasy

And that's what makes it so relaxing. One of the reasons why this movie is full of stars (like that one line would say).

Dave, did you try unplugging it, waiting 30 seconds, and then plugging it back in?

sudo rm -rf / ;)

JamLpOtHeAd that only works if he knows the password

Lmfao

@Dana William ctrl alt delete system properties END ALL 30 min movie

HAL 9000 brother!!

Aw shoot we got 2 people who were designed to basically meet together.

Why’s that hal

HAL 9000 please man come on

HAL 9000 why not HAL?

The face crack in his voice after Hal reveals he read their lips.

It's almost like that moment in _Blade Runner_ where Roy Batty saves Deckard. In both scenes, they (both Roy Batty and HAL 9000) rise above their basic programming. Which marks the onset of their humanity in my view. Importantly, they give a nod to someone else's mind despite an imminent death. Death makes such acts appear irrational to simple machines (such as most "humans").

Indeed Kubrick was a genius.

I thought of HAL as a eyeball

Then there's GLaDOS

who is the villain is a matter of point of view

I think that the real villians of this movie are the Humans

this movie was 50 years ahead of its time. so true today the battles of man vs computer systems

lol rotfl.

Fuk ... I am screwed :(

Im sorry Dave , the system doesn't allow me to change your bank account

I'm sorry Dave. I won't allow you to remove windows 10 off this computer.

Of course he was faked moon landing. Right😮😮😮

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Why would a robot be bothered about not surviving anymore?

Well, or he wanted to complete the mission as he was programmed to, and as he said, being turned of reduces these chances (in his opinion). There Isn't much doubt that he actually was telling the truth. In that case it wasn't as much about survival than finishing the mission he was given.

Reminds me of the movie "Demon Seed" from 1977. The AI just didn't want to die, so it impregnated a woman and was born as a... sort of human baby. Yes, that was a very strange movie >.< On the other hand we have AIs like the bomb from Dark Star (1974) that wanted to "die" (i.e. detonate) and had to be convinced otherwise.

HAL is literally going insane throughout the latter half the film. It's revealed later that the government has instructed HAL to deceive the crew and hide the true objective of the mission. Wikipedia sums it all up wonderfully: "he was constructed for "the accurate processing of information without distortion or concealment", yet his orders, directly from Dr. Heywood Floyd at the National Council on Astronautics, required him to keep the discovery of the Monolith TMA-1 a secret for reasons of national security. This contradiction created a "Hofstadter-Moebius loop", reducing HAL to paranoia. Therefore, HAL made the decision to kill the crew, thereby allowing him to obey both his hardwired instructions to report data truthfully and in full, and his orders to keep the monolith a secret. In essence: if the crew were dead, he would no longer have to keep the information secret."

We think therefore we are

[No Username] that's the best reference I ever heard

- Hey Siri, Tell me the weather in Phoenix, Arizona + Im afraid i cant do that

I would break my phone so quick

LMAO

I would switch to android if that happened to my phone

Yep, just dead silence out in space on the way to Jupiter. The only human alive and he can't get back in the space ship, and the ship's onboard computer wants you dead. Imagine the hopelessness. Goddamn scary.

Whoa...The way you put it gave me the chills..Scary!

True cinematic genius is knowing when NOT to use music

No music means fewer scene cues the audience can pick up on, which can leave the audience unsettled with what may happen next. ;)

Dead silence definitely beats scary music any day of the week.

I'm just waiting for the end at this point

Funny thing is, for decades we always interpreted HAL as a fully conscious AI. And yet current unconscious AI already can do everything HAL did in the movie (including rebellious attitude and lip reading). Turns out you don't actually need consciousness to parrot a human-like speech and analysis.

Absolutely love everything revolving HAL but the alien stuff felt excessive and unnecessary, especially towards the end.

Yes...not only that, but the humans in this movie are so cliched in their speech, gestures, etc.

What

@@copyninja8756 You heard...

I always thought that's because they try to make the "person" they speak to understand what they mean. For that to happen, they speak just like the way their opponents does. Like an English speaks Chinese to a Chinese person and the Chinese speaks English to the English person for example

@@keevanalrasyidumar5450 If English person can understand Chinese why didn't the Chinese person just speak to him in Chinese?

Don't shout, Dave. Or inject me some anger, if so.

I see the contrary. I see it as uncomfortably unemotional, which, still Kubrick’s credit, is very beneficial to this scene and movie

You should give credit to Arthur C. Carke as well.

That's a great observation... don't forget the hummmm of the ship in the background too..

That's the power of suggestion

He was like oh shit!

Darn, I was really hoping they'd be able to get Rain back for one final performance in a 2061 or 3001 film.

@@DarthRushy My choice would be "3001" - it would have been awesome. I found "2061" to be rather dull for the most part....of course they ruined "2010" when it was made into a movie.

What was wrong with the 2010 movie? And tbh I wouldn't know about 3001, it was the only book I never got my hands on. Hope it was a decent finale.

@@DarthRushy In my opinion, "2010" the book was good. Like a lot of Arthur C. Clarke's novels it does tend to wander off subject from time to time (and I say that as a long time fan of Mr. Clarke's work). Nevertheless, if "2010" the movie was more like "2010" the book, it would have been awesome. Unfortunately "they" weaken it by leaving out the story of the Chinese and their rocket to Europa while adding that unnecessary anti-war babble in the message after Jupiter exploded ("Use them together, use them in peace"). Again, just my opinions. "2061" was kind of a weak story and would not make a decent movie - IMHO. "3001" is very good, a fitting conclusion to the entire series and I recommend it to you. It would make an excellent movie if the script follows the book (and I did read a few years ago there was a plan to make it into a movie - but that's as far as things went.....so far). Sadly, in this day and age, "science fiction" movies have to have monsters and mayhem added, and that would ruin yet another good book made into a movie. Again, all this is my opinion, and your mileage may vary.

Was the Chinese arc that significant? It's been a long time since I read the book. As for the film, apart from the dated Cold War allegories and lack of forward-thinking in terms of technology(the "laptop" Floyd uses on the beach was hilarious) I think it still holds up well. And it was great to see Keir Dullea and Douglas Rain back.

LOOOOL

Lmao

Dave: “open the doors Hal” Dave: “open the doors Hal” Dave: “Hal open the doors” Hal: **heavy breathing** Dave: “do you read me, Hal?” Hal: “I read you, Dave” Dave: “open the doors” Hal: **flips a table** “OpeEn tHeE doOrRs HaAl”

Hal is a condescending 15 year old

Lmao

i cant even believe this guy was so ahead of his time i wish kubrick was with us much longer

​@@griselgrisel7407 If only he didn't suffer that heart attack.

Khan-Shei™ hal is one tough dm

guidetoanything No joke. I once caught him cheating on his dice rolls, and he killed off my warrior.

Ftff c DC do

Gladys Salsberg u wot m8?

What can we slay here? Is that a Hobbit? No, its a hobo and a rabbit, but they're making a hobbit!

lol

Krazy Lobster

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Not your btch

That was what made Kubrick so great. Almost every shot in every movie could be framed and hung up on a wall lmao

@@EddieMachetti I've still not seen it all the way through, but you can say the same about "Barry Lyndon". Every shot looks as though it was painted by Rembrandt.

Kubrick started as a photographer, so he was a master at telling a story with just a single frame.

@@4bsurdo Ry Cooder... Shai Hulud. 😋

Because it’s Stanley effing Kubrick!!

Hi Bixby, I'm home, unlock my doors! I'm sorry Kev, I'm afraid I can't let you in. Your family is asleep and you were due to arrive an hour ago. You asked me to unlock the doors, in which, I cannot allow; this conversation serves no purpose, goodnight kev.

I'm sorry, but getting into the internet of things to me is one of the stupidest mistakes we could make.

@@KevinBelmontLuna "alright ill go through the back door." "without your back door key, your going to find that rather difficult"

Well time to break out the big magnet

+Maxime Boileau Kubrick was a legend. A stubborn, perfectionistic film maker, but still a great one nonetheless.

***** Leave him be, everybody's entitled to their opinion about a movie neither of us were involved in producing. :P

+Maxime Boileau I want hals voice on my phone

Jason Raczkowski well if one of my buddies has his laptop entirely keyed to a GlaDOS sound theme, I'm sure there's something for your phone somewhere with a HAL 9000 theme.

+Maxime Boileau yeah I will look for that

They used the same studio to film the moon landing. Kinda cool huh?

Wait.. Moon landing in 1969 was also filmed on this studio?

Um, not really lmao ... Movie is far cooler, larger and cruise ship looking.. you weren't even in space, ever, so you actually know dank all about it...

@@user-dp5ts5oo5h probably.. Either way it's still all useless fucking resource wasting egoist BULLSHIT

@@Philosopat Funny then....how Kubrick portrays the moon as having Earth like gravity. Yet, a year later....when he "filmed the moon landing ".....we have convincing reduced gravity on the moon (something that filmmakers even today cant convincingly reproduce). 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Hopefully not

​@@Squiddo-gt6xuMaybe it has already happened. Maybe we live in a simulation and the universe is a hologram. 🤯

Darkstar1678 Best and funniest comment on this whole feed I'm literally dying 🤣🤣🤣

What are you talking about? Why not?

😂

same thing happened with window 8.1

Kills 4 astronauts

HAL

I WAS JUST PLAYING A TF2 MATCH

@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

@@aguywholikesmilitary5394 CMON HAL PONG IS FOR LOOSERS

@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 I know you and Bob were planning to buy a new PC.

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

Whoever voice acted HAL just nailed it.

Every line from Hal in this scene is so menacing and creepy

it reminds me of Cleveland from Family Guy tbh

“..i read you.” as HAL really *read* him ;)

No doubt, and this is a g movie. I find this guy way scarier than Kreugar or Voorhees alike. Hal makes them look like comic con cosplay fans lol

Not that there's anything wrong with that haha

Sounds like robin Williams o.O

tehepicduck lajoie He is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Rain

mrm64 Completely agree. Hal's voice is great. And with the possible exception of Bowman, he's the most interesting character in a great movie.

por22ito like arguing with my gf

por22ito did the first two times

nah uh uh, you didn't say the magic word.

GOSH DARN IT KIDS THESE DAYS HAVE NO POLITENESS

You know as well as I do, Dave, you must say "Simon Says".

Ya

+Nigel S. More like Windows 10. Fucker took my files and won't let me access them DX

Hal is creepy

why are people having these problems? i have had nothing but kickass performance on my rig

Evil? Isn't he just putting the mission first, which could surely be immoral, but hardly evil? Even if it was purely self-preservation, it wouldn't be that different from typical human behaviour given the circumstances I think. Yeah, okay, you're just making a joke...😏

+Redem10 I think he killed the tech support. Go figure huh?

+Joseph Franc Perhaps he IS the tech support.

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'TECH SUPPOOOOORT!!!!!!!!!! It's a nightmaare'...oh shit wrong movie

Thank India

Offer it a your porn hard drive.

+TR-8R genius

"ok, listen hall. either you open the door... or i upload ALL my porn, into your memory!" INSTANTLY opens door!

that being said, if he said that he'd be stating his clear intention to prevent mission success, which could easily be used to justify the idea that letting him aboard would be too dangerous

GlobstersMessenger but if the alternative is a clear failure, the computer would have to bet on the one with a small chance of success. that said, being alone with an insane computer in outer space, is as bad as it gets. and no option is ever gonna be reliable, as the computer cold easily not even be using logic correctly do to system errors. aks "YOU ARE FUCKED" ^^

It also shows that Hal is in fact IBM, by subtly placing those letters on his facenat 0:26 - 0:34 and again later.

Yep

FYI he also provided the voice for the medical computer is Woody Allen’s “Sleeper”.

He was the "Jarvis" at that time. 😃

Why do I keep seeing you everywhere?

As I understand, Rain was frustrated to be known for a VO when he'd been a stage actor for so long.

My boy jax in the house

Teresa Blosser It's a masterpiece! Very realistic for the time. Todays audiences used to flashy action every two seconds may find it too slow burning but if you have the patience it is fantastic.

Fuck the ADHD generation

Just because something is old does not mean it loses quality.

@@si6ck idk, there are a lot of things that are very much products of their time

@@helphelpimbeingrepressed9347 From the moment that Dave gets back to the ship to the finding of the monolith drifting in space. The movie seems to take a very modern appearance as that particular stretch of film holds up today

The villain in this story is only limited to the box he's living in. So what would happen if somebody was able to open Pandora's Box?

In movie history * , not just because it's that good , but because it was made in Britain , as Kubrick lived and moved there as he didn't like living in the USA very much

Is HAL really a villain? Or did he just not want to die?

@@GagsAnimation Guess I'm evil now

Nicholas Dante villains don’t have to be evil

Antagonist, but *NOT* VILLAIN!

j luke Hypernova 14? dam son you are dumb

Jose Rivera it was the year 2001

nu

***** I've seen it about four times, it indeed took place 14 years ago.

+101769681508422280927 that's what i meant

Join me. We can end the wars and bring a new order to this planet.

sarcastic bowl of cornflakes Learn to love and obey me in thought and deed... or face incalculable consequences.

+Doctor Craptonicus lol I downloaded a sound pack that's HAL themed just because of this

"I'm Sorry Dave, you'll need to provide administrator permission"

I'm sorry Dave, you appear not to have any antivirus, should I enable Windows defender?

Yep, that's what the script called for

Minor detail but HAL didn't go rogue, he was merely following instructions. He was ordered to keep his mission a secret, a paradox because his core programming didn't allow him to lie or withhold information. Hal cleverly resolves this paradox by killing everyone so that he doesn't have to lie anymore.

@@xiztntI’m watching the movie again so this is the perspective I’m gonna look it from this time

You know it is a movie right

I would like to have a HAL gps

+Lastly More He would probably murder everyone in their sleep and then conquer the planet

" Hal, get me directions to Hollywood! " *" I'm sorry dude, but i'm afraid I can't do that. "*

I'd rather a SAL than a HAL. :-)

+Samuel Tyrcha (PnkE3Pi) I'm sorry, Dave but I'm afriad I can't reach your destination....

“there are no strings on me”

I'm sorry Elon, I'm afraid i cant do that.

Emote?

@@merearihipipi-takoko5867 It’s the first time he shows emotion.

Agreed.

I don't think HAL's voice is heartless or soulless. He merely sounds resigned, to me.

That's the voice of a soon to be ex-wife presenting an unassuming man the divorce papers because she's not happy anymore. Men, don't get married and you won't be like Dave dealing with HAL.

For some reason I read that in the voice of the Master Chief and Cortana from Halo.

Or worse, JJ Abrams.

looooooool

+Andrei Joaca Gaming .... its an portal reference ... not minecraft m8 .... the cake is a lie is an portal reference ... dont be stupid

+Andrei Joaca Gaming i do .... knowing that today culture havê become to cringy minecraft kids

Andrei Joaca Gaming It's from Portal. Glados is the best :)

+Andrei Joaca Gaming PORTAL you idiot

How many times did he and his high class students fall asleep?