Half German, Half Chinese And A Whole Lot Of Funny. Isak Allen

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Isak Allen is half German, half Chinese and a whole lot of funny. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar comedy special Isak talks about his heritage, the german culture and a myriad of other topics that are sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from start to finish.
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@isakallen 11 месяцев назад

Thanks for the kind comments everyone! Hope y’all enjoy the full special, and it’s been a pleasure putting my life out there for laughs!

@lukenorman2048 11 месяцев назад

Nice man. I worked with a guy who referred to himself as half jap😅 Like you his mom was Asian.

@briel7904 11 месяцев назад

You were excellent! Thanks😅

@HoodiesOnlyClub 11 месяцев назад

Hilarious stuff man thank you for your perspectives

@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 11 месяцев назад

Cheers from a fellow hapa (half Jewish, half Chinese).

@ddz1375 10 месяцев назад

Half Kalmyk and half German. First generation American. You are refreshingly funny. 😅

@travismorris8910 11 месяцев назад

Did I just watch a half German half Chinese man do a perfect Obama impression. 😅

@troycambo 11 месяцев назад

if you have to mention someone's race as a reason why they're funny then chances are they're not really funny and you're just laughing out of a sense of woke-duty lol

@RazyrDiarmait 11 месяцев назад

@@troycamboYou didn't read the title, did you?

@ddz1375 10 месяцев назад

@@troycamboSpeaking for myself as a half breed I think he was quite funny.

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 10 месяцев назад

@@RazyrDiarmaitTroy was home-schooled. He had too big a crush on his teacher to learn how to read.

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 10 месяцев назад

@@troycamboyou know you're not supposed to wear that butt plug ALL the time?

@aboynamedbear8082 10 месяцев назад

This guy is way funnier than his audience is acknowledging.

@anncarlson6311 9 месяцев назад

Agree 100%

@bevdeptula289 9 месяцев назад

I agree! He’s very funny and talented!!

@KathrineJKozachok 9 месяцев назад

True.

@elisakeller8912 9 месяцев назад

There must be a bunch of german people in the audience, so the audience is absolutely losing it. They are all just expressing it by quitely smirking.

@trickee1000 9 месяцев назад

Absolutely!!!

@keithbassett4988 10 месяцев назад

The crowd at this club was either deaf or dead. The guy is hilarious! They should have showed more appreciation for his talent and content. It is called a 'comedy club' for a reason. You would think the guy was giving an eulogy at a memorial service for a liberal arts instructor at Berkeley. C'mon people...show the guy some love. He is a total riot!

@angru_arches 9 месяцев назад

don't be daft...a comedian's job is to read the room....he failed to do so. Don't blame the crowd

@reason4being868 2 месяца назад

Sad that so many people are either uneducated and can't follow or they're so scared to laugh and politically incorrect stuff. I think he's brilliant and hilarious!

@ekdaufin1485 11 месяцев назад

Mai ling’s out! The audience was weak. He deserves so much more!

@LillikoiSeed 9 месяцев назад

He was much funnier than the audience gave him credit for. Although when the camera panned, you could tell that there were a few people who were really enjoying it. I laughed my butt off personally.

@cynthiat6505 11 месяцев назад

The public restroom…absolutely!

@pass179 10 месяцев назад

I also made my own joke about my nationality. I am half German and half Indian. I'm half the people who make the beer, and half the people who shouldnt be drinking it. I have NEVER been able to tolerate booze.

@OvertIntelligence 11 месяцев назад

I had a German teacher once and he was an amazing human being 💯.

@DeeDeex007o 11 месяцев назад

My favourite teacher was German. She was remarkable.

@OvertIntelligence 11 месяцев назад

@@DeeDeex007o Yeah, mines was a high school teacher who was pretty funny…He also let me Mack up the pretty girls in class. As long as we didn’t get too goofy he was cool because we were still engaged 💯.

@DeeDeex007o 11 месяцев назад

@@OvertIntelligence 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He understood the assignment. LOL My teacher was strict. All the other students hated her because she expected a lot from us! But I loved her. She always bought me birthday gifts and books. I love to read because of her. May she rest in peace! I miss her!

@alysiareid6659 11 месяцев назад

I had a teacher who was German. She said the holocaust never happened.

@wendynothaft8197 11 месяцев назад

@@DeeDeex007oThat's so sweet.❤

@darleneholtrop4532 10 месяцев назад

You don't wanna mess with old women of any ethnicity. Near Tucson AZ a few years back, a woman in hers 80's was reported to have driven off a mountain lion that attacked her husband by hitting it with the umbrella she'd been using as a hiking stick!

@Aramis419 11 месяцев назад

I don't laugh out loud very often, but when I do, I wake up the neighbors. I woke up the neighbors.

@loreley3126 10 месяцев назад

I am German and I can assure you that nobody says „make fun!“ . we say „viel Spaß!“= lots of fun! 😏😑

@jvf1881 9 месяцев назад

True

@crowkraehenfrau2604 9 месяцев назад

We do say have fun (habt Spaß) and we say be funny (macht Spaß). Different meaning there!

@annelinkert7868 9 месяцев назад

Have fun = Viel Spaß (Nowadays also a lot of „Spaß haben“ - “to have fun”, „Habt Spaß!“ - “have fun!” around, immigrated into German from dubbed English language films) Something is fun = Es macht Spaß (lit.: does fun) I’m joking = Ich mache Spaß. Making fun of something = sich über etwas lustig machen German 102 😊

@netsanetdadi5061 9 месяцев назад

True

@SA-vw4ny 9 месяцев назад

Laugh it's not a big deal

@darleneholtrop4532 10 месяцев назад

I learned a little German when my husband was stationed there in the 80s. You're right about about the language often being quite literal. For instance, our word 'glove' in high German is translated as 'hand-shoe'!

@addyzee1335 9 месяцев назад

😂

@gnommg 9 месяцев назад

It should be hand-sock though

@tedesco5919 7 месяцев назад

when I was a kid we played a lot outside especially in the winter. Whe had knitted gloves and after them being soaked with melted snow and frozen afterwards they felt like shoes. That`s where it`s from😀@@gnommg

@kristinesmart3134 11 месяцев назад

I love you and your talent for real. So much material you had to prepare! And I respect you for not holding back. Comedians are afraid to be funny and make fun of everyone and themselves. Highest form of flattery- laughter. Pure happiness.

@Aiyan777 11 месяцев назад

😂😂😂 Never heard tai chi be so freakin hilariously displayed lke this dude! Also would've been aweome if his last name is Woo for his woo woo joke! Lol! Love it!

@Jaak_the_Belgian 11 месяцев назад

Chances are his middle name is.

@kyleeconrad 11 месяцев назад

I know a half German half Japanese! I tease him he's the personification of world war two.

@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 11 месяцев назад

As a half Jew, half Chinese, I want to team up with him to fight for world peace.

@Nibiru3600X 10 месяцев назад

@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou As a German-Jew and English-Native American, I’m in too! lol ☮️

@kyleeconrad 10 месяцев назад

OMG I freakin' love this! You're the Racially Ambiguous Avengers! This is how origin stories begin and I'm ecstatic I could bring you all together!

@Nibiru3600X 10 месяцев назад

Sounds like we need an SNL cartoon 😆

@CarolsCurrentObsession 9 месяцев назад

Sooo funny!!😂😂 my husband is German Mexican & I’m various whites (white, white, super-white), so we always told our kids they were bean and cracker sandwiches 😂😂😂

@patrickgallagher9069 10 месяцев назад

I don't usually like it when comedians touch on political or social issues, but I loved this! Yeah, get over it, have fun, and start trying to relate to each other in ways we understand! Well done man.

@yashrohra394 9 месяцев назад

Comedians touching political and social issues is the best! Finding a nice funny way to highlight and talk about stuff is so much better than what people are doing on social media.

@angru_arches 9 месяцев назад

@@yashrohra394 yeah, but this wasn't it....he doesn't know his crowd...

@michaelw7504 8 месяцев назад

“make fun!” 😀

@bingewatchforever1587 9 месяцев назад

While the german joke was based on a not quite correct translation (as mentioned before), I can confirm that he nailed the german accent!!😄

@lostinalgeria8492 9 месяцев назад

I should say more often: making people laugh is the greatest talent and it's a blessing, Everytime I feel low, and life hits me hard on the head Drybar Comedy is where I go ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙌🙌🙌🙌

@LilByrdFly2 11 месяцев назад

Haaaaaa! My father spoke German, actually he spoke 5 languages! The German thing is hilarious!! Love this

@saschamenzel3680 8 месяцев назад

But nobody says "mach Spaß". I would really like to know, why he is telling that!? We do say "viel Spaß" or to more people "habt Spaß".

@floralovespringandflowers6227 7 месяцев назад

@saschamenzel3680 We say "Spaß machen" in the sense of "scherzen" aka making a joke. You teased someone and then you would say: Ich habe nur Spaß gemacht like I just teased you a bit or I meant it as a joke.

@laannw4263 11 месяцев назад

Not too bad. I'd like to see more of him.😊

@chronischgeheilt 11 месяцев назад

As a little addition from a native speaker of German: Ich mach' Spaß - "I make fun" = I am just kidding Ich habe Spaß - "I have fun" = I have fun Es macht Spaß - "it makes fun" = it is fun Soooo, unfortunately he isnt quite right ;) Maybe more potential for the show: Viel Spaß! - "Much fun!" = Have fun!, As to-the-point dominant order instead of the more friendly but unneccessarily long "have much fun!"

@wessaxon964 11 месяцев назад

Learning German here.knew he wasn't quite right. Still funny though

@isakallen 11 месяцев назад

I typically say “hab spass” or “viel spass”. Just thought the direct translation was funny 😊

@isakallen 11 месяцев назад

@@wessaxon964🙏

@troycambo 11 месяцев назад

I mean people are just scared to criticise him because he is a weird racial mix but this was one of the cringiest sets I've seen in tecent memory. All the talk about r a cism and pinning it on "whipeople" saved him since even when he's unfunny people felt compelled to laugh or risk being seen as "r acist". Hilarious he said blapeople never targeted him since you only have to tune into the news to see the biggest demographic responsible for the "asian h a t e" crimes he spoke about lulz😅

@MiaSabathy 11 месяцев назад

yeah i was confused, nobody says „mach spaß!“ as an imperative 😅 it’s just „viel spaß“

@PleaseNThankYou 11 месяцев назад

The best comedy is the character analysis of people groups.

@shelleyd9910 10 месяцев назад

You are so funny I am almost ROFLOL. 😂😂😂. I love that idea of teaching broken English in accents. My son loves doing that with a Russian accent.

@ElysianFields-nv7wq 11 месяцев назад

I like this guy's humor. I can see him doing comedy movies.

@joesantos2455 11 месяцев назад

This guy is a natural. He's calmer than a cucumber! - and I've been trying to bring "Brody" back, too!

@fuckgugle 10 месяцев назад

Noone says "make fun" in German. When you say"have fun", WE say "much fun"(=viel Spaß). And btw: i was Always impressed by how many sayings & phrases are litteraly the Same in english(its really a lot!!!) when i learned your language :)

@luciaknuchel8199 9 месяцев назад

Maybe he meant : es macht spass =it /something is fun.

@floralovespringandflowers6227 7 месяцев назад

@@luciaknuchel8199 Of making fun as in joking. When you teased someone and then would say: Ich habe nur Spaß gemacht.

@ryanpierce5460 9 месяцев назад

I'm Japanese and Irish. One can hold their alcohol one gets drunk off a sip. Haha 😂 love this comedian.

@user-wh5ir4fo4r 8 месяцев назад

I don't get how I'm Irish, German, and Native American, and I can't hold the fire water.

@TheJanWalker 4 месяца назад

RyanPieerce5460...so, which course do you choose? Lol. Yours is a wonderfully unusual ethnic mix.

@ryanpierce5460 4 месяца назад

@TheJanWalker I'm American first but guess the Irish since I look more white. Im half and half. My mom is from Japan.

@TheJanWalker 4 месяца назад

@ryanpierce5460 No, I meant: Are you the teetotaler or the pub hero? (You don't have to answer that. Lol.)

@ryanpierce5460 4 месяца назад

@@TheJanWalker haha I'm a light weight and can't drink

@lizered64 10 месяцев назад

1:35 the fun tree killed me 🤣

@jonhester8909 10 месяцев назад

We should teach broken English in other people’s accents. Dead!!!!!🤣🤣💀

@hiho8084 10 месяцев назад

Right out of the gate - hilarious!

@kimchi2780 10 месяцев назад

I'm Korean and Turkic so I relate!!!!

@crescentedwards851 10 месяцев назад

I feel sooooo called out rn lmaoo😩. I have a friend from Chille who’s English has greatly improved since moving here but because her accent so thick when she first came here I would repeat what she said to me, HOW she said it to see if iI could feel the words she was saying. I never went full out with it but it went on for so long my voice automatically shifts around her and I don't even know if she would recognize my real voice 🙈

@newyorknight 11 месяцев назад

I lived in Germany for a few years and I know what he's saying about the Germans😅

@sandrathompson1277 9 месяцев назад

How do you make thousands of people all the same…Germany has different kinds of people..just like every other place

@esmagrace8951 7 месяцев назад

@@sandrathompson1277 es geht um den Durchschnitt. Jeder weiß, dass man nicht einmal innerhalb einer Familie gleich ist. Es ist in Ordnung. 👍🏻

@johaniffsofiz 11 месяцев назад

I learnt woo woo in the best way

@mv4982 8 месяцев назад

It's totally correct to say "have fun" in German, too. If something "makes fun", it just means that it's a fun thing to do, and if someone "makes fun", it means they're not serious.

@newhorizonsforfifty2833 8 месяцев назад

Some of the most seamless standup I've seen in recent memory.

@awolr 11 месяцев назад

Amazing set! More of this :D

@terfalicious 10 месяцев назад

The language stuff is priceless - and dead on! Very funny - looking forward to the woo woo, woo woo woo!

@gopalramanan4863 10 месяцев назад

Love your clean comedy!

@davinreeves 10 месяцев назад

So hilarious I'm already back for a re-watch

@ekdaufin1485 11 месяцев назад

More of this guy!

@llamasugar5478 11 месяцев назад

Who else thought of the Jive scene from “Airplane” there at the end? 🕺🏾

@hannelerantanen760 9 месяцев назад

This was so good, I loved the German Fun Fruit Stealing part it was so funny! I laughed right out of my chair. XD Such a great show! Keep up the good work!

@LuckyJim5050 10 месяцев назад

Love the German jokes baby, American that spent three years there, he nailed it!

@sweetpea775 10 месяцев назад

Great delivery much appreciate the laughs

@kalinadesseaux8011 10 месяцев назад

Oh! Thats my personal life quote. Its about the size of the fight in the dog. FANTASTIC show

@THAANTKAR 10 месяцев назад

That was unexpectedly more fun that I thought it was going to be. Hillarious dudester

@MoeHomerHa 13 дней назад

Mai Ling for life! Killed me 😂😂😂😂 You don't mess with Asian grandmas.

@artcastwithnika 10 месяцев назад

Germans don't say "Mach Spaß". We actually say "Viel Spaß" which translates to "Lots of fun" and that is the shortened phrase for "Hab viel Spaß" which means "Have a lot of fun". Just wanted to clear that up 🙂

@LintheForest 9 месяцев назад

Appreciate you~

@balistepicasso936 9 месяцев назад

Jup!

@user-rd6dh4hq1j 9 месяцев назад

I thought he got it confused with 'Es macht Spaß'.

@artcastwithnika 9 месяцев назад

@@user-rd6dh4hq1j Maybe 🤷‍♀️

@AngelsHikari 4 месяца назад

😂😂😂 Love it. He started the set like a punch in the gut. Risky risky and then started picking up.

@dennismitchell5276 10 месяцев назад

I was hanging with some brothers from Scotland. Could not understand a thing they said. So I asked them to talk like John Wayne. Problem solved.

@sandrathompson1277 9 месяцев назад

Hanging with some brothers..do you realise..your English is terrible…at least the Scot’s pronounce the words correctly

@dlgarner 11 месяцев назад

I love seeing comics that are racially ambiguous confuse the hell out of a white audience. It's not the sort of race talk they're used to lol. We're all learning and experiencing; a beautiful thing.

@troycambo 11 месяцев назад

It wasn't confusion. More a dude failing at being funny and using his (mixed) race as a crutch.

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 10 месяцев назад

@@troycamboor your parents failing at raising you and using alcohol as a crutch.

@KyanneSummer 9 месяцев назад

@@troycambohe is hilarious and he is gonna get better. They write what you know….for a reason

@ashtonyoshi6811 10 месяцев назад

Just listening to him I'm picturing Herr Wells from the flash series 😂😂

@JohnSmith-cc3ud 10 месяцев назад

"Das no yours homes" lol

@rickp.6251 11 месяцев назад

Man standing at the firing squad was asked if he had any last request. His answer ," Can we listen to Dry Bar on my smart phone till my phone or Bluetooth speaker dies?"

@discobikerAndRosie 2 месяца назад

Hilarious! 😂 I'll watch again! (Someone forgot to wake up the audience)!

@TheJanWalker 4 месяца назад

I love his jokes, timing and delivery!

@jhwheuer 10 месяцев назад

Never ever have I heard the phrase Mach Spass... German here

@user-js9yb6fv3d 9 месяцев назад

Das macht Spaß.

@milacaibal3976 9 месяцев назад

OMG...Very funny China/German comedian. Can relate to your stories. Love you, Man. More power to you.❤❤❤

@davinreeves 11 месяцев назад

Dude my family says I do the accent thing all the time. I'm multi accented

@sunny-frevr 8 месяцев назад

My late grandpa loves keeping bamboo sticks around to keep us grandkids in check. You definitely have to wear long sleeves when you're in a public bathroom. LOL.

@hizaleus 10 месяцев назад

I absolutely have to send this to my Chinese friends 🤣

@patriotoftruth 9 месяцев назад

So funny!!! I guess most of the audience took the night off. He's great

@tthompson4335 9 месяцев назад

Super funny and great smile .thanks for the laughs

@redomisia 9 месяцев назад

This was really good! I hope to see more content from him!

@firebirdtelevision175 10 месяцев назад

Absolutely agree about culture and heritage! Racism comes from ignorance. Ignorance about different cultures.

@alinaveprinsky8923 9 месяцев назад

Actually no. In some cases, racism comes from "getting to know cultures and cultural behavior" then you're like wow. You forced me to be racist because your culture acts like "this" (insert whatever behavior as an example). I don't think most people realize what racism really is. It's just a majority of a group of people acting a certain way....(mostly in a negative or disrespectful way that is harmful for other people) otherwise...there's really no reason to be racist/discriminatory against them. At least in this modern day age. Maybe there are still psychotic people who are actually racist for no reason. But as I said they are psychotic and mentally ill.

@firebirdtelevision175 9 месяцев назад

@alinaveprinsky8923 racism in and of itself is the belief that one race is superior to another. You can't say an entire race is bad due to the behaviors of a few people. There's good and bad in every shade of skin.

@solarlunar689 8 месяцев назад

@alinaveprinsky8923. Racism is a disease of the ego. Prejudice comes from ignorance and fuels racism. Most people are not harmful to most people.

@annetteasbury7415 2 месяца назад

Ok. In the words of Eddie Murphy, "I come from a predominately black family and I've been black all my life" but I've never heard ANYONE use the phrase "woo-woo." It was comical and your impression of that "president" I will not name was spot on!

@krystalsmith5757 11 месяцев назад

Don't give the government any ideas!😂

@isakallen 11 месяцев назад

I’ll do my best!

@KxNOxUTA 9 месяцев назад

The audience was not weak, they were accommodating by being very German and reserved :P (I'm German and ofcourse we have different audiences here lol)

@timothypittman8567 7 месяцев назад

Did these people confuse a comedy club with a funeral home?

@gabrielledennis4103 9 месяцев назад

Nice to see more mixed race people especially comedians nowadays. I am Blasian.

@artvandelay8030 9 месяцев назад

This guy is coming up. Refining it. Good set. Only getting better.

@Lil-Britches 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂 "dats no yours homles"

@whoareyou5278 10 месяцев назад

What a treat lol, entire set kept me on my toes lmao

@lisag1157 11 месяцев назад

I love humor. And ethnic humor has to be the best! (Well, other than politics maybe. LOL) PS... Good impression of Obama! LOL

@CW-wt3bj 9 месяцев назад

I am German and the expression 'make fun' / 'mach Spaß' doesn't exist. Besides that - you are good!

@jodirenaud7917 11 месяцев назад

lololololol legit funny! And I think he's kinda cute! 😉

@goldmother2238 8 месяцев назад

Yessss .... That grandma was amaaaaaazing

@danmar007 9 месяцев назад

I thought he was going to say, "The second half built the trains." But I think his version is funnier. :-)

@emmaanderson7411 11 месяцев назад

So funny!

@revrup 11 месяцев назад

Creative routine.

@reneeblair7593 10 месяцев назад

Enjoy this very much, was very funny....

@HygienistDentist 9 месяцев назад

Hahaha this guy is so great!!!

@keishaguilford2170 10 месяцев назад

Super funny lol😂😂😂😂

@bb3ca201 8 месяцев назад

His German accent is ON POINT 😂

@silversurfer8818 11 месяцев назад

Getting Out Of Costco by Scotty Goff, he had a really funny german joke!

@kailahelene7169 9 месяцев назад

This is hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣💀

@mofomoco 10 месяцев назад

He is pretty funny. Like his style

@singingway 10 месяцев назад

Teach English in accents, brilliant!

@deliajebeleanu4064 10 месяцев назад

Just awesome!!!

@sheldonnicholl3599 10 месяцев назад

Reminds me of a young Russell Peters of Jo Koy. Good stuff. Keep it up.

@d3mist0clesgee12 9 месяцев назад

had me rollin

@debbiefiuza 8 месяцев назад

I learned German because of the following song lyric: "Coca-Cola, sometimes war."

@kcl060 10 месяцев назад

I'm Black in VA, never heard the "woo woo" in life 😮. Super confused. He was funny until he got to the part he said the audience gets quiet on. Definitely, take their cues next time. P.S. If I caught this video in the middle and I weren't looking up, that first part of the Obama impression would've gotten me for sure!