"Robert Patterson seems like he could be a pretty good actor" "If he was in a better movie I could maybe see him pulling something off" The Lighthouse is now Jay's favorite movie of 2019. Rlm predicted again??
They have a lot of opinions over the course of almost a decade now. They're bound to be right here and there but it's getting increasingly more frequent by now.
He is pretty good im almost everything he is in, he just had the bad luck that his big breaking role was in a horrible schlock franchise were he wasnt trying
Mike & Jay telling the tale of the 5-year old girl clapping at the movie's main couple ripping the villains head off together is one of the most heartwarming things I've ever heard of
I wonder how that would look like? _"Half in the Bag Episode 42 part 2: Twilight - Breaking Dawn part 2 part 2"_ Well, those movie titles aren't confusing at all! XD
The CGI baby was actually a last minute addition because they originally had a fucking terrifying Chucky-esque animatronic puppet creature that they cut because it would have been more terrifying than the supernatural killing machines in the story.
Oh my god, Mike's spit-take when Josh told him about the werewolf who was in love with the baby, fucking priceless. That's pretty much how I reacted when I heard that was an actual plot point in the movie.
wah wah. i was in 3rd grade, 9 years old, when pokemon and pokemon cards came, perfect time. also seemed like every kid turned into anarchist thief and stole the expensive card decks from stores, making a small time moral panic in my country about "immoral ruined generation", cool times.
@@ericfelds6291 Bro, it's been four years. I wrote that comment so long ago I'm not even the same gender I was back then. I have long since abandoned my hate boner for Twilight. Everyone has trash. I have trash. I'm over judging other people for theirs. I hope you have a lovely day, and that you've learned a valuable lesson about necroposting.
When they started talking about that, I started dying laughing thinking about this clan of pale as fuck vampires dressed in cargo shorts and Disney t-shirts, carrying old-timey chests full of their robes around an airport.
YOU NEVER RESPONDED TO OUR ANSWERS, YOU HACK FRAUDS IT’S BEEN ALMOST 7 YEARS THAT’S ALMOST HOW LONG IT TOOK TO MAKE THE AMAZINGLY FANTASTIC MOVIE BOYHOOD DID I MENTION IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE
How does Edward maintain an erection and how does he have living sperm in his vampire nuts? Even if his sperm cells were the only cells in his body to still be alive, they could not survive within his frigid sack. I’m willing to suspend my disbelief to a degree, but an impossibility as great as that is too much to look past.
His sperm is undead like him. So his sperm is immortal. (And sparkling) Sperm lasts longer in the cold too. Think about sperm banks. Inside his frigid sack dwells a pair of shiny little sperm banks. As far as an erection: He could just thumb it in until the jobs done. Not super romantic but it could work. It's like he's got permanent liquor dick, but not the good kind. Well hopefully that counts as my good deed for the day. Cheerio
How this movie has the nerve to cheap out on everything while raking in hundreds of millions per movie is baffling to me. But I guess when your whole audience is too busy staring at Lautner's abs and Pattinson's sparkly face to notice anything else, it doesn't matter.
That's always the weird thing because the fact that the big capes and stuff are so inherently uncool kind-of factors into characters like this not being found out, lol. Like you see a guy running down the street in like a big black cloak or something, you're not going to think "Oh, he's a monster", you're going to think "This guy's a loser, I shouldn't associate with him."
I read those books because a friend of mine was way into them. Coming into it cold back in '08 or so as a dude on the cusp of his '20s, I thought the books were fairly atmospheric. They're hilarious in parts, but really not that awful. I was forced to read FAR worse YA lit for college.
Exactly. What I hate the most about it is that Bella never actually risks anything to get what she wants, she just has her way without stopping to think for a second what her actions might cause to other people. She is the real bloodsucking monster in this books.
Way to go, guys! Don't think we don't notice the way your reviews reflect the film. You told us that the movie wastes a lot of time waiting around for the battle and discussing that it is coming. So, that's what you did. Brilliant!
From her bio: Stephenie Meyer woke up from a dream featuring seemingly real characters that she could not get out of her head."I stayed in bed, thinking about the dream. Unwillingly, I eventually got up and did the immediate necessities, and then put everything that I possibly could on the back burner and sat down at the computer to write-something I hadn't done in so long that I wondered why I was bothering." Three months later she finished her first novel, Twilight.
"I eventually got up and did the immediate necessities" I don't get it, she woke up, she crapped the Twilight saga and then she wrote something but it doesn't say what she actually sat to write. I'm confusion.
“I was convinced that Stephanie was convinced she was Bella. Especially when she’s like, ‘Oh, I had a dream,’ and she’s like, ‘oh I met this really sexy guy,’ and she writes this book about it, I was just like, ‘this woman’s mad.’” - Robert Pattinson
I think part of the reason there is no chemistry between Patterson and Stewart is that she cheated on him with the director. I can't imagine a lot of chemistry between a cheating brick and someone who doesn't really want to be in the movie.
dick buttkiss From what I saw with other reviews(CinemaSins does some great ones), she doesn't have chemistry in any of the films. Or in any other films, for that matter. Hell, for the sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman, they got rid of Snow White because she sucks so bad.
I don't get the movie though. Like is this really the first and only vampire baby in the world for a while? It seems pretty easy to make a vampire baby. Or is there an epic battle for every vampire baby every year.
No, man, Bella's just the most special person in the world because, clearly, she's the ONLY person whose ever dreamed of fucking a super strong supernatural being for superficial reasons, lol! It's not shitty writing at all, she's just the only person in the world whose ever had 'pure' love for a vampire and nobody else fucks or gets tempted or orders hookers or anything because the world only exists to revolve around Bella's decisions. That's how you do the good story, isn't it? . Also, just because this is the internet and someone would probably take this comment seriously otherwise, this is all sarcastic because the plot makes no fucking sense at all.
She got pregnant while she was a human and they have to turn her into a vampire cause the pregnancy is killing her. I read all 4 books in middleschool cause a girl that I liked told they were good and I wanted to show her how shitty they were. I ended up getting into it cause hormones. P funny
This ridiculous wish-fulfillment vampire romance franchise seems so quaint and innocent when looking back from the age of 'The corporate steamroller will vindictively destroy every IP you love'
For all its faults, the movies mercifully kept to themselves. If Edward was cheering LeBron on in Space Jam 2, it would be the worst and somehow best thing ever.
Why isn't this show more popular? I have been a fan ever since the phantom menace review, and everything they have made since has been a very high quality and personal to the fans. It's almost like we know them just by watching their videos, which is not something you get by watching other very famous youtubers. Mike and Jay are our friends, and it's only a matter of time before the rest of the internet gives them the credit they deserve. Long Live RLM.
+CryoShockX Somebody should make a Half In The Bag movie with Murray playing Mike. But who'd play Jay? Rich Evans would play himself because he is just one of a kind.
I really wish they had watched the previous Twilight movies and filmed them, especially with Rich Evans. I would have loved to have seen their reactions and thoughts on the other movies. (especially Rich Evans laugh)
Holy shit, I can't stop crying from laughter. I was dragged to the cinema to see this by my girlfriend and like you I didn't know what was going on. This is almost exactly the inner dialogue I was having with myself.
Yeah that shit was embarrassing. It almost made me want to make up my own back story where that guy's ptsd made him totally unhinged, playing with dolls & beating pets & shit
I saw this for free, so don't judge me, and thought the fake-out after the battle was utterly hilarious! What I couldn't understand is why the whole theatre lost its shit at that. Didn't they know it was coming, from reading the book? Now I gather from this review that that wasn't in the book. Adding that in was the one and only good decision made in the entire series.
I remember taking my girlfriend to see this when it came out and thinking the entire time this is just awful and made no sense at all and then it ended and I said to her "that was really short, wasn't it?" only to realize that I had fallen asleep for the entire second half of it and woke up for the last five minutes of it, thank god.
I'm from the future. Robert Pattinson turns out to be a pretty good actor, Jay enjoys his performance in The Lighthouse, and Kristin Stewart is still somehow finding acting jobs.
The only question I still have at this point, really is why is a then 34 year old woman (Stephenie Meyer) even writing shit like this in the first place? The whole story pans out like some cheesy fan fiction written by a 17 year old girl in high school in between classes, not like something a mature, married adult woman would seriously considering writing and submitting to a publisher. Was the entire story of Twilight corrupt from the beginning, designed to prey on innocent adolescent girls, or was Meyer just plain delusional?
Duncan Van Ooyen She had an idea and it smelled of money, so she went with it. Other people smelled the money too, so they let her do it. When it caught on, the game was how do we make the biggest amount of money we can from this and the result were the books and the movies.
Paymon Khaleghi Yup, glad I met someone else who can appreciate that. Reading some cosmopolis reviews, I feel as though most people didn't understand the character Pattinson was playing. They referred to how "plastic", "artificial", "false" he appeared to be, while failing to grasp the character's core.
Maggie Taylor Seriously, I mean he can't really go out and just say "Yeah I hated these movies." but you can tell he really disliked it. When asked who helped him the most through the movies he accredited some kind of facial wipe brand.
I was hoping the final battle would be a rugby match using the baby. They had that big open field, and it would be more sophisticated than just ripping heads off without any rules like they did in the movie.
Message from 2022: Intersting, so accroding to youtube 2011 was 9 years ago. What the fuck? Is this the alternative math that Terrence Howard was pushing?
I just watched the movie looking for the funny parts mentioned here. And, Jesus, they didn't understate Martin Sheen's laugh :D I constantly rewinded it and laughed my ass off every single time!
