Halo: Combat Evolved is a Fustercluck 

"I don't keep it loaded son; you'll have to find ammo as you go." Thanks for the reminder about that detail :D

He doesn't keep *his* pistol loaded, but he already gave that one to the Chief. You'd think he would at least load *other* pistols.

ShadoSnake even though that detail was added in the anniversary version by 343 not Bungie?

@@cromwellington441 watching through the original it's impossible to tell because the difference is in camera angles, from what I know from the rest of the cutscenes no actual animation was changed, and the reload sound is so faint, it's 90% in the original out of frame. The original is very shaky and unfocused while the new version was wider and focused in on the marine pointing and the reload while the original moves spastically from facing the right side to go left and catch the last bit of the point, missing the frames where keys' reload would be.

@@cromwellington441 In the original cutscene you can hear the pistol reload sound.

That's gotta burn more than a fully charged plasma pistol shot to the nuts.

Hey I remember you

Yeah, that racism

I was about to point this out as well

No she was named Linda.

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@@einsteincat5298 I'm talking about the Easter egg.

Well yes Linda was on the ship but she was still in cryo because of major plasma burns and was only taken out of cryo after the battle of installation 04.

Wort, WORT WORT WORT!

gerbenvanessen aaaawubadugh!

Itswort not wart

best part is thats just sergeant johnson in reverse

wort wort wort WOOOOOORT

Some folks are born. Made to raise the flag!

This is just carry over from his 40K Fusterclucks when he's roll playing as a Commissar

@@isaachinds3736 _Ooooh the Red, White and Blue!_

And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"

@@TheSovietChicken They point the cannon at you (oh lord)

I see your a walrus of culture as well

The gamer hole?

First the hole, then the orbs, now the flood...

@@Nomadith you forgot "The Spoon"

That was a phenomenal reference ngl

Johnson's a perpetual! (Well, until he gets fukt by the lightbulb, but still!)

also, during the second mission where you rescue Keyes, Foe Hammer has many chances to send you reinforcements (even when you're on the ship atleast if you're in the cargo bay that you use to leave the mission later) and every time you get reinforcement? you get SGT. Johnson alongside them

Johnson died every possible chance he got because I decided exploding grunts and 2x explosions were brilliant choices to have enabled together

Another fun fact if Johnson gets in your warthog he will also spawn with another group of marines and you can get 2 Johnsons in your warthog.

I honestly believe that there is a SGT Johnson cloning chamber on the Pillar of Autumn. You have to use mods but in the opening cutscene with the Marines Johnson can be seen 4 times, not including the one giving the speech about Hula Hoops. He's driving 2 Warthogs and i think sitting on/next to the tanks. Maybe the Johnson from 2 and 3 are the original. :s

I'm not sure if rimmy actually hates it or what, because that'd be a shame since I really like the series. Yes it's extremely energetic and on some kind of LSD but that makes it suprisingly even more fun.

@@gentleshark972 Nah it's just him making fun of Zoran since he does some of the voices, 100%

WHEN

Nvm

It is him just making fun of zoran cause he has comments on a bunch of the episodes

He wanted to feel included

Those are commanding shots, good sir.

Oh yeah. That was a real wolfin' time.

At least there was no mention of wolf tits.

What?

Stealthyhunter 4th degree interdimensional warp fuckery

@@54lolman Have you no *wulves?*

To their credit, they are aware and are working on un-fucking the shaders, have been for a while.

@@void8617 This is something that should have been done *before* release

@@alecciarosewater7438 I cannot say you are wrong. Still though, for what was originally a gimmick, and a broken as shit one, too, they have done a lot of work.

It's not that bad, only really noticeable with a few of the textures. Notice that none of the casual players noticed until that video came out?

I knew something was fucky, but I only on 5:17 looked at these flat, wromg walls and realised, - this is just wrong.

I had that in Reach with my brother driving us off a cliff on the 4th mission next to a refinery. Was not a good day.

reminds me of the more recent rvb episodes.

You mean you repressed them

For me it was Halo 3 where my friend was stuck in a endless loop respawning over a cliff's edge. You could of made a mountain with the number of arbiter corpses

I managed to wedge the Warthog in the doorway that the Covenant close as you approach in The Silent Cartographer. It actually kept them from closing it, but the 'hog got stuck and when I got out Chief was blocked in between the doorway, wall, and read wheel. Checkpoint... Done.

I know it stupid.

yes its silly, guess Covenant like to ensure their officer POW dress in style

you underestimate the power of the pistol

Sam used requiem on rimmy

TheBean Connoisseur Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Sam: You will never reach the truth.

Also known as a Donkey Punch.

I can’t stop laughing as time is reset to the point where he’s punched in the head

Да, товарищ. Дont't forgwt about giving them tips in pure woдка.

@@KOTYAR0 As a tip? Of course.

Don’t you pay in boxes of surplus 7.62?

@@DP-fq7iy Rarely, they are expensive after all.

Actually it's between Rockwell and Roboto Slab but close enough

@@RimmyDownunder I mean I could have written that but then I'd have given away my hidden knowledge of fonts.

And Cortana in Halo 3. Fuck that level.

Think he meant gameplay-wise not story or cutscene wise,

@@TheCooldog halo 4 and 5 are bad explicitly for the reason of pulling you out of the gameplay, and it's only made worse by the fanfiction quality provided by 343's writing team

@@Gogglesofkrome I agree with 5, but I will always say that 4s story is great

@@Mobysimo I was talking about the librarian and the spartan sumo wrestling cutscenes explicitly. If we're talking about 4 in general, I think that its fine, but also that it's overrated since it's probably the only 'not terrible game' made by 343 in the past decade; it stands up alright as its own game but it will never surpass the original trilogy

I'm french and even I smirked a bit. *laughs in L1a1s for miles*

As an aussie, If someone see's him with that the cops will arrive very fast lol

@@lefr33man ....how are the gun laws in baguetteland? I literally just placed an order for a Chinese SKS over here in Hamburger Country, so when I saw this... on the one hand I really didn't want to be mean, but on the other....

@@turbowolf302 they are pretty run of the mill for a noguns leftist country (shooting licence, shooting range membership, etc), but the way they are implemented is pretty fucking retarded. but I can buy a PTRS-41 if I manage to find one, so that's nice I guess.

Laughs in BRRRRRRT!

American Renaissance pretty much but due to gun laws we couldn’t even get Airsoft so we have gelblasters where they fire little balls of gels

It looked to be a Midway point between paintball and airsoft when I googled it

Not really, they fire little balls of gel. I think airsoft is actually banned in Australia.

It is literally same as airsoft, except slightly weaker and fires a BB filled with gell, so it's basically paintball but with 6mm balls. Australia government, to this day, has been unable to respond *why* airsfot specifically is banned, No, really. It's not that they refuse, they literally can not give you a reason. All they can respond is "well it is"

this makes me worried for Rimmy cause you know how much of a shitfest RU-vid can pull

"that was the worst throw. ever. Of all time."

Ah so you knew yap yap as well?

Emphasis on the "tried" part.

we need to liberate him

Echo Delta We must invade Australia and free them from the CCP’s tyrannical influence.

If this was reddit, I'd give you gold.

Yare yare daza

I thought he was a gunnery sergeant?

Stacker is my boy.

@@retard6665 Halo CE, I think he was a Staff Sergeant. As of Halo 4, I believe he's a Sergeant Major.

I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence.

@@retard6665 Buck is a Gunnery Sergeant.

Ганс Пайпер airsoft is actually illegal in Australia. That's a gel blaster which fires a gel ball at a low velocity which is currently illegal in one state.

@@firestorm165 WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Holy shit. Sometimes i think that living in Russia is okay after that

@@firestorm165 damn, I hate antigun people. Hippie pussies

Ганс Пайпер mate don't get me started. The second highest classification we've got is "E" which includes machine guns and grenade launchers, our highest is "prohibited" where swords and airsoft live. Just to reiterate: it is easier to legally get a hold of a machine gun than a pointy metal stick

@@firestorm165 o_O okay than :D Sry, did not mean to offend you :D I just used to the fact, that there are a lot of leftist antigun governments right now. Btw, I've heard, thah Kingdom Come is banned is Australia. Is that true?

Excuse me as I go full halo nerd mode: Yes, the Pillar of Autumn has a bunch of refits done by Dr. Halsey, since it was being used for the Spartan’s mission of capturing a Prophet/finding the Covenant home world. The MAC gun was modified to use a lighter shell that splintered on impact, and had booster capacitors and energy recyclers on the length of the gun that allowed it to fire 3 shots in one charge. The engines were a new technology being tested, the engines lacked coolant, as it “used a slurry of ions, chilled to near absolute zero” to cool the engines, along with having 2 smaller engines to increase speed by 300%, outrunning any other ship in the fleet Her durability was the result of a design by a company over Mars that was later dropped, but the various reinforcements in the hull made it so the ship could still function after loss of 90% of its armor, and breaches to all compartments Finally, the ship had a massive supply of Archer missile pods, rivaling any ship in the fleet. The Pillar of Autumn was armed to the teeth, due to the highly dangerous, nearly downright suicidal, mission it was going to embark on before Reach fell, so it needed all the advantages it could get

@@austinmiller1097 Ahah, this is great! I, myself, didn't know a few of these things, mostly the engine stuff. As for the 90%- I thought that was a trait of the Halcyon-class, thanks to their honeycomb scheme!

That One Lass that is indeed the case, I realize that the way I phrased it made it seem as if I was saying that the honeycombed structure was a reform of Halsey’s, instead of a feature of the Halcyons, which wasn’t what I meant, so you are correct, apologies for the confusion.

Basically lol

Yeah, it was nerfed in the later games for a reason. Well, that and because you could snipe other players in MP pretty easily. IIRC it was 3-ish shots total. Lorewise, the 'Magnum' was pretty much a bolt pistol. HE large-bore rounds with light armour penetration capabilities.

@@sathra4036 "The M6 Magnum is either the world's largest pistol or the world's smallest rifle." -Some UNSC Officer who's name I can't remember.

That's not the pistol's power, it's just that the exposed Lek'golo were considered headshot points. The sniper can do the same.

Me and my friend are playing through atm Omg CE is pain compared to reach ngl

Did you not see the one with the crocalids?

@@FARBerserker please explain

@@jonniezodiac ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Nl_wgIIopCg.html

@@FARBerserker exactly, i saw the one with the crotalids where magnus turns australian, so now i want to know what happens if an actual australian goes into the warp. Would he sound normal again (read: non-australian) or would he become the mega aussie?

Aussies become Sly Marbo. The reason the warp still exists is because all the Slys are too busy fighting each other to kill the Chaos gods

The infection form embedded in their chest cavity counts as a weakness in CE too. Magnum can 1-2 shot it on Legendary. It's always consistently been like that throughout the series.

@@eazyv2069 I didn't know that, now I do, also I went through the flood levels with the shotgun and battle rifle the first time after I got the game.

I know right? I haven't seen Halo be popular since Halo 3 now I can't go a week without seeing a new halo video on my homepage. It's great.

those ships were under strict orders to disable and board the pillar of autum for intel reasons

I DID TOO AND IM SO HAPPY ALSO HALO LEGENDS WAS RAD AF

I didn't know hunters were the easiest enemies in the game, that get one shot by a pistol, until now XD

Especially Halo 4

I wanna see him absolutely shit on Halo 4 but at the same time it's better to just stop at Halo 3.

It's not even airsoft, because airsoft is banned in Australia too. He has a gel blaster AK, which is like airsoft, but the pellets are made of a weak gel, so they have a higher chance to break apart in the gun and make it malfunction.

I used to own a pre-ban AK (so automatic select fire) that I hunted with. Why? Coydog packs.

You Dare to have Commie Made Trash instead of American Forged AR-15 Goodness!?

@@cnlbenmc direct impingement is like shitting where you eat. Also DARPA is looking into new intermediate rounds and platforms, in the 6-8mm range with and without projectiles embedded deeper into the casing. AR platforms (like the M4, M16, M416) etc don't have the range, accuracy, and armor penetration of the 30 caliber cartridges used by AK pattern rifles (AKM family, SVD family, AK family)

cnlbenmc I’ll keep my Finnish range queen and there’s nothing you bubbas can do about it!

I had to scroll too far to find this.

Hello me from the past

Infinite was garbage and you both should've seen it coming

Why bother when people are gonna buy it anyway?

The PC division of the MCC team in 343 do not have access to trillions of dollars

@@lockyhocky2 I'm just paraphrasing the description, chief.