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Hammond, Clarkson and May Bad With Technology Compilation 

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Top Gear and Grand Tour stars being bad with tech as they are old and don't know how to do things. Hammond is hardly involved but kept him in.
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Episodes:
parking 11.5
11.4
14.7 BMW X6
22.1
Burma stickers
rover James 19.5
Maserati quattroporte 15.3
Spotify news 20.5
Nissan leaf 17.6
turn table radio episode 8.2
lexus lfa California 19.2
Peugeot satnav 22.5
USA road trip Ferrari 458 (blocked)
Clarkson farm zoom call

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@AsherSchmutz129
@AsherSchmutz129 2 года назад
For some reason, Richard saying “it’s 2006!” sounds more dated to me than Jeremy asking “Where’s the turntable?”.
@automation7295
@automation7295 2 года назад
How does Richard saying "It's 2006!" sound dated to you when it episode was filmed in 2006? People said "It's 2006" because it was the current year, just like people say "It's 2021" because it's the current year.
@alfie6098
@alfie6098 2 года назад
@@automation7295 remind me to invite you to my next party
@MrJust2times
@MrJust2times 2 года назад
@@automation7295 All your "friends" just keep you to laugh at you when you are not around.
@samwoodley1653
@samwoodley1653 2 года назад
@@automation7295 this comment feels so dated now that it's 2022
@La_sagne
@La_sagne 2 года назад
@@automation7295 what he meant is turntables are having quite a renaissance so they dont make it feel as old as proclaiming that "its 2006"
@AlexanderDiviFilius
@AlexanderDiviFilius 2 года назад
“… Manual, semi-automatic? Oh, these are the weapons.” One of my all-time favourite jokes from Top Gear. Absolute classic.
@modelreviews3705
@modelreviews3705 2 года назад
😂😂 My favourite line all the time
@shootingzen28fav
@shootingzen28fav 2 года назад
Just as good as when James once tried to launch a rocket with a lighter 😂
@gss6531
@gss6531 2 года назад
@@shootingzen28fav I think it's damp 🤣
@shootingzen28fav
@shootingzen28fav 2 года назад
@@gss6531 Haha yeah! 😂
@jezusmylord
@jezusmylord 2 года назад
or when james broke stalins house.
@hugo2762
@hugo2762 2 года назад
The law: You can't use your phone while driving because safety. Lexus: Have a mouse.
@nmgfan8090
@nmgfan8090 2 года назад
At least you won't be fiddling with pressing tons of buttons to get your destination onto your screen because the operator at lexus does it for you
@rogueuniversities6866
@rogueuniversities6866 2 года назад
@@justcows7772 Safety
@rogueuniversities6866
@rogueuniversities6866 2 года назад
@@justcows7772 Bigger, doesn't require you to hold it to your ear, but still dopey to make or receive phone calls while driving anyway
@joshuabruce9599
@joshuabruce9599 Год назад
@@justcows7772 It's a big touchscreen and it's a lot quicker and safer to tap something big on a screen and keep your eyes mostly on the road than to have to fiddle around and keep track of a mouse and drive at the same time. A large touchscreen console is arguably safer to use than a mouse. Or it is, in my mind, at least.
@streamingvideo6654
@streamingvideo6654 Месяц назад
Hopefully touchscreens will have textures or a tactile interface soon so you can feel them without looking (like old-school buttons).
@TheWeekendWarrior490
@TheWeekendWarrior490 2 года назад
That Lexus phone call was just magical. Jeremy was so damn pleased.
@Mar1s3z
@Mar1s3z 2 года назад
At first I think he thought that he was talking to some automated system or something, considering he just says the destination bluntly. But to his disbelief he was talking to an actual human that he can actually interact with sending him navs into his car. I also gasp a big no at the same to time as him lmao. It was absolutely brilliant.
@TheWeekendWarrior490
@TheWeekendWarrior490 2 года назад
@@Mar1s3z Having an actual human as a voice assistant is just amazing. Travels would never be the same.
@ano_nym
@ano_nym 2 года назад
@@techno1561 they probably have world wide/around the clock service. Your second point is definitely true though, although there's likely a normal navigation system there too.
@JimGames11746
@JimGames11746 Год назад
@@techno1561 it's a 300,000 dollar supercar, it definitely has 24/7 service
@Myztaix
@Myztaix Год назад
@@techno1561 Only someone with a lfa or work at Lexus can probably answer that.
@ickyy.
@ickyy. 2 года назад
May : do you use differential throttle or differential pitch? Clarkson : *yes*
@La_sagne
@La_sagne 2 года назад
programmers all over the world cheering
@zorilaz
@zorilaz Год назад
I gave you a like just to make it 666
@painlesszm1421
@painlesszm1421 Год назад
I removed my like just to leave you at 666
@TheWeekendWarrior490
@TheWeekendWarrior490 2 года назад
To be fair. That parking payment scheme was just plainly horrific. Whoever thought about that needs to be sent to the gulag.
@miss_baphomet
@miss_baphomet 2 года назад
there's a decent chance that it's deliberately obtuse to discourage people from parking there
@agentsus9681
@agentsus9681 Год назад
@randomguy9777 Instead of paying the parking fee through a meter like a normal person, you have to conduct payment online or through the phone. You saw Caleb struggling there, but to be fair we all would.
@DrewSavo
@DrewSavo 6 месяцев назад
I once spent so long on the phone on hold waiting to talk to the operator that by the time I got through, my girlfriend and her friend had finished shopping and were ready to leave.
@JaidenJimenez86
@JaidenJimenez86 5 месяцев назад
Given how cheap and prevalent contactless payments are, particularly for a local authority, I suspect you're right. Maybe not back when this was filmed, but in this day and age there's absolutely no reason to not provide contactless payment facilities. @@miss_baphomet
@Dondo26
@Dondo26 2 года назад
Hammond Clarkson and May laughing at each other's jokes compilation
@nicholasw.3488
@nicholasw.3488 2 года назад
What, dead on the lavatory?
@bigredbacon3398
@bigredbacon3398 2 года назад
Which arm have you broken?
@iant234
@iant234 2 года назад
@@bigredbacon3398 😂😂
@CT_97
@CT_97 2 года назад
Princess Diana had one of these
@Finetales
@Finetales 2 года назад
What seat do they put in as standard?
@guguigugu
@guguigugu 2 года назад
"what are you SAYING, woman??" the way he says that 😂😂
@elitemook4234
@elitemook4234 2 года назад
I'm now old enough that the 'I don't want to make an account, just let me use cash' part hits home.
@hypergram.
@hypergram. 2 года назад
Lexus: use our mouse to navigate through our complicated menus while driving, Also Lexus: let us connect you to our living breathing navigation assistant specifically for your LFA to help you
@walktroughman1952
@walktroughman1952 2 года назад
Who may or may not get all snarky at you when you can't input the directions yourself
@hukama6911
@hukama6911 2 года назад
whoever decides nipple mouse for UI control should be fired. honestly, ipod wheel or simple d-pad would have been so much better. I get that it took them 10 years, but still.
@tigerbot2480
@tigerbot2480 2 года назад
The fact that it actually calls someone who puts in the destination for you is hilarious
@ano_nym
@ano_nym 2 года назад
@@hukama6911 depends on how advanced the rest of the system is. I certainly prefer it over the touchpad on my Thinkpad.
@BostonBoy397
@BostonBoy397 Год назад
I wonder how much use those people get because there are so few LFAs and most of the few in existence are sat in garages to be rubbed with a diaper for the rest of their lives, only to be passed down to a son and sold soon after.
@Sweaty__Sheep
@Sweaty__Sheep 2 года назад
In the leaf: "It's talking..." 😂😂😂 It genuinely scared him lmao
@theflatghost1459
@theflatghost1459 2 года назад
Hahah, lol
@Tb0n3
@Tb0n3 2 года назад
He was truly shocked and disoriented.
@jaysmith1408
@jaysmith1408 2 года назад
I am blessed that my leaf does not do that
@InvagPrune
@InvagPrune 2 года назад
@@jaysmith1408 it does that in carwings mode which i think was discontinued a while ago
@velnoa
@velnoa 2 года назад
4:34 is hilarious to me, the “Wot?” is perfect
@TheDaxter11
@TheDaxter11 2 года назад
2:39 As someone who's 22 years old, I have no fucking clue what "Block 5A" means either.
@loic_vrbg
@loic_vrbg 6 месяцев назад
It's DAB+ radio
@mitchellsmith273
@mitchellsmith273 3 месяца назад
It’s to set ur presets for ur radio
@Skaitania
@Skaitania 2 месяца назад
I think it refers to the reactor block in the engine that will go into melt-down when you select that option. Or at least, that's what it sounds like.
@subie2831
@subie2831 Месяц назад
​@@loic_vrbg "DAB on it wagwan"
@ShooterMcGavin_
@ShooterMcGavin_ 2 года назад
To be fair, when Jeremy accidentally called and had his trip set up by phone, that would be amazing.
@nicandknacksandseans
@nicandknacksandseans Год назад
I love the lady who explained Spotify. “So if I said: ‘Roxanne’ it would play Roxanne” “…maybe…”
@BlindAndFrench
@BlindAndFrench 13 часов назад
Growing up is realising that was clearly an ad placement
@justinwilliams9291
@justinwilliams9291 2 года назад
These Hammond may and Clarkson compilations are the best
@elitegamer21005
@elitegamer21005 2 года назад
Agreed
@minicle426
@minicle426 2 года назад
...in the world...
@markcf83
@markcf83 3 месяца назад
Yesssssssssss......
@togmor
@togmor 2 года назад
have to agree with Jermy about cars not being old people friendly. My parents Volvo XC60 was totally ridiculous. They ended up hating what is a fairly good car. I found it a little challenging too, far far too many menus and needlessly over complicated. And I had even owned 3 Volvos myself, so you'd think it would follow similar controls, but no. Sold it after less than a year...
@RoodeMenon
@RoodeMenon Год назад
I laughed out loud when Jeremy's glasses slipped off mid task. 😂
@alfiebenzie2315
@alfiebenzie2315 2 года назад
Jeremy Clarkson "Let's not get bogged down" Compilation Please
@niksv4165
@niksv4165 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-vq4Z8TNV734.html
@DellDuckfan313
@DellDuckfan313 2 года назад
What's amazing is that the technology in this video is ALREADY totally outdated.
@prothomanjum8936
@prothomanjum8936 2 года назад
You tricked me into thinking my wifi wasnt working at 5:45
@athithyaraagul7296
@athithyaraagul7296 2 года назад
"Bagamento!?" 😂😭
@rotatrimon
@rotatrimon 2 года назад
We need a Jeremy Italian language compilation
@paulharries9558
@paulharries9558 2 года назад
The last clip is real time video of Clarkson uncertain that if he presses the wrong button, he'll either order a pizza or set off the nuclear weapons.
@chaorazul_4477
@chaorazul_4477 2 года назад
wow the E-car nissan just straight up blasts propaganda at you...
@devravi7049
@devravi7049 2 года назад
the lexus system is by far the best
@aitchhd9620
@aitchhd9620 2 года назад
Mad how Spotify has grown so much
@JBBrickman
@JBBrickman 2 года назад
I’ve never used it but I assume it’s terrible
@rufusgreenleaf2466
@rufusgreenleaf2466 2 года назад
Never used it once
@AGentleTree
@AGentleTree 2 года назад
@@JBBrickman spotify is great overall, i've used it for years, but we're all waiting on them to release lossless audio quality. and there's always the argument to be made for buying and owning music vs. a subscription model
@asari9731
@asari9731 2 года назад
@@JBBrickman I mean music for free
@gavcom4060
@gavcom4060 2 месяца назад
@@JBBrickmanboomer mentality “I don’t understand it so it must be terrible!” 😊
@WolvieX23
@WolvieX23 2 года назад
0:13 “Selecsión tóhn avèc boutòn blèugh… PAGMÈNTO!” 😂😂
@MattAutoMotive
@MattAutoMotive 2 года назад
That still picture of Clarkson at the end got me
@konstantinosbaritakis6238
@konstantinosbaritakis6238 Месяц назад
James: "So if you're trying to turn tight at low speed which is when your rudders aren't very effective do you use differential throttle or differential pitch?" Jeremy: "Yes"
@eurosonly
@eurosonly 6 месяцев назад
Clarkson has an actual boomer moment with the turn table dillema at the radio station lmao
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 2 года назад
Just recently got a birthday card from my brother which said "Remember when we were young and the only technical problem you could have with a Zoom was if it melted too quickly?"
@mitk01
@mitk01 2 года назад
It's not them being bad with technology. It's technology being badly designed.
@join_hybrid.discord
@join_hybrid.discord 2 года назад
Thanks for doing my idea
@gamingpalace876
@gamingpalace876 2 года назад
That Lexus for navigation accually calling a human is pretty cool instead of being distracted and even maybe causing an accident you just say where you wanna go and there you go
@mv-photo
@mv-photo 2 года назад
I’m only almost 30 and most of this tech stuff is incomprehensible & over complicated to me as well lol.
@L28ET
@L28ET 2 года назад
Jeremy did say you have to be a fetus to understand it
@hukama6911
@hukama6911 2 года назад
it's probably not you, and just bad design. up until recently most car manufacturers put extra consumer electronics for added value for the least r&d and resources. i think most of them didn't hire a ui designer for example.
@davidtaylor111
@davidtaylor111 2 года назад
You are correct it is over complicated for what it means to do because everyone spend so much time looking away from the road now just to navigate a giant screen on the dash
@CryosisOfficial
@CryosisOfficial 2 года назад
I'm 20 and most of it is meaningless jarble.
@na3044
@na3044 2 года назад
me neither. Shit, I'm 36, not 86!
@yasarmohammed01
@yasarmohammed01 Месяц назад
James: “Do you use throttle or pitch?” Jeremy: “Yuess”
@TheModManu
@TheModManu 2 года назад
This was probably one of the best ones
@kevinhillier8568
@kevinhillier8568 2 года назад
That first clip made me laugh so much 😂😂😂
@o_o-_-8639
@o_o-_-8639 2 года назад
5:55 literally my grandpa 😂😅…anyway have a nice day 🙂
@king-618-A
@king-618-A 2 года назад
God will bless u for these compilations
@adilmohammed6897
@adilmohammed6897 2 года назад
Jeremy, 47: "where's the turntable" Me, 17: "what's a turntable"
@thfreakinacage
@thfreakinacage 2 года назад
The sat-nav telephone download support thing is kind of cool, with one little drawback. If you arrive at the wrong location because you programmed it wrong. That's your fault. With that system, it's someone else's fault. A reasonable person would respond with "oh dear, I'll have to go back", but an American would sue them :P
@ComradeCowboy3141
@ComradeCowboy3141 Год назад
"Are there instructions?" "Yes, they're all in Russian."
@MathersMahmood
@MathersMahmood 2 года назад
The first one always comes to mind 🤣🤣🤣
@jacintahonner8213
@jacintahonner8213 6 месяцев назад
2:44 as the driver of a Fiesta, I can confirm that this radio is the worst thing I've ever used 😂 to this day, I don't know how I reset the radio stations, I just mashed enough buttons until it did something, and as for the ridiculous amount of buttons, the amount of times I go to make a phone call and not wanting to take my eyes off the road, I press the button I think is phone, and I end up changing the music source. I love my ST, but it could definitely do with a better radio. Oh, and I'm almost 30, so I can't say I'm just out of touch with new technology, not yet anyway.
@willch.2259
@willch.2259 2 года назад
To be fair, the first minute of this, with the parking and so forth, does seem like a pain. I'm sure it's at least somewhat better in the days of smartphones.
@BrendanP
@BrendanP 2 года назад
0:18 I love how they said "pagmento" in unison. Pagmento means payment.
@peaty32
@peaty32 Месяц назад
Jeremy and Anita - a love story for the ages
@Stuffthatsfunny1
@Stuffthatsfunny1 Год назад
To be fair to them the parking at the start was shocking
@initiqlxy
@initiqlxy Год назад
i love the volvo clip its so funny
@billmalec
@billmalec Год назад
Manual/semi automatic. Hilarious James May!
@manamemajeff6283
@manamemajeff6283 2 года назад
It's kinda sad seeing them getting older and older...
@ioannispoulakas8730
@ioannispoulakas8730 10 месяцев назад
this "whaaat" at 4:34 lol
@chrishicks7946
@chrishicks7946 2 года назад
3:29 staying alive, staying alive 🕺
@meepXmeept
@meepXmeept 2 года назад
cool picture at the end
@joaobaptista8377
@joaobaptista8377 2 года назад
I LOVE the Hovercraft one
@hansdietrich83
@hansdietrich83 2 года назад
Funilly enough the BMW I Drive Controller is now one of the most simple and predictable system in the industry
@calvinnguyen7059
@calvinnguyen7059 3 месяца назад
clarkson: how long have we been now May: all my life me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MEYH3M
@MEYH3M 9 месяцев назад
Every other company: gibberish Lexus: would you like a masage ?
@robertsteel3563
@robertsteel3563 2 года назад
"Well, what's the matter with money!?" That's so true!
@MegaChaos91
@MegaChaos91 2 года назад
To be fair... The Japanese and Russian parts aren't an issue with "technology", but with the language barrier.
@JeremiahPayne
@JeremiahPayne 2 года назад
To be fair, car entertainment systems can be pretty bad sometimes
@Josh3sh
@Josh3sh 2 года назад
0:55 was my favorite part
@suficer7827
@suficer7827 Год назад
5:05 "Hello, I hear you've had an accident and are entitled to compensation" "No, I've never had an accident, on foot or in a car, silly scam calls" "You will shortly, let me show you while I talk to you and distract you while control your car"
@mikestech1197
@mikestech1197 5 месяцев назад
In what episode was Jeremy talking about the volvo v40?
@merlin5476
@merlin5476 6 месяцев назад
Quite bizzare that new cars have a complete LCD display for hundreds of settings & sub menus to gawp at, but if you have a phone in your hand you can get jailed , hung drawn & quartered.
@georgemetz7277
@georgemetz7277 2 года назад
With a bit of Clarkson's Farm at the end with no audio. Having trouble with tech?
@Kevinduddo
@Kevinduddo 2 года назад
Copyright issues I bet
@abdulrehmanihsan
@abdulrehmanihsan 2 месяца назад
4:29 😂
@Robi2009
@Robi2009 2 года назад
I wonder who was more amazed: Jeremy in Lexus or that nice lady, when she found out she was talking to Clarkson :)
@JBBrickman
@JBBrickman 2 года назад
I got to say I’ve never even attempted to set the time on any car I’ve ever been in just too complicated just whatever it says I’ll just ignore it my whole time I have the car I just chec my phone and watch
@jackbotman
@jackbotman 6 месяцев назад
5:13 to be honest I would pay money for that service over an AI
@tiaanfranken6169
@tiaanfranken6169 2 года назад
Do a "phone call" one
@87654321j
@87654321j 2 года назад
Collision warning why'd you want to turn that off 😂 It's so true God knows why they put it in the system
@neox464
@neox464 10 месяцев назад
4:58 as a kind of a introvert I cannot express enough how much I don't want my navigation to do this
@prateekpanwar646
@prateekpanwar646 10 дней назад
It can be used as a therapy for you.
@joe125ful
@joe125ful 2 года назад
High tech dashboard:):)
@liams.5971
@liams.5971 2 года назад
Y'all missed like the second season when they were making fun of the internet lol
@La_sagne
@La_sagne 2 года назад
"i went on the internet and i found this"
@TheJanooby
@TheJanooby Год назад
i think its less of them being bad with technology and more of it being technology has become increasingly not user friendly
@Zogger568
@Zogger568 Месяц назад
My city recently turned our parking meters to card only and I hate it
@Marcinus95
@Marcinus95 4 месяца назад
For anyone wondering "Pagmento!" at the beginning means payment
@shalashaska9946
@shalashaska9946 2 года назад
"It knows where I am on the planet!"
@appapag7036
@appapag7036 2 года назад
In which episode did may and Clarkson drive the leaf and that electric Peugeot?
@niksv4165
@niksv4165 2 года назад
s17 ep 6. its in the description
@appapag7036
@appapag7036 2 года назад
@@niksv4165 thanks
@jamesl8640
@jamesl8640 2 года назад
Voice recognition compilation
@joermnyc
@joermnyc 2 года назад
Has anyone ever figured out what those 6 buttons on the back of the steering wheel are for?
@garryoak
@garryoak 2 года назад
I'm almost 30 and I hate technology.
@JayBeeLEEDS
@JayBeeLEEDS 2 года назад
Where's the turntable 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂
@starryfriend2511
@starryfriend2511 2 года назад
why is the last bit no audio meaning no sound
@jeremyfong5684
@jeremyfong5684 2 года назад
0:05 "Flag minus plus is"
@emmaj19899
@emmaj19899 2 года назад
What episode was the Volvo v40? 2:26
@thebetternobs
@thebetternobs 2 года назад
Its the old people carrier...probably season 19
@top_banananaplays
@top_banananaplays 2 года назад
Clarkson Hammond and May NOT being smug
@JaidenJimenez86
@JaidenJimenez86 5 месяцев назад
Today you just plug your phone into the car, it's paired automatically, and you just use Siri/Google/whatever and tell it to do whatever, and they generally get it right. I imagine Jeremy still struggles.
@johnryan-he2ru
@johnryan-he2ru 2 года назад
The last time i parked in London all you had to do was put a shilling in the meter, easy.
@newguy3588
@newguy3588 Год назад
I'd just leave the car at that point and get a ticket.
@afrimakki7700
@afrimakki7700 2 года назад
Please do "easiest thing I've ever done" compilation :-)
@kennethdavies6265
@kennethdavies6265 2 года назад
If you're 85 these are just blurred heiroglyphics hahahaha
@TvTriangel
@TvTriangel 2 года назад
The lady from the call must have put down the phone and said to her coworkers "you know what ? You wouldn't believe who I just had on the phone"
@miaugato93
@miaugato93 2 года назад
Tbf the second one is arcane af. I'd not bother.
@Uberdude6666
@Uberdude6666 2 года назад
How about Hammond, Clarkson and May falling over and catching fire-compilation? Oh wait you can't just upload the entire show on youtube, can you
@evanmcmaster3900
@evanmcmaster3900 Год назад
i dont even think a 14 year old could use idrive, i work on cars and am very tech savvy and that shit gives me headaches anytime i have to use it
@Robyamdam
@Robyamdam 2 года назад
Top gear has better characters than the Inbetweeners
@_zigger_
@_zigger_ 2 года назад
Hammond, Clarkson and Bim
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