Hammond, Clarkson and May Genius Ideas Compilation

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Top gear and grand tour stars explaining their genius inventions/ideas. some additional genius quotes that Clarkson says
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Episodes
electric geoff generator 14.2
expanding motorhome 15.4
9.3 shower
India toilet
Bolivia
Ukraine race 21.3
Africa handbrake
gt motorhomes gt3.8
alfa Romeo vs jet ski 21.2
rover James 19.5
gt1.7 dune buggy
co2 13.5
rocket bicycle 21.5
10.2 stability
limos 9.6
reliant robin stabiliser 15.1
Patagonia satnav
Richard Hammond Burma shower

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@OhZech 3 года назад

Old Top gear is simply the greatest show to ever exist

@joshmadden6976 3 года назад

Aye that is true

@danieldavies4817 3 года назад

Amen

@ChrisSalvatoreProductions 3 года назад

I Agree 100%

@terrier_productions 3 года назад

Agreed

@SapphicSaphira 2 года назад

bbc really missed out on not buying grand tour

@michaelgreen4321 3 года назад

Is anyone else mad they didn’t keep the clip of the log smashing the back windshield when he says “sometimes my genius it’s almost frightening”

@Jcreek201 3 года назад

Disliked the video just for leaving that bit out.

@Paul-kd3bc 3 года назад

Exactly my thoughts aswell!

@olliefenwick1212 3 года назад

Jcreek201 it’s a genius ideas compilation, not gonna show that is it?

@real_smilegamez 3 года назад

@@olliefenwick1212 Every idea is genius until it goes wrong

@beno9023 3 года назад

Jcreek201 4:00

@tim__drozd 3 года назад

“I honestly believe that sometimes my genius..., it generates gravity.” - Jeremy Clarkson

@netweed09 3 года назад

So does my Pasta Copier

@balzakgrijper 3 года назад

I think because it's so dense

@filipbitala2624 3 года назад

“Yes that”

@disclaimer.imjokin 2 года назад

Thanks. Forgot who said it

@benmakenzie5481 2 года назад

His farming is amazing entertainment

@somoneontheinternjet3757 3 года назад

"The water reservoir is currently collecting clean rain water" "Hammond that's a bucket"

@PoxMuffin 3 года назад

It definitly collected some golden rain at some point

@o.b.7217 2 года назад

Small minded people may call it a bucket, geniuses call it a water reservoir.

@halo129830 2 года назад

The solider seemed to call dibs on the bucket he must be on to something.

@JakeLikesTech 2 года назад

@@PoxMuffin Very WARM golden rain.

@karenmarsh1067 2 года назад

@@JakeLikesTech I can taste the nature

@CuBeKiDxD 3 года назад

James: uses technical knowledge in letting air out of his tires and disconnecting the sensor in his engine. Hammond: duck tapes his doors closed and swerves around. Continues to win the challenge.

@Ash-si5gi 3 года назад

you can tell he's hick

@yolkiandeji7649 3 года назад

It’s because its the Dacia Sandero. It has unlimited endurance.

@j4ff4c3ks1 3 года назад

well, i dunno... the challenge was to run out of fuel, not to get arrested for reckless driving

@davideaezakmi9530 3 года назад

If I remember correctly he was stopped by the police and kept the car at max rpm the entire time lmao

@LeaveTheMark_YT 3 года назад

*Duct tape

@szillar3283 3 года назад

I love how nearly all of them get sabotaged or go wrong

@nothajzl 3 года назад

It’s their trademark - everything always goes wrong 😁

@DoBap_ 3 года назад

The point is that the ideas are good, the execution on the other hand... 😂

@TraustiGeir 3 года назад

The Toyboata and Nissan cross-channel ferry worked quite well, the only problem was that Clarkson was at the helm.

@ETr4d3 3 года назад

@@nothajzl except Oliver

@JohnPaul-sh7hh 3 года назад

@@nothajzl ambitious but rubbish

@paraskevaspapantonakis 3 года назад

Sometimes my genius is almost frightening Jeremy Clarkson

@mrhighboost8474 3 года назад

It actually generates gravity

@patrikpaller14 3 года назад

Sometime i stagger even myself with my genius

@stereotypicalsniper4333 3 года назад

@@Lorddonen you can smell my genius

@ryanmann1416 3 года назад

A few miles later......

@GryphLane 3 года назад

@@mrhighboost8474 It's not genius that's generating gravity 😂😂😂

@MrHardrichard 3 года назад

"It's a genius solution to a problem that shouldn't exist" James May on Jeremy Clarkson's limo pully system

@TraustiGeir 3 года назад

If I remember correctly, one of them got rug burn using that thing.

@historytank5673 3 года назад

@@TraustiGeir Jeremy got carpet burn

@jacobrumens9601 Год назад

@@historytank5673 HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY WIFE?!

@historytank5673 Год назад

@@jacobrumens9601 *insert Richard, James and possibly camera crew laughing*

@justinwilliams9291 3 года назад

Clarkson genius is almost frightening

@adrielsebastian5216 3 года назад

It generates gravity after all

@deathlift777 3 года назад

@Justin Williams 😅😅😅

@bart869 3 года назад

In fact, I can almost hear it

@paulnicoll1791 3 года назад

Is his genius frightening or just clarkson

@edgiestofcars 3 года назад

He sometimes surprises himself

@weonvirtual 3 года назад

I can't believe the gravity of Clarkson's genius has made one of the first amphibian vehicles in gta online

@reallyFrogman 3 года назад

2 of the first

@fivespeed42 3 года назад

they have his little stabilizer bars you can add to the 3 wheeled Reliant Robin in Forza

@thefiestaguy8831 3 года назад

A bit like "Ann car"... allegedly owned by Anne Frank.

@SharpAsABricc 2 года назад

@@thefiestaguy8831 *A Frank

@Matt90Nine 3 года назад

Compilation of their deaths - e.g. Richard crashing his teenage car and James driving the Bentley of a cliff in Albania

@DeanMoxley87 3 года назад

Or all 3 of them having a crash in the £100 cheap car challenge. The look on James face when he’s asked to crash on purpose

@zenithkaijaou4182 3 года назад

Or when they kept dying in that special forces training ground in Jordan.

@adamscy_2748 3 года назад

Well we all know that 99% of the video revolves around Hammond

@legiblegraph2572 3 года назад

Hammond driving into someones living room in a rimac

@EDPistons 3 года назад

incT has done that

@billybadgerdad3673 3 года назад

I think that Jeremy’s first thought when it comes to modification is to create a bathroom/toilet.

@naliinsuthakaran2967 2 года назад

with a shower ofc

@nazarboghosian 2 года назад

@@naliinsuthakaran2967 ofc

@kaylawheezy 2 года назад

I was just thinking the same thing!! A potty is needed when you least expect it!!

@KevinKickChannel 2 года назад

Oh come on, you need somewhere to wee or vomit in after some drinking

@user-vy9mk7um1b Год назад

Well, that's real genius from his side. Daily needs will hit you anywhere, and he is prepared for this.

@GuninGames 3 года назад

Do a "watch this" compilation

@benzzodude 3 года назад

That’s a lot of crashing

@KSE828 3 года назад

It’d be all Jeremy.

@prilsk1022 3 года назад

@@KSE828 probably

@prilsk1022 3 года назад

Or do a *but wait theres more* compilation

@incTG 3 года назад

i have made it.

@Avetho 2 года назад

Its cool how Jeremy has influenced games, too. GTA has his Toybota Hilux while Forza has his Reliant Robin anti-rollover wheels.

@NeoJ4K3 2 года назад

I didn't know about the toyboata

@paparoach007 2 года назад

I remember playing a Forza game years ago were Clarkson narrated when the player would examine cars more closely or does specific things and he would say some cool things, can't remember exactly which game but I remember listening every time he spoke. Also, old TopGear was the greatest thing on TV at the time, always will be a national treasure, not like nowadays TopGear sadly.

@Avetho 2 года назад

@@paparoach007 Yeah, it was Forza Motorsport 4, Clarkson narrated the intro to the game and the Autovista, and in Horizon 4 and Motorsport 7 you can play as "The Stig's Digital Cousin" while he was also a character in the Forza games beforehand.

@CoolAndrew89 2 года назад

GTA also has his Quadski, Americanized with dual machine guns

@Avetho 2 года назад

@@CoolAndrew89 Americanized and ready to defend our Constitution! Hell yeah brother XD Now we just need his Leaning Tower of Citroen, mount an MG turret on the top floor and we got us some APCs lol

@Chanannagins 3 года назад

"a hybrid is a normal car for fools" is one of my favorite quotes from Clarkson

@hybridAbsol 2 года назад

Its true actually

@Lincolntowncoupe 2 года назад

He should have thrown in "a much more expensive car"

@DavidSanchez-wz4co 2 года назад

These guys have a chemistry thats just unmatched in any show

@ArcienPlaysGames 2 года назад

I love that while most of these ideas are batshit insane, some of them aren't all that bad. The extra wheels for the three-wheeler was pretty nifty, and by Jeremy's frighteningly clever mind, it's technically still a three-wheeler.

@DrSlasher 3 года назад

I really liked both Hammond's kitchen Subaru from the TG Africa Special and May's Pub RV from the GT Nevada Special. Thing is, though, that both were running on dirt roads so the constant shaking basically ruined them. But the execution of both the ideas was pretty damn impressive.

@defeqel6537 3 года назад

I agree with the pub (especially with some minor modifications), but I can't remember the Subaru ever making much sense.

@DrSlasher 3 года назад

@@defeqel6537 both Subaru kitchen and Volvo shed would be good for a journey through Africa but yeah, they didn't see much use

@guywhocantgrowabeard 2 года назад

All three vehicles from the africa episode were pretty impressively engineered, imo.

@GTMQ8 2 года назад

“Sometimes if you listen very carefully, you can hear my genius”. Jeremy Clarkson.

@mattispetersen9643 3 года назад

8:29 'Thanks to these stabilisers it can't roll over' *kicks stabilisers* *stabilisers wobble*

@WaffleShortage 2 года назад

the brilliance is that it then actually works even as they are wobbling everywhere lmao

@Bird_Dog00 2 года назад

Ah, Jeremy Clarkson. His genius is surpassed only by his modesty...

@TheGuitarMan71 3 года назад

Do you have a compilation of “an book” or “a aminal” or those sayings Lmaoo

@cal7489 3 года назад

“An river”

@incTG 3 года назад

this is.. an van

@fazza2104 3 года назад

An horse

@maxesandaces9248 3 года назад

A ant, too.

@g.espichan 3 года назад

An cow

@swagjosif8606 3 года назад

James may: " i use more fuel" Literally goes 30mph at 1500 rpm

@zacharywald 3 года назад

That’s flat out for James

@alainsterckx9154 3 года назад

@@zacharywald and from the trio, it's May (captain slow) who has driven the fastest

@zacharywald 3 года назад

@@alainsterckx9154 yep

@darthos6257 3 года назад

@@alainsterckx9154 Hammond reached 314.4mph before the jet powered dragster crashed, which would make him the fastest, no?

@Lucky-yh5np 3 года назад

@@alainsterckx9154 Hammond flew out of a turn during a jaguar review at 460km/h I think he has goen the fastest

@shivekaniruth5402 3 года назад

4:09 little did Jeremy know, he created one of the most iconic memes of all time.

@nolimits300 2 года назад

Let's not forget they broke the British speed record for amphibious vehicle!! And Jeremy was driving of course!

@binbag3924 3 года назад

I swear top gear has an indescribable chaotic energy that I wish was more prevalent in more shows

@bimojohanbaskara 3 года назад

The way jeremy used words " sometimes my genius generates gravity " i know he really a genius

@AliKazi 3 года назад

Richards shower 🚿 arrangement at the end just reminds me of the time when James and Jeremy pissed in it to get back at Hammond 🤣 and he's taking a shower saying oh it's actually warm 😅

@strangelee4400 3 года назад

"you can actually taste the sunshine!"

@Alpha-Xioxis Год назад

Golden rain

@stanleygolez5367 3 года назад

4:07 one of the most iconic moment in History

@zeeka9047 3 года назад

You know you're in for something when Jeremy says "what I've done here"

@tfchallenger70 3 года назад

I'm happy to own season 10 to 22 of top gear on dvd

@bakedmomo5693 3 года назад

i'd say that's genius right there

@harjatalonen3467 3 года назад

Lucky you! Enjoy it

@Fabianwew 3 года назад

I've got it all digital.

@tomatotom984 3 года назад

If the internet goes down, atleast top gear vids will continue to exist

@dimitar.bogdanov 3 года назад

@@Fabianwew Please try to make some sort of physical backup - digital can go down any day.

@d1ddle 2 года назад

"Think of it as a Hybrid" "Hybrids are normal cars but for fools" - Jeremy Clarkson (When they made an electric car which was charged by an off the shelf diesel generator)

@7-Mikaela-7 2 года назад

8:29 that actually worked so well it was modification in fh3 for that reliant Robin (I think I'm not sure) and those stabilizers actually worked so well in the game

@willch.2259 2 года назад

I'm so glad I grew up with this show. Sunday nights on BBC2 and as many reruns as you could physically watch on Dave.

@RedTheMandalorian Год назад

"Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius." -Jeremy Clarkson

@swaggydraggy69 2 года назад

I like how almost all of Jeremy’s modifications involve bathroom commodities

@tubularap 3 года назад

1:28 - That toilet seat invention should not be laughed at. The toilet-roll on the antenna, come on ... brilliant !! Even James May was stunned :-)

@forcecaptainoverlordsuprem2964 2 года назад

Wouldn't the tissue just open up as you drive and end

@navdeepsingh433 Год назад

I’m surprised this video is not 4 hours long. Everything these men did was genius

@hielikepie1301 3 года назад

This video is genius

@dios.9586 3 года назад

It’s almost frightening.

@jimtaylor294 3 года назад

It's generating gravity.

@banihin 3 года назад

It staggers ourselves

@benbean2866 3 года назад

"The scope of my engineering knows no boundaries" - Jeremy Clarkson

@sondrekjos365 2 года назад

4:52 to be honest that bumper in the front is a actually a genius idea for people who cant park lol

@WebsterMLetso 3 года назад

"Sometimes if you listen very carefully, you can hear my genius" ~ Jeremy Clarkson This video is gold, man! 😂😂😂😂👌🏽

@edwardburek1717 3 года назад

With the jet-propelled pushbike, the Reliant Robin stabilisers, the XJS toilet, and possibly the first ever air-cooled Rover V8 engine, Clarkson's genius is truly terrifying...

@brandondavid321 2 года назад

The wooden hand brake to me is the most hilarious idea any of them have had. That clips makes me cry every time!

@Kaiimei 3 года назад

5:09 It's awesome seeing a place that you've lived before. That's Westbourne for those of you interested. To the left is a nice pub, and almost directly behind the camera and across the road...and a few doors down, is an apartment block I used to live in. Always interesting to see a place you recognize =D Though when I lived there there wasn't a Blockbuster there, and the place to the left of the letting agent was a breakfast place, not a restaurant.

@zantheros4927 3 года назад

4:06 The moment you were all looking for.

@hughthompson4846 3 года назад

This 9 minutes was better than all of new Top Gear by miles

@secretbaguette 3 года назад

They are making a new one with potential for once. Same airfield, new team of british men, similar/same stunts and gags, including the infamous bond car.

@hughthompson4846 3 года назад

@@secretbaguette For me, I can't stand Paddy or Freddie as presenters of the show, their knowledge and humour is poor for a car show. I'm sure if they use the same formula over and over they might find a worthy replacement someday

@secretbaguette 3 года назад

@@hughthompson4846 Yeah, they've been getting better and better hosts though.

@marcuspoosz2190 2 года назад

@@secretbaguette still won't be the same as these 3 fellas

@dannydevito6472 3 года назад

Best line"Sometimes if you listen carefully you can hear my genius"

@TechBaffle 3 года назад

1:56 The loo roll round the aerial is genius 😂

@bloxboy600 2 года назад

3:49 im pretty sure we all know this goes VERY well

@therealbfunke 3 года назад

The accents always made me feel like it was what James Bond’s engineering teams were doing before the movie started

@devonmarks1451 3 года назад

I can’t unimagine it

@coreybrooks3493 3 года назад

Clarkson, Hammond and May genius ideas: 9 minutes 13 seconds Clarkson, Hammond and May non-genius ideas: 17 years

@louisbaker4362 2 года назад

"At some point on this trip, Hammond's Bombay doors are going to break". Dead! 😂

@Terrezio 2 года назад

Only a true genius can come up with such genius quotes about how genius his genius is. It's genius.

@oliverhooper435 3 года назад

1:03 James does his best impression of the storm trooper hitting his head but also manages to trip up at the same time

@-emptyer- 2 года назад

The log is honestly the most genius thing Clarkson ever made

@michaelmerrett7705 3 года назад

“Sometimes my genius....it’s almost frightening....”

@VegitoBlueYT 3 года назад

it generates gravity

@troyandrade435 3 года назад

It knows no bounds

@binbag3924 3 года назад

Sometimes if you listen carefully... you can hear my genius

@dbdz9736 Год назад

Jeremy describing his genius is hilarious, not that its in doubt but the way he describes it is just funny.

@atlascore6247 3 года назад

4:08 4:22 4:48 6:00 6:51 The amount of genius in this clip is immeasurable

@joshlee9336 3 года назад

Yes

@MrOnboard 2 года назад

I like how Hammond is actually amazed that Clarkson has a complete bathroom on his side doors.

@federicopavan4793 3 года назад

Sometimes I think Clarkson is just a human reincarnation of Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius

@osmango19 Год назад

Kind sound the same

@RTMZ06 3 года назад

9:05 "Golden Rain"

@samuelpacheco5948 3 года назад

You can taste the difference

@loneshadow503 3 года назад

Someone who get it

@ryanmann1416 3 года назад

“It’s actually warm....”

@oom9644 3 года назад

@@ryanmann1416 “Sun warmed, fresh rainwater”

@ColinGLogan 9 месяцев назад

James' reaction to Jeremy's boot-toilet is so great, you see him get ready to give him an absolute roasting for doing something stupid, and then he just can't think of any objections because it's a decent idea.

@egelik225 2 года назад

5:35 thats actually... a pretty good idea.

@mattspychala7251 2 года назад

I think Jeremy puts a bathroom in every single modification he does lol

@DaveWasHere112 2 года назад

1:56 that’s actually genius, it even looks nice with the wooden texture

@aaronmarcengill6875 3 года назад

7:00 the oppressor mark 1

@Kain128 3 года назад

Now do a part 2 of all of these going wrong.

@netweed09 3 года назад

Lol

@theone4821 3 года назад

Do a "Some say..." compilation of Jeremy talking about the Stig.

@bamboopyanda 3 года назад

Out of the hundreds of hours of content they produced, only 9 minutes were good ideas

@hassan123456killa 2 года назад

flippping miss these specials they were a level above all other shows. A true classic we'd be able to tell our kids about.

@wonderland.6 Год назад

the flare and balloon idea is actually crazy genius

@ariyaikhsan1642 3 года назад

The scope of Clarkson's engineering genius is knows no bounds. That is fact...

@CRAiCED. 3 года назад

I need a "YEEeeEeEesSsSs" compilation from Jeremy

@blaine6966 2 года назад

Clarkson saying Yeeesss like that is just pleasing to the ear

@alanvanasch4793 2 года назад

"How do you get that underneath it?" "You drop it down through the slot like you do on a dinghy" "That's a whoppa" I don't know why but that's one of my favorite exchanges on this show

@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816 3 года назад

Their genius is.... its almost frightening

@ibra1200 2 года назад

old top gear in itself pure genius, it must’ve been difficult to compress the video to 9 minutes

@keepgoing1973 Год назад

These 3 were the best in television history

@egunezasca2036 Год назад

I am watching this video randomly and I just realized that we have been owning these two cars in our familly like almost forever: 8:14

@thaiyengovender930 3 года назад

"Collecting fresh water" famous last words

@noxsiacnumberxv5718 2 года назад

Okay, but the flare/balloon box is actually a pretty great idea.

@nirfz Год назад

Less so, if you parked your car underneath any kind of roof. (With the falre you would set it on fire. Ok, yes, technically you would be able to find it that way...)

@chrisoddy8744 11 месяцев назад

Yeah, the flare is gonna be great to use in a multi-storey 😂

@Tode420 Год назад

i love how this genius compilation is one of the shortest compilations that you have done

@shelbykingnfs7216 3 года назад

Gotta hand it to these lads, many of these are actually very clever

@shelvoyt1565 3 года назад

Video idea: compilation of their genius working but eventually fails

@ToyotaCamrySEv 3 года назад

That’s essentially this video lol

@shelvoyt1565 3 года назад

@@ToyotaCamrySEv only some parts of this video feature fails

@aloisblazit0053 3 года назад

Almost every time lmao

@damonderp 3 года назад

You just spoiled part 2 of this video

@shelvoyt1565 3 года назад

@@damonderp can't exactly spoil something that hasn't been considered made or in production yet tbh

@mapk1516 3 года назад

Do a compilation of everytime they say 'Ambitious and for the first time, successful'. Or everytime they go "this is the first time all three of us agree/like each other's cars"

@SR-cp1eo 3 года назад

I think that would consist of 2 videos.

@James-dn1hu 3 года назад

I’m convinced I’ve seen every single top gear with these three

@aromafromheaven 3 года назад

Great vid..You were one of my first inspirations to start my own channel.for real thanks so much.God bless.

@Junebug89 3 года назад

The log handbrake I actually thought was genius. There just needed to be some sliiight modifications to avoid the disaster that came afterwards.

@SonicMLPNascarFan5 3 года назад

Idea: Compilation of them looking at beautiful areas or venues

@KelticTim 2 года назад

Holy shit. Look how young they are! I just discovered these dopes on The Grand Tour, good to know there’s loads and loads more to watch

@covbees 3 года назад

"At some point on this trip, Hammond's Bombay Doors are gonna break. We KNOW this." Love it

@joebingham9786 3 года назад

Love that for most of these ideas they went wrong moments later

@randomplayer3467 3 года назад

4:08 to 4:11 the meme

@ivorharden 3 года назад

There will never be a show like this on terrestrial television again.

@SalvageMasterEssex 3 года назад

@ Miss Piggy, some might argue that's a good thing. All that licence payers money not being wasted on crap TV. The Grand Tour is also rubbish, just a rehash of everything they did previously on BBC only 10 times more money wasted on it. 3 old gits getting paid millions to act like morons - they must be laughing all the way to the bank lol.

@ivorharden 3 года назад

@@SalvageMasterEssex so what do you regard as good tv?