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Top Gear and Grand Tour stars go shopping for goods/food and the Stig is also amongst this compilation
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@matussa
@matussa 2 года назад
Jeremy and James shopping = old married couple Jeremy and Richard = mischievous teenagers Richard and James = two hungover blokes
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 Год назад
All three of them: Slightly crazed gang of middle-aged teenagers
@EzraEel05
@EzraEel05 Год назад
Both these comments are true lol
@RAKESH-xw9xm
@RAKESH-xw9xm 9 месяцев назад
All 3 comments here are true lol
@zacharyhicks6237
@zacharyhicks6237 2 месяца назад
All five of these commments are false. Who will you ask your question to to pass through the door?
@theburpman8006
@theburpman8006 Месяц назад
That is actually true
@_KaiTheGamer_
@_KaiTheGamer_ 3 года назад
"It's a bottle opener!?" "IT OPENS *BEER* !" "WE WANT THEM!"
@lonerider92
@lonerider92 2 года назад
Every man ever going on a camping trip with his guy friends.
@rufusgreenleaf2466
@rufusgreenleaf2466 2 года назад
@Taiga 🤣
@krisnaputramaulidan2843
@krisnaputramaulidan2843 2 года назад
@Taiga muslims lmao?
@ramdomy_boi9049
@ramdomy_boi9049 2 года назад
@@krisnaputramaulidan2843 they make up for it with amazing beards
@krisnaputramaulidan2843
@krisnaputramaulidan2843 2 года назад
@@ramdomy_boi9049 yeah idk how arabs have those godly beards but i want to get that someday
@Joentac
@Joentac 3 года назад
"do you have an expensive aunt?." - *James May.*
@bonelesspizza5545
@bonelesspizza5545 3 года назад
that's a subtitle problem, he nailed it.
@petertaylor4980
@petertaylor4980 3 года назад
That was Hammond, and although it may have sounded like cara tía it was obvious that he was asking for a carretilla.
@theepicosityofpizza
@theepicosityofpizza 3 года назад
Also technically "expensive aunt" should be tía cara not cara tía
@swedish_vikings
@swedish_vikings 3 года назад
But where is your legs tho?
@guillermoirigoin2647
@guillermoirigoin2647 3 года назад
"Caratia" to lift your cara tía
@wilfstor3078
@wilfstor3078 3 года назад
1:09 as a Canadian, watching two brits getting lost with all the cool stuff that you don't need at Canadian Tire makes me laugh.
@Thedarkside379
@Thedarkside379 2 года назад
Are you suggesting that you don't need a bottle Opener?? 😮
@arandomsupra
@arandomsupra 2 года назад
It opens beer
@cinnamonrollypoly
@cinnamonrollypoly 2 года назад
You do, in fact, need a "brushy brushy" with your "scrapy scrapy", lol.
@Ctofer93
@Ctofer93 2 года назад
@@Thedarkside379 most Canadians already have a few on their person at all times. ;P
@mrcoolize
@mrcoolize 2 года назад
@@Ctofer93 at least 3 in the car even in summer
@colintosh5417
@colintosh5417 3 года назад
If Clarkson and May split up who gets custody of Hammond?
@sandasturner9529
@sandasturner9529 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@colintosh5417
@colintosh5417 3 года назад
@@sandasturner9529 tell me about it some people just simply ask for a like and get thousands I can see why you got a highlighted reply cos you made a really good point, I like what you have got to say for yourself
@sandasturner9529
@sandasturner9529 3 года назад
Thanks
@ismaeel5051
@ismaeel5051 3 года назад
@@colintosh5417 LMAO
@nht2071994
@nht2071994 3 года назад
The Stig will keep Hammond
@gbmgaming
@gbmgaming 3 года назад
Clarkson: ranting about Europeans haggling *Cuts to Hammond haggling*
@bigbang1331
@bigbang1331 3 года назад
He dropped by 50 too
@janis7077
@janis7077 3 года назад
@@bigbang1331 That's how you're supposed to do it, if you're clearly a foreigner in South East Asia the price will probably be at least 3x higher than it should be.
@PerfectAlibi1
@PerfectAlibi1 3 года назад
@@janis7077 Clarkson complains it was haggling over ONE dollar! He didn't care, that's barely pocket change to him... XD
@angela.luntian
@angela.luntian 3 года назад
@@PerfectAlibi1 man might have larger wallets but 20 pounds is still 20 pounds
@guyfieri148
@guyfieri148 3 года назад
@@angela.luntian I ain't gay but £20 is £20
@AlekWheeler
@AlekWheeler 3 года назад
The fact Hammond actually does buy the “chair” May and Clarkson mock him for buying as a chair...brilliant.
@TkoPunches
@TkoPunches 3 года назад
It's scripted, mate.
@jakanz
@jakanz Год назад
@@TkoPunches It's still funny, mate.
@englishatheart
@englishatheart Год назад
​@@jakanz No one said it wasn't funny, mate. But op seems to think it authentically happened like that.
@LASAGNA_LARRY
@LASAGNA_LARRY 11 месяцев назад
The entirety of Top Gear is scripted. They laughed they’re asses off when they won a British TV award for “best unscripted show”. Still the GOAT comedy show from BBC.
@adrianvg12
@adrianvg12 3 года назад
The translation of “carretilla” (wheelbarrow) as “expensive aunt” (cara tía) killed me 😂
@robbutterill1426
@robbutterill1426 3 года назад
it is so similar😂 do you have an aunt
@strawberrypencl
@strawberrypencl 2 года назад
Is the double L in carratilla pronounced as Ls like in English or Ys like in Spanish? Idk what language it is lol
@GoobGloop
@GoobGloop 2 года назад
@@strawberrypencl it pronounced like a y
@TheRuddster95
@TheRuddster95 2 года назад
@@strawberrypencl yeah it's Spanish lol
@kiramutoujaeger
@kiramutoujaeger Год назад
How to pronounce that word?
@alc-d4163
@alc-d4163 3 года назад
Hammond: "Can I have Cod 'n' Chips 75 times please?" Shop Owner: *Sweats Nervously*
@lavistalimited4747
@lavistalimited4747 3 года назад
Snack?
@reubenbell1980
@reubenbell1980 3 года назад
@nope not me Have*
@PoxMuffin
@PoxMuffin 3 года назад
I used to work in a holiday park fish and chip shop and I had an order that was pretty similar to that the bill came out to about 800 quid xD
@Alexander_l322
@Alexander_l322 3 года назад
So the shop owner should start saying cod and chips 75 times over 🤣
@unitedforever9291
@unitedforever9291 3 года назад
Good old holiday park chippy..... literally a handful of chips with a strip of.batter on the top 😂
@JessidGallardo
@JessidGallardo 3 года назад
"Scrapie scrapie, brushie brushie" I love that
@nothajzl
@nothajzl 3 года назад
Useless info: i watched that episode for the first time yesterday (and today i see that bit in a compilation)
@thurnishaley1481
@thurnishaley1481 3 года назад
Apti Newim what episode is that
@nickgarfield6873
@nickgarfield6873 3 года назад
@@thurnishaley1481 series 22 episode 6
@thurnishaley1481
@thurnishaley1481 3 года назад
Nick Garfield thanks my guy
@foraminuteforaminute4056
@foraminuteforaminute4056 3 года назад
For some reason that sounds naughty.
@MartHommes
@MartHommes 3 года назад
James: Talks foreign language so the guy can understand Guy that can actually speak English: I do not understand
@chelnahtheegghead
@chelnahtheegghead Год назад
6:43 Jeremy saying, “HIV what?” never fails to get me. 😂
@baggie_woodman
@baggie_woodman 2 месяца назад
Ha ha I've never noticed that one before!
@kael2450
@kael2450 3 года назад
"Theres no point paying for Daffodils, you can just go nick those from a roundabout" LOL
@keiztrat9109
@keiztrat9109 3 года назад
Exactly lmao
@heartless604
@heartless604 3 года назад
The council wants to know your location 😂
@FarmYardGaming
@FarmYardGaming 3 года назад
Smort
@theconfusedllama9405
@theconfusedllama9405 3 года назад
Or you could find other flowers on an accident-prone highway
@N4rkoza
@N4rkoza 3 года назад
The Confused Llama theyre already arranged in a beautiful bouquet too!
@lawman977
@lawman977 3 года назад
It’s a bottle opener Their faces when they realize. It’s a bottle opener! It open beer!
@mrcrayola2013
@mrcrayola2013 3 года назад
do you know what episode it is
@vincenthoehlich
@vincenthoehlich 3 года назад
@@mrcrayola2013 It's Series 22, Episode 6.
@lawman977
@lawman977 3 года назад
@YourAverageHuman I now have 1.4K my good sir
@petrified1999
@petrified1999 3 года назад
What a god
@colintosh5417
@colintosh5417 3 года назад
My mate can honestly open beer bottles with his teeth, he does it with his back tooth or molar
@QueenofTNT
@QueenofTNT 3 года назад
There’s something weirdly adorable about watching Hammond react to the lady handing him a taser. He looks like a little kid carrying a foam weapon but more dangerous cause he’s fully grown and armed
@bierbestie4936
@bierbestie4936 2 года назад
You mean grown up in mind right? Cause physically he isn't
@robertfreeman7803
@robertfreeman7803 2 года назад
What episode was that from?
@covb2615
@covb2615 2 года назад
@@robertfreeman7803 Grand Tour Seamen
@asianhooman2111
@asianhooman2111 2 года назад
@@justcows7772 i thought he's 165 (5'5), because his IMDb wrote that
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 2 года назад
Timestamp?
@lightningbuster
@lightningbuster 3 года назад
"I don't mean Gorgonzola do I? That's a cheese."
@andrewvanhalen1984
@andrewvanhalen1984 3 года назад
Gonorrhea
@ConnorRK-nk8rg
@ConnorRK-nk8rg 3 года назад
@@andrewvanhalen1984 Do you have any syphilis?
@TomorrowWeLive
@TomorrowWeLive 3 года назад
My favourite bit
@gius4real415
@gius4real415 3 года назад
Which episode is that? So funny
@ConnorRK-nk8rg
@ConnorRK-nk8rg 3 года назад
@@gius4real415 It's the special they did for Sport Relief called 'Top Gear Ground Force'
@thy1nz
@thy1nz 3 года назад
Watching them doing random thing is really entertaining for me
@dariogrosse5053
@dariogrosse5053 3 года назад
Because this trio is just perfect
@iz723
@iz723 3 года назад
Don't thank ppl for likes. It's pathetic
@OhHeBustin
@OhHeBustin 3 года назад
@@iz723 lol he changed it back lol
@iz723
@iz723 3 года назад
@@OhHeBustin good, he's learning
@bentonlott6272
@bentonlott6272 3 года назад
I think its entertaining for a lot of people hence the 20 years of them doing random thing on television...
@meatballg8655
@meatballg8655 3 года назад
hammond would be terrible in a survival situation, realises that he should be able to carry his entire setup on his back so that he can move around a lot but won't be able to eat anything he finds in the wild because it wasn't one of the three things he actually eats
@nivyan
@nivyan 3 года назад
Hammond loves having overnight picnics. In actual survival, he definitely gives off the impression of being terrible.
@batt3ryac1d
@batt3ryac1d 3 года назад
Also he'd run out of gin 2 days in and just end it all.
@tiko4621
@tiko4621 3 года назад
May would be the ultimate survivor
@killagamez4619
@killagamez4619 3 года назад
Adapt - Improvise - Survive
@kaitlyngarner740
@kaitlyngarner740 3 года назад
Remember when he got stuck in the canadian Rockies for 4 days because Jeremy and James took forever rescuing him because they didn't get a flight until the next day, slept off the jet lag, went shopping and stayed another night in a hotel? He tried to do the survival stuff but half of it didn't work. At least he got a fire going and built a rudimentary shelter that wasn't the tent
@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire
@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire 3 года назад
7:56 I guarantee he wasn't checking. He went off to tell his mate an idiot's arrived, chat for 5 minutes and come back to say they have no gorgonzola because they're a garden centre
@robbutterill1426
@robbutterill1426 3 года назад
@McFlickers the lads boss: “come on harry, what have we told told you about smoking weed at work😂”
@ghrfuidos
@ghrfuidos 2 года назад
Seasons & episodes 0:00 s19e1 0:22 s19e5 0:56 s9e5 1:09 s22e8 1:35 s12e8 2:02 s22e3 2:22 the grand tour s1e8 3:27 the grand tour s2e5 3:55 s9e1 4:00 s14e6 4:27 s16e1 5:01 s22e2 5:16 s21e3 5:35 s21e7 5:51 the grand tour s4e1 6:31 s11e4 6:51 s17e2 7:00 s19e6 7:52 top ground gear force 8:23 s21e1 8:41 s12e6
@halo7372
@halo7372 2 года назад
You are my hero
@sunarpichin5972
@sunarpichin5972 Год назад
Hero
@naturelover2238
@naturelover2238 Год назад
Wow
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 Год назад
Awesome
@CommanderAkio
@CommanderAkio Год назад
This should have thousands of likes. Thank you OP!!!
@TheClapton2
@TheClapton2 3 года назад
Jeremy: "Just pay the price!" Man seilling the JAAAG belt: "Yeeaash"
@FauxNoir
@FauxNoir 3 года назад
I dont recognize that clip or the related footage what episode is it from?
@anzumatsuri2181
@anzumatsuri2181 3 года назад
Charlie In The Bushes. The grand tour s4, seamen special
@failtolawl
@failtolawl 3 года назад
@@FauxNoir they are in laos
@Band-maid-fan101
@Band-maid-fan101 3 года назад
Cambodia
@nutshot_brawler8466
@nutshot_brawler8466 3 года назад
A trio so talented that they can make even shopping entertaining to watch
@PeetaPan1
@PeetaPan1 2 года назад
"this is the sort of thing hammond would think is a chair!" *cuts to hammond sitting on it* Hammond: yeah!
@no_one01-5
@no_one01-5 2 года назад
Imagine having a nice shopping spree and while you walk out of the store, you see Jeremy Clarkson driving towards you on something that can only be described as an anorexic Dalek.
@cristalmewtwo4160
@cristalmewtwo4160 Год назад
Or a midget in a de-weaponised tank
@chris-hayes
@chris-hayes 3 года назад
8:09 "There's no point in paying for daffodils, you can just nick those from a roundabout" 😂
@kyl3644
@kyl3644 3 года назад
Jeremy in what would've possibly been a called 'Social-Distancing Vehicle' nowadays
@redstar1093
@redstar1093 3 года назад
Lmao
@sirchaozz
@sirchaozz 3 года назад
ye i thought the same thing, i bet that shit would even sell these days.. or well atleast in america
@BlueFlagAlpha
@BlueFlagAlpha 3 года назад
that would sell well
@retrospace2150
@retrospace2150 3 года назад
The all new JC SDV
@Jeffers421
@Jeffers421 3 года назад
I came here looking for this comment
@elainagilbert7663
@elainagilbert7663 Год назад
1:21 was like watching an elderly couple shop together.
@unknownvariable7714
@unknownvariable7714 Год назад
I love how Clarkson and May are just fascinated and joyful when they find out the sunglasses are also beer openers.
@reececameron5070
@reececameron5070 3 года назад
I bought James a present! *drives out of Ann Summers*
@reececameron5070
@reececameron5070 3 года назад
Corey Barton Nah mate
@osprey5611
@osprey5611 3 года назад
@OutFoxingFoxysOrder hes got guys for that
@skydiamsteam6005
@skydiamsteam6005 3 года назад
OutFoxingFoxysOrder Kim Jong-Un Twitter yes
@trueaussie3097
@trueaussie3097 3 года назад
Yeah we all seen
@reececameron5070
@reececameron5070 3 года назад
@@trueaussie3097 well I’m actually partially blind in 1 eye, so that’s strictly not true
@greatwesternproductions2857
@greatwesternproductions2857 3 года назад
I’d quite like to see a James May intellect compilation in the future some day.
@MatrixGuardians99
@MatrixGuardians99 3 года назад
I can't wait for it. It'll the best video for when ya can't fall asleep
@LJC944
@LJC944 3 года назад
What’s that?
@greatwesternproductions2857
@greatwesternproductions2857 3 года назад
LiamCassell When he just applies logic and thinking so he can build his shed properly without getting the wrong screws in the wrong holes.
@LJC944
@LJC944 3 года назад
Great Western Productions2857 ohhh ye should be good
@dunlop9161
@dunlop9161 3 года назад
Great Western Productions2857 JUST, BU-, BUILD THE SHED
@mkhowsey2891
@mkhowsey2891 3 года назад
"Is this a marrow?" "FUHK!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@x5digi
@x5digi 3 года назад
It really shows how good these guys were together when the new top gear has to create big jaw-dropping stunts to get viewers, while these guys just walk round a store and people find it more entertaining
@hafsa.90
@hafsa.90 Год назад
Exactly... the new show and the American version are sooooo boring. I couldn't finish one episode and just gave up. I used to watch this religiously
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 Год назад
Yeah, the only clip I've watched from the new Top Gear is the one where they race an F-35 Lightning II in a McLaren Speedtail. Spoilers: the F-35 won
@galaxyfallen
@galaxyfallen 3 года назад
One thing about Canada, everything has a bottle opener. My charger in my car has a bottle opener
@drunk_famasmf5135
@drunk_famasmf5135 3 года назад
For a bottles of sirup or, like, wine?
@matgof03
@matgof03 3 года назад
@@drunk_famasmf5135 beer
@handlesarefeckinstupid
@handlesarefeckinstupid 3 года назад
Canadians are very practical people.
@Mondoblasto0
@Mondoblasto0 3 года назад
In the hotel I worked at, there are metal bottle openers screwed into the vertical panel set beneath the bathroom sink, so all you have to do is reach into the bathroom from the doorway with the bottle into the opener and pop the cap off, and the cap can fall into the bathroom garbage can sitting underneath.
@galaxyfallen
@galaxyfallen 3 года назад
Mondoblasto0 i used to work with an auctioneer and he had a bottle opener that dropped the cap into a plinko machine thing, and if it landed in the centre box you had to chug your beer and open a new one
@senseisoup2655
@senseisoup2655 3 года назад
This first "car" that he makes, is perfect for our quarentine! Edit: thanx for the likes homies!
@grantkruger3689
@grantkruger3689 3 года назад
I came here to say just that XD
@roysaladbar5272
@roysaladbar5272 3 года назад
It’s a p45
@Frank15982
@Frank15982 3 года назад
Pandemic special
@grantkruger3689
@grantkruger3689 3 года назад
@@Frank15982 Top Gear or Grand Tour should do a Quarantine Special :)
@RC-nv6rc
@RC-nv6rc 3 года назад
he knew it was coming.......
@kisumiri
@kisumiri 3 года назад
I love their reactions to the bottle opener "It opens beer!" "We want them!"
@marty6779
@marty6779 3 года назад
6:29 That's an expression that says "I'm gonna use this on Clarkson later!"
@hayosiko9119
@hayosiko9119 3 года назад
Im waiting for the opening or closing doors compilation
@niksv4165
@niksv4165 3 года назад
😂 I like the idea I'll look into it
@cirocciroc
@cirocciroc 3 года назад
In the right one! It was my favorite one! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-feevDGNlAys.html
@Recessio
@Recessio 3 года назад
You missed one scene - one of the early £1000 car challenges, James is fixing his jag at a petrol station in the rain. Richard doesn't buy James a chcolate bar as "it'll get all wet"
@evantra1761
@evantra1761 3 года назад
And when they buy the cheese in the Alfa challenge
@36hhchebs60
@36hhchebs60 3 года назад
Also when James bought a cushion for his yellow Aston Martin and when the 3 of them had to drive to work in open top track cars and they stopped to buy winter clothes.
@jackbauer4762
@jackbauer4762 3 года назад
Jeremy thinking a random Vietnamese taylor knows who Johnathon Ross is and that's he's getting fat always cracks me up
@OMEGa3FattyAcid100
@OMEGa3FattyAcid100 3 года назад
5:38 swear to god, Jeremy Clarkson always gets his hands on the most weirdest thing anywhere on earth. She is gracefully speaking to him while he is shocked. So wonderful.
@benzzodude
@benzzodude 3 года назад
“Eventually I bought a present for James *drives out of Ann Summers*” Hmm, I wonder what he bought lol
@AverageAlien
@AverageAlien 3 года назад
hmmmmmmmmmmm
@Sandbar3D
@Sandbar3D 3 года назад
@James Harding Nice.
@zrspangle
@zrspangle 3 года назад
@James Harding I can't imagine the smoking you got
@zrspangle
@zrspangle 3 года назад
@James Harding Mile 10, let's do it again ;)
@adrielsebastian5216
@adrielsebastian5216 2 года назад
@@unops1archive which James is surprisingly good at
@WhatIMakeIsRandom
@WhatIMakeIsRandom 3 года назад
“Gorgonzo- no, gonorrhoea.”
@cherries4life387
@cherries4life387 Год назад
Love that delivery of "you'd never know" (5:07) So sarcastic.
@jamieeedden777
@jamieeedden777 2 года назад
The chemistry Hammond may and Clarkson have is amazing won't ever get a trio like this 3 on TV again always wanted to meet the 3 of them
@joshkirkham4281
@joshkirkham4281 3 года назад
“No they’ll love it, Enid Blyton used to rub herself with it”😂
@bumblebee__
@bumblebee__ 3 года назад
"HIV what?"
@southofheaven15
@southofheaven15 3 года назад
I've been sent to get Gorgon- I mean 𝕲𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖍𝖊𝖆 8:18
@magicman7447
@magicman7447 2 года назад
7:21. This guy. XD He's just like: are they filming me? They are! Why are they filming me?
@danielyeroshalmi7492
@danielyeroshalmi7492 3 года назад
"it opens bottles" "ill take your entire inventory"
@elitesucka
@elitesucka 2 года назад
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@beezerboy4152
@beezerboy4152 3 года назад
“Can I have cod and chips, _75 times”_
@roowut
@roowut 3 года назад
the genuine look of happiness from hammond when he sees the taser
@EleanorPeterson
@EleanorPeterson 3 года назад
I'm seeing some Comments from Canadian peeps saying that you DO need a brush on your car windscreen ice-scraper thingy. This is because Canadian drivers contend with proper snow in a proper winter that has predictably ghastly weather for several weeks or even months at a time. Canadian snow is the real thing and tends to be powdery and fluffy and often very, very deep. When your car has a thick coating of decent snow, a brush is a good thing to have in the boot. A plastic shovel's handy, too. But the Brit boys think in terms of British snow. Have you seen British snow? The changeable weather means that it falls, melts, freezes, thaws, falls, melts, falls, thaws, falls, melts, and freezes again, all within the hour. What you find on your car is not 'snow'; it's a three-inch thick duvet filled with frosty porridge. It's slush. It's ice. It's sky vomit. You can't brush it. You can't scrape it. You can't shift it. The best thing to do is to wait 5 minutes for that morning's winter to turn into a glorious summer's day. That'll last until lunchtime, whereupon winter will return and another couple of inches of horrible wet sludge will fall. Keeping a car clear is bad enough, but the roads and railways are even worse because nothing hangs around long enough to be dealt with!
@kgzuig
@kgzuig 3 года назад
What a great description.
@afrizaldaniswaraali8980
@afrizaldaniswaraali8980 3 года назад
This comment is beautiful
@Fleeb-pb7zo
@Fleeb-pb7zo 3 года назад
So true
@bri5033
@bri5033 3 года назад
**laughs in Australian**
@Bigbigpoopi
@Bigbigpoopi 2 года назад
@@bri5033 you lot lost in the emu war
@pandumiharja6769
@pandumiharja6769 3 года назад
Where is your leg? I'm dead of laughing
@BlueFlagAlpha
@BlueFlagAlpha 3 года назад
same
@joermnyc
@joermnyc 3 года назад
They missed the next line, “Ya zaiim vashi souvenieri.” [I want to eat your souvenirs]
@elitesucka
@elitesucka 2 года назад
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ..
@N-GinAndTonicTM
@N-GinAndTonicTM 2 года назад
"It's a bottle opener!" "It opens beer!" "Yes, we want them!" I don't think I've ever seen them move that quickly to buy something before.
@playboijj1323
@playboijj1323 3 года назад
3:23 bro these guys are family for knowing each other so well!
@iXlnte
@iXlnte 2 года назад
1:59 I love when Jeremy jokes about a Hommonds size using objects! This one was funny, but the funniest one is that from Argentine/Chile when he bought him a newborn-size wool one piece!😂
@adeels97
@adeels97 3 года назад
"Your suit is ready" Gets me every time 😂😂
@elitesucka
@elitesucka 2 года назад
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ...
@TheHorusTapes
@TheHorusTapes 3 года назад
Rule.1: Don't give Hammond a taser, EVER. Rule.2: Don't let Hammond be the dominant presenter, EVER. And rule.3: Don't let Hammond go to shops, EVER.
@corinpaterson1786
@corinpaterson1786 3 года назад
This is underrated and you only said this a few hours ago!! You need more likes, they shouldn't let Hammond do anything without adult supervision 😂😂😂
@MyGamer125
@MyGamer125 3 года назад
Rule 4: Don't let Hammond drive an expensive car, EVER.
@disposable_income_andy
@disposable_income_andy 2 года назад
Don't let Hammond be alone, EVER.
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 2 года назад
Rule six: Don't let Hammond near any helicopters, EVER.
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle 2 года назад
@@JetFalcon710 And boats, though frankly that goes for all three of them.
@Trija204
@Trija204 3 года назад
Only these 3 legends can make something as boring as shopping funny and enjoyable.
@JMUDoc
@JMUDoc 10 месяцев назад
It's the fact that they leave the tags on all the clothes they buy that ALWAYS creases me🤣🤣
@Inspiration_YT_
@Inspiration_YT_ Год назад
1:12 Look at Jeremy's face! 🤣🤣🤣
@xenowilson
@xenowilson 3 года назад
Jeremy: "No, u don't need a brush." All us Canadians: "Amazing. Everything you just said, was wrong."
@boostconcept_
@boostconcept_ 3 года назад
If they done a show where they just buy random stuff, I’d still watch it
@oOSNGOo
@oOSNGOo 3 года назад
The ultimate man line "I've *got* shoes"
@elitesucka
@elitesucka 2 года назад
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .
@oOSNGOo
@oOSNGOo 2 года назад
@@elitesucka nice copypasta
@HGmolotov
@HGmolotov 2 года назад
@@oOSNGOo I bet he doesn't have shoes
@killstacy8088
@killstacy8088 3 года назад
Never in my life would i imagine i'd find myself entertained at a video of 3 men shopping
@MrHankHill
@MrHankHill 2 года назад
5:04 He actually said "Do you have a wheelbarrow?"
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 Год назад
Yeah, but mistranslating things is funny
@tarawallis9823
@tarawallis9823 3 года назад
Be honest; who hasn’t wanted to drive through a supermarket in a car and smash into everything in sight?
@dbclass4075
@dbclass4075 2 года назад
That's what they did: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gCJpWzDMVnE.html
@bonafide_idiot
@bonafide_idiot 2 года назад
One of the biggest mysteries on Earth is how their cameramen don't constantly laugh their asses off around them. That would be some iron-willed training.
@ihavenoname3014
@ihavenoname3014 3 года назад
Jeremy asking a plant shop for gorgonzola will never not be funny.
@whothefucktookmyeyebrows7126
@whothefucktookmyeyebrows7126 3 года назад
This is the most British thing I've ever seen
@meyr1992
@meyr1992 3 года назад
Welcome to top gear
@zidanezayed6596
@zidanezayed6596 2 года назад
I took the eyebrows
@flyshallowfax
@flyshallowfax 3 года назад
The way Hammond looks at 1:55 like he knew what was coming 😂
@matthewhopkins666
@matthewhopkins666 3 года назад
Even the Vietnamese shop assistant girl laughs when Clarkson brings in the tiny suit for Hammond.
@Mondoblasto0
@Mondoblasto0 3 года назад
0:28 Clarkson: _(clearing throat)_ Hammond: _(approving)_ Sandwich Spread. Clarkson: Potted meat! Hammond: Beef spread... And thus the bunker kitchen was born!
@zachvickers5242
@zachvickers5242 3 года назад
@AkG Season 19 Episode 5!
@stepha5926
@stepha5926 Год назад
The 15 seconds 1:19 - 1:34 is absolutely brilliant!!
@hifidavid8335
@hifidavid8335 3 года назад
"well there's no point paying for daffodils, you can just go nick those from a roundabout" LMAOOO
@CucumberpatchAddict
@CucumberpatchAddict 3 года назад
This comp looks like a coherent narrative, i wish there were a second part where they just build a cozy home together out of all these items
@Avatarbee
@Avatarbee 3 года назад
Lol at James trying to speak spanish and the spanish guy responding with "I don't understand you."6:50
@greatsayain
@greatsayain 3 года назад
Speaking as a Canadian, you do need a brush.
@WeMuckAround
@WeMuckAround 3 года назад
Spent last winter in Winnipeg. Can confirm the brush is essential
@es0x
@es0x 3 года назад
Lol always fun when you get in your car and it’s an igloo because there was 2 feet of snow overnight
@houdin654jeff
@houdin654jeff 3 года назад
But do you need brushy brushy to go with your scrapy scrapy? Are both necessary, I guess I’m asking... or can you make do with just one and Jeremy made the wrong choice?
@greatsayain
@greatsayain 3 года назад
@@houdin654jeff yes you need both. You need the brush to get rid of big piles of snow on top of your car and the scraper to remove ice from the windows.
@Jawsjawsjawsrg
@Jawsjawsjawsrg 2 года назад
As a Minnesotan, I can concur with you analysis.
@joeg8200
@joeg8200 2 года назад
Just the fact they drive in and through buildings as if its normal, is amazing.
@WashedAMVs
@WashedAMVs 2 года назад
The quick cut in and out at 3:56 is everything
@TheBenjaman
@TheBenjaman 3 года назад
7:51 gets me every time... just everything about that moment is absolute perfection
@twiggy1296
@twiggy1296 3 года назад
Everyone looked at Jeremy like he was an idiot with the p45, but now it’s just genious with the virus
@nova8747
@nova8747 2 года назад
"Tonight! Hammond drives a motorised shopping trolley. James complains about fashion. And I ask for gonorrhoea in a gardening centre."
@FurryWulfz
@FurryWulfz 2 года назад
"Jeremy Clarkson wants to know if we sell cheese at a garden centre."
@saksham375
@saksham375 3 года назад
Why does it not include Clarkson buying a cabbage mispronouncing it for an apple?
@hongsengchan9855
@hongsengchan9855 2 года назад
*an cabbage
@paulmoore394
@paulmoore394 2 года назад
A apple
@Themotivationcollector
@Themotivationcollector 3 года назад
Everybody gangsta until the grand tour team start driving cars and tanks into the shopping centre
@mattb2382
@mattb2382 3 года назад
As a Canadian, seeing them shop at Canadian Tire just made my day
@sportssciotaku7149
@sportssciotaku7149 3 года назад
4:24, "I've had about six." Then he just talks on and on. I was laughing so hard.
@Zen_atm
@Zen_atm 3 года назад
Clarkson,Hammond and May:*does literally anything* This channel:interesting
@him050
@him050 Год назад
“Ginger beer’s a bit racy, don’t you think?” That will never not make me laugh 😂
@yuh-fv7ds
@yuh-fv7ds 3 года назад
"Scrapey scrapey, brushy brushy." -James May
@elitesucka
@elitesucka 2 года назад
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .
@LUNE.44
@LUNE.44 2 года назад
@@elitesucka please stop
@alecmagill5337
@alecmagill5337 3 года назад
The best part is James telling the guy in Italian and then he replies in English 😂😂
@earlofsmeg
@earlofsmeg 3 года назад
"Do you have an expensive aunt?" 😂😂😂😂
@elitesucka
@elitesucka 2 года назад
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. ..
@earlofsmeg
@earlofsmeg 2 года назад
@@elitesucka AMEN!!!
@redes9529
@redes9529 3 года назад
1:15 the most British reaction when there told it’s a bottle opener on the glasses
@Wallie8228
@Wallie8228 2 года назад
Love the bit with The Stig and books... the folded paper to mark the books that were paid for so he could drop/damage them 🤣
@thatboykaden8128
@thatboykaden8128 2 года назад
I absolutely love how excited they get about the bottle opener on the glasses.
@jericosunio9673
@jericosunio9673 3 года назад
Who else thought there was a headless man next to Hammond at 3:58
@whaddyamean99
@whaddyamean99 3 года назад
Oh god where is their head? I can't see it
@sfoster.23
@sfoster.23 3 года назад
I’m looking forward to the questionable fashion choices one
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 3 года назад
That's going to be a loooong video!
@Jesus_Hippie
@Jesus_Hippie 3 года назад
That's every episode
@elitesucka
@elitesucka 2 года назад
Believe on the LORD Jesus Christ for eternal life, he is the way, and the truth, and the life. Be washed by Jesus Christ today and obtain the Holy Spirit which shall guide you into all truth. Jesus Christ died for the sins of the whole word and no one is perfect but Jesus Christ, the one who came in the flesh, and arose from the dead, and now lives for ever. To be saved and to live for ever is only done by believing on the Son of God as the Saviour and LORD, no work is necessary to be saved. This eternal life which God shall give you can never be taken away by anyone! It is the gift of eternal life. Call today on the name of Jesus, and be saved. Pray to the only wise God, and ask him to save you, tell him that you believe in him. 1611 King James Version Bible Ephesians 2:8-9 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. 1611 King James Version Bible John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. .
@summushieremiasclarkson4700
@summushieremiasclarkson4700 2 года назад
@@elitesucka sure, but is this the right video for it?
@Buttface1981
@Buttface1981 3 года назад
Watching Hammond in the tank in the shopping centre and an ad comes on with Hammond reunited with Oliver. The universe is telling me to rewatch that special
@aintnobodyherebutuschicken1418
@aintnobodyherebutuschicken1418 3 года назад
Found this so funny and entertaining that I immediately watched it again! We need more of this! 😃. Many thanks for posting 💞
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