Hammond vs May: Who makes the best poached eggs?

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Poached eggs are a bit like beds - everyone has their own way of making them. When we heard James May and Richard Hammond can’t agree on the best way to do them, we knew it was time for a showdown. No walking on eggshells here - just a cracking head-to-head fight to the death. Or, y’know, eggs. Whatever.
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Комментарии : 8 тыс.

@DKHD176 3 года назад

If there are any viewers who are wondering what it's like being married for a long time, just watch this video.

@maged4087 2 года назад

haha, I am single

@sugarspice6948 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@alex29443 2 года назад

Haha, so spot on.

@cheetahpiss1328 2 года назад

I agree I'm almost 10 years into my sentence and yes very similar.

@trevorphilips2947 2 года назад

More than 16 years of a marriage.

@MatrixDiscovery 4 года назад

If Clarkson was here, the whole kitchen would be on fire.

@whatsstefon 4 года назад

NO_EYES_ON_ME with a hammer.

@johnmulhern2833 4 года назад

You'd hear HAMMOND, CLARKSON or You Pillock

@DavidBromage 4 года назад

Because, of course, Clarkson would use an industrial blow torch or jet engine. It would end with May yelling "CLARKSON!!!!"

@david-spliso1928 4 года назад

V8 poaching

@margot3711 4 года назад

which is why hes not there

@OktoberStorm Год назад

I'm watching two grown men debating eggs, and it's still more interesting than most stuff I've watched lately

@TheChill001 Год назад

that's just because in the end, they are just so relatable and just can put a smile on anyone's face with their usual banter and their typical back and forth twitting. It's the reason why Top Gear worked with them and JC and failed with the replacements: they have a chemistry that's hard to match

@ElijahBenbow 6 месяцев назад

I couldn't think of anything to watch and so i come to these videos

@alicecarrillo3378 4 месяца назад

That’s why threatening a writer’s strike didn’t phase anyone.

@SheenylHassan 2 года назад

6:48 Hammond contemplating killing May is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

@DS-uj3bt 3 года назад

"These are modern eggs, they came from a modern chicken" - James May, 2020

@chalicotheremapping8921 3 года назад

you tried learn Spanish on duolingo and then gave up

@sanjum2475 3 года назад

@@chalicotheremapping8921 ???

@chalicotheremapping8921 3 года назад

@@sanjum2475 hey i just bring the facts don't hate on me

@sanjum2475 3 года назад

@@chalicotheremapping8921 what???????? You are making no sense and I never even hated on you Like What?

@chalicotheremapping8921 3 года назад

@@sanjum2475 don't worry about it its all part of a bigger picture

@reecechambers3467 4 года назад

James May is the most interesting, uninteresting person in the world. They're talking about poached eggs and yet I couldn't stop watching.

@mvviking358 4 года назад

same here xD

@hiropf 4 года назад

05:22 As Richard Hammond says, "why?"

@gideonmele1556 4 года назад

The most interesting uninteresting man.... in the world

@timothyhays1817 4 года назад

You just described a train wreck.

@AshMcFarlane 4 года назад

@@gideonmele1556 I read that in clarkson's voice

@StockportJambo 2 года назад

Watching Hammond and May stare at a stove whilst insulting each other is wholesome af.

@MC_AFC Год назад

Only James May could make a grown man watch him make Poached Eggs for 17 minutes 😂👍

@AMan-xz7tx 3 года назад

james may is the only one who has unlocked the secret to making uninteresting content that people actually enjoy

@giddycadet 3 года назад

RTGame once did a stream where he just watched paint dry and it did really well so James isn't the only one

@biddodiggo2176 3 года назад

@@giddycadet Really?.. well thats something, innit?

@jarredwise 3 года назад

Have you ever seen Grand Illusions?

@James-sk4db 3 года назад

Farming jezza

@scrithen2836 2 года назад

@@jarredwise thats insulting, Grand Illusions content is interesting, and hes entertaining

@amaliaforce 4 года назад

I watched this 5% for egg-poaching advice and 95% for Hammond and May bickering. Leaving happy, as expected. :)

@bobpotts73 4 года назад

Yep, some things never change.

@trentbateman 4 года назад

I honestly don’t know how May puts up with Hammonds arrogance and ignorance

@q3znw6j88aywnwy 4 года назад

I would ignore everything they do in this video

@benfranckenfelder1827 4 года назад

if you want to see them bickering watch this one: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TxU4pj8l3N4.html (May steals some parts at the beginning..Hammond getting pretty angry at the end)

@chongmcafee3799 4 года назад

Amalia Force, yep. No point in watching if they don’t bicker. They can probably finish each other’s sentences by now, surely.

@krell2130 2 года назад

Great content. Sure, Jezza would've had twice the eggs cooked in half the time, but at least without him, there were no injuries.

@smartalec2001 Год назад

Poweeeer

@anonecki Год назад

He'd have boiled them in Bovril using a V8-powered egg poacher

@layonyatsu7203 Год назад

@@anonecki v8 moturr

@martinshephard6317 Год назад

There would have been a hammer involved somewhere!

@SimonBauer7 6 месяцев назад

@@smartalec2001SPEEED!

@maxkennedy8075 10 месяцев назад

6:48 Hammond almost let the intrusive thoughts win 😂

@heathm5151 3 года назад

17.55 minutes of middle-aged men poaching eggs. What a time to be alive.

@sabertoothgaming8988 3 года назад

and watched the thing start to end ahahaha

@CrypteGardien 3 года назад

Nearly 60 isn't exactly middle aged but yeah

@wall4818 3 года назад

poaching eggs while talking about how wrong the other is poaching eggs

@romeobond4851 3 года назад

@@CrypteGardien Hammond is only 50

@CrypteGardien 3 года назад

@@romeobond4851 Yes they are both in their 50s. Which is why I didn't say "60 isn't exactly middle aged".

@mop0014 3 года назад

“Two millionaires cooking poached eggs in Amazon basics cookware, commenting on the flashiness of a £120 oven”

@nolalove9723 2 года назад

And that's part of the magic of why we love them. ❤❤❤

@DarthAwar 2 года назад

You dont stay rich spending money on simple things when you can get a similar object but cheaper!

@ktp01 2 года назад

It's so British, they are millionaires who take private helicopters yet are wearing what every over 50 year old man in Britain wears

@Kyle1994NI 2 года назад

@@nolalove9723 it is Aye

@featherstonehobbies Год назад

They wearnt millionaire 20 years ago that's why there still humble lovely lads

@benn8793 2 года назад

2 aging men are cooking eggs and 2.7 million people are watching. (as of December 2021) I just love the guys.

@connorkelly11 2 года назад

Watching these 2 make eggs is more entertaining than anything I’ve seen in cinema in the past 2 years.

@UMARRAAFE 4 года назад

Imagine Clarkson walking into the room with a God awful poached egg and says, " Gentlemen I can see what's happened, you are speechless because all the words in your head have been sucked out by the magnetism of my genius."

@warblenoise 4 года назад

Unless that's from a video, you have just come up with a perfect Clarkson-ism

@markosimunic4770 4 года назад

@Vo Ju And he did his eggs with an oven........Powered by an V8 engine!

@novemsol 4 года назад

#1 Clarkson would have found a way to char his poached egg. #2 It would probably be an ostrich egg

@lukskluks 4 года назад

@@markosimunic4770 Yeeeess.

@markosimunic4770 4 года назад

@@lukskluks POWEEEEEEEEEER

@lancekoenig2000 3 года назад

On this episode: Hammond had a mental breakdown James talks about modern chickens And Jeremy takes a leave of absence

@legohivemind950 3 года назад

And Hammond almost kills James

@MarloSoBalJr 2 года назад

Rephrase: "...and Jeremy lends his 'modern' chickens to May"

@scsutton1 2 года назад

Tonight on Bottom Gear...

@Cj-kp9nd 2 года назад

Because Jeremy has pneumonia

@Jackleeds206 2 года назад

And on that bombshell! goodnight.

@Hart_Dykes Год назад

I actually poached eggs for the first time in my 34 years of life because of this video. The Hammond Method is extremely easy.

@Otherman101 2 года назад

I'm with Hammond on this, he nailed it. His technique and cooking was perfect. May's were undercooked.

@Ned-Ryerson 2 года назад

He should have kept the lid on in stead of poking them all the time.

@matthieurochette 2 года назад

I must disagree, it was not perfect but excellent. There was indeed a slight hint of overcooking for the yolks

@yasinevans 2 года назад

Hammond added salt to the water which is a big no as it makes the water dense and adding vinegar is kinda silly, defeated the point of the whirlpool but other than that they were aaaiyt

@skilletborne Год назад

@@yasinevans You sure? I make mine the same as Hammond every time and I've found it's better than the whirl or the vinegar alone.

@Nebuloid1 Год назад

Never ever before have I agreed with Hammonds eating habits, until now. When he asked for salt and vinegar, yes !

@adamgreenhill110 3 года назад

*Alternate title:* Hammond slowly has a mental breakdown as May tries to poach eggs

@gustavusadolphus9473 3 года назад

@@Handles_are_garbage Which one?

@vedantagrawal3341 3 года назад

Underrated comment.

@voornaam3191 3 года назад

Egg has a mental breakdown, when landing on that Hiroshima Sandwich. That bread is dead and poisonous for years! First boiled, then poisoned, then eaten. Too much for a humble egg.

@watchyourtimeco1 3 года назад

Sorry. Proper alternate title: "Hammond slowly has a mental meltdown watching May pretend to poach eggs while steaming eggs improperly".

@adamgreenhill110 3 года назад

@@watchyourtimeco1 More accurate but too long ahah

@sharans8580 3 года назад

Everyone else: "Lurpak" James May: "Lurpak spreadable butter. Invented in 1901".

@rendrix6826 2 года назад

“Like comment subscribe.”

@pas_du_tout 2 года назад

@@rendrix6826 Cheese

@captain_stuuu 2 года назад

Bullocks

@RomanBeloHorizonte 2 года назад

Flood the cowling

@bigfatchubbybritboy9445 2 года назад

And plenty of it

@moniquem783 Год назад

Hey Richard, if you’re poaching eggs that are freshly laid by your own chickens, you don’t actually need the vinegar as the albumin is strong enough to firm up beautifully without it. Of course you may like the flavour it adds, but if you ever have an annoying friend/colleague visiting who doesn’t like the vinegar flavour your (correct) method will still work.

@silverthorngoodtree5533 Год назад

French trained classical chef here. First set were raw. Second set was at the every edge of acceptable. That said, many, including myself like them that way. "Poached, slightly firm" Or "thick poached" lots of places have a name for it. As for vinegar taste, if it tastes of vinegar too much was used. The boiling process breaks down the flavor. Malt vinegar is proper, NOT distilled, White wine vinegar is also ok, Red if you want to color the egg. Thus ends the lesson.

@kaizokuAUTO Год назад

Thanks, French classically trained chef man

@magnanimus9692 Год назад

Merci

@Clangokkuner 10 месяцев назад

Merci beaucoup

@jamesduffy7549 7 месяцев назад

I despise with an unbridled passion anyone who does this on the Internet

@Kzk14 7 месяцев назад

Merci bacon guv

@Catalina._ 4 года назад

Robert Downey Jr. and his mom attempted to make the best poached eggs

@5PYZ3R 4 года назад

Robert Downey Jr, Jr.

@mikerehnman2457 4 года назад

It's a shame they didn't show how eggs are made. Why did they skip the part where all of the male baby chicks are thrown into a blender alive?

@dexnom1 4 года назад

@@mikerehnman2457 WHAT??? :O

@mikerehnman2457 4 года назад

@@dexnom1 male chicks don't lay eggs, so they are treated as a waste product :(

@anotherranger2924 4 года назад

@@mikerehnman2457 bro, i just thought about this. wtf is this real?

@justmediocre1720 4 года назад

James: Its golden Toast: pitch black

@chrissnyder4439 3 года назад

James on location: We're here enjoying a beautiful golden sunset Richard: It's 2AM! It's pitch black out!

@pauluspod Год назад

I’ve got to say and I never thought I’d hear myself say this but I vote Richards method. Perfection every time!

@artemnoelgames 2 года назад

The amount of quotes you can pull from these two is amazing! Who would think to say “modern eggs - modern chicken”😂😂😂

@Dozeball 3 года назад

This just shows that no matter what they're doing, it's not the format or the channel or even the budget, it's the chemistry....From Top Gear, to Grand Tour, to making bludy poached eggs. They're the same around each other.

@jb0609 3 года назад

agreed

@wrongcheese 3 года назад

Username really doesn't check out in this case

@Sepilein1 3 года назад

watched their lego building video...its just amazing how much Chemistry they have

@SirCricket 3 года назад

Gotta love 'em?!?

@knlazar08 3 года назад

Exactly this! Plus, when the albumen in an egg is slimy like snot, IT'S NOT COOKED! Sorry James, but Hammond is correct.

@silent_il 3 года назад

All this is missing is Clarkson attempting to poach his eggs with *an* hammer

@capkenway 3 года назад

and boil that water using a V8

@SushantThapaliya 3 года назад

With speed and power!

@TheJegkkon 3 года назад

Blowtorch

@j-maoh2086 3 года назад

*a* hammer its up to you to figure out whether i was serious or not

@puddlespuddles5208 3 года назад

A hammer operated blowtorch.

@cnbb.q 2 года назад

it would be so much fun to be on a food tour with May, whilst bringing a couple bottles of whisky and just listening to his random facts about butter and whatever. would be on my bucketlist haha

@dualwieldroxas358 2 года назад

The trio of Hammon, Clarkson, and May have and will always be one of the most pleasently iconic trio in television

@sinkrust1 4 года назад

One day our beloved trio will be too old to traipse around in exotic locations having adventures and they will only be able to sit in three chairs around a fire arguing amongst themselves. I will still watch.

@michaelfriis1841 4 года назад

@@jakegreenstreet5009 Well...59

@praxxor718 4 года назад

@@michaelfriis1841 The fuck he's actually 59, he looks like 120

@SuperiorModel 4 года назад

@@jakegreenstreet5009 He's smoked for decades, it's aged him dreadfuly

@MisterWileyOne 4 года назад

Hammond is only 39...🤔

@dehumbertman 4 года назад

We’ll all still watch them sitting and arguing.... and Hammond will still somehow almost kill himself....

@SpoonJuggler 4 года назад

And to think; James May won a cooking competition against Gordon Ramsay.

@martinilp2513 3 года назад

WHEN?

@SteelSeoul 3 года назад

@@martinilp2513 Old series of "The F-Word". You can search "James May vs Gordon Ramsay fish pie".

@Arnuuld 3 года назад

hahahaha

@craiganderson9819 3 года назад

We need a cooking episode with all three

@prankmonkeyxs650 3 года назад

Wait what?

@rangedlime 2 года назад

I was going to say that I can’t believe I sat through 17 minutes of two middle age men arguing about their poached eggs until I realised I can totally believe it

@trossk 2 года назад

So nice that two people that have worked together for si long with all the shenanigans still getting along.

@aikonoklas 4 года назад

“Hammond and i have had breakfast together all over the world..” “WE WERE WORKING” 😂😂

@bradwhite5884 4 года назад

Probably a flashback when they were in Vietnam

@26Vincent26 4 года назад

Or when May was on the boat with Hammond saying something in the line of: "I quite enjoyed our day together, not that often I get to take you out"

@bobbyweirddick6556 4 года назад

Normal breakfast together 6:47

@thegeneralissimo470 4 года назад

Hammond: takes out knife. Looks at James. Puts knife back.

@vladdracul895 4 года назад

When???

@krimzonkamikaze8524 4 года назад

@@vladdracul895 6:40 ish

@MommaWolf2298 3 года назад

@@vladdracul895 6:48

@p4m209 3 года назад

If you do that in reverse it’s so much funnier Puts knife down Looks at James Takes out knife

@liviubita4238 3 года назад

You forgot to say he lingered a bit.

@ShuRugal 2 года назад

I could watch the two of you do anything at all and feel like it was time well spent.

@meowsicle7463 Год назад

I like that the second any two are in the same room, it becomes a top gear episode

@stegosaurus993 3 года назад

"Wait a second Hammond, who's that?" "Oh for christ sake, it's Clarkson." "FIRE UP THE V8 STOVETOP!!"

@alivingchild4695 3 года назад

Stegosaurus so true tho

@Krayzpete 3 года назад

"The best poached eggs....... In the world."

@Bellocks1 3 года назад

*turns hob to max* “YESSSSSSS...... POWERRRRRRR!”

@666kingdrummer 3 года назад

SPEED AND POWER!!!

@anintellectualclone1475 3 года назад

if something isn't blowing up, making weird noises or otherwise falling down in spectacular fashion, then its boring for Clarkson. He's an agent of chaos.

@geznicks 4 года назад

This is finally an adequate replacement for top gear. Give the three of them a cooking show

@choughed3072 4 года назад

I'm still waiting for James and Jeremy's, The speed of birds.

@QuintenNeis 4 года назад

The 3 of them in small environment for a great length of time and cooking. Would be both hilarious and lead to murder. Not sure who would end up dead.

@michielvoetberg4634 4 года назад

If you want a replacement for Top Gear with car content, look up CarThrottle. They are seriously good.

@guguigugu 4 года назад

jeremy clarkson buying a 24kW burner for his wok: POWEEEEEEER!!!

@PaladinKnox 4 года назад

geznicks just watch the grand tour it’s top gear but their just older lol

@angemaidment5640 2 года назад

I don’t know how many times I’ve told people about the egg-poaching pan that I own, but I don’t think anyone else has ever said they have one. Now I see one in your video!

@Highground19 2 года назад

Hammond calling James May “annoying” and yet he’s being just that. 😂

@AdeJohnson 4 года назад

My wife quite often says to me "are you watching James May make sandwiches again?"

@arvinjaya 4 года назад

it's either that or a scream of POWAAAAAA over overcooked and torched steak by Jeremy.

@EoThorne 4 года назад

No, I'm watching James May making post-apocalyptic sandwiches again.

@AdeJohnson 4 года назад

@@EoThorne noted.

@AdeJohnson 4 года назад

JustArandomGoatOntheInternet fo sho

@mrplague9881 4 года назад

I introduced my grandfather to "Sarnies of the 70's" and now my grandmother looks on in shame as we watch a shaggy dog complete simple kitchen tasks.

@gensischronicles1148 3 года назад

It's 3am, i have school tomorrow, and I'm here watching two old men bickering over eggs

@ROFLewis 3 года назад

Same here dude

@markgonsalves 3 года назад

My child the true path to wisdom has no bed time. But really go to sleep or you will regret not getting enough sleep. 😂

@georgem7502 2 года назад

Then you’re living your best life

@basicallystupid7080 2 года назад

how’d it go

@thepinkflamingostrikesagai7319 2 года назад

The term "old men" is HIGHLY offensive. They are "vintage gentlemen."🤣🤣

@randyroth6115 Год назад

I thoroughly enjoyed this video. The banter between both of you, while may look unfriendly, is obviously rooted in the deep respect you both share for each other. Only true friends can talk honestly and openly all the while joking to the fullest. Every man needs at least one friend of that caliber. Kudos to both of you.

@chilldude30 Год назад

It's what British men are like when friends haha

@Sid3300 Год назад

Love how Hammond still does the "If you've just joined us" even though this is on RU-vid. He's so used to TV 🤣

@rickregina5053 4 года назад

Sounds like they need a third party. Someone they know very well. Someone, who will just make things worse.

@thunderbedford 4 года назад

CLARKSOOOOON!

@UltimaKeyMaster 4 года назад

I can picture one of them narrating this.

@TheDemocrab 4 года назад

@@UltimaKeyMaster As it shows Jeremy quietly leaving a burning building.

@ramomehmedovic351 4 года назад

Gordon Ramsay

@weasel4669 4 года назад

Some say he's got a history with the Ford GT 05.

@mvsr990 3 года назад

They argue like an old married couple, but Hammond can't remember their wedding.

@fngsoap1023 2 года назад

I’m forever a changed man love the alternative to my beloved eggy in a basket and especially love the butter-less and oil-less cooking method of a poached egg (Richard did it best).

@LaurieEggleston37 2 года назад

This is the best thing I've seen in ages. The toast thingie. The screaming. The eye-rolls. The kitchen knife. The look. I will be saying "Leather effect sofa" for days now. Eggy-goodness.

@mannydcbianco 4 года назад

I kept expecting Jeremy to barge in there with his loud voice and take over everything. "Yeees yeees, I shall make the best poached egg... in the woooorld."

@233Deadman 4 года назад

Jeremy's version of poaching an egg would probably involve going into the woods an shooting one when he hasnt had permission.

@regularbloke2117 4 года назад

@@233Deadman and somehoe involves a v8

@Manhattan_project.420 4 года назад

@@hoodzzeee you dont have a sense a humour and you have a low iq as well..

@tomsonfire3740 4 года назад

He'd just come in and smash everything up with a hammer

@DocDewrill 4 года назад

Scary how i automaticly read that in his voice

@j-bird1778 4 года назад

Richard is starting to look like Tony Stark.

@DMG020 3 года назад

Tiny Stark

@michaelmccloskeyooi 3 года назад

@@DMG020 I'm pretty sure RDJ and Hammond have similar height

@DMG020 3 года назад

Michael Mccloskey-Ooi ok boomer

@michaelmccloskeyooi 3 года назад

@@DMG020 nice try troll

@panadaboy5699 3 года назад

@@michaelmccloskeyooi you're telling me Tony stark is 4 ft 2

@Driver20418 2 года назад

15:18 skip to that video i was crying with laughter

@alexaldridge6357 6 месяцев назад

I come back here from time to time

@juanmarin754 4 года назад

Still better than Chris Evans's Top Gear era 😂😂

@timhardman9386 4 года назад

It really is! 😎

@rjgaming2006 4 года назад

Amen to that😂😂

@timberwolf27 4 года назад

Yeah....but....Cahm ahn

@sashaantonia554 4 года назад

1000% only serial killers watch the new “top so called gear”

@bigchaloupa3657 4 года назад

Anything is better than Chris Evans’ Top Gear 😂

@lucianonahuelgomez1374 3 года назад

You know you have a real friend when he says right in your face how irritating you can be and still hangs out with you.

@FreeRangeLemon 3 года назад

Still better to have a friend that hangs out with you that doesn’t find you irritating

@shaunenwright7872 3 года назад

@@FreeRangeLemon hang out with anyone long enough they're bound irritate you some way. The way my twin brother eats cereal drives me mad and I get the urge to slam his face in the bowl. I would, also, take a bullet for him without hesitation. Just the way it is.

@Rico_71 3 года назад

@@shaunenwright7872 1000% correct sir. 1000%.

@edwardtrickett6064 2 года назад

I just love the banter between them

@annakissed3226 9 месяцев назад

Both of you are totally amazing presenters. And Hammond thanks for teaching me how to poach an egg

@cheshirecatwes 4 года назад

Remember, May was the guy who beat Ramsay with a drunk version of fish pie

@S500- 4 года назад

I remember that😍

@oddjobkia 4 года назад

And a shepherd pie

@ssilvaxxx22 4 года назад

facts

@dh1380 4 года назад

Yeah that's a fucking brag and a half I would spin that dit a million times over. What an achievement.

@Whaltteri 4 года назад

"You disappoint me Ramsay"

@locky244 3 года назад

I love how Richard looked at the knife then James at 6:48 😂

@jessemosgrove2027 2 года назад

Tonight on bottom gear. Richard. Stabs James to death. Meanwhile James is yelling at Richard. Jeremy. Is having a nice cold beer.

@jaycuthbert245 2 года назад

Yes how weird is that almost as of he made the face for comedic effect due to the camera being there!

@Earthling-jr2vn Год назад

@@jaycuthbert245 STOP ENJOYING THINGS!!

@Benjamin3.5 Год назад

@@Earthling-jr2vn shut up

@snowrunetunes6252 Год назад

@@jaycuthbert245 nobody said anything about it being weird, go talk to a friend or look at a pond alright?

@MantraHerbInchSin 2 года назад

The thing you really notice in home grown eggs and store bought is how much thicker the shell is. Our chickens had plenty of old pieces of shell in the ground from there was a sea over there, and we ofc gave them extra. No thin shells there, robust even. I agree, no snotty eggwhite please :)

@HappyBeezerStudios Год назад

I still remember semi-fresh milk. No comparison to supermarket milk. And I don't mean old mil. Just milk that went through basically just the minimum of processing. A whole new flavour profile. Like the difference between mashed potatoes from actual potatoes compared to those from freeze dried flakes.

@gaia7240 Год назад

@@HappyBeezerStudios oh yeah I have stomach problems very often and I tried fresh milk recently, no comparison, before I didn't like milk now I love it, I drink only the fresh one, the store one taste like water

@gaia7240 Год назад

True and the egg itself taste like an egg

@Shoemyster1 Год назад

How did this manage to keep me entertained and interested for nearly 20 minutes?!

@Youaintseenmeright....... 4 года назад

Me in the 80's: "In the year 2020 I bet we'll all have floating houses that we can teleport around the world in!" Me in 2020: Watching a video of two middle aged men failing to poach eggs.

@wonderrob3225 4 года назад

me 80s I am gonna have a jetsons car and a Marty McFly hoverboard! me 2020 commenting on a comment made by another person watching a poached egg demonstration

@cassandrapearsall4273 4 года назад

Well, ONE of them failed to make a poached egg, we just have no idea which one

@timhardman9386 4 года назад

Yes. By all means, yes, that is.

@FrankDad 4 года назад

In a lockdown

@77Lapetitemort 4 года назад

😅

@itzthemuffinman42 4 года назад

My mum: What are you watching? Me: James May and Richard Hammond poaching eggs Mum: why? Me: their careers have taken a slightly different direction

@stuartlloyd2650 2 года назад

STILL one of my favorite JM videos of all time. No idea why, but it is! ❤️

@aguynamedbprod 2 года назад

I can't believe that I've only just found your channel. I've always loved the chemistry between you guys, great content!

@yasya0919 3 года назад

Their RU-vid videos show that they are so used to doing tv shows and stuff because throughout the video they keep reminding us what they are doing as if there was a commercial break 😂😂

@punchagram 4 года назад

When Hammond said: "If you're still with us, GOD KNOWS why you would be..." I felt that

@elliotserge3935 4 года назад

Was literally about to make this exact comment and thought I'd check for one first 🤣

@mr.greergreer5172 3 года назад

I would like this but it's on 169 likes

@Johndeerefinaticgaming 2 года назад

1:37 hold on where can i get half a dozen eggs

@pachecodecastro2593 Год назад

I absolutely love your bunker! This is gonna be great!

@itsaneel 3 года назад

They bicker like an old married couple but you can see that they really are friends just in the way they talk. It's hillarious

@benjaminherbst5313 3 года назад

May's are underdone, Hammond's are overdone. perfectly balanced, as all things should be

@MrGorpm 3 года назад

Both pairs look rubbery and unappetising. Only one pair are poached.

@UKeXtremeMedia 3 года назад

True, but at least Hammond eventually admitted his were overdone. May just kept insisting that his sloppy eggs were perfect.

@jimtaylor294 3 года назад

I'd say both were underdone, though having been raised on non-runny, I would say that.

@warrenokuma7264 3 года назад

I like Hammond's technique but oer cooked, but I like my eggs like May. So neither.

@jimtaylor294 3 года назад

^ Random racism is random, and racist. >Ding

@michaelocyoung 11 месяцев назад

I've watched this over and over too many times. MORE.

@abberzbaybee 2 года назад

I just discovered this channel & 3 videos in my life has been forever changed. Thank you for making meals I grew up on instead of all the complicated fancy stuff. U win in comfort food.

@travisspaulding5835 4 года назад

I like how FoodTribe and DriveTribe have basically become James May’s channels now. Hammond is clearly a “guest” here.

@Munkenba 4 года назад

To be honest it might even be slightly better to watch if hammond weren't there performatively calling him a knob for no reason. Drop the act once in a while dude.

@Eric_the_Hiking 4 года назад

@@Munkenba Exactly

@S-Kara 4 года назад

@@Munkenba the poached egg is not done well because james wouldn't do it properly xd of course richard is going to be pissed

@TranscendentalAirwaves 4 года назад

That's cause he's the only one of them that's personable out of the three of them.

@TranscendentalAirwaves 4 года назад

@@Munkenba Not sure it's an act, have you read about him? He seems like a genuine prick. lol

@user-qo7tk8km6j 4 года назад

James May’s post apocalypse bunker kitchen sure coming in handy against the coronavirus

@user-qo7tk8km6j 4 года назад

@D B u and me both pal

@saint_lewis 4 года назад

@D B It won't last because it's started killing too early.

@evonne_o 4 года назад

Also brexit which is more harmful.

@grumpiebrown 4 года назад

It needs a proper 4-slice toaster ... and a slotty spoon .. and where's the coffee grinder and coffee-maker ?

@leonc4653 4 года назад

@Aaron Z. deadly when its during the biggest rush during Chinese new year. :)

@RT-ik8ke 6 месяцев назад

I love you guys, please never stop entertaining us.

@Kudlaty771 8 месяцев назад

I love how Hammond, in a youtube video, does what appears to be a bump after a commercial.... "if you're still with us..." lol

@feelthepayne88 4 года назад

Hammond: *pulls out knife* *Glances at May* *Reluctantly puts knife away*

@CaydeSmax 4 года назад

not sure what hammond says at this point ? sounds like maybe later or not really, too easy ? ;)

@Gblonkers 4 года назад

Hammond acts up too much

@Jamal_Tyrone 4 года назад

Must be a bit like being in the room with your siblings or parents for too long.

@Wackyfox 4 года назад

It was one of the most entertaining things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

@edwardgreenjr167 4 года назад

He was thinking, they didn't get a chance to look at his car yet.... too early lol.

@JamesWillmus 4 года назад

Just goes to show that even if the Grand Tour is scripted, the arguing is not.

@beanzmeanzheinz1525 4 года назад

It’s all scripted, Top Gear was scripted 😂 still amazing

@tailishlaller5365 4 года назад

It was actually described by the writers and directors, it's not all scripted, they just have certain bullet points/topics to entice them to argue. For example: script could say play a prank or do something to anger a certain person, usually with the driving stuff it's not scripted.

@beanzmeanzheinz1525 4 года назад

jonny j The difference between me & you is.... I didn’t have to do any “basic research” you clueless tool 😂 How did you survive before the Internet?

@Stefan_R14 Год назад

For 18 minutes, I've just been watching 2 'grown up' guys staring at some eggs and have the toast being burned... and I liked it!

@MrFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Год назад

I like that richard turned this into versus mode

@clepto475 4 года назад

James May pulling you into his bunker: "Put your finger on that knob and you know what it is"

@diegocalcagno5102 4 года назад

He is an unintentional pervert

@Isaackariuki775 4 года назад

You dirty bugger.

@RishiBagai 4 года назад

I wouldn’t mind a May, Hammond, Clarkson cooking show after seeing this!

@skipper7147 4 года назад

Clarkson eggs will just be full of blood and fingers

@Henk14789 4 года назад

This recipe calls for some garlic, but since we couldn't find any, this will do.

@skipper7147 4 года назад

@@Henk14789 "Now the oil, this does worry me I must admit using Castrol GTX, but I don't think I have a choice"

@sankarsarath2194 4 года назад

V12 kitchen equipment incoming !!! AH YESSS, POWERRRR

@boneyjoe8543 4 года назад

It would probably be called 'can't cook... but we'll show you anyway'

@agnomeagiantandatinydog1871 Год назад

everytime i watch one of these vids i ask myself, why have i sat and watched this, then i come back for more. top work lol

@paulmenard6219 Год назад

Love the banter. Great video!

@RL-ck8zk 3 года назад

"Like a bad memory from a war I fought in." Off the top of his head. Brilliant.

@Dregkar 2 года назад

Was looking for this lol, caught me so off guard. I wish I could be half as funny as him lol

@Rob-nr4qr 4 года назад

“I’ll bet we can cook poached eggs and people will watch. And moreover, I’ll bet people will comment telling us how much they love us... because we’re national treasures.” And they’re right

@undertall 4 года назад

*International

@Rob-nr4qr 4 года назад

Michael Holt you’re right. International treasurers

@matthewjones8798 4 года назад

Give it enough time, and they will be Galactic Treasures.

@Rob-nr4qr 4 года назад

Matthew Jones we’re nearly there now I believe. Intergalactic treasures fighting over who can poach and egg mode efficiently. Only intergalactic treasures could make such a topic entertaining.

@cliftoncheng2003 4 года назад

I’d go as far as to say they’re international treasures.

@user-oc1ew6qm8c 10 месяцев назад

Kind of sad that this video got me through postpartum depression... I would watch it every morning with my poached eggs on toast lol

@TheOptimuspringles Год назад

It's funny how you can fall in love with top gear because you like cars... then years later are watching some of the original guys argue about cooking eggs. The original three had a chemistry like no other. They can make the most mundane things hilarious and entertaining just from their banter.

@JeanMarceaux 3 года назад

Richard Hammond goes through existential crisis for 17 minutes over poached eggs: the video.

@joshualaw375 4 года назад

"These are modern eggs, they've come out of a modern chicken..." 😂

@TS-qq7vr 4 года назад

James May trying to act up to date.

@thejfoshow1320 4 года назад

T S lol

@12x2richter 4 года назад

You can tell it's modern because it's fatalistic, looks at memes all day, and still lives with its parents

@DirtyFrigginHarry Год назад

the look on Richard's face as he is served those eggs mirrors my own when I step back and take a look at my life.

@LogeenthLive 11 месяцев назад

Seeing Hammond recall James going into a wild fury because he spread his marmite wrong might be the most hilarious old person pettiness I could've imagined

@michaelscott6022 4 года назад

RU-vid is going to censor this video for graphic imagery: Too many knobs.

@evanrichards4251 4 года назад

Ironically they would censor this video if they showed the entire egg making process, particularly the part where male chickens are ground up alive on their first day of life since they don't lay eggs.

@Ben_Mayall 4 года назад

Hammond will be best at crashing the eggs onto the pan.

@sudhanshtanneru7843 4 года назад

He's the only guy who can make sunny side down eggs

@tcjay119 4 года назад

👍🏽😂

@TheProkonover 4 года назад

wtf, his poached eggs were perfect

@rcpilotjohn Год назад

You two are like siblings that refuse to get along and are very competitive. That is what makes the shows you do entertaining.

@nickshillito1170 2 месяца назад

I agree with Richard that using the coddler is sacrilege…. But I agree with James that using vinegar will make them taste like vinegar! I’ve been making poached eggs without vinegar my whole life. No vinegar, no whirlpool. Just fresh, cold eggs carefully lowered straight into simmering, heavily salted water for about 3-4 minutes. Perfect every time