"Honey wakeup! Hank is about to one up that Canadian guy with his mower. Ik its 3am and you just wokeup but I think we should go over and shout 'USA!' a bunch in support."
0:44 - 0:53 Funny how prior to this, Hank was drinking beer all day in the episode with his friends, and yet Gordon, who's only had one or two beer in the entire episode prior to challenging Hank, is the one who has a higher BAC rating than Hank.
Hank drinks Alamo Beer, which is basically the equivalent of Budweiser or Miller, so he's basically drinking piss water, while Gordon is probably drinking craft or imported beer, which has a higher alcohol content.
Only in Texas would riding lawnmowers be a substitute for a jousting match. Edit: Holy fuck this comment blew up. 3.6k likes in 9 months? You guys rock!
I like how the cop randomly showing up either implies someone on the street called the cops because of "lawnmower jousting" or the cop just happened to be in the area and heard mowers being jousted.
@Rebecca McNutt the thing is Canada is barely different from our country , people blow up the differences and act like because trudeau and Trump are the current elected officials it somehow represents both nations. And again I'm talking culture wise not in how government is run. All the Canadians I knew had to tell us they were Canadian for us to know
If you think it’s ridiculous they got a DWI on lawn mowers there’s literally a guy who got a DUI for riding down the street on a motorized cooler- ironically it had more beer inside.
the sheer emotional fury led him to that, hinting at his eventual "dark" form where he uses propane AND charcoal, eventually condemning use of the form later on, good foreshadowing
The first time i saw this episode, I was wondering if this is where Hank was going to kick his ass for mowing his lawn. We all know you dont mess with another man's lawn with a foreign mower.