A talk show by the famous bald head, Harith Iskandar Singaporeans - you have to follow the law Malaysians - do whatever they like You'll surely LOL, enjoy! Purely for entertainment purpose, no offence shall be taken.
I am Singaporean. And I am not offended in the least. In fact I think he is spot on! His jokes about both sides are accurate and that's the best kind of comedy.
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I hope no Singaporeans take offence with his jokes. I am Singaporean, and I think his jokes are damn funny. When a Malaysian friend recommended his comedy to me, I instantly became his fan. Always enjoyed his sense of humour. Fellow Singaporeans, if you are offended, take a chill pill lah. Don’t be so serious. Learn to laugh at ourselves too.
I'm Singaporean and I think he's humorous. Everyone should take his performance with a pinch of salt. No offence, due respect, Everybody knows how good and bad Singapore and Malaysia is. This man here is a great entertainer and we should not create a ruckus out of his scripts. Cheers`
This guy is a Awesome.Everybody has they opinion,no agrue whatsoever....but no body seen this guy point.He said about Creativity(malaysian) and Law(singaporean).Accually we have to used it both point in life.now everybody Win,Happy ending :)
i think he is better than kumar. he is not vulgar. kumar relies on vulgarity to get the laughs as well. i like iskandar .. Lsten to the one about his girlfriend giving him the 3rd degree...I laughed till i cried...so funny
Hek eleh, ek eleh, ak elan etc is previously a way of saying La ellah!: suggesting annoyance, an abbreviation of La ilaha illa Allah wa Muhammad rasoul Allah, ‘There is no God but God and Muhammad His Prophet'. Those who use the abbreviation, ‘There is no God' are unintentionally blasphemous, a bowdlerization of la illah part of 'la ilaha illa allah'
eventhough the story is sama,but the energy and the peformanship of him makes this story always fun..u think its easy to make people laugh..? try stand on the stage and do it.. respek harith sebagai stand comedian yang sangat berbakat.. ^^
yes, totally agreed. but after speaking about different culture among us and how unity is important, i would prefer if you said jadilah manusia yang berguna, instead of jadilah melayu yang berguna :) God bless
As a singaporean who used to cross the road on red light let me share you my experience. It was red light and there were no vehicles coming so I just cross. halfway and one TP(of all the vehicles) suddenly come. He stopped of course and saman me $25. Since then I only cross on green light 😂. so yea if you in singapore dont cross anyhow😂
from a singaporean polices tried to arrest a woman for threw her cigarette but in the drain, to 'hek eleh' LOL almost every entertainer is just like that. The main story is somewhere in their head but the things come out from their mouth are totally different LMAO
Love harith iskandar. Btw, singapore has a population of 5,183,700. So it's quite huge for a small country. (for those who said sg has a small population)
Guys, I know some of you might not be happy or seems 'up-tight' with his wittiness lines but take it as a joke. Well, he's a stand up comedian anyways. You might've seen a lot of S-U-C from other countries, e.g. Russell Peters. He makes fun of his own birthplace and some other countries too and we find it's funny. And we LAUGH! But, when Harith Iskandar performs, for example like this one, MSIA VS S'PORE, and you're mad? C'mon guys, again, take it as a joke.
Whether you like it or not, it's the true take the bright side, he's telling joke at the same time to make us realize that our police should've start to change, our police taking everything lightly. anggaplah joke harith tu satu teguran. :) peace
The irony of it all his punchline is about the tradeoff between rigidity of following protocols to emphasize security vs perceived efficiency by cutting corners. And he was presenting this skit at a IT security convention LOL
Im singaporean. Actually ah, the airport taxi stand if there's nobody at the Q, i will just climb over & go straight to the front lol anyway love this guy.. So funny
I don't understand how a funny jokes from a funny guy can make Singaporeans and Malaysians comment shit about one another in the comments. What's the big deal, it's a joke, it's funny, laugh.
It is so funny and so true at the same time. I couldn't hold my laughter. I'm watching this video with my friend who is a Singaporean also laugh with me.
People in Japan, Australia, Singapore and other western countries gather at designated traffic lights areas near the crossings and wait for the Green Man to light up before crossing to the other side. Simple safety reasons. Barriers in airports are placed to indicate efficiency, orderliness and queuing in line, esp in countries like Australia where there are super long queues of people.
He has to exaggerate to bring on the laughter. Nobody at the taxi stand on arrival ? ! Really ?? lol ..Anyway he managed to clamber over the LITTLE yellow barriers with ease ? How did he - fat and short spread his legs apart ? ! lol Not even a six-footer guy can climb over easily as he described coz the yellow barriers reach the height of an average man's chest.
gosh..its funny coz its soo true! cars in malaysia will never stop for u to cross the road unless u put ur hand up. the trick is to put ur hand up and look directly at the driver when u are about to cross. if not, they will all the more press their pedals when seeing someone about to cross...haiyaa~ apa2 jelah...
***** The reason why Singaporeans are law-abiding is because the leaders make sure such laws are enforced. And don't try bribing 'coz that gets you into bigger trouble. Rules are there not for mere display purpose (why bother?), they were created for a reason though it may not be everyone's cup of tea.
thats not the case in singapore...i was there for holiday and i used MRT and i saw people are fighting in MRT 3 times and belive it or not i saw a young lady shittting publicly...daymnn
i went to malacca recently..wanted to cross teh road so difficult. no traffic crossing. have to take chances crossing when the traffic slows..almost got hit by a motorcycle. At least there is law in singapore.!
jessie james but actually no, we hate that, harith iskander just being sarcastic, people always do that hand thing while no one wants to ramp anyone so, it might work haha
jessie james well you don't know who's driving, what's the condition of the driver, so yeah it's not safe. Though, sometimes i do the hand thing :p haha but since then if anyone do the hand thing i will slow down, i hope people will do the same.
Singaporean here. I don't mind Harith his jibes on Singapore and its inaccuracies. Undercover cops don't expose themselves for littering offences, they are usually on the look out for "persons of interest". For littering, those are Natiional Environment Agency officers, i.e. clerks on enforcement duties.. Singaporean don't refer to a pedestrian crossing as a designated area. We call it Pedestrian Crossing. Just as we call that garden by the bay, Garden By The Bay. We built a marina bay and named it Marina Bay after a $400,000 naming contest. Our mass rapid transit, till today is called MRT, not Subway, Underground, Metro or any other term. So pedestrian crossing is Pedestrian Crossing. When there are no lights, it would be the black and white Zebra Crossing! So far, I tell you, not a single zebra has cross it, although dogs were seen using the crossings. The yellow queue barriers, we all know its for peak periods, when the queue gets long. When there is no queue, a short cut will be created or a pax can just cut to the front from the sides. Harith should have stayed longer in Singapore, he'll discover more and even some similarities with Malaysians. Anyway thanks for the laughs.
What he was joking about Malaysia is true. Im a malaysian btw. He should talked about how dirty some part of our country are n dont even forget about Malaysian drivers. Sighhh
Hek eleh, ek eleh, ak elan etc is previously a way of saying La ellah!: suggesting annoyance, an abbreviation of La ilaha illa Allah wa Muhammad rasoul Allah, ‘There is no God but God and Muhammad His Prophet'. Those who use the abbreviation, ‘There is no God' are unintentionally blasphemous, a bowdlerization of la illah part of 'la ilaha illa allah'
Comedy lah, regardless of whether it's sarcasm. And yes, it is sarcasm. If you're going to be offended, stay the fuck away from comedy. This is pretty funny shit.
