One day after waiting for my mom to pick me up from school, I walked up to a car and kept trying to open it thinking it was my moms; but when I looked inside the window, I saw a lady who looked pretty scared. I smiled then walked away. #oopsmybad
Copy & Paste One time, while I was in high school, I was waiting for my mom to pick me up. Her car was in repair at the time so she told me she was burrowing a relative's car. Several minutes later a car looking just like the relative's came to a stop in front of me (waiting for a light) and I walked up and peered into the window for at least 20 seconds, not registering that that it was a random woman's. The second she saw me she grabbed her purse that she had sitting in the passenger seat and held it protectively. Me being awkward, I ended up just putting my hands up and walking away while she then drove away. THEN the moment the woman drove away my mom arrived.
I was at the grocery store the other day and it was really cold outside. This really old man was bagging my groceries and asked me how I was. I said, "I'm good! How are you?" He replied that he was cold. I misheard him and thought he said "I'm old." Trying to be funny I said, "Whattt? You don't look a day over 30!" He just blankly stared at me and then I walked away. #oopsmybad
I'm really bad with names and one day I started talking to this girl, when I asked her what her name was she said "Karissa", I really wanted to remember her name so I repeated it in my head a couple times... When she asked me what my name was I said Karissa #oopsmybad
I know this is old and for twitter, but I want to share! I was in line at the store one day and the guy standing next to me would not stop staring. So I asked if there was something I could do for him. He then replied, "I'm so sorry, I'm blind and I forgot my glasses, I didn't know I was staring at anyone." Umm, yeah #Oopsmybad
diornotwar123 Poor thing, guess I'll see ya there, sweet cheeks!! :) Mia May Well, they obviously do!! You were able to comment!! :) Now y'all rays of sunshine have a fabulous day!!!
Jimmy Fallon is AWESOME!! I don't have Twitter, but if I did, I would've sent in a tweet of how my sister mispronounced a customer's name. This older guy ordered a smoothie and when my sister called his name to retrieve it, she said, "Tits." She said it at least two times really loud, and finally realized when he came to get the smoothie and just froze up.....his name was Titus.
I was in the bus one day and I tripped over and accidentally sat in a random cute guy's lap... I immediately leaped off and apologised profusely. A little while later I tripped over again and sat in the guy's lap, at this point in time the bus was turning so there was no way for me to get off him. I ended up sitting on his lap for quite a while just flailing around and hitting him in the face and then apologising (it was a REALLY big turn, and I have NO balance to speak of). When I did eventually get off him, he was like "um... Do you wanna sit". I was so embarrassed coz everyone else in the bus was watching... #oopsmybad
In Middle school I got in the wrong car in the car rider line. I wasn't looking because I'd just had knee surgery and was looking out for pot holes. When I got in, I put the crutches in the back seat and saw a small child. I said, "hey, Mama. who's ugly kid is that?" I looked up and saw a man just staring at me. my mom was in the car behind him, laughing her ass off.
One time I was at a drive in movie theater and I was walking to the car with my sisters and aunt. We have a red car. I saw one that looked almost exactly like it. It was pitch black. I ran over to it and I opened the door and hopped in. I buckle up and turns "Hey gu-" four teenage girls looking at me like a murder. I flip out and say "oops sorry" I unbuckle and hop out of the car and run away. Moments later I see my aunt and she got the whole thing on camera. #oopsmybad Fml
I went up to my moms friend and hugged her belly and said " When is the baby due?" Her reply was " I had the baby 2 months ago " I RAN. Then my cousin was with us said " RUN FOREST RUN " #oopsmybad
once when i was little, i was looking at stores and not really paying attention to where i was going. In the middle of my browsing, i reached out to hold hands with my mom. it wasn't my mom. it was a random stranger who looked at me like; wth. This was after id held her hand for half a block
When I was in 3rd grade I was thinking of a song I heard of of the Blues Brothers movie and when told to say the pledge of allegiance I started off with "I'm a soul man ba da da"
My wife took her car in to get it fixed and then walked to the mall to shop. When she got the call telling her they were sending a car to drive her back, she went out and waited at the curb. A car pulled up and she said to the driver, "Are you from Saturn?" It was just a guy looking for someone else.
I left my Nair bottle in the shower, an hour later I heard my little bro screaming from the shower. "I yelled what's wrong?" He came out with patches of his hair missing on his head. #Oopsmybad
My brother texted me that he was going to play call of duty at a friends house and I thought it was unreasonable since we had call of duty at our house and texted him " why don't you bring him over and we can have a three way" since I could also play with them and realized what I texted after I sent it #OopsMyBad
I don't really remember getting my wisdom teeth taken out when I was a teenager, because of the anesthesia obviously. But according to my mom, after the procedure was finished and she was driving me home, she asked me how I was feeling and apparently I said, referring to the anesthesia, "This is some good shit" lol :)
I once went up to my friend and grabbed him by the collar, intending to say "I'M BATMAN!!!" in my BatBale voice but instead yelled "I'M BLACK MAN!!!" because our black friend Karl walked by......... oops my bad
About a year ago, I was watching a cute guy's live stream. I was kinda flirting with him a little bit in chat and after a few messages like this, he held up his left hand, pointing at his wedding ring as he told me 'Thanks, but I'm actually married.' I felt so bad after that. #oopsmybad
kup: Oops your bad! :) Wow! Kudos for having the guts to admit a guy had the guts to be honest and responsible about his marriage! That wasn't easy I am sure for him.
Anne Liesveld Well, we weren't video chatting or anything, so for all he knew I looked like a troll. But yea, I guess it could be, especially since nobody knows who you really are online.
One time I came into class late and we had notes so i asked my friend and copied their notes. She continued to look at me weird until I realized I also wrote her name down too...
ME TOO LOL. Except I replied, "no thank you" to the *super salad* ... And then it clicked to me, so I asked my mom to tell the waitress I wanted soup...
JCmasters100 I work at a restaurant too. It's called MISHEARING, asshole. I get people's names wrong, sometimes. But when you're right by the kitchen, it's hard to hear people's orders, sometimes.
My friend and I once passed this car with plastic wrap as windows and only one actual window, so I said, jokingly, "we should just bust that one window out." Didn't realize someone was in the drivers seat... #oopsmybad
We were ordering at the drive thru at Wendy's when mid order, my mom blurts out "two side saddles, please" instead of salads. It was one of those times you laugh uncontrollably at a mildly funny thing, and we were laughing, crying and gasping for breath by the time we reached the pay/pickup window. The Wendy's employees were all gazing into our car through the window and looked ready to bolt at any moment while dialing 911...which only made us laugh, cry and gasp harder! ROB(bed)LMAO For months, we couldn't drive past a Wendy's without one of us chiming in with a loud, "Side saddles!" but couldn't force ourselves to return to that particular Wendy's for at least a year and a half!
I was at Hastings one time looking through their movies with my friends, and there was this couple laughing and pointing at some of the movies. I (being the curious type) proceeded to ask them what was so funny and they awkwardly stared and ignored me. So I followed them and shouted hey that wasn't cool I just wanted to know what was so funny. Then they turned to each other and started signing to one another.....Oh you are both... #OopsMyBad
Me and my parents were at a Zoo once, well me and dad both went bathroom and I came out first, I went up to a big black man thinking it was my dad and gave him a hug. #oopsmybad
In my favorite cafe they bring a bill in a glass and that's where you leave money or tips if you are paying cash. Once I was talking to a waiter and I already had taken receipt out if glass. Then, dropped coins in another glass which was filled with water. He could not stop laughing while he was taking change out of water. It was wet tips 😂
+Massoreo Killer I was wondering too. I knew it was AD MIles, but I hadn't realized he was the "side kick" on the Late Show. But since he's head writer (as SydKat said) I guess he's probably cool that he didn't get the gig.
My resident told me she was going on a trip on Valentine's Day. I was like, "Ohhh is there a boyfriend I don't know about?" Then she said, "No, I'm flying out to attend my grandma's funeral." #oopsmybad
the other night my dad and he told me that once when i was younger he took me to get some groceries and i started squeezing a mayonnaise jar (because it's squishy and fun i guess?) but i dropped it and it exploded all over the floor. he told me that we both just walked away. i don't remember this happening and i don't know when it happened, but i believe him because that sounds like something that would happen to me. another facet of this story is that earlier the other night, we went to a store and my dad was looking at a wine glass. he dropped it and it broke, a nearby man said "cleanup on aisle three." the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, apparently
I was texting a good friend, Anna of mine all day. Then a random question came up saying, "what are you doing?". I replied working, gtg l luv u. The next thing that came up said, “hey, this is peter" (her brother). He found out that I wrote luv u and said, “oops, I'll get Anna " Worst day of my life.
#oopsmybad... I tuned a piano for a church once. Usually I'm pretty good at it, but this time I tried a different tuning method. It came out sounding worse than it was before. Took me over half a day to get it back where it needed to be! Needless to say I never used that method again.
