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@bethharper2427 8 лет назад

I walked into someone the other day and I said "thank you," and they replied with "you're welcome."

@TheTylorPlays 8 лет назад

you're

@bethharper2427 8 лет назад

Oops 😂 Thank you!

@liammcavoy1090 8 лет назад

+Beth Harper you're welcome 😂

@lizhanlon3020 8 лет назад

One time I bumped into someone and was gonna say "I'm so sorry" but I accidentally said "I hope you're sorry"!!!

@DaisyKahwenga 8 лет назад

haha Omw! I did that once, only they didn't say "you're welcome" 🙈🙈

@user-bg3zf2vb2n 8 лет назад

My father once drove to the corner store then walked home, and didn't remember until my mom asked where the car was.

@alishahaq1851 8 лет назад

LOL DON'T KILL ME

@cookiesncream789 8 лет назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Alexandra-Rex 8 лет назад

LAL.

@EvilPaladin11 8 лет назад

I have a friend who did the same thing during the dead week before finals, by leaving his car at a corner store that he usually walks to. He wound up killing the battery in his key by walking around the entire parking garage, for his large apartment complex, like five times continuously pressing the button to try to get the car to honk. Later, an exasperated cop (because he thought it was stolen, since the towing company didn't have it) showed my friend his car at the corner store, and told my friend to rest more during dead week.

@NickRoman 7 лет назад

I think I've done something like that before.

@alisonyomiramarin8887 4 года назад

Yesterday, my roommate asked me “how do you spell ADHD?”

@shukriaapso8404 4 года назад

WOW THAT JUST GAVE ME A SMALL ANERUYSM ... WHAT?

@isaacgleeth3609 4 года назад

Toy Story 2 Rex: "How do you spell FBI?"

@MizzyLQ 4 года назад

"Quick, what's the number for 911?

@PoseidonKross2009 4 года назад

Ey Dee Eych Dee

@wilclark2272 3 года назад

I overdosed on acid once, freaked out..., and spent at least 10 minutes looking for 911 in the phone book while the walls were melting all around me. 😱😂

@tenkai3839 4 года назад

I once said humans are 70% cucumbers instead of water

@amandaely9983 4 года назад

Tiernan Quirke I laughed so much! Got a chest infection and now I’m actually dying laughing! 😂

@gracecate2363 4 года назад

I'm DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Alishahaq 4 года назад

Wtf

@happyduck128 4 года назад

Who knows, the way our brains work sometimes, we might actually be 70% cucumbers! 😂😂

@julianaandromeda9623 4 года назад

Tiernan Quirke omg

@gabyo5806 4 года назад

My friend once asked me “is Black Friday on a Thursday this year?”

@amandakorcsmaros1005 4 года назад

I mean it really is now. Everything starts Thanksgiving

@Hollins23 2 года назад

Christina Aguilera once asked in a live, televised interview where the Cannes Film Festival was being held that year? LOL ...and, no, she wasn't joking!

@Timmahh85 Месяц назад

@@Hollins23maybe she needed directions and not just the general area of the city? 🤣

@laurabowden5 7 лет назад

My sister once said, "What's amnesia, I forgot...?"

@disneygirl4life675 5 лет назад

Laura Bowden Good one 😂

@telikaandfam 5 лет назад

I once told my father I know how to improve your memory and he said how and I pause for a minute then said oh I forgot

@nicolenewsome4863 4 года назад

@@telikaandfam lol

@talhatariqyuluqatdis 4 года назад

Is that true?

@weasley2o13 4 года назад

I would reply: exactly.

@erinvinson5106 4 года назад

Couldn't find the key to my filing cabinet for 2 years, then I moved and found the key taped to the side of the cabinet where I put it so it wouldn't get lost.

@AwesomeChickk101 4 года назад

😂

@justice898 3 года назад

Lol

@mistylee717 3 года назад

I feel this comment too hard.

@lenkacfk7155 3 года назад

I'm especially amazed that you kept the locked cabinet for two years - and didn't break it open or get a locksmith to open it 😅

@carissa444 6 лет назад

When I was little I was disappointed in my dad when I heard he was going to the drug store #ImDumb

@thomasinmoore1162 3 года назад

Omg 😂😂😂😂

@arrayftc 8 лет назад

I always wait for the microwave to finish beeping before I take my food so it won't think I'm desperate..

@nicolenewsome4863 4 года назад

Lol

@IAmCrackThe1st 4 года назад

Lol

@bobthebb-illder827 4 года назад

Lol

@tahjjj1488 4 года назад

Sara Liefke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tahjjj1488 4 года назад

Scottish Girl 🤣🤣🤣

@tommyget7 8 лет назад

this was like 90% bullshit 10%tweets

@Ra-fn1ye 8 лет назад

true

@TraderTimmy 8 лет назад

+tommy getenet It's part of the shtick.

@xtfoxhypocrisy7189 8 лет назад

You can fast forward around those grown men acting immature

@correoismamon 8 лет назад

+Thrasher_ 92 agree 100%

@TokinTaylor 8 лет назад

Ikr, they annoy me but I stay for the tweets lol

@aysenur9881 5 лет назад

Once I hit my hand, hold my elbow and shouted "Oh, my leg!"

@Ayukina05 4 года назад

I put my pizza in the oven. After 1 hour I realized the pizza is still in the oven. I ran upstairs and saw that I luckily forgot to turn on the oven. DoubleDumbness saved the pizza :D Edit: Sorry for grammar and/or spelling mistakes. I speak german. :)

@bobthebb-illder827 4 года назад

LOL 😂

@Hanani313 4 года назад

Ayukina GoT German? Daz nice

@k.g.8503 4 года назад

As someone who is trying to learn German as I have permanently moved to Austria, anyone who makes fun of a non-native speaker is a jerk!

@vanessahorrell7601 4 года назад

😂😂

@carameldrops08 4 года назад

who the hell's oven is upstairs?

@amd2533 8 лет назад

Love these hashtag videos. It's comforting to know that I'm not the only idiot walking on this planet.

@BlimpMcGee 8 лет назад

+Amed Mustak Yeah I was thinking the same have a ton of these

@FluffyBuzzard2TheMax 8 лет назад

Did you really think you were the only idiot? That's a pretty idiotic thing to believe

@nicolenewsome4863 4 года назад

Lol

@jmjung9 3 года назад

Humans brains are very flawed 😂

@karenlm9062 8 лет назад

I worked at this gas station for a year when I was 20. To kill boredom near closing I would stare out at this brilliant star in the distance and make special wishes. It kinda became this thing I did to stay motivated that one day I would be making more money in a better job. One night it began to flicker and disappeared. Next night it was back with an orange-yellow glow. Turned out I had been wishing on a street light all that time. I just couldn't see the stupid pole because of trees. :/

@lifewithlanda883 5 лет назад

@@aswinlal5341 I like how much you care 😂😂

@lifewithlanda883 5 лет назад

This is awesome 😂😂

@nicolenewsome4863 4 года назад

Omg. Lol

@gardengnome1827 4 года назад

Really funny!

@kamibel6830 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@Laylakia_ 7 лет назад

I once bumped into a mannequine in a store and apologized thinking it was a real person #ImDumb

@fitihab 7 лет назад

I bet you were on your phone. lol

@peterelmer6730 6 лет назад

I’ve done that!

@Me-do5tm 6 лет назад

Haven't we all tho 😂

@tav7shi 5 лет назад

Omg and you are leah “Ravenclaw” huh? XD Lmaoo

@lolstrass 5 лет назад

I did the same sis!😂❤

@savedsinner0345 5 лет назад

My dad went to dunkin donuts and proceeded to ask: "Do you guys sell donuts?"

@carameldrops08 4 года назад

I think that was just a dad joke lol

@ZhangtheGreat 4 года назад

To be fair to your dad, if he listens to Barenaked Ladies, I can understand why he'd confirm to make sure

@Sara-hj7en 4 года назад

ZhangtheGreat true,true.

@Seanmmvi 8 лет назад

you can always tell when they have extra time on this show

@weronikaantosz7629 8 лет назад

+Sean Williams I've always thought that hashtags segment was longer if the tweets were funnier than usual. lol.

@ebony-roseparfitt4520 6 лет назад

Sean Williams that’s soooooooooooooooo true

@_shivesh_12 6 лет назад

Sean Williams exactly

@atymacleod3447 5 лет назад

I alwqys forward it to him reading because the long "jokes" take so long I just skip it.

@maxmartez7849 5 лет назад

The tweets are good. Their comments and other stuff is just annoying.

@allysonmarie3823 8 лет назад

When I was a kid I used to think that abduction meant aliens were taking people so every time I heard on the news that a kid had been abducted, I 100% thought aliens took them. It used to freak me the hell out.

@bigtakeshi Год назад

i once heard a news flash about "american laws enforced on an alien" and I legit thought it meant alien from outer space!

@thepolloelectrico1117 Год назад

Man, THAT'S ROUGH.

@MohandAlbaz 4 года назад

I once phoned my friend to tell him he forgot his phone with me

@samanthaholt2894 4 года назад

When I was younger, I thought the phrase “I’m ready as I’ll ever be” was “I’m ready as a leverbee.” I always wondered what a leverbee was, and you can probably imagine the hilarious look on my parent’s faces as they were holding back laughter when I finally remembered to ask. They still make fun of me to this day 😂

@SarahLizDoan 4 года назад

Samantha Holt that’s funny!

@shukriaapso8404 4 года назад

IT'S THE BEE WHICH PRODUCES WAX OUT OF WHICH LEVER SOAPS ARE MADE. LEVERBEE 😂👍

@sydneygrace3745 4 года назад

I thought the saying "made in the shade" was one whole word and I just said "manisay" 😅 Also instead of "merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily" in row row row your boat, I sang "muckidy, muckidy..." I have no idea where that word came from

@ccpr15 4 года назад

Omg this had me crying of laughter at 3 am! I tried reading your comment to my husband and I couldn’t get thru it, he had to take my phone and read it himself. This was hysterical 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@shellyhard6044 4 года назад

😂😂🤣

@farihaabedin9758 8 лет назад

When I was little I thought countries were all actually different planets and that's why we used a plane to get across #imdumbidontevenknowwhyithoughthtat

@jtnet3 8 лет назад

+Fariha Abedin #unessessarilylonghashtagsarelame

@farihaabedin9758 8 лет назад

***** #ivebeeninfluencedbytumblreventhoidonthaveanaccount

@bradleymeyer9775 8 лет назад

+Fariha Abedin when I was younger I thought babies came out the leg meaning I thought they had to cut the leg open to get the baby out but the I learned the came out of the womb

@rainesalatte 8 лет назад

+Brad Meyer WTF? Hahahaha

@Its_PaPez 8 лет назад

Hahaha same actually, I know I did because I have a picture I drew because when I thought that.

@PattiQ 8 лет назад

We're laughing now, but those interactive yearbooks could totally be a thing of the future! 😂😂😂

@Tippett002 8 лет назад

"Hey Man"

@-shaquille-9156 8 лет назад

hey man

@RamboA12 8 лет назад

Exactly what I was thinking 😂

@DuongHoang-xv9ge 8 лет назад

***** the fact that your name is Tony stark makes this comment a million time cooler

@author_tiffany_dionne 6 лет назад

Patricia B in France I was thinking the same thing!

@alexreid1173 4 года назад

Whenever I hear someone walking behind me on the sidewalk, I look up and to the right to try to see them in the rearview mirror. It doesn’t work well without a car.

@tasha_2868 5 лет назад

I stopped at a stop sign and waited till the light that was 2 blocks in front of me turned green🤦

@lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 года назад

Not so dumb, if you were planning to floor it ...

@mysonic12 8 лет назад

When I was a kid I thought the world used to be in black and white.

@njones7093 8 лет назад

So did I! lol

@KaizerMan 8 лет назад

What? why?

@mysonic12 8 лет назад

KaizerMan old movies were in black and white and I thought that's because that's what the world looked like back then.

@jodiesturtevant8745 8 лет назад

Me too! I was about 7 when I asked my older sister if she was born when the world was still black and white 🙊

@supermodelzdancerie 8 лет назад

YUS ME TOO

@bewareofwil 8 лет назад

Last week I was watching some show. The guy on TV waved, and I instinctively waved back.

@maxafshar 8 лет назад

+this is bacon omg really that was really funny hahaha I do that sometimes actually

@flohkroete 5 лет назад

Oh my god, I can't stop laughing!

@BernadetteTeachesMusic 4 года назад

Happy these are showing up on my recommended again 🤗

@charlesbowen532 3 года назад

Me too

@ilyaswaza5692 3 года назад

Having this video on recommendation after 5 years 😂😂😂😂

@enk989 5 лет назад

Me greeting someone: "Hi! How are you?" Person: "Good. How are you?" Me: "Good. How are you?" 😑 #imdumb

@mcdougalvalentine5801 4 года назад

I constantly do this at work.

@aubreygriffith3619 3 года назад

Lol

@clovergurl123 2 года назад

Everyday. I usually cut myself or them off. Hahahaaaa you're good, you said that 🤣😬🙄

@paigerook8939 8 лет назад

they used my tweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so stoked!! :D

@DeesonJame 8 лет назад

+Paige Rook Not dumb. Just too polite.

@MegaCadette55 8 лет назад

Mama I made it!

@paigerook8939 8 лет назад

lol

@Chase-gs3zi 8 лет назад

+Paige Rook which one was yours?

@Chase-gs3zi 8 лет назад

+Some Random Dude lol My bad. Figured it out

@acoow 8 лет назад

I asked for a "McWhopper" instead of a Whopper Jr.. The funny part is she knew what I meant.

@geoffnorrena5707 7 лет назад

I'm dumb - I waited several seconds in front of a 7-11 door waiting for it to open automatically

@nicolenewsome4863 4 года назад

Lol.

@thankheavenforseveneleven5522 4 года назад

I’ve done that at the exit door at stores lol!

@avalewis8078 5 лет назад

"Do you even understand my life??" This is still one of my fav moments from this show!! 😂 Gets me everytime!

@itaahoe 2 года назад

me too! :)

@kristy615 Год назад

Haha

@peekaboo9685 8 лет назад

When I was a child I legit thought that men who had a bald patch were all Jewish and it was because they wore kippas so often. xD

@peekaboo9685 8 лет назад

I'm also a Sims addict, so I have tried to press the 0 key before realizing this is real life, there is no keyboard for it and you can't pause it either...

@tonybologna9268 7 лет назад

Yep, I use to drive my truck to work everyday and then I drove my car one time and when I came out to the parking lot I thought someone had stolen my truck.

@Tracymmo 6 лет назад

A friend once reported his car to the police as stolen. The next day he remembered it was on the next street.

@nicolenewsome4863 4 года назад

Lol.

@nicolenewsome4863 4 года назад

@@Tracymmo lol

@Thelilmissbz 4 года назад

Tony Bologna I freak out like that! When I park and can’t find my car 😂😂

@carissa0503 7 лет назад

I was in college when I realized that the mom wasn't cheating on the dad in "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus". #imdumb

@stephaniepurtle2154 7 лет назад

carissa0503 me too!!!

@Maberlys 7 лет назад

Wait WHAT?!

@sarahbenton3864 6 лет назад

carissa0503 literally just realised that now

@Eternaldarkness3166 6 лет назад

Yeah, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air explained the reason for the song for me and it took a long time for me to figure that one out.

@PFloyd-px7hm 5 лет назад

😆😆😆

@cynthiabustamante2884 4 года назад

I once looked into a pot of boiling water. When the steam fogged up my glasses. I panicked as I thought. What's wrong with my eyes?!!!!

@Gotb2chn 8 лет назад

I stood at a stop sign, waiting to it to turn green.

@feymouse 8 лет назад

i once got spooked by my own reflection in the basement window.

@3Mlor 8 лет назад

sometimes ill get spooked by my reflection on the mirror.

@yvettealarcon2704 8 лет назад

+Matthew Lor me too

@emordnilap4747 8 лет назад

I've never been spooked by my reflection before, but from the look on her face I think I may have spooked my reflection once or twice...

@anandharamr.3098 7 лет назад

same

@nicolenewsome4863 4 года назад

Lol

@ReubenRiver 5 лет назад

I once got a "happy birthday!" to which i replied "Thanks, You too!"

@nisabexheti8250 6 лет назад

When I was little I thought that a serial killer was literally a cereal that comes out of the bowl and gets a knife and kills you😂😂🥣🥣

@missr4233 8 лет назад

If I were the person waiting behind the mannequin I'd be more worried over the fact that they weren't moving...

@nathankendall2566 8 лет назад

+and-she-said-let-there-be-rock LOL

@chrisbeaudoin3709 8 лет назад

Its not that hard if you are with a family talking to them you probably won't look at mannequin. But 15 mins is bullshit

@mason.11 8 лет назад

+and-she-said-let-there-be-rock Lol. And nice username and profile pic

@TacomaPaul 8 лет назад

+Chris Beaudoin Not hard to believe when you just *know* he was staring at his phone.

@chrisbeaudoin3709 8 лет назад

+TacomaPaul who said anything about phones?

@jaredhall4812 8 лет назад

all the stuff they were doing in between the imdumb tweets were really annoying

@SasukeUchiha-zl6zq 8 лет назад

yes the stupid little bits that they do are annoying and make the show bad.

@alexcorcoran7807 8 лет назад

I enjoy them imo

@katiegalvan3771 8 лет назад

it's okay but he drags them on too long. if he did a little skit it would be fine but he drags them in for everrrrrrr

@alexcorcoran7807 8 лет назад

+Darwin's Puggle Are you related to Darwin's Bulldog?

@MrJorgito89 8 лет назад

totally agree...I'm not a big fan of Jimmy's sidekick..😑😑😑

@jitskemaekelberg373 5 лет назад

Went to school by bike, returned on foot. Took me two days to realise my bike was still there...

@abbys8374 7 лет назад

I organized and now I can't find anything. #Imdumb

@carmencosme9941 7 лет назад

Abby Snyder

@brittanyviebrock1651 5 лет назад

Omgggggggg I can’t tell you how many times I organize and loose everything!!

@nicolenewsome4863 4 года назад

Actually i did that more than one time. That's why i don't organize nothing. Can never find it afterwards.

@nicolenewsome4863 4 года назад

@@brittanyviebrock1651 me too. It sucks.

@Thelilmissbz 4 года назад

Bee is a pretzel I DO THAT 😂😩😂🤣

@supermodelzdancerie 8 лет назад

my friend thought rain came from outer space. I thought when it rains, the whole world is raining.

@rixxycolonel1177 8 лет назад

I used to think Olivia Newton John was actually "Olivia neutered John".

@Hollins23 2 года назад

That sounds painful!

@JadisAmalthea 7 лет назад

My mom once pulled into the wrong driveway. Twice. Lol.

@Sandirah 7 лет назад

she once did it twice?

@JadisAmalthea 7 лет назад

I messed up on the wording lol. She pulled into the wrong driveway twice.

@Sandirah 7 лет назад

I was just playfully teasing :)

@cathair9295 5 лет назад

Are you stupid?

@tinajeppesen5948 5 лет назад

I do stuff like that on the regular I thought that’s normal :/

@misseli1 7 лет назад

When I was a kid I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger's first name was "Aneshashenegah", or to make that more legible, "Ah-ne-sha-sheh-neh-gah". I was so shocked when I found out it was just Arnold.

@cyberman3648 7 лет назад

total·sax·sap Wut??????

@Geoash456 7 лет назад

Radish Is Kool I think she means she thought Arnold Schwarzenegger's name was all the one name. But not sure

@PFloyd-px7hm 5 лет назад

😆😆😆

@rachelshin5469 5 лет назад

When my brother was like 3or 4 my mom told him to tell our dad that Arnold Schwarzenegger was on TV. When my brother went up to my dad he said "daddy, you're an egg eater!!" And walked away. My dad was so confused.

@sakuramari 8 лет назад

A couple of years ago, still sleepy in the morning, after pouring myself a bowl of Cheerios, noticed something was a bit different from usual and realised I'd poured myself a bowl of cat biscuits (^_^;) #ImDumb

@skipperdani 8 лет назад

+sakuramari They probably tasted better. Cheerios are inedible in my opinion.

@sakuramari 8 лет назад

Angela Anuszewski LOL

@alejolopera 8 лет назад

Just read the damn tweets Jimmy

@franciscod6034 8 лет назад

+Alejo Lopera Inglés then you would miss the fun part

@xtfoxhypocrisy7189 8 лет назад

RU-vid allows you to fast forward

@alldaywatcher2470 8 лет назад

Just have some damn humor Alejo!

@StarlightRequiem 6 лет назад

I think that their reactions make it better.

@sweetbaybabz7463 6 лет назад

Thank you. They think they're funny but clearly just trying to stretch the segment to eat up time.

@kirokujin333 6 лет назад

When I was 7 or 8.. 1. my older sister’s ADMIRER asked me to say “hi” to her for him. I told my sister; “your REMINDER said hi” 2. My family was talking about my dad’s permanent visa and I asked them “what’s an eternal visa?” I remember choosing among the words eternal, forever and everlasting. Lol

@mooshrimi4444 4 года назад

#ImDumb I was so tired one time when I ran into a chair I said, "Oh, sorry!" Then was laughed at by my friend for 10 minutes straight.

@ehdollet9641 8 лет назад

Sometimes I think if you don't laugh at every single joke they make you will be taken out of the audience xD

@TokinTaylor 8 лет назад

It's hard to make me snap but... Can you two just shut up and read the tweets? Lol

@4evrJONASlvr 8 лет назад

It's better if you've been drinking. Lol

@asterisk911 4 года назад

3:43 See, I went a different route: when I was a kid, I thought she was Olivia Newton-John because she had married her Grease co-star, John Travolta.

@thankheavenforseveneleven5522 4 года назад

asterisk911 Aww that’s cute ☺️

@typhoon3872 5 лет назад

That Olivia Newton John one reminded me of when I was little I thought Jesus Mary and Joseph was Jesus's full name. LMAO!

@hearmymotoredheart 8 лет назад

Someone please start a band and name themselves Olivia, Newt and John

@haley9671 8 лет назад

I love you and your show but just get on with the next oneee..

@vuha5000 8 лет назад

+Imoh Edet get that old guy out of the show..he aint funn

@kledhs2890 8 лет назад

+Vuha Vuhu No he's funny + Johnny Carson had a guy like that the tonight show. Conan did that too...

@chelseayun7665 8 лет назад

IKR

@vuha5000 8 лет назад

+Kledisa hasa well...it tells a lot that...they only "had' and dont have currently :P hanging on one hashtag comment for 2 minutes...i dunno hahah

@garmene 8 лет назад

ikr... whenever I see a 3+min long video on hashtags I'm like "okay... they are going to be doing stupid stuff nonstop..."

@smiley27b 7 лет назад

I crack up every time Jimmy does the "do you even understand my life?" bit.

@edgaropolous 7 лет назад

yeah, where is that from?

@swastiksuthar5299 6 лет назад

whom is jimmy impersonating ?

@kaitlyn5206 6 лет назад

I know, its soooo funny 😂😂😂😂😋

@andreab983 4 года назад

Who is he imitating?

@debrakalz8413 3 года назад

I love that bit he does. I laugh every time I see it.

@elizabethlizz3980 7 лет назад

I once waited behind a parked car to go. than my brother & I realized we are in the parking lane 😜

@Shan-bg4ci 8 лет назад

i thought mary kate and ashley were three different people too

@shelbycazares4417 5 лет назад

They are actually just one person moving really quickly back and forth. John Oliver is really close to cracking the whole case wide open.

@CoRLex-jh5vx 8 лет назад

When I was younger I knew that my cat got bigger as she got older, I thought by the time she was 10 she would've turned into a tiger. hence, big cat.

@druemcee 5 лет назад

I can't put into words how professional The Roots are. Been a fan since '97.

@HinsonCo 3 года назад

Their improv is top notch. So so good.

@viohleta 8 лет назад

On the previous hashtag video, people were complaining that he skimmed through the hashtags and didn't take his time and now people are complaining about him going to slow. Can't satisfy everyone.

@juliaaa1111 8 лет назад

Well... there's an in between. Not too slow, not too fast. This one was definitely annoying.

@wrxhex 8 лет назад

+Ju M. No people just want to complain

@juliaaa1111 8 лет назад

+zomboobiez yeah, right. whatever you say

@juliaaa1111 8 лет назад

+Keandre Espina that's the point of a comment section.

@mickeymota9557 8 лет назад

Its youtube. full of ignorance

@Mr.Phresh 8 лет назад

I've never done any of these things. #ImSmart

@JordanDeeb28 8 лет назад

R/iamsmart

@Mr.Phresh 8 лет назад

Lol yup. Forgot hashtags don't recognize apostrophes.

@CapnShades 8 лет назад

#ImDumb

@WadeWilson- 8 лет назад

+Doug Jones Guess you just ruined your smart streak right there.

@Mr.Phresh 8 лет назад

Pucadupr Haha it is now officially back to zero.

@noambermudez2595 7 лет назад

Actually, my brother always sings "Hey man" instead of "amen" when Take me to church sounds on the radio. I used to, too

@plagueriddenmark145 4 года назад

Same

@joslinwebster358 5 лет назад

I have caught myself blowing on my salad or cold food more than once thinking it was hot food!?!?

@Lorisa25 8 лет назад

OMG JUST READ THE TWEETS!

@bkt1abcdef 8 лет назад

thank you

@TurtleTitan4Evah 8 лет назад

OMG JUST GO ON TWITTER AND READ THEM YOURSELF

@thunnusmaccoyii1210 8 лет назад

+TurtleTitan4Evah boss!

@Lorisa25 8 лет назад

+TurtleTitan4Evah You may be entertain by 5 year old follery, but the rest of us are not. Don't act like it's not annoying.

@thunnusmaccoyii1210 8 лет назад

Lorisa214 Theyve always done this 😐 ... why are people all of a sudden shocked?😕 and Mr Turtle Titan 4 Evah (boss name) is right if you just want to read them go on his twitter and if you want to hear them have a friend read them to you😄... calling this five year old foolery is being silly and foolish😦 If youre a fan of fallon you should already know he is silly or cheesy and accept it however youre entitled to your opinion ☺

@philchao 8 лет назад

i yelled "SHUT UP, HIGGINS" a few times during this video. let jimmy talk. jesus..

@nathankendall2566 8 лет назад

+phil chao this must be your first time watching..

@ninjaked1265 7 лет назад

When I was little, I thought the states were separate countries and I'm from Michigan, when we were stopping at a gas station in Ohio and went in there to get snacks, I was surprised when the cashier spoke English so I asked my dad, "Wait, Ohionans speak English?" He said, "Yeah" and I said, "So every country in the world speaks English now?" And he said, "No." and I said, "But we're in Ohio." And he said, "Well, Ohio isn't a separate country." And the cashier was just laughing the entire time. #ImDumb Also I used to think Washington DC was located in the state of Washington lol #ImDumb

@universeoutsidemyhead1757 4 года назад

Oh I Still think that I’m like DC IS ON THE WEST COAST RIGHT

@ellabarrus6120 4 года назад

NinjaKED12 wait it's not? Where is it then?? Is this ad? I'm 14

@roamingreptile5398 7 лет назад

Someone has said "have fun on vacation"and I would respond with "You too," even though they weren't going

@user-jn8bj8jo4y 8 лет назад

Once i spend the entire day searching for my glasses when they where on my face the whole day #ImDumb

@tanmaykamble7125 8 лет назад

lol.. once happened with me to.. N your beautiful BTW..

@halvoranundskas5526 8 лет назад

An entire day? Wtf how is that even possible.

@tanmaykamble7125 8 лет назад

+mongoloid Dweller well it hardly took me 2 mins to realize..😂

@HJJallday 6 лет назад

Guess the only place you didn't look was the mirror haha

@cashtaylor9804 6 лет назад

Carla V. Santos I did the samething today. A year after your post. I found them fast but, almost gouged my eye out. I reached too fast, lol... Ppl tell me to wear one of those "things" around my neck that hold a person's glasses on... aaah NØ! I just can't bring myself to wear one. Maybe in another 20yrs, lol 😎

@gabrielf.3506 8 лет назад

Shut up higgins! Every time he talk after a twet is like "omg again this man"

@carmenruiz7068 8 лет назад

hahaha ikr

@brennelli 8 лет назад

That's his job, that's what he is there for

@samlung2724 8 лет назад

There is funny Higgins and annoying Higgins.

@xtfoxhypocrisy7189 8 лет назад

You know you can fast forward anytime through the video.

@gabrielf.3506 8 лет назад

+Thrasher_ 92 i think everyone prefer less dumb jokes and more funny tweets

@kaygideon7797 7 лет назад

It's a TALK SHOW people.....of course they're going to do a lot of talking. 🙄

@kaitlyn5206 6 лет назад

EXACTLY!!

@boy_2478 5 лет назад

Yeah but a talk show is generally about a host and guest TALKING not texts, so the inbetween bits are unnecessarily long

@maddiegardner73 4 года назад

Kay Gideon oof gottem 👏🏻🙌🏻

@jinxhex 4 года назад

@@D-Rock420 Ah, yes. When you had no way of reaching 911 unless there was a landline nearby. Ah, the good ol' days.

@henhenhen19 5 лет назад

I LOVE the riffs!! Together with hearing random Quest-Love laughs is my favorite part of this show. Also funny how the camera guy zooms out for the imaginary stuff 😛

@adamromero 8 лет назад

First time I went to Trader Joes, I started checking out my items until a guy came up to me and asked if I needed help. I said "yeah I don't know what to do next", he said "we don't do self checkout here"... I was pretty embarrassed.

@allysonmarie3823 8 лет назад

I know right! The Trader Joes checkout line is so weird looking, I've been there like 10 times and still don't really know what the hell to do. I just hope somebody else is checking out too and I just follow them.

@nicolelewis1678 8 лет назад

In elementary school, whenever the teacher said "hush", I would ask "who's hush?" Because I thought hush was a person.

@Starboi8 7 лет назад

Once I double tapped on a RU-vid video😂 #imdumb

@oHLwho 7 лет назад

Rice Gum u r not d only one😅

@amberrichard8874 7 лет назад

I double tap on Facebook all the time

@briannac5974 7 лет назад

Rice Gum thanks ifunny 😃😉

@jbangtan 7 лет назад

Once i used my fingers to zoom in on a youtube video. I wanted to get a better look at that youtubers face #ImDumb

@rupsadas2332 6 лет назад

I have done this so many times. 😂

@blackdogbrown 3 года назад

When I was about 7 years old I said/asked my Dad... "Daddy, If Kryptonite kills Superman, what does Kryptoday do?" My Dad laughed hysterically for 10 minutes before actually answering me. 😂😂😂

@alejandroaguirre3191 8 лет назад

"Shut up read the tweets, and don't say anything after, just make it boring as possible"

@mickeymota9557 8 лет назад

+Matt Holub Im pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

@xtfoxhypocrisy7189 8 лет назад

You can always fast forward on RU-vid. Remember that

@sanguinemcorda4310 8 лет назад

Nooooooo that statue of liberty thing NOOOOOO you seriously don't get it.. they doooo. change hands cause.. where my Whovians at?!

@shabnamkhairzada9848 8 лет назад

right here

@kaleeodom549 8 лет назад

I blinked.

@SentinalKnight 8 лет назад

#whovian4life

@stephaniehayes341 8 лет назад

here!

@Kasino80 8 лет назад

Got your back!

@kaylarenee628 4 года назад

When my nephew was in like 5th or 6th grade writing a book report or some shit and he asked my sister “Mom how do you spell US as in USA”

@katitachulita6841 6 лет назад

Idk if its because im pregnant and my emotions are all crazy, but the mannequin one made me laugh so hard I started crying for 10min.

@YouAreLiveIn321 8 лет назад

I don't know if this was just me bbbuuttt when I was little I thought the alphabet went.. "abcdefghijk elemeno pqrstuvwxyz" oops. Lol

@michellesalazar1773 8 лет назад

Me too

@happeedaze1 8 лет назад

+YouAreLiveIn321 hahahaha thanks for sharing

@ardenfeldman9275 8 лет назад

I did too, and my preschool teacher made me fail the alphabet and thought I was retarded

@YouAreLiveIn321 8 лет назад

Omg!! That's funny... and terrible! :')

@jmsta2011 7 лет назад

"HIJK en-o-men-o P"

@LL91g 8 лет назад

When I went to ihop on a date the waiter asked "can I get you started with the soup or salad" I told him "no thanks" and he said "it comes with a soup or salad" and I told him I didn't want a super salad. my date then corrected me and I went with the soup. #imdumb

@TriggerGirl007 8 лет назад

I remember this story from a previous "hashtags" video

@zeroforconduct8008 8 лет назад

+TriggerGirl007 A lot of these are taken from memes or posts online. Like the mannequin one.

@TriggerGirl007 8 лет назад

I noticed.. it's kind of disappointing =\

@emilyallison799 7 лет назад

One day I was in the Grocery Store and a carton of orange juice said no concentrate and I said, "Well duh orange juice isn't made of concrete."

@melodymedlock160 4 года назад

I love Jimmy ❤ I have ever since seeing him on SNL. He always makes me laugh.

@waterwind2266 8 лет назад

Everybody complaining about the banter and jokes between Jimmy and Steve - What would the bit be without that? All it would be is Jimmy reading things that other people wrote, not adding anything. What kind of bit would that be if the HOST OF THE SHOW just removed himself from the bit?

@TokinTaylor 8 лет назад

The bit is the tweets. No one cares about the banter.

@TokinTaylor 8 лет назад

+JAM F It's an opinion just like yours, man. We're in the same boat. Why try to start something? Lol

@PamelaMondejar 5 лет назад

Samuel Irvin Totally agree.

@LA-pq1tq 5 лет назад

Banter is okay Too much isn't👌

@sctirish1 8 лет назад

When I was young, I thought that color was invented during the making of Wizard of Oz.

@jessicalowry6116 4 года назад

My ex once told me that everybody in the world sneezes like a domino effect until it makes its way back to you #imdumb

@loversepiphany 3 года назад

NO ONE’S TALKING ABOUT THOSE SOUND EFFECTS?? THAT’S SO COOL LMAO

@barbaro267 8 лет назад

Not sure who will read this, but I played a mean prank on my brother once when I was in second grade (he is 3 years younger than me). We had gone to see The Lion King musical at the Pantages Theater in LA and I told my brother that the actor who played Mufasa literally died every single time they had a showing, so they had to get a new actor to play him for every new showing. I think I told him the truth later that night, but he still hasn't forgiven me to this day haha.

@vmorris7639 6 лет назад

barbaro267 Hahahahaha that's terrible, but hilariously clever

@laurenmiller-keys3207 6 лет назад

I feel like my sister would do that to me

@orangutan9045 6 лет назад

/r/thathappened

@Emma-yq7pk 6 лет назад

barbaro267 what this actual hell. You again?

@itsawonderfulknife7031 5 лет назад

barbaro267 That was a long way to go, for something so unfunny.

@daniellaviolet6207 8 лет назад

"I voted for Donald Trump"

@mtthwpnn 8 лет назад

Yeah, because a vote for Hillary is a sign of intelligence

@daniellaviolet6207 8 лет назад

Nathan Penn But a vote for Donald Trump shows even less..

@ilovedogsilovethem 7 лет назад

Am I the only one who actually likes the banter in between tweets? I think it's amusing and adds more to the segment than just simply reading off the tweets.

@missmac564 4 года назад

My sister used to think the song Constant Cravings was actually God Bless Gravy

@xibalbaa 8 лет назад

how does Higgins make those noises ?? 😂😂

@jrms2589 8 лет назад

He's actually too talented, I enjoy his contribution to the show!

@xibalbaa 8 лет назад

+jrms2589 yh

@pinkporcelain4352 8 лет назад

Idk. Btw, I love your RU-vid pic :3

@mjrbloom 8 лет назад

When I was at a doctor's appointment meant there was a woman sitting outside. Being that is polite to compliment someone I said she had nice boots. Turns out they were casts and the woman couldn't walk. She just stared at me and then I realized my mistake