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In honor of Mother's Day, Jimmy reads his favorite tweets with the hashtag #MomQuotes.
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@zzzroxyzzz 7 лет назад

My grandma wouldn't wear her glasses when she drove, my mom asked her why, she responded with "they make me see further than I'm comfortable with"

@marissagonzales3062 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@kellydoyle852 5 лет назад

😂 I'm gunna start telling people that!

@MagnificoGiganticus 5 лет назад

Hahaha!

@Grodman5 5 лет назад

Oh lord

@MissTique247 4 года назад

I 💖 Grandma!

@doomspirospero 7 лет назад

My mom once told me to call her so she could find her phone. once she found it she called me back to see what i wanted

@keriezy 7 лет назад

Demetris classic! Back when people had house phones and answering machines my mom moved and didn't understand why her answering machine wasn't working. So she asked me to check it. I followed the cord on the answering machine back to the answering machine; problem solved.

@christinathomsen6295 7 лет назад

Demetris hahah😂 this made me laugh. Thank you 😂😂

@Sdority905 6 лет назад

OTAH!

@steinfeldshopelessfountain840 6 лет назад

Demetris legend

@qaramaryam5148 5 лет назад

Same

@henrywhite7738 7 лет назад

He actually forgot to read the one by the Whackinator. He was so caught up with the name he didn't even read the hashtag

@maddie_ackerman 7 лет назад

Henry White Yeah I noticed that!! I feel bad for that person who tweeted that.

@MightyZeus 7 лет назад

That's Fallon for you.

@veerleverhoeven7615 7 лет назад

My mom frequently forgets the name for cargo shorts and calls them "purse pants" #MomQuotes I looked up her tweet

@MagicallyEmily 7 лет назад

Henry White That was me!!! I'm @zawackanator on Twitter!! My mom was so excited about my tweet too, I can't believe he missed it!

@Guccii626 7 лет назад

Zip-a-Dee-Doo Disney so what is your mom's quote lol

@vanissamendoza9320 7 лет назад

hooters gonna hoot 😂😂😂😂

@carissa444 7 лет назад

I read that comment exactly while hearing it

@mroutlaw3874 7 лет назад

Same

@Calvin-Santo 7 лет назад

could someone explain to me what hoot means in that context? XD

@vanissamendoza9320 7 лет назад

Carlos Santolin funny? 😂 I just know it's a sound made by owls. 😂

@venaacavaa 7 лет назад

Vitamin Vee and thats why i dont get how can people hate on higgins

@kcmounsey 6 лет назад

My mom went to Scotland, in describing the trip she told me, “It seems like you’re going to find warthogs around every corner.” I replied, “You mean Hogwarts??”

@Originella 7 лет назад

My mom forgets titles, too. She thought "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" was called "Everybody's Happy in Chicago"...

@packt.crushd1116 7 лет назад

"Phoenix Be Rainin And Shit." also your mom is dope if she watches sunny

@dlhilliardful 7 лет назад

Originella My former mother in law told us she wanted to see the movie "Ready to Breathe". She was talking about "Waiting to Exhale".

@Originella 7 лет назад

HA!! Actually, I have two brothers who watch it, but she's seen the clips and stuff that my younger brother subjects her to haha.

@BrooklynBrimstone 7 лет назад

My Mom gets titles wrong all the time too. Recently she was talking about how she really wanted to watch "The Amazing Dance" (she somehow combined two reality show titles into one - "So You Think You Can Dance" & "The Amazing Race")

@Originella 7 лет назад

Moms are awesome but it's so fun to laugh at the absurdities they inadvertently come up with...

@LeahDino32 7 лет назад

The first one reminds me of my mom. I asked what movie she wanted to watch and she said, "That one where they go to the government facility." The goverment facility was the DMV, and the movie was Zootopia.

@tashajackson7968 5 лет назад

LeahDino32 😂😂😂😂

@ElcsieRetakov 4 года назад

Otah!

@sandigarcia8403 4 года назад

LeahDino32 oh lord 😂 the fact it’s a mom thing scares me like no not me pls 😩😂

@melrobertson2743 3 года назад

The movie where they go to a government facility... Well that narrows it down😆

@janaw6062 7 лет назад

My mom says "can you believe she defaced me on Facebook" she meant unfriend. Now when I get unfriended I say I got defaced. Lol

@theoreojournal1403 5 лет назад

I am soooo using that from now on!

@neen319 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@rjeanh7170 3 года назад

😂😂

@marilenat.1271 3 года назад

Wow, It sounds so much more dramatic! 😂

@lucypollock4553 5 лет назад

My mom once tried to boost my confidence when I got bullied. She said, "They're only mean because they are jealous. Don't know what they're jealous of, though."

@jonelfilipek7848 Год назад

😂😂😂😂

@Kate-gq3xx 7 лет назад

When my mom sings songs, she just says whatever comes to her first. Like the song that says "Now I'm feeling so fly like a G-6" , my mom says "Now I'm feeling so fly like a cheese stick"

@Heather_Nelson 6 лет назад

Kate Hey my three-year-old thinks cheese sticks are pretty fly!

@susie1330 6 лет назад

Kate 😂😂

@a.sweetpeac.2281 6 лет назад

My dad does this. It's hilarious. Except when it's serious.

@satchelyork 4 года назад

My mom thought the lyrics to Thats Not My Name by the Ting Tings was, "They call me bitch, they call me hoe. That's not my name."

@janini1232 4 года назад

I do the same thing. 😂 I am not a native english speaker so it happens often that i dont understand what they say before looking up the lyrics. I just say similar sounding things that arent even necessarily real english words

@yvonnegranger7334 7 лет назад

I was having trouble at school and declared to my mother that I wanted to drop out of school and become a stripper... she told me I should look in the mirror before making any rash life decisions😂😂😂 love you too Mum

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 лет назад

Lol, sounds like something my Mom would say to me)))

@celinetix6831 5 лет назад

Yup that's my mom 😂😂😂😂😂

@TheAtreyeeShill 3 года назад

Literally my mom 🤣

@dp1563 3 года назад

OTAH

@mikehorton6195 3 года назад

Stripping is hard work. Messy and difficult. Wallpaper is bad enough but for paint you need obnoxious chemicals that are bad. Take it from a grandpa that’s been there sweetie. Stay in school.

@nyx1119 7 лет назад

Whenever I would tell my mom "im dying" she would instantly reply " well, die quietly".

@kitabotha9662 4 года назад

Mine does this too 😂🤣

@dalpz205 3 года назад

3 yr old comment but Mother's Day this weekend. My mom did not want me to bleed on the carpet. She wasn't joking. That 70s shag must've been expensive.

@vanessagregg50 7 лет назад

Hashtags are my favorite on the show 😀

@esaskykke7600 7 лет назад

#NiceToKnow

@jarredjones8476 7 лет назад

#iknowright

@alisa-bg1wr 7 лет назад

same!

@aidenthorpe3933 7 лет назад

Vanessa Gregg #same

@morecurlsmoregurls2607 7 лет назад

I really believe the longer he has left for the show to stay on air the longer he will stretch the bits, and try and force some comedy... And vice versa, if there's no time he'll just read it quickly and that's it. Makes me really sad honestly

@RuthKoheifish 4 года назад

"Hey, you're back. What happened?" "Couldn't get a Goober." MISSED OPPORTUNITY.

@19gomer 4 года назад

you are cool and have reaallly good humor

@Cinedragon 7 лет назад

My mom once had a fight with my dad and she said: I'll never forget what you said to me!......What was it again?

@mohamedaly8039 7 лет назад

the "haters gonna hate hooters gotta hoot" totally got me 😂😂

@zzztrynotzzz 7 лет назад

after my mom accepted spanking was no longer socially acceptable she would say "don't make me hurt your feelings"

@lglp3 5 лет назад

It's not socially acceptable among the alt left who are having problems with their kids being brats, but it's still a thing, globally LOL physical abuse on the other hand is a different story

@happyhoney3433 5 лет назад

@@lglp3 No one on the planet would say I'm on the left but I raised 4 kids without laying a hand in them and didn't have problems . They were polite, respectful and well behaved. Spanking is what lazy, less intelligent parents do.

@lglp3 5 лет назад

@@happyhoney3433 You are probably white. And what works for some may not work for others but dont be ignorant ass and call people you dont know "less intelligent"

@celinetix6831 5 лет назад

@@happyhoney3433 well not all kids are calm and shit its depends on your kids personality

@lisahinton9682 4 года назад

@@happyhoney3433 Wow, elitist much? You're so wrong. Because people spank doesn't make them "lazy or less intelligent" than parents who opt to not spank. I can only imagine how rigid you are, and thus what a miserable person you likely are to be around.

@blondeone0094 7 лет назад

OTAH makes me think of CLAH (Cackle Like A Hen). Does anyone else remember that?

@beckarkottke 7 лет назад

Samantha Pellegrini yes!! Also a lot of moms still think LOL is 'lots of love' so there was a tweet along the same lines that was like 'grandma died. Lol' 😂 I think jimmy does a version of this around Mother's Day every year

@joygisiiri230 7 лет назад

Samantha Pellegrini. Me

@ezrismom 7 лет назад

I thought of that when he did it

@toddsimone7182 7 лет назад

Makes me think of Utah but with a O

@poots605 7 лет назад

CLAH!!!

@sandrafenderson9708 7 лет назад

Once I fell down the stairs and my mom yelled, "Don't make dust!"

@thewalkingdeadfan6180 5 лет назад

She’s mean

@twintwo278 4 года назад

Omgggggg😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SpaceportFloozie 4 года назад

My favorite Momism was when we were watching the Spider-Man Homecoming movie and when Donald Glover came on the screen she said “that’s that rapper! Lil’ Bambino!”

@ivanriobla 7 лет назад

#OTAH

@viksaggu9085 5 лет назад

ivan riobla OTAH TO THE MAX!!

@JBlooey 5 лет назад

Utah

@da1earedbandit44 5 лет назад

I was cringing

@hh7184 4 года назад

OTAH, NATE!

@katyterberg3006 6 лет назад

"I like your new car. I want to get a VCR one day too." -My mom. I assume she meant "SUV".

@PBironingboardII 7 лет назад

"Haters gonna hate, hooters gonna hoot." This is the funniest thing I have ever heard Higgins say.

@BritRose 7 лет назад

I told my mom I got straight A's for my last semester of college and she said, "So all that crying was for nothing?" 🙃 #MomQuotes

@amyfrancis8358 5 лет назад

Brit Rose j

@heatherj8321 3 года назад

My mom called a selfie a “onesie”. It’s now a running joke in our family!

@annatimberlake7 2 года назад

Can I get into your "onesie"?

@randomthings2016 3 года назад

Best one was when my Mom asked me what IDK stood for. I replied with I don’t know & she replied with oh, okay! 🤦‍♀️😭😍❤️🤩😏

@LosinMyCrackers 7 лет назад

My mom would always say " You have to suffer to be beautiful" whenever she pulled my hair too hard when she was helping me get ready for school

@anniehallmartin995 7 лет назад

LosinMyCrackers my German grandmother said that too! 😂

@luvwhirl 7 лет назад

LosinMyCrackers pain is beauty 🍼🍭

@tephanie18 7 лет назад

LosinMyCrackers my mom told me "Para ser bella, hay que ver estrellas", which rimes and literally means "in order to be beautiful, you have to see stars", stars from the pain... So it's pretty much what your mom said

@Widdekuu91 7 лет назад

Yeah..'wie mooi wil zijn moet pijn lijden', same here. "Who wants to be beautiful, must suffer pain."

@BritRose 7 лет назад

LosinMyCrackers omg, my mom did the same thing 😂😂😂

@camillematthews8129 3 года назад

When I was around 11 my mom and I were driving past a neighbour who was a little person. She stared out into the road and broke the silence with “I wonder how he puts his Christmas lights up”?. To which I immediately responded “with a ladder like everyone else”!? She went so red.

@sofiaalayon3340 7 лет назад

"Haters gonna hate, hooters gonna hoot" 😂😂😂

@PEACHFACE24 6 лет назад

OMG I’ve been sick the past few days. Been watching hashtags for days. Jimmy and Higgins have sent me into a total coughing fit. So now I’m sitting here trying not to laugh. Dang near impossible.

@14laurenlovesmusic 7 лет назад

The next one should be grandma quotes

@OvSpP 5 лет назад

So when can see hashtags like ‘I swear if those gays don’t stop with their damn parades!’ Grandpas.

@Mr_-Heisenberg 7 лет назад

I just love Higgins and his one liners

@seaneshawnrandall3224 3 года назад

One time as I was going through an ugly divorce I said "WELL YA KNOW KARMA IS A BITCH!" She said "Karma??? Honey, I don't think I've met her have I met her???" 🤣🤣🤣 God I love her!!!!

@kayrup3712 5 лет назад

My momma is always telling me to look something up on "ebay", she means goggle...

@chainblast2590 7 лет назад

Oh I just love me a good Hashtags segment! Its always a HOOT!

@YeeSoest 4 года назад

When my mom calls me on my mobile phone and I tell her I'm at home, her first instinct is to call the landline to save money. I have never had my own landline since I moved out so I wondered what number she'd dial to call me, she gave my last landline number, which is the one she's calling from^^

@MagicallyEmily 7 лет назад

I AM @ZAWACKANATOR AND JIMMY FORGOT TO READ MY TWEET!! My tweet was: My mom frequently forgets the name for cargo shorts and calls them "purse pants" (Which is 100% true)

@strawberrypinkmoon 5 лет назад

Not my mom, my dad pronounces celebrity names wrong. My favorite is George Loony and Hoopi Goldburger.

@jennifermullan4865 3 года назад

Okay, hooters gonna hoot is a brilliant line! HA! OTAH!! 🤣

@cjhs2006 4 года назад

“OTAH”Should be a Thing,It’s Just Too Funny,&,Perfect

@rachelberndt1835 5 лет назад

One time my brother pet the dog at the dinner table and my mom said, "don't pet the dog, she's full of dog hair. "

@ayaan.siddiqui 7 лет назад

I love hashtags. Please keep doing them!

@Tavest-fe4lr 7 лет назад

If you see this have a nice day!

@ilovemydog6847 6 лет назад

Deceitful FoX you you too 👍😊

@madelynnm7464 6 лет назад

Deceitful FoX 10 months later and you still made me smile 🙂

@FeistyFox420 6 лет назад

I don't believe you want me to have a nice day...

@aprilhamlincoln 4 года назад

You too! Have a beauty day!

@tinabell6583 3 года назад

Love 💗 to all the moms out there rip mom I love you

@Ceazurhaha 7 лет назад

Higgins always killin it 😂😂

@732Netto 6 лет назад

Ceazurhaha Higgins is the best

@pato20995 5 лет назад

Higgins is cancer

@Piscesgirl1227 6 лет назад

My mom once told me when Silence of the Lambs and Sleeping with the Enemy came out in '91, she confused the two titles and she ended up saying "Sleeping with the Lambs" 😂

@MsJaiMae 7 лет назад

When I was little kid, I used to talk back to my mom, she would say, "I brought you into this world, I can take you out." Lesson learned. NEVER talk back to your black mother. I remember seeing my life flash before my eyes after she said that. 😂😂

@henrywhite7738 7 лет назад

She stole that from the Cosby Show

@MsJaiMae 7 лет назад

That's her favorite show. LOL.

@henrywhite7738 7 лет назад

That explains it then lol

@victoriagorena2586 7 лет назад

Omg my dad always said "I didn't bring you into this world but I can take you out of it" lmao glad I wasn't the only one

@MsJaiMae 7 лет назад

***** I see your dad watched that episode of the Cosby too. 😂😂

@Maberlys 7 лет назад

JIMMY YOU SKIPPED WHAKINATOR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

@Patrick94GSR 7 лет назад

@zawackanator My mom frequently forgets the name for cargo shorts and calls them "purse pants" #MomQuotes

@MagicallyEmily 7 лет назад

Maberly I'm @zawackanator on Twitter, I can't believe I get on the show and Jimmy skips my tweet!

@Maberlys 7 лет назад

Zip-a-Dee-Doo Disney I'm sorry for completely butchering your username 😂

@jackbelden3851 6 лет назад

Oh that’s a hoot

@glucosina 6 лет назад

dwe edv i skip through it sometimes, they just take it so far, like minutes of bs.

@MelissaThompson432 5 лет назад

The members of my family have "mouth dyslexia" and usually call him "Bon Jon Bovi."

@elizabethvogt2306 Год назад

I've watched this specific hashtag several times....you 2 are brilliant.

@23hunter152 7 лет назад

It's even funnier when you hear the Roots laughing in the background lol

@shuboy05 7 лет назад

We should start using OTAH.

@geriatricward 4 года назад

My mum likes to say 'I'm so happy I have snot bubbles coming out of my nose' when she's really pleased about something

@Anna-ls8sb 3 года назад

This Is like the 27th time I've watched this clip and it never stops being funny, totally a hoot!

@pokeyclawz8727 4 года назад

My family was on vacation and my mom saw a sign that she thought said turtle crossing so she kept asking us where the turtles were. It took me a minute to figure out why she was looking for turtles. The sign said truck crossing. Now i always ask her where the turtles are.

@aleksacaruso4376 5 лет назад

My mom was once trying to explain Big Bang Theory to me. She kept referring to it as "Sonic Boom"

@lhughescca 6 лет назад

My mom somehow thinks the expression "yikes" is plural. So now, in a serious and dramatic tone she says "yike." Cracks me up every time

@youwinkiwink9608 5 лет назад

"I want my haters to know what's up". SWAG!

@Neha98 4 года назад

My mum always said that if you're going to get into a fight - you're going to get yelled at anyway so make sure you get a good few punches in and win so that the punishment is worth it

@deathbym0nkeys 7 лет назад

higgins is my favorite!! 😂❤️

@catherinec2327 7 лет назад

There is this restaurant that my mum went to for more than 10 years. She has called this waiter Ron. She recently found out that his name was Lewis. #Momquotes

@RinJackson 4 года назад

And he never said anything because...?

@BradB93 6 месяцев назад

"Hooters gonna hoot."😂 Higgins is the best!!!😂😂

@yousunshineyoutemptress 4 года назад

That first one is literally my mom but with song titles and lyrics. The other day I heard her singing 'Hello Yellow brick wall' instead of 'goodbye yellow brick road' and she thought that 'what makes you beautiful' by 1d is called 'So beautiful lol

@jasdipkaur6004 7 лет назад

I love Jimmy and his laugh ❤❤❤❤❤

@serenad333 6 лет назад

When I was 16, I was at the store with my mom and had noticed there was a hole in my jeans near the crotch. I said, "Crap.. mom, there's a hole here" she looks at me and goes, "Honey, you're supposed to have a hole there" in. Front. Of. Everyone. Including, the guy I had a crush on, who just happened to be shopping for t-shirts 6 feet away.

@fabioluscreations2691 2 года назад

🤣😂🤣😂

@VictoriaMorrisa 7 лет назад

Awww lol I love the OTAH and the Hershey Kiss moms. So cute!!

@thedorsinator 3 года назад

I spit my tea out all over my couch at the Fitbit joke

@raunaqarora4565 7 лет назад

OTAH. Just like CLAH. Anyone?

@joygisiiri230 7 лет назад

Light Black Lipstick. I remember that.

@lydiamar7589 7 лет назад

TheLordHasSpoke Turning water into boxed wine

@TheRaventwilight 4 года назад

The Fitbit count callback. LOL 😂 from the #DontjudgeMe

@tesc-zn1pg 7 лет назад

Did he skip one?

@sophie3 7 лет назад

Tesy Lava yea, they always do that on RU-vid, live it's more :/

@16050390 7 лет назад

yeah they were laughing to hard they accidentally skipped it

@shriyakhera2167 6 лет назад

Hooters gonna hoot 😂😂

@fatimamendez3153 7 лет назад

You gotta admit it: Jimmy F has the best sidekick of all the late night hosts.

@aliciahoffman8794 5 лет назад

You gotta love Higgins😂😂

@geelovepooh 4 года назад

The Fitbit joke cracks me up everytime

@kimia1664 5 лет назад

My mom is on her phone 24/7 yet when I ask her what time it is she always reads it from the clock on the wall 😅 🤦‍♀️

@ticiamusic 7 лет назад

Hashtags is a brilliant bit, cause the show writers don't have to do any work. Genius...

@michritch3493 4 года назад

I love when these guys riff. Funny!

@MissTique247 4 года назад

Best line ever: Haters gonna hate; Hooters gonna hoot. 🤯

@brittanymiller4575 2 года назад

Haters going to hate, hooters gonna hoot!!! I peed myself laughing so hard 😂 😁🤩🤪

@lizard3755 5 лет назад

My mom was really upset about Luke's death in The Last Jedi, so she said "I could just lay down and let a car run over me if I wanna feel crushed."

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 лет назад

Lol

@tamarleahh.2150 4 года назад

She's right!

@linzifurnari8771 6 лет назад

My mom used to write "Lol" under people's posts about their life tragedies. She thought it stood for "lots of love." 😒😂

@katrinawagner6842 5 лет назад

We used to live with my great grandmother, she lived down stairs and we lived upstairs and she was always losing her dentures. She would yell up the stairs at my mom, CINDYYYYYY, I CANT FIND MY TEEEEEEETH. Then my mom would go downstairs and usually half would be in her sweater pocket and the other half would be on the table or her bed or something haha.

@Vineet0k 7 лет назад

I'll take a Goober in your Uber

@georgia-mn7hl 6 лет назад

Vineet0k OTAH

@maddiegrissom2551 6 лет назад

I'm a goofie goober yeah!Who's a goofie goober yeah?! Were all goofie goobers yeah... Goofie goober goofie goober goofie goober YEAH ! 🤣🤣

@robertgillespie7946 6 лет назад

During a wild phase of mine, I walked in on my Mother giving her friend a recipe on the phone. I couldn't believe my ears when she said to add about a half pound of shrooms. I laughed my ass off and told her not to say it.