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Me: Ok just gonna take a ten minute RU-vid break Me 3 hrs and 30 hashtag episodes later: \_('-')_/ I can't be the only one?

0:04- First Tweet 0:53- Second Tweet 1:09- Third Tweet 1:28- Fourth Tweet 1:46- Fifth Tweet 3:21- Sixth Tweet 3:50- Seventh Tweet 5:36- Eighth Tweet(Final)

"left ball side pocket" 😂😂😂. Higgins you genius

I don't know about you, but the talk between Higgins and Jimmy is why I love the show!

Wake me up before we burn burn!

Highlights: - "Left ball, side pocket." - "My calf muscles are so strong I can bust a sock just by stretchi.." - "This wasn't always a bathroom." - "We trained a possum to do your laundry."

I used to take the same bus every morning, first to drop my 3 year old son off at daycare, then to get myself to work. I was 18 years old when he was 3 btw. One morning the bus was packed, and as usual there were MANY different perfumes, colognes, breakfast and body odors. It so happened this one morning was the prime PMS time for me and so I wanted to leave the bus a few stops earlier and just walk in the fresh air. My wonderful son had, of course, by this time memorized our route and our regular stops so he persistently asked "WHY" we were getting off the bus at the wrong spot so I leaned in to his little ear and whispered "Mommy has cramps so we need to get off the bus and walk just a little ways". We were exiting at the front and during the pause between the stopping of the bus and the full opening of the door my little gregarious guy turns to face the whole bus and announces in a very loud and clear voice "Everybody ! My mom has "CRABS" so we have to leave the bus early and walk" !!! OMG I felt the heat rushing up my body from my toes ! And worse ?! I felt the NEED to correct and explain ! Thank the Bus Gods my fellow travelers had excellent senses of humor and experience with children that still required a little more real life training in sharing information correctly ! I almost started taking a new route every morning. But my Mom taught me how to walk like a Queen no matter the event ! LMAO

The Jimmy/Higgins relationship is gold. They play off of each other so well.

If you don't like Steve & Jimmy talking in between tweets then I say...... *GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!* 😎🎩👌

Jimmy and Steve can honestly go on and on until time ends... I adore the both of them so much lol. They’re the perfect combination. I do wish most videos were like this though. Makes it so entertaining!

the `troll being hit by sunlight` got me XD rofl

At 0:41, "Left ball, side pocket." That was fucking hilarious

Trumps becoming POTUS* ... #TimeToMove to Venus ✌🏼

The back and forth dialogue in between tweets are the best parts of these #hashtags! Like an SNL sketch where Jimmy can break character and laugh at himself. Best Tonight Show bit!

I swear man, Steve Higgins need his own show.

One time, my country elected a racist, sexist reality star as President, even though most people voted against him. #TimeToMove

I hate how you guys complain about Higgins and Jimmy dragging out a joke. I'm actually really upset when these videos are short because I really do enjoy there sense of humor.

I love how the sound techies were perfectly in sync with Jimmy at 3:00! :-D

You guys honestly think Higgins gives a fuck what you think about him? He has fun on the Tonight Show every weeknight, making a great living. He doesn't give a shit what a bunch of dumbasses say about him on RU-vid. Great bit, keep up the good work Tonight Show!

I enjoy their banter.

To everyone complaining about their improv between tweets, I have a 2 step plan to end your misery. Step one, close this browser. Step two, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags FYI, THEY ARE COMEDIANS, THIS IS THEIR JOB. If you want the tweets read with no banter, you can read them yourself while the rest of us enjoy their comedy. GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.

Just knew from the length half the vid would be Jimmy & Higgins rambling on

I love how they banter & rip on the tweets. This is one of the best! Historical ceilings!

I like their banter! They're funny. Lighten up.

The first one was #TimeToGetABed not #TimeToMove.

favorite skit on the tonight show. funny tweets, funny random banter.

Like damn, if y'all want to hear those tweets so badly why don't you look them up for yourself. This is much funnier than Jimmy reading straight from the cards. Those two are entertaining as hell

I wanna see Jimmy and Higgins on an episode of whose line is it anyway

"You want me to call the historical society?"...that had me rolling! 😂😂

I personally really enjoy the chemistry between Higgins and Jimmy. Dont see how people get so annoyed by them.

I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my fav. He's got a good personality and crew.

Can they please read the tweets instead of the talking in between!They are funny without the unnecessary talks, but don't get me wrong.

Love love love Jimmy Fallon! Higgins owned it tonight.

Wish he’d continue doing these , absolutely hilarious 😂

Once someone wrote in pencil on my back door "I see you,don't let me catch you" I'm glad I moved

JUST READ THE TWEET JIMMY!!!

Am I the only one who loves the in between skits

Why do people complain about the talking inbetween the tweets? It's the best part! Higgins is incredibly funny

LMAO I love when they go off the record so much

I miss the back and forth comedic banter in these segments. So much fun!

LEFT BALL SIDE POCKET. IM WHEEZING OMG LMAO.

Reminds me of where I live. My landlord came into my apartment. The ceiling was caving in, in one room. I asked if he was going to fix it he replied "You're not really using that room anyways...."

Why doesn't everyone have such a fricking problem with them talking between tweets? Are they really THAT obnoxious to you???

A troll getting hit by sunlight lmao lmao I'm so dead lol lol. Then Jimmy does the visual. I can't stop laughing lol lol

Jimmy Fallon and Steve Higgins are so funny and entertaining. They are comedians.

Some people on RU-vid are crazy and I hope you don't act like 5-year-olds (maybe worse) in real life. It's their show and if you don't like it don't watch the video. No one is forcing you to (if someone is then complain about that) and you don't have to watch it to see funny tweets. It would be pointless for them to just read the tweets. Literally anyone who can read can do that.

I like their comments in between, but oh my god they overdo it.

"...like a troll getting hit by sunlight." Perfect! :D

When Jimmy is doing his small improv conversations with Higgins, I wonder how awkward the Roots feel.

Higgins, you're actually funny!! XD Jimmy and u make tweets much more funny with improv! Love it!!

i love it when they go on these improvised rants...funniest hastags always

The troll shower one was hilarious😄 The one where the guy explained the low ceilings by saying people were shorter 100 years ago wasn’t a silly excuse, if it was a really old house. People were shorter then, due to poorer nutrition, lack of food & more exposure to infectious diseases.

Well I love Higgins and their banter... it's like 2 friends joking with each other

I've been "that neighbor" before... I had a neighbor one day (18 years ago) stop me in the parking lot and ask me if I was ok. She had just moved in and I was surprised and told her of course. She said I can hear you crying at night and it sounds like you're dying, it's the saddest crying I've ever heard.. I didn't realize she could hear me.. She didn't know but I had just lost my 6 week old son and his Dad the month prior. Needless to say I cried into a pillow until moving out a few months later.. Sorry for keeping you awake old neighbor.

[Reads the time stamp - 6:05] Me: oh, there are going to be some SHENANIGANS in this segment!

Left ball side pocket lol HIGGINS A+

"People seem to like him!" 🤣🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

I feel like I'm the only one who enjoys listening to them in between tweets.

My sister made the tweet about the black mold, crazy she made it on the show!!!!!!

Lived in a house for five years. Rained on and off for six days. Went into the kitchen to make food. Turn around- *half of the kitchen ceiling collapses at my feet* . #TimeToMove

I just love Higgins!

Oh how I've missed the long hashtags and banter. Love this. Good day to you sir/lady

I love their improv riffs in between. 😂😂😂😂😂

man i love higgins... so quick, so hilarious

Higgins was on fire tonight!

Bahah the low ceiling tangent! Hilarious

Jimmy and Higgins: How to drag out a joke.

The glove slap gives me life

Why you all bother watching if you all you end up doing is complain? It's getting really old folks

i love these two 😂

I lob their conversations in between tweets because that's my everyday life failing to stay on topic

For anyone who hates Jimmy and Higgins rambling between the tweets, skip 1:57 - 3:11 and 3:50 - 5:33 :)

You know it's a good "hashtags" when you see it's 6 minutes because you know Higgins is involved!

I want a whole sketch for Higgins on his own 😍😍

"this was a scurvy room for a while" 😂😂😂

The improv is the best, just seems like the most real part of the show😂😂😂

Trump is president #timetomove

I love when they go back and forth in the same joke

Drink every time Jimmy slaps the desk! Aaaaand I'm DEAD 😵

These two are killing me 😅👌

They might talk a lot between tweets, but at least they're hilarious 🤣

OMG! Bustin' a sock!!! I laughed and sputtered and almost spit out my gum!

One of my aunt's and her husband are so lazy and immature they move to another trailer, apartment or rental house every 2 or 3 months instead of paying the rent and get so far behind that they move at night b4 they get evicted

Man these hashtags are so good i just can't stop binge watching them all

The other ain't even funny . Just read the dam tweets jimmy !

As you can see by my profile photo, opossums are quite sweet and friendly. And my house is over 100 years old, the ceilings are 10 ft. Apparently, giants lived in my part of the country, if they needed 10 foot walls...with 8 foot doorways.

It feels like Jimmy and Higgins are in a constant war to be on top of the last one to make the audience laugh.

I once caught my roommate using a spoon to unclog the sink. I said that's gross & she said "it's not my spoon". Best believe I never left a dirty spoon on the sink after that!

I think Higgins is really funny. His conversations based on a tweet are quite creative.

Omg I watch these just for Jimmy & Higgins conversations in between.....when he said I can bust a sock 💀💀💀

These guys are hilarious together.

This might have been Higgins' best episode yet

Thank goodness RU-vid has the skip 10 seconds forward feature

Left ball, side pocket....this had me dying hahahha

I haven't scrolled through the comments yet, but I confidently say that they might consist of: - Higgins isn't funny - their jokes are lame - just read the tweets - other stuff that dumb people say in every damn video, click off already you haters!

I can't imagine walking by Jimmy and Higgins' offices at the network studio to see them doing those same voices just with a different premise and bit every single day. Cause you know that's exactly what's going on back stage 24/7

Is no one gonna talk about how addicting these are, cause ummm I keep saying no more, this is the last one, and I swear to God this is the 50th video.

"I'm not going to tell you how to live your life"

This time I almost enjoyed the jokes between the tweets, but it got too much toward the end

Listening to Higgins and Jimmy go back and forth is like watching two best friends recite a bunch of inside jokes and you want to be included so you just laugh and pretend you understand what's going on.