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When I was a teenager my dad was yelling at me for cursing too much. When I said "I learned it from you" he told me "that is bullsh*t!" :)

A while after my grandfather had died an old friend of my dad asked him whether it was true that his father had passed, my dad responded: " I hope so, because we buried him a week ago." #DadQuotes

Goddammit I cant stop watching these videos. Just one more...

My dad went to the audiologist last year and he told my dad: "it seems you're experiencing high-frequency hearing loss" my dad replied: "well that makes sense, I have a wife and three daughters"

hashtag C.L.A.H

Once I was laughing so hard with my dad, I told him to stop cracking jokes because my face was killing me ( ie..cheeks hurt from laughing) he said,"Yeah it's killing me too, you should cover that up".

So turns out my tweet is in this BUT I NEVER KNEW!! It's only been two years....nice

I was telling my dad about how i passed out in the bathroom at school, and got sick. All he had to say was:"Did you miss any school work!?"

Whenever I was out with my dad he would pretend to be blind. He would hold his arms out in front of him, trip over things and say to me very loudly " why are you leaving your blind father to walk around by his self"

That last one! Woooooow, hahaha!!

My dad put a bike on craigslist with a "raped" seat. I had to tell him wrapped was spelled differently.

One time my dad and older brother were arguing over the tv remote, my dad said "it says in the bible, 'though shalt give thy father the remote control'." after an awkward pause in the entire house he said "It's in Proverbs."

Every time I watch one of these videos I end up going on an hour long late night hashtags marathon

We went to a comic convention last year. My sister was Poison Ivy, I was Harley Quinn, my dad said he was 'Bruce Wayne'... this was because we gave him a Batman shirt, which he wore under a polo shirt, so he would be 'in disguise' #dadquotes

I listened to my husband tell off our daughter in the next room he said "i have one last thing to say - If you wanna drink the bread you gotta eat the wine and if you wanna walk the talk you gotta talk the walk" he walked out of the room looking so smug and proud of his little speech while our 11 year old daughter looked like she had been asked to smell the color 9.

I WISH I COULD LISTEN TO QUESTLOVE LAUGH ALL DAY LONG. IT'S MAGNIFICENT.

"What did she say?" is killing me. It's like the actual joke's dementia-version.

My dad said "Don't worry if you get pregnant, we'll just sell it on eBay." Is it weird I couldn't tell if he was joking or not?

hahahahahah "I asked my dad to go to a 50 Cent concert. He said Heres a dollar take your sister"

How come it's always 20 minutes to be a worldwide trend on Twitter?

My dad found out my sister was planning to major in sociology and/or psychology. The next time he saw her, he opened the conversation with, "So, it looks like you've decided to be poor."

The 50 cent one is old and has been on the Internet for ages

3:11 made Questlove laugh like Santa Claus. :D

That last one killed me. xD

I was listening to a song by Led Zeppelin and asked my dad what was it called. He said it was called "Indigent Song" instead of "Immigrant Song". Just to annoy him, we changed the lyrics to "we come from the street, we beg money and food...". To this day, he gets really mad when he hears the song on the radio or tv.

the "what did she say?" one made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt!

Every time i watch this show, i think of The show How I Met Your Mother. He looks like josh radnor!

I asked my dad if I can go to a 50 cent concert , he gave me a dollar and said "here's a dollar, take your sister" lol

My dad whilst watching the beginning of "Fiddler on the Roof," in complete honesty says, "I did not know there was an actual fiddler on the roof." I love him. :)

The last one XD

Well, a bit too late, but here we go! I once overheard my sister talking to our dad. She jokingly said to him: "come on, dad, admit that your children are not exactly normal!" And he goes with this witty reply: " I won't! Nobody wants to admit they made broken stuff!" #dadquotes

my dad heard the song "when i was your man" on the radio and he asked "is this the new michael jackson single?"

CLAH!!

the last one tho 😂👏

That last one was priceless!

These shouldn’t come up between my homework videos lol it’s too hard to resist

What did she say? CLAH

the last time about 50 cent is really really old.., i saw it on tumblr like 4 years ago.., i hate when people doesnt go original just to have 2 minutes of fame

When I was a kid we were going for a road trip to Pennsylvania with my brother and parents and my dad kept saying "shoes" after we got to the car. After assuring him many times we had our shoes on, he repeated the phrase shoes over and over again, getting very angry, upset, and confused. We were sat in the driveway with my dad yelling "shoes" until my brother clarified that my dad was saying the word shoes over and over again, and we had no clue what he wanted from us. He then, very red faced from embarrassment, told us he meant to say "seat belts". Neither one of us had our seat belts on yet. (Also, its a lot less weird to us considering my dad has M.S which messes with his brain and speech sometimes but it was very early on in his M.S, before he got too bad, so we didn't understand.) We still laugh about it to this day, and joke around when going to the car, he will say "shoes!" And of course, I will know what he means. Lets just say it was a little awkward when my first boyfriend came out to dinner with us one night and my dad said shoes randomly in the car.

I was watching Macklemore on RU-vid and my dad walked passed me, saw the video, and said "Holy S**t! Is Vanilla Ice making a comeback!?"...........Smh.

When my dad was mad he used to say I'm gonna give you a good twerk because he used to think twerk ment punch

my brother: if you press/hold down A then you roll (he was talking about zelda) my dad: but if i'm already holding down A how can i roll at the same time? me: ._.

When I was a kid I was upstairs in my dad's room watching tmnt and all of a sudden I hear my dad singing "I whip my hair back and forth" and came upstairs singing that song only having a towel on after showering. The ironic thing is that he's bald.

The last two were golden!

My dad told me that the golden rule was "he who has the money makes the rules."

Dad humor is the best.

omg the 50 cent one cracks me up

My dad kept saying "Aces, man" because he thought it was cool and teens said it. All my friends and I started saying it and he believed us.

i freaking adore you Jimmyy oh my god, you're so loveable omfg

Once my dad said to me and my best friend "if I was 39 years younger I would date you guys"

We have this rule in my house where if you finish something off, you have to replace it. So, I after watching my dad finish off the milk jug I knew full well how he tries to get out of his chores, so I started to scold him. He replied with, 'You watched me finish it off, so you take care of it.'

My dad always told my sisters and I to stay away from the three P's: poles, pipes, and penises. Joke's on him. I'm a lesbian.

First time I saw this was in bed and laughed out so hard I woke my husband up. Lol

At 3:13, QuestLove laughs like Sean Connery from SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy skit.

1:17 for the #'s

my dad invented the words to a backstreet boys song. I kid you not, he was singing(very badly might I add) in the car the lyrics to a so called backstreet boys song and a month later they released that very same song(wording was a little different but still was freaky as hell)

What, is it NOT ok to serenade your potato chips now?! Pardon me, I was under the impression that we lived in America. Can't tell me how to live my life, I'll love whoever I want!

Why is he reading the tweets off cards when there is a computer beside him? CLAH

Once my Dad worked as an assistant and his boss was an asshole. He farted and told my Dad to take it to the post office. After some minutes, my Dad came back to his job. He farted in his boss's face and said "The post office is closed." 😂

CLAH

One time, I texted my dad I had a stalker. He immediately called me asking if I had called the police yet until I could explain to him I just wanted to send him a picture of a squirrel sitting in front of my window...

My dad once said I have too many kids. my response was that's your fault. #dadquotes

I got a new coat that had inside pockets and my dad was getting his concealed carry permit, so I went up to him and said, "Dad look! Conceal carry pockets." He replied, "That's my daughter!"

I love Quest's laugh at 3:12.

When I took a tour at University of Missouri, the tour girl started to talk about a statue that students rub the nose for good luck. She then went on to mention that it has had many nose replacements. Without missing a beat he said, " It got a BRASS JOB!". #DadQuotes

I just noticed. It almost always ends up being a world wide trending topic

I love that one guy bow ties!

3:08 "...trust me. No one would pay for you!" OUCH on so many levels!!! rofl

Anyone else think the guy reading the stuff is kinda hot?

When I was about 17, my dad sat me down and told me the greatest gift I could give my husband was my virginity. I laughed so hard, I started crying. My poor dad looked like he had seen a ghost.

Last one tho...killed me 😂😂😂😂

When I was younger I had to stay in hospital and they put a tag on my wrist with a button to set the alarms off if I needed to be restrained, my dad paid me to press it so he could meet all the good looking nurses 😂😭 i had ten nurses burst in and tackled me like a rugby team 🤣😭 my dad had a laugh though

When asking a store associate at Target about a digital camera my dad asked, "where do you put the film?" #dadquotes

That last one was stolen from online for sure.

I need about 300,000 more of these, ASAP!

This joke about Fifty is everything😂 one of the best I ever heard

The drummer sounds like Santa

my dad said, "I bet if Jesus Christ walked through that front door right now you would fart."

I love the France one!!!omg! What a dad thing to say

Dads are the funniest living thing on Earth!

The last one is hilarious!!!

I asked my dad if I was adopted, and he said "trust me, no one would pay for you."

The last one was awesome hahahahahahah

I was telling my dad a joke one day and at the end he laughs and says "Lol out loud!"

skip to 1:15

I once cut my finger opening a baked beans can for breakfast, and went to show that to my Dad (for sympathies y'know). After hearing the story, all he said was "I didn't get any baked beans for b'fast"

My parents were in line for a movie and Don Henley from the Eagles was behind them. My mom whispers, "Hey, don't look now but Don Henley is behind us." Then my dad spins around and yells, "WHERE?"

The last one was the best! lol

Actually if one the distance between points A and B is filled with one way roads, it may be closer for Mike to drive to his father than the opposite.

One time at dinner my dad asked "what does the fox say?" Then me, my mom, and sister looked at him like he was stupid #dadquotes

3:13 Santa Claus sounding ass got me in tears 😂😂

The last one lol

My dad doesn't understand computers so he was trying to look something up and he said he needed to use my facebook to google something.

My dad and I text almost exclusively through puns. The other day we texted for a pretty long time about what I wanted for dinner through puns about cheeses from various countries. Never said anything about my family being normal.

The last one was gold haha

That last one was awesome.

One time a few years ago when my dad was dropping me off at my then boyfriend's house, he said "don't go making any babies"

my dad thought "brb" meant "bathroom break".

It's only when you start binge watching these that you realise just how long Jimmy has been successfully hosting this show. It doesn't seem like it's been over 10 years and he's still awesome at it! Hasn't gotten stale and keeps it family friendly with no one being derogatory or mean just for laughs. I hope he keeps it up for at least another decade!

Lol the last one was hilarious.