He Fakes His Death, So He Can Play Games All Day In Grave 

And phones only last 4 years, how will get a new one?

Or how he's gonna breathe

😅😅

What about oxygen

@@BenigikuBetanot true at all

Gamer "After" Life

Lmao

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Sounds like a man who knows how to live

Battery:💀

@@limlynica7136 Oh yeah

But you would die of oxygen deprivation before your phone dies.

@@limlynica7136 I think you underestimate how quickly i can hyperventilate, expelling dangerous levels of carbon dioxide at a rate multiple times faster than regular breathing.

I can't breath......aaaaahhhh Happy I can't breath day!

Steve also beat the ender dragon

@@Johsther for real

Fun fact: There's a character in the Cirque du freak series whose name is RV(Reggie Veggie)

@@Johsther fax

And he’s seen magical forest creatures. Legend fr

yeah LOL

He got a little too devious

it will give me nightmares 💀

You do realize the voice is AI generated, right?

@@fridericusrex6289 Guess I love the AI then, whoever wrote the jokes lmfao

@@fridericusrex6289It’s a real guy narrating lmfao. He has his own channel too. It’s not ai

Bald ODETARI

titles are misleading bro

That and the Percy jackson books. I didnt have phone or any computer or tv at my house so books were like magic to me its strange. I used to consume books like like I binge netflix series today. I've lost my touch for reading now unfortunately

Yeah, they were author insert books etc

​@@2SpiralNikawe lost our attention span due to youtube, tiktok, and the likes..

@@rizkyadiyanto7922 Reminds me of that article in a magazine "Is Google Making Us Stupid?" it pretty much talks about that same issue

i haven't read it but the fact it ends in a way that sets up a sequel says something

Yup I alr read the book the movie is more trash then trash.

Ouuu something for me to read!!

The movie changes a lot of stuff. It was supposed to be an adaptation to the first arc (first 3 books) but not only changes a lot of things but also borrows some plot points from later arcs without consideration for the whole overarching plot. The books (at least the the first 7 ones that I read) are pretty great.

I did like the music I the opening of movie idk about the books but I like the story of movie I watched this as my first vampire movie then I watched van helsing

Aw ..so sweet 🥰

Indeed. I enjoyed reading his Cirque Du Freak series.

Aww

Great author. I met him when I was about 11 and obsessed with his books. Signed a few copies for me, absolute gent!

​@@chewsuperfour9514Too bad this movie was such a letdown. I was appalled that they chose John C Reilly to play Mr. Crepsley.

Same here. I hate when people say I have a great life because of it.

@@septicshock1018 not being able to work is more stressful than working ever was tbh. I really miss working.

@@Ecargallasandra My disability especially kicked off late in middle school, so I dropped out, unable to graduate. Now I'm 19, and mostly bed-bound. So, I don't really understand fully what it's like to lose the ability to work, because I never got it. I'm also mentally disabled, so I didn't get a job as a teen. I wish you the best, it really isn't easy being disabled, especially in this world.

@@septicshock1018 I’m so sorry to hear it hit you so young. That’s just not fair or right. I hope you’re hanging in there. It’s a long journey but we don’t have any other choice but to walk it haha. I got diagnosed at 26. I’ve retained some brain damage to my basil ganglia, so my head isn’t where it used to be either, neither is my mobility or speech, I have multiple seizures nearly everyday. The thing is though, we aren’t alone in this. You’re not alone. I know it’s hard, as it’s hard for me, but we got this. One thing that’s helped me is learning workarounds for my struggles brought on by my physiological illness.

@@Ecargallasandra Hold up, that's CRAZY! I also have basal ganglia damage (and encephalitis), and IVIG is one of the only treatments that works the best for me! I can't get it unfortunately, but I'm making do. Even though I wish others didn't have to go through this too, deep down, it's nice to talk to someone who understands the struggle.

Bro, same, never in a million years would I think that happens.

I think the gravity of this movie was lost on me as a kid. Halma Sayek, Willem Defoe, John C Riley, Josh Hutcherson... Certified A and B listers starring as my favourite book characters! Really cool to see it pop up on one of these big movie recap channels

@@daraotl5187 Yeah, it was an insanely talented cast!! JOhn C Riley divided opinion, as many people only know him for his comedy films, and found that hard to reconcile, but I think he did a great job. He also read all the books and pushed (alas, unsuccessfuly) to have the film be more faithful to the source material.

right

is this the one with the giant spider?

I adored these books as a child. I was in 6th grade when the movie came out. Ever since I've seen the movie when I re-read the books I visualize Crepsley as John. C Reilly. Man I gotta re-read these books again now.

thank you i always sleep late even on school days because like i keep thinking of scary creatures and i cant sleep thank you for commenting this

If you find this calming.....try watching ZwagXerath play LOL (ik its a game and you might not like it,but his voice is very soothing to listen to)

OP, same! He's like listening to an audio book with a great narrator.

i listen to these to sleep as well

I always sleep with yt videos, it's normal bro

no

@@nursultannazarov8379 yes

no

No

@@datgaydangernoodle1315 no

I love this mf

Hello my fellow Darren shan fan. Have you read the all the books yet?

@@kyletodd5626 Which books? The Cirque du freak series, saga of larten crepsley series, or the demonata series?

@@dynastywarriorlord07 the cirque during freak series and the majority of larceny crepsley's saga. Although I have quite read them all yet

@@kyletodd5626 I have read all the Cirque du freak series but not the saga of larten crepsley

I've been grounded for 6 months in a very similar situation. 😅. Punishment from the 90s.

12 I believe

Ikr

I also love to paly games.

Aaaaaah they changed it 😢

​@@trifurobert1349they did lol

Man my favourite thing to do is to play games

ahh yes palying games

Movie is complete dog shit. Read the books. Very easy reads and there's 12 of them. The ending is insane and oh there's dragons

​@@JonathanGarcia-nr9yj witches too

it is actually called cirque du freak : the vampire's assistant. the flim is so say the full name next time.

​@@JonathanGarcia-nr9yj istg... The movie is NOTHINGG like the books. Favorite series fr

@anuj murali oh well. I did try to read the first book but it is basically likei the flim but with a less then interesting plot and background and side character's and I did't borther with the rest of the book and I did't even borther with the read of the book series.

get on AO3 lol

I think he is

I thought so too, so I looked it up and found that he is played by Josh Hutcherson. So we were right.

ture and many people preferred the book series of this but I did try to read the first book but to me it was basically exactly the same as the flim so yeah.

Pretty sure it didn't get a sequel bc movie was trash and a lot of shit was changed and stuff that wasn't suppose to be mentioned in first movie got brought in basically messing with entire series plot.

Thank you ❤️

Name

@@cyberslayer8076The Vampires Assistant: Back 2 BloodD

@@cyberslayer8076it’s literally on the screen… I know you can read

How is he ganna use the bathroom

They dont need to I dont think. What goes in must come out, I guess. @@PizzaMaster123

You’re everywhere

i died when i heard that😂😂

I mean if your a addicted gamer it's pretty bad

What the name of the movie please

1:10 wait a minute Steve is Peeta from hunger games. Any other poeple noticed this?

​@@logpogger9506 no

Im wondering if it was a reshoot cause Josh H looks way older all of the sudden too. Or its a flash forward scene idk

Lmao 😂 big brain elon musk

Aww my gawd man my joke is ass Wtf is this???