Hellboy (2019) - Caravan Of Garbage 

James mentioned Fifth Element again, he's fucking mocking us.

Mason saying "Over time I'm always proven right" is hilarious after his "The Jurassic Park trilogy maintains similar quality throughout" take.

The “Here’s the thing” joke has a new twist and I’m here for it

I'm still grappling with Maso stating that this is the best movie ever made. Even better than his personal favorite film and perennial all-time best film nominee: Sunshine?

I think the first half of this movie is genuinely a great hellboy movie, but then you keep going and the movie acts like we've known this version of hellboy for years and suddenly this is his biggest threat ever!!! Despite being the first major threat we've seen him face in this universe, like if the sequels did happen, would they feel the need to keep the stakes high like marvel?

With this, the Pacific Rim franchise and the constantly-in-development-hell Blade movie, I’ve gotta ask: Why does Hollywood refuse to hire Guillermo Del Toro for stuff he’s already proven to be the best at? The man would love to do it Just hire him

Harbour is legit kinda great. He makes Hellboy his own while making it feel very authentic.

Me: "Dad, whether you're liquid or solid, you're a solid Dad. 🙂" My Dad: "...What?"

I was honestly hoping they’d cover the Hellboy animated movies rather than this, those at least contain more fish romance.

wrong. mythbusters proved that you can in fact polish a turd

I am once again on my knees!! Begging for the fifth element caravan of garbage!!!

Genuinely surprised how much the guys enjoy most of this, the reviews at the time absolutely tore this film apart

Dog Soldiers is legitimately one of my favorite films. Fucking fantastic.

Oh God the trivia section for The Wizard of Oz next week is going to be WILD. So many awful things happened to that cast and crew.

"What you people want?" A good movie Mason. All those "cool" elements mean nothing if the movie is terrible

Unfortunately James and Maso this is where I draw the line. Hellboy 3(?) is stinky hot poo poo and you’ve just said it’s good so now I’m a hater that’s right I’m gonna be hating on you from now on. Fear me

Neil Marshall was the right director for the wrong movie

I enjoyed David Harbour as Hellboy but this film felt like its was rushing through a trilogy in the space of a movie. Id happily watch Hellboy BRPDing around fighting mexican vampires for a movie and then hubting giants etc without the whole "and now hes the destroyer of worlds" ending. Im cautiously optimistic about The Crooked Man, some workd building and monster hunting would be very nice.

The animated Hellboy movies with Ron Pearlman are still the best!

Caravan Of Garbage will become a cult classic in years to come

Showing Hellboy fall through the floor when Maso said, "comicbook accruate" at 4:12 was a real chef's kiss from the editor!

The next Hellboy movie looks like a straight-to-dvd sequel where they recast everyone because the old cast was smart enough to not come back.

The scene where it's jumps from a neon nightclub to riding horses in a british country made me and my mates think they had time travelled off screen.......also DOG SOILDERS FOR LIFE

That SpongeBob breathing in shot killed me 😂😂😂

I want to see HellBoyhood where it’s just this version growing up year to year with a good dad.

They’d do Fifth Element but James is busy? James is _not_ busy. I have inside sources

I remember walking out of this movie thinking to myself “damn that’s was actually pretty good!” And checked to find every critic and person on the internet unanimously decide “this movie is garbage”

This version of Hellboy is amazing!! "I LOVE YOU, LOBSTER JOHNSON!!"

"Here's the Thing" caught me so off guard 😂😂😂

I was actually surprised by how much I hated this movie. The Guillermo movies are some of my favorites, and I'll be forever sad we never got a 3. Those films had some delightfully gnarly stuff in them too(true to the comics) but this one just felt like it was written by a 12 year old who just got permission to cuss for the first time.

these videos are the only way i learn about new movie releases. i had no clue a new hellboy was being made lol

I also felt this movie was totally fine and was surprised how much audiences disliked it

I can't believe you didn't mention Thomas Hayden Church was Lyle in George of the Jungle or list his entire wikipedia page

I'm convinced Milla Jovovich has some dirt on James cause there's no way someone would call her a good actress of their own free will

I love hellboy but I literally cannot make it 20 minutes into this film it's so terrible the Lobster is the only saving grace

You can't be going around saying you like this movie, you're gonna piss off all 50 of the die hard Hellboy fans

I personally don’t get how y’all like the movie. I’ll watch it again sometime to give it another chance. But it was all style and no substance for me. Yes there were many cool things in the movie, but the narrative and writing took all of the pay off away. I wish the guy who made had the freedom to create what he wanted. Idgaf about making more/new hellboy. Just because movies were already made with the character, shouldn’t mean that those original films have a monopoly over the stories. I wanted to like this movie but it just isn’t much of a movie for me. The pacing killed me, the issue isn’t that they made hellboy without del toro and Ron Perlman. The issue for me is that this movie was simply another cash grab attempt. And as usual the studios don’t know what the fuck they are doing and harm every production by enforcing their own creative choices. Not because they are “professional” or something, but because they have the money.

I loved hearing James say Westworld

To quote Milla "it's Yovovich!"

Thomas Hayden Church was also in a little sitcom which was very good, Wings. Where he was the mechanic for these two brothers that had their own airline. Small plane airline. He was a bumbling mechanic that was played as a moron but he knew how to fix a plane. Good show. I believe late 90’s early 2000’s It was during the age of the sitcom. 😊

Never realised how similar The Witcher and Hellboy are until this..

WHAT Me and my boi Hellboy are birthday buddies?!? Thank you, Trivia 2019!

From what I’ve seen of this movie, it feels like it suffers from not-great dialogue and David Harbour having a harder time emoting under the makeup than Perlman did.

I think that David Harbour did an incredible job as Hell Boy! His version was so badass. I just wish the story did the character justice

I wish Lobster Johnstone's costume was better.

David Harbour was always a great choice for this character. But I remember that I tried watching this movie and I was so bored after like 30 minutes, that I turned it off. Maybe I have to give it another chance, but I think the pacing might be off. Also, I don't like how Hellboy looks in this. He looks just weird and it was always distracting to me. And on top of that, I kinda think Abe Sapian is missing as a sidekick. I honestly think all the "sidekicks" in this movie were really boring and forgetable. But again, I might have to give it another try one day.

My wife and I watched this one in theaters and adored it! We were gushing over it on the ride home. Then we decided to look at reviews and were dumbfounded.

Never let anyone call you guys a caravan of garbage - there'd have to be way more of you to realistically be considered a caravan.

Seeing Twilight show up in this video really makes me want the boys to watch them again and put out another Caravan of Garbage

I really still think the soulless trailers for this movie contributed greatly to how poorly it was received.

As always, the editing on these is god-tier.

Loved the live show in London. Especially shutting down that guy that kept shouting out. Still waiting for my Thoughts and Prizes prize though, must have got lost at the airport, still, hopefully though! 🎉

I’m really crossing my fingers that Ben and Lawrence put in a TON of Victorious clips for the Wizard of Oz next week!!!🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

We’ll get a fifth element COG when the next Bruce Willis movie comes out

I thought David Harbour was excellent as Hellboy, which, as a fan of Pearlman, i was not expecting. But this movie is soooooooooooooooo BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

André Øvredal should be given a chance to direct Hellboy He already worked with Del Toro in "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" He's simply perfect

The Centurions?! God I'm getting old😭

I absolutely despise this movie, the worst thing I've seen in a cinema

Can we get a drunk David Harbour recurring character??

Dog soldiers is an incredible film, everyone go watch it now

Nick's and the editor's "Here's the Thing" video bit almost went over my head

After watching for 5 minutes I realised I must've fallen asleep half way through this movie because I swear I've watched it... but maso said its the best movie ever and he's never wrong, so now I wanna watch it but it's not on any streaming platform in the UK, so thanks for that dickheads! You bloody got me again

I remember when this was first released, saying that I liked it, and I thought it was good. Usually stating at the same time, I still thought the Golden Army was better, only to still be absolutely demolished in comments sections😂 it's funny to see now it seems quite a lot of people actually enjoy it, most surprisingly James and Maso. I genuinely was expecting them to beat this movie like a red-horned stepchild😂

I can’t believe they’re finally getting to Snake Eyes next week!!

5:21 "the previous two hellboys were based" - Maso

I’ll be honest, as genius as the casting of David Harbour was, and as creative as the makeup and special effects were, it was a movie nobody wanted, and it just felt like a really mean spirited film. The excessive gore against innocent civilian characters just for the sake of it, and even all the gratuitous, poorly used bad language made it feel like it was just going for the shock factor, which felt cheap and, like I said, mean spirited

Haven't seen this, but it's kinda refreshing to hear as much praise as this for it, never heard it before

Good morrow gentlemen, I would like to inquire that the two of you may someday do a caravan of garbage series covering Disney’s Atlantis and Disney’s Treasure Planet and maybe some other stuff that fits in with those movies. I think they could make for some killer content. (It would also make for a good excuse to finally make Bigolas Nicholas Mason watch the best Disney animated movie (Disney’s Treasure Planet))

It's been ages, and still nobody has taken a swing at a live-action Doctor Bones n Bees.

I loved this film. Such a shame we wont get more of Harbours Hellboy and universe

I wish we could have gotten more Lobster Johnson. I think it could have made it even better. I thought a lot of the cussing was unnecessary. It could have been better polsihing to some of the dialogue choices.

Thank you for that Depp cut Centurion reference. I’ve been on a years long search for that cartoon and no one, nor anything on the internet gave me my answer until today

I think that the editing from Ben and Lawrence really make such a difference to these videos. Class blokes all round 👍

This movie is a good example of how all the elements can be there on paper, but when you're watching it, it's just... no, this isn't it at all. The vibe is neither scary, nor funny. It's... negative? Nasty? Unpleasant. Not grim or foreboding, literally just unpleasant that the characters are all just in a bad mood swearing (in a non-funny and non-cool way) and so forth. It's like you're listening to a construction site, with all the workers being crabby and rude and salty, but again, not in a way that seems interesting. Not a Deadwood, more like a poorly moderated message board. In short, I hate it.

God the whole Centurions bit took me back. One of my favorite cartoons ever

The first two had so much heart, because of Guillermo. This one is just an R rated, raunchy, gorey, sweary, edgy version with no soul. It's fine for what it is, but on an emotional level, I don't care about any of these characters.

I think the issue with this one is before, The Guillermo films at least captured some sense of the mood and styling of the original comic, while this is going full on splatter comedy, and it doesn't often work. Says something when the best parts are slow stuff like him mourning a friend he had to kill while seeing him get his name etched on the wall, the questioning of his job and the baba-yaga, all steady and character driven.

I've always thought Harbour was perfect casting after finally reading through the books. The dude's got the look, the voice, the physicality. It's just studio interference and the hellboy design kind of soured his portrayal for most. I also fucking love that they put lobster johnson in this. Thomas Haden Church was an excellent pick.

There are some parts of this movie that are literally ripped off the pages of the comic, and I loved seeing that, but... whoever was in charge seemed so desperate for an R-rating... The swearing and OTT gore seemed forced. From the second Ian McShane said the line "...known as the Dark Ages for fucking good reason" - It just sounded like an f-bomb put into a sentence to sound edgy, rather than a natural use to emphasise a point. ...and believe me, I'm not saying this as some kind of prude or anything, I fucking love swearing.

COMPLETELY AGREE with Mason. There's something about the tone of it and the way the characters 'interact that I realty gel with.

Never heard the guys sound so happy talking about a movie!

the demons killing humans is one of the most uploaded movie scenes that i've seen. and i keep watching everyone of them cos that part was so cool.

A bunch of Del Toro fanboys convinced me this movie was horrible so I never bothered but after these guys saying it’s “pretty good” I think I’ll give it a shot

GIVE. ME. GOD. DAMN. WAFFLES!!! WAFFLES!!!

I am so keen for the Wizard Of Oz Caravan Of Garbage, what a film to unpack.

I agree with the boys, I absolutely love this movie and do not understand all the hate it got.

If Mason has any criticism of The Wizard of Oz next week after calling this the best movie ever made, I’m gonna lose my mind

Daniel Dae Kim really is just cool as shit.

My fiancé loves Hellboy 1& 2. I bought this movie for her two years ago for Christmas. She’s never opened it once. Die hard Hellboy fans hate this movie

The Game Is On: Abe Sapien Edition

Hellboy 2 is my all time favourite but I fucking love this movie, I loved it when it came out and I love it now and I’m so happy to actually see other people giving it the praise it deserves As I said in a tweet from 2019 to absolutely zero response “hellboy doesn’t deserve the hate”

David harbor not liking this movie has always struck me the wrong way. He was a total diva on set that strong armed the rest of the cast and crew through the studio into make it exactly how he wanted.

Upon watching this. I realized I watched this on a plane without audio.. best movie ever

I love the cast and I he costumes and it had some great set pieces, but the script was truly garbage. It just didn't live up to its potential.

This movie joins The Amazing Spider-Man in the "overhated for being a reboot" camp. The camp is egged constantly by people who stick around and refuse to move on.

I hadn’t seen the first two when I watched this but I liked it. David Harbour was great. He’s great in Black Widow. And he’s great in Violent Night. He’s a great action movie star.

I liked the look and feel of this movie, but it needed to be a series and not a movie. The real biggest issue against this Hellboy is that they literally tried to do a little bit of everything from almost 15 years of comics, including the final arc. Did they just not have the confidence in this to expect sequels? Maybe they could've reintroduced us to Hellboy in something based on "Wake the Devil" since Del Toro fans are already familiar with "Seed of Destruction". Instead of just shoving the whole thing into a 2 hour movie.

I genuinely can’t fathom how y’all can think the accents in this flick are good.

I always enjoy what a huge doctor who fan the editor of these clealry is, there are always so many clips of it

One of the worst movies I’ve ever experienced. Like the sheer immaturity in storytelling and performative edginess just… no. The worst crime is that hellboy himself is just a deadpooling asshole; which is not his characterisation at. I don’t like this guy; and i definitely don’t want to spend 2+ hours with him. Which sucks because most of the team behind this can make great movies.