Hellboy (2019) Spoilers Discussion 

You'd be surprised there are still people who think Craig played the same character as Connery and Moore

The originals hardly made any money, making the first 2 was difficult enough. We're never gonna get another.

it's not his fault, there's people like that, you talk to them and they are thinking of what to say and don't hear you.

@@UncleDaniel that isn't what Joe does. Clearly if u watch you'll see he pays attention to Alex and OJ.

Its cus people complain about it he doesnt actually care lel.

@@Arcticninja123 imagine saying “Lel”, are you 5?

@@UncleDanielit’s called being a narcissist

Thats called irony 😂😂

Del Toro wanted enough money to do the property properly and full creative control and final say in the finished edit... Lionsgate refused and decided to do Suicide Squad mixed with all the wrong lessons from Deadpool and we wound up with this shit-fest.

They gave the movie $50 mil that's way too little to make much, let alone retakes and proper editing.

@@nicknevco215 no excuses my man, they gave no shits to begin with, with that budget. They just wanted quick money and just like the new star wars trilogy, to milk the fanbase. Since they knew people loved hellboy, they wanted to take advantage of us, nope, karma lmao. Glad this pile of crap bombed.

@@nicknevco215 50 Million is enough!!! Blumhouse makes cheaper movies and makes quadruple the profits....

Not if they want real special effects and CGI that takes $80-$120 mil at least based upon the region it is developed.

More like produced by about a dozen devils, waaaaaaay too many chefs spoiling the soup so to speak.

It was directed at all. It was directed by a bunch of producers to cash in on the current superhero movie hype.

OTTOBOTTO 10101 😂👍🏼

That's an insult to the devil

Demon Joe??

Timmy, what did we say about bastardizing good IPs?

It's the paddle for you if you do it again, you little brat!

I recognize that Character you have as a avatar. I forgot his name but he is from the PS1 game Xenogears

@@KINDERGARTEN-COP That would be Citan Uzuki or Hyuuga Riccdau, hardly anyone ever mentions Xenogears anymore, one of the best stories in all of RPGdom...

@@42Mrgreenman hell yea thats tru ...i still have the physical copy 🔥🔥

It is good. I loved literally every single second of it. If you liked the trailers then you'll like the movie. I like Joe's game reviews but I'd completely ignore his movie reviews if I were you.

The movie is a mess. Joe is right this time.

Its a hot mess, but a sequel can fix the problems... at least this time Ian MacShame wont be coming back

I liked it. I don't get what they didn't. My wife and I were nervous going in, because I saw Joe's review, but I don't regret seeing it an instant. I don't get why people didn't like it. It was good! Not great, but good, honestly it did better job with the characters than the original. Hell Gruagach, Nimue, Merlin, frigging fairies and changelings, undead, the Arthurian legend. I just don't get why they would prefer the original Hellboy film where the only thing good in it was the acting, but the story was absolutely terrible, even including characters not in the comics. This one had characters straight out of the comics, but done even better. Hell I bet Joe didn't even know who Major Ben Daimio, Alice Monaghan, or the Lobster, is. Oh well, loved it.

@@tsohgallik Agreed. Like him and all, especially in John Wick, but he is not the right actor to pick for Professor Broom.

They have for a few years now

This is better than the old Hellboy movies. Seriously, ignore these horrible reviews and see for yourself.

@@dausenmoore you must of drank More than Alex 😂 This is a bad movie The original first 2 were great.

@@jayc5555 At the end of the day, I enjoyed the new movie more despite its flaws. I just wish the end with the demons lasted longer.

As if either were good enough to care.

@@directentertainmentaplacef8630 I'm just being factual ;)

Yeah me neither... Didnt think I would see Ectoplasmic Ghosts...

Now that you say that I yearn for a Sam Raimi Hellboy movie which is never gonna happen, thanks

@@themuchdingdong yearn?

@Josh Jacobs Found it, thx

They robbed him. He's on the streets now and broke af. :'(

I'd rather feel like Batman

see*

Making GOOD and faithful adaptations seems almost futile, so him making a good two movies seemed to be the smart move.

Have you Seen Shape of Water??? Hellboy can be done properly.... We need Guillermo DelToro....

In Asia there are some people complaining that the movie is missing some of the violent scenes....

His new format which is two panels of the speakers show on one screen.... Without the movie banner of the film they are discussing, it would just be black.

@@tsohgallik still confused but alright. I'm just used to the old full screen format where the trailer would play in the background. I'm only used to seeing the widescreen inside a screen format on copyrighted content that's trying to avoid the copyright bot

It's Slavic folklore.

@@billboardbraggins1443 What mean WRONG I don't get it? How I'm wrong? Yeah, of course, this is Slavic "shit"... but again, how I'm wrong I don't get it? We are Slavic, Russian too, its normal to share a same or similar culture and folklore. We have Baba Yaga since we have Bulgarian country and how do you measure where more is used? How many Russian and how many Bulgarian fairytales did you read?

@@AntrAcsA I though you meant it was ONLY from Bulgarian folklore so i corrected you with "slavic folklore". I edited my first comment too no worries.

Amit Patel Wasn't that also a gag in Ant-Man and the Wasp?

@@Turt3752 I never saw Antman and the wasp lol

@@Turt3752 Yup! It was.

In folk lore Baba Yaga is an old woman with chicken legs. Just like Keanu Reeves?

Purefoldnz sounds like momo

I had the same thoughts with the new men in black trailers, please god someone stop these people from ruining good movies.

@@GodlyEddy To be honest, I think the 3RD MIB is the best one in the entire trilogy. With the 2nd being the absolute worst.

3 videos in 2 hours even better !

The movie ones are one video split in 2

I think he wanted to warn people before they spent their money which I appreciate.

Chasing that sweet ad revenue

9 videos in one week!

What a crybaby

Yeah im sure alex had words with angry joe and said something along tge lines like. "Let us finish a fukn sentence for fucks sake."

They would make a good music barbershop quartet.... or actors in a movie about a barbers quartet made of actual barbers who go around murdering people in the the ... whatever century wherever city

Uhhh He did it like crazy lol wtf

It doesn't fucking matter if he does talk over.. they all talk over each other.

😂😂😂

He is the boogeyman after all ;)

Wrong baba yaga

So he would kill himself? lol.

always loved that line!!!!

@Oceanic Dangernoodle I actually studied Soviet history in college, and had teachers who grew up in the Soviet Union. I'm not going to bring up politics, but when people think for themselves people like Stalin and Hitler have no power.

Ian Linn After further review, I think he was trolling you tbh...

What about Mao Zedong? Even if he's worse than Stalin and Chiang Kai Shek, the Chinese think of him as a hero.

@@ianlinn596 i mean alot of people thought for themselves under those regimes. they just met untimely ends. have alot of people following your orders with guns tends to do that

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He can’t help his ill manners lol

Have you seen this one? I swear, it's better.

@@dausenmoore seen it and it sucks

@Adrijana Radosevic the new star wars movies didn't take away the old ones wtf are you on...

The movie was crazy fun. I absolutely loved it.

This review actually complimented the movie well... one thing they forgot to make fun of was Baba Yagas breasts...

We all did.

When I saw "Magnet" I had flashbacks to "Stitches, ABCs of Death, etc". They don't have a very good quality of film making.

When i saw the first one i was like OH HELL NOOOOOOooooooooHHHAAAAAA

yeah, just look the trailer tale you alot about this movie and it turn out to be horrible =]]

I wanna get real stupid high and go see this movie

comicbookartist1 yeah I was going to see. Del Toro, Pearlman, Blair and all of the other original movie cast made two Animated movies (I think, I only saw two on Vudu) which were pretty good. I guess you could head cannon those in as III and IV and pretend this one was never made.

The animated movies were pretty cool. Not enough to make me want to buy a comic, but enough to make me want more animated films or a series.

@@toddknaperek8225 Unfortunately they only made two. As much as I like the live action movies Del Toro made, I like the cartoons more. While good, movie Hellboy was not quite like the comics. He was a bit more immature and more temperamental in the movies. The Cartoons did a good job of capturing his "roll with the punches" from the comics. It also got rid of the wierd relationship he had with Liz in the movies, and made her and Abe interested in each other like the comics. In the comics Hellboy didn't really have a love interest until he met Alice, near the end. In the comics, Alice was a redhead from Ireland.

If you liked the animated films, love the comics. The Animated films did a great job of capturing the feel of the books, even down to the way the comics used color for storytelling. And I totally agree that their should have been more of them.

Same. Free yet I was pissed

Wtf did you just say?

Th3 Envy p do other people’s opinions scare you or something dude?

As a "Hellboy Fan", you mean a fan of 2 mediocre movies that were never good, like most of the posers pretending they loved those pitiful movies. Real Hellboy was always the comics, those prior movies which got the adaption all wrong, weren't that good to even warrant staying faithful to, or good at all. This movie may suck but not because its not faithful to the already wrong adaption of those previous lame movies.

Ryan Savage I also have no idea what you just said

Ryan Savage no we’re just trying to decipher what you just said

I wish

I would rather see a Static Shock live action TV show but that's just me.

Yea. The animated movies seem to be closer to the comics than this movie

I remember how they initially said this film was going to be closer to that tone then the Del Toro films were. That was the only reason I was even excited for it in the first place. I haven't even seen this movie yet, but from hearing all the bad shit about it, I'm not even caring about spoilers.

@@War624 That was during the Comic Con press teasers with Mike Mignola.... He fking lied to everyone that day...

Wrong..... They both only were going to do the movie if the budget was bigger... which is Bullshit...Because this Hellboy movie at 50 million had tons of Action and Horror elements... It makes no sense... my guess is that DelToro wanted more money for his other projects...

@@tsohgallik yeah the movie made no sense.

@@VoidBL I'm talking about the fact DelToro did not want to work on the for the Hellboy Reboot for 50million. DelToro should have worked on the film with any budget.

disgusteDGuy lmao I was like either I’m really high or it’s edited weird

Yeah, its fucking with my head!

Vinícius Queiroz I heard there was studio interference with the movie.

They changed the Tagline to Demons Have Demons Too...

XD YEP! How sad it is that it's universal.

@@directentertainmentaplacef8630 It's from Millennium and LionsGate

@asian dude Its cause its cringey... People felt embarrassed for Hellboy because hes drunk....

I laughed too, but that wasn't making fun of Harbour, it was funny because he was drunk fanboying Lobster. I felt so related, because I too got drunk for my grandpa's wake. We drank heavily, and poured some out on his grave, classic Irish tradition. We were being complete idiots, and it was caught on camera too, I could sympathize with Hellboy there.

Yes.

LivingZombieJew The movie was shit not great

Daniel Sambar you didn’t have to do that creepy molester laugh

It wasn't bad at all. I absolutely loved every second of it.

@@dausenmoore The studio knew it was bad and put out an embargo on reviews. The script had many rewrites and clashes, so you are a sad pathetic imbecile, but it's good some people like garbage so Thanos can identify you. ;)

@@directentertainmentaplacef8630 That was possibly the most idiotic comment I've ever read. I don't agree with you on a movie so I'm automatically "pathetic" an "imbecile" and "garbage" lol. I doubt you even watched it. You seriously need to find some friends and get a life lol. Nobody is gonna want anything to do with you with such a bad attitude...

same 🤦‍♂️

Gavino Villalta the movies good

Go watch it. I loved it.

Dausen Moore dude the movie is shit i had to walk out in half of the movie yes it was cool that it had parts of the comics but every part that they did similar with the comics but the way is done is so poorly, the concept was cool but the execution fell short is a waste of money

Its a good movie. But you know how internet works. Its popular to hate this movie so everybody is talking bad about it, even if they didnt see it.

Nope !!

Lmaooooo hell no

Multi pass

A Perfect Getaway is fun

Why? Go see it. Their review is so damn jaded its not even funny. I love Joe and all, but his review sucked, as he was constantly berating great elements from the comic books that this came from. I mean, the original films had the great Del Toro, and such a great cast, but the story itself was crappy. This one has McShane who is, ok, but Hellyboy, Alice Monaghan, and Major Ben Daimio are awesome. Hell we just picked up the Lobster comics from Half Price books after seeing the film we wanted to read up on it so much. Same for Hellboy in Mexico, which is where that first scene came from they chatted about with the Vampire. This was highly inspired by The Witch Tree, and The Wild Hunt comics, very very heavily inspired, even going blow to blow, complete with Baga Yaga, Gruagach, Arthur, Merlin, and more.

@@Mathadar Well, Angry Joe isn't the only review I've read or watched that tore apart this movie. I'm glad you seemed to enjoy it though. I'll just wait for Redbox (or Netflix). Thanks for your perspective though. :)

@@CreativeDawn95 Feel free to wait. Just glad to share my perspective. If you are a fan of the comics definitely see it later. Alpha Rookie's review hits the highs and lows of the film better than I can with a single post.

@@Mathadar I'll give that a watch too. Thanks!