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Episode 07: A Scythe for Sore Eyes
Cast:
KaiserNeko - Pip Bernadott
Megami 33 - Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing
Nowacking - Police Girl/Ma Cher
Danielle McCrae - Zorin Blitz
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Stephen Krosecz - Hebert
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Tony: Mother's Basement
Andy: TheHawk
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Freud: CDawgVA
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Комментарии : 18 тыс.   
@TeamFourStar
@TeamFourStar 7 лет назад
Please support the official release! ➤ bit.ly/TFSFuniNow bit.ly/TFSFuniStore
@noisyboy834
@noisyboy834 7 лет назад
TeamFourStar when you guys going to bring back the series I have been waiting so long to see Alucard vs Alexander
@MonrenaScaletail
@MonrenaScaletail 7 лет назад
thats like episode 9, a little while yet :P
@IntrepidSkin
@IntrepidSkin 7 лет назад
Not very relevant here and that shows in the likes you get. People aren't dumb. They buy their shit if they really like it. "Please support the official release" You should put consider into that... or best leave it all out and go straight to the meat. You are allowed to make those abridged content. It is advertisement for the product enough.
@MonrenaScaletail
@MonrenaScaletail 7 лет назад
you do know I was replying directly to renegade ark yes? and I did not reply for likes. youtube is not a popularity contest, and I have no idea where you got the whole "your not allowed to make Abridged content." I think your reading whats not there chap :P the official episode where Alexandria and alucard fight is episode 9 in the main official release.. and these Abridged episodes are going on a 1 to 1 basis of being released. meaning Abridged 8 is yet to come out before the one where the titans clash, honestly I think you have royaly done goofed with that reply. Shame I had to explain in great detail what my reply actualy meant ps my guess is you have not watched the origional OVA yet , thats the only way I can figure out why you replied as you did
@vladimir.mojovic6728
@vladimir.mojovic6728 7 лет назад
Absolutly fantastic! so, when s the next episode?
@ENCHANTMEN_
@ENCHANTMEN_ 7 лет назад
>Tries to punch her in the face >Gets her fucking hand bitten off Fucking metal.
@zyonhenderson67
@zyonhenderson67 7 лет назад
ENCHANTMEN thats pretty brutal
@twilight_phantom2969
@twilight_phantom2969 7 лет назад
ENCHANTMEN literally considering the song "living dead girl" by Rob Zombie was playing
@sheldorf11
@sheldorf11 7 лет назад
Zyon Henderson It's a matter of perspective, really
@truegrimdusk5693
@truegrimdusk5693 7 лет назад
ENCHANTMEN if you watch the original, she spits it out and goes "I would never sink low enough to drink the blood of a monster like you!" Adds so much adrenaline to the scene.
@paulineoropeza4878
@paulineoropeza4878 7 лет назад
ENCHANTMEN
@darkdeathlord1102
@darkdeathlord1102 7 лет назад
Seras: SAY MY NAME!!! Me: Little...... Green...
@MKiperVods
@MKiperVods 7 лет назад
DarkDeath Lord NO ITS DENDE, SAY DENDE, SAY MY NAME. dende, DENDE. no... super kami DENDE. your funeral 😐🙂 "I like you"
@ValknutOfFate
@ValknutOfFate 7 лет назад
Heisenberg
@KuTheKhajiit
@KuTheKhajiit 7 лет назад
DarkDeath Lord Super Kami Dende
@NameName2.0
@NameName2.0 7 лет назад
Police Girl. . .with tha big titties
@onlyicedgarrett7791
@onlyicedgarrett7791 7 лет назад
Robbie Rotten
@nikitaivachtchenko6375
@nikitaivachtchenko6375 3 года назад
The way Pip says "Wait, no, Miller. Choose life...." is honestly my favorite line delivery in the entire series.
@rinwall4765
@rinwall4765 3 года назад
It makes me chuckle every time I watch it.
@dillpickle59
@dillpickle59 3 года назад
Every time I watch this it makes me laugh out loud even when I know it's coming lol
@phyrr2
@phyrr2 3 года назад
Kaiser's a pretty crafty writer, especially with his one-liner themes each of the later episodes.
@tVt2000
@tVt2000 3 года назад
Best line
@burberryj5364
@burberryj5364 3 года назад
I read this as it came on and lmfaoooooo
@lootizin8068
@lootizin8068 3 года назад
"Their fanbase is....diverse" How is literally EVERY line pure Gold?
@huh6515
@huh6515 2 года назад
“It’s a matter of perspective really”
@multiverse_media2023
@multiverse_media2023 Год назад
That’s one way to describe the mess that is the Sonic fandom.
@kingnothing5678
@kingnothing5678 Год назад
A good way to describe the Sonic fandom
@longwlenguyen4214
@longwlenguyen4214 Год назад
@@multiverse_media2023 and the never ending shipping wars or the...Deviant art fetish.
@JuanThaSilva
@JuanThaSilva Год назад
That group is littered with often delusional coping mechanisms.
@Thriving_in_Exile
@Thriving_in_Exile 6 лет назад
"I don't MAKE wrong choices, I make investments." Weapons-Grade Vocabulary right there. Fuckin' right on.
@GGorsty
@GGorsty 3 года назад
Thiiis. Powerquote. Have to write it down, SOMEWHERE.
@StorageGuyGuns
@StorageGuyGuns 2 года назад
Well.... it's a matter of perception
@10RexTheWolf01
@10RexTheWolf01 2 года назад
I love that quote but that is some bullshit
@ethribin4188
@ethribin4188 2 года назад
@@10RexTheWolf01 what else do you expect of Alucard? XD
@aubreykosch4227
@aubreykosch4227 7 лет назад
"Hey God, it's Tony's friend Andy. Fuck Tony."
@spartanivgaming8025
@spartanivgaming8025 7 лет назад
Aubrey Koch The Nazi with the panzer (I sink I'm going to aim sis one at Tony.) Me: well good damn Tony's fucked.
@DJSeBass95
@DJSeBass95 6 лет назад
Aubrey Kosch Best part ever
@nathanthompson4613
@nathanthompson4613 6 лет назад
SpartanIV Gaming Too bad it jammed and Tony wasn’t fucked
@NovaBugDrayosix
@NovaBugDrayosix 6 лет назад
And what does that prove? that god likes tony
@nathanthompson4613
@nathanthompson4613 6 лет назад
bugboy1014 Yeah, something about is special about Tony
@Nanorobotic
@Nanorobotic 3 года назад
You know, I bet when she was scraping Zorin's face off along that wall she tilted every painting along the way.
@terrytheblackmage4799
@terrytheblackmage4799 2 года назад
Fuck the Police
@ghostlydude6478
@ghostlydude6478 2 года назад
Hopefully nobody gets tilted by that.
@PhotonDragon16
@PhotonDragon16 2 года назад
It's gonna be such a headache walking down that hall
@musicalmysteries7039
@musicalmysteries7039 Год назад
@@PhotonDragon16 And speaking of headaches!
@l0rf
@l0rf Год назад
Certainly gave her a killer headache while walking down the hall.
@v10l3t40
@v10l3t40 3 года назад
"Yeah, you'd think Alucard was the worst offender" *"Hello....Police Girl~"* "Sup."
@loganbaird4869
@loganbaird4869 2 года назад
gatta admit, I fell out my chair loling to her just saying "sup"
@camerakitty8167
@camerakitty8167 2 года назад
It think it was "sir?"
@aresthecrazy9335
@aresthecrazy9335 2 года назад
@@camerakitty8167 it was, if you turn on subtitles she says “sir”
@camerakitty8167
@camerakitty8167 2 года назад
@@aresthecrazy9335 see I thought so
@Zak-tk8wv
@Zak-tk8wv 2 года назад
lol
@scottski02
@scottski02 7 лет назад
"And Alucard isn't even the worst offender." "Hello Police Girl." Goddamn it Integra.
@TheMegalusDoomslayer
@TheMegalusDoomslayer 7 лет назад
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
@CAPTAINPRICE79
@CAPTAINPRICE79 7 лет назад
*Weird sucking noises*
@AntiGravPilot
@AntiGravPilot 7 лет назад
"Sup."
@ooccttoo
@ooccttoo 7 лет назад
Honestly, that was one of the best moments of this episode.
@Krescentwolf
@Krescentwolf 7 лет назад
"I feel like this needs context.... moving on."
@cunningsmile4166
@cunningsmile4166 5 лет назад
"Their fan base is diverse." "You mean fucking weird." "It's a matter of perspective really."
@l33tsamurai
@l33tsamurai 3 года назад
Diverse*
@ZeldaEd123
@ZeldaEd123 3 года назад
First one was the understatement of the century, the second one was THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE FUCKING MILLENIUM!
@SirGoo
@SirGoo 3 года назад
2:53
@ravenhalliwlel
@ravenhalliwlel 2 года назад
homestuck
@insensitivemeister6411
@insensitivemeister6411 2 года назад
“Of”
@pamparam4637
@pamparam4637 2 года назад
The problem with this parody is, that it is so good, that I don't even know, if I want to watch the original.
@elijahaitaok8624
@elijahaitaok8624 2 года назад
It almost reminds me of Ghost Stories. Except the source was loved to bits and this abridged is just icing on top
@CaptainPhantom6
@CaptainPhantom6 2 года назад
@@elijahaitaok8624 You mean the official dub? They handed it over to the guys who made the dub and said “do whatever but don't change the plot” because it bombed in Japan from what I heard
@chuckles9702
@chuckles9702 2 года назад
If you watch the original you can appreciate how they changed it, but how little they changed it. Just like with DBZA, they only exaggerated certain traits of the characters to create a perfect parody.
@passgo8507
@passgo8507 2 года назад
You absolutely should. The original series is a masterwork.
@histkontext
@histkontext 2 года назад
alucard in original is more of a edglord teenage emo, this parody makes much more sence how he acts - i am immortal f*ck you all
@jacobgraemoor5778
@jacobgraemoor5778 2 года назад
I love the shit out of the fact that by shooting Archduke Franz Ferdinand, Alucard is singlehandedly responsible for all three world wars.
@wisemankugelmemicus1701
@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Год назад
This wasn’t a world war. It was the Germans invading London. Technically it wasn’t even a German war. They’re exiles and they only fucked with London. Remember because America exploded and burned down 3 times on it’s own
@jacobgraemoor5778
@jacobgraemoor5778 Год назад
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 The Major specifically refers to it as World War 3
@wisemankugelmemicus1701
@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Год назад
@@jacobgraemoor5778 it’s not a world war. A world war has to involve at least one country from every continent
@elinor8569
@elinor8569 Год назад
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 USA was on fire, and so was the rest of the world
@wisemankugelmemicus1701
@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Год назад
@@elinor8569the us happened to collapse as well. It’s brief but the Vatican preist mentions that America is on fire, Maxwell responds “So Millennium infiltrated them to?” And the priest responds,”Oddly enough..no”
@Milk-in4rs
@Milk-in4rs 4 года назад
"You are far too fine a wine, for a lout like me..." is such a fucking romantic line. It honestly hit me out of nowhere.
@enomisv9830
@enomisv9830 2 года назад
I hate that he died I watched further and I'm more okay with it, but i still hate that it happened.
@springsnapped5435
@springsnapped5435 2 года назад
Ikr I cried smh
@akumaross
@akumaross Год назад
and it's from fucking HELLSING ABRIDGED of all things
@JannetFenix
@JannetFenix Год назад
The delivery was on spot too!
@mask938
@mask938 Год назад
Why did he have to go so soon?
@RawkL0bster
@RawkL0bster 5 лет назад
"Why didn't we know about this?! Why didn't anyone do proper reconnaissance?!" - First Lieutenant Zorin Blitz of the Recon Unit.
@windexflex3963
@windexflex3963 4 года назад
Lol ikr
@macklonrobinson8269
@macklonrobinson8269 4 года назад
What does Zorin say after that quote?
@vandervan22
@vandervan22 4 года назад
@@macklonrobinson8269 fickt miit , fuck me in german
@Gamer88334
@Gamer88334 4 года назад
When she said that, I was thinking "Wasn't that YOUR job? You're the commander of a RECON UNIT, what did you expect to be able to do other than weaken their forces?"
@macklonrobinson8269
@macklonrobinson8269 4 года назад
@@vandervan22 thank you, I figured it was that, but wasnt sure
@fafnir242
@fafnir242 3 года назад
Seriously, Jesse deserves a fucking Oscar for this episode. The scene where Seras defeats Zorin never ceases to give me chills.
@jeangentry6656
@jeangentry6656 3 года назад
Agreed.
@samsonguy10k
@samsonguy10k 2 года назад
I want a framed poster of Seras standing with a cannon on her shoulder with the words, 'Say My Name' along the bottom. All of it with a touch of Metal to it to boot. Because that is her theme.
@Mathadar
@Mathadar 2 года назад
Yeah he is a damn good voice actor.
@fafnir242
@fafnir242 2 года назад
@@Mathadar Yes he is.
@fafnir242
@fafnir242 2 года назад
@latex glove And you're entitled to your wrong opinion.
@Rajah_P._Sonnet
@Rajah_P._Sonnet 3 года назад
12:55 I'm sorry but the moment Alucard begins to talk to Seras completely seriously, with no jokes, no innuendos, and none of his usual sass, i can't help but feel this was the perfect sign of shit getting real. That and Sera's theme, "Zankuro"starting at the same time he does so. Good combo.
@Prrreciousss
@Prrreciousss 3 года назад
It's the Hellsing equivalent of Vegeta saying sorry
@Rajah_P._Sonnet
@Rajah_P._Sonnet 3 года назад
@@Prrreciousss dude... its the equilviant of Goku being intellegent for more then five fucking minutes. and we know how often that happens! (damn near never)
@thestanimal6076
@thestanimal6076 3 года назад
They did this perfectly cause he starts out normally then gets more serious till its just "YOU ARE SO STRONG CAUSE UNLIKE ME YOU WANT TO LIVE!" and that hit hard the first time like "Alucard no......"
@alexanderzhmurov9624
@alexanderzhmurov9624 3 года назад
IKR!!? And it's a pretty good speech too at that!
@Darkoriax17
@Darkoriax17 2 года назад
This moment was the real turning point of the series, when Seras went from sidekick/comic relief to being THE MOST BRUTAL AND VICIOUS BADASS WOMAN IN THE FUCKING SERIES.
@vc180191
@vc180191 7 лет назад
I love how genuinely polite, rational and well spoken that one Nazi was when put on the spot and had to explain what Sonic was (and why it had a raging boner)
@MrMarker8050
@MrMarker8050 6 лет назад
vc180191 why are you the only one talking about it???
@lucifers.morningstar3805
@lucifers.morningstar3805 6 лет назад
Marco Cruz maybe v180191 has got a thing for stuff like that.
@Forestxavier20
@Forestxavier20 6 лет назад
"Im your daughter!" "Nope, Vascectemy right out of high school..." "Im actually your niece!" "Only Child." *Sonic appears with a footlong erection* "This needs... context."
@MrPoopenFarten
@MrPoopenFarten 6 лет назад
vc180191 reminds me of Django Unchained when those KKK members try to solve the bag situation
@nathanthompson4613
@nathanthompson4613 6 лет назад
Sonic’s confirmed guy, you don’t have worry about assuming the gender
@Zeelzebub327
@Zeelzebub327 7 лет назад
"Unknowingly shot Archduke Ferdinand and blame it on some other guy... MY FAULT!" I laughed for a solid minute when I got that
@42ndguardian
@42ndguardian 7 лет назад
"Oops, did I just accidentally a war?"
@Pwnedgamer94
@Pwnedgamer94 7 лет назад
Osman Blackett wouldn't be surprised If it wasn't the first
@doctodoctorwho5708
@doctodoctorwho5708 7 лет назад
Osman Blackett Wait... He doesn't make mistakes, he makes investments. his second favorite thing to kill are nazis... Jesus Christ...
@TheInsomniacLife
@TheInsomniacLife 7 лет назад
HOLY SHIT
@thewindshowl1836
@thewindshowl1836 7 лет назад
OH THE HISTORY
@kaine6076
@kaine6076 2 года назад
For those that don't know a five point room scan is checking in the closet, under the bed, in the bathroom, in the pantry, and under the sink. y'all welcome
@deivytrajan
@deivytrajan Год назад
Thanks bro! Where is this term used, is it millitaryv
@kaine6076
@kaine6076 Год назад
@@deivytrajan yes it is.
@FoxySpartan117
@FoxySpartan117 Год назад
Did Nazis conjure this hunting jews?
@bobjones5674
@bobjones5674 2 года назад
"Hopefully they're out of rockets" "Ma'am, we have an abundance of rockets" Best scene cut ever
@avatarofasura3971
@avatarofasura3971 5 лет назад
so, if Alucard killed arch duke Ferdinand, which is the event that caused world war 1, which later started world war 2, which is when the millennium was created, so all of Hellsing would be Alucard's fault, fitting
@lovrokovacic2394
@lovrokovacic2394 5 лет назад
It's a matter of perspective, really
@thestanimal6076
@thestanimal6076 5 лет назад
It's like how Batman accidentally created the Joker
@shorebreakers96
@shorebreakers96 5 лет назад
Did he accidentally the Nazis ?
@candlelighter1588
@candlelighter1588 4 года назад
mika tepes no it wasn’t but to be fair a world war was inevitable To elaborate further the Austrians declared war because the Serbians refused to allow the Austrians to launch a investigation of Serbia to find if the Serbs where in contact with the organisation who assassinated him
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 4 года назад
@@lovrokovacic2394 LOL
@Theseamus2000
@Theseamus2000 5 лет назад
9:03 Fun adorable fact When the voice actor for seras recorded their screams of agony, their cat rushed over into their lap concerned
@OmegaWeiss01
@OmegaWeiss01 5 лет назад
Lewis Murphy OH MY GOD ❤️❤️❤️
@benzass95
@benzass95 5 лет назад
Sauce?
@Theseamus2000
@Theseamus2000 5 лет назад
@NINJA_AARDVARK_77 it's on her channel Jessi nowak
@wolveraspeaks
@wolveraspeaks 5 лет назад
Verified.
@danielwilson7193
@danielwilson7193 5 лет назад
Voice *actor.*
@thomaslamson299
@thomaslamson299 Год назад
The running gag of Zoran exposing peoples kinks when she uses her illusions is a criminally underrated bit
@edgyizanami783
@edgyizanami783 3 года назад
“God. Save. The Queen.” That gave me chills
@vexile1239
@vexile1239 Год назад
God Save The Queen
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 5 лет назад
"Hello... Police Girl." "...sir?" Oh, Integra, the fanfics.
@kameronrice3054
@kameronrice3054 5 лет назад
Its actually sir
@phroglord1402
@phroglord1402 4 года назад
DefinitiveAssult no one cares
@Xannyphantom905
@Xannyphantom905 4 года назад
Integra is reserved for Dracula's devil cock
@Andrewflow160
@Andrewflow160 4 года назад
@@kameronrice3054 she said sir? But if we read the room she could it said sup XD
@Andrewflow160
@Andrewflow160 4 года назад
@@saiyankingofthehiddenleaf5549 *Sir Integra won't apologize*
@piedpiper1185
@piedpiper1185 4 года назад
"You ever been fisted up to the elbow?" "Jaffe, I need your expertise!" 🤣🤣
@cunningsmile4166
@cunningsmile4166 3 года назад
Hey fuck you. Read the room
@ethancrytzer5809
@ethancrytzer5809 3 года назад
Said that to my friend in school and he responded back
@sybariticcupboardrat3763
@sybariticcupboardrat3763 2 года назад
So, the french mercenary characters in this parody series are named after some of the voice actors who played them in the original english dub of the actual show. Taliesin Jaffe was also the voice director. And, oddly enough, he is in fact the person most likely to have expertise in being fisted up to the elbow. But that's to be expected since he is in fact an immortal eldritch being. I mean, you get bored with that much time on your hands. (this is a Critical Role joke, but fyi the part about the voice actor stuff is true)
@alexandraguardian9840
@alexandraguardian9840 2 года назад
@@cunningsmile4166 He should have said something like "why, you want to try?
@starviper1813
@starviper1813 2 года назад
@@sybariticcupboardrat3763 wait Taliesin Jaffe was involved with this parody or the original helping ultimate
@novatheraven
@novatheraven 2 года назад
Miller:”YOU EVER BEEN FISTED UP TO THE ELBOW BEFORE!?” Pip:……”Jaffe I could use your expertise” Fucking Gold
@camramaster
@camramaster Год назад
Tony: "Hey god, this is Tony... If only one of us makes it out of here alive, please let it be me!" Andy: "Hey god, this is Tony's friend Andy. Fuck Tony!"
@keiganbenny3008
@keiganbenny3008 10 месяцев назад
Nothing like legends raising a toast to legends
@thecharmingone3931
@thecharmingone3931 3 года назад
(Integra feeding Seras) “This needs context.” I don’t think it explained anything even with context.
@plantainsame2049
@plantainsame2049 Год назад
I can the guy who invented housing was a p*** author
@wwefreak62
@wwefreak62 7 лет назад
Ok, the moment where we discover that Integra is worst than Alucard in terms of sexual harassment was hilarious.
@cecilrichardson2494
@cecilrichardson2494 7 лет назад
madbrain13 Hell, since Alucard basically ordered her to submit to her inner vampire, I wouldn't be surprised if she eventually re-grew a new left arm, to replace the one that Zorin cut off. The fact that Alucard made her feed on Pip's blood, and it allowed her to grow a brand new pair of eyes (after they had slready been cut out) is a statement in itself. And since she bit Pip, it's very possible he might come back, as yet another vampire. Maybe then, she'll let Alucard fuck the red right out of those eyes of hers, after teaching her about releasing her own restraints.
@johannesvonkleist6647
@johannesvonkleist6647 7 лет назад
The fuck dude
@KariMaxsoulreapergoddess
@KariMaxsoulreapergoddess 7 лет назад
Aww how cute optimism if you think Pip is coming back think again he is a familiar a dead fucking familiar besides only virgins become vampires don't you read your Bram Stoker? Seras arm is gone watch anime and you'd know that she can't grow back limbs that she lost before she became a vampire.
@aryanramnand2612
@aryanramnand2612 7 лет назад
Kari Max why the fuck do u spoil it
@Dracossaint
@Dracossaint 7 лет назад
she was a vampire the minute integra gave her that blood...to poke holes in your logic sir and or mam.
@stormsurge9962
@stormsurge9962 7 лет назад
lol Alucard started WW1. If you think about it then he led to the creation of the nazis and later nazi vampires, so technically all of hellsing ultimate is his fault.
@remy5347
@remy5347 7 лет назад
StormSurge it's a matter of perspective really
@jaketheberge1970
@jaketheberge1970 7 лет назад
StormSurge I'm sorry, this is supposed to be shocking?
@gewuerzwanze5627
@gewuerzwanze5627 7 лет назад
thats because apparently everything is his fault
@judgedredd2039
@judgedredd2039 7 лет назад
It's Alucard for him all of that was a typical Monday before brunch.
@JTeenmining
@JTeenmining 7 лет назад
... you have no idea how indirectly responsible he is, unless you've seen the OVAs/show
@Charlie94781
@Charlie94781 3 года назад
Pip used the cigarette smoke to guide Seras to his location
@FoxDawn
@FoxDawn 3 года назад
I'll go and cry over your comment now
@elijahaitaok8624
@elijahaitaok8624 2 года назад
Lie down Try not to cry Cry a lot
@springsnapped5435
@springsnapped5435 2 года назад
I'm not crying you are
@knotbots
@knotbots Год назад
:(
@alucardhellsing125
@alucardhellsing125 3 года назад
Are we gonna talk about how the dude just walked off a pencil to the eye?
@MasterScar
@MasterScar 3 года назад
I was thinking the same those guys are profesionals alright
@Megidramon
@Megidramon 2 года назад
apparently, that's what happens when you don't perform a 5 point room scan.
@JordanSmith-yi3ji
@JordanSmith-yi3ji 7 лет назад
Alucard accidentallyed two wars.
@ZachCremisiSky
@ZachCremisiSky 7 лет назад
three. world war 1 to world war 3. plus everything in between
@superanimeniac
@superanimeniac 7 лет назад
alucard didn't accidentally world war 2. he ended it.
@seigeengine
@seigeengine 7 лет назад
WW2 only happened because of the state of the world post-WW1, specifically, Germany. So if Alucard caused WW1, he caused WW2.
@genericdemon
@genericdemon 7 лет назад
there was only 2 world wars
@superanimeniac
@superanimeniac 7 лет назад
death wish​ dont forget millennium's WW3
@netrolancer1061
@netrolancer1061 4 года назад
"Shot the Archduke blamed another guy, MY FAULT!!!' Me: Say psych.
@GZilla311
@GZilla311 4 года назад
Netro Lancer I mean, if it was an accident it totally wasn’t his fault.* *Totally his fault
@jamessicard1705
@jamessicard1705 3 года назад
"I'm not apologizing"
@SeraphinSnecmel
@SeraphinSnecmel 3 года назад
Is that the sign of the Grammar Nazi Party?
@netrolancer1061
@netrolancer1061 3 года назад
@@SeraphinSnecmel YES
@Kovugamez
@Kovugamez 3 года назад
I thought the Archduke was taken out by a little girl with- FAIRY. GOD.PARENTS!
@DoctorBright
@DoctorBright 3 года назад
"Im not a real vampire... Im bearly even a human!" Holy shit, that's a powerful fucking line
@The3lolek
@The3lolek 3 года назад
3 years. 3 fucking years it took me to realise that the mercenaries are named after critical role cast
@l33tsamurai
@l33tsamurai 3 года назад
Oh. Ok. I've never watched critical role. So thanks for the heads up
@MorriganReads
@MorriganReads 3 года назад
Actually Taliesin was the voice director on the actual series, and all the other guys were in the series. All the mercs are named after voice actors I think.
@The3lolek
@The3lolek 3 года назад
@@MorriganReads dude, the critical role cast is ALL voice actors, obviously If Taliesin was involved in voice directing the abridged series thats a whole other thing that would be cool af too
@MorriganReads
@MorriganReads 3 года назад
@The3lolek yeah, I mean all the mercs are named after voice actors, but not all the actors are from critical role.
@Zombiewithabowtie
@Zombiewithabowtie 3 года назад
Jaffe... Willingham... GODDAMNIT.
@michaelmcdoesntexist3845
@michaelmcdoesntexist3845 4 года назад
No pun intended when I say this, but Seras' voice actor absolutely KILLED that last scene. I get goosebumps every time I see it. I love how talented you all are as writers, voice actors, and editors.
@dragoncaptain678
@dragoncaptain678 3 года назад
I know, the last scene's so awesome. Can't stop watching it.
@rebeccalopez5094
@rebeccalopez5094 3 года назад
"And you know what we Brits always say.. God. Save. The Queen. *Cue Rob Zombie*" Best. Scene. EVER! 🤣💜🖤💜🖤💜 Edit: However, can we also take a moment to appreciate the beautiful delivery of the death scream delivered by Zorin's voice actress of "Seras Victoria" and that guttural, groaning screaming that trailed at the end of it? That was some really nice voice acting in my opinion. >.> 💜
@gary-from-smiths-across-th9641
@gary-from-smiths-across-th9641 3 года назад
"Houston, we have noooo problems ..."
@dreameater8548
@dreameater8548 3 года назад
I think we all know her name now, don't we?
@EsteemedReptile
@EsteemedReptile 3 года назад
"I SAID SAY MY FUCKING NAAAAME! SAY IT! SAAAAY IIITTTT!!!!" I've never heard anything so electrifyingly angry in all my life.
@matthewmiller257
@matthewmiller257 7 лет назад
Seras: SAY MY NAME Me: Francis
@jayybirdie9574
@jayybirdie9574 7 лет назад
Matthew Miller this is amazing cx
@user-jb1zg8xj5x
@user-jb1zg8xj5x 7 лет назад
- Say my name. - Who fucking cares *bang*
@rokkstar115
@rokkstar115 6 лет назад
Matthew Miller deadpool reference ftw
@TheOriginalYaski
@TheOriginalYaski 6 лет назад
Seras: SAY MY NAME Me: Vinyl
@stonedumaruto9570
@stonedumaruto9570 6 лет назад
Seras: SAY MY NAME Me: Cheeky Dickwaffle Me:lol
@sharpeylogic2907
@sharpeylogic2907 2 года назад
When Seras grinded Zorin's face against the wall, screaming "SAY MY NAME!", oh my lord that is the textbook definition of catharsis. Bra-fucking-vo
@rylandvance5304
@rylandvance5304 2 года назад
I love how after Seras gets her second wind and let's her power loose, her tone and mannerisms take a shift to sound like something Alucard would say.
@VegetaLF7
@VegetaLF7 2 года назад
That "Fuck you, that's how" was right out of Alucard's playbook. He even says it in the first episode to Anderson the first time they met.
@FatherPun
@FatherPun Год назад
It's that "real fucking vampire" mentality.
@coachlombardi9657
@coachlombardi9657 Год назад
She was forced to remember one of the worst moments in her life, lost her eyes and arm, a majority of the Flying Geese (who she considered as friends) are dead, and she lost Pip, who was interested to her and vise versa, so she was ready to make those pigs squeal out her name.
@AdamSmith-jb2lf
@AdamSmith-jb2lf 5 лет назад
"And hope they're all out of rockets!" "Ma'am, we have an ~abundance~ of rockets."
@orlandokelly5305
@orlandokelly5305 5 лет назад
Shall we bombard them?
@jaqaunjones9746
@jaqaunjones9746 5 лет назад
No I like to see how things panzers out
@chadhendrickson2646
@chadhendrickson2646 5 лет назад
EHH And they say Germans can't be funny
@cunningsmile4166
@cunningsmile4166 4 года назад
*KABOOM*
@cunningsmile4166
@cunningsmile4166 4 года назад
"The least those fuckers could do is give us some warning, before pulling it out and blowing it all over out backsides. (Sees plank from door in his gut) ...and now this wood is going to give me a limp. Like usual."
@ShermTank7272
@ShermTank7272 7 лет назад
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. Props to Nowacking for that amazing performance. She is fucking OWNING that role.
@cfruge444
@cfruge444 7 лет назад
And I'm probably not the only one who never even realized that.
@bovineintervention6001
@bovineintervention6001 7 лет назад
ShermTank7272 Honestly, I was never all that impressed with her voice acting up until discovering this series. I always thought her other roles were too "shouty", but that's perfect for something like this.
@nishatelya7576
@nishatelya7576 2 года назад
“Wait, no, Miller, choose life…” always fucking gets me
@goldmacaroon2412
@goldmacaroon2412 3 года назад
Tony: “Hey God it’s me Tony if only one of us makes it out of here alive, please let it be me!” “ hey God, it’s Tony’s friend Andy. Fuck Tony.” 6:00
@skagking6053
@skagking6053 2 года назад
I think im gonna shot tony
@remini255
@remini255 2 года назад
Yes fuck them all
@VoidOfTruth
@VoidOfTruth 2 года назад
“I think I’ll fire this one at TONY”
@hamzamemon3081
@hamzamemon3081 2 года назад
I just love this so damn much
@justanothercommenterwithan9089
@justanothercommenterwithan9089 2 года назад
@@VoidOfTruth see god does exist
@BaliUchiha
@BaliUchiha 7 лет назад
"How does it look" "Probably how it feels..." "I'm imagining crushed raspberries" Lmao
@quietone6848
@quietone6848 6 лет назад
The Batlord More or less. 😑
@jesuslovesmebetter
@jesuslovesmebetter 6 лет назад
I fucking lost it at that point lol. RIP Wellingham.
@joseph-1972
@joseph-1972 5 лет назад
Somehow, that is funnier to have read than to have heard.
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 7 лет назад
_"God... save... the queen"_ ... Yeeeah, the queen don't look like she needs much savin.
@Zombiewithabowtie
@Zombiewithabowtie 7 лет назад
Oh shit, is that Betty?!
@is_it_zeek
@is_it_zeek 7 лет назад
Trey Pehl she is unwell atm tho?
@animadeandfishypig5766
@animadeandfishypig5766 7 лет назад
Trey Pehl what song is that from
@nothisandthat7560
@nothisandthat7560 7 лет назад
Living dead girl Rob zombie
@EXstormDragon
@EXstormDragon 7 лет назад
It's a matter of perspective, really.
@SaucyWolfTaco
@SaucyWolfTaco Год назад
“I don’t make wrong choices. I make investments” and the Draculina Pep Talk That follows immediately notably proves that TeamFourStar can make awesome KICKASS abridged versions just much more badass then what the original was 🎉🎉🎉
@PropagandaDS
@PropagandaDS 3 года назад
Zorin: "You're useless." Police girl: "I'm sorry, did you say *MEAT* *TOBOGGAN* "
@thallan
@thallan 3 года назад
Johnny....Black...?
@Karak-_-
@Karak-_- 3 года назад
@@thallan "I understand that refference."
@jamesharding3459
@jamesharding3459 3 года назад
@@Karak-_- This post brought to you by the Kirito is always right foundation.
@Karak-_-
@Karak-_- 3 года назад
@@jamesharding3459 I know, what you wrote. You won't hide that from me.
@GrymmSoul
@GrymmSoul 2 года назад
You hear that, Asuna?
@MAGICALLYxDELICIOUSx
@MAGICALLYxDELICIOUSx 4 года назад
Can we just appreciate the fact that some of the mercenaries have names of the Critical Role cast? Matthew MERCER. Talesin JAFFE. Travis WILLINGHAM.
@rosenrot234
@rosenrot234 3 года назад
Well Taliesin was the voice director for Ultimate so it's a nice little wink
@Vohlfied
@Vohlfied 3 года назад
Geoffry, why the fuck do I have to die with you?
@danielcunningham4339
@danielcunningham4339 3 года назад
Holy shit I never woulda cought that
@kirbytheotaku737
@kirbytheotaku737 3 года назад
That’s really cool
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight
@Chrissaiyanjojoknight 3 года назад
Because they was additional yeah i saw the credits of this episode(original)too!?! Yeah too! I said i was watching the original one again(sub and dub)lol
@kayleegriggs8842
@kayleegriggs8842 5 лет назад
Seras:"God. Save. The. Queen." As living dead girl plays. Me:oh my god yes!!!
@Akaska0828
@Akaska0828 5 лет назад
Badass scene
@jeffkeatonsora9726
@jeffkeatonsora9726 5 лет назад
And you know what we brits always say
@Pewds9
@Pewds9 5 лет назад
It radiates the most badass, punk energy possible and I’m fucking shook to the core.
@psychophilosopher3674
@psychophilosopher3674 5 лет назад
Correction: "Oh fuck the hell yes"
@brendanshaw7401
@brendanshaw7401 5 лет назад
yeah that lasted four hours or more
@asadmarji1786
@asadmarji1786 3 года назад
11:07 "You're far too fine a wine...for a lout...like...me..." TeamFourStar did this scene better than the official dub did.
@zombiezes
@zombiezes Год назад
why did it take me so long to realize that damn near EVERY single one of Pip’s lines are a sexual innuendo
@krizwatcher
@krizwatcher 4 года назад
"Behind those eyes, I saw something I lost a long time ago. The will to LIVE!" Can't get any more pep-talky than that.
@stealthpanther
@stealthpanther 4 года назад
One of my favorite moments in this episode
@royalanempire2965
@royalanempire2965 3 года назад
I don't make wrong choices. I make investments. The only ways you fail is by giving up.
@royalanempire2965
@royalanempire2965 3 года назад
12:30
@superanimeniac
@superanimeniac 3 года назад
@@floricel_112 this alucard is more like Deadpool. Fucking HATES life, just wants to die already, but he can't, so he's going to be as aloof and crazy as he can.
@azizulfikri8392
@azizulfikri8392 3 года назад
@@stealthpanther for an abridged series this Scene is really powerful
@hokiemonproductions9558
@hokiemonproductions9558 5 лет назад
2:54 " _Ok, what does your browser history look like!?_ "
@Randomerr0r
@Randomerr0r 4 года назад
Things no one should ever see. Trust me, you dont wanna know.
@burnerheinz
@burnerheinz 4 года назад
he's probably the kind of person to handle Alucard's sexual prefferances
@thomaslamson299
@thomaslamson299 4 года назад
DeviantArt: S T O N K S
@sirsnek6562
@sirsnek6562 3 года назад
Crushed raspberries...
@davidhamilton1632
@davidhamilton1632 3 года назад
Rule 34
@michaelfebus6393
@michaelfebus6393 2 года назад
The voice acting and editing is so good I sometimes forget I'm watching a parody until a fucking hilarious one liner happens.
@sassykat2587
@sassykat2587 Год назад
Same. First time seeing this and they fucking killed it in this episode, not that the others weren't great, just saying this one is a favorite of mine.
@mythicbias2992
@mythicbias2992 3 года назад
Seras' transformation into a true Vampire is easily my favorite part of both HU Abridged and the original OVAs 🙏
@TheNinjaDC
@TheNinjaDC 7 лет назад
"You'd think Alucard is the worst offender[sexual harassment]" Integra, "Hello Police Girl" Me: Well, ****** , me. I didn't see that coming 0.0
@ProfessorBalth
@ProfessorBalth 7 лет назад
TheNinjaDC I did
@juanpablomontalvo4715
@juanpablomontalvo4715 7 лет назад
TheNinjaDC I now Seras saw Integra cumming Over and over again
@elgostine
@elgostine 7 лет назад
...zis scene needs context......
@jackknox2517
@jackknox2517 7 лет назад
I SHIP IT FOR ALL THE SHIPS IN THE SHIPPER'S SEA!!!!!
@CubularCreeper
@CubularCreeper 7 лет назад
TheNinjaDC I did lol
@zanewederell9571
@zanewederell9571 7 лет назад
>Alucard actually being serious You know shit just got real when that happened
@tanall5959
@tanall5959 7 лет назад
I'm waiting to see how they handle him dropping to restriction level 0. He's either going to snark off the charts, or be 100% serious and calculating, without a single joke made, as he kills all the things.
@AreYouTurtle
@AreYouTurtle 7 лет назад
There's not enough Adventure Time to save us from level 0.
@marqesedabbs6716
@marqesedabbs6716 7 лет назад
I think it would go like this Alucard: I am the Crimson Fucker,here standing the Crimson Fucker eating my own wings to keep my why boner tame.
@Snipergod1024
@Snipergod1024 6 лет назад
No, doesn't fit right. It seems too forced. I get what you're going for, but no, man. Not that. Sorry.
@charris942
@charris942 6 лет назад
More naughty little wood pecker
@teddibearslam
@teddibearslam 3 года назад
“WHY DIDNT ANYONE DO PROPER RECONNAISSANCE???”
@Ko700el
@Ko700el 3 года назад
asked the FIRST RECON Leader zorin brlitz
@anangryninja2824
@anangryninja2824 3 года назад
2:54 out of the unholy, heathanistic, over sexualized characters that exist.... and they picked *HIM*
@mr.p215
@mr.p215 3 года назад
Would you have preferred a brony?
@MrERJ1992
@MrERJ1992 2 года назад
@@mr.p215 Or a Furry.
@Tha-mountain
@Tha-mountain Год назад
Probably furry
@spaceangelmewtwo9074
@spaceangelmewtwo9074 7 лет назад
Integra: "Hullo... Police Girl..." Seras: "Sup" Integra: (Takes off glove, cuts finger, shoves it down Seras' throat) Seras: (Choking noises)
@L1701
@L1701 6 лет назад
MaxTheMaximumGamer "This...needs context..."
@8BitMisdreavus
@8BitMisdreavus 6 лет назад
Loy Turns What was the context of that scene anyhow? In the actual show I mean.
@hailmendoza6106
@hailmendoza6106 6 лет назад
Loy Turns The fuck it does!
@Forestxavier20
@Forestxavier20 6 лет назад
Yep. So because Seras wouldn't act like a normal vampire, Integra had to train her.
@--MRCLASSIC--
@--MRCLASSIC-- 6 лет назад
i need an adult.. =w=
@vguyver2
@vguyver2 7 лет назад
"I accidently shot Archduke Ferdinand and blamed it on some other guy, totally my fault."
@jackofblades8112
@jackofblades8112 7 лет назад
wonder how many ppl got that one.
@mephistoshel1256
@mephistoshel1256 7 лет назад
jack of blades ikr 😂😂
@Survivor-rk4ps
@Survivor-rk4ps 7 лет назад
jack of blades When 9th grade history class turns out to be useful
@KnightDark000
@KnightDark000 7 лет назад
So Gavrillo Princip was a patsy? The more you know.
@Ray-2000
@Ray-2000 7 лет назад
V Guyver its a matter of perspective, really
@sorath1396
@sorath1396 Год назад
That final scene with Seras was absolutely cathartic. The delivery was perfect. Never thought that "God save the queen" could ever sound so badass.
@thepriorstone4064
@thepriorstone4064 Год назад
I just realized everyone stops saying police girl and only call her Seras after this episode
@coachlombardi9657
@coachlombardi9657 Год назад
Because everyone, including those who weren't even there, knew what happened in this episode and decided that she earned her name back. By being a real f****ing vampire.
@caramellpanda
@caramellpanda 6 лет назад
I’ll be honest, Pip’s final moments with Seras was much more emotional than the actual original dub/sub. The music, the dying cigarette and Pip saying “You’re far too fine a wine for a lout like me...” in such a solemn way honestly hit me hard. This abridged series has given me so many laughs, but you’re ability to bring a certain seriousness to the table is incredible. It was timed correctly, you felt the emotion. Honestly one of my favourite moments from you guys so far.
@202cardline
@202cardline 5 лет назад
I've never seen the series but this moment in the abridged actually made me feel things.
@lethellsing
@lethellsing 5 лет назад
The feels
@shu8312
@shu8312 5 лет назад
What is the song that plays?
@NoelistAvenger
@NoelistAvenger 5 лет назад
Making parodies better than the source material is one thing TFS is good at.
@NoelistAvenger
@NoelistAvenger 5 лет назад
@@flappy7373 No. « You are », therefore « you're ». Trying to be a smartass without the smart part only makes you an ass :')
@ShaDO118k
@ShaDO118k 6 лет назад
"Wait. no. Miller, choose life."
@noctusdoesthings
@noctusdoesthings 6 лет назад
ShaDO118k *lite
@nadalcollins5532
@nadalcollins5532 6 лет назад
Noctus does things no life
@Oggystein
@Oggystein 5 лет назад
The line kills me every time. The delivery was perfect
@requis9838
@requis9838 5 лет назад
2:21 for ref
@HellishSpoon
@HellishSpoon 3 года назад
12:56 The song that plays here is "zakuro" from original hellsing And it plays when seras first became a vampire
@Chunkyloops
@Chunkyloops Год назад
One of the coldest scenes in the entire abridged series and probably the actual show itself. "God save the queen" and " SAY MY NAME NAME YOU NAZI BITCH" were amazing and basically already perfect, and then you go and play living dead girl on top of that, actually making this scene just pure perfect. The highest praise goes out to you guys and Serious fucking Kudos to the voice actor for Seras. This is Art.
@billcipher4725
@billcipher4725 7 лет назад
the moment seras said "fuck you, that's how!" my jaw went through the floor.
@necrodeuschan9379
@necrodeuschan9379 7 лет назад
Bill Cipher and my penis through the sky
@BigBadMonkey23
@BigBadMonkey23 6 лет назад
MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!!
@samsonguy10k
@samsonguy10k 2 года назад
That's the moment you know she has every potential to be as powerful as Alucard.
@lunch7213
@lunch7213 6 лет назад
13:40 You see, Zorin... You're not dealing with the average vampire anymore
@coachlombardi9657
@coachlombardi9657 6 лет назад
Lunch You're dealing with the f***ing* *Queen!*
@jahnathankrueger6791
@jahnathankrueger6791 5 лет назад
Abridged Vegeta’s Super Saipan speech with Freeza🤣
@dr.badtimes3660
@dr.badtimes3660 5 лет назад
I feel like we've been here before, have we been here before?
@GrindbIast
@GrindbIast 5 лет назад
Well if he's a super duper saiyan, I'll find a way to become a super de duper saiyan
@MrDibara
@MrDibara 5 лет назад
*_Oh. My._** GOOOOOD!*
@VampireA1056
@VampireA1056 2 года назад
"I Know we're shootin and rapin but necrophilia is a step too far" Is it really???
@bionicwarrior7845
@bionicwarrior7845 2 года назад
Is it weird that i love serea victoria even MORE when she turned into a badass vampire
@coachlombardi9657
@coachlombardi9657 Год назад
Not even a little.
@Ultraninetyeight
@Ultraninetyeight 7 лет назад
I've never left pornhub so fast. I've been waiting for this video for so long
@mr.smithsgovermentclass4556
@mr.smithsgovermentclass4556 7 лет назад
King Djpmon Only a TFS upload can fappus interruptus...
@blandersummer
@blandersummer 7 лет назад
King Djpmon it was a tough choice man
@bradblock6946
@bradblock6946 7 лет назад
King Djpmon a hard decision
@therizzonator2862
@therizzonator2862 7 лет назад
its a christmas miricale
@bradblock6946
@bradblock6946 7 лет назад
Merry Christmas
@themotherjovial563
@themotherjovial563 4 года назад
“Are you saying that I made the wrong choice? Because, I don’t make wrong choices... I make I N V E S T M E N T S.”
@royalanempire2965
@royalanempire2965 3 года назад
The only way you fail is if you give up.
@SergeantExtreme
@SergeantExtreme 3 года назад
-Wall Street, 2008
@haydentravis3348
@haydentravis3348 3 года назад
@@royalanempire2965 Can confirm, gave up.
@Vardreki
@Vardreki 3 года назад
Stonks
@AhmadAhmad-vm1xy
@AhmadAhmad-vm1xy 3 года назад
stonks
@artemisfowldragon
@artemisfowldragon Год назад
God Pip’s hair really was absolutely vibing
@Uruz_7
@Uruz_7 2 года назад
Seriously though, that captain has the biggest balls ever If i have to die, im going out like him Shooting a vampire 5 times after hitting it with a pipe, saving a hot chick, telling it to fuck off, carrying said hot chick while bleeding and still act like a badass even while hes dying.
@dot2dot969
@dot2dot969 5 лет назад
He literally only talks in innuendos.
@GZilla311
@GZilla311 4 года назад
In your endo. Wait. Wrong series.
@cunningsmile4166
@cunningsmile4166 4 года назад
I give it an 8 out of 10
@Jobe-13
@Jobe-13 3 года назад
😂
@Mirthandirxiii
@Mirthandirxiii 3 года назад
It's a matter of perspective really.
@valentds
@valentds 3 года назад
it's TFS, all talk in innuendos
@fazeprogeralt3143
@fazeprogeralt3143 7 лет назад
Damn... Even in the abdridged version his death scene is sad. :(
@Monunga
@Monunga 7 лет назад
Yeah, when it comes to more emotional moments, usually TFS doesn't mess with that.
@vladt.d.1222
@vladt.d.1222 6 лет назад
It leaves us wondering how episode nine and Anderson's death is going to play out...
@somedistantguy5936
@somedistantguy5936 6 лет назад
Episode 8*
@ibrahimshaihan7971
@ibrahimshaihan7971 6 лет назад
mate u just spoiled it for me
@AloisAgos
@AloisAgos 6 лет назад
Ehh, it's all a matter of perspective.
@EngineerDJ_Julius
@EngineerDJ_Julius 3 года назад
Team Four Star represents RU-vid's golden age Good times
@sylveralias5476
@sylveralias5476 Год назад
After my 3rd re-watch, I only realized now the tiny detail of Seras saying one of Abridged Alucards Iconic lines 13:44 , Showing that she's really inherited the Alucard's Badass and Sass.
@kaiserepsilon4011
@kaiserepsilon4011 5 лет назад
I just noticed, every time Seras goes on a rampage, it always goes back to Rob Zombie.
@haydentravis3348
@haydentravis3348 3 года назад
"I can hear the motley crew with my vampire hearing."
@apocalyptosoldier5527
@apocalyptosoldier5527 3 года назад
Thanks for this, shazam wasn't picking it up
@DanOMega215
@DanOMega215 3 года назад
yup, every time.
@stonedumaruto9570
@stonedumaruto9570 2 года назад
Rob Zombie is fucking amazing! ive seen em live.
@RangoDangoInc
@RangoDangoInc Год назад
LIKE A REAL FUCKING VAMPIRE
@malp2909
@malp2909 6 лет назад
"Its a matter of perspective, really" should be a running joke for tfs, i find it hilarious
@darcybarker5476
@darcybarker5476 5 лет назад
Mal p it’s a matter of perspective really
@juubi249
@juubi249 5 лет назад
PUT IT ON A SHIRT
@salazasauceproductions5100
@salazasauceproductions5100 5 лет назад
@@juubi249 It's a matter of perspective really
@Lowkeylie
@Lowkeylie 4 года назад
They really should have had that one work it’s way into the Cell Saga, given the the actor. Missed opportunity right there.
@SungWuJin
@SungWuJin 3 года назад
The most memorable quote ever “F*ck that how”
@zee8590
@zee8590 Год назад
I think this one is still my fav of all 10 episodes. Its the one I always come back to. For some reason, the interaction between Zorin and the other Nazi when she makes the pun kills me every time. And the "Wait, no, Miller, choose life...". And the whole segment with Pip and Seras is just so well done.
@TheChaosDragoness
@TheChaosDragoness 7 лет назад
Ah, the return of the Hellsing Ultimate Abridged ladyboner. WITH A VENGEANCE...
@tylorcarson6872
@tylorcarson6872 7 лет назад
Dude! XD
@MultiMetalhead15
@MultiMetalhead15 7 лет назад
The ending...wow the whole "say my name" shit best ending out there.
@YoruKurotsuki
@YoruKurotsuki 7 лет назад
Alpha1_1 meh, matter of perspective really
@jeremysmith7176
@jeremysmith7176 7 лет назад
I still like the "how about I get inside your head" from the original.
@Settlers6
@Settlers6 7 лет назад
I was expecting a Heisenberg "You're goddamn right" at the end. Still fine though.
@RadarHawk
@RadarHawk 7 лет назад
jeremy smith The actual quote is "How do you like it when someone fucks with your head?!!??!!"
@SuperSayianWarrior
@SuperSayianWarrior 7 лет назад
Alpha1_1 Anyone else actually expecting her to say something else about her name being police girl or something?
@DiscussThing
@DiscussThing 3 года назад
Original Hellsing soundtrack, Rob Zombie, voice acting that is over the border good with emotion...... I confess, I used to hate abridged series of all sorts. And then I flipped and... yeah. I fucking love that shit.
@Donovaneagle2098
@Donovaneagle2098 3 года назад
Wait, several of the Merc's names are Willingham, Riegal, Mercer, O'Brien and Jaffe. Someones a Critical Role fan
@samsonguy10k
@samsonguy10k 2 года назад
Critical Role are TFS fans, too. The circle is complete.
@fireyfacepunch6394
@fireyfacepunch6394 7 лет назад
I want cell to meet alucard
@johnappleseed6210
@johnappleseed6210 7 лет назад
Skymaster577 who's saying they haven't?
@fireyfacepunch6394
@fireyfacepunch6394 7 лет назад
Your favorite sex doll ya I just realized that, I'm a dumbass
@sailtheplains
@sailtheplains 7 лет назад
I want Alucard to meet Mister Popo and be like: oh lol I remember you. hey man
@lovingfool2060
@lovingfool2060 7 лет назад
I love the image of Taka just talking to himself.
@alduinfeetpic9250
@alduinfeetpic9250 7 лет назад
that makes me think...given the information you have at the end of the real Hellsing Ultimate, would anyone from the Dragon Ball Franchise be abled to kill Alucard? im pretty sure Alucard can't really murder anyone above Raditz from Dragonball, but could they destroy him? he is practically immortal for all we know... edit: "anyone from the Dragon Ball Franchise" does not include Beerus or the King of All since those are essentially hacks...
@voicingdragoon7
@voicingdragoon7 7 лет назад
The moment Seras called out for Alucard this episode got so worth the 1 year wait. That was fucking epic
@CAPTAINPRICE79
@CAPTAINPRICE79 7 лет назад
Personally, I think her little speel to Zorin made it worth the wait
@Healermain15
@Healermain15 7 лет назад
Replying so that the nasty shite from the guy above get's cloacked with the mantle of love.
@Healermain15
@Healermain15 7 лет назад
And a few thousand dismembered Nazi vampires.
@Healermain15
@Healermain15 7 лет назад
Cloacks away!
@Healermain15
@Healermain15 7 лет назад
'Ave another lads!
@Xman34washere
@Xman34washere Год назад
"You'd think Alucard was the worst offender." *_"hello....police girl."_* Integra everyone
@faerylnhiikira1053
@faerylnhiikira1053 3 года назад
1:34 The dying merc has a tootsie pop in his pocket! I never noticed that before!
@NyJoanzy
@NyJoanzy 7 лет назад
"Why didn't anyone do proper reconnaissance?!" - Zorin 14:20 That's too good.
@wppb50
@wppb50 7 лет назад
Two years for that payoff. Worth it.
@dynamicworlds1
@dynamicworlds1 7 лет назад
followed by an "aw fuck me" Awesome Also, another reference to him running over that Dairy Queen. I got curious so I looked it up. There are no Dairy Queens in England. Which suggests Alucard running a car covered in goat blood into a Dairy Queen scared them out of the country. I don't know if that was intentional, but I still love that mental image of that.
@lesyewresbewt9330
@lesyewresbewt9330 7 лет назад
wppb50 I'm at a lost for this one of proper reconnaissance what is the call back? I've routinely watched TFS abridge but at moment can't catch this callback
@lesyewresbewt9330
@lesyewresbewt9330 7 лет назад
Unless it's talking about episode 2 with the Valentine brothers
@dynamicworlds1
@dynamicworlds1 7 лет назад
Lesyew Resbewt She was sent to do reconnaissance but disobeyed orders in favor of a frontal attack. The joke was reconnaissance was her job, and she was asking why no one did it only to realize that after she said it.
@henrywolfe6929
@henrywolfe6929 7 лет назад
We're getting to the point where this is better than the actual show
@eringrant5191
@eringrant5191 6 лет назад
That was a while ago for me
@0bliVioid97
@0bliVioid97 6 лет назад
The long pauses between lines in the English dub cinched that on the very first Abridged episode.
@regiman222
@regiman222 6 лет назад
At the very least more insane/funnier
@toadlord8594
@toadlord8594 6 лет назад
Henry Wolfe And without ANY of those weird comedic "dream" moments that weren't that funny to me. Didn't like them in my opinion. Also: "I'M A FUCK MOTHERING VAMPIRE!!" already sold it for me first episode.
@Nmille98
@Nmille98 6 лет назад
MeingroessterFan Well, call me crazy, but I don't think the original is a comedy.
@zman1400
@zman1400 3 года назад
13:45 anyone remember when Alucard said that at the beginning?
@ricardo.compere8504
@ricardo.compere8504 3 года назад
Yes the quote that explains it all
@jr.pierre9940
@jr.pierre9940 2 года назад
i've watched this episode an billion times, THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST EPISODE OF ANY SHOW
@HACHIAttack
@HACHIAttack 6 лет назад
That feeling when the abridged has far more better dialogue than both Japanese and English dub.
@silverknight2101
@silverknight2101 5 лет назад
Welcome to Team FourStar
@kujiko88
@kujiko88 5 лет назад
I've gotta say, that was pretty great. Almost chilling.
@ZachCremisiSky
@ZachCremisiSky 5 лет назад
They can get away with it because no rules blocking them
@omiga9
@omiga9 5 лет назад
its great but its not better than original but that's my opinion and just to point out this is meant for comedic purposes only its a parody while the originals had their own story so it unfair to compare them other than hope you have a great day
@KasumiUta
@KasumiUta 5 лет назад
There's nothing wrong with the dubbed, in my opinion. Hell, the actors who reprised their role from Hellsing sounded a lot more comfortable in their roles.
@kraevorn7483
@kraevorn7483 7 лет назад
Alucard giving a pep talk. That's new.
@wickedamoeba8719
@wickedamoeba8719 7 лет назад
Kraevorn The greatest pep talk!
@waaaaaaah5135
@waaaaaaah5135 7 лет назад
Kraevorn It's a matter of perspective, really.
@kraevorn7483
@kraevorn7483 7 лет назад
Well the surprising thing about the pep talk is Alucard confessing to "losing the will to live" And for shooting the archduke.
@CNMashin
@CNMashin 7 лет назад
waaaaaaah *takes a shot
@suomisolider32
@suomisolider32 7 лет назад
Don't you mean a ''Pip'' talk... eh?!
@cr820
@cr820 2 года назад
Starting at Anderson's rescue of Integra in episode 5, this series gets just about as awesome as it is hilarious, for me at least. Starting with Alucard's talk to Seras, and her subsequent wrath in this episode, it eclipses the original in my eyes for sheer awesome. Also, the delivery on "you are far too fine a wine for a lout like me" is legit heartwrenching.
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