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Episode 08: Deus Ex Anderson
CAST
ENRICO MAXWELL (AND CHILD MAXWELL) - Christopher Guerrero
INTEGRA HELLSING - Corinne Suberg
HEINKELL - Kira Buckland
ALEXANDER ANDERSON- Benjiman Creighton
SERAS VICTORIA - Jessi Nowack
ALCUARD - Curtis Arnott
JED FORREST - Ricerpirate
THE CAPTAIN - Marc Swint
ITALY - Merc Matthews
THE MAJOR - Nick Landis
MEXICO - Alejandro Saab
CANADA - BohBear
HERR DOCTOR - Lawrence Simpson
YUMI - Kimlinh Tran
GOD - SungWonCho
SATAN - Zach Hadel
WALTER C. DORNES - Remix
LITTLE BOY - Limealicious
ISCARIOT MEMBERS - Marc Swint, Connor McKinley, Scott Frerichs, Stephan Krosecz
EDITED BY: Stephan Krozecs and KaiserNeko
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@MoodyBlues2077
@MoodyBlues2077 6 лет назад
"Is it racist to say that sounds better in Arabic?" Fuck I love you guys.
@Midnight-7411
@Midnight-7411 6 лет назад
RetroThe GameBro I know right
@hithummah
@hithummah 6 лет назад
if TFS goes further more with islamic jokes, YT will delete this video
@falloutboisumbish9409
@falloutboisumbish9409 6 лет назад
RetroThe GameBro YOUR PICTURE MATCHS
@blixer8384
@blixer8384 6 лет назад
Was there a purpose to quoting to the Deceleration of Independence?
@Midnight-7411
@Midnight-7411 6 лет назад
Old-TimeyEye Inc. yeash that’s got to be the longest comment on RU-vid I’ve ever seen so yeah umm congrats or something
@mattmccanty9154
@mattmccanty9154 5 лет назад
Ironically, the only reason Alucard could sail right up the Thames to attack the Nazis was because they had already burned down London Bridge.
@yorneustein7851
@yorneustein7851 5 лет назад
And Hans had such a good day ...
@benbrunt6365
@benbrunt6365 5 лет назад
@@C.K.Y f
@IntrovertedCanine
@IntrovertedCanine 5 лет назад
F
@joseestrada4737
@joseestrada4737 5 лет назад
F
@hihelo5131
@hihelo5131 5 лет назад
F to hans he was the man
@kattastic9999
@kattastic9999 Год назад
Just a reminder: all of Maxwell's lines in the beginning are actual quotes from actual popes during various crusades
@bmxriderforlife1234
@bmxriderforlife1234 Год назад
Except maybe the send in the Mexican inquisition and the salvation army.
@whiteraven181
@whiteraven181 Год назад
Seriously?? Those are actually quotes from Vatican leaders?
@kattastic9999
@kattastic9999 Год назад
@@whiteraven181 Y U P. The "Kill them all, let God sort them out" one is especially infamous.
@whiteraven181
@whiteraven181 Год назад
@@kattastic9999 Nothing will ever argue and act against Christianity's so-called values more that Christianity.
@kattastic9999
@kattastic9999 Год назад
@@whiteraven181 Personally I think the moment a religion based on charity and acceptance gave its leader a throne made of gold was the point of no return
@xxxSaiyan228
@xxxSaiyan228 11 месяцев назад
Anderson: "It's a shame your blood sugar daddy won't be here to see it." *Alucard has joined the call*
@keeper9090
@keeper9090 10 месяцев назад
When I first heard "Ready to Die" and saw the ship I went nuts!
@user-ru1fm6xn4x
@user-ru1fm6xn4x 9 месяцев назад
he said that and literally not even 1 second later he shows up
@Juju2927
@Juju2927 8 месяцев назад
@@user-ru1fm6xn4x Betting everything I had that Alucard was listening and waiting for either him or Mawell to say something like that before making his entrance.
@blitzbreaker072
@blitzbreaker072 7 месяцев назад
Honestly I pictured this moment everytime I go into bad situations and arriving playing this song. Throws everyone off.
@r.s.2890
@r.s.2890 4 месяца назад
"Did someone say 'daddy'?"
@jacobpeterson4071
@jacobpeterson4071 3 года назад
The Jews flying away laughing gets me every time
@olefischel4988
@olefischel4988 3 года назад
Me too
@blackieechan6215
@blackieechan6215 3 года назад
THATS FOR THE RHINELAND MASSACRE YA SHMUCK
@iTyncWithReality
@iTyncWithReality 3 года назад
I was just laughing at that when I read this!
@aleksiheija8170
@aleksiheija8170 3 года назад
Reminds me of that family guy gag.
@spdutahraptor777
@spdutahraptor777 3 года назад
The guy in the chopper flipping maxwell
@trapbuilder2283
@trapbuilder2283 4 года назад
A is for Awestruck, the look upon your faces L is for Leakage of your bowels and graces U is for Understatement, which will be rectified C is for Christ’s-absence here now allow me to reprise~ A is for Audacious, just listen to my song R is for Ruination coming, don’t need to wait too long! D is for your Dread, which I’ll cultivate and grow.... The CrimsonFucker has checked in Release Restraint Level Zero
@seanblaze4788
@seanblaze4788 3 года назад
This deserves more likes than it already has
@chaseroberts8863
@chaseroberts8863 3 года назад
This is heavily underrated and it should not be
@grodygibsonlcd8038
@grodygibsonlcd8038 3 года назад
This is perfect
@Blueradioman
@Blueradioman 3 года назад
Perfect
@reuvenlivni766
@reuvenlivni766 3 года назад
Underrated as FUCK
@tuqann
@tuqann Год назад
"Is it racist to say that it sounds better in Arabic?" Floored me!
@brianjohnson5272
@brianjohnson5272 10 месяцев назад
It blew me away!
@americafuckyeah17
@americafuckyeah17 8 месяцев назад
​@@brianjohnson5272i exploded with laughter
@josephrittenhouse5839
@josephrittenhouse5839 7 месяцев назад
yeah, fine, it still sounds better in Arabic. I love the fuckin Arabs. No one maths better than the jews than the arabs. (ducks)
@Cooldude-ko7ps
@Cooldude-ko7ps 7 месяцев назад
It’d of been better if they said “DEUS VULT” or something.
@steelfield1807
@steelfield1807 7 месяцев назад
I found this comment having 911 likes
@JumbleMumble
@JumbleMumble Год назад
To this day pure rage and offense in Anderson's voice when he talks to Dracula is one of the funniest things I have seen. "You do know that it's just my name spelled backw..." "Of course I do!" The only one who probably knew right away being Anderson is also *chef's kiss*
@overnightsage8908
@overnightsage8908 11 месяцев назад
NOW SHUT UP AND BRING HIM OUT
@Neutral_Tired
@Neutral_Tired 2 года назад
"Hooray, it's the Catholic Church!" "Oh no, it's the Catholic Church..." The entire history of Catholicism in two sentences
@LunarSault23
@LunarSault23 Год назад
Past Present Future
@darleendavis5710
@darleendavis5710 11 месяцев назад
Painfully actually in all accounts 😕
@Morgan_The_Dude
@Morgan_The_Dude 8 месяцев назад
the realest comment
@mathsethorus89.5
@mathsethorus89.5 6 месяцев назад
Practicing catholic here. Not gonna stop being Catholic any time soon. But yeah. Unfortunately. We're still working on that...
@snap1028
@snap1028 6 месяцев назад
Specifically pre and post bubonic plague
@cringelord1809
@cringelord1809 4 года назад
The sounds Seras made when Alucard pat her on the head is in fact made of 300% pure joy.
@vorkarb2825
@vorkarb2825 4 года назад
Best part is the subtitles just going: ‘Seras nearly orgasms’
@CharlieCat18
@CharlieCat18 4 года назад
vorkar B really? The subtitles I see are “ * Happy Seras Noises *”
@LudaChez
@LudaChez 4 года назад
@@CharlieCat18 I think there are generated subtitles and actual TFS subtitles. TFS usually adds extra jokes in their subtitles
@mrb692
@mrb692 4 года назад
Charlie Catashrophe Check the UK captions!
@thomaslibert9889
@thomaslibert9889 4 года назад
vorkar B I didn't see that so I thought it was a different English and it was the uk and I was like so the basic English and Canadian English say she's adorable but then the uk goes "oh yeah no we're gonna say she's orgasming
@jasontaemon8598
@jasontaemon8598 2 года назад
A really subtle design decision I love about Hellsing is Alucard’s black gun, The Jackal. He asked Walter to make it for him after confronting Anderson and seeing his normal gun didnt inflict any lasting damage. The Jackal hits Anderson once in his left shoulder in their final showdown and the wound is lasting, unlike other wounds in the show. The engraving on the Jackal also mirror’s a quote on Anderson’s glove. His gloves read “Speak with Dead” and “Jesus Christ is in Heaven.” The Jackal reads “Jesus Christ is in Heaven Now.” All of this goes to show how much Alucard really thought of Anderson. Alucard, the strongest vampire alive, made a gun, specially crafted to deal with Anderson’s regenerator powers, to kill him AND engraved said gun after Anderson’s design choices. Alucard must have thought Anderson an actual saint and a truly worthy opponent to have planned ahead so much to kill him. This show just has some fantastic environmental story telling.
@Eseerrowez
@Eseerrowez Год назад
Actually alucard wanted to die by his hands. Alucard wants to die by the hands of humans, which is why he is SUPER PISSED when anderson basically turns himself into a monster because now that he is one he no longer wants to die to him
@thefanwithoutaface8105
@thefanwithoutaface8105 Год назад
Personally I love the detail of how Anderson always crosses his bayonets right side up as a sign of the Cross while Alcuard crosses his guns upside down, which while it;s not actually a sign of the devil is usually seen as one. Also there's extra irony in the fact the weapon he uses to hurt Anderson is called the Jackal since at least in the Omen films the Anti-Christ is supposed to be born from the body of a Jackal.
@iepvienredstoneHuy007
@iepvienredstoneHuy007 Год назад
@@thefanwithoutaface8105 the reverse cross though not directly meant the devil, it does mean being opposite/lesser from god. There was a saint(i forgot his name) who ask to have a reverse cross because he thing he was not worthy and good enough to be in god eyes. To this day, he is the only saint that have his cross upside down
@alphatester985
@alphatester985 Год назад
@@iepvienredstoneHuy007 If I am not mistaken, that was St. Peter.
@ambislut3261
@ambislut3261 Год назад
All written by a dude who up until then primarily wrote hentai
@striker8961
@striker8961 Год назад
I like to think Anderson thought it was so obvious that his name was Dracula spelt backwards that he assumed everyone else knew and never said anything because he was just so not intimidated by that prospect.
@noneofyourbusiness4294
@noneofyourbusiness4294 9 месяцев назад
Which would show Anderson being full of himself. The Nazis knew about what exactly Alucard is. Anderson, as much as I prefer him as Alucard's final opponent, just straightup dug a grave for himself
@josephrittenhouse5839
@josephrittenhouse5839 7 месяцев назад
As a minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti monster, I do declare this account on the Virtously Awesome St. Alexander Anderson to be Canon, and Doctrine. May you dine well in the sauce of God. All hail his nooddlyness.
@justvalentine1007
@justvalentine1007 7 месяцев назад
@@josephrittenhouse5839🙏
@toniotrussardi8126
@toniotrussardi8126 4 месяца назад
@@noneofyourbusiness4294 wich ironically wouldnt have happened if he stuck with his guns and fough as a human but he decided to die a monster saddly
@CiaranMaxwell
@CiaranMaxwell 3 месяца назад
@@toniotrussardi8126 As a monster in body, but not in mind. Alucard didn't know that until after he landed the fatal blow. Otherwise, he might have allowed the transformed Anderson to kill him.
@24FramesOfNick
@24FramesOfNick 6 лет назад
"It's been only two days but it feels like years" DAMN RIGHT YOU META ALUCARD FUCK LOVE
@thatBigfuu
@thatBigfuu 6 лет назад
24 Frames Of Nick shit. I missed that
@MrHomieHova
@MrHomieHova 6 лет назад
24 Frames Of Nick damn straight
@jasondarkflame4948
@jasondarkflame4948 6 лет назад
24 Frames Of Nick "Catholic suicide bombing? Today is great." Alicard is just awesome.
@benjaminmccoy8338
@benjaminmccoy8338 6 лет назад
why is his name Backwords its way to obvious hes Dracula what did all his ideals turn around and bite him in the ass
@holdenfinley1980
@holdenfinley1980 6 лет назад
I love how alucard is commentating the battle. And the "cathlic suicide bombers, what a fun day line, broke me
@TW2Vlog
@TW2Vlog 3 года назад
"Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day." I now know what I want on my tombstone.
@pokepro082
@pokepro082 3 года назад
Hah yeah I want it on their to that and I'll be back
@Vandil_the_Rogue
@Vandil_the_Rogue 3 года назад
Are you saying you'll go out winning a Darwin award?
@cayennebonaparte7203
@cayennebonaparte7203 3 года назад
Are you implying you would be the stupid in that instance?
@surferOS101
@surferOS101 3 года назад
People who posts these quotes are the stupidest
@lotaryguy12
@lotaryguy12 3 года назад
@@surferOS101 Nah, the kids like you who complain whenever someone writes a quote are among the dumbest people in youtube comments, and that's saying a lot. You should get a trophy. Not to mention this one was using the quote to make a joke. That's a minimum of 10x the intelligence little losers like you are capable of.
@lilmissbean4981
@lilmissbean4981 2 года назад
“Y’all know you’re Naruto running, right?” I don’t know why but Alucard just absolutely RIPPING on these guys while they try their damndest to kill him absolutely SENDS me!
@VoidBornHuman
@VoidBornHuman 2 года назад
Timestamp?
@yahyakhan268
@yahyakhan268 Год назад
@@VoidBornHuman 12:56
@demonkingtengoku9034
@demonkingtengoku9034 11 месяцев назад
​@@VoidBornHuman error e razón @,@6-÷
@luigiboi4244
@luigiboi4244 8 месяцев назад
Taka is just having a BLAST reading these lines.
@dylanhilton220
@dylanhilton220 5 месяцев назад
“Is it racist to say this sounds better in Arabic?”
@pbfloyd13
@pbfloyd13 Год назад
16:40 ProZD as God and PsychicPebbles as Satan is GENIUS casting!!!
@grumpymonkeyenterprises6413
I didn’t even notice ProZD
@HTWW
@HTWW Год назад
@@grumpymonkeyenterprises6413 our boy made it big since then, hasn't he? I mean, I mostly knew him for his 'helpful villain' and 'water gourmand' and other skits like these. But Ratatoskr? Damn!
@xelestial_sky
@xelestial_sky Год назад
@@HTWW He's always been pretty popular and big in general.
@thegrimcritic5494
@thegrimcritic5494 Год назад
“Hi God!” “… Hi Satan.”
@yaimcuddy
@yaimcuddy Год назад
Nah alucard is both 🤣 nah but got real thanks for the names man I’m always looking for new abridged
@grantnesselroad7569
@grantnesselroad7569 6 лет назад
So Dracula is actually kind and polite, while Alucard is the swinging troll... good touch.
@travisstroman-spaniel6091
@travisstroman-spaniel6091 6 лет назад
Grant Nesselroad yes
@theodoreli34
@theodoreli34 6 лет назад
So the persona Van Helsing defeated was Alucard, not Dracula?
@anthonyallen6205
@anthonyallen6205 6 лет назад
You sir (or madam) are speaking far too much sense. WE GOT A SYNTH HERE!
@AscendtionArc
@AscendtionArc 6 лет назад
@Chainer It truly does.
@BananaChicken21
@BananaChicken21 5 лет назад
Dracula the Scarlet Gentleman and Alucard the...well, the Crimson Fucker
@TacticallyInferior
@TacticallyInferior 2 года назад
“You were a good boy Maxwell, shame you were such a shit man” Painfully accurate to most people
@PansexualDumbass9169
@PansexualDumbass9169 Год назад
Like Henry the 8th
@ZeroFucksLeft
@ZeroFucksLeft Год назад
Try about 2-10ths of 1% of people. About half of people are brainwashed, but that doesn't make them shit individuals. Brainwashing can easily be undone, especially with the knowledge provided by this book and an understanding of body language/ tone: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Etz2Kgtev5w.html&ab_channel=AltrusianGraceMedia If you enjoy the knowledge provided, please do spread it around! The more the merrier~
@ojrmk1
@ojrmk1 Год назад
Maybe the best line in the show? It's up there.
@alonewanderer4697
@alonewanderer4697 Год назад
tbh that part is much better than in the original OVA
@T0NI_
@T0NI_ Год назад
I have a collection of quotes that I save either for reminiscence or for later use, and that one went in the second I heard it.
@snowboundseer8661
@snowboundseer8661 2 года назад
I will always be haunted by the calm in Anderson's calm as he says only... "Not yours... Mine."
@williamhanna9718
@williamhanna9718 Год назад
Notice how Alucard stopped fucking around once he realized Andersen’s intentions
@josephrittenhouse5839
@josephrittenhouse5839 7 месяцев назад
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster just declared Alexander Anderson a saint. Did you hear?
@ShadowKamehameha32
@ShadowKamehameha32 4 месяца назад
"I forgive you." "Excuse me?"
@siegesquirrel42
@siegesquirrel42 Год назад
I know it was probably meant to be the Hellsing equivalent of a "senpai noticed me" gag but goddammit that squirrel giggle Seras does when Dracula pats her head and shows her genuine respect is fucking adorable and I'm glad Integra thinks so too
@elucid07
@elucid07 Год назад
Wait until you read the UK subtitles...
@AnimeRecksYou
@AnimeRecksYou 10 месяцев назад
@@elucid07what did the subtitles say?
@prehistoriccreator9600
@prehistoriccreator9600 10 месяцев назад
@@AnimeRecksYou it says "*Seras nearly orgasms*"
@artiequick3583
@artiequick3583 10 месяцев назад
@@AnimeRecksYou it said quote unquote "Seras nearly orgasms"
@KWBR1123
@KWBR1123 7 месяцев назад
@@artiequick3583”Our relationship can best be described as tags on Pornhub”
@RealCoolstriker64
@RealCoolstriker64 3 года назад
Anderson: “It’s a shame your blood sugar daddy won’t be here to see it.” Alucard: *proceeds to create my favorite scene of all time*
@pokepro082
@pokepro082 3 года назад
I watch it every day its bloody fantastic
@spdutahraptor777
@spdutahraptor777 3 года назад
True...i no longer listen to Mozart's Dies Irae without being imediately followed by Ready to Die
@powerofanime1
@powerofanime1 3 года назад
It might be the best they've ever done. And I STILL think a literal moment of silence was needed between it and the next scene to allow it to properly sink in.
@speedstick8981
@speedstick8981 3 года назад
I wonder how long it took him to wire all this up... I want to say like a....day?
@allegrobeatle982
@allegrobeatle982 2 года назад
I found this video yesterday. It was Beautiful!!
@Dragonlover553
@Dragonlover553 5 лет назад
What I find funny is that Anderson knew that Alucard was Dracula the whole time, and apparently thought it was so obvious he never told Maxwell.
@yulbrynner8293
@yulbrynner8293 4 года назад
@@Ganamabunta08 *Maxwell
@ChimsThoughts
@ChimsThoughts 4 года назад
you do realize that alucard is dracula spelled backwards right :p just saying pretty much knew that from episode 1 in the first series :p
@tommyblade8093
@tommyblade8093 4 года назад
@@ChimsThoughts oh shit i nvm knew that
@ozdal3434
@ozdal3434 4 года назад
lol i knew about the name from the start i just thought it was a reference to dracula not that he was ACTUALLY dracula
@colingrimm319
@colingrimm319 4 года назад
Dragonlover553 well i mean if u write his name and either way then look at it in a mirror ull know
@moon16879
@moon16879 Год назад
"You seek out your own justice to right the countless wrongs you have committed... To find forgiveness... and salvation... But when you find it... Will you accept it" This part still hits me straight in the heart
@josephrittenhouse5839
@josephrittenhouse5839 7 месяцев назад
Amen
@alienonlsd3209
@alienonlsd3209 7 месяцев назад
What do you think he was going to say before Walter interrupted him?
@sashawolfson3602
@sashawolfson3602 14 дней назад
​@@alienonlsd3209 That would be a huge mystery
@fitzwilliams4215
@fitzwilliams4215 2 года назад
Love how Dracula was being honorable and Alexander was like "fuck no, give me Alucard" 🤣
@josephrittenhouse5839
@josephrittenhouse5839 7 месяцев назад
amen. no notes
@Xaxp
@Xaxp 5 месяцев назад
Ironically if he fought Dracula he probably would have won, since its Alucard who has a gun specifically crafted to kill Anderson.
@JensenP12
@JensenP12 5 лет назад
"Don't weep for the stupid, you'd be crying all day" Words to live by.
@smpandlox8036
@smpandlox8036 5 лет назад
My Senior Quote
@werewolfdragon4740
@werewolfdragon4740 5 лет назад
@@smpandlox8036 Idk I like "oh fuck me he wasn't kidding" God damn such an underrated moment
@kenzieuchiha1191
@kenzieuchiha1191 5 лет назад
That's my new favorite quote
@illusorydog4534
@illusorydog4534 5 лет назад
It is so true.
@kappakappa1307
@kappakappa1307 5 лет назад
Jeepers Scoob “ninja catholic suicide bombers.”
@nofun594
@nofun594 2 года назад
"Base is secure." "Everyone's dead." "Ate Pip."
@rebound1340
@rebound1340 2 года назад
Fully fledged vampire now
@cunningsmile4166
@cunningsmile4166 2 года назад
And you're going to DIE a full fledged vampire! Its a shame your bloodsugar daddy won't be here to see it
@isdrakon9802
@isdrakon9802 2 года назад
*boss music starts*
@spaghtti
@spaghtti 2 года назад
We've made a sacrifice and now we came to take your life
@kitsu1379
@kitsu1379 2 года назад
@@spaghtti We shoot without a gun. We'll take on anyone.
@unorthodoxwisdom2666
@unorthodoxwisdom2666 2 года назад
You know. I can imagine Alucard off screen just scrolling through his phone for a good entrance song while he's got the bluetooth.😂😂
@jacksono6565
@jacksono6565 Год назад
Alucard: Bluetooth isn't working!?!? ... Gonna have to rig this shit!
@josephrittenhouse5839
@josephrittenhouse5839 7 месяцев назад
Sounds legit, to be honest. Likely not important enough to declare Canon. Like...lets leave room for more awesome Idle musings like these. My favorite is the scene from the last episode of him laughing like a hyena on the deck of a burning ship.... Not in victory... But because he already knows when he'll cut back into the story. ...and he knows what song he'll put over the loudspeakers.
@unorthodoxwisdom2666
@unorthodoxwisdom2666 7 месяцев назад
@@josephrittenhouse5839 Alucard being the embodiment of the Kronk meme. "Oh yeah. It's all coming together.".
@joshuahendricks9558
@joshuahendricks9558 Год назад
Integra's "Like a Protestant" gives me life.
@josephrittenhouse5839
@josephrittenhouse5839 7 месяцев назад
Amen
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 3 года назад
"Also, I believe our forces are being slaughtered." "Who gives a fuck? They're Nazis." Fuck, I love that line.
@longwlenguyen4214
@longwlenguyen4214 3 года назад
I mean the Major only wanted war and violence he didn't gave two shit about ideology or politics
@sweetcoincidence4048
@sweetcoincidence4048 2 года назад
@@rickoshay5525 "Did I stutter?"
@therealveridicalyt497
@therealveridicalyt497 2 года назад
@@sweetcoincidence4048 “You did didn’t you?”
@sonicdueler
@sonicdueler 2 года назад
best part was this epsiode came out during a year were people were just out punching nazi's in america xD
@Handicaptain99
@Handicaptain99 2 года назад
@@sonicdueler you should check yourself mate
@netherdominater9960
@netherdominater9960 3 года назад
"Alucard...I hate you. But I _understand_ you." For some reason this line sticks with me
@gman2801
@gman2801 2 года назад
This has 69 likes. Nice
@SingeScorcher
@SingeScorcher 2 года назад
Same here, honestly along with a huge chunk of Anderson's dialogue in this episode. If you'll forgive the rambling (especially on a 7 month out comment) I think it's because of how well Anderson does embody what it's supposed to mean to be Christian. (Yes in spite of the language and violence and whether or not TFS Intended it or not) Don't hold on to hate, forgive and try to understand and love others, help them decide they want to be saved, etc. etc. That kind of stuff is powerful no matter where it comes from if it's treated well.
@thatkidwiththehoodie
@thatkidwiththehoodie 2 года назад
Hate and understanding can coexist, after all. There’s people out there I can’t stand and can’t justify, but I know why they are the way they are. It’s important to know that, you miss so much if you don’t. Know thy enemy, y’know?
@joncarr1200
@joncarr1200 2 года назад
Basically how the audience feels about villains in a nutshell.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 года назад
@@thatkidwiththehoodiereminds me of the phrase “love is not the opposite of hate, apathy is”
@jakeking974
@jakeking974 2 года назад
I love how Anderson immediately understands that Alucard is merely a persona adapted from the trauma (and probably rebirth from Hell itself) he felt as Vlad Tepes, and recognizes that his enemy is the fabled king of vampires, it's the annoying, loudmouth, jokester of a monster. It's like approaching a person with extreme Multiple Personality Disorder and being so close to them that you can call out a specific identity.
@josephrittenhouse5839
@josephrittenhouse5839 7 месяцев назад
AhhllluuuCAAAARD!
@gravewolfwood5747
@gravewolfwood5747 6 месяцев назад
@@josephrittenhouse5839WwwhhhaaAAAAAAATTTTTTT?!
@AmerZAC
@AmerZAC 2 года назад
I love how, from episode to episode, the voice acting gets from "pure jest" to "actually serious, to the point where it rivals the original". A job well done.
@RacingSnails64
@RacingSnails64 Год назад
TFS has a fantastic knack for starting as parody but slowly turning serious. Even in their single Attack on Titan episode they did it. I believe Seras unlocking her true power against Zorin was the moment I realized "holy shit, this is just genuinely amazing."
@ordinarytilter
@ordinarytilter 8 месяцев назад
Yeah same with DBZ abridged. Somewhere at the end the dialogue was better than in the original
@scotginger4690
@scotginger4690 6 месяцев назад
​@@ordinarytilter"Bye Son." WHY DON'T YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA MY HEART AFTER YOUR SNAP IT IN TWO TFS!?
@MathWizHQ
@MathWizHQ 6 лет назад
"You were a good boy, Maxwell. Shame you were such a shit man."
@mobiusfrost
@mobiusfrost 6 лет назад
Mathwiz97 Probably my favorite quote from this show to date.
@italianodblaugrana3842
@italianodblaugrana3842 6 лет назад
Mathwiz97 best quote in the whole series
@Traskelion
@Traskelion 6 лет назад
I dunno. It's good, but I'm partial to "HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY!?" or perhaps the follow-up "-he then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here."
@TheFaroe
@TheFaroe 6 лет назад
What makes that scene tho is the following laugh.
@HALO20601
@HALO20601 6 лет назад
It's one of those true to life quotes.
@mooseymcmoosington
@mooseymcmoosington 4 года назад
“She is sassy af holy shit I like her”. Alucard loves him some some strong women.
@isapu1948
@isapu1948 3 года назад
I thought that was a random person Edit : Nevermind.
@KaeYoss
@KaeYoss 3 года назад
There is no one who can comprehend his sexual preferences.
@mooseymcmoosington
@mooseymcmoosington 3 года назад
@@KaeYoss except the queen.
@tomikexboii5403
@tomikexboii5403 3 года назад
@@KaeYoss Though we definitely know it revolves around being to do clever comebacks and sassiness.
@mooseymcmoosington
@mooseymcmoosington 3 года назад
@@tomikexboii5403 he does love the snark. Like way into it.
@theimprovedbore550
@theimprovedbore550 Год назад
it's unnerving how adorable seras still can be, considering how monstrous and horrifying she also can be (with the whole "eating pip" thing)
@Daktangle
@Daktangle Год назад
She's still a loveable goofball even though she's a proper fuckmothering vampire. :D
@ojrmk1
@ojrmk1 Год назад
Gap Moe FTW
@niserresin2006
@niserresin2006 Год назад
I believe in the original even Anderson is weirded out by how she's so cute and yet also clearly a monster (as much as Anderson can be weirded out by anything)
@josephrittenhouse5839
@josephrittenhouse5839 7 месяцев назад
I just love hearing her scream "SAY MY NAME!"
@scotginger4690
@scotginger4690 6 месяцев назад
I remember watching Hellsing for the first time assuming that Seras was gonna be another dumb blonde girl to bait the basement dwellers like that girl from Dr Stone. It wasn't until she kicked Zorin's ass that I realised how much she had changed. TLDR: Police Girl is Great.
@VivaLaDnDLogs
@VivaLaDnDLogs Год назад
"Oh sh*t this hurts....This is a deep pain." *ignites in holy flames* "Oh cool, it gets worse!" Love the way he describes it like a sommelier tasting wine.
@andrewowens4421
@andrewowens4421 5 месяцев назад
Considering the amount of times he's been killed I'm sure he's come to understand all sorts of pains and their nuance differences; and with his long life he might as well differentiate them to pass the time.
@KP-dy1yq
@KP-dy1yq 4 месяца назад
​@@andrewowens4421Great point! I never thought about that - down the rabbit hole we go..
@ozpin8329
@ozpin8329 3 дня назад
I ended up getting a blunt trauma puncture wound in my leg from a shop/construction accident that had to be irrigated. I ended up using these two lines. "Oh shit, this hurts..." _ICU nurse proceeds to inject/flush the wound with a giant syringe of saline_ "Oh cool, it gets worse!"
@alexbeau7908
@alexbeau7908 2 года назад
"He's got no gag reflex" Three guesses how Alucard found that out.
@chriwehl7173
@chriwehl7173 2 года назад
He had him train with seras
@bahmot9501
@bahmot9501 2 года назад
You're both a genius and disgusting
@plaguedr.crowvin3349
@plaguedr.crowvin3349 2 года назад
He tried to throat-Fck him with a spear
@jessicadegen8433
@jessicadegen8433 2 года назад
literally no one needs to guess, we all know how he found out
@plaguedr.crowvin3349
@plaguedr.crowvin3349 2 года назад
@@jessicadegen8433 Impaling him though the mouth
@243CJ
@243CJ 3 года назад
"It looks like you've got what'ya always wanted...Alucard." *"I didn't want this."* "You stole my heart." *"Aw, fu-fucking come on man."*
@laurocoman
@laurocoman 3 года назад
It's more touching than the original.
@243CJ
@243CJ 3 года назад
@@laurocoman my god yes
@cunningsmile4166
@cunningsmile4166 2 года назад
Alucard. I hate you. But I understand you. To right your countless wrongs, you seek your own justice in this world. As a man much like you, I faced my demons. May I tell you how?
@carlthomaswilliamsjr.2995
@carlthomaswilliamsjr.2995 2 года назад
@@cunningsmile4166 Of course...my friend.
@mynewchampion6716
@mynewchampion6716 2 года назад
@@carlthomaswilliamsjr.2995 ate my vitamins said 3 hail Marie’s fucked off and died the end
@thibautisserant
@thibautisserant 2 года назад
I don't remember the "I forgive you" in the original. And if it isn't in, it's a damn shame because DAMN you just get chills when a mortal enemy suddenly says that.
@josephrittenhouse5839
@josephrittenhouse5839 7 месяцев назад
its especially hard hitting when it's not just a "topic" of the mortal enemy... ...when you realize all the hateful things said, all the murderous villainy done... ...Was to get close enough to you... To forgive you. it wasn't ever a "topic" It was an entire "theme"
@AndrewPalmore
@AndrewPalmore 11 месяцев назад
The the little giggle Seras gives when she gets recognized and patted by Dracula is so adorable. She’s so happy to be acknowledged.
@ravelord_n1to849
@ravelord_n1to849 3 года назад
You know your character is badass when the entire main cast sings a rap about his backstory after the episode's ended. Godspeed Father Anderson
@faxmachine1162
@faxmachine1162 3 года назад
Its a reference to Hamilton, the Musical about Alexander Hamilton, one of the US 's founding fathers.
@kmmediafactory
@kmmediafactory 2 года назад
@@faxmachine1162 I heard the beginning and I knew exactly where it was from....these guys do a really good job
@aubreyhuff46
@aubreyhuff46 2 года назад
@Juggled Hellsing did I'm pretty sure too. But they didnt kill him
@ShadowKamehameha32
@ShadowKamehameha32 Год назад
@Juggled It's more that Anderson wasn't willing to make himself a monster in order to try and kill Alucard, much like Van Helsing did centuries before. Which is why he broke down when Anderson became The Monster of God and he had to kill him. He genuinely respected Anderson.
@cristianluna7508
@cristianluna7508 Год назад
They represented ALEXANDER F@$%$@G ANDERSON so well it gave me goosebumps
@allenhines480
@allenhines480 6 лет назад
"NAILED IT LIKE THE FUCKING ROMANS" i just got that....
@Daece2928
@Daece2928 6 лет назад
Allen Hines I don’t get it
@allenhines480
@allenhines480 6 лет назад
The romans nailed Jesus to the cross
@aratherdrunkmedic8470
@aratherdrunkmedic8470 6 лет назад
Allen Hines Jesus and the actual church nailing him for 10 years and beheading him.
@Bacchasnail
@Bacchasnail 6 лет назад
It's the Romies
@nekroncifer9427
@nekroncifer9427 6 лет назад
QuippGamer [Casual Gamer] or when alucard was sodomized as a child
@bloodlustshiva1
@bloodlustshiva1 Год назад
Dracula and Seras interacting was so cute.
@tobiogunyemi7631
@tobiogunyemi7631 Год назад
It was, especially with the Big O music playing in the background
@billveusay9423
@billveusay9423 5 месяцев назад
Just realized that Alucard arriving in England on a ghost ship is a reference to the original Dracula novel.
@jamesbearss8547
@jamesbearss8547 6 лет назад
seras victoria's little giggle after Dracula rubs her head is just the most pure thing in the entire world
@Thebobkiller1
@Thebobkiller1 6 лет назад
Made even better by the fact she's a full fledged fuck mothering vampire.
@tigerwarrior1787
@tigerwarrior1787 6 лет назад
Seras has her Senpai moment.
@fuhkishoga5130
@fuhkishoga5130 6 лет назад
and the fact that he said her actual name for the first time
@JustinWahlne
@JustinWahlne 6 лет назад
That was just so damn cute.
@NeoDFFXIV
@NeoDFFXIV 6 лет назад
P R O T E C C
@user-ct8um1bh3b
@user-ct8um1bh3b 2 года назад
For those that don’t know, Anderson’s monologue when he becomes the Monster of God ( Through the Ministry of the Church...) is the exact phrase that priests use during confession in real life.
@whitefox3104
@whitefox3104 2 года назад
How fitting
@cunningsmile4166
@cunningsmile4166 2 года назад
This is a deep pain... Oh cool! It gets worse! Oh fuck me! He wasn't kidding.
@cunningsmile4166
@cunningsmile4166 2 года назад
Vlad Tepes ...OH FUCK ME! HE WASN'T KIDDING! Son of the Dragon. The Impaler. ...ahem... Hello god.
@mayastico8946
@mayastico8946 2 года назад
I clearly know, I'm going to church
@MegaKat
@MegaKat 2 года назад
Yup. I appreciated the accuracy, and laughed when Maxwell absolved him, since I knew he'd go to Heaven is he died.
@tswizzle8179
@tswizzle8179 6 месяцев назад
“ALUCARD….go for a walk” gotta be the hardest line dropped this episode
@R_Caine
@R_Caine 11 месяцев назад
"Don't weep for the stupid. You'll be crying all day." Somehow that got to me.
@AutumnOnFire
@AutumnOnFire 3 года назад
"You were a good boy, Maxwell. Shame you were such a shite man." That line always sticks with me for some reason
@pokepro082
@pokepro082 3 года назад
Cause it's TRUE of most people
@Kirealta
@Kirealta 3 года назад
I'm 14 and this is deep.
@LeftytheGansterGremlin
@LeftytheGansterGremlin 3 года назад
@@Kirealta Congratz then! You're off to a great start.
@Kirealta
@Kirealta 3 года назад
@@LeftytheGansterGremlin r/woosh
@OriginalDad
@OriginalDad 3 года назад
@@Kirealta Glad to see you are doing your part to keep that "redditors are obnoxious shitbags" stereotype going.
@SHINONOTENSHI
@SHINONOTENSHI 6 лет назад
"You were a good boy Maxwell pity you were such a shit man" what a great line
@binhpham5792
@binhpham5792 6 лет назад
shino tenshi were*
@godsplayingfield
@godsplayingfield 6 лет назад
and holy shit this line works far too well in real life too.....
@albertschoise8091
@albertschoise8091 4 года назад
@@godsplayingfield for pretty much everyone. Ever. Hitler, the Spanish kings that reigned over the holy lands that is the Netherlands... and those are the only people I can think of- STALIN. YES stalin
@meerakitengoku9577
@meerakitengoku9577 4 года назад
Boondock Saints
@indrys7719
@indrys7719 Год назад
Why is Dracula my favourite character in this show? The man is such a tonal shift, actually being a respectful and loving man. He cares for Seras like a father, and respects any challenge to him, including Integra. I love the total shift.
@ryanadams0922
@ryanadams0922 8 месяцев назад
"She is sassy as FUCK holy shit I like her!" XD "this is a deep pain... Oh cool it gets worse!" LMFAO
@adren42
@adren42 3 года назад
"It looks like you've got what you've always wanted." "You've stolen ma heart" That line somehow always gets me
@ashketshum7209
@ashketshum7209 3 года назад
Oh f- fucking come on, man
@Rogerv1032
@Rogerv1032 3 года назад
Times like this...I’m reminded of my favorite verses...
@drakerobinson3252
@drakerobinson3252 3 года назад
Who shall ever shed mans blood by man shall his blood be shed
@guyfieri148
@guyfieri148 3 года назад
@@drakerobinson3252 w-what verse is that?
@cam1000123
@cam1000123 3 года назад
@@guyfieri148 Boondock Saints.. My favourite movie.
@seta2710
@seta2710 6 лет назад
Satan: “Can I have my dogs back?” Alucard: “No, Fuck you they’re mine!”
@tjmario64
@tjmario64 6 лет назад
Part Time Gamer I say that to my roommate XD
@kiteman7003
@kiteman7003 6 лет назад
2 best part for me
@DarkEmoNinja
@DarkEmoNinja 2 года назад
Shoutout to Zach for voicing Satan in this AND Smiling Friends
@SeanHiruki
@SeanHiruki Год назад
I mean he created Smiling Friends so
@gamachune6574
@gamachune6574 2 года назад
Can I just say that choosing Andrew W. K. for the soundtrack to this abridged show was a stroke of genius?
@xelestial_sky
@xelestial_sky Год назад
Dunno what you mean because the OST is all over the place, taken from a variety of OSTs.
@josephrittenhouse5839
@josephrittenhouse5839 7 месяцев назад
No. In fact...don't ever mention it again. 8)
@benjaminkasson2587
@benjaminkasson2587 4 года назад
EVERY TIME. Every.Freaking.Time. I come here just to rewatch Alucard's epic entrance and then i get sucked in and have to watch the whole episode, and then the whole series. *sigh*
@IntrovertedCanine
@IntrovertedCanine 4 года назад
Now if this isn't relatable I don't know what is
@fyreflare9573
@fyreflare9573 4 года назад
It's a bitchin series can't lie bout that even better than dbz abridged
@SnailSnail-lo4pm
@SnailSnail-lo4pm 4 года назад
I keep coming for 14:13
@tayscott595
@tayscott595 4 года назад
Same
@cunningsmile4166
@cunningsmile4166 4 года назад
Now its your time to pay. Today is your judgement day.
@revolverocelot1380
@revolverocelot1380 4 года назад
"We have come to save you!" "Hooray it's the Catholic Church!" "From yourselves!" "Oh no, it's the Catholic Church..."
@SuperZ04
@SuperZ04 4 года назад
World history in 4 sentences
@picklehanma8029
@picklehanma8029 4 года назад
Sum up history in four words “Hey they have oil” Sum up Greek mythology in four words “Unfortunately Zeus was horny” Am I in the ballpark at least
@JM64
@JM64 4 года назад
@@picklehanma8029 Oil is mostly American history.
@picklehanma8029
@picklehanma8029 4 года назад
@@JM64 you right
@TheGameMage_
@TheGameMage_ 4 года назад
SuperZ04 Hey us catholics are not as bad in history as the English
@cafeturbina
@cafeturbina 2 года назад
"Yumi, do the thing!" nailed that Varrick reference
@kissmygrits001
@kissmygrits001 Год назад
Bro the rap at the end FIREEE
@Tommie1312
@Tommie1312 Год назад
Right 😂😂😂
@chanceenglish7769
@chanceenglish7769 3 года назад
"Hey by the way can I get my dogs back" "NO THEIR MINE NOW!!!!"
@ProfLongbeard
@ProfLongbeard 3 года назад
Ah the good ol Baskerville hounds, good times.
@royalanempire2965
@royalanempire2965 3 года назад
The god and Satan phone talk is my favorite.
@J01789
@J01789 2 года назад
They're.
@Sloptopgettingdrop
@Sloptopgettingdrop 2 года назад
They're
@HOLDENPOPE
@HOLDENPOPE 2 года назад
Alucard said calmly.
@SciFiLOLproductions
@SciFiLOLproductions 4 года назад
4:00 “Anderson it’s been only two days but it feels like years!” I see what you did there TFS
@chillzgmz8550
@chillzgmz8550 4 года назад
SciFiLOL what did they do?
@consequences5516
@consequences5516 4 года назад
ChillZ Gmz it was two days in the show but years between episodes
@chillzgmz8550
@chillzgmz8550 4 года назад
Carnage LikesPasta ohhh is see man cheers nice one
@xyzen9673
@xyzen9673 4 года назад
Each "episode" of hellsing ultimate were technically OVA's So it kinda had monthly to yearly releases
@sectorbean6314
@sectorbean6314 4 года назад
@@chillzgmz8550 it takes tv's like a year to release each episode
@jakeking974
@jakeking974 2 года назад
I cry at least 60% of the time every time when Anderson asked if Alucard, Vlad Tepes the Impaler, will accept forgiveness from the God he thought betrayed him, because at the end, God's betrayal was an afterthought. Alucard would never have taken salvation from God simply because he hates all that God is. As he references, he's long since decided where he and God stand: far apart from one another. Just like he asserts, Alucard is not Vlad Tepes of Wallachia, he is Alucard. He has forsaken his roots and history, damned his faithful human self to nothing while he continues existence as an immortal in spite of God's power. But at the end, when Alucard/Vlad face their end, they are reminder of a time so simple yet dear, when God had forsaken them, and they would never again look to "God" for help. Alucard would rather suffer an eternity without anyone understanding his true nature than kneel before God. Honestly, kinda based
@apollyonnoctis1291
@apollyonnoctis1291 2 года назад
In the end, instead of asking God for forgiveness, he forgave himself instead. Even so, even when Alucard was insulting God to his face, God never raised his voice, he never showed any anger; while Alucard may not have wanted it, God had obviously already forgiven him. God never disagreed with Alucard, never denied that Alucard was justified to hate him.
@neinja66469
@neinja66469 Год назад
@@apollyonnoctis1291 honestly this is a very refreshing angle to look at the scene from I'm atheist myself but goddamn I love ur perspective on this lowkey wholesome although Alucard could've done without the pain lol
@xelestial_sky
@xelestial_sky Год назад
You're entitled to your perspective, but the way I saw it at the end was that Alexander had found his peace and forgiveness, and Alucard had not. Because he would not accept forgiveness given to him by god, he had determined to find it for himself.
@RA-yb1ti
@RA-yb1ti Год назад
This has had to be my favorite conversation in this comment section. An analysis and further discussion that gives me a new perspective on the interaction between God and Alucard that I had not considered, as well as Alucard's own character. Thumbs up for all y'all.
@zac5370
@zac5370 8 месяцев назад
@@xelestial_sky If I may, agnostic former christian in thought, I think both are right. In this, God forgave Alucard. I know by most of the beliefs I've heard one has to actually ask for absolution, but hell if Anderson isn't pulling an "I'm asking for a friend" moment here, and the God I was taught about was all loving. I've heard an argument that hell is not the 'eternal torture' in a Dante-esque form but simply being separate from God by rejecting him, and when such is supposed to be the paradise of perfection, one *knows* it's actually there, anything less is perdition... and that hell isn't God rejecting the sinners, but the sinners rejecting God... kinda like how Alucard did at this moment. Which comes to the part of Alucard had not. As you said, he would not accept anyone's forgiveness until he found it for himself. He hadn't even determined to find it for himself, it was the Major's plan that locked him inside himself, *forcing* him to clean things up. A third of his time being gone was him dealing with himself. And he said he tried killing the souls locked within himself, *especially* himself. Catholic friend explained to protestant raised me that all the process through confessional and the responses the priest orders isn't done because god requires it for getting into heaven, but to allow the sinner to forgive themselves to actually ask for forgiveness to God, that when feeling guilty and doing acts in penitence, you've acknowledged out loud what you've done and have done the punishment, thus hopefully removing the guilt. Which brings an interesting question. Alucard after the last episode had to forgive himself, work past his guilt, become whole. After doing so, he'll still have this memory of God literally forgiving him without hesitation, and just being disappointed he didn't take it. Satan even going "Hey, it's a very fair offer." He might just have another time where he might ask himself, God did not say it was a one time offer.
@johnsondante2587
@johnsondante2587 Год назад
maxwell: I WILL BE THE NEW GOD OF THIS WORLD anderson:aye let me go have a wee chat
@heavymetalpanda9023
@heavymetalpanda9023 3 года назад
When the abridged version starts to show the less comedic side of Alucard and shows him as a calm collected Dracula then shows him filled with remorse for Anderson, that shit is gold.
@vadimblyat8106
@vadimblyat8106 2 года назад
i agree. i dont like the over the top professional the original had, this had more character to it in my opinoin
@bandito241
@bandito241 Год назад
Wait, this is the serious version? I will have to watch the original
@vadimblyat8106
@vadimblyat8106 Год назад
@@bandito241 no this isnt the serious one. this is the abridged and fucked up version
@jedolson8667
@jedolson8667 4 года назад
So Abridged Alexander Anderson is a sarcastic teleporting regenerator who dual wields blades... isn't this version of him basically Irish Deadpool?
@skarletexorcism9170
@skarletexorcism9170 4 года назад
You deserve more likes, holy crap! 😂 (BTW, Deadpool is my favorite Marvel character ever, JSYK)
@revolverocelot1380
@revolverocelot1380 4 года назад
*Scottish I think.
@Syberz2
@Syberz2 4 года назад
To be fair every parody/abridged character is deadpool.
@owenmaleski2203
@owenmaleski2203 4 года назад
@@revolverocelot1380 It may be Scottish, but Catholicism is more dominant in Ireland
@kingofpoliwhirls7464
@kingofpoliwhirls7464 4 года назад
*Catholic* Irish Deadpool
@aurielwillette4188
@aurielwillette4188 Год назад
"Don't weap for the stupid; you'll be crying all day." I need to get this carved on a plaque and put on my desk facing students and colleagues.
@josephrittenhouse5839
@josephrittenhouse5839 7 месяцев назад
psh, amatuer. I'm gonna be buried under it.
@Caro9824
@Caro9824 2 года назад
I finally get the „They expected us; they expected all of us!“ from the Mexican Inquisition. Remember „No one ever does!“ after Maxwell said „I did not expect you“ in the previous episode? Brilliant writing! The Abriged version is as good as the anime and I could watch it all day.
@TGPDrunknHick
@TGPDrunknHick Год назад
well that and they're mexican. they speak spanish. it's a riff on a comedy skit about no one expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
@KWBR1123
@KWBR1123 7 месяцев назад
@@TGPDrunknHickThe Spanish Inquisition? I didn’t expect to see them in this comment section
@sketchcomedy5047
@sketchcomedy5047 5 месяцев назад
@@KWBR1123No one ever does
@ImVeryWholesome
@ImVeryWholesome 3 года назад
“When Hope is lost, undo this lock, and send me forth, on a moonlit walk.” The chills I got from that....
@ButlerOfChaos
@ButlerOfChaos 3 года назад
"When hope is gone, Undo this lock, And send me forth, On a moonlit walk."
@Willimann
@Willimann 3 года назад
subtitles my friend, you quoted that a bit wrong.
@brockbabcock3086
@brockbabcock3086 3 года назад
@@ButlerOfChaos A very enthusiastic moonlit walk
@TheMagickHat77
@TheMagickHat77 3 года назад
Honestly, I got chills from Integra saying "Go for a walk~" beforehand. After all the stress she had from the "walks" he took before, you know shit was real when she said that.
@zombieassassin6874
@zombieassassin6874 3 года назад
its so much better than the original
@odd-ov4gf
@odd-ov4gf 4 года назад
I love the disdain in Dracula's voice when forced to pull out Alucard
@zkmk8593
@zkmk8593 4 года назад
Makes me wonder wether it was out of anger or embarrasment?
@andrethibodeau3203
@andrethibodeau3203 4 года назад
Zk Mk probably a healthy mix of both. Probably a little pissed to be missing this fight, and soooo embarrassed. Cause he’s a king giving the controls over to the living incarnation of the word ‘madlad.’
@faizakhalid5710
@faizakhalid5710 4 года назад
well so are dracula and alucard split personalities in this version.
@DeetotheDubs
@DeetotheDubs 4 года назад
Well, of the two of them, he's better at pulling out than Alucard.
@cunningsmile4166
@cunningsmile4166 4 года назад
*HI THERE PADRE. HOW LITTLE TIMMY?*
@HoneyMochi
@HoneyMochi 2 года назад
"Not yours..." "No....no, no!" "....mine." The delivery on these lines are amazing.
@Pyruswatcher
@Pyruswatcher 8 месяцев назад
You can just feel the complete and total calm Alexander had and Alucard slowly Rising Fury
@JustSumGuy601
@JustSumGuy601 Год назад
The “oh you better watch out for HMMMM” still kills me
@captainbirch9835
@captainbirch9835 4 года назад
It is the sacred duty of the Iscariot organization to punish the demon, the heretic, and the *false god* . That line is so freaking bad*ss
@wppb50
@wppb50 4 года назад
"What are we?" THE NECESSARY EVIL. "Why are we necessary?" TO PURGE THE WORLD OF EVIL WORSE THAN MAN. "And why are we God's chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task?" BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL. "Iscariots! Do you want to live forever?" WE WILL LIVE FOREVER, IN GOD'S GRACE. Seriously they get the BEST lines.
@the_luckiest_charm
@the_luckiest_charm 4 года назад
@@wppb50 and because it's fuckin fun!!!
@maxharter5716
@maxharter5716 4 года назад
Hahaha... Ahahahaha! AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAMEN!
@tsumakasai5999
@tsumakasai5999 4 года назад
"Also you're a daft ****!" Can't forget the best bit! :D
@channman201
@channman201 4 года назад
should of been in the original lol it really is a bad ass line
@THEEND4444
@THEEND4444 6 лет назад
When a Fuck Mothering Vampire strolls up on a Battleship blaring Ready to Die by Andrew W.K. You fucking run.
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 6 лет назад
agreed
@issaicx
@issaicx 6 лет назад
I don’t think running is going to be fast enough
@dylanbrannon5620
@dylanbrannon5620 6 лет назад
Where is a Blackhawk when you need it, oh wait.
@oneboredfool9578
@oneboredfool9578 6 лет назад
Oh I'd join in on that shit.
@freddo_in_beskar-5897
@freddo_in_beskar-5897 6 лет назад
It was an aircraft carrier though...
@stuartstarling4935
@stuartstarling4935 Год назад
MY LORD THAT LINE AT 13:23 HAD ME DYING!
@maromalul9134
@maromalul9134 5 месяцев назад
"Jeeeeeews!" Left me gasping for air after 15 whole minutes of none stop laughter!
@GentlemanQ
@GentlemanQ 2 дня назад
I'm like that 24/7 nowadays, but instead of "jeeeews" it's "zionist jeeeeews!"
@hittersquadron7519
@hittersquadron7519 2 года назад
"The only thing that can pierce my holy pope box, is the will of God him-" Anderson's sword breaks the box. This writing is fucking glorious.
@darkgachamaker573
@darkgachamaker573 Год назад
Also some foreshadowing
@wyatt3985
@wyatt3985 Год назад
It’s especially hilarious because in the video the bayonet breaking the glass is subtitled *the will of god himself*.
@cyanide167
@cyanide167 Год назад
"Yknow I never noticed she was holding a plate of corn in this scene"
@josephrittenhouse5839
@josephrittenhouse5839 7 месяцев назад
Right! Fucking Sweet moment. "I am hubris, hear me roar, the only thing that can stop me is my own pri......oh...shit"
@Genocide9999
@Genocide9999 3 года назад
"I don't regret what I did, but I am sorry I had to do it" "you were a good boy, it's a shame you were such a shit man" Dude, hits deep.
@Jobe-13
@Jobe-13 3 года назад
Yup
@samsonguy10k
@samsonguy10k 3 года назад
Comedies that can be so crude and chaotic and yet have serious deep moments that you didn't know you needed included in the show are the best comedies.
@cherrydragon3120
@cherrydragon3120 2 года назад
Its pretty much how many people are. Good and innocent at the start.. until it turns sour, then it goes downhill
@noobplays2347
@noobplays2347 Год назад
Deeper then the spikes?
@theninjakid1430
@theninjakid1430 2 года назад
2:54, DAMN, Alucard is the BEST at choosing entrance music 4:37, Oop, now they're in for it 5:02, PARTYYYYYYYYYYY- 10:01, Y'know...this made me realize they're better off with the "father-daughter" relationship 12:32, WHAT A COMEBACK-
@Fellkun
@Fellkun Год назад
14:37 I love how ander son used his bayonets to make a cross and alcard used his gun to make a inverted cross,it's like a bayonet and gun,sure you can use one or the other but they work better when both are used together
@breadstickguy4388
@breadstickguy4388 5 лет назад
Anderson: "would you like to speak to him?" A few moments later.. Alucard: "aahh f#@k me he wasn't kidding"
@yulbrynner8293
@yulbrynner8293 4 года назад
The episode is called "Deus Ex Andersen"...
@darkpaw1522
@darkpaw1522 4 года назад
I honestly wasn't expectingthat, I think nobody did.,
@moodyowlproductions4287
@moodyowlproductions4287 2 года назад
Alucard"errrrr.... hello god"
@danielbrant6740
@danielbrant6740 2 года назад
To slightly modify another TFS quote: "That's a "Him" with a capital H, by the way."
@RazorfireDragonheart
@RazorfireDragonheart 5 лет назад
Me halfway through my school semester: This is a deep pain... Looking at my grades: Oh, cool, it gets worse!
@crimsonshade912
@crimsonshade912 5 лет назад
Me in a nutshell, but 10x worse due to me being a senior. (I need to pass all classes to graduate.)
@joseestrada4737
@joseestrada4737 5 лет назад
Ha ha ah tragic
@crestianroxas4782
@crestianroxas4782 5 лет назад
@@crimsonshade912 hahhahhahahahahaha I am laughing like an idjit cause I'm the exact same difference is I just graduated!
@geoshark12
@geoshark12 4 года назад
This made me burst out laughing it’s worse in college
@Jacobkiler49
@Jacobkiler49 4 года назад
@@crimsonshade912 bro same
@nocturneprividyenie2391
@nocturneprividyenie2391 Год назад
10:00 to 10:12 .... That bit is probably the most heart warming thing I've ever seen in an abridged series. Ever.
@ampeater777
@ampeater777 2 года назад
Fuck lmao, the abridged series is unironically vastly superior to the original. All the actors nailed their performances, the added humor, even the serious moments hit way harder in abridged. Also alucard being a cheeky dick waffle as the centerpiece to all the silliness while completely retaining his threatening aura. Absolute perfection
@doncoyote68
@doncoyote68 9 месяцев назад
Nah. It's good but the manga is better.
@josephrittenhouse5839
@josephrittenhouse5839 7 месяцев назад
oh...you set all this up for me? You Cheeky dick waffle!"
@Poslouchajici
@Poslouchajici 3 года назад
Doctor: "I belive our forces are being quite literally slaughtered." Major: "Hah, who gives a shit. They're Nazis."
@noirrugger
@noirrugger 3 года назад
Even the Major hates Nazis.... Let that sink in 😂
@yannalixe1852
@yannalixe1852 3 года назад
2:24
@kierafurneaux3172
@kierafurneaux3172 3 года назад
bEST LINE OF THE WHOLE ABRIDGED, AND THERE ARE SOME doozies
@colingrimm319
@colingrimm319 3 года назад
But hes a cyborg nazi
@stardustanimator5907
@stardustanimator5907 2 года назад
*ALL REMAINING FORCES, FALL BACK AND PROTECT YOUR NEO-POPE!*
@TBomb15
@TBomb15 3 года назад
I love how Satan is an awkward dweeb.
@Ardorstorm
@Ardorstorm 3 года назад
And far more polite than god itself
@janzebkhan592
@janzebkhan592 2 года назад
Who knows if he really is after all good and evil are poles apart plus evil is needed in desperate times ,a big sign from this series .
@lordtachanka5512
@lordtachanka5512 2 года назад
@@Ardorstorm god wasn’t impolite or at least didn’t strike me as such
@zurkazin646
@zurkazin646 2 года назад
good ol' psychicpebbles
@sv32099
@sv32099 2 года назад
@@lordtachanka5512 eh just uninterested which isn't necessarily rude but can be taken as such
@CraftyMcShafty
@CraftyMcShafty Год назад
Rewatching this series with the captions on is really a cherry on top of the insanely good writing. The Co-Captioner's note during Andersons transformation is absolutely hysterical.
@dejohnberry1630
@dejohnberry1630 Год назад
After all these years I jus now noticed that alucard is doing the upside down cross
@xhaloxgamerx360x
@xhaloxgamerx360x 4 года назад
Who else was sad watching Alexander Anderson die?
@Delzaleon
@Delzaleon 4 года назад
Cries
@PeruvianPotato
@PeruvianPotato 3 года назад
I saw both versions and I cried during his death both times, his rivalry with Alucard is probably one of the best we will ever see in media as a whole
@lucasblake6887
@lucasblake6887 3 года назад
Meeeee
@Rogerv1032
@Rogerv1032 3 года назад
I was until the Boondock Saints being his favorite movie was said
@hazzabrooksy4089
@hazzabrooksy4089 3 года назад
Me ☹☹
@amiminia
@amiminia 3 года назад
Restraint level 0 is just Blood for the Blood God Fun fact: This wasn’t a technoblade reference, I had never watched him, this was actually a warhammer 40k reference!! I do watch Technoblade tho! (Edited on January 17, 2022)
@loft777
@loft777 3 года назад
Skulls for the skull throne!!!
@piratekingthaszar7912
@piratekingthaszar7912 3 года назад
Smells like some heresy up in here.
@Rogerv1032
@Rogerv1032 3 года назад
loft777 FOR KHORNE!!!!!
@isapu1948
@isapu1948 3 года назад
Ok Why don't you sir and drink this very nice tea while I bring the holy Promethium
@isapu1948
@isapu1948 3 года назад
I feel like Allucard would rival Khorn (?)
@kexard
@kexard 9 месяцев назад
“Don’t weep for the stupid: you’ll be crying all day.” Is a quote I desperately want to use one day.
@aidenfurry471
@aidenfurry471 9 месяцев назад
Alucard saying "She is sassy as f$%^ I like her" was funny, everything in this episode was hilarious
@gorkemaykut5230
@gorkemaykut5230 3 года назад
''Whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed,'' Alexander didn't see Alucard as a monster, the deep respect they show to each other in his last moments are tragic.
@derekjones3683
@derekjones3683 3 года назад
Christian here... that is not a Boondocks Saints quote. It's word for word Genesis 9:6.
@gorkemaykut5230
@gorkemaykut5230 3 года назад
@@derekjones3683 I didn't say it was bundock saints
@gorkemaykut5230
@gorkemaykut5230 3 года назад
@@derekjones3683 and it's also a quote from the boondock saints, it's just Alexander gives more importance to the movie than Christianity
@derekjones3683
@derekjones3683 3 года назад
@@gorkemaykut5230 "What chapter is that from?" "Boondocks Saints. aha. My favorite movie." .... its also a chapter and verse
@gorkemaykut5230
@gorkemaykut5230 3 года назад
@@derekjones3683 dude nobody said it wasn't a verse. It shouldn't be that hard to understand.
@GeorgeCowsert
@GeorgeCowsert 2 года назад
The delivery of that line. "Everything you've said, everything you've done; I forgive you." It's so subtly powerful yet full of remorse and understanding. It's like Alexander truly knew why Alucard was the way he was and genuinely thought sacrificing himself to let Alucard talk to God would help him gain some amount of inner peace.
@KronosSion
@KronosSion 2 года назад
In the end it did. Just took 30 years.
@Nerdnumberone
@Nerdnumberone Год назад
God may have forgiven Alucard, but Alucard can't forgive God.
@yourcollegedebt8384
@yourcollegedebt8384 Год назад
I especially love Alucard's response to that. Every time somebody shit talks him, he just responds in kind. But when Anderson says he forgives him, he seems genuinely offended. Like, it's something he not only didn't expect, but didn't think was possible, and considering everything he did over the centuries, that pisses him off more than anything anyone can say to him.
@Sithno
@Sithno Год назад
main reason is ..that monster isnt alucard .. it isnt Dracula it isnt Vlad Tepes nor is it Vlad the Impaler what it is ..is nameless, shapeless ..formless So many souls ..so many identities it has none it is "legion" and yet it doesnt have a name God can Forgive it ..but how can IT accept when it doesnt know "who" is forgiven Names are meaningless to something that has nothing and is nothing more then Monster
@richardchandler6969
@richardchandler6969 Год назад
@@Sithno dude... i love the cosmic horror interpretation. you deserve all the thumbs up for that one. 🤯
@jdhlegendz6700
@jdhlegendz6700 Год назад
Zach as the devil was such a fun choice the incarnation of all that is evil and it’s that voice 😂
@lilmissbean4981
@lilmissbean4981 2 года назад
“I forgive you” *Alucard proceeds to get actually pissed as hell* Ugh, that hits so much harder than the actual anime.
@dukoth6552
@dukoth6552 4 года назад
"it's a shame your blood sugar daddy won be here to..." *music starts playing* "here at spectrum business....." god dammit youttube
@krieg8943
@krieg8943 4 года назад
Dukoth I got a Minecraft ad 😂😂
@insanemclean2943
@insanemclean2943 4 года назад
Yo that music is awesome
@ocelotmadness6287
@ocelotmadness6287 4 года назад
Use youtube vanced. Dont give youtube money lol
@bookworm3696
@bookworm3696 4 года назад
@@monkeydoespride both of them hear the music and just know.
@Andystuff800
@Andystuff800 4 года назад
Use uBlock Origin.
@Graywolf2442
@Graywolf2442 4 года назад
Not really religious but boi did love Anderson quoting this "Whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man."
@red_the_unded7888
@red_the_unded7888 4 года назад
What chapter is that verse from?
@leonardodaniel8876
@leonardodaniel8876 4 года назад
@@red_the_unded7888 boondocks saints, my favorite movie
@red_the_unded7888
@red_the_unded7888 4 года назад
Leonardo daniel, heh heh heh, fucking called it.
@chasemikesell9259
@chasemikesell9259 4 года назад
Graywolf2442 boondock. Saints. It’s like you watch that movie religiously! Haha! Get it??
@gabrielgadala7738
@gabrielgadala7738 4 года назад
Genesis 9:6; is where it actually comes from. But gotta admit father Anderson made it better😂
@acrazyweeb7225
@acrazyweeb7225 2 месяца назад
“Have you ever thought about carbonating the blood of Christ?” Is not something that I thought would feel both highly offensive actually worth thinking about in my autistic brain.
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