Hellsing Ultimate| Alucard and Integra on the Phone 

@Conor Croke *[Vampiric orgasm noises]*

Ooooooooooooooohhhhh, I finally get It! Dam you Alucard!

@@redbear4350 Houston we have no problems

drake kurosaki the 3rd heyyyaaaaaa!!!!!!

I'm gonna need like 5 minutes.

"Bulls**t!"

@@deadlyponys8096 I WAS!!!

@@lukedeakin7124 AND WHAT WHERE YOU DOING WHILE'ST "MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS"?

@@0me3s ok first, I was chilling in my room like a baller

@@prestoncox8185 And then these schmucks kicked in my door!

get on your knees

And they took exception to that

Aaand i killed all but one of them

Scarlet wings no its *Im not*

abigail hong Puss out like a BITCH! Silver lining. I get to cancell my room service!

*powerbottom

@@piss_meister47 not really, a powerbottom is usually dom

Didn't think I'd find a category of sub that I'd desperately want in the RU-vid comments, but ok.

I believe the correct term is power bottom

Power bottom is when dominating but by offering submission Alucard is to be dominated but he shows great resolve, while integra shows still a higher one

GOD YES x'D

@@cavedmanjim249 oh is that why we call it french kissing? SHEEET....

Nah Seras isa vanilla / Switch

I love Intégra

I have never seen this series so accurately described in a few sentences. Though add to Seras (until she met Pip) and we good....

Turns out it was Integra doing [i]most[/i] of the harassing

@@AndyHoward Hence, why he wouldn’t apologize: he knew it was her doing!

@@AndyHoward More like half

when i first heard that line i was wheezing i hope i wasn't the only one laughing my ass off during the abridged version

@@AlphaWolf789 which episose sir ?

Alucard put the police girl on the phone.

Lsm van der Meulen Wait, really? You wanna talk to…okay! Fine whateverz

Whatever, you do, do NOT let Alucard leave that room! Under ANY circumstance!

Actually, he just left. He said he was going for a walk.

NOOOOOOOO

Scarlet wings Alucard's really only a good guy because the ones he's up against are that much worse.

@@shadowldrago and because Integra is an absolute beast of a woman

@@shadowldrago Soo true. Fighting fire with wildfire.

Caleb Hilton That, isn't an inaccurate analogy actually.

@@shadowldragoI know it was just the first thing to pop into my head.

"Ok first. *I was minding my own buisness* "

BULLSHIT

@@skylergulley3949 "I WAS!!!"

@@KubatheChangeling And exactly WHAT happened whilst you were "minding your own business"?!

@@TeenyLeaf Well, I was just chillaxing in my room like a balla, when all of a sudden these SHMUCKS cut through my door!!!!!

Consent is always important.

I think he did that for his own pleasure and amusement since he was already sent to "SEARCH AND DESTROY!!!" and would have gone for a 'walk' anyway, even if she said no.

He HAS to ask for permission. They expected vampires, not ignorant humans. And he knows this. To up and kill innocent humans is very serious, something a monster would do. Integra controls him, and therefore she will give him the go-ahead. Any time it involves humans, he will ask her what to do. Ignoring Seras.

@B R actually, according to the writer of the comics, he chooses to serve Hellsing. Remember the words he invokes to release all his restrictions instantly: “The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to keep me tame”. He is placing limits on his own power by himself.

Vampires with a master tend to do that.

The original series is just super underrated, most the people that have watched the abridged version never saw the original.

Teamfourstar's Abridged series is both curse and blessing for Hellsing Ultimate fans

@@Eccegato more of a curse since nobody bothered to watch the original one.

Agreed one hundred percent! It’s my favorite anime and I watch it every year in October for Halloween…

yep one of my favorites in the original that has kinda gotten ruined by the abridge memes is the museum scene.

+Alyssa Elliott I think a closer approximation would be 'phone sex'.

Alyssa Elliott if you ever watch it in Japanese with English sub, after Integra cartels him to search and destroy. aulcard laughs and tells her he has a hard on...

brokenandcracked that doesnt mean anything sexual towards her though just that he enjoys violence and killing so much that it gives him one lol seen the phrase used as an over exaggeration of how much someone enjoys something that it can equal to something sexual.

+janeswurld You're right, it doesn’t necessarily have to mean anything sexual. However, I remember the mangaka once saying, that the relationship between Alucard and Integra is like a "twisted romance" (or "twisted love story", it was many years ago, so I'm not sure about the exact wording anymore). So, the double meaning of this statement was definitely intentional.

janeswurld your explanation is the closest to the truth that I have ever read. Not that it is close to the truth.

@[Nerdy Alien] Welll..... Vampire Hunter D: Allow me to introduce myself. Now THAT would be a fight.

Wait, we aren't supposed to relate to and like Alucard?

​@@owlsayssouth ok you need to be put on some list

@@orestisveseli1603I mean it is a bit relatable to lose yourself since your betrayed by religion

People like Alucard though. He is regarded by most anime fans as one of the most badass characters in animanga.

You thank freeman not helping is great as itachi

I was scared of him in this scene.

I can’t imagine what becoming vampire (a concubine of Hell) would have done to Alucards mental stability over his extra 500 year life span

@@TheMickster96 being a vampire is cool

@@serasvictoria9666 Sometimes, darkness is stronger than light to fight against the bad guys.

Deon Farmer Victoria Harwood voices her.

QueenOfKyrat ok

I love her Pegasus hair.

she depends on the butler for tactics and alucard for battle and when an enemy reaches her she starts shaking than when they save her ass she smokes and acts badass

@@ghost-og6mv She was about to really fight like 20 whole vampires mate, and actually to decided to confront Anderson that one time, probably some more good examples. I dunno why you're putting her down like this?

It's hilarious and disturbing how arousing he sounds, even though he's pretty much talking about messy, mass slaughter.

Crispin Freeman is the voice for Alucard.

@@KasumiUta and perfect

Sonnenblume_Frau09, how the bloody protestant hell does a 40 year old man’s voice make people sexually aroused

@@sarameiwayne2816 the growl, I guess. And the fact he (probably) wasn't 40 when this was recorded

And yet in both it makes sense knowing both versions of Alucard. Abridged Alucard never follows Integra’s orders with the one exception being her telling him to go for a walk. He’s an extremely dangerous loose cannon that will create an ungodly amount of collateral damage. Ultimate Alucard is a violent and dangerous monster, but one who’s still closely bound by his contract with the Hellsings. They give him the permission to destroy, and he will destroy, and only when he is given the order

Link please?

Hobostarr180 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-eMtTnZwV-5k.html

Is that Sasuke's Brother Voice?(english dub!😋)

Integra Van Hellsing became the head of the family when her father the former head of the Family, was killed by her own power hungry Uncle.

Lmao

I love both scenes for different reasons. The _one_ thing I like better about the abridged over the original is that scene when he first strolls out of the elevator. The addition of “Left Foot Trapped In A Sensual Seduction” as he strolls out the elevator, guns drawn always sends chills down my spine.

The Fire always blazes violently ;)

Jade Shepherd I just call it an erection

Golden lotus yup

Yeeup

The best comment I've seen

Xenai Oaks you do realize integra is a woman correct?

@@DevilRayRex666 Of course, I'm a simp for a Alpha Woman

Xenai Oaks fair point

kind of a mouth full though.

@@pforgottonsoul just try to picture naming your son Alucard

LOL thats going to be a mouthful to pronounce when you are angry at your daughter. xD

so am i.. i am naming mine integra fairbook hellsing

If you want her to get made fun of, sure go ahead.

Angel Simone Yes he is! I love him! And this anime!! 😍😍😍💖💖

Typecasting at its best.

Crispin FEEDman?!

you're really going to force me on this?

+Anime Kijjin "I'm at half mast! I need to hear this!"

+peter siri FINE! YOU WERE RIGHT!

Anime Kijjin Ahhhhhhhhh hehehehehe

Anime Kijjin Ahhhh. Houston, we have no problem.

+Jade Shepherd And Walter. see that face at 1:50

Alucard gets off to dominatrixes lady.

Jade Shepherd Seras: "Master? What's that...wet spot...in your pants? And what smells?" Alucard: "Don't worry about that, Seras...but do grab me a new pair of pants from my luggage before we go outside to fight the rest."

“ I am at half mast I need to hear this” “ fine you were right” Words of legend

Red Queen so? She can be your Waifu!

MyNeighborKarmen I'm really in love with her

Red Queen She slays. My queen

+Red Queen nope she is mine.

Carlos Herrera Mine, she's hot as fuck

Walter, Alucard, and Integra are aroused, while Seras is confused, lol :-P

That's not arousal in his eyes. It's pride.

I'm pretty sure it's foreshadowing for the later reveal about his allegiance.

Uhhh....

What the

I too want to be integras slave.

siiiimp

Maaannn if you're that pitifully simple for the OVA Seras, might I point you in the direction of... the TV Anime?

He's a monster. A weapon to be used by the Hellsing organization. His only use in his unlife is as a near immortal killing machine. In such a profession its good to be a little psychopathic. Besides the best Hellsing members are a bit psycho. Look at Walter, he uses a weapon that can slowly torture an enemy before killing them in an eyeblink. And Sera's ain't exactly a saint either. She was being overwhelmed with ghouls and her reaction was to forget her gun and rip them apart with her bare hands in a blood fueled frenzy.

That is the belief many have.

I think alucard is more of a sociopath cuz he does have regrets in life as with a psychopath has no remorse there's a difference between the two

"Love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life."

@@alucard73 Many people say the thing about me. However, unlike psychopaths, your bloodlust is concentrated on the enemies of the greater good (If you believe that sort of thing). I respect you.

I WASSSSSSSAA!

And what were you doing while MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS

Houston, we have no problems.

Obligatory: That's a woman? She's 22?

I watched the original Ultimate before Abridged and my only issue with the original is its PACING and some of its cartoony moments.

Alucard: Hold on a minute, I got to take this. [Alucard presses button on phone] Alucard: Y'ello?

“What did you do?”

All right. But you can't be mad at me.

“What did you do?”

I was minding my own business

That's boss

Considering her first order was to have him help her murder a guy in cold blood, its not really surprising that he'd listen to her.

@@legomaniac213 cold blood? What are you on about the dude tried to kill her multiple times to usurp her inheritance

@@legomaniac213 that guy shot her first...... not quite cold blood

It is the complete opposite. Integra is (As the Mayor very well says) the only person who can control Alucard in any regard. She reins him in.

@@facundogonza5740 The fact she can rein him in means that every time she actively doesn't she bears part of the responsibility,. It's Alucard's whole point when he waits for her order to engage Walter after his treason. He's the weapon, she's the one firing it.

TheMaineMeta me

Understatement of the decade

That’s not concern, that’s arousal.

More...admiration.

"Yep"

"It was the Nazis, wasn't it."

Daniel Cannata “No.”

Walter: ... 😀 Walter's mind: YEEEEEAAAAHHHH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, MY GIRL!

Alucard: Alright, but you can't be mad at me.

Which is the point. They have a Master/Servant relationship with lots of dark erotic tension.

*slams on table* BULLSHIT!!!

Shintaro Kisaragi, I WAAAAASSSSS

@@sarameiwayne2816 And exactly WHAT happened whilst you were MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS???

So I was just chilaxing in my room like a baller, and all of a sudden these SHMUCKS kicked in my door, One of them yelled out: GET ON YOUR KNEES! And I responded with: I’M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT! And they took exception to that, *gets shot with a fuckton of bullets* but you know how that song and dance goes *proceeds to kill and make a bloody massacre of the SWAT team* and I killed all but one of them

@@sarameiwayne2816 W-what happened to the last one...?