Help! I'm A Different Height Than Someone Else! - Dr. Good - Ep 4 

What you're looking for is artificial stupidity if you want to replicate human culture

You've nailed many things right there. Well done.

@Alessandro Eduardo why are you saying that here of all places?

@@meetroushan2727 Because it is a bot, it doesn't get tired.

I was looking for the words to explain this to my wife and you found it

Good to know I wasn't the only one

That's just a tall tale.

I don't think they'd put actual short people on television. Kids watch this

I thought that as well. But I was afraid to say something so people would think i'm different.

Like an alternate universe's TV.

Yes, I too have been to Canada.

More like interdimentional channel. Get what i mean?

basically onion in a nutshell

No, probably just the year 2022 before everything gets this strange

fundimentalist religious family?

@@davidbeddoe6670 lmao

“TALL MAN SHORT MAN”

You have very introspective dreams

Are you short or the Doctor?

I've found that nearly all people are the same height as me. All of them go down all the way to the floor!

Robertoni7 I find we’re all going to the same place... cos times the forth dimension and we’re only 3D creatures being moved perpetually at the speed of C

How the hell are you supposed to shake hands? Absolutely impossible unless they're the same height.

-teens in the US (and only the US, because no where else has anyone cared) in 2022,

applause

Then grabs the short guy, for a Nazi-esque scientific experiment to find out what causes shortness.

@@dillon5155 what I think is the most surreal is that he just went with it. No resistance, no anything really. He was just okay with being dissected for his height.

No one gonna mention the old man taking the little boy backstage?

@@Jessie_Helms I missed it. Probably because of my height.

Most people with cancer are short when compared to something else.

"I didn't find any evidence of that, but, _could be so."_

fedos moat people are shorter when submersed in water

@@scurus11scurus 😲 (Typo fixed)

A cruel fact of life is that short people die younger and often get stress related illnesses, including slightly higher rates of cancer. Problem is, whenever they go, they’re often at a disadvantage to other people. We do, on some level treat tall people better simply because they present a higher danger to us. They could kill you easier than a short person. Short people have much more people they have to be wary of in that respect. But if short people stay healthy, there are some health benefits. Often better joint longevity. And less heart disease.

Sharks are VERY confident and a force to be reckoned with

I have 243 teeth. I can move mountains!

@@timopper5488 😂

@@zeigbert1743 Nice to know that you’re still alive.

@@timopper5488 much like The Dude, I abide.

Story of my life :(

Hugs him and kisses him on the head

Looking at the USA right now and I'm not sure if they are really not crazier than the people here

pticu1 as an American I can confirm everyone is crazy right now

Yeah in such a reality even Donald Trump could be president!

People discriminate height all the time. The only weird thing is the woman doing open heart surgery, lol.

The All Seeing, All Knowing Onion correctly predicts the future once more and forever! lol :D

👏 👏 👏

yeah people tell me im pretty old for my age too

Your mom says that about me too

My mom always says that my penis is very pretty.

@@Eisenwulf666, that's a complex topic.

HAHA didn't even catch that

"and how tall are the kids in your class?" .... "I'm taller than most of them" what a punchable kid

@@Reignor99 Why does he sound punchable to you? Are you so frustrated about your height that you want to take it out on a kid just cause he's tall? Wtf man, have some dignity.

@@Grail_Knight Im tall Im 5'6" and taut

@@Grail_Knight they meant that he doesn't answer the question, and that's the annoying thing

just on a shorty tho

Not just any lady. A nutritionist and gynecologist.

She isn't even qualifed! Should've found a man doctor for the man.

@@avasti3866 thank you! I'm sure you're cool and edgy as well!

@@avasti3866 its a joke about her title being "woman doctor" in the video

LEGO Yoda Ghost lol I grinder so long for ghost yoda

Are you Liru or are you the girl from Onegai Muscle?

@@cutecommie its Hibiki from Dumbbell

Lol. What did he do to that boy?

You're mostly gonna get used to it

They obviously havent watched the Madagascar movies

@@siimkivisild2251 Nor that part where the giraffe causes a genocide based on who the superior giraffes are :(

Yet they have the most skin issues 😂

Actually their long necks can pose various challenges for their heart.

No, it is not

@@howtogaintime739 I just had my extra row of teeth installed yesterday.

Why would this ve a joke?

@ludlow 889 i swear those are the kimds of people that are actively slowing human progress. Id almost be pro eugenics with such people walking about.

@@Tyronejizz For what it's worth with what Bill gates is planning on doing with cloudburst technology this June in Sweden, and eventually the rest of the world because our world is ran by psychopaths we're all gonna starve to death because there will be no more sun to grow our crops. On top of that we could also be facing an extreme nuclear winter as well. Stock up on non perishable, canned, or dried food while you still can. A lot of people will die. On top of that the vaccine that's being given which by the way was not FDA approved has a side effect where it causes infertility. Then Bill Gates called it the final solution in an interview with Stephen Colbert. You'll probably just write this off as a conspiracy theory and I'm just some right wing nut blah blah blah but at least I warned you.

I'm sorry they were using it to make the perfect human

I wonder if anyone has actually mailed a sample to that address…

Great idea for "A Nightmare on Elm Street" parody

Its like that feeling of sitting at the doctor's/dentist's office watching awful daytime television for an unhealthy amount of time.

It's been 6 years, has your arm regrown yet?

I hear that's pretty common, hope it has grown back by now.

Have you tried using tape?

Damn

Not true, you can send it in and be the example that proves the rule when they bring you on.

With bananas

I won’t like since it’s at 69

isn't it satire of The Doctors?

This isn’t satire

Dr Oz wouldn't understand the satire.

Oh, my. I thought this was just the real world. It all looked like how teens act.

“Short” in what sense? “Shorter” than what, exactly???

Why? Is there something wrong with being short, guess you kinda missed the underlying joke of this while video....

@@luketroxell2311 lol no there's nothing wrong with being short, but their is a societal expectation that men should be tall, and those that don't have a "Napoleon complex." Therefore, by highlighting their shortness in this video for our comedic enjoyment, I think these male actors are quite brave.

They must have a lot of teeth!

@@calebnelson7017dont lie short people go to hell

Height

@@Ignacio.Romero?

@@avasti3866 I remember writing that for a reason, but I don't remember what that reason was lmao

@@Ignacio.Romero ok lmao

We truly live in a society... the cringe is strong.

Tall man! Short man! Tall man! Short man!

@@ecos889 A simple group chant ends centuries of division.

Dr. Good

Also, his name is an anagram for Dr. Santa! 🎅

@@TheGreenReaper and Satan, which Santa was derived from!

With the bananas in his hand no less. Wanna eat my bananas little boy?

​@@bellamafiaquackafellarecor7770 I believe that Santa was derived from St. Nicholas, his original name.

I never noticed that lmaooo

People that think there's something wrong with their body for trivial reasons, that are actually perfectly normal

Its deeper than that. Its our fear of being cast from the tribe as deformed, abnormal. unhealthy, unlovable

Human sexuality

Tall man 🤷‍♂️ Short man

Ha, "@@cheydinal5401"! 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Well, people look up to them.

Shows there's a lot of dumbfuckery to go around, Mr "@@jakepullman4914".

being a giant actually creates a lot of social issues, like getting in small cars, having to bow when you enter the door and since you are very tall you'll have more frequent back pains, so bowing will be a painful experience etc.... there were an interview of 1 midget and 1 giant who lived together because even tho their problems were on contrast with eachother, 70% of their problems were the same.

@@belalabusultan5911 oh no! tall people have to bend their backs more???? I feel so sorry for you!

@@ptolemist 1- I am not tall, I am actually average height on both my country standards and the global average. 2- bowing when you have back pain, is painful. 3- good luck finding clothes that fit you, you'll either find short clothes that fit your average width, or baggy clothes that fit your height..... all your clothes have to be tailored, making it more expensive. 4- girls like tall men, but not giant men, so they don't ain that benefit. I could go on for a while, or you can look for a giant and ask him.

That was a baby? Couldn’t figure it out - even more laughable🤣🤣🤣

It's the address of the Onion headquarters. I guess their coworkers hate them :)

He wants someone that can reach his banana, seems pretty inappropriate that he took the 4th grader with him

4 degrees old

I am the perfect human.

@@MastaSmack Yes, I too have hallucinated before

@@MastaSmack This was in 2013. In 2020 the perfect human is 6'1

@@modifiedcontent Also he's a Muslim Latino Gay Woman, because you know, it's 2020.

@@modifiedcontent yes but in 2020 every man who's 5'10 claims he's 6'0

I don't eat cheese for this reason

Cheesemonger is watching you

Sounds like something Charlie Kelly would say.

How much cheese is too much cheese?

Infomercials - Alpha Chow too

Cancer?

@@TimeTravelingFetus could be

Like a Tim and Eric sketch but actually funny

Is that your dad and dad?

Turns out he wasn’t human so they couldn’t extrapolate the data to the tall people.

Every commercial break had the same four ads: a personal injury attorney, a pro-profit vocational/tech school, a no-credit used car dealership, and a car insurance company specializing in minimum coverage plans The fifth commercial could be about term life insurance, military recruitment, or for whatever other afternoon programming was coming up (tv judge, white trash talk show, Big Bang Theory reruns)

Are those the Chinese guys? They're usually short