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Keep Your Heart Rate Up By Staring At A Bald Man Wearing Goggles - Dr. Good - Ep 11 

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It's all about cardiovascular health on today's Dr. Good. Get that heart rate up by looking at a disturbing bald man wearing goggles. Plus, see the Perfect Human enter the realm of the living. It's a breath-taking season finale to the show that keeps you alive.
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@emperorarmagedish5046
@emperorarmagedish5046 5 лет назад
I'm disappointed the perfect human and the bald man didn't battle.
@jakobhere620
@jakobhere620 4 года назад
That's because we all know the bald man could kill the perfect human with a single touch.
@AidenOcelot
@AidenOcelot 4 года назад
The bald man is my hero
@justinmceachern4953
@justinmceachern4953 3 года назад
I wouldn't mind a bald man like him to do my job
@RaneBoDasch
@RaneBoDasch 2 года назад
I was waiting for that too.
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 2 года назад
But would Dr Tanas approve, though?
@zz8az
@zz8az 2 года назад
The actor delivered that "A living testament to God's fallibility!" line way better than he needed to lol
@bryanfolkert2854
@bryanfolkert2854 4 года назад
I was wearing a smart watch during this and it showed my heart rate literally go from 65 to 85. Thanks Onion, now I don't need to workout anymore!
@laineleone
@laineleone 3 года назад
I would like, but it’s at 69
@CaedmonOS
@CaedmonOS 3 года назад
@@laineleone I will set your heart rate to 69
@laineleone
@laineleone 3 года назад
@@CaedmonOS Ah yes, the way it was meant to be
@les_fleurs7
@les_fleurs7 3 года назад
wait, is that a normal heart rate? mine's always around 80-115 (around 80/85 if I'm just lying in bed, much higher if I'm in any other environment than at home). oh, the joys of PTSD... I can't imagine having a heart rate that low.
@flamingapplepie1
@flamingapplepie1 3 года назад
@@les_fleurs7 60-100 is normal resting heart rate
@gormold4163
@gormold4163 4 года назад
3:52 “We should make sure that the perfect human can’t choke...” -Dr Lisa, two episodes ago.
@KewlKatCutie
@KewlKatCutie 4 года назад
Holy shit, good catch !
@juliam.426
@juliam.426 3 года назад
Foreshadowing
@CountObvious
@CountObvious 3 года назад
Ironic. He could create life that couldn't choke, but couldn't save himself from choking.
@jcman-lp6lg
@jcman-lp6lg 3 года назад
I love how everyone just sits there as the perfect human snaps their neck one by one.
@Zodroo_Tint
@Zodroo_Tint Год назад
This is what we all would do.
@SkyfalconTin
@SkyfalconTin 10 лет назад
the bald man is the inperfect human
@josephgarfield3363
@josephgarfield3363 6 лет назад
Aren't we all?
@jdsartre9520
@jdsartre9520 5 лет назад
im
@oldhoboman5589
@oldhoboman5589 4 года назад
Exactly that's what so upsetting about him.
@qwertyqwerty697
@qwertyqwerty697 4 года назад
But now it's the standard
@mikepict9011
@mikepict9011 3 года назад
Obviously. I mean I like short hair / shaved for how it feels . But id rather have to shave it all
@manateefree
@manateefree 11 лет назад
best line was 'he is a living testiment to gods fallibility' i literally lol'd
@roserouthier4814
@roserouthier4814 4 года назад
Same 😂
@NutterButteromnomnom
@NutterButteromnomnom 3 года назад
It's Mark Czoke just giving every line he's given with absolute gusto
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 2 года назад
Dr Tanas is a veritable antichrist!
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 2 года назад
Ahh.. I realised that *only now.* Since I already had my quota full with “a living Testament..” and “…do you spit venom and hate God..” - already my titania. Thank You Very Much, Mr "@Nick West". *Edit Note:* Fixed the *breathless* typo.
@maazkalim
@maazkalim 2 года назад
So you do fear Authority and worried about getting caught by if not fellow creations, then It, should you go through with implementing your plan to be this century's Hitler, bka Manifest Destiny Pilgrim?
@ConnorNolan
@ConnorNolan 11 лет назад
I am incapable of adequately expressing the extreme level of love the Onion. A living testament to God's fallibility.
@Speed001
@Speed001 4 года назад
I am capable of adequately expressing the extreme level of love the Onion. A living testament to God's fallibility.
@haven1110
@haven1110 2 года назад
I am incapable of adequately expressing the extreme level of love the Onion. A living testament to God’s fallibility.
@Theonegamefreak
@Theonegamefreak 11 лет назад
The exploding heart always gets me. and it reminds me to take care of my health. Best health show of our time.
@Stardust342
@Stardust342 11 лет назад
I'm guessing this is the last episode sense everyone's dead? lol...
@jetso2000
@jetso2000 4 года назад
Dr. Good is fine
@OrangeXenon54
@OrangeXenon54 11 лет назад
OMG, someone totally called it on the first Dr. Good episode how the perfect human would kill everyone!!!
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 3 года назад
Not that surprising
@iaexo
@iaexo 2 года назад
Holy shit Dr. Tanas is my favourite character from the Onion universe
@BeastOfTraal
@BeastOfTraal 11 лет назад
The Perfect Human and the Creepy Bald man need a show together they can share a Soho apartment.
@mchagnon7
@mchagnon7 3 года назад
This is the kind of television your Sims are watching on their T.V.s. It's almost a mercy that we can't understand their language.
@jessemathews5502
@jessemathews5502 3 года назад
Ngume is really mailing it in for his last two weeks. What kind of self respecting dentist wears a hoodie?
@manfromnantucket9544
@manfromnantucket9544 6 лет назад
Isn't this basically the plot to the Rocky Horror Picture Show?
@brodied.6230
@brodied.6230 5 лет назад
Yeah, but with less gay-ness
@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht
@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht 3 года назад
Of course! The bald guy and The Perfect Human share the same brain!
@cavinhannahs1879
@cavinhannahs1879 Год назад
I just realized something!!! The first episode of DR. Good is discussing how your insides look like smashed tomatoes And here the bald man is smashing tomatoes Small little detail that actually shows the thought the onion put into this
@16945pie
@16945pie 11 лет назад
I love the noise the bald man makes.
@moistnugget4147
@moistnugget4147 4 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-9FHw2aItRlw.html
@16945pie
@16945pie 4 года назад
@@moistnugget4147 that's not the Wilhelm scream bro nice try though
@hugoML652
@hugoML652 4 года назад
It's screaming by sucking in air I believe
@anonimanonim2710
@anonimanonim2710 Год назад
Dr Tanis is the greatest man/actor I've ever seen. It's like everything I've ever wanted in a father figure, as well as in myself, when I grow old!
@mcwho3
@mcwho3 4 года назад
I'm a doctor and I can confirm that this is true.
@VincentAnzalone
@VincentAnzalone 4 года назад
A living testament to gods fallibility
@treemasterbob
@treemasterbob 11 лет назад
3:47 i love how this guy is just sitting there, literally watched everyone get murdered, and decides to get up now.
@TheOnion
@TheOnion 11 лет назад
[NEW: Dr. Good] Get into the best shape of your life by looking at a disturbing bald man wearing goggles on today's Dr. Good:
@Daniel6482
@Daniel6482 5 лет назад
The Onion thank you, Onion
@siyacer
@siyacer 4 года назад
Please, make this kind of content again!
@merrillady7961
@merrillady7961 3 года назад
100% expected the perfect human to turn out to be Dr. Good.
@pnutimusthe1st
@pnutimusthe1st 4 года назад
I keep my heart healthy and beating fast by being in a constant state of heart attack.
@terragame5836
@terragame5836 5 месяцев назад
Just remember to have your shield ready for heart defense
@sloucho84
@sloucho84 11 лет назад
Hahaha, Dr. Tanas: "I love it!"
@DarkKnightTrinity
@DarkKnightTrinity 4 года назад
That opening had me laughing so hard.
@JoeyVSupreme
@JoeyVSupreme 4 года назад
“A living testament to God’s fallibility” is my new catchphrase
@tehcommenterofepic
@tehcommenterofepic 11 лет назад
PERFECT MAN VS. CREEPY GOOGLES MAN
@janesmith1840
@janesmith1840 5 лет назад
A LIVING TESTAMENT TO GOD'S FALIBILITY
@drabgabby
@drabgabby 11 лет назад
Dr. Satan er... I mean Dr. Tanas is amazing.
@SirCronusofficial
@SirCronusofficial 11 лет назад
That's exactly what I expected to happen. I think this is a perfectly acceptable ending as well
@brysonsharry3625
@brysonsharry3625 4 года назад
Really wanted to see the perfect human fight the bald guy
@pitchforkharp
@pitchforkharp 11 лет назад
Next to Today Now this is one of the best thing's The Onion has ever produced! Flawless parody!
@KevinPatrickPalmer
@KevinPatrickPalmer 7 лет назад
pls continue this series. so funny. havent laughed so hard in a long while
@hoosierflatty6435
@hoosierflatty6435 5 лет назад
I know dude. Here's my theory. The actor of Dr. Good did actually die (or maybe just quit) and they had to pull some shit out of their ass the last few episodes. Seemed a little more rushed towards the end but I loved it. RIP in peace Dr. Good
@thegrasswhistle5238
@thegrasswhistle5238 5 лет назад
Hoosier Derek gaspar (dr good actor) is absolutely still alive
@ravenoushydra7948
@ravenoushydra7948 4 года назад
@@hoosierflatty6435 they didnt get enough views to keep the series afloat
@bellamafiaquackafellarecor7770
@bellamafiaquackafellarecor7770 4 года назад
How would they continue? Everyone died
@drcgaming4195
@drcgaming4195 2 года назад
@@bellamafiaquackafellarecor7770 dr good is still alive (at the start they said dr good couldnt be there that day - wonder why)
@inspectorjavert8443
@inspectorjavert8443 9 лет назад
Anyone get Rocky Horror Picture vibes at the start?
@Frogben
@Frogben 5 лет назад
i'll be damned if Dr. Tanas didn't steal the show
@PresidentialWinner
@PresidentialWinner 5 лет назад
That line "A living testament to God's fallibility! Ahhhahahahha!" has to be the best line i have heard all year
@pryingeyes1551
@pryingeyes1551 4 года назад
Why would the perfect human need a colostomy bag?
@djbrowny
@djbrowny 11 лет назад
I had to watch the opening 20 times before I even started to appreciate its epicness. Still going...
@e2b265
@e2b265 2 года назад
Usually there’s an obvious central joke to laugh at. This was just scary.
@pressxfor7219
@pressxfor7219 3 года назад
The perfect human reminds me of Adam form Nier: Automata
@julienandrus4169
@julienandrus4169 3 года назад
imagine litterally being cast as the perfect human, wow!
@alexanderscott2456
@alexanderscott2456 Год назад
He's a buff dude with alopecia they threw a blonde wig on. Too funny.
@senatorpoopypants7182
@senatorpoopypants7182 4 года назад
MD, cardiologist, gynecologist, woman doctor. Such an accomplished lady
@PaulineTriage
@PaulineTriage 11 лет назад
This one got significantly better as it went along.
@Sonikku94
@Sonikku94 4 года назад
They made a cross between Rocky, Roy Batty and Sephiroth.
@Necromediancer
@Necromediancer 2 года назад
The Onion are actually experts of horror, The Perfect Human, Dr. Tanas (Satan), and the blasphemous nature was really well done honestly
@willoliver9036
@willoliver9036 3 года назад
If I ever go bald I'm dressing and acting like the bald man then moving to florida
@Smokydoggg
@Smokydoggg 11 лет назад
Where can I purchase the disturbing bald man with goggles? I'd like some daily workouts
@listenhere1623
@listenhere1623 4 года назад
I wonder if that is a real address they must get some wierd stuff.
@TrixieTreat
@TrixieTreat 5 лет назад
My bald man wears a plague doctor mask and a tattered wedding dress as opposed to goggles and a fancy trash bag. Will I still receive the same heart health benefits from staring at him?
@robzertjos6216
@robzertjos6216 2 года назад
the intro killed me bro, a real 'spat my coffee out' moment
@zubetp
@zubetp 5 месяцев назад
mistakes made - the bald man in the goggles is the perfect human. i'm going to marry him.
@Grace-qo8pu
@Grace-qo8pu 4 года назад
every doctor good episode is like a fever dream
@emilysoda4689
@emilysoda4689 Год назад
Plot twist; the bald man was the last attempt to make the perfect human.
@BottoBobbs
@BottoBobbs Год назад
3:30 is the birth of Jerma985
@digi3218
@digi3218 4 года назад
Just got back from the hospital. I stared at the guy with goggles for too long and had a heart attack.
@portiarichards4057
@portiarichards4057 3 года назад
Well thank goodness you’re ok. I gouged my eyes out so I didn’t see him. Praise be.
@Frizzleman
@Frizzleman 3 года назад
Even in the onion continuity the cameraman is immortal and likely all powerful. Perhaps this is all his sick game we’re just pawns.
@AbnormalWrench
@AbnormalWrench 11 лет назад
Well, the perfect human is very wise, it seems.
@gotanksrox5331
@gotanksrox5331 11 лет назад
and that's how Jim Haggerty was born
@MindFlowersDotNet
@MindFlowersDotNet 11 лет назад
I want to see The Bald Man Vs. The Perfect Human! That would be sooo awesome and heart smart!
@cd2757
@cd2757 8 лет назад
LOL The intro is a heart exploding XD XD
@Doniazade
@Doniazade 11 лет назад
And in a single episode, Doctor Good is redeemed.
@PS3_orange_box_Enjoyer
@PS3_orange_box_Enjoyer 3 года назад
Ah yes, the perfect human: HE MAN
@TheMaestroChannel
@TheMaestroChannel 11 лет назад
I had a heart attack after sing that bald man. I flat lines twice just thinking about him touching the tomato. Onion you have a lawsuit on your hands.
@masterman1001
@masterman1001 3 года назад
No format is safe from a Frankenstein reference. Mary Shelley is everywhere.
@eli_r_q
@eli_r_q 4 года назад
I can't stop laughing at that opening!
@HY-vz3ks
@HY-vz3ks 4 года назад
the most chaotic episode
@Llamallama7282
@Llamallama7282 3 года назад
Wait didn’t somebody predict everybody would die like three episodes ago, the comment was 7 years old and it said that they think the perfect human will kill everybody in the studio.
@MrPestus
@MrPestus 11 лет назад
*notices the bald man behind Smokey Doggg* My HEART!
@franciscobarril
@franciscobarril 11 лет назад
someone predicted he would kill everyone
@justinmceachern4953
@justinmceachern4953 3 года назад
Should I stop sending my stool samples. I have not got anything back about my venom problem just people begging me to stop
@armadica10
@armadica10 11 лет назад
I got the same goggles on my desk.
@__-yu8vi
@__-yu8vi 2 года назад
When you ask how to prevent Amazon from manipulating traffic light: 2:16
@darkstranger9527
@darkstranger9527 Месяц назад
So, am I ever gonna find out why my tummy hurt?
@TheNidges
@TheNidges 11 лет назад
In one of the episodes it gives an update on a poll to name the Perfect Human - that is the name which was winning.
@SunflowerOfTheEast
@SunflowerOfTheEast 4 года назад
Get 'em bald man! Get 'em
@KilgoreTroutAsf
@KilgoreTroutAsf 11 лет назад
The line between funny and random is a thin one.
@HairyJuan
@HairyJuan 3 года назад
I personally keep my heart rate up by ingesting several stimulants a day and never sleeping; it's great for my health.
@flask223
@flask223 2 года назад
Smart
@bboyhanvzla
@bboyhanvzla 4 года назад
Dr Tanas best character ever
@unstoppablefenimore
@unstoppablefenimore 11 лет назад
like the little twist at the end
@ludzikmarudzik
@ludzikmarudzik 11 лет назад
Bald man cannot be controlled.
@siyacer
@siyacer 4 года назад
This is shielding
@MrBerserkinTime
@MrBerserkinTime 4 года назад
i fear no man, but that THING... it scares me
@kxmode
@kxmode 2 года назад
Disturbing Bald Man ASMR
@cryptosporidiom
@cryptosporidiom 4 года назад
I don't know who needs this, but Dr. Tanas is playing Impromptu by Vadim Kiselev.
@TahRahJoh
@TahRahJoh 11 лет назад
This feels like a Metal Gear Solid 4 tv channel.
@baddoggie101
@baddoggie101 11 лет назад
He was just curious like all small children. He wanted things to change and nothing is more interesting that rot and decay
@brobroing9451
@brobroing9451 11 лет назад
RIP dr.good
@Ruggedystim
@Ruggedystim 3 года назад
How many stool samples do you think went to Chicago?
@LeastTresCharLargo
@LeastTresCharLargo 3 года назад
Better than adult swim thats for sure
@BloodshotEyeTinerary
@BloodshotEyeTinerary 11 лет назад
Finally a show theme I qualify for. Expect a stool sample, Dr. Good.
@athousandfeethigh
@athousandfeethigh 2 года назад
I love that these shows have canonical endings
@Thepnastyone
@Thepnastyone 11 лет назад
still waiting for a one on one interview with the perfect human think about it brook alverez and the perfect human
@KL_Stereo
@KL_Stereo 11 лет назад
onion talks hands down
@devilkino
@devilkino 10 лет назад
what if someone a 100 years from now watches this video and thinks it's real :P
@Bokeh420
@Bokeh420 8 лет назад
This is fake?
@jessicapennell5252
@jessicapennell5252 7 лет назад
:'-(
@KAl-vf1dz
@KAl-vf1dz 5 лет назад
And what if one day after hundreds of thousands of years, when we've long since self-destructed, an alien species lands and starts doing archaeology, and for some reason The Onion is the only thing they manage to re-construct and study? Makes you think, doesn't it...
@AshwinShukla989
@AshwinShukla989 11 лет назад
great job guys. loved the series. keep it up.
@manfromnantucket9544
@manfromnantucket9544 4 года назад
I am the bald man.
@neverfearchrisishere
@neverfearchrisishere 11 лет назад
It was nice for Matt Dillahunty to make a cameo.
@topo3773
@topo3773 3 года назад
“I’m gonna give you that surgery right now!” Hmmmm?!?
@phatrickmoore
@phatrickmoore Год назад
I mean … the perfect human … that’s from RHPS, right?!
@kght222
@kght222 11 лет назад
correct, but as forums go you must admit that the comments section on youtube is pretty lacking. i understand the lack of an edit button, and limiting the number of characters makes sense, but no formating or multi-quoting, no linking even to things on youtube (i can understand not allowing external links). the comments on youtube work well enough, but they could be much better. google/youtube should really take a look at popular forums to get some ideas that would work in this format.
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